ClubFloyd Transcript:
Aisle by Sam Barlow
As played on ifMUD on June 25, 2017

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Aisle written by Sam Barlow. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.

ANOTHER WARNING! A lot (most!) of the transcripts contained on this site are, shall we say, family-friendly. This is not one of those family-friendly transcripts. Just so we're clear.


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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask aisle"
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Floyd ]                             - A I S L E -
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Floyd ]                             by Sam Barlow
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Floyd ] You are about to read a story. Or rather, part of a story. You will
Floyd | be
Floyd ] be asked to define the story by controlling one instant in the life
Floyd | of
Floyd ] the man whose story it is. Your intervention will begin and end the
Floyd ] story. But be warned; there are many stories and not all of the
Floyd | storie
Floyd ] are about the same man.
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "Oh, the shopping for pasta one?"
zarf arrives, full of fun, but no funk. Doug says, "sure "I'll" play it. har har"
Peregrine says, "there is actually a game called 'I'll' which is similar"
Jacqueline says, "Let me shut off the sleepmask."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]
Doug asks, "hm, weird line breaks. does it really say "storie"?"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, not sure."
Jacqueline presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think what's really interesting is that you can sort of build up a story from lots of separate small pieces of info."
Jacqueline says, "Hm. That may have just been a text box thing. It looks fine now."
Peregrine says, ">EAT GNOCCHIS"
Taleslinger arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Doug says, "I guess this will work well with Floyd because no one can mess up the state with a command"
Guenni says, "Well, I'll leave you to it. I played it, and don't feel like watching it unfold right now."
Guenni has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay. Thanks, Guenni. Sorry 'bout that."
DavidW says (to Doug), "yes"
Genevieve exclaims, "Mmm, gnocchi!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't need a mirror to know what you look like. Old. "Old beyond
Floyd | your years", as they say. Old. Old and lonely. You look lonely--you
Floyd | are lonely. You are well dressed but people think you are a tramp. You
Floyd | feel like a tramp. Ever since Clare left you... without word... in
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You leave your trolley and walk to the exit. Then drive home.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd | The end of the story. The end of a story. But not
Floyd | the only story...
Allen says, "surely >NOM GNOCCHIS is correct verb"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x trolley"
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | The trolley is a small cage of steel with bent rubber wheels. Full of
Floyd | your shopping: meals for one, drinks for one (well, drinks for
Floyd | several, but hey, who's counting?).
Floyd |
Floyd | Gnocchi for one wouldn't really work. You settle for
Floyd | spaghetti and continue on to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |      The end of another story. But then, there are others...
Doug says, "oh, except I guess you have to press space after every command"
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
Guenni says, "No problem. I might actually read the script later, but not right now."
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Hmm, I think this is the most bizarre game I have ever encountered."
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "eat gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | You rip open the packet and take out a few Gnocchi, cramming them into
Floyd | your mouth. The uncooked, floury balls clog in your throat and you
Floyd | swallow them down, hard.
Floyd |
Floyd | The brunette glances at you and moves on quickly.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel stupid, slip the opened bag back into the shelf and carry on.
Floyd | It's never been as good as it was in Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. But then...
Jacqueline says, "ha"
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "never expected that to work"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember rome"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER ROME
Floyd |
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the Gnocchi and stare at the illustration of Piazza
Floyd | Venezia on its packet. You remember; sun, heat, food, pasta, sauces,
Floyd | wine, love, ancient, modern, Italians, Americans, love. And ultimately
Floyd | pain. A pain you had thought you had forgotten. But like a cancer
Floyd | returning to wreak havoc again, the pain resurfaces and tears through
Floyd | the thin barriers you had erected. Tears flow. Memories; guilt. And
Floyd | finally acceptance. You live with it.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   One more story over. Then again...
Genevieve says, "Too bad you can't cook the gnocchi first. :-)"
Peregrine asks, "Or can you?"
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "Try it next time."
DavidW says, "This game allows a LOT of actions."
Jacqueline says, "This is cheerful."
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "La-di-da"
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "cook gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COOK GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "cook gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COOK GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "darn"
Jacqueline says, "aw"
Peregrine pouts!
Genevieve says, "Well, there's no stove or saucepan or water, so I didn't expect that would work. Heh."
Doug says (to Floyd), "buy gnocchi then cook it"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUY GNOCCHI THEN COOK IT
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the packet of Gnocchi and toss it into your trolley.
Floyd | You'll have that tonight with some olive oil and a few leaves of fresh
Floyd | basil. Just like in Rome... though without Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | But it's useless remembering, best just enjoy the Gnocchi.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |               A story finished. But there are others...
Peregrine says, "yum"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I forgive you about the no-winning-action thing. It's here in Sam Barlow's description of the game on IFDB. heh"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about sauces"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT SAUCES
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk over. "Hi. You trying to choose a sauce?" She looks at you
Floyd | and pauses, "Um. Yeah I'm just looking." You reach down a random jar
Floyd | and pass it to her, "This is a great sauce." She smiles politely,
Floyd | "Thanks," and quickly moves on to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel a bit stupid. Why is it that none of them understand you like
Floyd | she did?
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. And yet...
Genevieve says, "Sorry, was just curious."
Peregrine says, "no problem"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "kill woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You run over to her and throw a punch which knocks her into the
Floyd | shelves. Jars fall and splatter grainy red sauces across the aisle.
Floyd | Shit. You run out--out to the car and drive--drive home. When you park
Floyd | up, you find that you are holding the gnocchi from the supermarket.
Floyd |
Floyd | What was it about the gnocchi? You can't remember (I don't think you
Floyd | want to remember). You feel ashamed, stupid and old.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Jacqueline says, "AH"
Doug says, "the transcript is going to be mighty repetitive"
Genevieve exclaims, "Hahaha!"
Peregrine says, "gnack gnack gnocchi"
Peregrine says, "(evil pasta laught)"
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "That's really funny. I was going to try hitting her with a jar of sauce or the bag of gnocchi."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remember gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | You focus on the gnocchi and whilst the little, floury balls remain
Floyd | the same everything else changes. There is a flush of noise in your
Floyd | ears, the cold air pushed away by the warmth from table-top candles. A
Floyd | friendly waiter approaches, "Gnocchi for two?" His English is correct
Floyd | but with a European slant. You nod. "Prego," you volunteer as he lays
Floyd | the plate before you. Clare Prego's too as he presents her plate. He
Floyd | asks if you would like a bottle of wine. "Uno vino rose," you reply in
Floyd | half-Italian. He scurries away, whilst a smaller waiter hurries to you
Floyd | and puts a basket of bread and bread sticks on the table. "Prego," he
Floyd | nods as he backs away into the busy restaurant. You take a fork and
Floyd | spear a bud of gnocchi, dunking it in the sauce. As you draw it up to
Floyd | your mouth your eyes level with Clare's.
Floyd |
Floyd | You shake your head and are back in the supermarket.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmmm. Maybe there was something more important than gnocchi? But it's
Floyd | gone now. You take a couple of packets and pile them into the trolley.
Floyd | Then with a push of the wrists you move the trolley onwards.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "Prego would be a good sauce to buy"
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe years ago when things were more about fun and were less
Floyd | real. You've come too far to go back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "that didn't end the game."
Doug says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ABOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | [Some of the information generated by Help, Author and Credits will
Floyd | give a few clues about the game. You might want to play around a bit
Floyd | before you read it].
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine exclaims, "This ain't no 1-move game!"
Doug says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd |
Floyd | You cannot save.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Taking everything from your pockets you crouch down and line up your
Floyd | possessions on the floor:
Floyd |
Floyd | Wallet: coins, bank card, store card, bookclub card, photo--
Floyd |
Floyd | Each object, representing something else, is like a word. The
Floyd | inventory-sentence ends and begins with that photo. An attempt to
Floyd | possess Clare in her image, to hold her and to contain her. You
Floyd | rearrange the coins in a circle around the photo, a makeshift frame.
Floyd | A photo of Clare. If only you could lose those first few
Floyd | words: Clare. Then you could hold Clare, possess Clare. She would be
Floyd | yours...
Floyd |
Floyd | With a furtive glance you scoop up your things and return them to your
Floyd | pockets.
Floyd |
Floyd | The photo burns a hole in your pocket, through your heart and to the
Floyd | centre of your universe.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "x coins"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COINS
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry. You can't use your possessions directly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "forget Clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FORGET CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | Forget it. Easy to say. Not as easy to do. Like cleaning shit
Floyd | from your shoes it's a nasty business but, eventually, it's gone. Like
Floyd | a weight off your shoulders, a clean slate, etc. You feel much better.
Floyd | Can't even remember what it was that was bothering you. Shopping--now
Floyd | that you do remember.
Floyd |
Floyd | The squeak of the rubber wheels as you push off and continue shopping,
Floyd | that's all you remember.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
zarf says, "I feel bad for retro-Sam, writing all this angst-drama"
Peregrine says, "there's a lot of angsty IF tbh"
zarf says, "well, I feel bad for retro-me writing _So Far_, too"
Genevieve exclaims, "No way, So Far is brilliant!"
Roger arrives, full of fun and funk.
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to zarf), "yeah, I was thinking the same thing."
Jacqueline says, "About this and Sam Barlow, not about So Far."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push my trolley into her trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH MY TROLLEY INTO HER TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You rev your trolley backwards and forwards on its slick casters.
Floyd | Then, squinting slightly to check your aim, you push your shoulders
Floyd | into it and watch it wheeeeeeeel into the brunette's trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | Clash of the metal beasts!
Floyd |
Floyd | For a second it occurs to you that her trolley, with its greater load,
Floyd | might win--but as the trolleys smack together with a steely
Floyd | tink you know you've won. A smile emerges as her trolley tips,
Floyd | rocks and then falls to its side. Your trolley stands above it,
Floyd | shaking from the contact, but still upright.
Floyd |
Floyd | She turns, shocked by your disruption of her domestic tranquillity.
Floyd | You grin, turn and walk to the exit. No-one makes to follow you. This
Floyd | surprises you, but perhaps they're learning--no matter how many times
Floyd | they lock you up they can't keep a good boy down.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              One more story over. But there are others...
Doug says (to Taleslinger), "assuming you meant to say that on this channel, I've seen that spelling a few times. e.g. Clare Malone from the 538 podcast"
Taleslinger says, "I did"
Peregrine says, "Yaaayy"
Doug says, "if only we had a video database to search for more info about Clare"
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Jacqueline asks, "Wait, is her name Clare too?"
Peregrine says, "trolley mayhem"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "punch gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUNCH GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | The Gnocchi reminds you of Rome. Of Clare. All long in the past and a
Floyd | past not to be revisited. You punch the Gnocchi and push the trolley
Floyd | on its way, narrowly avoiding the brunette as you briskly move on to
Floyd | the next aisle and the next..
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Jacqueline says, "Man. This... this is really from another time."
Genevieve says, "Meaning no disrespect to the author of this game, but I'd take So Far over it any day. :-) This is just... strange."
Doug says, "I haven't played Her Story but Wikipedia says she's named Hannah"
Jacqueline says, "Ah, right."
Peregrine asks, "Punching gnocchi?"
Jacqueline says (to Doug), "You should play it. It's good."
Doug says, "Wikipedia also says it's out on Android now so perhaps I should play it finally."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit woman with gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT WOMAN WITH GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up a packet of the gnocchi and watch it trail through the
Floyd | air, bouncing awkwardly off the brunette. Caught unawares, she drops
Floyd | the jar she is holding which shatters on the floor, leaving a puddle
Floyd | of grainy red. She stares, red-faced, in disbelief. You hear the soft
Floyd | crunch of leather boots behind you and turn to face a middle-aged
Floyd | security guard. You feint to the left then run to the right, out of
Floyd | the exit and to your car. As you pull away with a badly clutched roar,
Floyd | you shout out of the window "She had it coming--bitch!"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Peregrine dies laughing.
Doug says, "it was pc/mac/ios only last I checked"
Genevieve exclaims, "ha!"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to throw), "sauce at woman"
Genevieve says, "oops"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "throw sauce at woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW SAUCE AT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Something about the way she stands pisses you off; she is so insolent.
Floyd | The gnocchi whispers in your ear, "Remember what happened last time?
Floyd | Prevention is always better than cure." You walk up and take a jar
Floyd | from the shelf. The brunette ignores you. You throw the jar.
Floyd |
Floyd | It glances off her with a glass-bone-skin sort of crack, and she falls
Floyd | to the floor limply. You look over her; sauce runs down her face. No;
Floyd | not just sauce--a thin stream of blood is entwined in the onion and
Floyd | tomato. You start to run towards the exit, but just before you get
Floyd | there you feel the air knocked out of you as a heavy thump knocks you
Floyd | from the side and you are tackled to the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | This time the judge rules in society's best interest rather than in
Floyd | yours.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |               A story finished. But there are others...
Peregrine says, "Eeeeagh."
Peregrine exclaims (at Genevieve), "Murder!"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stare at the Gnocchi and it opens up to you; years ago, a holiday
Floyd | to Rome (a romantic holiday). Two lovers (young)--yourself and Clare.
Floyd | Culture, food, sun. Then something happened. And Clare was
Floyd | gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You had thought it best not to remember but perhaps remembering is
Floyd | good.
Floyd |
Floyd | You forget the shopping and go home, to think.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Peregrine says, "Not as fun as the gratuitous violence."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Say something, dammit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember brunette"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER BRUNETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stare at the Gnocchi and it opens up to you; years ago, a holiday
Floyd | to Rome (a romantic holiday). Two lovers (young)--yourself and Clare.
Floyd | Culture, food, sun. Then something happened. And Clare was
Floyd | gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You had thought it best not to remember but perhaps remembering is
Floyd | good.
Floyd |
Floyd | You forget the shopping and go home, to think.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. But then...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "ask woman about name"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT NAME
Floyd |
Floyd | Tall, slim. Dark haired. You walk up to her and introduce yourself.
Floyd | Then you continue, "Now I'm at a disadvantage--you know my name, but I
Floyd | don't know yours..." She smiles, "I'm Clare" (she doesn't say whether
Floyd | it's with an 'i' or not, we'll just assume). In a whipcrack chain of
Floyd | rather bizarre events, you end up in the supermarket cafe surrounded
Floyd | by a pile of shopping bags. You sit across the tiny table from each
Floyd | other, sipping on your coffee and chatting. Even more bizarre is the
Floyd | fact that you get on. Fabulously.
Floyd |
Floyd | She leaves her bags in her car, storing the frozen stuff in your
Floyd | freezer. In the morning you lend her a shirt... All these domestic
Floyd | touches can only bode well for the future.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Peregrine asks, "Happy ending?"
Genevieve exclaims, "Aww, that was cool!"
Doug says, "whoa"
Jacqueline says, "Little does she know we considered murdering her."
Peregrine says, "har har har"
Peregrine says, "Seriously, I don't see how we get a happier ending than this."
Jacqueline says, "True."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUY MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd | Nope; Gnocchi is not on the list. You grab some macaroni and move on.
Floyd | The brunette glances up as you wheel by.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. But then...
Doug asks, "Is she the same Clare?"
Jacqueline says, "ha"
Peregrine says, "well, it's not always the same guy"
Jacqueline says (to Doug), "I don't think so. Just a really, really bizarre coincidence."
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "steal sauces"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STEAL SAUCES
Floyd |
Floyd | No. You don't want to steal anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Peregrine), "it's not? whoa"
Peregrine says, "Woot."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about Clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Excuse me." The brunette turns, gives you a nod. You explain,
Floyd | briefly, the story of you and Clare. Amazingly, she listens. When you
Floyd | finish you ask "Where did I go wrong?"
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks apologetic, "I'm sorry, I can't answer that. But it doesn't
Floyd | sound like anyone was to blame. Sometimes people just grow apart..."
Floyd | "Thanks." You walk away.
Floyd |
Floyd | That's the answer you were looking for. If only you had told her the
Floyd | real story.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "confess"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONFESS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "tell woman the real story"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN THE REAL STORY
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "tell woman about murder"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT MURDER
Floyd |
Floyd | You scurry up to the brunette. "Excuse me--I probably ought to tell
Floyd | you this, now rather than later", she looks confused and you continue,
Floyd | "but I am a murderer. All very complicated complicated stuff--but
Floyd | basically I killed my girlfriend (my lover) and well I am over it now
Floyd | so there is no problem there but like I said just thought I would
Floyd | say.."
Floyd |
Floyd | With that off your chest you continue on your shop.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. But then...
Doug says, "whoa"
Peregrine says, "That's what I thought."
Peregrine says, "That's the REAL story"
Genevieve says, "Nice! I wouldn't have thought of that."
Peregrine accepts the praise humbly.
Doug asks, "is that a spoiler?"
Peregrine says, "nope, I didn't know it'd work"
Peregrine says, "just a hunch"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember prego"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER PREGO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "buy prego"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUY PREGO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "tell woman about prego"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT PREGO
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remember what happened"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "tell woman about gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the gnocchi and walk over to the brunette. "Look...
Floyd | gnocchi!" She looks bemused, a little embarrassed. "We had gnocchi on
Floyd | our last night together." She smiles, blushing, and moves her trolley
Floyd | to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Perhaps you were too forward. Perhaps you missed your chance all those
Floyd | years ago. It is all so difficult.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Jacqueline says, "Golly."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "terrible pickup line"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember pregnancy"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER PREGNANCY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Peregrine), "hee"
Doug says (to Floyd), "impregnate"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IMPREGNATE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember baby"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER BABY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "kiss woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk briskly up to the brunette. As you lean over her she turns
Floyd | and gives a puzzled look. You force your mouth onto hers and reach out
Floyd | hotly for her. She pushes you off--you slip to the floor and she runs
Floyd | to the checkouts. A bulky security man pulls you to your feet and
Floyd | escorts you from the store.
Floyd |
Floyd | Falling to the pavement outside, you stop yourself with outstretched
Floyd | hand, landing near a dirty puddle left by the recent rain. Your old
Floyd | old face stares up at you--how long was it since you kissed those
Floyd | lips? How long since you kissed? Too long? Too late.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Jacqueline says, "I'm glad we're playing this, particularly as I just realized I have to be somewhere in half an hour."
Peregrine exclaims, "no puzzles!"
Jacqueline says, "But I also am embarrassed that I'd never actually played this."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "Neither have I."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss security"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS SECURITY
Floyd |
Floyd | You saw them when you came in, but you can't see any around right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "now you've played it more than you've played any game"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb shelves"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | You stare at the Gnocchi. You remember the Trevi Fountain in Rome. How
Floyd | you and Clare sat and bathed your feet in it on the first day. And how
Floyd | you would continually lose yourselves trying to find some other
Floyd | monument, only to turn a corner and be back at the fountain
Floyd | again.
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the day after Clare had gone, you returned to the
Floyd | fountain. Drunk, you climbed the fountain and screamed. The police
Floyd | pulled you down and sobered you up.
Floyd |
Floyd | Grabbing onto the shelves you hitch yourself up, setting off a
Floyd | mini-avalanche of pasta. Upon reaching the top of the shelves you can
Floyd | see the whole store. People stare at you. They think it's you
Floyd | that is mad. Fuckers.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    A story finished. Then again...
Genevieve says, "I have to confess it's sort of grown on me, so I'm glad, too."
Peregrine says, "What's nice is the spirit of anarchy, the feeling that at this point you can do pretty much whatever comes to mind without restraint"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push space"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember murder"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER MURDER
Floyd |
Floyd | The one thing you didn't want to remember. A bloody smile
Floyd | drawn across the aisle, Gnocchi for teeth--punch them all out--A red,
Floyd | red smile--brighter than any lipstick--but wait--she speaks. No; she
Floyd | does not. The smile drips, runs into the carpet and blushes into a
Floyd | crimson flower. Purple bruises. Colourful scene don't you think? Of
Floyd | course it's all in the past now. And they said you were over it.
Floyd |
Floyd | A bright red smile opens and devours you whole. Everything goes black.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   One more story over. Then again...
Jacqueline says, "Which was particularly embarrassing a few years ago when I was at the London IF meetup and one turn games came up and I didn't realize that one of the people in the group talking about it *was* Sam Barlow and I made some silly comment that made it clear I didn't realize and there was awkward laughter and that's how I met Sam Barlow."
Doug says, "ew"
DavidW says, "wow. I never saw that response."
Doug says, "I meant ew to that response, not to Jacq's meet cute"
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I figured."
Jacqueline says, "And wow, this is so much darker than I originally thought, and I originally thought it was somewhat dark and mopey. Little did I know."
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember carpet"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER CARPET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | Sing a sad song... You start off singing softly to yourself; what must
Floyd | appear to be but a mumble to the other shoppers. But then you slowly
Floyd | get louder and louder until everyone in the shop is glancing nervously
Floyd | at you. It seems the more you sing the more uncomfortable everyone
Floyd | gets. You stop, chuckle. Then continue with your shopping; the aisles
Floyd | seem more empty somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Doug says, "I met Sam Barlow at a gathering at Jim Munroe's house after a different WordPlay. I think I knew who he was beforehand though"
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember smile"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember smile"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER SMILE
Floyd |
Floyd | The one thing you didn't want to remember. A bloody smile
Floyd | drawn across the aisle, Gnocchi for teeth--punch them all out--A red,
Floyd | red smile--brighter than any lipstick--but wait--she speaks. No; she
Floyd | does not. The smile drips, runs into the carpet and blushes into a
Floyd | crimson flower. Purple bruises. Colourful scene don't you think? Of
Floyd | course it's all in the past now. And they said you were over it.
Floyd |
Floyd | A bright red smile opens and devours you whole. Everything goes black.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Roger says, "AAAAAVVEEEEEE MAAARIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAaaaaaaa"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Peregrine says, "snort"
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "laugh"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LAUGH
Floyd |
Floyd | You allow yourself a laugh--memories of holiday float up and tickle
Floyd | your cheeks. The two guitarists singing in pigeon-English by your
Floyd | table as you finished off your gnocchi. Clare thought they were quite
Floyd | good. But, for you, they were too close to embarrassing. And the
Floyd | bric-a-brac sellers with their lighters (naked statues--you push the
Floyd | nipple to light up) and brass colloseums. Not like in the films,
Floyd | really--but then real romance often isn't, right? I mean, there was
Floyd | the evening when you ate on the street where they filmed the Dolce
Floyd | Vita. You spent the meal being distracted by a beggar who was doing a
Floyd | mime-swim across the pavement. Real romance makes you laugh.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
zarf says, "I met him at Indiecade a couple of years ago"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "kill trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | You look into the trolley; meals for one, toiletries for
Floyd | one--everything for one. You kick out at the trolley and push
Floyd | it to the side. Turning on a heel you head out into the night.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
zarf says, "also Cat Manning. Who is much shorter."
Peregrine exclaims, "Death to Trolleys! Death!"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I was kind of hoping for crazed, maniacal laughter a second ago. Darn"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get in my trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET IN MY TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | Remember when you would sit in the front of the trolley and your mum
Floyd | would push you around. You'd drag bright packages off the shelves and
Floyd | cause havoc. But she still loved you. You didn't even do anything
Floyd | wrong with Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb into the trolley and sit down, your shopping crunching
Floyd | beneath you. You push off against the shelves and roll a little way.
Floyd | But then the trolley shakes and turns onto its side. The shopping
Floyd | falls over you and fuck your leg really hurts. You stumble to
Floyd | your feet and curse, limping out of the store into the night.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. And yet...
Genevieve laughs.
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "put woman in trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WOMAN IN TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | You need to be holding the brunette before you can put her into
Floyd | something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, ""pigeon-English"? kind of ironic to misspell "pidgin""
Genevieve says (to floyd), "seduce woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEDUCE WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "take woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk briskly up to the brunette. As you lean over her she turns
Floyd | and gives a puzzled look. You force your mouth onto hers and reach out
Floyd | hotly for her. She pushes you off--you slip to the floor and she runs
Floyd | to the checkouts. A bulky security man pulls you to your feet and
Floyd | escorts you from the store.
Floyd |
Floyd | Falling to the pavement outside, you stop yourself with outstretched
Floyd | hand, landing near a dirty puddle left by the recent rain. Your old
Floyd | old face stares up at you--how long was it since you kissed those
Floyd | lips? How long since you kissed? Too long? Too late.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   One more story over. Then again...
Peregrine says, "not in that sense of the word, you fool"
Jacqueline says, "Escorts you from the store. After you assaulted someone. Nice."
Genevieve exclaims, "Haha!"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "kill macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe if you had ordered macaroni rather than gnocchi on that last
Floyd | night she wouldn't have left you. But you couldn't have helped that,
Floyd | really. I mean, you don't even like macaroni. So it's not your fault.
Floyd | If you don't like macaroni she couldn't have expected you to order it.
Floyd | So who's fault is it? Not hers--you both agreed it was no one's fault;
Floyd | people fall out of love. No, not anyone's fault. Something's fault.
Floyd | Pasta. How stupid does that sound? The macaroni's fault.
Floyd | Stupid but true.
Floyd |
Floyd | You rake a shelf of the bags onto the floor; long packets of
Floyd | spaghetti, small papery bags of macaroni, big sacks of penne. As they
Floyd | hit the floor you stamp. The bags split like bruised fruit and
Floyd | spill their contents across the floor. The shells hop and skid as you
Floyd | crack and squash them under your feet. The brunette turns, a worried
Floyd | glance back, and then scurries on. You kick a few stray bows after
Floyd | her, scattering nearby twirls.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inevitably the guards appear. You let them take you, explaining that
Floyd | you aren't mad--you can imagine a lot of men in your position would
Floyd | be, but you are quite sane. You've never done this kind of thing
Floyd | before. You really are sorry. You'll pay for the cost, and the mess.
Floyd | If it helps you'll apologise to the brunette. Wait... they're not
Floyd | listening.
Floyd |
Floyd | You end up speaking to a balding man who is really very
Floyd | intellectual--you know the sort--and he agrees, you are very sane. He
Floyd | agrees, love is a dangerous thing. It burns just as many as it warms.
Floyd | He agrees. Tired of his stating the obvious, you stop listening.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. And yet...
Doug says (to Floyd), "jump"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Jacqueline says, "WHOA"
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Staring at the gnocchi you feel a memory slowly, awkwardly, awfully
Floyd | rise to the surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | --The scooter driver looks surprised. You grab for Clare and jump to
Floyd | the side--bounce across the road, scrape your head--
Floyd |
Floyd | Scuffed and light headed you open your eyes... your hands are
Floyd | empty--Clare is a few metres away, lying awkwardly. Splattered with a
Floyd | thin red liquid, reflecting the scooter's bright red paintwork.
Floyd |
Floyd | The scooter skids--you jump. You are in the supermarket. Your hands
Floyd | are empty, sweaty.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. Then again...
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "kill macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe if you had ordered macaroni rather than gnocchi on that last
Floyd | night she wouldn't have left you. But you couldn't have helped that,
Floyd | really. I mean, you don't even like macaroni. So it's not your fault.
Floyd | If you don't like macaroni she couldn't have expected you to order it.
Floyd | So who's fault is it? Not hers--you both agreed it was no one's fault;
Floyd | people fall out of love. No, not anyone's fault. Something's fault.
Floyd | Pasta. How stupid does that sound? The macaroni's fault.
Floyd | Stupid but true.
Floyd |
Floyd | You rake a shelf of the bags onto the floor; long packets of
Floyd | spaghetti, small papery bags of macaroni, big sacks of penne. As they
Floyd | hit the floor you stamp. The bags split like bruised fruit and
Floyd | spill their contents across the floor. The shells hop and skid as you
Floyd | crack and squash them under your feet. The brunette turns, a worried
Floyd | glance back, and then scurries on. You kick a few stray bows after
Floyd | her, scattering nearby twirls.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inevitably the guards appear. You let them take you, explaining that
Floyd | you aren't mad--you can imagine a lot of men in your position would
Floyd | be, but you are quite sane. You've never done this kind of thing
Floyd | before. You really are sorry. You'll pay for the cost, and the mess.
Floyd | If it helps you'll apologise to the brunette. Wait... they're not
Floyd | listening.
Floyd |
Floyd | You end up speaking to a balding man who is really very
Floyd | intellectual--you know the sort--and he agrees, you are very sane. He
Floyd | agrees, love is a dangerous thing. It burns just as many as it warms.
Floyd | He agrees. Tired of his stating the obvious, you stop listening.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story over. But there are others...
Peregrine says, "that was a text dump"
Genevieve says, "Now who couldn't like macaroni? No wonder he's insane. :-P"
Jacqueline says, "I am now wondering if there are 69,105 pieces of macaroni."
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Say something, dammit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "count macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COUNT MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger goes to commerical.
Taleslinger has disconnected. Peregrine says, "pah"
Jacqueline says, "Darn"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search pasta"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PASTA
Floyd |
Floyd | There won't be much to find there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "call it macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL IT MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to call the macaroni.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search her trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH HER TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You glance over at the brunette's trolley. It is almost full--a
Floyd | cursory survey shows it to be mostly full of fresh produce and healthy
Floyd | food. The quantities suggest to you that, like yourself, she is
Floyd | cooking for one. Her choices though, seem to show a genuine love of
Floyd | food. Eating for her is not a burden. You almost feel humbled as you
Floyd | continue filling your trolley with the kind of easy, dull food that
Floyd | you have become accustomed to.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "search woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You stare at the woman. She is about your height, maybe even a little
Floyd | taller. And beautiful too, with superb hair. Strange; you haven't
Floyd | thought that about a woman for a while. Not since Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You continue to stare at her. You wonder if she is called Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then she moves on to the next aisle. You grab a bag of
Floyd | pasta--penne--and carry on with your shopping.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              One more story over. But there are others...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "call clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You lean round the end of the aisle, "Clare?" Again, louder: "Clare?"
Floyd | She walks into the aisle, "Yeah?" You take her hand and walk her along
Floyd | to the gnocchi, "Look, gnocchi, like in Rome--I've never seen it in
Floyd | the shops before." She picks up a packet and drops it in the trolley.
Floyd | "Get some for tea then?" she offers, pecking you on the lips.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have some for tea and it's like Rome, except: it's colder, you
Floyd | have work tomorrow and you're even more in love than you were
Floyd | then.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Doug says, "whoa"
Peregrine says, "I was wrong. A happier ending does exist."
Peregrine says, "well done Doug"
DavidW says, "Clare exists and doesn't exist in superimposition."
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "find clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIND CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot round the corner of the aisle. Sure enough there she is,
Floyd | looking through the magazines. You pull up behind her and slide and
Floyd | arm round her waist. She laughs, "Get off! We're in public." You pull
Floyd | out a packet of gnocchi from behind your back, "Look what I found."
Floyd | She smiles, "Gnocchi? Like in Rome. How sweet!" Then she starts to
Floyd | walk off, "Come on, we've got to be out at eight and we've still all
Floyd | the shopping to get done, and tea to cook!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the trolley and catch up with her.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Peregrine says, "it's a quantum game"
Genevieve says, "Nice going, Doug."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clare about tea"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK CLARE ABOUT TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "leave clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LEAVE CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit shelves"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Shelves. Like little prisons. Tempting you with their goods.
Floyd | Bastard shelves. You grab hold of a shelf and pull it off the
Floyd | backboard, shedding its contents across the floor. You tug at the
Floyd | backboard itself and the whole unit falls down, crashing and spilling.
Floyd |
Floyd | Two security guards come running up the aisle and grab you, pushing
Floyd | your arm into your back.
Floyd |
Floyd | The police come and it's the usual cycle of recrimination, them
Floyd | telling you what is wrong with you. How do they know? They
Floyd | don't know what it was like.
Floyd |
Floyd | You miss another ten years.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Genevieve laughs.
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember prison"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER PRISON
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "A sensational career of crime."
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember jail"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER JAIL
Floyd |
Floyd | You look down the aisle and imagine it empty, smaller and with doors
Floyd | at either end.
Floyd |
Floyd | Remember the institution?
Floyd |
Floyd | They taught you to think differently. They told you that you had
Floyd | forgotten--but the red smile still haunts you. What they really made
Floyd | you forget was the guilt... that was what hurt the most. She made you
Floyd | feel guilty in her life and her death. But you forgot that.
Floyd |
Floyd | You'll never forget the smile; the smiles you gave her. Bloody lips
Floyd | all over her body.
Floyd |
Floyd | But that doesn't bother you, much... On with the shopping!
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Doug says, "oh!"
DavidW says, "oh geez"
Doug says (to Peregrine), "thanks"
Peregrine says, "no problem, doug"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Ugh, that's rather disturbing."
Doug says (to Floyd), "kill clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use 'all' in this game. Refer to individual items.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You've prayed before--to no avail. But again you drop to one knee and
Floyd | close your eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Please God. Please God. Please God. Please.."
Floyd |
Floyd | You stop--you know there is no point. You have sinned. You have been
Floyd | sinned against. It is too late. Best just go home and await judgement.
Floyd | Which you do.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |               A story finished. But there are others...
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "lick gnocchi" Jacqueline says, "Yes. This is indeed reall disturbing. Well done, Sam."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "lick gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LICK GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "And here I thought this game was well known for just the technique."
Doug says (to Floyd), "remove clothes"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE CLOTHES
Floyd |
Floyd | Now what she doesn't realise (and a lot of people don't realise this)
Floyd | is that you look bloody good for your age. Anyone can look good in a
Floyd | shirt and trousers. But you actually look good. Especially
Floyd | for your age. You pull your jumper over your head and throw it to the
Floyd | floor. A few tugs and your shirt crumples around your feet. You kick
Floyd | off your shoes and bend down to remove your socks. You look up to see
Floyd | the brunette, shocked and intrigued. With a deft flick your belt
Floyd | snakes out of the hooks on your trousers. Your trousers fall and you
Floyd | stand, pink and hairy in the middle of the aisle. The brunette puts a
Floyd | hand to her mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | You take a hand to your balls, cupping them and displaying your penis.
Floyd | "Pretty good, eh? For my age?" You perform a little twirl, "You
Floyd | wouldn't give up on this would you?" The squeak of shoes behind you
Floyd | makes you turn to see several security guards coming at you from the
Floyd | direction of the checkouts. You stand your ground. As the men circle
Floyd | you they grab you reluctantly, careful where to put their hands. One
Floyd | of them scoops your clothes up and forces you into your trousers.
Floyd | "Stupid old perv," offers the fattest of the guards, avoiding your
Floyd | eyes. They drag you to the front of the shop (the police are on the
Floyd | way, you are informed). As they take you past the queues at the
Floyd | checkout you turn to confront your audience, "You want some? You all
Floyd | do!" Catching a glimpse of your reflection in the automatic doors you
Floyd | smile--you'll never lose your smile.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Jacqueline says, "Oh of course."
Doug says, "I'm so sorry."
Peregrine says, "Striptease in IF? What a scandal."
Peregrine says, "Tut tut tut"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remove woman's clothes"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE WOMAN'S CLOTHES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve And that's... even more disturbing. Heh. Doug says, "she's already naked!"
Jacqueline says (to Doug), "Thanks. We're all even more scarred now."
Jacqueline says (to Doug), "ha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x markers"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MARKERS
Floyd |
Floyd | Each aisle has its marker, hanging above it on a long rail. You look
Floyd | at the sections; dairy, bread, meat, fish, sweets, alcohol,
Floyd | toiletries, frozen. Hard to decide which aisle you belong in. Before
Floyd | you met Clare you were meat. Raw, unfocused, a bit simple. With her
Floyd | you were promoted to a more civilised taste; sweets, alcohol. You were
Floyd | intoxicated, she was sweet. Meat was always wrapped in a puff pastry,
Floyd | or swamped in a pasta sauce. Never crude, raw, bloody... Now--well,
Floyd | now you're back to meat again. Except this time, you're frozen. If
Floyd | someone hit you hard enough you'd smash into hundreds of icy pieces.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                 A story finished. Not the only one...
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit me"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You look at the gnocchi--Looks the same as the gnocchi that you and
Floyd | Clare had the night before she left you. Rome; the most romantic city
Floyd | in the world and she left you there. Why? Who? Why? You ask
Floyd | yourself the questions with your fists. You tear out your hair and
Floyd | punch your face. You run out of the store and drive home.
Floyd |
Floyd | Later you lie in bed, questions tattooed across your body in
Floyd | bruises--no answers, just pain.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Peregrine says, "ouch"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember mother"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER MOTHER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember yourself..
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "uhh"
Peregrine asks, "I'm my mother? WTF happened in this family?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "call mother"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL MOTHER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyod), "kill me"
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember father"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER FATHER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember yourself..
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "kill me"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You look at the gnocchi--Looks the same as the gnocchi that you and
Floyd | Clare had the night before she left you. Rome; the most romantic city
Floyd | in the world and she left you there. Why? Who? Why? You ask
Floyd | yourself the questions with your fists. You tear out your hair and
Floyd | punch your face. You run out of the store and drive home.
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "phone mother"
Floyd | Later you lie in bed, questions tattooed across your body in
Floyd | bruises--no answers, just pain.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story over. But there are others...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "look up"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, that verb is not implemented.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Meh. Sorry. Was hoping I'd get a different response there."
Peregrine says, "No actual suicide allowed. Rule 23 of the Interactive Fiction Code of Conduct."
Doug says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing special about the ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "x floor"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing special about the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "punch ceiling"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUNCH CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "punch floor"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUNCH FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There seems little point in attacking that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "steal macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STEAL MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "whoa"
Peregrine asks, "no response?"
DavidW says, "oopsie"
Doug says (to Floyd), "steal gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STEAL GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | No. You don't want to steal anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "steal a kiss"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STEAL A KISS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "eat macaroni"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT MACARONI
Floyd |
Floyd | The pasta is a seething mass of off-white food. You tear at the
Floyd | plastic bags until the curls and tubes and twists and shells cascade
Floyd | onto the floor and into your hands. Scooping up a collection of
Floyd | different shapes you cram the pasta into your mouth. It is dry, it is
Floyd | hard. That's what your body is saying. But you learnt something a
Floyd | while back--that your body (your eyes, your hands, your
Floyd | heart) isn't always right. No, you've learnt to listen to
Floyd | your mind. And your minds says: soft, warm, slightly salty pasta.
Floyd | Tangy sauce. What a feast!
Floyd |
Floyd | They spoil your fun, they take you away--or so your body says. Your
Floyd | mind knows better; you're still in Rome eating pasta, drinking
Floyd | wine--everything is fine.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. And yet...
Peregrine says, "The PC is out of his mind."
Doug says, "what a feast!"
Genevieve says, "Um, yes."
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "throw gnocchi at woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW GNOCCHI AT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up a packet of the gnocchi and watch it trail through the
Floyd | air, bouncing awkwardly off the brunette. Caught unawares, she drops
Doug says, "the PC is out of *our* minds."
Floyd | the jar she is holding which shatters on the floor, leaving a puddle
Floyd | of grainy red. She stares, red-faced, in disbelief. You hear the soft
Floyd | crunch of leather boots behind you and turn to face a middle-aged
Floyd | security guard. You feint to the left then run to the right, out of
Floyd | the exit and to your car. As you pull away with a badly clutched roar,
Floyd | you shout out of the window "She had it coming--bitch!"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              One more story over. But there are others...
Peregrine says, "oops, already tried that"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "go to next aisle"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GO TO NEXT AISLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Nope--Gnocchi is not on the list. You push the trolley forwards,
Floyd | moving round the brunette and continue your shop.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "throw macaroni at woman" Doug says, "sorry"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "throw macaroni at woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW MACARONI AT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up a packet of the macaroni and watch it trail through the
Floyd | air, bouncing awkwardly off the brunette. Caught unawares, she drops
Floyd | the jar she is holding which shatters on the floor, leaving a puddle
Floyd | of grainy red. She stares, red-faced, in disbelief. You hear the soft
Floyd | crunch of leather boots behind you and turn to face a middle-aged
Floyd | security guard. You feint to the left then run to the right, out of
Floyd | the exit and to your car. As you pull away with a badly clutched roar,
Floyd | you shout out of the window "She had it coming--bitch!"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                 A story finished. Not the only one...
Doug says, "we need an auto-spacer"
Peregrine says, "No difference. Bah."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "show macaroni to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW MACARONI TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see the point of showing that to her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "show me to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW ME TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see the point of showing that to her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "throw trolley at woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW TROLLEY AT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley at the brunette)
Floyd | You pull the trolley back a few inches then run it forward, releasing
Floyd | your hands and watching it whirr towards the woman. She stands
Floyd | oblivious to the trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the last moment it curls to the left and impacts with the shelves,
Floyd | sliding into the women's calf. She lets out a yelp and jumps back,
Floyd | falling to the floor. Jars of sauce cascade down from the shelves,
Floyd | littering the aisle with glassy, red splotches.
Floyd |
Floyd | The woman gets to her feet, her hand going to her leg which is
Floyd | bleeding. Kind of reminds you of something, but you don't feel guilty!
Floyd | Uh-uh. You run out to the exit, dodging past the overweight security
Floyd | guard, and jump into your car. Hitting the gas you squeal out into the
Floyd | night, a faint remembrance sliding in through the window "Shame she
Floyd | had to bleed so much, but that's what happens when you take
Floyd | liberties.."
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Peregrine says, "I feel less and less sympathy for the PC."
Roger says, "the perfect crime"
Jacqueline says (to Roger), "heh"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read list"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ LIST
Floyd |
Floyd | (in your trolley)
Floyd | You discover nothing of interest in your trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Yeah, because there would have been no video surveillance at that time."
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "eat trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | I can't see why you would want to eat that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "eat woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't eat her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLY
Floyd |
Floyd | You cannot fly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWIM
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't swim here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "Okay, the PC may be a murderer but he's no cannibal. Phew."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "die"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIE
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
DavidW says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Floyd | > NO
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dance? You put a spring into your step and hop to the slow swing of
Floyd | the Muzak. You're in a surprisingly jovial mood... But you do stop
Floyd | yourself before you make a scene... Thinking back it was probably her,
Floyd | Clare, who made you care less what people think--I mean what is wrong
Floyd | with a little dance if you feel like it? That's one of the things
Floyd | you'll remember her for.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                     A story finished. But then...
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Didn't realize "die" would be synonymous with "quit"."
Peregrine says, "Okay, so 3 PCs so far. The happy one, the mad one and the murderous one."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "eat sauce"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT SAUCE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see why you would want to eat that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "eat trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | I can't see why you would want to eat that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "industrial stuff sucks heh"
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit me with trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT ME WITH TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | Yourself? That doesn't make sense.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit trolley with me"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT TROLLEY WITH ME
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley with yourself)
Floyd | Futile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "There's north and south."
Doug says, "also the slightly melancholy one"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | Nope--Gnocchi is not on the list. You push the trolley forwards,
Floyd | moving round the brunette and continue your shop.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story over. But there are others...
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit trolley with gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT TROLLEY WITH GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley with the gnocchi)
Floyd | Futile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Nope--Gnocchi is not on the list. You turn the trolley round and head
Floyd | back to the previous aisle. You're sure you forgot something?
Floyd |
Floyd | Whatever it was you can't remember and you scoot back to the pasta
Floyd | aisle. The brunette has gone and the aisle is empty. You grab some
Floyd | cheap pasta and carry on shopping.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "win"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, you can't win this story.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x shapes"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHAPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "ask woman about life"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT LIFE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "hit supermarket"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT SUPERMARKET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't take on the whole shop, try being more specific.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "ask woman about death"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT DEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing you want to ask about that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk over to the sauces. You clear your throat.
Floyd |
Floyd |      Shit, how long has it been?
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin, "Hi. Hello?" She looks at you, then turns with an "Er. Hi,"
Floyd | hoping you will go away.
Floyd |
Floyd |      So hard, almost like a different species.
Floyd |
Floyd | You continue, "How are you?" Again she is dismissive, "Sorry, do I
Floyd | know you?"
Floyd |
Floyd |      Why start again now?
Floyd |
Floyd | "No. No. I just wondered--Oh never mind." You turn and walk back to
Floyd | your trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear her scurrying on to the next aisle and wait for her to get
Floyd | ahead before you continue. So long since you spoke to a woman. Since
Floyd | you spoke to anyone. You push the trolley on.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Peregrine says, "Will be off to bed soon."
Jacqueline says, "The scary part is, there are people like this out in the world."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake up"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE UP
Floyd |
Floyd | You are already fully awake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up a bag of gnocchi and turn it over. The doughy balls weigh
Floyd | heavily in your hands and tiredness seeps up your spine, casting a
Floyd | blanket over your brain. Your eyelids sink and your head lolls. It's
Floyd | time for sleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the grey dusk twilight between sleep and consciousness images float
Floyd | across your eyes; gnocchi, women, a woman, statues, a slow motion
Floyd | crash of flesh on scooter. Your head jumps with a start. The veil is
Floyd | lifted. You're hunched over your trolley in the supermarket aisle,
Floyd | your cheek hot where it has been resting on your arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | You really need to get some sleep but it's so hard to sleep with the
Floyd | dreams (the doctor said it would help to call them 'dreams' not
Floyd | 'nightmares').
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. And yet...
Jacqueline says (to Peregrine), "Yeah, I have to go in a second too."
Jacqueline says, "I'm really glad we played this."
Peregrine says, "Me too. Thanks guys"
Peregrine says, "and girls"
Genevieve says, "It was pretty fun, I must say."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push pasta"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH PASTA
Floyd |
Floyd | You are unable to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get in her trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET IN HER TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You run up alongside the brunette and leap onto the trolley. She jumps
Floyd | into the shelves, shocked. The trolley skids, spinning round and out
Floyd | of the aisle. As it turns, the wheels lock and it turns onto its side,
Floyd | pulling you over with it. You hit the floor with a jolt, pain shooting
Floyd | up your elbow.
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb to your feet, the brunette running over to you. Her shock
Floyd | has turned to anger and she looks at you, red faced, and with piercing
Floyd | eyes--"What the hell were you doing?" She raises a hand and you block
Floyd | as she slaps at you. With your hands above your head, you are chased
Floyd | out of the supermarket by the angry stranger.
Floyd |
Floyd | Once you are outside she withdraws back into the warmth, a few choice
Floyd | phrases fired out as she goes. You cower for a while then trudge over
Floyd | to your car. As you are pulling out onto the main road a couple of
Floyd | security guards come running up to you. You leave them standing on the
Floyd | pavement as you pull out quickly and speed off into the night.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    A story finished. Then again...
Peregrine says, "Nutter."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Say something, dammit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "take her trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HER TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You jog up to the trolley and grab onto it with a hand. Putting a foot
Floyd | on the back wheels you pull it over--the contents bounce across the
Floyd | aisle, the metal crash of the trolley resounding round the aisle--
Floyd |
Floyd | The brunette spins round, "Shit!" You give her a menacing glare--"You
Floyd | don't need all that food! Where you're going--" A crushing blow from
Floyd | behind knocks the words out of your mouth. You fall to the floor,
Floyd | landing sharply on the contents of the brunette's trolley. A man
Floyd | stands over you. He has an arm round the woman, "You alright, Kate?"
Floyd | She nods.
Floyd |
Floyd | The man offers you a hand and pulls you up. When you are on your feet
Floyd | he releases your hand and steps back. Before you get a chance to
Floyd | dodge, his fist smacks into your face--
Floyd |
Floyd | Under the advice of a lawyer you decide not to prosecute; apparently
Floyd | it might require you to undergo another psychiatric evaluation.
Floyd | Probably best--just let it go.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember statues"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER STATUES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember statue"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember scooter"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER SCOOTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The accident. You had joked about the traffic, over the previous days.
Floyd | There is something about scooters and Italians that is comical. But
Floyd | the thin veneer of blood soon takes that away. You can't remember much
Floyd | more than the skid, the collision and the shock. Friends and relatives
Floyd | organised everything--getting the body flown over, the police, the
Floyd | papers, etc. Gave you room to grieve. But you'll always remember the
Floyd | way the scooter flicked her into the air as if she were a feather. And
Floyd | the way she fell as if she were lead.
Floyd |
Floyd | Shopping doesn't seem so important--well, still as important, just not
Floyd | as easy.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Jacqueline says, "Aha."
Genevieve exclaims, "Oooh, that was cool!"
Jacqueline says, "So I just realized a very obvious thing that I think we all missed."
Peregrine says, "OK, four PCs: mad, sad, happy, and murderous"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "tell woman about accident"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT ACCIDENT
Floyd |
Floyd | The brunette looks confused when you start talking, but you continue,
Floyd | "Please hear me out. I need to tell someone." She shifts uneasily on
Floyd | her feet. You go on, "See the gnocchi over there," you point to the
Floyd | pasta shelves, "it's triggered some nasty memories. I can't keep them
Floyd | to myself. The story goes like this: young lovers, very much in love,
Floyd | go to Rome for a summer holiday. On the last night they have a
Floyd | candlelit meal besides the Pantheon. Gnocchi was the second course.
Floyd | The next day a scooter hits Clare--she was one of the lovers--and
Floyd | takes all the life out of her." Her eyes flick to the floor, "I'm so
Floyd | sorry." You smile, "No one's fault. That's what it means,
Floyd | 'accident'--no one's fault. Not so bad really, thanks. Bye." You
Floyd | stroll back to your trolley, sorry that you had to include someone
Floyd | else--selfish really, but you doubt she was really listening. Probably
Floyd | thought you were some kind of crackpot.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Doug says, "murder, accident, still alive"
Peregrine says, "yep"
Genevieve says, "Wow, okay, that is really neat. The game really does have multiple storylines."
DavidW says, "yes"
Peregrine says, "Reeeeality beeends"
Jacqueline says, "I'm not sure it's multiple storylines."
Jacqueline says, "Just sayin'"
Peregrine asks, "?"
Jacqueline says, "And crud, now I do have to go. I will read the recap later since I think you all will find more if you keep playing."
Genevieve says, "Or maybe, to avoid guilt, the PC remembers the murder as a scooter accident."
Peregrine says, "intriguing"
Doug asks (of Jacqueline), "wait, what were you about to tell us?"
Jacqueline says (to Peregrine), "I think it's one story with multiple realities in this man's mind."
Jacqueline asks (of Doug), "The realization?"
Peregrine says, "ah, Lost Highway"
Doug says, "yeah"
Jacqueline says, "That the woman in the market is not called Clare. We just projected Clare onto Kate."
Doug says, "...Clare was the name of his sled!"
Jacqueline says, "And that we probably never took her home."
Jacqueline says, "We just imagined it. Because Kate clearly has a guy."
Genevieve nods.
Peregrine says, "this is exactly like Lost Highway, then"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask woman about husband"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT HUSBAND
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I mean, not that people don't cheat on their partners, but she has a guy *with* her, here in the market."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about kate"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT KATE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "ask kate about kate"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK KATE ABOUT KATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "x kate"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask woman about single"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT SINGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember kate"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER KATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "date woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DATE WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "kiss kate"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS KATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "propose to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PROPOSE TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You're tired of playing around with girls, getting tired of casual
Floyd | sex. Maybe time to settle down?
Floyd |
Floyd | You were going to settle down all that time ago (four years now?) with
Floyd | Clare. Even had the ring. So the key this time is to be careful who
Floyd | you choose--and anyway, last time you were too young. Now you have
Floyd | experience on your side.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've always thought that there is no point putting in unnecessary
Floyd | effort, and right in front of you is a beautiful woman--mature,
Floyd | sophisticated and intelligent. Leaving the gnocchi you walk over and
Floyd | drop to a knee. "Will you marry me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks down, laughing, "What?". You repeat yourself, "Marry me."
Floyd |
Floyd | Now she looks confused, "Get away!" Again you repeat "Marry me."
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks less amused now, "Piss off."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not stubborn and you know when you're beat. So you stand up and
Floyd | walk back towards your trolley. You spend about twenty minutes
Floyd | finishing the shopping and wheel up to the checkout. The woman at the
Floyd | checkout beeps all the goods through. She looks up with a smile and
Floyd | asks whether you have a store card. In response you drop to a knee
Floyd | (your face almost disappearing behind the sill of the counter) "Will
Floyd | you marry me?"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |               A story finished. But there are others...
Doug says (to Floyd), "x man" Peregrine says, "hahahahahaha"
Doug says, "nice"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "flirt with woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLIRT WITH WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "kiss ring"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS RING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "dance with woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE WITH WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The Muzak informing your movements you waltz on over to the brunette,
Floyd | your hips rocking to the soulful sounds... As you approach you allow
Floyd | your legs to pick out a jaunty rhythm from the music and strut. "Fancy
Floyd | a dance?" sounds like a reasonable question as it leaves your lips.
Floyd | But from the look on her face you'd have thought you asked for
Floyd | something a lot more, well, naughty. She furrows her brow, "I'm
Floyd | sorry?" You wiggle your hips, "Come on--a dance? Shake your bones--"
Floyd |
Floyd | Whoops. That doesn't mean to dance does it? I think you just alluded
Floyd | to the naughtiness you didn't intend... perhaps that was your
Floyd | intention all along... and she saw through you. Damn. Why do women
Floyd | always get that five minutes head start on you? You grab her hand and
Floyd | with a goodbye kiss to her knuckles you depart, "Ciao!"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. And yet...
Peregrine says, "hee"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "buy alcohol"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUY ALCOHOL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "greet woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GREET WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "wave"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAVE
Floyd |
Floyd | (at the brunette)
Floyd | If she would come over then you could chat and get to know each
Floyd | other--hey come over, baby. You wave enthusiastically. She doesn't
Floyd | acknowledge your wave; either she hasn't seen you or she doesn't want
Floyd | to see you. More waving, this time with both hands. "Hey! Over here!"
Floyd | Now she must be ignoring you, and she's doing a damn good job
Floyd | of it. One last, desperate wave... no, she's gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've been here before, haven't you?
Floyd |
Floyd | A cool breeze whips droplets up off the waves and wets the air. The
Floyd | river Tiber. You had assumed that the Tiber would be to Rome what the
Floyd | Seine was Paris; the perfect place for a romantic stroll. The reality
Floyd | is a grafitti'd, dirty stink. A green, thick streak through the city.
Floyd | The evening was going badly as it was, after the argument at the
Floyd | restaurant, and this fetid river has only made it worse. Clare is
Floyd | walking ahead of you, defiant strides putting distance between you.
Floyd | You wave, "Come back....wait..."
Floyd |
Floyd | One last, desparate wave... no, she's gone.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Peregrine says, "clue clue clue"
Peregrine pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about reality"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT REALITY
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember tiber"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER TIBER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "remember river"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER RIVER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "This happened all before, in the days before I bought a dictionary"
Peregrine says, "alright, am off"
Peregrine says, "goodnight muddites"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about Tiber"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT TIBER
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | You pause, the gnocchi still in your view. Rome. Rome. "When in
Floyd | Rome..." Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | You slowly let an image form in your mind; the metro, busy--packed
Floyd | with Italians and heat. Sweaty, close heat. And her hand in
Floyd | yours--hot, sweaty and easy to hold. The train slows,
Floyd |
Floyd | "Termini. Termini."
Floyd |
Floyd | Termini station; the end of the line. The train slowly pulls into the
Floyd | station.
Floyd |
Floyd | You slowly begin to push your trolley to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    A story finished. Then again...
Peregrine waves goodbye. And goodnight.
Peregrine says, "Termini for me, friends. Zzzzzz."
Peregrine exclaims, "Take care!"
Genevieve says, "Take care, Peregrine. Have a good one."
DavidW says, "bye Peregrine"
Peregrine says, "bye bye"
Peregrine hops into the DeLorean and heads off to the future.
zarf has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Genevieve says, "Well, at first I thought this game would go nowhere, but I don't mind admitting I was totally wrong. It's actually quite fascinating."
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember claire"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER CLAIRE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember claret"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER CLARET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "no I in Clare."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember Rome"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER ROME
Floyd |
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the Gnocchi and stare at the illustration of Piazza
Floyd | Venezia on its packet. You remember; sun, heat, food, pasta, sauces,
Floyd | wine, love, ancient, modern, Italians, Americans, love. And ultimately
Floyd | pain. A pain you had thought you had forgotten. But like a cancer
Floyd | returning to wreak havoc again, the pain resurfaces and tears through
Floyd | the thin barriers you had erected. Tears flow. Memories; guilt. And
Floyd | finally acceptance. You live with it.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
Doug says (to DavidW), "yeah, I was wondering if it would notice"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about Rome"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT ROME
Floyd |
Floyd | You draw your trolley alongside the brunette. Clearing your throat,
Floyd | you introduce yourself. She asks what you want. "Sorry, yeah, I just
Floyd | wanted to know. Have you ever been to Rome?" She thinks, "No. I've
Floyd | never been to Italy. My husband suggested Rome, actually, for our
Floyd | holiday this year. What's this for--is it some consumer survey?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You chuckle. "Well, I'm a consumer and I'm asking a question. So
Floyd | maybe." She smiles, "Is that it?" You nod, "Yeah, that's it. Thanks."
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk back towards your trolley, "Oh, one more thing--don't go to
Floyd | Rome with your husband. Try Paris instead." Wish I had...
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about death"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT DEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing you want to ask about that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about suicide"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT SUICIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing you want to ask about that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "ask woman about husband"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT HUSBAND
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about friend"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT FRIEND
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "huh, different response"
Doug says (to Floyd), "x husband"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HUSBAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "You can probably remember death or suicide, then."
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember suicide"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER SUICIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of the door as you opened it, drawing against the wet floor.
Floyd | That is what you remember. Water is harmless. But what you don't
Floyd | remember: the bath, her body in the bath. The blood--the blood
Floyd | swirling with the water and lapping at your feet, how it was all so
Floyd | Clare--such a romantic idea of suicide, the bath overflowing as her
Floyd | life-blood left her. The way her head was lolling against the side of
Floyd | the bath, staring at you when you walked in. The porter had never seen
Floyd | anything like it before.
Floyd |
Floyd | Had she planned this all along--was the holiday a framing device for
Floyd | her carefully staged exit? Or did something click whilst on the
Floyd | holiday? There were no signs. You've told everyone that. There were
Floyd | no signs. She was perfectly happy. Perfectly happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | And now, it's all so long ago, and you're perfectly happy too.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   One more story over. Then again...
Genevieve says, "Holy shit! 'Scuse my language."
Genevieve says, "Another reality."
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember wedding"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER WEDDING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember kiss"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER KISS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember happiness"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER HAPPINESS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "phone home"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHONE HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "show photo to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW PHOTO TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry. You can't use your possessions directly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve E.T., phone home!
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember paris"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER PARIS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug asks, "whoa, why does it think happiness is a 'that' and paris is a 'her'?"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember truth"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER TRUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I don't know."
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember happiness"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER HAPPINESS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "oh, maybe it got stuck after we referred to 'woman'"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember reality"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER REALITY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember everything"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER EVERYTHING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use 'all' in this game. Refer to individual items.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "by the way, Her Story is on sale for $0.99 in the Google App Store"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "cry"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CRY
Floyd |
Floyd | Years of loneliness condense into the innocent, floury white buds of
Floyd | gnocchi. Your knees weaken and you drop to the floor, salty tears
Floyd | running in streams down your face and dripping off your chin.
Floyd |
Floyd | When the tears abate, you get to your feet. You've come to realise
Floyd | that there will always be tears.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "tell woman about suicide"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT SUICIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk up to the brunette, leaving your trolley adrift in the aisle.
Floyd | "Hi." She turns to look at you, a smile on her face. The smile drops
Floyd | as you recount the shock and the pain and how the thing you remember
Floyd | most was the noise as you opened the door and the blood and water
Floyd | lapped around your feet. Then you stop speaking and her expression
Floyd | turns from shock to pity. She puts and arm around you and says how
Floyd | sorry she is. But that's all she can do, and she leaves you.
Floyd |
Floyd | The brunette must have said something to someone because after a few
Floyd | minutes a small, kind-looking lady comes up and takes you to the
Floyd | supermarket cafe. She gives you a cup of tea and a small muffin. It's
Floyd | a nice gesture, but only reminds you of the breakfast you had minutes
Floyd | before you discovered Clare. The tea is warm, almost body-temperature.
Floyd | You sense that the staff are worrying now--the presence of a grown man
Floyd | crying in their cafe cannot be good for business. You go before they
Floyd | have to ask you.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Genevieve says, "Aww."
DavidW says, "yay muffin and tea lady"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "frotz gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FROTZ GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "plugh"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLUGH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "look under cart"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER CART
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | I don't think there will be anything special under your trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "look under her trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER HER TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think there will be anything special under the brunette's
Floyd | trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under shelves"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think there will be anything special under the shelves.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "go home"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go home"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GO HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the trolley round and head to the checkout. You unload onto
Floyd | the conveyor and the cheerful young girl in plain uniform blips
Floyd | everything through her scanner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A friendly young man packs everything into bags and you wheel them to
Floyd | your car. You unload into your boot and drive home. The roads are
Floyd | quiet.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. And yet...
DavidW says, "Least drama ending ever."
Genevieve says, "Heh."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman to come home with me"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN TO COME HOME WITH ME
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about home"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk up to the brunette with the question on your lips. But as you
Floyd | near her, the question seems to slip away, ducking out of sight. It
Floyd | had something to do with the home... The brunette turns round, sensing
Floyd | your presence, and makes eye contact. You blush and turn back quickly.
Floyd | With sweaty palms you grab a few bags of pasta and hurry on to the
Floyd | next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Genevieve says, "Wow, that was not the response I was expecting."
Doug asks, "...'the' home?"
DavidW says, "Looks like a generic 'ask woman about something' response."
Doug says, "oh"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember home"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see your home from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about institution"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT INSTITUTION
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing you want to ask about that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember the home"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER THE HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see your home from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember institution"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER INSTITUTION
Floyd |
Floyd | You look down the aisle and imagine it empty, smaller and with doors
Floyd | at either end.
Floyd |
Floyd | Remember the institution?
Floyd |
Floyd | They taught you to think differently. They told you that you had
Floyd | forgotten--but the red smile still haunts you. What they really made
Floyd | you forget was the guilt... that was what hurt the most. She made you
Floyd | feel guilty in her life and her death. But you forgot that.
Floyd |
Floyd | You'll never forget the smile; the smiles you gave her. Bloody lips
Floyd | all over her body.
Floyd |
Floyd | But that doesn't bother you, much... On with the shopping!
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   One more story over. Then again...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "tell woman about institution"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT INSTITUTION
Floyd |
Floyd | You scurry up to the brunette. "Excuse me--I probably ought to tell
Floyd | you this, now rather than later", she looks confused and you continue,
Floyd | "but I am a murderer. All very complicated complicated stuff--but
Floyd | basically I killed my girlfriend (my lover) and well I am over it now
Floyd | so there is no problem there but like I said just thought I would
Floyd | say.."
Floyd |
Floyd | With that off your chest you continue on your shop.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "same as murder"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell sauce"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SELL SAUCE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "buy woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUY WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She's not for sale.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "rent woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RENT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh dear"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "invite woman home"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > INVITE WOMAN HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | You leave your trolley and walk up to the brunette. She turns to you
Floyd | and you smile, "Come with me! I'll show you a good time. I promise.
Floyd | I'll buy you a meal, we can go on holiday! Just come with me." You put
Floyd | out your hand. She makes no move to take it. "Come on! Let's go. Come
Floyd | with me..." She's looking alarmed now and she starts to walk away.
Floyd |
Floyd | She didn't want to come with you? Well, at least you asked. No harm in
Floyd | trying.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story over. But there are others...
Genevieve cackles.
DavidW says, "huh. I'd never have guessed that command."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Say something, dammit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You stand and listen; just the sounds of a supermarket. Trolleys,
Floyd | packets, boxes, people shuffling. And the beep beep of cash
Floyd | registers.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've heard it all before, nothing to worry about. You continue with
Floyd | your shopping and drive home.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. But then...
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman to have gnocchi"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "sorry."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman to have gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN TO HAVE GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman for tea"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN FOR TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You draw alongside the woman and inhale. She is draped in a perfume
Floyd | that combines fruit, alcohol and spice. You let the scent fall slowly
Floyd | down your throat, and allow yourself to wonder what the rest of the
Floyd | brunette smells like.
Floyd |
Floyd | But you really aren't the type of person who could find out and so you
Floyd | trot back to your trolley and continue with your shop.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. Then again...
Doug says, "still creepy."
DavidW says, "oh my"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL
Floyd |
Floyd | You stand and draw in air through your nose. Cleanliness, suggestions
Floyd | of spice drifting in from somewhere. And a hint of perfume hanging in
Floyd | the air. Is the perfume with you? Is it a reminder of what was here? A
Floyd | taster for what is to come?
Floyd |
Floyd | Or is it just here to taunt, with its promises of intimacy and sex?
Floyd |
Floyd | You exhale and move on.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story over. But there are others...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell gnocchi"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to smell the gnocchi, but it is contained in its plastic bag
Floyd | and gives only an impression of chemicals. Dissapointing.
Floyd |
Floyd | You dismiss the gnocchi and carry on shopping.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "the proofreading is dissapointing"
Genevieve says, "I entirely agree."
Doug says (to Floyd), "listen to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She's not making much noise at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "touch woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, that verb is not implemented.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman to make noise"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN TO MAKE NOISE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "feel woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEEL WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, that verb is not implemented.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "good"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "touch woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, that verb is not implemented.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "sense"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SENSE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "think"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THINK
Floyd |
Floyd | You'll have to say what you want to think about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "think about dinner"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THINK ABOUT DINNER
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the meal like this: Clare sat opposite. It was warm but
Floyd | an evening breeze took the uncomfortable edge of the heat. You ordered
Floyd | and the food took a while to come. The wine made your face red. You
Floyd | walked back after the meal via the Spanish Steps. You sat amongst the
Floyd | crowds until the police moved you on so that they could wash the steps
Floyd | ready for the tourists in the morning. You strolled back to the hotel
Floyd | down backstreets, past the four fountain junction; a crossroads with
Floyd | fountains built into the houses on each corner. You knew from
Floyd | experience that the water in them was ice cold, even in the afternoon
Floyd | heat. You ran a finger through the water as you walked past and wiped
Floyd | it on your trousers before taking Clare's hand in yours. Which seems
Floyd | like a good place to end.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    A story finished. Then again...
Doug says, "whoa, different ending"
Genevieve says, "Nice."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "think about sex"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THINK ABOUT SEX
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "oh, that last line is random I guess."
Doug says (to Floyd), "think about tomorrow"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THINK ABOUT TOMORROW
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "think about yesterday"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THINK ABOUT YESTERDAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says, "I guess think is just a synonym for remember"
Doug says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ABOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, I cannot help you. For version and release information type
Floyd | "version" and for the author's statement, type "author".
Floyd | And for credit where credit is due, type "credits".
Floyd |
Floyd | Actually, there is help of a sort: I will upload a list of all actions
Floyd | anticipated by the game to ftp.gmd.de. But you should only look at
Floyd | them after you've got as much out of Aisle as you can yourself.
Floyd | Otherwise the point of the game will be rather lost.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "credits"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CREDITS
Floyd |
Floyd |                            - A I S L E -
Floyd |
Floyd |                         Dedicated to Clare *
Floyd |
Floyd |                       Written by:  Sam Barlow
Floyd |
Floyd | Thanks to Stephen Granade for his initial comments and ideas.
Floyd | Then a huge thanks to my testers, all superb men and women. They are:
Floyd | Markku Yli-Pentila, Joseph Fatula, Daphne
Floyd | Brinkerhoff, Nathan Segerlind, Bonnie Montgomery,
Floyd | Johanna Pink, Paul David Doherty, Ross Presser,
Floyd | Lutz van Hasselt and Will Jennings. I owe them a great
Floyd | debt of thanks for turning Aisle into what I had imagined it could be,
Floyd | rather than the pale imitation called the "beta-version". The
Floyd | Baudelaire quote is from James McGowan's translation of 'La Chevelure'
Floyd | in the Oxford University Press edition of The Flowers of Evil (points
Floyd | for spotting the less direct Baudelaire references). And any list of
Floyd | thanks wouldn't be complete without a big cheers to Graham
Floyd | Nelson for the Inform compiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | For bugs, suggestions, praise, criticism, etc. my current e-mail is
Floyd | (sam.barlow@talk21.com). If this doesn't work, your best bet is to
Floyd | look for my last rec.games.int-fiction posting.
Floyd |
Floyd | * Who is, in real life, alive and well.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "author"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > AUTHOR
Floyd |
Floyd | My competition game, "The City", has its Save and Restore verbs
Floyd | disabled. Many people disliked this feature. A response to this,
Floyd | Aisle, started out as a game which would not need the usual
Floyd | meta-verbs... i.e. a game with only one turn. The initial idea was:
Floyd | How do I make a game with only one turn interesting? Give it lots of
Floyd | endings--in fact there are many 'endings' and (hopefully) every
Floyd | sensible action results in an 'ending'. There is no winning action.
Floyd | There is however more going on than just this and the more endings you
Floyd | see the more things should become clear. Please try any action you
Floyd | think of, there are far more verbs, etc. than usual for a single scene
Floyd | in a piece of IF. If you're not sure what the game is about, read the
Floyd | frontispiece again--it should set you straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | Enjoy, Sam.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug asks, "did we get the Baudelaire quote?"
DavidW says, "That was probably a box quote not visible via Floyd."
Doug says, "oh"
Roger says, "'The smell of gnocchi is dissapointing.' -- Baudelaire"
Genevieve snerks.
Genevieve says (to floyd), "give gnocchi to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GNOCCHI TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoop a packet of gnocchi off the shelves and run over to the
Floyd | brunette. "Hi. Take this!", you chuck the gnocchi into her trolley.
Floyd | She squeaks, "What? Sorry, I don't want any, thanks." She takes it out
Floyd | and passes it back to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "No. No. Take it--" You put the gnocchi back in her
Floyd | trolley. She looks exasperated, "No, please--I don't want it. Thanks."
Floyd | Well, what can you say? You can take a horse to water, but you can't
Floyd | make it drink. You take the gnocchi and pad back to your trolley,
Floyd | shouting back "It tastes really nice--" You stop; she's gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You take the gnocchi for yourself and finish shopping. When you get
Floyd | back home (traffic is awful) you put on the hob and start boiling the
Floyd | water. You chuck the gnocchi into the pan and walk into the lounge.
Floyd | Flicking on the TV you sit down and start watching the news.
Floyd |
Floyd | You wake up, lips moist with dribble, and a numb arm where you slept
Floyd | on it. You jump up and run into the kitchen. Aw, shit. The pan has
Floyd | boiled dry, and the gnocchi is smoking. You sprint to the window and
Floyd | try to lift it open, but too late--the smoke alarm sounds:
Floyd | Beeeee-eeee-eeeee-eeee-eee-eeee.
Floyd |
Floyd | Later on you sit in the lounge again, a plate of burnt gnocchi in your
Floyd | lap. You stab a small fluffy (blackened) bud and swallow it.
Floyd | Yum. It tastes really nice.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. And yet...
Genevieve exclaims, "Haha!"
Doug says, "nice"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "give macaroni to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE MACARONI TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "I guess I got to cook the gnocchi after all in that one ending. Heh."
DavidW says, "The intro quote said: | You are about to read a story. Or rather, part of a story. You will be be asked to define the story by controlling one instant in the life of the man whose story it is. Your intervention will begin and end the story. But be warned; there are many stories and not all of the stories are about the same man."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "give sauce to woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE SAUCE TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab some bags of macaroni and walk over. You chuck them into the
Floyd | brunette's trolley. Then a few jars of sauce. She turns, her face a
Floyd | map of disbelief, "What are you doing?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't get it. You're just helping her with her shopping, "I was...
Floyd | just trying to help. Helping with your shopping..." She pushes you
Floyd | away, "Get off! Leave me alone!" You stand back, "Sorry..."
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk back to your trolley, "If you do need my help--just ask."
Floyd | God, next time you won't bother. What is it with people?
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
Doug says (to DavidW), "aha"
Doug says, "here's a list of all 136 actions that produce endings: [LINK]"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "dream"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DREAM
Floyd |
Floyd | Day dreaming. It's like that thing about the butterfly--you know, the
Floyd | man dreams about being a butterfly, but is he a man dreaming of being
Floyd | a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming about being a man dreaming about a
Floyd | butterfly? You spend some much time dreaming, more than not in fact.
Floyd | So, as I'm sure you realise, the fact that you are dreaming now is not
Floyd | strange. And what are you dreaming?
Floyd |
Floyd | You're in a supermarket and the girl turns round and it's Clare
Floyd | and you show her some gnocchi and then you eat it and live happily
Floyd | ever after.
Floyd |
Floyd | Pretty shit, yeah? But no-one said your dreams had to be works of art.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. Then again...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "version"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > VERSION
Floyd |
Floyd | AISLE
Floyd | An instant in the life of a man, by Sam Barlow.
Floyd | Revision 3 / Release 1 / Serial number 990528 / Inform v6.14 Library
Floyd | 6/8
Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 981213
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve, apparently having had enough of public life, disappears back to her Parisian retreat. Doug | E-mail me with any actions you feel ought to be in there but aren't.
Doug says, "I wonder if he added any..."
Doug says (to Floyd), "tell woman about illness"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT ILLNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | You slowly pad up to the brunette. She turns, you speak "Sorry to
Floyd | bother you, but I really need to speak to someone, right now." She
Floyd | looks empathetic and you continue, "A few years ago the love of my
Floyd | life, Clare was her name, she died very suddenly and in real pain. The
Floyd | thing is, well, she is out of her misery. But I'm not--we had gnocchi
Floyd | the night she died--", you point to the bags of gnocchi on the
Floyd | shelves, "and it's all coming back to me. I just need to talk---"
Floyd |
Floyd | She smiles a sad, caring smile, "Do you want a cup of tea, love?" She
Floyd | takes you to the cafe and you sit (you have cake as well as tea) and
Floyd | she lets you talk.
Floyd |
Floyd | When you finish you wish you had done that sooner. The pain is still
Floyd | there, but now you have some power over it.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. But then...
Genevieve arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about herself"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about herself"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT HERSELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You smile, flash your teeth, "How you doing?" The brunette turns,
Floyd | smiles politely, "Fine, thanks." She pauses, unsure as to whether she
Floyd | should turn back to shelves or maintain eye contact.
Floyd |
Floyd | You take the initiative, "Shopping for one?" She smiles, "Yes. You're
Floyd | quite forward aren't you?" You reflect her smile, "Yes. But no-one
Floyd | ever got anywhere hiding under a bushel, did they?" "So you're not one
Floyd | to hide under a bushel then?" "When it's required, sure--", you falter
Floyd | (think of something funny, sexy) and she steps in, "Look I've got to
Floyd | get my shopping finished now, but I can see you for a drink later?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You smile again, "Sure... you're being quite forward now--for
Floyd | all you know I could be a loon." She looks you up and down, "No. I
Floyd | don't think so."
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about her day"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT HER DAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You sidle on over.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You look tired." She glances over her shoulder, "Pardon?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry--didn't mean to be rude. I just thought you were looking
Floyd | tired--had a hard day?" She smiles, "I'd love to say no, but you're
Floyd | right--I've had a stinker of a day", again she smiles, "and now I'm
Floyd | being chatted up by a loon in the supermarket. When all I want to do
Floyd | is get home and put my feet up." You give a mock look of upset, "I'm
Floyd | no loon!.. Put your feet up you say? Well, four feet are better than
Floyd | two--"
Floyd |
Floyd | She interrupts, "I'm going to have to stop you there, Mr. Supermarket
Floyd | smooth. You're a nice guy--well I don't know, but you seem nice--so I
Floyd | don't want to disappoint you. I'm not into men so much, you know?" You
Floyd | shrug, "...I could watch?" She groans and rolls her eyes to the
Floyd | heavens. You turn, taking a coin from your pocket and tossing it. For
Floyd | every tail there's a head. It's just a matter of numbers, and yours
Floyd | will be up soon. Till then just keep on trying...
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story done. And yet...
Doug says, "fooled her!"
Doug says, "whoa"
Doug says, "I guess this Kate doesn't have a husband"
Genevieve says, "Doesn't look like it. Heh."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman if she's gay"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN IF SHE'S GAY
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman bout lesbian"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN BOUT LESBIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "remember illness"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER ILLNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the one thing you didn't want to remember. Your
Floyd | last meal with Clare. She was in bed, pasty white and crumbling. She
Floyd | wanted something nice for her last meal and so you got some
Floyd | special Gnocchi brought up by room service. But she couldn't eat it
Floyd | and she dribbled, and couldn't swallow. And she couldn't even cry--nor
Floyd | could you, you had to be brave. But you don't now. As the memory opens
Floyd | up, the lock in your tear canal slowly eases open and there is
Floyd | release.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about lesbian" DavidW says, "I'm now imagining a The Other Side of the Aisle where the player-character is the brunette."
Doug says (to DavidW), "ooh"
Genevieve says, "You should write that game, David."
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "woman, undress"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WOMAN, UNDRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | Tucking your toe under the hem of her dress, you flick it up. She
Floyd | spins round, clutching at her clothes, "Hey!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You back off, arms raised in an apologetic gesture, "Sorry. Sorry.
Floyd | Just thought you might like to slip into something a little more...
Floyd | comfortable?" She gives a look of incredulity, "What?" You move
Floyd | nearer, again, "Look--don't fret just get undressed. Come on
Floyd | slip out of that dress--what's wrong? You not got any underwear on?
Floyd | No, you have--I can see it now: Sexy black lingerie,
Floyd | clutching you tightly. Your bra only separated from your breasts by a
Floyd | layer of perspiration--" She slaps you, spitting "Jesus Christ. Go
Floyd | take a cold shower, get some fucking help!" as she strides off to the
Floyd | next aisle, leaving you giggling. Ha! She didn't guess. She didn't
Floyd | realise that is was you wearing the sexy black lingerie.
Floyd | The best Italian suspenders. Only the best next to your skin.
Floyd | Baby soft skin. Clapping your hands together you trot back to the
Floyd | trolley. Gnocchi for two? You'd like that wouldn't you Clare?
Floyd | I sure would, Clark. Sexy bitch!
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Genevieve exclaims, "Oh my Lord!"
Genevieve says, "I was /totally/ not expecting that one."
Doug says, "haha."
DavidW says, "oh dear"
DavidW says, "And we're Clark, now."
Doug says (to Genevieve), "you might have missed it when you got disconnected: here's a list of all 136 actions that produce endings: [LINK]"
Doug asks (of DavidW), "hah! or is that a typo for Clare?"
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "frown"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FROWN
Floyd |
Floyd | Your brow becomes furrowed, sporting a frown. You don't like it when
Floyd | you are forced to think about Rome, and more specifically Clare. She
Floyd | seems to be getting along with it--she's been with her new boyfriend
Floyd | for ages now (you can't stand him) and she seems fine talking to you.
Floyd | But you would much rather just, well, not keep in touch. It just keeps
Floyd | the wounds open...
Floyd |
Floyd | The frown follows you around for the rest of the shop (you feel sorry
Floyd | for the checkout girl--she gets a particularly severe look, no fault
Floyd | of her own) and spend the rest of the evening in a really dissatisfied
Floyd | mood.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    Another story over. But then...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember Clark"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER CLARK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't remember that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to ask), "woman about clark"
Genevieve exclaims, "argh sorry!"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about clark"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT CLARK
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "I'm tired and kind of out of it today. heh."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask woman about me"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks at you, "Sorry?" You blush, "Oh. Oh. Nothing." You quickly
Floyd | turn round and wheel your half-full trolley to the checkout. Then
Floyd | home.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |               A story finished. But there are others...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "call Clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You lean round the end of the aisle, "Clare?" Again, louder: "Clare?"
Floyd | She walks into the aisle, "Yeah?" You take her hand and walk her along
Floyd | to the gnocchi, "Look, gnocchi, like in Rome--I've never seen it in
Floyd | the shops before." She picks up a packet and drops it in the trolley.
Floyd | "Get some for tea then?" she offers, pecking you on the lips.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have some for tea and it's like Rome, except: it's colder, you
Floyd | have work tomorrow and you're even more in love than you were
Floyd | then.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. Then again...
Doug pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Doug says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You've prayed before--to no avail. But again you drop to one knee and
Floyd | close your eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Please God. Please God. Please God. Please.."
Floyd |
Floyd | You stop--you know there is no point. You have sinned. You have been
Floyd | sinned against. It is too late. Best just go home and await judgement.
Floyd | Which you do.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |               A story finished. But there are others...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "call security guard"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL SECURITY GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | "Help! Security!" A balding man in his forties, squeezed into a blue
Floyd | uniform appears at the bottom of the aisle. "Can I help you sir?" You
Floyd | run to him. Pull him close. Whisper in his ear: "You see that woman?"
Floyd | "Yes, sir" "She just raped me." "I don't quite understand sir?" "She
Floyd | is stealing all your food!" "Calm down sir, speak slowly" You raise
Floyd | your voice, "I will not be quiet! It's your job--stop her!" The guard
Floyd | pauses. You make a dash for the woman, "If you won't do your job, then
Floyd | I will--" He is too quick for you and hooks a foot around your leg.
Floyd | You crash to the floor and black out, the guard's words dragged with
Floyd | you into oblivion, "I think you ought to come with me, sir."
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    A story finished. Then again...
Genevieve laughs!
Roger says, "I don't think most of our supermarkets even have dedicated security guards"
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "empty trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EMPTY TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (your trolley)
Floyd | You look into the trolley; meals for one, toiletries for
Floyd | one--everything for one. You tip the trolley on to its side and
Floyd | it sheds its contents. A bottle smashes and wine spills onto the
Floyd | floor. The brunette hurries on nervously and you kick a can down the
Floyd | aisle. Then you leave into the night.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "empty woman's trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EMPTY WOMAN'S TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You jog up to the trolley and grab onto it with a hand. Putting a foot
Floyd | on the back wheels you pull it over--the contents bounce across the
Floyd | aisle, the metal crash of the trolley resounding round the aisle--
Floyd |
Floyd | The brunette spins round, "Shit!" You give her a menacing glare--"You
Floyd | don't need all that food! Where you're going--" A crushing blow from
Floyd | behind knocks the words out of your mouth. You fall to the floor,
Floyd | landing sharply on the contents of the brunette's trolley. A man
Floyd | stands over you. He has an arm round the woman, "You alright, Kate?"
Floyd | She nods.
Floyd |
Floyd | The man offers you a hand and pulls you up. When you are on your feet
Floyd | he releases your hand and steps back. Before you get a chance to
Floyd | dodge, his fist smacks into your face--
Floyd |
Floyd | Under the advice of a lawyer you decide not to prosecute; apparently
Floyd | it might require you to undergo another psychiatric evaluation.
Floyd | Probably best--just let it go.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. Then again...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "find Clare"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIND CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot round the corner of the aisle. Sure enough there she is,
Floyd | looking through the magazines. You pull up behind her and slide and
Floyd | arm round her waist. She laughs, "Get off! We're in public." You pull
Floyd | out a packet of gnocchi from behind your back, "Look what I found."
Floyd | She smiles, "Gnocchi? Like in Rome. How sweet!" Then she starts to
Floyd | walk off, "Come on, we've got to be out at eight and we've still all
Floyd | the shopping to get done, and tea to cook!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the trolley and catch up with her.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
DavidW says, "I think most supermarket security people don't wear a particular uniform."
Roger says, "I think the most tragic thing here is he keeps calling it fresh gnocchi when clearly it isn't fresh at all"
Genevieve says, "No, the most tragic thing here is that now I want gnocchi, and I don't have any! :-)"
Genevieve says, "Fresh or otherwise."
DavidW says, "Gnocchi is my least favourite pasta. I think I only tried it once and wasn't impressed."
Genevieve says, "I do have macaroni though. Heh."
DavidW says, "Too doughy."
Genevieve says, "Depends on how it's cooked, I think. I agree with you that it can be rather doughy if it's not cooked properly."
DavidW says, "I had it at a Sbarro's in Toronto, if I recall correctly."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "follow woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FOLLOW WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You stand by the gnocchi until she starts to move off. Then you walk
Floyd | in step with her, cornering the aisle a few metres behind her. She
Floyd | stops to put something in her trolley, and you pull up across the
Floyd | aisle. This goes on for a few minutes.
Floyd |
Floyd | You come to a point where you are straddling the line between
Floyd | following an attractive woman and stalking one. You decide to stop,
Floyd | and recommence your shopping.
Floyd |
Floyd | What made you follow her in the first place--sure she's attractive,
Floyd | but... Maybe there was something about her that rang a few bells. A
Floyd | dulled romance in the far reaches of your mind, reawakened, reborn in
Floyd | a stranger? Best forgotten, eh?
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. And yet...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "I've ruined gnocchi before by over-cooking it."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "fill woman's trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL WOMAN'S TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab some bags of macaroni and walk over. You chuck them into the
Floyd | brunette's trolley. Then a few jars of sauce. She turns, her face a
Floyd | map of disbelief, "What are you doing?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't get it. You're just helping her with her shopping, "I was...
Floyd | just trying to help. Helping with your shopping..." She pushes you
Floyd | away, "Get off! Leave me alone!" You stand back, "Sorry..."
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk back to your trolley, "If you do need my help--just ask."
Floyd | God, next time you won't bother. What is it with people?
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "fill my trolley"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL MY TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | Grabbing some bags of Gnocchi you continue, whipping round the store
Floyd | in no time and filling the trolley. You have almost too much
Floyd | stuff. You pay for it--it comes to a tidy sum--and wheel the bags out
Floyd | to the car. You pack the boot and drive out onto the road. When you
Floyd | get back home you spend a while emptying the car, carrying food to the
Floyd | flat and unpacking.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then you put on a meal, take a drink, sit back and relax...
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              Another story done. But there are others...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "crack up"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CRACK UP
Floyd |
Floyd | Foam gurgles on the edges of your lips as you cease to monitor their
Floyd | output,
Floyd |
Floyd | "GnocchiOh!Oh!GnocchideGato!Clare--je
Floyd | t'aime--Iwillalways
Floyd |
Floyd | gnocchiyou
Floyd |
Floyd | gnocchignocchi
Floyd |               gnocchi
Floyd | gnocchignocchiWhereareyoUNOw?
Floyd | DiningwIThtHEwORmsinaNEARthy...paradiseOH!
Floyd | Claregnochignochignoggignokkkkkkkkkkkeeeee!
Floyd | gnocchigibber
Floyd | gnocchish. G'night!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You bow out without a fight--the right thing to do; just like she
Floyd | would have wanted--if only--right? But the train doesn't stop in time.
Floyd | Always comes back to the potato. He smiles, "Gnog Gnog Gnoch pot pot."
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Doug says, "whoa"
Genevieve says, "Oooookay, that was just... odd."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "jump"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Staring at the gnocchi you feel a memory slowly, awkwardly, awfully
Floyd | rise to the surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | --The scooter driver looks surprised. You grab for Clare and jump to
Floyd | the side--bounce across the road, scrape your head--
Floyd |
Floyd | Scuffed and light headed you open your eyes... your hands are
Floyd | empty--Clare is a few metres away, lying awkwardly. Splattered with a
Floyd | thin red liquid, reflecting the scooter's bright red paintwork.
Floyd |
Floyd | The scooter skids--you jump. You are in the supermarket. Your hands
Floyd | are empty, sweaty.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "panic"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PANIC
Floyd |
Floyd | The gnocchi sits smugly on the shelves. The brunette is either:
Floyd |
Floyd |  (a) a spy sent by the hospital,
Floyd |  (b) a friend of Clare's, intent on revenge,
Floyd |  or,
Floyd |  (c) your mother, in disguise.
Floyd |
Floyd | You slowly start to back away, keeping your eyes on her. As you clear
Floyd | the end of the aisle, she turns, reaching into her jacket. You dive
Floyd | across the end of the aisle, scrambling to your feet and running
Floyd | towards the exits. You get to the doors, wait. After what seems like
Floyd | an age the automatic sensors concede and the doors slide open. You
Floyd | emerge into the car park. Shit.
Floyd |
Floyd | The car park is full of cars--they must have known you were
Floyd | here. You can't escape now.
Floyd |
Floyd | You fall to your knees, a trolley-parker approaching--why are they
Floyd | being so blatant? They're normally so clever. They must know they have
Floyd | won.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sweating in your skull, your brain decides that the best way to calm
Floyd | you down is to deny you consciousness. The world fades, blurry and
Floyd | greasy, the parker speaks--threatening code-speak--"Sir, are you OK?"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story done. Then again...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "talk to self"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO SELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You speak. Funny how talking to yourself seems like the right thing to
Floyd | do when you are in public.
Floyd |
Floyd | But when you get home you know that it won't be enough. You'll want
Floyd | company--companionship. A companion. But you can't buy those in the
Floyd | shops.
Floyd |
Floyd | You buy what you can and take it home.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                 A story finished. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "laugh at woman"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LAUGH AT WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Look at her--she's ridiculous. She's--what--thirty? Forty? Old,
Floyd | anyhow. Yet look at how she's dressed... and the way she's spending so
Floyd | much time choosing a pasta sauce; does she think she looks cultured?
Floyd | She's not even much of a looker. Pretty funny actually. You laugh,
Floyd | loud--and so she know's it's her you're laughing at. Soon enough she
Floyd | totters off to the next aisle, red faced. Ha! Ha! People are so
Floyd | funny.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                    One more story over. And yet...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember Clare's leaving"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER CLARE'S LEAVING
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the note, word for word:
Floyd |
Floyd | ..I did love you once.. but have to leave you now.. hope you will get
Floyd | over it.. for the best.. there is not anyone else.. I'm sorry.. Clare.
Floyd |
Floyd | The note answered no questions. It gave rise to far too many
Floyd | questions--and maybe it's time to either find answers or forget.
Floyd |
Floyd | You finish shopping, go home and think.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |              One more story over. But there are others...
Genevieve says, "Aha. And there's another reality."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "tell woman about Clare's leaving"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT CLARE'S LEAVING
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk up to the brunette and try to tell her about the note, about
Floyd | Clare's sudden leaving. But the words fail to come, you can't
Floyd | do this. So you do a quick about-turn and walk back to your
Floyd | trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some things just aren't meant to be shared. You trundle the trolley
Floyd | on, the hint of a tear sliding into the corner of your eye.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story done. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember meal"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER MEAL
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the meal like this: Clare sat opposite. It was warm but
Floyd | an evening breeze took the uncomfortable edge of the heat. You ordered
Floyd | and the food took a while to come. The wine made your face red. You
Floyd | walked back after the meal via the Spanish Steps. You sat amongst the
Floyd | crowds until the police moved you on so that they could wash the steps
Floyd | ready for the tourists in the morning. You strolled back to the hotel
Floyd | down backstreets, past the four fountain junction; a crossroads with
Floyd | fountains built into the houses on each corner. You knew from
Floyd | experience that the water in them was ice cold, even in the afternoon
Floyd | heat. You ran a finger through the water as you walked past and wiped
Floyd | it on your trousers before taking Clare's hand in yours. Which seems
Floyd | like a good place to end.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                One more story over. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember pantheon"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER PANTHEON
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the Pantheon. It looked so solid... it had stood the test
Floyd | of time. You were sure that nothing could be ephemeral after being
Floyd | near that. It was so beautiful, yet strong. Timeless. But you were
Floyd | wrong--it was the only thing that was so. Your life, your
Floyd | relationship, Clare.. all open to change, decay and collapse.
Floyd |
Floyd | The image of the Pantheon in your head slowly sinks, failing to
Floyd | support you with its pillars. You move the memory aside, out of direct
Floyd | sight, and continue with the shopping.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                   Another story over. Then again...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember love"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER LOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | Remember love? You don't even know what the word means any more. You
Floyd | need to find love again before you can remember it. Right now all
Floyd | there is is a dulled pain. And Gnocchi rubbing it in.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                Another story over. Not the only one...
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "remember day's work"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMEMBER DAY'S WORK
Floyd |
Floyd | Your mind wanders over the day's work. Fairly usual stuff; Johnathon
Floyd | really pissed you off, taking your work, putting a cover on it and
Floyd | getting all the credit. But lunch was cool; Michelle and you had a fun
Floyd | chat about her new boyfriend over coffee. You pointed out that he was
Floyd | exactly twice her age, something she hadn't realised. Plus, you
Floyd | managed to get all the Longbridge account finished, which is a weight
Floyd | off your mind--
Floyd |
Floyd | A mental kick up the arse--stop thinking about work and get on with
Floyd | the shopping. Clare'll kill you if you're back late.
Floyd |
Floyd | A quick scoot round the rest of the supermarket--a full trolley--then,
Floyd | stepping on the gas, you arrive home just before seven. Clare opens
Floyd | the door to you, "Ooh... home early? What have I done to be so lucky?"
Floyd |
Floyd |                               ----------
Floyd |
Floyd |                     A story finished. But then...
Genevieve says, "Wow, now that's interesting. AN ending where Clare isn't gone at all."
Genevieve says, "Okay folks, I need to head off and grab something to eat. Feel free to keep playing of you want to, of course. I'm out of ideas though."
Genevieve pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing
Floyd | you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and
Floyd | you're progressing rapidly.
Floyd |
Floyd | On to the next aisle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Interesting... fresh Gnocchi--you haven't had any of that since...
Floyd | Rome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves
Floyd | on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket,
Floyd | with only the brightly coloured aisle markers visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright
Floyd | plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a brunette woman a few metres ahead, filling her trolley with
Floyd | sauces.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve waves.
Genevieve, apparently having had enough of public life, disappears back to her Parisian retreat. DavidW says, "I think I'm done as well. Thanks for the game."
DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Doug has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Q
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Floyd | > Y
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
Jacqueline disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.




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