ClubFloyd Transcript:
Tales from Castle Balderstone by Ryan Veeder
As played on ifMUD on March 31, 2019

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Tales from Castle Balderstone written by Ryan Veeder. It was the winner of Le Grand Guignol division of EctoComp 2018. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask balderstone"
Floyd | >]  Corrigan Road
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Good evening. My name is Ryan Veeder. It is my great pleasure, in this
Floyd | festive and frightening season, to welcome you to Castle Balderstone:
Floyd | America's legendary hotbed of horror, a treasure trove of the morose,
Floyd | macabre, and monstrous. Its crooked pinnacles slash blasphemously
Floyd | against ever-present clouds; its grim silhouette is a stain of
Floyd | absolute blackness in the midst of a black sky.
Floyd |
Floyd | Each year, the greatest spookcrafters working in the English language
Floyd | assemble in Castle Balderstone's drafty halls to test their latest
Floyd | material on the only audience possessed of hearts so inured to terror
Floyd | as to withstand the absolute scariest stories—each other.
Floyd |
Floyd | Tonight, you are my plus-one to this wedding of the weird and the
Floyd | wicked.
Floyd |
Floyd | As we ascend the winding stairs of Castle Balderstone, the wind
Floyd | outside howls in warning, and the temperature drops until your teeth
Floyd | chatter in the cold—or is it in anticipation of the horrors you are
Floyd | about to witness?
Floyd |
Floyd | We trudge through antique galleries, across musty hallways and down
Floyd | forgotten corridors. The occasional window offers no view of a
Floyd | friendly outside world, but only confirms what your aching legs and
Floyd | ragged breath have already predicted: that the labyrinthine
Floyd | architecture of Castle Balderstone is one you can never hope to
Floyd | escape. Nevertheless we step on, through another creaking door...
Floyd |
Floyd | ...And into a warm sitting-room, where velvet couches sit in a circle
Floyd | near a roaring fire. The walls are lined with bookshelves, stacked
Floyd | with titles you recognize as those you have never been brave enough to
Floyd | read. You recognize the occupants of the couches, as well:
Floyd | murder-mongers, evil-experts, ghost-gurus, monster-maestros,
Floyd | vampire-virtuosos, and dread-distributors. These are the infamous
Floyd | authors of Castle Balderstone, and you are their latest victim.
Floyd |
Floyd | It appears that you and I are the last to arrive, and we take our
Floyd | seats in a conspicuous display of embarrassed hurriedness and
Floyd | loudly-whispered apologies. When the chamber is at last quiet, the
Floyd | first author rises to share with us the first tale of the evening.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is Fiona Grice, well-known for the mysticism (and neuroticism)
Floyd | woven into her public persona, the better to lure unwitting readers
Floyd | into the worlds of darkness she so expertly crafts. Among friends, she
Floyd | is casual, irreverent, often self-deprecating. But on talk shows and
Floyd | social media, she shrouds herself in mystery, casting herself as a
Floyd | macabre new-age seer: a shaman of dread.
Floyd |
Floyd | As she arranges her notes on the lectern, we all wait eagerly to see
Floyd | which Fiona has joined us this evening.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hello," she intones. "This story came to me in a dream—or, I should
Floyd | say, a nightmare."
Floyd |
Floyd | I guess it's the talk show version. Why is she acting this way, in a
Floyd | place of safety, among like-minded fellow-authors?
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Maybe it's because you're here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fiona goes on: "When I awoke from my nightmare, I wrote it down, and I
Floyd | present it now exactly as I remember it. I don't know what, if
Floyd | anything, it means. Dreams are mysterious in this way." Okay, Fiona,
Floyd | let's get on with it.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But dreams do not come to us with titles," she continues, "so I had
Floyd | to invent my own. The title that I gave to this dream is..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Ryan Veeder Presents
Floyd | In Search of Caroline
Floyd | A nightmare in three parts by Fiona Grice
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 181031 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N) SD
Floyd |
Floyd | Corrigan Road
Floyd | Clouds were racing across the sky.
Floyd |
Floyd | She had never ventured out this far, where the road had started to
Floyd | fall apart and disappear into dirt and new grass. But she had nothing
Floyd | better to do, and this at least was something new.
Floyd |
Floyd | She thought she heard an ambulance's siren.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "I mean, I'd kick myself if it turns out that we could've continued, but hey."
DavidW asks, "Has everyone read that huge textdump?"
Knight_Otu says, "No, but I don't count today."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | She strained her ears.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound was getting louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | She was dressed for a jog, but she had opted for an easy stroll
Floyd | instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | The keening sound continued, coming from somewhere beyond the bushes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bushes"
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUSHES
Floyd |
Floyd | The bushes were thick, but she thought she could see a path between
Floyd | them to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | The high-pitched wail from the bushes to the east rose in intensity.
Floyd | It didn't sound like a siren. It sounded like a person.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | She pushed a branch out of her way and trudged into the leaves.
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | She emerged in a ruined parking lot. On the east end was the entrance
Floyd | to a low building, its windows smashed, walls covered in ivy.
Floyd |
Floyd | At first she thought it was a prison—then she realized it was the old
Floyd | hospital.
Floyd |
Floyd | The screaming didn't stop. It was starting to ring in her ears.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hospital"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOSPITAL
Floyd |
Floyd | The hospital had been abandoned for years. She wondered why it hadn't
Floyd | been torn down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The scream seemed to activate something in her brainstem. Her heart
Floyd | was beating faster.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | She pulled on the rusted door; it opened easily. She stepped inside.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | She pulled on the rusted door; it opened easily. She stepped
Floyd | inside.The door swung shut behind her.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | inside.The door swung shut behind her.The scream went on, over the
Floyd | sounds of wind and distant traffic.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | sounds of wind and distant traffic.Then it stopped.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | sounds of wind and distant traffic.Then it stopped.* * *
Floyd |
Floyd | First Chapter
Floyd |
Floyd | Elle's House
Floyd | Caroline is kind of flaky sometimes, but she always calls the next day
Floyd | to make an excuse for not showing up. This time, she didn't call the
Floyd | next day, or the day after that. She's not at her house; she's not
Floyd | answering her phone.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy can't believe how clean Elle's place is, especially considering
Floyd | she wasn't expecting any visitors. Amy hasn't really talked to Elle
Floyd | since high school, but she's the one person Amy can think of who might
Floyd | know where Caroline ran off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | The one messy area is around the crib, where any piece of baby
Floyd | equipment must be ready at a moment's notice.
Floyd |
Floyd | Elle smiles at Amy politely. "So, what brings you here?" she asks,
Floyd | signaling that the pleasantries have concluded.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "huh. Venue change already."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to elle"
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO ELLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x elle"
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ELLE
Floyd |
Floyd | In high school, Elle's hair was long enough to cause inconveniences
Floyd | and occasional accidents, and she was proud of it. Now it's cropped
Floyd | above her shoulders, and she looks like someone else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask elle about caroline"
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ELLE ABOUT CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well," Amy says, "I've been trying to get ahold of Caroline for a
Floyd | couple—"
Floyd |
Floyd | Something stirs, and a low moan rises from the crib. Elle rises at
Floyd | once.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, Oliver," she coos. "What is it, darling?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The baby has no response, and Elle shrugs and lets the matter lie.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x baby"
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | Without getting too close, Amy can see most of Baby Oliver through the
Floyd | ribs of the crib: A standard big-headed baby like all other big-headed
Floyd | babies, notable only for an oddly pointed nose.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x nose"
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask elle about caroline"
Floyd ]  Elle's House
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ELLE ABOUT CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy coughs. "So, I was about to ask, if you knew what Caroline—"
Floyd |
Floyd | Baby Oliver makes a little yelping sound, like an animal caught in a
Floyd | trap. Elle rushes to the crib.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ollie, oh, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie," she
Floyd | sings, lifting the baby onto her shoulder and walking him around the
Floyd | room. "There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Little
Floyd | Oliver."
Floyd |
Floyd | After some more cooing and stroking, Little Oliver desists, and Elle
Floyd | returns him to the crib. "Poor thing," she murmurs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy eyes the crib warily, and then she asks: "Elle, I can't find
Floyd | Caroline. Do you know where she is?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Elle blinks. "I haven't talked to Caroline in a while. We used to go
Floyd | for jogs out on Corrigan Road, but then I got so busy with—"
Floyd |
Floyd | Little Oliver screams a horrendous, earsplitting scream, a desperate,
Floyd | existential scream that makes no sense coming from a creature with no
Floyd | conception of heartbreak or failure or student loans. Amy winces.
Floyd |
Floyd | Elle rushes to Oliver's side and begins cooing and patting, with no
Floyd | apparent effect. She turns to Amy with desperation in her eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh Amy, I'm sorry..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't worry about it," Amy says, and she rises to leave. And then to
Floyd | herself she mutters "Corrigan Road" as she makes for the door.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | herself she mutters "Corrigan Road" as she makes for the door.* * *
Floyd |
Floyd | Second Chapter
Floyd |
Floyd | Corrigan Road
Floyd | This seems to be as far as the road goes before it stops being a road.
Floyd | There's been no sign of Caroline anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | But in the bushes to the east, Amy sees a vague little opening, as if
Floyd | the branches have been pushed aside by someone passing through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "me"
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ME
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy is a little unkempt. Her jacket is crumpled; her hair is a mess.
Floyd | She might be more distressed than she wants to admit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Corrigan Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | She is carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy grimaces as she pushes her way through the foliage.
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | Amy finds herself in an old parking lot, outside a building she
Floyd | recognizes as the old hospital. Amy heard about kids sneaking around
Floyd | here, back in high school—kids more adventurous than Amy and her
Floyd | friends.
Floyd |
Floyd | A light flickers on the other side of the hospital's rusty door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hm. Doesn't mention the ivy this time."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Lobby
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the rusty door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Lobby
Floyd | The lobby's carpet is streaked with mildew. All the furniture has been
Floyd | either looted or crushed into anonymous debris.
Floyd |
Floyd | A fluorescent light flickers in the hallway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway strobes in and out of washed-out existence as the
Floyd | fluorescent light flickers. Amy can't help but rub her eyes, making
Floyd | sure it's the light and not her own vision that's failing.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the north side of the hall is a blue door; on the south side is a
Floyd | pink door. The corridor continues east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A millipede scurries out of the darkness and stops in the middle of
Floyd | the hall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Division! Clear the lobby!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x millipede"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MILLIPEDE
Floyd |
Floyd | As if in response to Amy's attention, the millipede walks calmly away
Floyd | on its undulating, unnatural legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zape goes home. DavidW asks, "Do you suppose the blue door is for baby boys and the pink door is for baby girls?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy holds still and listens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the pink door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Office
Floyd | A stained futon lies abandoned in what must be a squatter's former
Floyd | bedroom—or some teenager's love nest. Amy grits her teeth
Floyd | involuntarily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hallway is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x futon"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FUTON
Floyd |
Floyd | It doesn't really bear close inspection.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway strobes in and out of washed-out existence as the
Floyd | fluorescent light flickers.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the north side of the hall is a blue door; on the south side is a
Floyd | pink door. The corridor continues east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the blue door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A green stain has formed around a puddle that hasn't quite dried up
Floyd | all the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hall turns from west to south here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x puddle"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PUDDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The size of the stain indicates the puddle used to be almost as big as
Floyd | the hallway is wide.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell it"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL IT
Floyd |
Floyd | She smells nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP
Floyd |
Floyd | She sees nothing unexpected in that direction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway goes from north to south. To the east is a pink door; to
Floyd | the west is a blue door, and a graffito spraypainted on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x graffito"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GRAFFITO
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone has sprayed I KNOW FOR SURE on the wall in black
Floyd | paint that dripped almost all the way down to the floor before it
Floyd | dried.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the pink door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the blue door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway turns from north to west here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A rusty scalpel lies on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x scalpel"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SCALPEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy knows scalpels are supposed to be made from stainless steel, but
Floyd | this scalpel is definitely encrusted in some ancient reddish
Floyd | substance.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE IT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs east and west. To the north is a blue door; to the
Floyd | south is a pink door.
Floyd |
Floyd | The remains of a poster hang on the southern wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the poster has been torn away. What remains is the profile of
Floyd | a woman, looking down in concern, and the word "YOU'RE."
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy wonders what the poster wanted to say, and whether it was at all
Floyd | sincere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Laboratory
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy holds her breath, and wonders whether she could hear if someone
Floyd | were in the room ahead of her.
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the pink door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Laboratory
Floyd | The shards of a broken jar lie scattered across the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hallway is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x jar"
Floyd ]  Laboratory
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy leans down to look closely at the shards. There's a faint residue
Floyd | of the fluid that splashed across the floor where the jar broke. She
Floyd | can see it happen: It lands here, it shatters, and then
Floyd | something—something slippery—skids across the floor, and it stops
Floyd | right there.
Floyd |
Floyd | But whatever was in the jar isn't here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x residue"
Floyd ]  Laboratory
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RESIDUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy leans down to look closely at the shards. There's a faint residue
Floyd | of the fluid that splashed across the floor where the jar broke. She
Floyd | can see it happen: It lands here, it shatters, and then
Floyd | something—something slippery—skids across the floor, and it stops
Floyd | right there.
Floyd |
Floyd | But whatever was in the jar isn't here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shard"
Floyd ]  Laboratory
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SHARD
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy is careful not to touch the shards, or the nearby residue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs east and west. To the north is a blue door; to the
Floyd | south is a pink door.
Floyd |
Floyd | The remains of a poster hang on the southern wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the blue door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway turns from east to north here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy hears something.
Floyd |
Floyd | A low wail, coming from—but it stops before she can determine the
Floyd | source of the sound.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy holds still and listens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of the Hallway
Floyd | The hallway from the south stops here.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the west is a pink door. To the east is a blue door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Itax arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the pink door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the blue door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Maternity Ward
Floyd | It's dark in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | As Amy's eyes adjust, she can make out rows of cribs for newborn
Floyd | babies. Empty cribs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then she hears the low wail again. It's coming from a crib at the
Floyd | other end of the room, in the darkest corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crib"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CRIB
Floyd |
Floyd | In the crib is a crying baby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x baby"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | It seems perfectly healthy, but it's crying softly all the same. Maybe
Floyd | it knows somehow that it's been abandoned.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy frowns. Who would do such a thing?
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks around the room, but there's no one else there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Hm. Now what?"
DavidW says, "I don't want to take someone's baby, but it clearly shouldn't be here either."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search baby"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | She finds nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under crib"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER CRIB
Floyd |
Floyd | She finds nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch baby"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | She feels nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take baby"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy reaches down into the crib. She tries to remember the correct way
Floyd | to hold a baby.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's lighter than she expected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The baby quiets down in her arms, and as she raises its head to rest
Floyd | on her shoulder, it seems utterly content with its new situation. She
Floyd | pats it gently, she bobs it up and down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then it makes a noise.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Then it makes a noise."Oh, yeah," the baby grunts. "You sure know how
Floyd | to treat a baby."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | to treat a baby."Amy pulls the thing off her shoulder, holds it at
Floyd | arm's length. It looks back at her with an unbabylike intelligence in
Floyd | its sleepy eyes.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | its sleepy eyes."What's the matter, lady? I didn't say it was time to
Floyd | stop cuddling."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | stop cuddling."Amy throws the baby across the room. Then she realizes
Floyd | what she's done, and she screams. But it's too late.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | what she's done, and she screams. But it's too late.The baby collides
Floyd | with the wall. It pops like a balloon and disappears.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | with the wall. It pops like a balloon and disappears.The lights come
Floyd | on in the maternity ward.
Floyd |
Floyd | Maternity Ward
Floyd | Amy is surrounded by rows of empty cribs. The hallway is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key is lying on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x key"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | The key bears no identifying marks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE IT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crib"
Floyd ]  Maternity Ward
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CRIB
Floyd |
Floyd | The crib is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of the Hallway
Floyd | The hallway from the south stops here.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the west is a pink door. To the east is a blue door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock blue door"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK BLUE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to unlock the blue door with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "key"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | That doesn't seem to be something she can unlock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the pink door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the pink door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock pink door with key"
Floyd ]  End of the Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK PINK DOOR WITH KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway turns from east to north here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs east and west. To the north is a blue door; to the
Floyd | south is a pink door.
Floyd |
Floyd | The remains of a poster hang on the southern wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the poster has been torn away. What remains is the profile of
Floyd | a woman, looking down in concern, and the word "YOU'RE."
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy wonders what the poster wanted to say, and whether it was at all
Floyd | sincere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock blue door with key"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK BLUE DOOR WITH KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway turns from north to west here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway goes from north to south. To the east is a pink door; to
Floyd | the west is a blue door, and a graffito spraypainted on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock pink door with key"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK PINK DOOR WITH KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock blue door with key"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK BLUE DOOR WITH KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | She unlocks the blue door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy opens the door. On the other side is a stairway, leading down into
Floyd | the hospital's basement.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Caroline?" Amy calls down the stairs, but of course there's no
Floyd | answer.
Floyd |
Floyd | She crosses the threshold and begins making her way downstairs.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | She crosses the threshold and begins making her way downstairs.* * *
Floyd |
Floyd | Third Chapter
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement
Floyd | Amy descends from the last stair and steps in something wet. She
Floyd | winces.
Floyd |
Floyd | She moves forward slowly, peering into the fog for any sign of another
Floyd | human being. Then she thinks she sees a shape up ahead.
Floyd |
Floyd | The fog parts: The shape is only a pattern on peeling wallpaper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wallpaper"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALLPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | The pattern on the wallpaper is an endless series of cute little
Floyd | bunnies, hopping and cavorting. But the wallpaper is peeling away
Floyd | everywhere, revealing mildew-encrusted plaster beneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take wallpaper"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WALLPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plaster"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PLASTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The pattern on the wallpaper is an endless series of cute little
Floyd | bunnies, hopping and cavorting. But the wallpaper is peeling away
Floyd | everywhere, revealing mildew-encrusted plaster beneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy holds still and listens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut plaster"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT PLASTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Cutting it up would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit plaster"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT PLASTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "peel wallpaper"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL WALLPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hop"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HOP
Floyd |
Floyd | She jumps on the spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement
Floyd | Amy looks around at the fog. She is alone in the hospital basement,
Floyd | with no frame of reference.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy takes a few steps, but she only runs into another wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy takes a few steps, but she only runs into another wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy takes a few steps, but she only runs into another wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy takes a few steps, but she only runs into another wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wallpaper"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WALLPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wallpaper"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALLPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | The pattern on the wallpaper is an endless series of cute little
Floyd | bunnies, hopping and cavorting. But the wallpaper is peeling away
Floyd | everywhere, revealing mildew-encrusted plaster beneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Looks like a mean room."
DavidW says, "I'm not sure what to do here."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | She is carrying:
Floyd |   a steel key
Floyd |   a rusty scalpel
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bunnies"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUNNIES
Floyd |
Floyd | The pattern on the wallpaper is an endless series of cute little
Floyd | bunnies, hopping and cavorting. But the wallpaper is peeling away
Floyd | everywhere, revealing mildew-encrusted plaster beneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take wallpaper"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WALLPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch it"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH IT
Floyd |
Floyd | She feels nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy takes a few steps, but she only runs into another wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fog"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FOG
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy tries to wave the fog away, but she can only reveal the space
Floyd | immediately in front of her: On the floor, a trickle of filthy liquid
Floyd | snakes across the tiles.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "liquid"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIQUID
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x liquid"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LIQUID
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin stream of brown liquid runs over the tiles until it reaches a
Floyd | drain in the middle of the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | But then Amy follows the rivulet backwards, and she realizes it's
Floyd | coming from somewhere to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x drain"
Floyd ]  Basement
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DRAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin stream of brown liquid runs over the tiles until it reaches a
Floyd | drain in the middle of the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | But then Amy follows the rivulet backwards, and she realizes it's
Floyd | coming from somewhere to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "yay"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy follows the trail of liquid out of the room, and out of the fog.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | The ceiling seems very low in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A splintery playpen is set against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Next to the playpen, Caroline is sitting in a rocking chair, cradling
Floyd | something in her arms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x caroline"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Caroline's eyes are half-closed, and her mouth is half-open in a
Floyd | dreamy smile. She has something cradled in her arms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x something"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SOMETHING
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy tries not to look too hard at the bundle in Caroline's arms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x playpen"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PLAYPEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks at the playpen, barely still standing, and imagines a tiny
Floyd | monster shaking its bars and shrieking to be released.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling is painted black—or maybe there is no ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch ceiling"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | She feels nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "greet caroline"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GREET CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake caroline"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy approaches Caroline carefully, trying not to look at whatever
Floyd | she's holding.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Caroline?" she whispers.
Floyd |
Floyd | Caroline rouses herself slowly. Her eyes focus on Amy.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm sorry," she says, her voice creaking.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy shakes her head. "It's okay, Caroline. Let's get out of here."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I would have called—but I was so busy." Caroline shakes her head and
Floyd | looks down at the bundle in her arms. "I've been so busy lately..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy takes another step and reaches out for Caroline's shoulder. Then a
Floyd | sound makes her stop: The sound of something tearing.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | sound makes her stop: The sound of something tearing.A pudgy hand
Floyd | rises out of a hole in the bottom of the playpen.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | rises out of a hole in the bottom of the playpen.The hand reaches over
Floyd | to grab Caroline, wrapping its fat fingers around her body. She offers
Floyd | no resistance.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry, Amy," she says.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | "Sorry, Amy," she says.The hand pulls Caroline through the bottom of
Floyd | the playpen and disappears.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | The ceiling seems very low in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A splintery playpen is set against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Next to the playpen is an empty rocking chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chair"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | The ornate chair is probably an antique, but it's not in great
Floyd | condition.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in playpen"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN PLAYPEN
Floyd |
Floyd | A great black hole has been torn in the bottom of the playpen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take chair"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CHAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy peers into the hole.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter hole"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy hoists herself over the side of the playpen and climbs into the
Floyd | hole.
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | Amy is in a narrow vertical tunnel, pressing her arms and legs against
Floyd | the walls to keep from falling down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh this seems safe"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy carefully lowers her arm, and then her leg, then her other arm,
Floyd | inching her way down the tube.
Floyd |
Floyd | But the tunnel widens unexpectedly—she falls—
Floyd |
Floyd | Pit
Floyd | Amy lands with a squelch. She groans as she picks herself up.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hospital's cavernous sub-basement glows red and orange over
Floyd | hundreds of flickering candles. The walls and floor are coated with
Floyd | slime. To the west is a door labeled EMPLOYEES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the center of the chamber is a gigantic baby. It holds Caroline
Floyd | against its fat chest and eyes Amy lazily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks up into the giant baby's giant face. Its cheeks are perfect
Floyd | globes; its eyes are huge and wet and inquisitive. Its nose is the
Floyd | slightest bit pointed.
Floyd |
Floyd | "See anything you like?" asks the baby. It runs a pudgy hand over its
Floyd | smooth skin.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy averts her eyes. The floor near the baby is littered with bones.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Well that was a weird room coming back to."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x slime"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIME
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks around herself. Every surface is covered in slime. She even
Floyd | got some on herself.
Floyd |
Floyd | She tries to wipe it off, with little success.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x caroline"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Caroline clings to the giant baby's chest, a satisfied smile on her
Floyd | face. She seems to be asleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | She takes a deep breath, and as she exhales she coos, "My little
Floyd | angel..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push nose"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH NOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Though I suppose it makes about as much sense in context."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bones"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BONES
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy sees a skull, and a pelvis, but most of the bones are half-sunken
Floyd | in the slime and unrecognizable. How many other women have ended up
Floyd | like Caroline?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take caroline"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy calls up to Caroline: "Caroline! It's me, Amy! Your friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | But the giant baby reaches down and puts a huge, fat finger over Amy's
Floyd | mouth. "She's not your friend anymore, lady. She's my mommy. But
Floyd | you'll be my mommy too, pretty soon. So just sit tight."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "So... cut the baby with the scalpel?"
Knight_Otu says, "People can be more than one role, kiddo."
Knight_Otu says, "That seems an extreme measure, but that baby creeps me out."
DavidW says, "I'm willing to hear other options, but I can't think of any."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask baby about nose"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK BABY ABOUT NOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "It's not conversation wanted here."
Knight_Otu says, "I'd like to offer options, but, well. I lack a lot of context."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut baby with scalpel"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT BABY WITH SCALPEL
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to cut the giant baby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy yells at the giant baby: "What are you doing with Caroline?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The baby gawks at Amy a little, as if the question is unthinkably
Floyd | stupid. Then it says: "We're cuddling. We'll be cuddling for a good
Floyd | long while."
Floyd |
Floyd | The baby's eyes bulge. It stares furiously into the middle distance,
Floyd | as if it just remembered something awful.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then it burps, and the odor stings Amy's eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant baby grins smugly. "Don't worry, lady. You'll get a turn."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "hunh"
DavidW says, "hmm. That seems a do-anything-with-baby sort of response."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Give me back my friend!" Amy screams.
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant baby rolls its giant eyes. It pats Caroline on the back, and
Floyd | she produces a contented sigh.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x eyes"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Give me back my friend!" Amy screams.
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant baby rolls its giant eyes. It pats Caroline on the back, and
Floyd | she produces a contented sigh.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull caroline"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy calls up to Caroline: "Caroline! It's me, Amy! Your friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | But the giant baby reaches down and puts a huge, fat finger over Amy's
Floyd | mouth. "She's not your friend anymore, lady. She's my mommy. But
Floyd | you'll be my mommy too, pretty soon. So just sit tight."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy hides the rusty scalpel behind her back and moves toward the giant
Floyd | baby. It looks down at her and smiles.
Floyd |
Floyd | She raises the scalpel over her head and, before the hulking creature
Floyd | can react, she jabs the blade into its stomach.
Floyd |
Floyd | The scalpel doesn't make a scratch. It bounces off of the baby's
Floyd | springy skin, flying out of Amy's hand and careening toward some dark
Floyd | corner of the chamber.
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant baby blinks. "Huh," it says. "Nice try, I guess."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "huh. HIT worked instead of CUT."
Knight_Otu asks, "Hit parts of the baby?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit eye"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT EYE
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take scalpel"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SCALPEL
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | She is carrying:
Floyd |   a steel key
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pit
Floyd | The hospital's cavernous sub-basement glows red and orange over
Floyd | hundreds of flickering candles. The walls and floor are coated with
Floyd | slime. To the west is a door labeled EMPLOYEES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the center of the chamber is a gigantic baby. It holds Caroline
Floyd | against its fat chest and eyes Amy lazily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search bones"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BONES
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy moves toward the bones, but the giant baby swats her away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take candle"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The candles are mostly melted into the floor, and the wax is too hot
Floyd | to touch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push candle"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH CANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The candles are mostly melted into the floor, and the wax is too hot
Floyd | to touch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take slime"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SLIME
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KICK BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x baby"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks up into the giant baby's giant face. Its cheeks are perfect
Floyd | globes; its eyes are huge and wet and inquisitive. Its nose is the
Floyd | slightest bit pointed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x nose"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cheeks"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHEEKS
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x face"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FACE
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x caroline"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAROLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Caroline clings to the giant baby's chest, a satisfied smile on her
Floyd | face. She seems to be asleep."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chest"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks up into the giant baby's giant face. Its cheeks are perfect
Floyd | globes; its eyes are huge and wet and inquisitive. Its nose is the
Floyd | slightest bit pointed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "Explore the Employees only room?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Pit
Floyd | The hospital's cavernous sub-basement glows red and orange over
Floyd | hundreds of flickering candles. The walls and floor are coated with
Floyd | slime. To the west is a door labeled EMPLOYEES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the center of the chamber is a gigantic baby. It holds Caroline
Floyd | against its fat chest and eyes Amy lazily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh. I totally missed the exit."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the closet door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Supply Closet
Floyd | The closet is cramped and dusty, lit only faintly by the candles to
Floyd | the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old toolbox sits alone on the shelves.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge oxygen tank rests on the floor nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open toolobx"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TOOLOBX
Floyd |
Floyd | She can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open toolbox"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TOOLBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | She opens the toolbox, revealing a hefty wrench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take wrench"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WRENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tank"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks over the oxygen tank. It looks like it could be a hundred
Floyd | years old. There used to be a safety warning painted on it, but most
Floyd | of the paint has chipped away. It's mounted on rickety wheels, so with
Floyd | some effort she could push it around.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nozzle of the tank is secured with a hexagonal nut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn nozzle with wrench"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN NOZZLE WITH WRENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to turn the oxygen tank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn nut with wrench"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN NUT WITH WRENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to turn the oxygen tank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unscrew nut"
Floyd ]  Supply Closet
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNSCREW NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy fixes the wrench around the tank nozzle, and then she leans on the
Floyd | tool until at last the thing turns the slightest bit. The nozzle
Floyd | begins hissing as oxygen escapes into the musty air.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy pulls up on the wrench, and the hissing stops. She peeks out from
Floyd | the closet at the giant baby, and her lips purse in a grim half-smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push tank east"
Floyd ]  Pit
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH TANK EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy positions herself behind the tank, bends over to get some
Floyd | leverage, and slowly wheels it into the other room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Pit
Floyd | The hospital's cavernous sub-basement glows red and orange over
Floyd | hundreds of flickering candles. The walls and floor are coated with
Floyd | slime. To the west is a door labeled EMPLOYEES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the center of the chamber is a gigantic baby. It holds Caroline
Floyd | against its fat chest and eyes Amy lazily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant baby notices the oxygen tank, and its brow furrows in
Floyd | confusion. Then it loses interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unscrew nut"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNSCREW NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy grits her teeth and tries to force the wrench onto the nozzle. She
Floyd | grunts, she puts her weight into it, and the wrench fits into place.
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant baby looks over at her. "Hey! What do you think you're
Floyd | doing?" it whines.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy doesn't answer. She positions herself over the wrench, and she
Floyd | pushes it down until the screw gives way. Gas streams out of the
Floyd | nozzle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy looks up at Caroline. The baby is squeezing her harder now,
Floyd | tensing its fat fingers in frustration. But Caroline's expression is
Floyd | blissful.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Stop it!" the big baby cries. But it doesn't realize what's
Floyd | happening. It doesn't even try to stop her.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy grins up at the baby's stupid face. She pushes harder, opening the
Floyd | aperture wider, increasing the flow of oxygen into the room.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | aperture wider, increasing the flow of oxygen into the room.An
Floyd | invisible finger of gas brushes against the flame atop one of the
Floyd | candles.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | candles.A river of fire flows toward the oxygen tank.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push space"
Floyd | candles.A river of fire flows toward the oxygen tank.The baby's giant
Floyd | mouth opens wide in idiotic confusion.
Floyd |
Floyd | Amy closes her eyes.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Amy closes her eyes.## Parking Lot
Floyd | The abandoned hospital sits at the edge of town, surrounded by broken
Floyd | asphalt and overgrown bushes.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push space"
Floyd | asphalt and overgrown bushes.A sound like a hideous scream rises from
Floyd | deep underground.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push space"
Floyd | deep underground.The walls of the hospital shudder. Then they begin to
Floyd | fall toward each other.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push space"
Floyd | fall toward each other.With a thunderous crash the building crumbles
Floyd | into meaningless debris, a field of unidentifiable wreckage.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | into meaningless debris, a field of unidentifiable wreckage.Then
Floyd | everything is quiet.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** The End ***We all applaud, Fiona thanks us, and then
Floyd | the moderator asks for our opinions.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Chilling!" one author offers, and we all mutter in assent.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Apocalyptic," offers another.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But what does it mean?" someone asks. "What is the story trying to
Floyd | say?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "As I've already said, it came to me in a dream. Dreams are
Floyd | inscrutable," says Fiona. "Someone would even say dreams are
Floyd | meaningless. The brain plucks images from—from who knows where, and
Floyd | stitches them together randomly. Like spinning a radio dial, slowly up
Floyd | the electromagnetic spectrum, hearing snatches of songs and
Floyd | conversation."
Floyd |
Floyd | "And if one is very lucky, the collage takes the form of a truly
Floyd | terrifying story!" the moderator adds.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, thank you," Fiona says. "But to answer the question, I don't
Floyd | think there's any underlying significance."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | think there's any underlying significance."Now it is time for the next
Floyd | author to step forward and share the next of the evening's insidious
Floyd | entertainments. It is Allison Chase, a favorite author of yours truly.
Floyd | Look how elegantly she ascends the dais! What a gorgeous dress she
Floyd | wears! How delicately she brushes her bangs from her eyes! See how
Floyd | much eyeshadow she is wearing! How utterly divine—and yet, what a
Floyd | sadistic, diabolic mind is hidden behind that eyeshadow!
Floyd |
Floyd | Though you are my valued guest, and it is my responsibility to make
Floyd | you feel welcome among this meeting of the most malificent minds, I am
Floyd | ignoring you more or less entirely at this juncture. Allison begins
Floyd | speaking, and I lean further forward in rapt attention.
Floyd |
Floyd | "My story this evening is of the most elemental horror," she says. In
Floyd | her bell-clear voice is a note of dark intention that makes me swoon.
Floyd | "I may be criticized for choosing too simple a subject. But isn't it
Floyd | true that the most simple subjects give rise to the most vivid
Floyd | emotions?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's so true," I whisper, hopefully too quietly for you to hear.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, we'll see, won't we?" Allison says, as she turns the page and
Floyd | begins to read...
Floyd |
Floyd | Ryan Veeder Presents
Floyd | Lights Out
Floyd | A tale of dread by Allison Chase
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 181031 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N) SD
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and a cat is howling outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open eyes"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and your life is meaningless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND
Floyd |
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you are naked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on light"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and a serial killer is on the loose.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "uhhh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake up"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE UP
Floyd |
Floyd | The dreadful truth is, this is not a dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and there is no way out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, or is it?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch wall"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and something is touching your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x neck"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NECK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch me"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you are being eaten by a grue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL
Floyd |
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, you stupid idiot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take dark"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE DARK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick author"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KICK AUTHOR
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "it is pitch dark"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IT IS PITCH DARK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, but what else is new?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yell"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > YELL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open lid"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN LID
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and thunder crashes in the distance.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** The End ***The room is silent. I realize I have been
Floyd | holding my breath.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brava!" I cry, as I begin applauding loudly. Most of the attendees
Floyd | join in, though not as enthusiastically. Allison accepts the praise
Floyd | with a small smile and a demure look down—oh, those bangs! That
Floyd | eyeshadow!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Are there any questions?" asks the moderator.
Floyd |
Floyd | I hiss a minced oath under my breath. I don't have a question! I
Floyd | should have thought of a question!
Floyd |
Floyd | Now someone is asking a question, but I can't hear it. My mind is
Floyd | racing. Allison is answering the question. How can I get her to pay
Floyd | attention to me? Maybe I can talk to her afterward. I'll have thought
Floyd | of a question by then. Maybe the two of us will hang out for a while,
Floyd | after everyone else is gone!
Floyd |
Floyd | But I have to drive you home, don't I? Oh, this is the worst.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | But I have to drive you home, don't I? Oh, this is the worst.Now it is
Floyd | time for the next author to step forward and share the next of the
Floyd | evening's dreadful entertainments. It is Antonio F. Karnack, that
Floyd | infamous purveyor of horrors too fantastic and strange to spring from
Floyd | any normal human's imagination.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Tonight is a special night, and I've prepared something special for
Floyd | the occasion," Karnack begins, a cruel smile playing on his lips. "The
Floyd | story is called Fealglass. Pronounced like 'fail-glass,' not
Floyd | 'feel-glass,'" he adds, unnecessarily, since we just heard him
Floyd | pronounce it.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Is that a word we should know?" a fellow-author asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It is a word of my own invention," Antonio answers proudly. "A word
Floyd | to describe a weird, mystical object of my own imagining."
Floyd |
Floyd | I lean over to whisper in your ear: "I wonder, what could a
Floyd | fealglass possibly be?" I pronounce the word incorrectly on
Floyd | purpose, to amuse you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Antonio clears his throat loudly, and I sit up straight again.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Enough preamble," he says, opening his notebook, and he begins to
Floyd | read...
Floyd |
Floyd | Ryan Veeder Presents
Floyd | Fealglass
Floyd | A phantasmagoria by Antonio F. Karnack
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 181031 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N) SD
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | On the Lake
Floyd | She pulls the oars impatiently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You are bound and gagged.
Floyd |
Floyd | She smiles at you. "Are you thinking about your past?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "say nggh"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAY NGGH
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the woman)
Floyd | You can only grunt through the gag in your mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I've learned how to forget things," she explains. "I won't remember
Floyd | all the details."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember past"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER PAST
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x woman"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Her skin is smooth and white. Her arms are long and lithe. Her dark
Floyd | eyes still glitter welcomingly, but it is too late to succumb or to
Floyd | resist.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I won't remember you," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | For a moment you think you hear music.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Well this is an uncomfortable situation."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks up into the mist and lets go of the oars. "This is the
Floyd | place."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gag"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't move.
Floyd |
Floyd | She raises her hands and calls out to the fog: "O Great Nesphelet! I
Floyd | am Mergeis, your servant, your slave. In accordance with our contract
Floyd | I offer this sacrifice."
Floyd |
Floyd | Tendrils of mist swirls around the boat. The waters shake, and a voice
Floyd | rises from the bottom of the lake:
Floyd |
Floyd | The sacrifice is inadequate.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mergeis stares blankly into the fog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Of all the pique."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  On the Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then she finds her voice. "No!" she cries. "This is what you asked
Floyd | for! You can't change the terms now!"
Floyd |
Floyd | My terms require the sacrifice of a virgin, the voice responds.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mergeis is baffled for an instant—then she glares at you with insane
Floyd | fury.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "Are we supposed to be relieved or insulted?"
DavidW says, "A bit of both, it seems."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mist"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIST
Floyd |
Floyd | At times, the fog is so thick that you seem to be floating through a
Floyd | dark cloud. When the waters come into view, they reveal nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I was lied to!" Mergeis shrieks. "You must accept this one! You must
Floyd | honor our bargain!"
Floyd |
Floyd | There can be no negotiation.
Floyd |
Floyd | "No!" She reaches for you, clutches you with cold hands. She shoves
Floyd | you out of the boat, into the lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You must—" she shouts into the mist, as you sink below the surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sinking
Floyd | You are falling through the icy waters of the Grey Lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh dear"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You struggle uselessly.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't hold your breath much longer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | Your binds are too tight.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your body overcomes your will—you try to inhale, and freezing water
Floyd | fills your nose and throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Oh glug."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x water"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WATER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove binds"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE BINDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Sinking
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You let yourself go limp.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your lungs are burning.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You wait.
Floyd |
Floyd | Finally you die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your lifeless body continues sinking to the bottom of the Grey Lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | But something else floats in its place, going neither up nor down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | You are in the middle of grey, featureless water, without even a body.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | You float formlessly in the greyness of the Grey Lake. Above, the
Floyd | water is lighter; below, it grows darker.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | You are in the middle of grey, featureless water, without even a body.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | The water is dark here. It's even darker below.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slow, sombre tune floats past you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tune"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TUNE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Lakebed
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakebed
Floyd | A corpse has landed here, among the dirt and lake-weed.
Floyd |
Floyd | But the slope of the lakebed leads even further down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x corpse"
Floyd ]  Lakebed
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CORPSE
Floyd |
Floyd | The body is intact; the fish haven't gotten to it yet. Its arms and
Floyd | legs are bound with strong rope, which will rot away long after the
Floyd | corpse does. Its mouth is gagged. Its face bears a resigned, maybe
Floyd | even weary expression.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom
Floyd | At the bottom of the lake is a mountain. Atop the mountain sits
Floyd | Nesphelet, Un-god of the Grey Lake, playing his thorny harp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x nesphelet"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NESPHELET
Floyd |
Floyd | The aspect of the Un-god is as hideous as it is colossal. His glassy
Floyd | skin is cracked and crumbling; his ragged wings beat slowly through
Floyd | the filthy water. His eyes are bulbous, enormous—
Floyd |
Floyd | —and they look down at you in disgust.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mergeis gained nothing by drowning you, he says. All the
Floyd | same, you have fallen into my domain, and are now my subject. I doubt
Floyd | it's the afterlife you were looking forward to...
Floyd |
Floyd | He loses interest, and resumes plucking his harp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x harp"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HARP
Floyd |
Floyd | Nesphelet's harp is carved from a branch of the Tree of Desire, and
Floyd | still bears its deadly thorns. Its hundreds of strings, stretched thin
Floyd | and tight over the spikes, are the souls of mortals (virgins) offered
Floyd | to the Un-god of the Grey Lake by his followers as payment for his
Floyd | favors.
Floyd |
Floyd | As he plucks each string, it screams out for release, and in this way
Floyd | a melody of purest pain plays on and on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu exclaims, "Hey now, it was your servant responsible for this mess!"
DavidW asks, "We coulda been a god's harp string?"
Knight_Otu says, "Well, un-god."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x strings"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STRINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | Nesphelet's harp is carved from a branch of the Tree of Desire, and
Floyd | still bears its deadly thorns. Its hundreds of strings, stretched thin
Floyd | and tight over the spikes, are the souls of mortals (virgins) offered
Floyd | to the Un-god of the Grey Lake by his followers as payment for his
Floyd | favors.
Floyd |
Floyd | As he plucks each string, it screams out for release, and in this way
Floyd | a melody of purest pain plays on and on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take strings"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE STRINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | Nesphelet would begrudge your interference.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask nesphelet about harp"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NESPHELET ABOUT HARP
Floyd |
Floyd | Nesphelet bats the question away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask nesphelet about me"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NESPHELET ABOUT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | The Un-god ignores you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask nesphelet about bargain"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NESPHELET ABOUT BARGAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | The Un-god ignores you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask nesphelet about mergeis"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NESPHELET ABOUT MERGEIS
Floyd |
Floyd | The Un-god ignores you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "hm. Should we go up after all?"
Knight_Otu says, "Such an ignorant god."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Cave
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave
Floyd | No light reaches into this cavern, at the bottom of the bottom of the
Floyd | lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | A woman is here, waiting for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "oh. Who dat?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x woman"
Floyd ]  Cave
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She has the flowing hair and hungry eyes of a river sprite, but none
Floyd | of a river sprite's youth or beauty.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You've been very unlucky," she says. "And not a little foolish, but
Floyd | that can't be helped. It's not too late, though."
Floyd |
Floyd | She opens her hand: In her palm rests a smooth stone disk.
Floyd |
Floyd | "With the fealglass you can ascend into the mortal world. Whoever
Floyd | gazes into it will take your place among the damned. Show it to some
Floyd | unlucky fool—" She laughs. "More unlucky, if not more foolish than
Floyd | yourself."
Floyd |
Floyd | Without arms or hands, you can't take hold of the stone. But she
Floyd | passes it to you, and it becomes yours.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu exclaims, "Show it to the un-god!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask woman about herself"
Floyd ]  Cave
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT HERSELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You cannot find the words—but she smiles reassuringly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "I know, I know, but I can dream, right?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom
Floyd | At the bottom of the lake is a mountain. Atop the mountain sits
Floyd | Nesphelet, Un-god of the Grey Lake, playing his thorny harp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show fealglass to nesphelet"
Floyd ]  Bottom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW FEALGLASS TO NESPHELET
Floyd |
Floyd | The stone manages to engage the Un-god's attention. Ah. An
Floyd | interesting toy, he says.
Floyd |
Floyd | But that's all he says.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Knight), "Nice try."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Lakebed
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakebed
Floyd | A corpse has landed here, among the dirt and lake-weed.
Floyd |
Floyd | But the slope of the lakebed leads even further down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | The water is dark here. It's even darker below.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | You are in the middle of grey, featureless water, without even a body.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | You float formlessly in the greyness of the Grey Lake. Above, the
Floyd | water is lighter; below, it grows darker.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Beneath the Surface
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Beneath the Surface
Floyd | Just above you, the water at the lake's surface glitters weakly in the
Floyd | meager sunlight. Below is the darkness of the Grey Lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Shore
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | The fealglass seems to pull you up. You can't resist; you float
Floyd | easily, like a bubble.
Floyd |
Floyd | You emerge into misty air.
Floyd |
Floyd | Shore
Floyd | You are on the shore of the Grey Lake. Night has fallen.
Floyd |
Floyd | But the moon sheds some light, and you're able to recognize the
Floyd | geography: The road back to town is northwest of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pebbled path leads east around the lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "northwest or east?"
Knight_Otu asks, "East?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Path
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Path
Floyd | You pass between the shore and the woods, on a path choked with weeds.
Floyd |
Floyd | The road and the village are further west. To the east is a cottage
Floyd | that you think you recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cottage"
Floyd ]  Path
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COTTAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone is inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x weeds"
Floyd ]  Path
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WEEDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You recognize several of the plants along the pebbled path as noxious
Floyd | or poisonous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | This is the cottage where Mergeis lured you, where she tied you up
Floyd | before forcing you into her dirty rowboat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mergeis is here, hunched over her cauldron.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cauldron"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAULDRON
Floyd |
Floyd | The water in the cauldron is as murky as that of the Grey Lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Please," she whispers into the cauldron. "I need more time. I can
Floyd | give you a virgin. I just need more time."
Floyd |
Floyd | The cauldron does not respond.
Floyd |
Floyd | "If I wither away, I can't give you anything! Is it worth it to let me
Floyd | crumble and die? Wouldn't you rather let me live, and receive more
Floyd | sacrifices?"
Floyd |
Floyd | All Mergeis sees in the cauldron is her own reflection. She covers her
Floyd | shriveled face with her hands and sobs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put fealglass in cauldron"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT FEALGLASS IN CAULDRON
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show fealglass to mergeis"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW FEALGLASS TO MERGEIS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can almost feel your grip around the fealglass. With a thought you
Floyd | could pull it out into the air and make it visible. But is this the
Floyd | right place? The right person?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter cauldron"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER CAULDRON
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put fealglass on cauldron"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT FEALGLASS ON CAULDRON
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the cauldron would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a fealglass
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Keep trying here or go into town?"
Knight_Otu says, "It's possible that showing the glass a second time will do the trick."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show fealglass to mergeis"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW FEALGLASS TO MERGEIS
Floyd |
Floyd | Mist fills the cottage, and Mergeis looks up hopefully.
Floyd |
Floyd | The fealglass materializes before her. She reaches for it desperately;
Floyd | she clutches the stone that she assumes is her salvation. She stares
Floyd | into its depths, waiting for a message from her master.
Floyd |
Floyd | Her eyes go blank; the crone's body collapses on the earthen floor.
Floyd | Her soul howls as it exits the cottage, borne by irresistable magic to
Floyd | the bottom of the Grey Lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | You crawl into the shell Mergeis left behind, as naturally as crawling
Floyd | into bed after a long day. You stand up, finally a being of both body
Floyd | and soul.
Floyd |
Floyd | A voice comes from the cauldron: Very impressive. Very well
Floyd | done, it says. But I'm afraid you may find this body somewhat
Floyd | lacking.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sudden pain in your new joints makes you hunch over, and you're
Floyd | forced to agree.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can help, the voice goes on, but in return I'll require
Floyd | something from you.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Knight_Otu says, "And that is the person who killed us."
Knight_Otu says, "Oh."
DavidW says, "yeah, I didn't want to *become* Mergeis in her place."
DavidW says, "oh well"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** The End ***We all gape in silent horror as Antonio
Floyd | closes his notebook. Then, with a sort of twinge, we return to
Floyd | reality; general applause; then, time for questions.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone raises a hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why does the player character go into Mergeis's body? Isn't she
Floyd | obviously old and frail at that point?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Antonio looks through his notes. "Well, originally, I was going
Floyd | to..."
Floyd |
Floyd | He frowns.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I think it's..."
Floyd |
Floyd | The moderator glances around the room. "Are there any more questions?"
Floyd |
Floyd | There are not.
Knight_Otu asks, "Can we undo in this one?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]
Floyd | There are not.Now it is time for the next author to step forward and
Floyd | share the next of the evening's insidious entertainments. It is Colin
Floyd | Michael Gustafson, well-known for his surreal, nightmarish visions,
Floyd | conjured from deep beneath the daylight realm of polite society,
Floyd | always presented with impish indelicacy.
Floyd |
Floyd | Colin nods meekly and bows—and then sheds the veneer of modesty and
Floyd | reveals a brilliant grin. "I'm very proud of this one," he admits. "I
Floyd | believe it touches on the most basic anxieties in the deepest, most
Floyd | universal (and most uncomfortable) fundaments of our psychology."
Floyd |
Floyd | "How very Jungian!" another author interjects. "The collective
Floyd | unconscious! The specter of the Shadow!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Precisely," Colin hisses. "But we're getting ahead of ourselves." He
Floyd | produces a sheaf of papers. "Allow me to begin..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Ryan Veeder Presents
Floyd | Don't Dive Into Blood, Kids
Floyd | An experiment in psychological terror by Colin Michael Gustafson
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 181031 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N) SD
Floyd |
Floyd | Before we begin, are you prepared to dive into blood?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think maybe we missed our chance, or have to do it after the yes/no."
DavidW asks, "So, um, in case there's no UNDO, are we ready to dive into BLOOD?"
DavidW says, "I've done it in two other games I can think of."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | That presents a problem. The efficacy of this exercise is predicated
Floyd | on your aversion to diving into blood. Fortunately, I have the
Floyd | equipment and expertise necessary to correct this.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push space"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Office
Floyd | I am in a cold, sterile psychiatrist's office.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a patient here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cottage
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a fealglass
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "okay, we're back in the cottage!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Path
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Path
Floyd | You pass between the shore and the woods, on a path choked with weeds.
Floyd |
Floyd | The road and the village are further west. To the east is a cottage
Floyd | that you recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Shore
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shore
Floyd | You are on the shore of the Grey Lake. The road back to town is
Floyd | northwest of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pebbled path leads east around the lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Road
Floyd | This road leads west, to the village where you live—or, used to live.
Floyd | Southeast from here are the shores of the Grey Lake.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a man here, stumbling through the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Road
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a drunkard you know from town. He has no friends, no family. No
Floyd | one would miss him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hm. There's more road west from here."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Village
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Village
Floyd | The streets are empty, except for faint fingers of mist gathering in
Floyd | the dark. The main road leads east, out of town.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your old home is just north from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Home
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home
Floyd | Everything is as you left it, but through a ghost's vision, your home
Floyd | seems odd and unfamiliar.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your brother sits at the table, counting a stack of coins.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Sorry, had to re-re-reconnect."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x brother"
Floyd ]  Home
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BROTHER
Floyd |
Floyd | He can't see you.
Floyd |
Floyd | His eyes are glittering. His lips move rapidly as he silently counts;
Floyd | then he pauses, to appreciate a particular coin, not as a number, but
Floyd | as as an object: Warm metal, a rigid edge, pressing hard against his
Floyd | fingers. Then he begins counting again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your brother begins mumbling to himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, Mergeis," he whispers, "How desperate you must have been, to
Floyd | accept my first offer! I would have agreed to so much less. Look: Here
Floyd | is the value of family."
Floyd |
Floyd | He pushes a short stack of gold coins apart from the others.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And here is the value of loyalty." He sets aside another handful.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And this is the price of my reputation," he says, skimming a few
Floyd | coppers off the top. "I have to charge a little extra, since word
Floyd | might get around about my dealing with witches. But everything else!"
Floyd |
Floyd | He closes his hands over the impressive pile that remains. "Pure
Floyd | profit! Or pure stupidity on your part, Mergeis."
Floyd |
Floyd | He laughs—Then he glances around, embarrassed, hoping nobody heard
Floyd | him. But he doesn't see anybody.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Lovely."
DavidW asks, "Shall we fealglass him, then?"
Knight_Otu says, "Your choice."
DavidW says, "Every option seems fraught with evil. Destroying the fealglass might be best."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break fealglass"
Floyd ]  Home
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK FEALGLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | You are incorporeal.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop fealglass"
Floyd ]  Home
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP FEALGLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | That would be very stupid of you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show fealglass to brother"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW FEALGLASS TO BROTHER
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloud of mist forms around your brother, and the fealglass appears
Floyd | on the table. He leans over it with interest. Maybe it's something he
Floyd | missed—a piece of exotic currency.
Floyd |
Floyd | But as he looks into the swirling pattern at the center of the disk,
Floyd | the avarice disappears from his eyes, leaving nothing behind. His body
Floyd | slumps forward, knocking piles of coins off the table and onto the
Floyd | floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your brother's soul emits a quiet yelp of protest as it is pulled away
Floyd | to Nesphelet's domain beneath the Grey Lake. Meanwhile, you crawl into
Floyd | his body and begin tidying the stacks of coins that now belong to you.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** The End ***We all gape in silent horror as Antonio
Floyd | closes his notebook. Then, with a sort of twinge, we return to
Floyd | reality; general applause; then, time for questions.
Floyd |
Floyd | An author in the front row asks: "Why did you include the character of
Floyd | the brother? Why place all the blame on him, in the end?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Antonio nods. "I wanted to expand on the archetype of the predatory
Floyd | female witch. The brother character represents another kind of evil, a
Floyd | masculine evil to complement the feminine version of classic
Floyd | fairy-stories. I wanted to show both halves of the evil equation,
Floyd | reflecting and magnifying each other."
Floyd |
Floyd | I rub my forehead wearily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The moderator glances around the room. "Are there any more questions?"
Floyd |
Floyd | There are not.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]
Floyd | There are not.Now it is time for the next author to step forward and
Floyd | share the next of the evening's delirious entertainments. It is Colin
Floyd | Michael Gustafson, well-known for his surreal, nightmarish visions,
Floyd | conjured from deep beneath the daylight realm of polite society,
Floyd | always presented with impish indelicacy.
Floyd |
Floyd | Colin nods meekly and bows—and then sheds the veneer of modesty and
Floyd | reveals a brilliant grin. "I'm very proud of this one," he admits. "I
Floyd | believe it touches on the most basic anxieties in the deepest, most
Floyd | universal (and most uncomfortable) fundaments of our psychology."
Floyd |
Floyd | "How very Jungian!" another author interjects. "The collective
Floyd | unconscious! The specter of the Shadow!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Precisely," Colin hisses. "But we're getting ahead of ourselves." He
Floyd | produces a sheaf of papers. "Allow me to begin..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Ryan Veeder Presents
Floyd | Don't Dive Into Blood, Kids
Floyd | An experiment in psychological terror by Colin Michael Gustafson
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 181031 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N) SD
Floyd |
Floyd | Before we begin, are you prepared to dive into blood?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | That presents a problem. The efficacy of this exercise is predicated
Floyd | on your aversion to diving into blood. Fortunately, I have the
Floyd | equipment and expertise necessary to correct this.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Office
Floyd | I am in a cold, sterile psychiatrist's office.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a patient here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | I am a cold, sterile psychiatrist.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x patient"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PATIENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You are being very calm and quiet. Good for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm going to cut an incision—Not a physical incision in your head,
Floyd | but
Floyd | a metaphorical incision in your mind. The procedure is perfectly safe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Suuure it is."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | I am carrying:
Floyd |   a scalpel
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x scalpel"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SCALPEL
Floyd |
Floyd | A tiny little knife like this is perfect for a patient like you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mind"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIND
Floyd |
Floyd | You are being very calm and quiet. Good for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm going to cut an incision—Not a physical incision in your head,
Floyd | but
Floyd | a metaphorical incision in your mind. The procedure is perfectly safe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut incision"
Floyd ]  Office
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT INCISION
Floyd |
Floyd | With the utmost care and professionalism, I make a Y-shaped
Floyd | psychological incision in your mind. The metaphorical aperture is more
Floyd | than wide enough for me to enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter incision"
Floyd ]  Your Mind
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER INCISION
Floyd |
Floyd | I carefully climb into the incision. I assure you there's no medical
Floyd | risk involved.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Mind
Floyd | Now I am inside your mind. Don't worry; I'm a professional.
Floyd |
Floyd | I poke through the components of your psyche for a moment before I
Floyd | find what I'm looking for: your willingness to dive into blood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x willingness"
Floyd ]  Your Mind
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WILLINGNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your willingness to dive into blood is connected to the rest of your
Floyd | mind with some sort of psychic tendon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tendon"
Floyd ]  Your Mind
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TENDON
Floyd |
Floyd | Your willingness to dive into blood is connected to the rest of your
Floyd | mind with some sort of psychic tendon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut tendon"
Floyd ]  Your Mind
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT TENDON
Floyd |
Floyd | I draw my scalpel across the psychic tendon, and your willingness to
Floyd | dive into blood comes loose easily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take willingness"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WILLINGNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | I carefully remove your willingness to dive into blood. Now you should
Floyd | be more than adequately prepared for our little entertainment.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd |
Floyd | Pool of Blood
Floyd | You're standing at the side of a pool. The Vein sits on a tall chair,
Floyd | making sure all the swimmers are safe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "aaaa"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vein"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VEIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Clad in a Speedo and sunglasses, the Vein is the archetype of
Floyd | coolness. His muscular skin glistens like a coiled anaconda.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "This is a weird game."
DavidW asks, "oh, like Cragne Manor wasn't?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POOL
Floyd |
Floyd | The pool is full of red blood. At the far end, a ladder leads up to a
Floyd | diving board.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "In comparison?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x swimmers"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWIMMERS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no one else here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOARD
Floyd |
Floyd | Across the pool from the lifeguard's chair is a diving board with an
Floyd | attached ladder. The construction seems too tall to be safe, but maybe
Floyd | that's an optical illusion.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "I'd say this one is overall weirder."
DavidW says, "What a compliment."
Knight_Otu says, "Though I'll reserve to change my verdict until we see all of the Manor."
DavidW asks, "I suppose we're supposed to climb this ladder and NOT want to dive?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask vein about blood"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK VEIN ABOUT BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | The Vein tosses his capillaries majestically and grins. "Don't
Floyd | distract me, kid," he says. "I've got lives to save."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "Maybe?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You are a kid in basic swimming attire.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x attire"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ATTIRE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | There's nowhere to go.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb ladder"
Floyd ]  Diving Board
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB LADDER
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no running allowed at the pool of blood, so you walk slowly
Floyd | around its perimeter to the diving board.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your arms are easily strong enough to bear you to the top of the
Floyd | ladder. What slows your progress is the knowledge that there is no
Floyd | turning back: When you get to the top of the ladder, the only way to
Floyd | get back down will be to dive into blood.
Floyd |
Floyd | Diving Board
Floyd | You are very high up.
Floyd |
Floyd | The board wobbles beneath your feet.
Floyd |
Floyd | Below you, far below, is the pool of blood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into blood"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIVE INTO BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You approach the edge of the board. The wind is cold on your skin.
Floyd |
Floyd | From his chair at the far side of the pool, the Vein watches you
Floyd | dispassionately; there's nothing else to watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are afraid, and you should be afraid, because this is a bad idea.
Floyd | Don't dive into blood, kids.
Floyd |
Floyd | You leap forward and dive into the pool of blood.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | You leap forward and dive into the pool of blood.
Floyd | Your tiny body takes forever to reach the surface.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Your tiny body takes forever to reach the surface.
Floyd | The hot blood hits your skin all at once.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | The hot blood hits your skin all at once.
Floyd | You sink into the deep end of the pool.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | You sink into the deep end of the pool.
Floyd | You flail helplessly into the blood.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | You flail helplessly into the blood.
Floyd | You float back up to the surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | Floating
Floyd | "—IN THE POOL," the Vein is screaming. "THERE IS A WOLF IN THE POOL.
Floyd | EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL OF BLOOD."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Vein scrabbles down the side of his tall chair and runs away.
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn your head back and forth. You can't see the Wolf. Where could
Floyd | he be? Where can you hide?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | If there really is a Wolf in the pool, he'll gobble you up before you
Floyd | get very far.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "We're the wolf, aren't we?"
DavidW says, "of course"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You are a kid in basic swimming attire.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wolf"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOLF
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Floating
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not the verb you're supposed to use!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into blood"
Floyd ]  In the Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIVE INTO BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You take a few deep breaths, inhale one last big gulp of air, screw
Floyd | your eyes shut, and dive into the blood.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the Pool of Blood
Floyd | Your force yourself to open your eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf is at the bottom of the pool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh. huh."
Knight_Otu says, "Well then..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wolf"
Floyd ]  In the Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOLF
Floyd |
Floyd | It turns out that the Wolf, the great Devourer, the archetype of
Floyd | inevitable destruction and lurking evil, was lurking at the bottom of
Floyd | the pool of blood. All along!
Floyd |
Floyd | His mouth is wide open, a gaping, toothy entrance into pure blackness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x blackness"
Floyd ]  In the Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLACKNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | It turns out that the Wolf, the great Devourer, the archetype of
Floyd | inevitable destruction and lurking evil, was lurking at the bottom of
Floyd | the pool of blood. All along!
Floyd |
Floyd | His mouth is wide open, a gaping, toothy entrance into pure blackness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into blood"
Floyd ]  In the Pool of Blood
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIVE INTO BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You're already in the blood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into blackness"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Mind
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIVE INTO BLACKNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | You swim deeper, deeper into the pool of blood. And then you dive into
Floyd | the beast's mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Mind
Floyd | You are now inside the Wolf's mind. Every aspect of his conscious,
Floyd | subconscious, and unconscious is open to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are WEST and NORTHEAST.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "ha ha ha"
Knight_Otu asks, "I.. uh... wha?"
DavidW says, "and us without a scalpel."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x conscious"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Mind
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONSCIOUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Empty Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Empty Room
Floyd | This chamber is dusty and disused.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are NORTH and EAST.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | The studio is a picture of intentional, almost rehearsed disorder: A
Floyd | few papers have fallen on the floor; others are taped to the wall at
Floyd | uneven angles, but the attempt to create an atmosphere of chaos is not
Floyd | convincing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's current project rests on an easel, situated in front of a
Floyd | full-length mirror.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are NORTHEAST and SOUTH.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x project"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PROJECT
Floyd |
Floyd | The canvas has been painted completely black, almost as if the Wolf
Floyd | simply poured a can of black paint over it. But you can see every
Floyd | brush stroke.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x easel"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X EASEL
Floyd |
Floyd | On the easel rests a large canvas, the Wolf's latest artistic
Floyd | endeavor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x papers"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAPERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek at a random paper. On it is scribbled a reproduction of that
Floyd | optical illusion where it's a duck one way and a rabbit the other way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | The mirror is about twice your height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x papers"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAPERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek at a random paper. On it is scrawled a few dozen squares,
Floyd | their uniformity decreasing as the Wolf got more and more bored of
Floyd | drawing squares.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x papers"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Creativity
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAPERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek at a random paper. On it is scribbled various rough drafts of
Floyd | a logo for "WOLF COLA," all of which insist on the two words sharing
Floyd | the same O and L.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think we should explore more before touching anything."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | In the darkened chambers at the back of the Wolf's mind are his fears
Floyd | and insecurities, his vulnerabilities, his self-loathing and his
Floyd | doubts.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are EAST and SOUTHWEST.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an unresolved trauma here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trauma"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TRAUMA
Floyd |
Floyd | The content of the trauma isn't something we have time to investigate.
Floyd | Just remove it so you can get out of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | This room is a little better-lit than the others.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are SOUTH and WEST.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a Wolf in a dress here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wolf"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOLF
Floyd |
Floyd | The dress is blue with white polka dots and a white collar. It's the
Floyd | kind of thing a she-wolf would wear on the first day of third grade.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's feminine side bats an eyelash at you. You smile politely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Personality
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Personality
Floyd | Set into the wall of this chamber are four levers.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are NORTH and SOUTHWEST.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x levers"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Personality
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LEVERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a green lever, a red lever, a purple lever, and a blue lever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x green"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Personality
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GREEN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's just a lever, sticking out of the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x red"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Personality
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RED
Floyd |
Floyd | It's just a lever, sticking out of the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | This room is a little better-lit than the others.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are SOUTH and WEST.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a Wolf in a dress here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask wolf about levers"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOLF ABOUT LEVERS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Where'd you get that dress?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I sewed it myself," the Wolf's feminine side admits—and then gushes:
Floyd | "It has pockets!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You nod approvingly as the Wolf's feminine side demonstrates that the
Floyd | dress has pockets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in pockets"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN POCKETS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in dress"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN DRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask wolf about mirror"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Feminine Side
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOLF ABOUT MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | "I like your lipstick," you say, not that your taste in lipstick is
Floyd | especially discerning.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The better to smooch you with, my dear," says the Wolf's feminine
Floyd | side. A lump forms in your throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | In the darkened chambers at the back of the Wolf's mind are his fears
Floyd | and insecurities, his vulnerabilities, his self-loathing and his
Floyd | doubts.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obvious exits are EAST and SOUTHWEST.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an unresolved trauma here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take trauma"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TRAUMA
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the unresolved trauma, but it won't budge. When you look a
Floyd | little closer, you see it's connected to the Wolf's mind by some sort
Floyd | of psychic tendon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut tendon"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT TENDON
Floyd |
Floyd | You position the blades of your giant pair of scissors on either side
Floyd | of the psychic tendon, and then you snip, and the unresolved
Floyd | trauma comes loose.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x scissors"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SCISSORS
Floyd |
Floyd | You would look ridiculous carrying such a huge pair of scissors, if
Floyd | they weren't so very sharp and pointy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  The Wolf's Anxiety
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a giant pair of scissors
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Where did they come from?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take trauma"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TRAUMA
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach around the unresolved trauma. It is too large for someone of
Floyd | your size to hold easily, but you should be able to roll it away...
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear something snorting behind you.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | You hear something snorting behind you.
Floyd | You turn around.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | You turn around.
Floyd | A huge, hairy creature looms over you. His snout is full of pointy
Floyd | yellow teeth. Is this the Wolf?
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | yellow teeth. Is this the Wolf?
Floyd | "Nope," says the monster. He snorts again, and leans down, way down,
Floyd | to meet your gaze.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | to meet your gaze.
Floyd | "I'm the Wolf's dad."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]
Floyd |
Floyd | Kindergarten Nap Room
Floyd | You wake up in a cold sweat.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** The End ***Colin bows again, and treats us one more
Floyd | time to his dazzling smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How utterly upsetting!" a fellow-author stutters gleefully. "From
Floyd | where do you obtain such ghastly images?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I came up with most of it in the shower," says Colin.
Floyd |
Floyd | The room full of authors rumbles in a general affirmation.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But why the word 'kids?'" asks another author. "There seems to be
Floyd | only one kid in the story."
Floyd |
Floyd | I elbow you and roll my eyes at the insipid question, but Colin
Floyd | answers in good faith: "Well, the title that came to me in the shower
Floyd | was 'Don't Dive Into Blood, Kids.' And I guess I didn't bother to
Floyd | change it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't overanalyze it!" someone calls out from the back, and the
Floyd | moderator is forced to hush everyone before things get too heated.
Floyd |
Floyd | Now it is time for the next author to step forward—but, as I look
Floyd | around the room, I see that all of tonight's authors have already
Floyd | presented their stories! How time flies, when you're out of your mind
Floyd | with terror and suspense.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So," I say, "which story was your favorite?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind me, you can see the other authors leaning in, eager to hear
Floyd | your answer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x authors"
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Just as you're about to speak, a black wind rushes through the
Floyd | library—the fire is extinguished—and Castle Balderstone is plunged
Floyd | into darkness!
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | into darkness!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |        *** THE END. ***
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" DavidW says, "well, that was a rollercoaster ride."
DavidW says, "I liked that a lot."
Knight_Otu says, "I can't quite say yet."
DavidW says, "I'm sorry I didn't try pushing any of the levers in the wolf's mind."
DavidW says, "We did good time with that too. It's ten minutes until 4 pm here."
DavidW asks (of Knight), "Any final remarks before I shut Perry down?"
Knight_Otu asks, "And I was here for about 75%, roughly?"
DavidW asks, "I guess?"
Knight_Otu says, "In odd chunks, to boot."
Knight_Otu says, "I'll look forward to the transcript."




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