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		Jacqueline says, "No one is saying anything, so I'm just going to surprise you. One sec, uploading something that has zero reviews on IFDB. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
		MoyTW says, "Well ok, let's do't."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask catventure"
CF ] Hut
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| You awaken from a Sunday afternoon slumber, lazily opening one eye and
CF \| squinting at the sunlight streaming through the window. This wasn't
CF \| the first time you dreamed of busy streets and tall buildings.
CF \|
CF \| You're sick of this village. Nafurville is no place for a cat with
CF \| ambitions. You belong in a place where great things can happen, where
CF \| every street is laced with opportunity. Somewhere like Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| Craning your neck, you give her a glare. She kept you captive
CF \| in this godforsaken place, when you could have been making big bucks
CF \| and gracing the billboards of Chipawgo. But not for much longer...
CF \|
CF \| It's time to get out of here.
CF \|
CF \| catventure
CF \| An Interactive Fiction by sleepy macaw
CF \| Release 1 / Serial number 190531 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
CF \| 6/12N)
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| You can see an entrance, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old
CF \| lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a
CF \| litter box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu exclaims, "We be kitty!"
		MoyTW asks, "Huh, interesting start. x owner?"
		Jacqueline says, "Yep. We a kitty."
		MoyTW says, "And us. Really, everything, I guess."
		Karona squees!
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X ME
CF \|
CF \| As good-looking as ever.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "aw"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "pet me"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PET ME
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "AW"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X BED
CF \|
CF \| Not much to say about it really. It's a bed.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x chair"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X CHAIR
CF \|
CF \| Your owner is sleeping on it.
CF \|
CF \| On the rocking chair is an old lady.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X LADY
CF \|
CF \| Ugh. You don't even want to look at her right now. Better not wake her
CF \| up or else she might try to stop you.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x photos"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X PHOTOS
CF \|
CF \| A collage of photos of you and your owner are positioned on the wall
CF \| in the shape of a heart. At the top is written "Mr. FluffyPotato" with
CF \| hearts on either side. Sickening.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW has arrived.		Jacqueline says, "I dunno. I think Mr FluffyPotato is a decent name for a cat."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x endtable"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X ENDTABLE
CF \|
CF \| On the endtable is a telephone.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Hopefully she hasn't been overfeeding us much."
		DavidW says, "Sorry I'm late. Overslept."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x telephone"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X TELEPHONE
CF \|
CF \| It's a wireless landline telephone.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call police"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CALL POLICE
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
CF \|
CF \| >		Karona exclaims, "Glad you could join us!"
		Jacqueline says, "Howdy, DW."
		Knight_Otu says, "Hey there."
		MoyTW says, "Morn...afternoon, David."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x litter"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X LITTER
CF \|
CF \| That's where you do your business. Usually.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "heh. Usually."
		DavidW asks, "I'm guessing we're a cat today?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cupboard"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X CUPBOARD
CF \|
CF \| You see nothing special about the cupboard.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yep"
Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "xyzzy"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > XYZZY
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "A cat who is pretty over the world, and thus gives terse descriptions or has not implemented fun things."
Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "plover"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PLOVER
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "If this is New Cat, we didn't get very far in it last time."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "open cupboard"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN CUPBOARD
CF \|
CF \| You open the cupboard, revealing some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of
CF \| matches.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline exclaims, "It is Catventure!"
		Knight_Otu says, "Not new cat."
		DavidW says, "oh, okay."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take all"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE ALL
CF \|
CF \| collage of photos: You hold the collage of photos in your mouth.
CF \| bowl: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your mouth.
CF \| telephone: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your
CF \| mouth.
CF \| cans of Fancy Feast: You are already carrying the collage of photos in
CF \| your mouth.
CF \| box of matches: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your
CF \| mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Okay, it gets a point for that."
		Jacqueline says, "Five points."
		Jacqueline says, "Five points of awesome."
		MoyTW says, "This makes sense but also, is gonna be...annoying."
		Jacqueline says, "I would say we should take the matches, but without opposable thumbs I'm not sure what good they'll be..."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop photos"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP PHOTOS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x bowl"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X BOWL
CF \|
CF \| That's the bowl from which you eat your meals. Inside is some cat
CF \| food.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x food"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X FOOD
CF \|
CF \| You see nothing special about cat food.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x bookcase"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X BOOKCASE
CF \|
CF \| Dusty old books line the shelves, boasting titles such as Laser
CF \| Cats VII, Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow, and
CF \| Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "Hm."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x laser cats cii"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X LASER CATS CII
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to examine Laser Cats VII.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x laser cats vii"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X LASER CATS VII
CF \|
CF \| Considered by many to be the best in the series.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x minced meat"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X MINCED MEAT
CF \|
CF \| It's a book about minced meat pies.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x karate"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X KARATE
CF \|
CF \| A detailed manual about the ancient art of karate. It is entitled
CF \| "Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps".
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "Are we gonna be Karate Kitty?"
		Jacqueline says, "So, I think I have now lawnmowered the objects listed in the room description."
		DavidW asks, "Perhaps READ those to get skills?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying nothing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "sure"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read karate"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > READ KARATE
CF \|
CF \| You remove the book from the shelf and start reading.
CF \| Time passes as you dutifully hone your skills as guided by the text.
CF \|
CF \| Congrats! You now are a master of karate! Now to put these skills to
CF \| use...
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Huh."
		Jacqueline says, "hell yeah"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "attack lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > ATTACK LADY
CF \|
CF \| You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the
CF \| room. Your owner is now dead.
CF \| You are a monster.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
		Knight_Otu exclaims, "NOOOOOO!"
		Jacqueline says, "I was JOKING"
		Jacqueline says, "I did not think that would WORK"
		Jacqueline says, "But hey, she ain't gonna stop us from going to Chpawgo anymore."
		Karona exclaims, "LOL!"
		Jacqueline says, "Chipawgo, I mean."
		DavidW says, "I thought maybe hit a piece of wood, like a locked door."
		MoyTW says, "Huh! Didn't really expect that to work either."
		Knight_Otu says, "But also she won't be there to take us back in when Chipawgo inevitably fails us."
		MoyTW exclaims, "That's a problem for future-us, we're off!"
		Jacqueline says, "I wasn't too keen on this game, but now I'd like to see it made into a major motion picture after that last move. I want it in 3D on a big screen with surround sound."
		Jacqueline says (to KO), "Oh wow. Such a pessimist."
		Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Exactly."
		DavidW asks, "Is Chipawgo one of our many boyfriends?"
		Jacqueline says, "I think it's 'Chicago'"
		Jacqueline says, "A city."
		Jacqueline says, "Before we go, let's learn about mince meat pies."
		Knight_Otu asks, "How often does going to Chipawgo work out?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read mince meat"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > READ MINCE MEAT
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read minced meat"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > READ MINCED MEAT
CF \|
CF \| No thank you.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "aw"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read laser cats"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > READ LASER CATS
CF \|
CF \| You've read it a hundred times already.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "heh"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "leave"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LEAVE
CF \|
CF \| You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Dammit, game."
		Jacqueline says, "You just said there was an entrance. That's all you said."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is silent.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is an old lady.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a collage of photos, an entrance, a bed, a rocking
CF \| chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard
CF \| (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl
CF \| and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW asks, "...out?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X LADY
CF \|
CF \| She lies motionless on the wooden floor of the hut.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "eat lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > EAT LADY
CF \|
CF \| She's plainly inedible.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Oh, I don't think I'd agree."
		Karona exclaims, "OMG!"
		Jacqueline says, "We are a cat, after all."
		Knight_Otu says, "Sez you, game."
		Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Have you never heard the horrible stories of people who die and then, when their pets run out of food..."
		Jacqueline says, "...you know..."
		Jacqueline says, "It happens."
		Jacqueline says, "That's all I'm saying."
		Knight_Otu says, "Of course, we could be a picky eater. There's a good number of them among cats."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "eat food"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > EAT FOOD
CF \|
CF \| You nibble at the cat food, but soon lose interest. It's just so
CF \| unappetizing when the bowl is only half full.
CF \|
CF \| >		Karona says, "Yes, and I have spent my entire life trying to figure out why that is such a fascinating topic for other cat owners."
		Jacqueline says, "haha - okay, that last bit about the food being unappetizing when it's only half full is solidly relatable content."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| It seems to be locked.
CF \|
CF \| Guess you have to find some other way to open it.
CF \|
CF \| >		Karona exclaims, "Ha!"
		DavidW says, "yeah, no one likes a half-empty fridge."
		Jacqueline says, "One of our cats needs you to stand next to the bowl while she eats... like, for emotional support or something."
		Karona exclaims, "DavidW, I had never thought of it that way before!"
		Jacqueline says, "Otherwise she will cry and cry for food, even when there is food."
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, well, crap. We gotta unlock the door. But at least now we know that 'out' will eventually work so that I don't have to hunt and peck through the compass rose."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open can"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN CAN
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit door"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > HIT DOOR
CF \|
CF \| You leap in the air and deliver a strong kick to the door, busting it
CF \| open.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "there"
		MoyTW says, "Karate solves everything."
		Jacqueline says, "OH RIGHT"
		Jacqueline says, "KARATE"
		Jacqueline says, "Duh"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > X TREE
CF \|
CF \| Looks like oak.
CF \|
CF \| >		Karona says, "My cat will meow incessantly at feeding time, sniff her food once I give it to her, and walk away. Usually it will be hours before she actually eats it."
		Jacqueline says, "The cat is a botanist who knows karate. That is cool."
		Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Wow. That is also weird behavior. Cats are something else."
		Jacqueline says, "Maybe her food needs to breathe. Like a fine wine needs to breathe."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x squirrel"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > X SQUIRREL
CF \|
CF \| Looks delicious.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "> ask squirrel about catip"
		DavidW says, "er catnip"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "squirrel, hello"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > SQUIRREL, HELLO
CF \|
CF \| You can't talk to the squirrel.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "eat squirrel"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > EAT SQUIRREL
CF \|
CF \| You leap at the squirrel, but it is too fast and runs up the tree.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Fight it, with our karate."
		DavidW asks, "climb tree?"
Jacqueline clears the save counter.
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf1"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Yard
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "karate tree?"
		MoyTW says, "Karate the tree."
		DavidW says, "sure, try it"
		Jacqueline says, "I'm worried we're too stupid to get back downt the tree..."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK TREE
CF \|
CF \| Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "aw"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > U
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "climb tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > CLIMB TREE
CF \|
CF \| You nimbly climb up to one of the branches. Only then do you realize
CF \| that you have no idea how to climb down trees. You have no choice but
CF \| to wait for someone to rescue you. Chipawgo will have to wait until
CF \| another day.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * The End *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF \| command?
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "I KNEW IT"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
CF \| >
CF \| > RESTORE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to read:
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf1"
CF ] Yard
CF \| Ok.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW asks, "Is kick equal to attack, usually, or are they distinct?"
		Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
		Jacqueline says, "They're usually synonyms in Inform."
		DavidW says, "Distinct"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "attack tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > ATTACK TREE
CF \|
CF \| Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "They're usually the same, yes."
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Are they"
		Jacqueline asks, "?"
		DavidW says, "Kick isn't a standard verb."
		Jacqueline says, "OH! You're right. I usually code them to be synonymous, I guess."
		Knight_Otu says, "Right."
		Knight_Otu says, "But I think where both verbs exist, they tend to be synonymous."
		Jacqueline asks, "Now I'm wondering... we kicked the old woman, right? And it did a tornado kick? Could we have killed her in other ways? Straight punch, perhaps?"
		Jacqueline exclaims, "I guess we'll never know. ON TO CHIPAWGO!"
		Karona says, "These are important questions."
		Jacqueline asks, "So, we're ignoring this stupid squirrel, right?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"		Knight_Otu says, "We could have killed her by her worrying about us."
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying nothing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "It just tempts us to our doom."
		Jacqueline says (to KO), "Awwwwww. That's ... weirdly sweet."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "shake tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > SHAKE TREE
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Oh, do we want to go back and get the matches, which probably exist for a reason?"
		DavidW asks, "maybe burn the tree?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is silent.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is an old lady.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an
CF \| endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which
CF \| are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl and a
CF \| bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "I'm not sure how we'd use them, but sure."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, we got no thumbs."
		Jacqueline says, "Unless we're one of those cats that DOES have thumbs, but if that were the case you'd think we could carry at least one more item."
		Jacqueline says, "Because some cats have a weird extra toe."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Wait. I'm curious."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is silent.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is an old lady.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an
CF \| endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which
CF \| are some cans of Fancy Feast), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK LADY
CF \|
CF \| She's already dead, you a**hole.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Hahahahahaha YES"
		Knight_Otu says, "Hah."
		Jacqueline says, "Thank you, game."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "light match"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > LIGHT MATCH
CF \|
CF \| What do you want to light on fire? (i.e. "light something on fire").
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "light tree on fire"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > LIGHT TREE ON FIRE
CF \|
CF \| You don't want to light that on fire.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "But game, consider this - you let us do it."
		Jacqueline says, "oh"
		MoyTW exclaims, "Don't tell us what we want game!"
		Jacqueline says, "But ... but I do want to light the tree on fire."
		Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Yeah, exactly."
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, but I do think we need the matches eventually."
		DavidW says, "Okay, I guess the matches are for something else."
		Jacqueline asks, "So, river bank or road?"
		Knight_Otu says, "Game waves its hand "These aren't the flammables you are looking for.""
		Jacqueline says, "heh"
		DavidW says, "Either, I guess? I missed the early part of the game. Maybe there's a ladder in the village."
		Knight_Otu says, "Let's see the river bank first."
		Jacqueline says, "Well, I guess it did say we want to go to Chipawgo, so we should just go. But I worry that a thing we need is the other way. But maybe I'm just overthinking this."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Look. A water."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > X TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| A large turtle with a nice big shell. He looks relatively friendly.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "ah. Ride the turtle to get across."
		Jacqueline says, "That's what I'm thinkin', yeah"
		Karona says, "I am laughing harder at that than I should."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get on turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > GET ON TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| He's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "oh. huh."
		Knight_Otu says, "Just watch the turtle being good friends with our dead owner."
		DavidW says, "It might be RIDE or TALK TO we need."
		Jacqueline says (to KO), "If he is, I'll tornado kick him, too."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| You ask the turtle if he can get you across the river. The turtle says
CF \| to bring him something fancy and he'll see what he can do.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "And paddle the shell?"
		DavidW says, "Fancy feast."
		Jacqueline asks, "How about some... fancy feast?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is silent.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is an old lady.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an
CF \| endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which
CF \| are some cans of Fancy Feast), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get fancy"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET FANCY
CF \|
CF \| You hold the cans of Fancy Feast in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give fancy to turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE FANCY TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| "That's not what I meant by fancy, idiot!"
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf2"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] River West
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "Hey now."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| You swipe at the turtle but miss. The turtle becomes enraged and bites
CF \| off your paw. You collapse and bleed out until everything becomes
CF \| dark.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * The End *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF \| command?
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "hahaha - okay, I know it's weird, but I adore games that do this."
		Jacqueline says, "I am not sure why. There's this weird itch that they scratch."
		Knight_Otu exclaims, "Oh no! Karate does NOT solve everything!"
		Jacqueline asks (of KO), "I KNOW, RIGHT?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] River West
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Okay. So what's fancy? I guess we need to explore more?"
		MoyTW says, "I am deeploy disappointed that karate is not the correct action for literally every encounter."
		DavidW asks, "I guess we need something fancy from the village. What would a turtle like, a lace garter belt?"
		MoyTW says, "Deeply, rather."
		Karona says, "It reminds me of the thrill I used to get reading the original CYOA books."
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "I think you're projecting."
		DavidW says, "I don't wear lace."
		Jacqueline says, "Doesn't mean you don't want it in your life."
		Jacqueline says, "Feathers, I know. Feathers."
		Jacqueline says, "Ahem. ANYWAY"
		DavidW says, "Pearls would be nice. And chains."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is silent.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is an old lady.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a box of matches, a collage of photos, a bed, a
CF \| rocking chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a
CF \| cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop fancy"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP FANCY
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "So, head west, young karate cat?"
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "cf3"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Yard
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > GET TREE
CF \|
CF \| You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I'm not sure why we took the matches."
		Knight_Otu says, "(Sorry, had to try.)"
		Jacqueline says, "Because we want to see the world burn, DW."
		MoyTW exclaims, "I mean, drop the matches first and see!"
		Knight_Otu says, "West, sure."
		MoyTW says, "(it probably won't work)"
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, sure. I can leave them here as well as I can leave them anywhere."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white
CF \| cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Hey another cat."
		MoyTW says, "How do you do, fellow cat."
		Jacqueline says, "I dunno, I think the village people are pretty cool and fun when they're doing their business."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X CAT
CF \|
CF \| You see a sleek white cat preening herself. She looks very pretty and
CF \| she knows it.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "Friend or bitter rival?"
		Jacqueline asks, "Hm. Not sure. Can we kick her?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cat, hello"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > CAT, HELLO
CF \|
CF \| There is no reply.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "If we got ice cream, would the street be desserted?"
		Knight_Otu says, "Ow."
		Jacqueline plays the drums. "Ba-dum tish!"
		DavidW says, "TALK TO"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking her pristine fur, looks you in the eye, and says
CF \|
CF \| "I know what you've done, criminal."
CF \|
CF \| She steps forward menacingly.
CF \|
CF \| "I pity you. You can run from this place, but you can never escape
CF \| your sins. Your soul will never be free." She pauses. "You know, it's
CF \| a shame you did what you did, because I could have blown your mind."
CF \|
CF \| You watch silently as she walks away. You feel a bit chilly.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Only if we dropped it."
		MoyTW says, "Oh we should have attacked her."
		Jacqueline says, "Sorry, I'm still traumatized by the game we played recently where you always had to say hello before you could talk to someone."
		Jacqueline says, "Oh my goodness. Such energy. I love this cat."
		Jacqueline says, "Except... hm."
		Knight_Otu says, "Who knew actions had consequences."
		Jacqueline says, "Maybe we should have not killed the old lady. Maybe we could have had cat smoochies."
		Jacqueline asks, "Now... gosh, do we restart?"
		MoyTW says, "If you become a karate cat you have to use the karate. That's a rule, can't argue with the rules."
		Jacqueline says, "Like, we can probably just kick the door and leave without killing the old lady."
		Jacqueline says, "That said, I would have been sad to not have seen this interaction and I kind of want to play the game as a criminal cat."
		MoyTW says, "Either way's fine we're early 'nuff in that it'd be very fast."
		Jacqueline asks, "Also, how does she know what we did???"
		Knight_Otu says, "Let's see this through first, I'd say. We can still decide to do a human-friendly run."
		MoyTW says, "Or we can come back and - yeah."
		DavidW says, "There might be two different tracks in this game."
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, yeah."
		Jacqueline asks, "But I still want to know... is she psychic? Telepathic?"
		Jacqueline says, "Mysterious."
		Knight_Otu says, "Cats know everything. Especially where the food is."
		Jacqueline says, "True"
		Jacqueline says, "That's very true."
		Knight_Otu says, "Also all the best hiding spots."
		Jacqueline asks, "So... ice cream, anyone?"
		Knight_Otu says, "Sure."
		DavidW says, "sure"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x ice cream"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X ICE CREAM
CF \|
CF \| They sell ice cream, a frozen food, typically eaten as a snack or
CF \| dessert, usually made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, and
CF \| often combined with fruits or other ingredients and flavours.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter ice cream"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > ENTER ICE CREAM
CF \|
CF \| It's closed. No point to going inside if there's no ice cream.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "oh"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x clothing store"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X CLOTHING STORE
CF \|
CF \| Clothes for men, women, and children (but not cats). The store is
CF \| clearly closed. You can see a dress, shoes, and a top hat through the
CF \| display window.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "I suppose there is truth to that."
		Jacqueline asks, "But are there clothes for turtles?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X HAT
CF \|
CF \| A fancy hat.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "A TOP HAT"
		Jacqueline says, "Yes"
		Karona asks, "Can we be a kitty in a top hat?"
		MoyTW says, "Hmm. I think the hat qualifies."
		Jacqueline says, "The hat is fancy."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter clothing"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > ENTER CLOTHING
CF \|
CF \| You don't need clothes, you have fur.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick clothing"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK CLOTHING
CF \|
CF \| Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "YES IT IS"
		DavidW says, "Bet we can karate the window."
Karona says, "Whoa"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick window"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK WINDOW
CF \|
CF \| You give the window a mighty punch, leaving the glass shattered on the
CF \| floor.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Okay. Phew."
		Jacqueline says, "Violence WAS the answer."
		Jacqueline says, "I was gonna say."
		MoyTW says, "Our criminality is going up, up, up."
		Jacqueline says (to Moy), "I know. I love it."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE HAT
CF \|
CF \| You hold the hat in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a white cat, a box of matches and a tree (on which is a
CF \| squirrel) here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Aw snap. SHE is here."
		Jacqueline squints at the white cat.
		Karona exclaims, "LOL!"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give hat to turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE HAT TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| "Oooh, now that's fancy." The turtle accepts your gift and lets you
CF \| slide the top hat onto his head.
CF \|
CF \| "Now, hop on and I'll give you that ride you wanted."
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "ride turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > RIDE TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| I didn't understand that sentence.
CF \|
CF \| >		Karona exclaims, "w00t!"
		DavidW says, "'To cleanse your soul, my child, help me catch this squirrel'"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on turtle"
CF ] River East
CF \| >
CF \| > HOP ON TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the
CF \| other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the
CF \| water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are
CF \| fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you
CF \| realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of
CF \| safety and comfort, of careful love.
CF \|
CF \| You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly
CF \| face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.
CF \|
CF \| River East
CF \| The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off.
CF \| Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes
CF \| steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes
CF \| and sizes. The highway is further east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a turtle here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "No a water this side of the river."
		MoyTW exclaims, "On to Chipawgo!"
		Jacqueline asks, "I love the ambiguity of 'her'... who would give us the 'careful love'? Which her?? The old lady? Or the self-righteous white cat?"
		Knight_Otu says, "Careful with the highway."
		Jacqueline says (to KO), "True. This game would happily have a road kill ending."
		DavidW says, ">hitchhike"
		Jacqueline says, "I guess 'Nafurville' is 'Naperville'? I think that's a town near Chicago."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf4"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] River East
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to turtle"
CF ] River East
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| The turtle wishes you a nice day
CF \| >		Karona says, "OMG, Nafurville? I just got that."
		Jacqueline says, "Good day, turtle."
		Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Yep! Like 'Chipawgo'"
		Karona says, "Yes, it is one of the 'burbs."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x rocks"
CF ] River East
CF \| >
CF \| > X ROCKS
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Highway
CF \| Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its
CF \| wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars
CF \| on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm
CF \| in the distance.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hitchhike"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > HITCHHIKE
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "darn"
		DavidW says, "Maybe get the farmer's thumb first."
		Karona asks, "What is the cat analogue of a thumb?"
		Jacqueline says, "I'm sure we will have to visit that farm, but sure, let's just follow our dream until we're diverted to the farm."
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Hahahaewwwwww"
		Karona exclaims (at DavidW), "Ha!"
		Jacqueline says, "I mean, if we'd have known, we could have gnawed off our old lady's thumb."
		DavidW asks, "Or we could steal a tractor and drive it?"
		Jacqueline says, "But she is now on the other side of the river, and the turtle will only tell us to have a nice day."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \| Chipawgo is much too far away to reach on paw.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yep"
		Jacqueline says, "Toonces the Tractor Driving Cat, here we come."
		Jacqueline says, "(Hopefully)"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Farm
CF \| It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to
CF \| Chipawgo is to the south.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, ""Nice day, murderer. I'ma call the copdogs now.""
		Jacqueline exclaims, "Oh. Or a horse!"
		DavidW says, "And fresh milk."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x barn"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > X BARN
CF \|
CF \| In the barn is a horse.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > X HORSE
CF \|
CF \| Looks like the strong, silent type.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cows"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > X COWS
CF \|
CF \| Moo.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Accurate description."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO HORSE
CF \|
CF \| El caballo no habla la idioma del gato.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cows"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO COWS
CF \|
CF \| You meow. They moo back.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "yay"
		Karona says, "I am going to be bold and say descriptions are not this game's strong point."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drink milk"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > DRINK MILK
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > HOP ON HORSE
CF \|
CF \| You can't go on that.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "The horse doesn't speak our language? What do we do with that?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "horse, hola"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > HORSE, HOLA
CF \|
CF \| You can't talk to the horse.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to horse in spanish"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO HORSE IN SPANISH
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x udder"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > X UDDER
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter barn"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > ENTER BARN
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "milk cows"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > MILK COWS
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on cow"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > HOP ON COW
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf5"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Farm
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick cow"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK COW
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK HORSE
CF \|
CF \| The horse is much bigger than you so you decide against it.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "huh"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "ride horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > RIDE HORSE
CF \|
CF \| You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of
CF \| the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the
CF \| stares of fellow travelers in their cars.
CF \|
CF \| As you travel toward freedom, you feel a twinge of remorse for the
CF \| terrible deed you have done. You wonder if it was worth it.
CF \|
CF \| You decide to bury your memories of Nafurville somewhere deep down
CF \| inside. That'll have to do.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * The End *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF \| command?
CF \| >		DavidW says, "The cows only exist in the plural."
		Knight_Otu says, "Surely our owner was also much bigger."
		MoyTW says, "I, uh, hmm, that was faster than I thought."
		Roger says, "Maybe this is a Tiger King situation"
		Jacqueline says, "I had a feeling there would be no portion of the story in actual Chipawgo."
		DavidW says, "hm. The ending seems a bit sub-optimal."
		Jacqueline asks, "So, go back and run this without crimes?"
		DavidW says, "yes please"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restart"
CF ] Hut
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| You awaken from a Sunday afternoon slumber, lazily opening one eye and
CF \| squinting at the sunlight streaming through the window. This wasn't
CF \| the first time you dreamed of busy streets and tall buildings.
CF \|
CF \| You're sick of this village. Nafurville is no place for a cat with
CF \| ambitions. You belong in a place where great things can happen, where
CF \| every street is laced with opportunity. Somewhere like Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| Craning your neck, you give her a glare. She kept you captive
CF \| in this godforsaken place, when you could have been making big bucks
CF \| and gracing the billboards of Chipawgo. But not for much longer...
CF \|
CF \| It's time to get out of here.
CF \|
CF \| catventure
CF \| An Interactive Fiction by sleepy macaw
CF \| Release 1 / Serial number 190531 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
CF \| 6/12N)
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| You can see an entrance, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old
CF \| lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a
CF \| litter box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read karate"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > READ KARATE
CF \|
CF \| You remove the book from the shelf and start reading.
CF \| Time passes as you dutifully hone your skills as guided by the text.
CF \|
CF \| Congrats! You now are a master of karate! Now to put these skills to
CF \| use...
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "At least trying to."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick door"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK DOOR
CF \|
CF \| You leap in the air and deliver a strong kick to the door, busting it
CF \| open.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white
CF \| cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X CAT
CF \|
CF \| You see a sleek white cat preening herself. She looks very pretty and
CF \| she knows it.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| The Lorenz system is a system of ordinary differential equations first
CF \| studied by Edward Lorenz. It is notable for having chaotic solutions
CF \| for certain parameter values and initial conditions. In particular,
CF \| the Lorenz attractor is a set of chaotic solutions of the Lorenz
CF \| system which, when plotted, resemble a butterfly or figure eight.
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "...... okay. That was unexpected."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "A red herring is something that misleads or distracts from a relevant
CF \| or important issue. It may be either a logical fallacy or a literary
CF \| device that leads readers or audiences towards a false conclusion. A
CF \| red herring might be intentionally used, such as in mystery fiction or
CF \| as part of a rhetorical strategy, or it could be inadvertently used
CF \| during argumentation."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "hee"
		Knight_Otu says, "She didn't lie."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is a Christian
CF \| restorationist church that is considered by its followers to be the
CF \| restoration of the original church founded by Jesus Christ. The church
CF \| is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, and has established
CF \| congregations and built temples worldwide. It has over 85,000
CF \| missionaries and a membership of over 15 million."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "That's just Wikipedia, cat."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "The Qing dynasty was the last imperial dynasty of China, ruling from
CF \| 1644 to 1912 with a brief, abortive restoration in 1917. It was
CF \| preceded by the Ming dynasty and succeeded by the Republic of China.
CF \| The Qing multi-cultural empire lasted almost three centuries and
CF \| formed the territorial base for the modern Chinese state."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "League of Legends is a multiplayer online battle arena video game
CF \| developed and published by Riot Games for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS
CF \| X. It is a free-to-play game that is supported by micro-transactions
CF \| and inspired by the mod Defense of the Ancients for the video game
CF \| Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "ha. I love how random and diverse these are"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "A wallaby is a macropod found in Australia. They belong to the same
CF \| taxonomic family as kangaroos and sometimes the same genus, but
CF \| kangaroos are specifically categorised into the six largest species of
CF \| the family. The term wallaby is an informal designation generally used
CF \| for any macropod that is smaller than a kangaroo or wallaroo that has
CF \| not been designated otherwise."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "The Schmidt Family Foundation is a private foundation created in 2006
CF \| by Eric Schmidt, the Executive Chairman of Google, and his wife Wendy
CF \| Schmidt, to address issues pertaining to sustainability and the
CF \| responsible use of natural resources."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Yes. I think these are actually wikipedia entries. Wonder how many there are?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask cat about squirrel"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > ASK CAT ABOUT SQUIRREL
CF \|
CF \| There is no reply.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "Spam is a brand of canned precooked meat products made by Hormel
CF \| Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained
CF \| popularity worldwide after its use during World War II. By 2003, Spam
CF \| was sold in 41 countries on six continents and trademarked in over 100
CF \| countries. In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.
CF \| Spam's basic ingredients are pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added,
CF \| salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium
CF \| nitrite as a preservative."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| The Lorenz system is a system of ordinary differential equations first
CF \| studied by Edward Lorenz. It is notable for having chaotic solutions
CF \| for certain parameter values and initial conditions. In particular,
CF \| the Lorenz attractor is a set of chaotic solutions of the Lorenz
CF \| system which, when plotted, resemble a butterfly or figure eight.
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Okay, one more to see if it's a cycle or random."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
CF \|
CF \| "League of Legends is a multiplayer online battle arena video game
CF \| developed and published by Riot Games for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS
CF \| X. It is a free-to-play game that is supported by micro-transactions
CF \| and inspired by the mod Defense of the Ancients for the video game
CF \| Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne."
CF \|
CF \| She then turns away to continue her grooming.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lick cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK CAT
CF \|
CF \| You lick the white cat.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Crap. It's random."
		Jacqueline exclaims (at DW), "!"
		Jacqueline exclaims, "Nice!"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "clean me"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > CLEAN ME
CF \|
CF \| You rub yourself.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick me"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK ME
CF \|
CF \| You lick yourself.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lick ice cream"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK ICE CREAM
CF \|
CF \| You lick the Ice Cream Shop.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "ha"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick clothing"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK CLOTHING
CF \|
CF \| You lick the Clothing Store.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "I want to remember to lick the turtle."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kiss cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KISS CAT
CF \|
CF \| The white cat might not like that.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white
CF \| cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x saloon"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X SALOON
CF \|
CF \| It's a saloon, complete with swinging wooden doors. Like in those
CF \| cowboy movies. You're not entirely sure what year it is.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "It implied it would like that, earlier, game."
		MoyTW exclaims, "Wait we didn't karate the cat!"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf6"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Main Street
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK CAT
CF \|
CF \| She's much too beautiful to attack.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "boo, game."
		Jacqueline says, "Goodness"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter saloon"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > ENTER SALOON
CF \|
CF \| You don't have time to fool around.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Damn straight."
		Jacqueline exclaims, "We have a turtle to ride!"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick window"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK WINDOW
CF \|
CF \| You give the window a mighty punch, leaving the glass shattered on the
CF \| floor.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE HAT
CF \|
CF \| You hold the hat in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick swinging door"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK SWINGING DOOR
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "aw"
		Jacqueline says, "I wanted that to work"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick door"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK DOOR
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick saloon"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK SALOON
CF \|
CF \| Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "sad trombone"
		Jacqueline asks, "Okay. Anything else before we go to the turtle?"
		DavidW asks, "What were the other two items in the window?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x dress"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X DRESS
CF \|
CF \| A fancy dress.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Oh"
		Jacqueline says, "That is also fancy"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X WINDOW
CF \|
CF \| You can see a sequin dress, black shoes, and a top hat through the
CF \| display window.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shoes"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X SHOES
CF \|
CF \| Fancy shoes.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "I think the hat works best, but I'm down for trying one of these."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop hat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP HAT
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take shoes"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE SHOES
CF \|
CF \| You hold shoes in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "We can try."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf7"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Main Street
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "maybe our owner would like the dress?"
		Jacqueline says, "Oh, David. You're so thoughtful."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop shoes"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP SHOES
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE DRESS
CF \|
CF \| You hold the dress in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a
CF \| collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter
CF \| box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give dress to lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE DRESS TO LADY
CF \|
CF \| The old lady doesn't seem interested.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop dress"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP DRESS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, ""I lost by beloved cat, then got arrested for stealing this fancy dress. My life sucks.""
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under bed"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LOOK UNDER BED
CF \|
CF \| You find nothing of interest.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to KO), "Ha"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "rock chair"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > ROCK CHAIR
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push chair"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PUSH CHAIR
CF \|
CF \| It is fixed in place.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x collage"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X COLLAGE
CF \|
CF \| A collage of photos of you and your owner are positioned on the wall
CF \| in the shape of a heart. At the top is written "Mr. FluffyPotato" with
CF \| hearts on either side. Sickening.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I was just wondering whether or not, once we've stolen a horse to ride to Chipawgo, if we will still have regret for all these crimes. But I'm guessing since we aren't murdering anyone, probably not."
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Oh, right. We examined all that before you arrived."
		Jacqueline asks, "Should we leave the dress here? Or try to give it to the turtle?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open feast"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN FEAST
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open cupboard"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN CUPBOARD
CF \|
CF \| You open the cupboard, revealing some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of
CF \| matches.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open feast"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN FEAST
CF \|
CF \| You try using your claws and teeth to open the cans, but it's
CF \| fruitless. You'll probably starve here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick feast"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK FEAST
CF \|
CF \| Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick owner"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > KICK OWNER
CF \|
CF \| You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the
CF \| room. Your owner is now dead.
CF \| You are a monster.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "I think the Fancy Feast is just there to make us feel stupid when we give it to the turtle."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Hut
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Hut
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lick owner"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK OWNER
CF \|
CF \| You lick the old lady.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I mistyped. I wanted LICK."
		Jacqueline says, "Lick, kick. What a difference a letter makes."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "purr"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PURR
CF \|
CF \| You let out a soft purr.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "awww"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "growl"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GROWL
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "meow"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > MEOW
CF \|
CF \| You meow.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "chase tail"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CHASE TAIL
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick fancy feast"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK FANCY FEAST
CF \|
CF \| You lick the cans of Fancy Feast.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick mince meat"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK MINCE MEAT
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick minced meat"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK MINCED MEAT
CF \|
CF \| You lick Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Basically, because we are a cat, we can lick anything. This is accurate."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE DRESS
CF \|
CF \| You hold the dress in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| You ask the turtle if he can get you across the river. The turtle says
CF \| to bring him something fancy and he'll see what he can do.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give dress to turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE DRESS TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| The turtle looks at the dress with disinterest and says "Not my
CF \| style."
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
		Jacqueline says, "Fair."
		Jacqueline asks, "Anything else people want to try before I get the hat and cross the river?"
		Knight_Otu says, "Probably would drag them down."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "drop dress"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP DRESS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to KO), "Yeah, and the shoes will just fall off his little turtle feets."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get water"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > GET WATER
CF \|
CF \| You hold the water in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "spit water"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > SPIT WATER
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
Karona says (to (ClubFloyd)), "rub up against turtle"		DavidW says, "hmm. I'm not really sure what ought be done with all the items. Maybe most of them are red herrings."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] River West
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to DW), "That's what I thought."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] River West
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "pet turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > PET TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| You lick the turtle.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "mmmmm"
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "Try the hat and see if the ending updates to another hint of some regret on something undone."
		Knight_Otu says, "Okay, good, we undid enough."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > X GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You see nothing special about the grass.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Oh, sorry."
		DavidW says, "Grass might hide catnip."
		Jacqueline asks, "Can I grab the hat and we search when we come back?"
		DavidW says, "yes"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see shoes, a hat, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a
CF \| Saloon and a white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get hat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > GET HAT
CF \|
CF \| You hold the hat in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You find nothing of interest.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "dig mud"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > DIG MUD
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x soil"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > X SOIL
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > EAT GRASS
CF \|
CF \| That's plainly inedible.
CF \|
CF \| >
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "paw grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > PAW GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You feel nothing unexpected.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "okay"
		Jacqueline says, "After recent games with drug-fueled orgies, David is determined to find catnip in this game."
		DavidW asks, "What orgies?"
		Jacqueline says, ">GET CATNIP. >SHARE CATNIP WITH WHITE CAT. >BLISS OUT"
		Jacqueline says (to David), "Hm... that game about it being the last day on Earth."
Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "rub up against grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > RUB UP AGAINST GRASS
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to rub up.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "oh, those orgies."
		Jacqueline says, "Yep! THOSE orgies."
		Jacqueline says, "How soon we forget."
		DavidW says, "I have a busy IF life."
Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "rub grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > RUB GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You rub the grass.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to DW), "You really do."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "rub turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > RUB TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| The turtle might not like that.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "It might, though."
		Jacqueline asks, "Okay, so, time to go hose rustling?"
		Karona exclaims, "LOL!"
		DavidW says, "I am curious what, if anything, can be burnt with the matches, but nothing obvious comes to mind."
		Jacqueline says, "True."
		Jacqueline asks, "Maybe the grass?"
		DavidW says, "Unlikely"
		Knight_Otu asks, "Perhaps, in a bigger game, the big city?"
		Jacqueline says, "It's weird, because the matches are implemented, aren't they? That's not default behavior... the author coded it."
		DavidW says, "Even burning the tree was a hell of a longshot."
		Jacqueline says, "Well, we only tried that so we could eat the squirrel."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop hat"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP HAT
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a
CF \| collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter
CF \| box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of
CF \| matches), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf8"
CF \| >
CF \| > SAVE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Hut
CF \| > SAVEOk.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "use matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > USE MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| What do you want to light on fire? (i.e. "light something on fire").
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "light lady on fire"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LIGHT LADY ON FIRE
CF \|
CF \| You strike the match and hold it to your owner's dress, watching the
CF \| flames grow before your eyes. Before you know it, your owner is
CF \| screaming and running outside, kicking the door open on her way out.
CF \| You watch her flaming figure run toward the river.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "oh, the owner is asleep?"
		Jacqueline says, "HOLY MOLY"
		Jacqueline says, "OF COURSE THAT WORKED"
		MoyTW says, "Wow."
Jacqueline Damn, game.		Jacqueline says, "Damn, game."
		Knight_Otu says, "Man we can torture that poor lady."
		Jacqueline says, "That... is an alternate solution to the door puzzle."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "version"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > VERSION
CF \|
CF \| catventure
CF \| An Interactive Fiction by sleepy macaw
CF \| Release 1 / Serial number 190531 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
CF \| 6/12N)
CF \| Identification number: //A3C08313-0680-4AE3-A23F-6CE68DA2EC09//
CF \| Interpreter version 1.3.1 / VM 3.1.2 / Library serial number 080126
CF \| Standard Rules version 3/120430 by Graham Nelson
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Wow."
		DavidW says, "I don't know who sleepy macaw is."
		MoyTW says, "...wow, ok, that sure was a thing that just happened."
		Jacqueline says, "My jaw dropped. That's the second time recently that a ClubFloyd session has made my jaw drop."
		Karona says, "This game is full of surprises"
		Jacqueline says, "It... is."
		Jacqueline says, "Not all of the surprises are good."
		DavidW asks, "should we find the body?"
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "OMG"
		Jacqueline asks, "Um... yes?"
		Jacqueline says, "But still: OMG"
		Jacqueline laughs.
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "Maybe she survived?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass for dead body of our owner"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH GRASS FOR DEAD BODY OF OUR OWNER
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to search the grass.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You find nothing of interest.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
CF \| white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Is she gone?"
		Jacqueline exclaims, "She's gone to Chipawgo, to get the police!"
		Knight_Otu says, "Might be."
		DavidW asks, "Maybe she's on the other side of the river?"
		MoyTW asks, "Does the white cat know what we've done?"
		Jacqueline says, "Oh! I'll bet the white cat DOES know"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to white cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO WHITE CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat stops licking her pristine fur, looks you in the eye, and says
CF \|
CF \| "I know what you've done, criminal."
CF \|
CF \| She steps forward menacingly.
CF \|
CF \| "I pity you. You can run from this place, but you can never escape		DavidW asks, "Does the turtle know?"
CF \| your sins. Your soul will never be free." She pauses. "You know, it's
CF \| a shame you did what you did, because I could have blown your mind."
CF \|
CF \| You watch silently as she walks away. You feel a bit chilly.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "Does the squirrel know?"
		Jacqueline says, "haha"
		Jacqueline says, "We never tried to talk to the squirrel, I don't think."
		Jacqueline says, "If the turtle knew of our past crimes, he never said."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a white cat, a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to squirrel"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO SQUIRREL
CF \|
CF \| The squirrel is very shy and would like very much if you went away
CF \| right now.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "The squirrel should know. Probably saw the whole thing."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO TREE
CF \|
CF \| Who do you want to talk to?
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "The squirrel is now my favorite character in this game."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The cat refuses to talk to you and instead continues to groom herself.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "So why are you here, cat?"
		Jacqueline says, "To quote inky, 'Man, this game.'"
		Knight_Otu says, "To remind us."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on cat"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > HOP ON CAT
CF \|
CF \| You can't go on that.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Should we, um, restore and not burn the old lady alive? Just go get the horse?"
		Karona says, "But murder is all we know."
		Knight_Otu says, "Yeah, I'd say so."
		DavidW says, "Maybe the cows would like the Meat Pies book."
		Jacqueline says, "I don't think we can take anything across the river."
		Jacqueline says, "Oh, wait, we maybe can."
		DavidW says, "I think we can."
		Jacqueline says, "There's a turn in between giving the hat and hopping on the turtle, yeah."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
CF \| >
CF \| > RESTORE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to read:
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf8"
CF ] Hut
CF \| Ok.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying:
CF \| a box of matches
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take minced meat"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MINCED MEAT
CF \|
CF \| You hold Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop book"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP BOOK
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE HAT
CF \|
CF \| You hold the hat in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give hat to turtle"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE HAT TO TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| "Oooh, now that's fancy." The turtle accepts your gift and lets you
CF \| slide the top hat onto his head.
CF \|
CF \| "Now, hop on and I'll give you that ride you wanted."
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take book"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE BOOK
CF \|
CF \| You hold Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on turtle"
CF ] River East
CF \| >
CF \| > HOP ON TURTLE
CF \|
CF \| You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the
CF \| other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the
CF \| water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are
CF \| fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you
CF \| realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of
CF \| safety and comfort, of careful love. What will she do once she
CF \| realizes you have left? Will she break down and cry? Will she get
CF \| another cat?
CF \|
CF \| You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly
CF \| face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.
CF \|
CF \| River East
CF \| The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off.
CF \| Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes
CF \| steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes
CF \| and sizes. The highway is further east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a turtle here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "So the guilt earlier was from leaving home... not from murder."
		Jacqueline says, "Just... yeah. Just noting that."
		DavidW says, "oh, maybe we need to get owner to adopt the other cat."
		Jacqueline says, "Well, let's see how this ending turns out."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Highway
CF \| Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its
CF \| wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars
CF \| on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm
CF \| in the distance.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Farm
CF \| It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to
CF \| Chipawgo is to the south.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give book to cows"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE BOOK TO COWS
CF \|
CF \| You can only do that to something animate.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "The cows, they are not animate."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give book to horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE BOOK TO HORSE
CF \|
CF \| You can only do that to something animate.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "les sighes"
		MoyTW says, "Hahaha."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "drop"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP
CF \|
CF \| (Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow)
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "I've been wanting to try something, though I do not think it will work..."
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get cows"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > GET COWS
CF \|
CF \| You hold cows in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "caballo, hola"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > CABALLO, HOLA
CF \|
CF \| You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Darn"
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying:
CF \| cows
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "> throw cows at cars"
		Jacqueline says, "That would have been awesome if >CABELLO, HOLA had worked."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "Maybe the cows in our mouth make us mumble too much?"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Highway
CF \| Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its
CF \| wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars
CF \| on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm
CF \| in the distance.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "throw cows at cars"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > THROW COWS AT CARS
CF \|
CF \| Futile.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Futile."
		Jacqueline says, "Default text, but very good default text for this."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop cows"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP COWS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick cows"
CF ] Highway
CF \| >
CF \| > LICK COWS
CF \|
CF \| You lick cows.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Farm
CF \| It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to
CF \| Chipawgo is to the south.
CF \|
CF \| You can see Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow and a barn (in which is a
CF \| horse) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > HOP ON HORSE
CF \|
CF \| You can't go on that.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "ride horse"
CF ] Farm
CF \| >
CF \| > RIDE HORSE
CF \|
CF \| You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of
CF \| the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the
CF \| stares of fellow travelers in their cars.
CF \|
CF \| The sun sets and the sky above turns black. You gaze at the stars and
CF \| dream of what they have in store for you. The taste of freedom is
CF \| sweet.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * The End *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF \| command?
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "I feel vaguely insulted by that "You lick cows" message."
		Jacqueline says, "hee"
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, that sounds like the optimal ending."
		DavidW says, "it does."
		Knight_Otu says, "It does."
		Jacqueline says, "I personally do not think that the woman needs to adopt the white cat, but I'm all for us going back and waking her up to see if she keeps us from leaving home."
		DavidW says, "But I think there might be a way to get the other cat to the owner."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
CF \| >
CF \| > RESTORE
CF \| %% Enter a save filename to read:
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf8"
CF ] Hut
CF \| Ok.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "wake lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > WAKE LADY
CF \|
CF \| That seems unnecessary.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Why don't you drive. If she's not going to wake up, that means I have no further ideas."
		MoyTW asks, "Bite her?"
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "headbump"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > HEADBUMP
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open cupboard"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN CUPBOARD
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take can"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE CAN
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to Moy), "We'll probably kill her if we bite her."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cans"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE CANS
CF \|
CF \| You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "bite lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > BITE LADY
CF \|
CF \| You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the
CF \| room. Your owner is now dead.
CF \| You are a monster.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Hut
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline exclaims, "Called it!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP MATCHES
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Bite = ATTACK"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cans"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE CANS
CF \|
CF \| You hold the cans of Fancy Feast in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
CF \| white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show cans to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > SHOW CANS TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The white cat is unimpressed.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give cans to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE CANS TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| She scoffs. "No thank you. I only eat the Fanciest of Feasts".
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "Of course, kicking is a weird form of bite."
		Jacqueline says (to KO), "Well, with cats, kicks and bites sometimes feel pretty similar."
		Knight_Otu says, "True."
		DavidW says, "ok, the cans aren't a suitable lure."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give cans to squirrel"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE CANS TO SQUIRREL
CF \|
CF \| You can only do that to something animate.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "scratch tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > SCRATCH TREE
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an
CF \| old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone),
CF \| a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop cans"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP CANS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x phone"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X PHONE
CF \|
CF \| It's a wireless landline telephone.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "ooh. pee the bed"
		Jacqueline says, "or use the litter"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee bed"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PEE BED
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to pee.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "aw"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get on bed"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET ON BED
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "AW"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get in bed"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET IN BED
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "LIES"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get in litter"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET IN LITTER
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PEE
CF \|
CF \| You go number one.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "ha"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "poop"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > POOP
CF \|
CF \| You eject a small poop.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "HA"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x poop"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X POOP
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Oh goodness, I am twelve years old and this is funny."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell owner"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > SMELL OWNER
CF \|
CF \| You smell nothing unexpected.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push owner north"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PUSH OWNER NORTH
CF \|
CF \| The old lady cannot be pushed from place to place.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push chair north"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PUSH CHAIR NORTH
CF \|
CF \| The rocking chair cannot be pushed from place to place.
CF \|
CF \| >
Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get chair"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET CHAIR
CF \|
CF \| That's fixed in place.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push table north"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PUSH TABLE NORTH
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take phone"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE PHONE
CF \|
CF \| You hold the telephone in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "This was the stupid game I needed this week."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "call store"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CALL STORE
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call chipawgo"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CALL CHIPAWGO
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CALL
CF \|
CF \| You place the phone on the ground and clumsily strike the phone with
CF \| your paws, pushing random buttons until it rings.
CF \|
CF \| The number you have reached is not in service.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "call 911"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CALL 911
CF \|
CF \| You place the phone on the ground and clumsily strike the phone with
CF \| your paws, pushing random buttons until it rings.
CF \|
CF \| The number you have reached is not in service.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x table"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X TABLE
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call 588-2300-EMPIRE"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CALL 588-2300-EMPIRE
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x endtable"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X ENDTABLE
CF \|
CF \| You see nothing special about the endtable.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get on it"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > GET ON IT
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is a telephone.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a
CF \| rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an
CF \| endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase
CF \| here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "I expect perhaps only Dave Cornelson would get the 588-2300-EMPIRE reference, but I'm still glad I tried it."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take photos"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE PHOTOS
CF \|
CF \| You hold the collage of photos in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
CF \| white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show photos to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > SHOW PHOTOS TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The white cat is unimpressed.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x saloon"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > X SALOON
CF \|
CF \| It's a saloon, complete with swinging wooden doors. Like in those
CF \| cowboy movies. You're not entirely sure what year it is.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask cat about year"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > ASK CAT ABOUT YEAR
CF \|
CF \| There is no reply.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Remember, folks - this amazing game has no reviews on IFDB. We can change that. (And in fact, I plan to.)"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is a telephone.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a
CF \| rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an endtable, a litter box, a
CF \| cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop photos"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP PHOTOS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >		Karona asks (of Jacqueline), "Doesn't everyone in the US know the Empire commercials?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take bowl"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE BOWL
CF \|
CF \| You hold the bowl in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
CF \| white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show bowl to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > SHOW BOWL TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| (the white cat)
CF \| The white cat is unimpressed.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW asks, "The, uh, the what commercials?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give bowl to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE BOWL TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| (the white cat)
CF \| The white cat doesn't seem interested.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Yes. Those commercials."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give bowl to squirrel"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE BOWL TO SQUIRREL
CF \|
CF \| You can only do that to something animate.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is a telephone.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a collage of photos, some cans of Fancy Feast, a box
CF \| of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an
CF \| endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty) and a bookcase here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "That jingle - it was for a Chipawgo carpet store, after all."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop bowl"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP BOWL
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push chair"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PUSH CHAIR
CF \|
CF \| It is fixed in place.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PUSH LADY
CF \|
CF \| The old lady might not like that.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kiss lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > KISS LADY
CF \|
CF \| The old lady might not like that.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW asks, "Well to be fair I don't live in Chicago and don't watch much TV, but, was this significantly in the past?"
		Knight_Otu asks, "Oh, that wecare about?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "climb lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > CLIMB LADY
CF \|
CF \| You gently jump onto your owner's lap.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > SLEEP
CF \|
CF \| You curl up and take a nap. The world can wait.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu says, "Aw, I'm sad that that's not a good ending."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > LISTEN
CF \|
CF \| You hear nothing unexpected.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search lady"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH LADY
CF \|
CF \| You find nothing of interest.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > PEE
CF \|
CF \| You go number one.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "stand"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > STAND
CF \|
CF \| That's already open.
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hut
CF \| The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
CF \|
CF \| On the ground is a telephone.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a bowl, a collage of photos, some cans of Fancy
CF \| Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old
CF \| lady), an endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty) and a bookcase
CF \| here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bookcase"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X BOOKCASE
CF \|
CF \| Dusty old books line the shelves, boasting titles such as Laser
CF \| Cats VII, Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow, and
CF \| Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x laser"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > X LASER
CF \|
CF \| Considered by many to be the best in the series.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take laser"
CF ] Hut
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE LASER
CF \|
CF \| You hold Laser Cats VII in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
CF \| white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give laser to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE LASER TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The white cat doesn't seem interested.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop it"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP IT
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE DRESS
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| River West
CF \| The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
CF \| grass grows from the muddy soil.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
CF ] River West
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE DRESS
CF \|
CF \| You hold the dress in your mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Main Street
CF \| This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
CF \| generally pathetic.
CF \| The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
CF \|
CF \| You can see Laser Cats VII, shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing
CF \| Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Yeah, I think so. It was a jingle that ran all the time on WGN, a cable channel that was based in Chicago but broadcast elsewhere. The jingle was just the phone number and it was VERY catchy, which is why I am over 40 but remember it from childhood."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give dress to cat"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > GIVE DRESS TO CAT
CF \|
CF \| The white cat doesn't seem interested.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop dress"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > DROP DRESS
CF \|
CF \| Dropped.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I'm running out of ideas."
		Karona says (to MoyTV), "A commercial has aired at least as recently as 2015 apparently. [LINK]"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pray"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > PRAY
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sing"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > SING
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "yowl"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > YOWL
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "claw"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > CLAW
CF \|
CF \| What do you want to claw?
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Main Street
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \| You must name something more substantial.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Yard
CF \| The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
CF \| the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
CF \| to Chipawgo.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "claw tree"
CF ] Yard
CF \| >
CF \| > CLAW TREE
CF \|
CF \| Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "I suppose CLAW = HIT?"
		Knight_Otu says, "Looks like it."
		Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Wow. That video... someone just created a supercut of how that ad evolved over the years? Wild."
		Jacqueline says, "The internet never fails to amaze."
		MoyTW says, "Huh, now I know."
		Jacqueline says, "And the carpet dude never ages."
		DavidW says, "I think I'm done."
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Mmkay."
		Knight_Otu says, "I'm guessing we mostly exhausted the game."
		Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
		MoyTW says, "Most likely."
		Jacqueline says, "I've left a review."
		Jacqueline \| [LINK]
		Knight_Otu says, "Potentially there are a few more ways to torture our poor owner, but I'm not searching for them."
		Jacqueline says, "Still watching the 588-2300-EMPIRE ads.. I guess the carpet guy got too old, so they animated him by hand, then by computer."
		MoyTW says, "That was pretty fun."
		Jacqueline says, "It was. I am glad we played that very stupid game."
		Karona exclaims, "Yay!"
		Jacqueline says, "I feel like the author would know that I call the game 'stupid' in a way that conveys appreciation for the oevre."
		Jacqueline exclaims, "Thanks, everyone!"
		Karona exclaims, "Thank you for hosting!"
		Knight_Otu says, "It was quite the surprising little game."
		Knight_Otu exclaims, "Good night, and stay safe!"
		Karona says, "Indeed."
		Karona exclaims, "Take care, everyone!"
		Jacqueline says, "Thanks, K. You too."
		DavidW says, "thanks all"