  
ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd
is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play a game of
interactive fiction.
To skip directly to a particular game, click on its title: |
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| Jacqueline asks, "So what would happen if I had ClubFloyd and no one came?" | ||
| Gerynar asks, "um, the MUD would crash?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, I dunno. I think it would roll on blissfully without us." | ||
| djfletch says, "oops, not paying attention" | ||
| djfletch arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| Gerynar arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Jacqueline says, "Well, all that speculation is for naught, I guess." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask apacolypse" | ||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that game." | Gerynar asks, "ok, people would comment on your site about the lack of a transcript for today's date?" | |
| Jacqueline says, "I can't spell, clearly." | ||
| Gerynar hands Jacqueline a pair of glasses | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleemask apocalypse" | ||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that game." | Jacqueline says, "I JUST LOADED IT." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Sorry, folks. One sec." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleemask apocalypse" | ||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that game." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load apocalypse" | ||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Great. Just great.
Floyd |
Floyd | You had big plans for this evening. Romantic plans, involving
Floyd | candlelight, strawberries, and your favorite superhero, EnigmaGirl,
Floyd | whom you have finally gotten to agree to a date... And you were going
Floyd | to show her your new design, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | But getting out of here with your pride and your prototype rocket pants
Floyd | isn't going to be easy with MonkeyMan Shatner breathing down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Banana Apocalypse and the Rocket Pants of Destiny
Floyd | Copyright 2001, Emily Short
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 010525 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/10
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | MonkeyMan Shatner is here, breathing just left of down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Huh. Sleepmask isn't working." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Weird." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I mean, the first load was a typo, but the others should have worked. Huh. ANYway...." | ||
| vimes asks, "some issue?" | ||
| vimes arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Jacqueline says (to vimes), "Yeah, recap the #toyshop" | |
| inky arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Jacqueline says, "Probably it's a PEBCAK, but ..." | |
| vimes says, "i believe you can't type" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "PEBCAK it is, then." | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Sleeeeeeemask doesn't work?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "So I see." | ||
| vimes says, "nor does alpacalypse, awesome as that game would be" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah, that one I caught." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "maga has pointed out that I have CDD this morning." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "He was working on a cure, but it involved grinding coffee loudly and I was on the phone with my mum." | ||
| Marvin says, "Somebody needs to write a game called alpacalypse." | ||
| Gerynar nominates vimes | ||
| vimes says, "because i have had such success writing games in the past" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "The other thing that happened in my CDD-enduced haze was I originally uploaded the wrong game, so inky or vimes, could you please delete bananaapocalypse? It is not this game. It is a different game about pants." | ||
| vimes says, "ha ha" | ||
| vimes says, "sure, i'll delete it" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Thanks." | ||
| vimes says, "done" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Cheers." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "So, about this game we loaded..." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x" | ||
Floyd | What do you want to examine?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd | As good-looking as ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||
Floyd | A huge steel contraption styled like a vintage Cadillac. Its capacious
Floyd | drawers contain all that you require in your work, and spiderlike robot
Floyd | arms hover above its surface to help you in your manufactury.
Floyd | The desk is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x pants" | ||
Floyd | Your ticket out of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Not now, in the literal sense, but later, in the eventual sense. These
Floyd | are of your design and your construction: breezy, kicky styling that
Floyd | all the girls and guys will be crazy for, capacious cargo pockets, and
Floyd | a pair of afterburners you wouldn't BELIEVE.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rocket pants are currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| vimes says, "why would you EVER switch rocket pants off" | |
| Jacqueline says, "I think they could be dangerous otherwise." | ||
| vimes says, "oh, they're only potential rocket pants, i see" | ||
| Gerynar asks, "someone who isn't wearing said pants?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Like, while you're shaving." | ||
| vimes says, "or, no, wait, they're a potential ticket, not potential pants" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x shatner" | ||
Floyd | William Shatner used to have this job after things went awry over at
Floyd | Priceline, but now it's pretty much done by an extra in a monkey suit.
Floyd | Hard to tell the difference, really. He just goes around and bugs
Floyd | people.
Floyd |
Floyd | Also, for reasons best not explored, he's wearing a little French
Floyd | beret, to which he is strangely attached.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "My coffee and breakfast have arrived, so I will be in read-only mode for a few." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "shatner, hello" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask shatner about hat" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x robot arms" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "open drawer" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn on desk" | ||
Floyd | No need; you're done for the evening.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look under desk" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "look under shatner" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "I'm gonna turn on the pants!" | |
| Jacqueline says, "DO IT" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | Turn those things on inside? That'd be suicide!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "aw" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get pants" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | MonkeyMan Shatner is here, breathing just left of down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to shatner" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask shatner about pants" | ||
Floyd | "Yes, I am already well-aware of zis contraption, M. Whatever. Believe
Floyd | me, I am not in ze least impressed."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Wow. That is really not Shatner" | |
| Jacqueline says, "As was stated." | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "shatner about shatner" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask shatner about shatner" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask shatner about me" | ||
Floyd | He yawns broadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Roger arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask shatner about patrick stewart" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x monkey suit" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the MonkeyMan
Floyd | Shatner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline asks, "Should we go N?" | |
| djfletch says, "might as well" | ||
| Gerynar says, "no objections" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd | "Monsieur ... um. Surely you do not mean to LEAVE with zis COMPANY
Floyd | MERCHANDISE???"
Floyd |
Floyd | The correct answer, for the uncertain, is to shake your head slowly.
Floyd | Which you do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "huh." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a pair of rocket pants
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "But they're ours." | |
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You slide the pants on. They fit like... like a glove for legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd | His little eyes are WATCHING you. Everywhere you go.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Roger says, "Maybe it's not the kind of store where you can buy things." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "buy pants" | ||
Floyd | Nothing is on sale.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Gerynar asks, "it's a factory, isn't it?" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take off pants" | ||
Floyd | You take off the rocket pants.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hit shatner with pants" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit the MonkeyMan Shatner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hit shatner" | ||
Floyd | EnigmaGirl would be SO DISAPPOINTED in you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "you would think it would be a perk of the job for a rocket pants designer that they could take a pair home" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tell shatner we need to do some testing of the equipment" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get hat" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get berret" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x beret" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "pull hat" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x shatner" | ||
Floyd | William Shatner used to have this job after things went awry over at
Floyd | Priceline, but now it's pretty much done by an extra in a monkey suit.
Floyd | Hard to tell the difference, really. He just goes around and bugs
Floyd | people.
Floyd |
Floyd | Also, for reasons best not explored, he's wearing a little French
Floyd | beret, to which he is strangely attached.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "looks like we might need to leave the pants here for now" | |
| Jacqueline sighs. | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "remove pants" | ||
Floyd | You're not wearing those.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drop pants" | ||
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Propulsion Lab
Floyd | So-called even though the only thing they really do around here is
Floyd | throw stuff at people. Also, they work better hours than you. In other
Floyd | words, everyone's gone home for the day.
Floyd |
Floyd | A largeish contraption points south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A banana rests on the floor nearby. Someone's lunch, no doubt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get banana" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Gerynar asks, "a bribe for MonkeyMan shatner?" | |
| djfletch says, "could be" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x banana" | ||
Floyd | Sadly green.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x contraption" | ||
Floyd | It looks as though, if you put the least little thing in it, that thing
Floyd | will be hurled with great force. DANGEROUS, the crap they keep around
Floyd | here. One day you're going to be KILLED.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Gerynar asks, "shoot the banana at shatner?" | |
| djfletch says, "give it a try" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put banana in contraption" | ||
Floyd | With graceful force, the banana arcs into the air, over the nearby
Floyd | desks, unmistakeably in the direction of MonkeyMan Shatner.
Floyd |
Floyd | What happens next is a little hazy. First of all, the Ride of the
Floyd | Valkyrie starts up on the factory intercom. Second, a pair of hitherto
Floyd | unnoticed and generally locked doors at the east end of the factory
Floyd | opens up. Third, in comes a cavalcade of nude polo players. They stream
Floyd | through like the area like the Naturalist Apocalypse, departing through
Floyd | hitherto undetected and assuredly not-available-for-your-use doors to
Floyd | the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | When the dust clears and the music ends, Shatner is gone. All that
Floyd | remains is his beret, staked to the back wall with a single banana.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "We have plausible deniability for Enigmagirl." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a pair of rocket pants (which are closed) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take pants" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You slide the pants on. They fit like... like a glove for legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Escalator
Floyd | The Out Escalator -- one way transportation for people on the go. It's
Floyd | pretty jammed at this time of evening, all your coworkers in their
Floyd | green and yellow uniforms jostling each other to get out...
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot along the automated OUT escalator until you arrive at...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | One look at the parking lot tells you what you might already have
Floyd | guessed: the traffic is going to be backed up from here to the
Floyd | Schuykill Expressway, and if you have any plans to meet EnigmaGirl in a
Floyd | timely fashion, you'd better find another way than in you trusty
Floyd | automobile.
Floyd |
Floyd | What it comes down to is this. How much do you trust your own mad
Floyd | stitching skillz?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "er" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay. yay" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | There's an exhilarating vibration all around your-- er-- hmm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well anyway, you blast off, is the main point. To the accompaniment of
Floyd | loud cheers and honking horns. And soon find yourself...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In Midair
Floyd | You're currently in midair some hundreds of feet over the Schuykill
Floyd | River. Off down and kind of to the southwest, you can see your front
Floyd | yard.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd | You descend with more abruptness than majesty, right through the sticky
Floyd | limbs of your tree...
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Front Yard
Floyd | Characterized by a large tree. Otherwise, it's pretty much just a patch
Floyd | of dirt that you haven't gotten around to seeding. The rocket pants
Floyd | have been your life, night and day: you haven't got time for mundane
Floyd | gardening.
Floyd |
Floyd | Just to the west is the front door of your lovely abode.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "W, I think" | |
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd | What, without switching off the rocket pants? You'll set the crepes
Floyd | suzette on fire. Ahead of time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "turn off pants" | ||
Floyd | You switch the rocket pants off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | Prepared for the evening in advance. You may be an engineer, but you do
Floyd | have a spark of romance in you: the candles are already laid out on the
Floyd | table, the bottle of wine is chilling, your CD player is ready-prepared
Floyd | with romantically Enigmatic music. In honor of the occasion you've cut
Floyd | a large question mark out of sparkly cardboard and hung it from the
Floyd | ceiling. It's these little touches a girl will appreciate.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could sure use a shower, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Wow. CD player." | |
| djfletch says, "retro" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I think it's these little touches that seem a bit too much." | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x cd player" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Pay no attention to the scenery in a speed IF." | |
| Gerynar asks, "so, which way is the shower?" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter shower" | ||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x shower" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the shower.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "shower" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "take shower" | ||
Floyd | You shuck the rocketpants in a corner and take a quick shower,
Floyd | re-emerging to feel much, much better.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Gerynar says, "must be a small house" | |
| Jacqueline says, "An efficiency." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Just as you are about to wait, the doorbell rings!
Floyd |
Floyd | You fling it open and in she walks. "Hello, Mister-- uh--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Grisham," you say hastily, "just Grisham, though if you don't like
Floyd | that my middle name is Peter, but--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hi." She shoots you a sparkly smile. "I guess I don't need to
Floyd | introduce myself, right?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You swallow. Introduce herself? Half the energy you put into this date
Floyd | was in the form of scraping her publicity pics off every available
Floyd | surface... The place does look a little bare, come to that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "haha" | |
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x enigmagirl" | ||
Floyd | She looks... stunning. Sheathed from head to toe in a black lycra
Floyd | bodysuit, the question-mark picked out in silver on each sleeve; her
Floyd | hair drawn back and her lovely eyes concealed by a pair of dark shades.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, like," EnigmaGirl says, looking around nervously. "You said you
Floyd | had something you wanted to, like, show me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Also, gosh, we're sort of creepy." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "show pants to EnigmaGirl" | ||
Floyd | "Oooh!!" Her eyes light up and she takes the pants from your offering Floyd | hands. "May I?" Floyd | Floyd | Confidently she steps into them and zips them up. Funny how well they Floyd | fit her-- but then, you made them self-adjusting pants. "The way they Floyd | work is --" Floyd | Floyd | "I think I know how they work, geekboy," she says, her smile flashing. Floyd | "I've only been scheming to get my hands on them for the past two Floyd | years." Her hands smooth down the pockets and she checks herself for Floyd | wrinkles in the mirror. "God, nice styling." Floyd | Floyd | "You should see the way they--" Floyd | Floyd | "Fly? Don't worry, I will." Floyd | Floyd | "But, um, wait up a sec, okay?" You smile nervously. This isn't going Floyd | quite as planned. "I'm supposed to take them back, I just wanted to Floyd | show you but if I lose them my job is gone, they are very valuable Floyd | PROTOTYPE PANTS..." You find yourself talking with greater and greater Floyd | rapidity as she strides towards the door and flings it open. "Who're Floyd | you trying to kid, loser? Do you think I came on this date because I Floyd | wanted to see YOU?" Floyd | Floyd | And with those cruel words, she's gone in a khaki flash. Floyd | | djfletch says, "oh no!" | |
| Jacqueline says, "gosh" | ||
| Roger says, "I am so disappointed she only wanted to get into my pants" | ||
| Gerynar says, "haha" | ||
| Jacqueline laughs. | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, wait. They're khaki? I was envisioning red and black with lightning bolts up the sides." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Three days later, you're sitting in Your Abode, shredding your
Floyd | cardboard question mark with your bare hands and watching tv from the
Floyd | comfort of unemployment.
Floyd |
Floyd | All the news is full of EnigmaGirl and her daring aerial rescue of
Floyd | Antonio Banderas. And all you can do is weep.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "I have a feeling that we have chosen poorly." | |
| Gerynar agrees, but it's something he's used to | ||
| djfletch says, "maybe we have to stay in midair until we can rescue Antonio Banderas ourselves" | ||
| djfletch says, "or we could just refuse to give her the pants I suppose" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| djfletch says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | Prepared for the evening in advance. You may be an engineer, but you do
Floyd | have a spark of romance in you: the candles are already laid out on the
Floyd | table, the bottle of wine is chilling, your CD player is ready-prepared
Floyd | with romantically Enigmatic music. In honor of the occasion you've cut
Floyd | a large question mark out of sparkly cardboard and hung it from the
Floyd | ceiling. It's these little touches a girl will appreciate.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing else to do now but wait.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an EnigmaGirl here.
Floyd |
Floyd | EnigmaGirl shifts from one foot to the other, looking a little
Floyd | impatient and uncertain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline asks, "Weren't we wearing them when we showed them to her? Or did we not put them back on after our shower?" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You slide the pants on. They fit like... like a glove for legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, like, fine." Evidently tired of your futzing around, she takes
Floyd | off... leaving you ALONE and overendowed with useless pantsage. Story
Floyd | of your life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| Gerynar says, "weweren't wearing them" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | [Can't "undo" twice in succession. Sorry!]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "LAME" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get question mark" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "Oh noes. Did I break it?" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | Prepared for the evening in advance. You may be an engineer, but you do
Floyd | have a spark of romance in you: the candles are already laid out on the
Floyd | table, the bottle of wine is chilling, your CD player is ready-prepared
Floyd | with romantically Enigmatic music. In honor of the occasion you've cut
Floyd | a large question mark out of sparkly cardboard and hung it from the
Floyd | ceiling. It's these little touches a girl will appreciate.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing else to do now but wait.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an EnigmaGirl here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, like, fine." Evidently tired of your futzing around, she takes
Floyd | off... leaving you ALONE and overendowed with useless pantsage. Story
Floyd | of your life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "huh" | |
| Jacqueline asks, "Okay, so, um, restart?" | ||
| djfletch says, "yes, I think so" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Is this the point where we painfully speculate about what this interaction might imply about Emily Shorts prior affairs of the heart?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I feel like now that she's married that would be more okay, but still quite wrong." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Great. Just great.
Floyd |
Floyd | You had big plans for this evening. Romantic plans, involving
Floyd | candlelight, strawberries, and your favorite superhero, EnigmaGirl,
Floyd | whom you have finally gotten to agree to a date... And you were going
Floyd | to show her your new design, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | But getting out of here with your pride and your prototype rocket pants
Floyd | isn't going to be easy with MonkeyMan Shatner breathing down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Banana Apocalypse and the Rocket Pants of Destiny
Floyd | Copyright 2001, Emily Short
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 010525 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/10
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | MonkeyMan Shatner is here, breathing just left of down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Propulsion Lab
Floyd | So-called even though the only thing they really do around here is
Floyd | throw stuff at people. Also, they work better hours than you. In other
Floyd | words, everyone's gone home for the day.
Floyd |
Floyd | A largeish contraption points south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A banana rests on the floor nearby. Someone's lunch, no doubt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take banana" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put banana in contraption" | ||
Floyd | With graceful force, the banana arcs into the air, over the nearby
Floyd | desks, unmistakeably in the direction of MonkeyMan Shatner.
Floyd |
Floyd | What happens next is a little hazy. First of all, the Ride of the
Floyd | Valkyrie starts up on the factory intercom. Second, a pair of hitherto
Floyd | unnoticed and generally locked doors at the east end of the factory
Floyd | opens up. Third, in comes a cavalcade of nude polo players. They stream
Floyd | through like the area like the Naturalist Apocalypse, departing through
Floyd | hitherto undetected and assuredly not-available-for-your-use doors to
Floyd | the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | When the dust clears and the music ends, Shatner is gone. All that
Floyd | remains is his beret, staked to the back wall with a single banana.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take beret" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd | desk: That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take banana" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take beret" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "aw" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take pants" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You slide the pants on. They fit like... like a glove for legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf23" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Escalator
Floyd | The Out Escalator -- one way transportation for people on the go. It's
Floyd | pretty jammed at this time of evening, all your coworkers in their
Floyd | green and yellow uniforms jostling each other to get out...
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot along the automated OUT escalator until you arrive at...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | One look at the parking lot tells you what you might already have
Floyd | guessed: the traffic is going to be backed up from here to the
Floyd | Schuykill Expressway, and if you have any plans to meet EnigmaGirl in a
Floyd | timely fashion, you'd better find another way than in you trusty
Floyd | automobile.
Floyd |
Floyd | What it comes down to is this. How much do you trust your own mad
Floyd | stitching skillz?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd | There are no exits.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | There's an exhilarating vibration all around your-- er-- hmm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well anyway, you blast off, is the main point. To the accompaniment of
Floyd | loud cheers and honking horns. And soon find yourself...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In Midair
Floyd | You're currently in midair some hundreds of feet over the Schuykill
Floyd | River. Off down and kind of to the southwest, you can see your front
Floyd | yard.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "remove pants" | ||
Floyd | You take off the rocket pants.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "hmm" | |
| Gerynar says, "yay, we didn't fall to our death" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "look for Antonio Banderas" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "drop pants" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "break pants" | ||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | In Midair
Floyd | You're currently in midair some hundreds of feet over the Schuykill
Floyd | River. Off down and kind of to the southwest, you can see your front
Floyd | yard.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a pair of rocket pants (which are closed) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "yay" | |
| Jacqueline says, "I love speed IFs." | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "open pants" | ||
Floyd | They're not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | You can go only southwest or down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch asks, "hmm is down the same as sw?" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd | You descend with more abruptness than majesty, right through the sticky
Floyd | limbs of your tree...
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Front Yard
Floyd | Characterized by a large tree. Otherwise, it's pretty much just a patch
Floyd | of dirt that you haven't gotten around to seeding. The rocket pants
Floyd | have been your life, night and day: you haven't got time for mundane
Floyd | gardening.
Floyd |
Floyd | Just to the west is the front door of your lovely abode.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "So, I would guess we can go down, then the pants are not retrievable." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Front Yard
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "hahaha oh no" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Sorry" | ||
| djfletch says, "oops" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Go back to the save?" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd | Just leaving the rocket pants in the front yard is an invitation to
Floyd | theft by the wily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Front Yard
Floyd | Characterized by a large tree. Otherwise, it's pretty much just a patch
Floyd | of dirt that you haven't gotten around to seeding. The rocket pants
Floyd | have been your life, night and day: you haven't got time for mundane
Floyd | gardening.
Floyd |
Floyd | Just to the west is the front door of your lovely abode.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take pants" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "yeah, should probably go back" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "cf23" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Escalator
Floyd | The Out Escalator -- one way transportation for people on the go. It's
Floyd | pretty jammed at this time of evening, all your coworkers in their
Floyd | green and yellow uniforms jostling each other to get out...
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot along the automated OUT escalator until you arrive at...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | One look at the parking lot tells you what you might already have
Floyd | guessed: the traffic is going to be backed up from here to the
Floyd | Schuykill Expressway, and if you have any plans to meet EnigmaGirl in a
Floyd | timely fashion, you'd better find another way than in you trusty
Floyd | automobile.
Floyd |
Floyd | What it comes down to is this. How much do you trust your own mad
Floyd | stitching skillz?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, according to maga, this is one of those games that was literally written in 2 hours." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You're already wearing those!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | There's an exhilarating vibration all around your-- er-- hmm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well anyway, you blast off, is the main point. To the accompaniment of
Floyd | loud cheers and honking horns. And soon find yourself...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In Midair
Floyd | You're currently in midair some hundreds of feet over the Schuykill
Floyd | River. Off down and kind of to the southwest, you can see your front
Floyd | yard.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x river" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch asks, "what if we put the pants back on after we shower?" | |
| djfletch asks, "maybe that would help... somehow?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "That was my thought, yeah." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd | You descend with more abruptness than majesty, right through the sticky
Floyd | limbs of your tree...
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Front Yard
Floyd | Characterized by a large tree. Otherwise, it's pretty much just a patch
Floyd | of dirt that you haven't gotten around to seeding. The rocket pants
Floyd | have been your life, night and day: you haven't got time for mundane
Floyd | gardening.
Floyd |
Floyd | Just to the west is the front door of your lovely abode.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd | You've never been much for botany. It could be just about anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb tree" | ||
Floyd | Whatever kind of thing it is, it is not a climbable kind of thing. Oh
Floyd | well.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn off pants" | ||
Floyd | You switch the rocket pants off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd | You can go only west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | Prepared for the evening in advance. You may be an engineer, but you do
Floyd | have a spark of romance in you: the candles are already laid out on the
Floyd | table, the bottle of wine is chilling, your CD player is ready-prepared
Floyd | with romantically Enigmatic music. In honor of the occasion you've cut
Floyd | a large question mark out of sparkly cardboard and hung it from the
Floyd | ceiling. It's these little touches a girl will appreciate.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could sure use a shower, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "take shower" | ||
Floyd | You shuck the rocketpants in a corner and take a quick shower,
Floyd | re-emerging to feel much, much better.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "cf24" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get pants" | ||
Floyd | You already have those.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You slide the pants on. They fit like... like a glove for legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd | table: That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd | Okay, so it's a folding table. You usually eat standing over the sink.
Floyd | What of it, anyway?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look under it" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | There are no exits.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "With maga logging of, the word Pope and the word pants were so close to each other that I didn't read Pope as Pope." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Just as you are about to wait, the doorbell rings!
Floyd |
Floyd | You fling it open and in she walks. "Hello, Mister-- uh--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Grisham," you say hastily, "just Grisham, though if you don't like
Floyd | that my middle name is Peter, but--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hi." She shoots you a sparkly smile. "I guess I don't need to
Floyd | introduce myself, right?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You swallow. Introduce herself? Half the energy you put into this date
Floyd | was in the form of scraping her publicity pics off every available
Floyd | surface... The place does look a little bare, come to that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, like," EnigmaGirl says, looking around nervously. "You said you
Floyd | had something you wanted to, like, show me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "show pants to EnigmaGirl" | ||
Floyd | "Oooh!!" Her eyes light up and she takes the pants from your offering Floyd | hands. "May I?" Floyd | Floyd | Confidently she steps into them and zips them up. Funny how well they Floyd | fit her-- but then, you made them self-adjusting pants. "The way they Floyd | work is --" Floyd | Floyd | "I think I know how they work, geekboy," she says, her smile flashing. Floyd | "I've only been scheming to get my hands on them for the past two Floyd | years." Her hands smooth down the pockets and she checks herself for Floyd | wrinkles in the mirror. "God, nice styling." Floyd | Floyd | "You should see the way they--" Floyd | Floyd | "Fly? Don't worry, I will." Floyd | Floyd | "But, um, wait up a sec, okay?" You smile nervously. This isn't going Floyd | quite as planned. "I'm supposed to take them back, I just wanted to Floyd | show you but if I lose them my job is gone, they are very valuable Floyd | PROTOTYPE PANTS..." You find yourself talking with greater and greater Floyd | rapidity as she strides towards the door and flings it open. "Who're Floyd | you trying to kid, loser? Do you think I came on this date because I Floyd | wanted to see YOU?" Floyd | Floyd | And with those cruel words, she's gone in a khaki flash. Floyd | | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Three days later, you're sitting in Your Abode, shredding your
Floyd | cardboard question mark with your bare hands and watching tv from the
Floyd | comfort of unemployment.
Floyd |
Floyd | All the news is full of EnigmaGirl and her daring aerial rescue of
Floyd | Antonio Banderas. And all you can do is weep.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a pair of rocket pants (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | EnigmaGirl shifts from one foot to the other, looking a little
Floyd | impatient and uncertain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "show table to enigmagirl" | ||
Floyd | (first taking the table)
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | EnigmaGirl shifts from one foot to the other, looking a little
Floyd | impatient and uncertain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Huh. So even wearing them she gets into them." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | Turn those things on inside? That'd be suicide!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, like, fine." Evidently tired of your futzing around, she takes
Floyd | off... leaving you ALONE and overendowed with useless pantsage. Story
Floyd | of your life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline asks, "So, what direction is outside?" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf24" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "it should be east but it didn't work" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | There are no exits.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Oh. ohohohnoes." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Hrm." | ||
| Gerynar asks, "turn on the pants?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Doubt you can" | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | Turn those things on inside? That'd be suicide!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ask enigmagirl about herself" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "open pants" | ||
Floyd | They're not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "She's not here yet" | |
| djfletch says, "oh right" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "break pants" | ||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x pants" | ||
Floyd | Your ticket out of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Not now, in the literal sense, but later, in the eventual sense. These
Floyd | are of your design and your construction: breezy, kicky styling that
Floyd | all the girls and guys will be crazy for, capacious cargo pockets, and
Floyd | a pair of afterburners you wouldn't BELIEVE.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rocket pants are currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x pockets" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x afterburners" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put pants in shower" | ||
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "I am having trouble foreseeing a universe in which we get both the girl and the pants." | |
| djfletch says, "maybe we could destroy them with the throwing machine" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Um, possibly. Not sure what good that does." | ||
| djfletch says, "yeah, I dunno" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Just as you are about to wait, the doorbell rings!
Floyd |
Floyd | You fling it open and in she walks. "Hello, Mister-- uh--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Grisham," you say hastily, "just Grisham, though if you don't like
Floyd | that my middle name is Peter, but--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hi." She shoots you a sparkly smile. "I guess I don't need to
Floyd | introduce myself, right?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You swallow. Introduce herself? Half the energy you put into this date
Floyd | was in the form of scraping her publicity pics off every available
Floyd | surface... The place does look a little bare, come to that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ask enigmagirl about pants" | ||
Floyd | "Sounds fabulous! May I see?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, like," EnigmaGirl says, looking around nervously. "You said you
Floyd | had something you wanted to, like, show me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ask enigmagirl about herself" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | EnigmaGirl shifts from one foot to the other, looking a little
Floyd | impatient and uncertain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "kiss enigmagirl" | ||
Floyd | No no, you've got a careful strategy all worked out here. The way it
Floyd | works is, you win her undying admiration, THEN sweep her into your
Floyd | manly arms.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, like, fine." Evidently tired of your futzing around, she takes
Floyd | off... leaving you ALONE and overendowed with useless pantsage. Story
Floyd | of your life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "cf24" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd | Just as you are about to wait, the doorbell rings!
Floyd |
Floyd | You fling it open and in she walks. "Hello, Mister-- uh--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Grisham," you say hastily, "just Grisham, though if you don't like
Floyd | that my middle name is Peter, but--"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hi." She shoots you a sparkly smile. "I guess I don't need to
Floyd | introduce myself, right?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You swallow. Introduce herself? Half the energy you put into this date
Floyd | was in the form of scraping her publicity pics off every available
Floyd | surface... The place does look a little bare, come to that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "So, I am wondering if there is an ending where we either (a) don't get left or (b) get left without pants." | |
| djfletch says, "yeah, it's hard to tell" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd | EnigmaGirl: I don't suppose the EnigmaGirl would care for that.
Floyd | table: That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, like," EnigmaGirl says, looking around nervously. "You said you
Floyd | had something you wanted to, like, show me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "show me to EnigmaGirl" | ||
Floyd | (first taking yourself)
Floyd | You are always self-possessed.
Floyd |
Floyd | EnigmaGirl shifts from one foot to the other, looking a little
Floyd | impatient and uncertain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "woo EnigmaGirl" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "kick enigmagirl" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "punch enigmagirl" | ||
Floyd | Are you out of your mind?
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, like, fine." Evidently tired of your futzing around, she takes
Floyd | off... leaving you ALONE and overendowed with useless pantsage. Story
Floyd | of your life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Oops. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Your Lovely Abode
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Roger says, "I feel like we need to get outside to demo, maybe" | |
| Jacqueline says, "This may be like the Invisible Argonaut, with no good ending." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "I agree, but it won't let us outside." | ||
| djfletch asks, "can I restart and try putting the pants in the throwing contraption?" | ||
| Roger says, "The tree sounded sort of important, frex" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I feel like I should have spent the past 58 minutes hurriedly writing The Four Alpacamen of the Alpacalypse so that I could load it up at this point and we'd all be happy again." | ||
| djfletch says, "hmm, it's true it was an implemented tree" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to djf), "Sure" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "Agreed." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "So there are a couple of things to try." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to restart? | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Great. Just great.
Floyd |
Floyd | You had big plans for this evening. Romantic plans, involving
Floyd | candlelight, strawberries, and your favorite superhero, EnigmaGirl,
Floyd | whom you have finally gotten to agree to a date... And you were going
Floyd | to show her your new design, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | But getting out of here with your pride and your prototype rocket pants
Floyd | isn't going to be easy with MonkeyMan Shatner breathing down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Banana Apocalypse and the Rocket Pants of Destiny
Floyd | Copyright 2001, Emily Short
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 010525 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/10
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | MonkeyMan Shatner is here, breathing just left of down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Propulsion Lab
Floyd | So-called even though the only thing they really do around here is
Floyd | throw stuff at people. Also, they work better hours than you. In other
Floyd | words, everyone's gone home for the day.
Floyd |
Floyd | A largeish contraption points south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A banana rests on the floor nearby. Someone's lunch, no doubt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get banana" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put it in contraption" | ||
Floyd | With graceful force, the banana arcs into the air, over the nearby
Floyd | desks, unmistakeably in the direction of MonkeyMan Shatner.
Floyd |
Floyd | What happens next is a little hazy. First of all, the Ride of the
Floyd | Valkyrie starts up on the factory intercom. Second, a pair of hitherto
Floyd | unnoticed and generally locked doors at the east end of the factory
Floyd | opens up. Third, in comes a cavalcade of nude polo players. They stream
Floyd | through like the area like the Naturalist Apocalypse, departing through
Floyd | hitherto undetected and assuredly not-available-for-your-use doors to
Floyd | the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | When the dust clears and the music ends, Shatner is gone. All that
Floyd | remains is his beret, staked to the back wall with a single banana.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | You can go only south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get pants" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Propulsion Lab
Floyd | So-called even though the only thing they really do around here is
Floyd | throw stuff at people. Also, they work better hours than you. In other
Floyd | words, everyone's gone home for the day.
Floyd |
Floyd | A largeish contraption points south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put pants in contraption" | ||
Floyd | The contraption has already been fired, and you know not how to reset
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "ok" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd | What, leave without the pants? They were the whole point! You're going
Floyd | to show them to EnigmaGirl and she's going to understand that you're
Floyd | the one, you're the guy with the brains and the heart to be HER man.
Floyd | And then you'll be turning up in a tuxedo at all her superhero events
Floyd | and somehow look considerably more like Antonio Banderas and...
Floyd |
Floyd | Anyway the point is you'd better snag the pants before you leave, or
Floyd | the rest of the evening is shot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get pants" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd | You slide the pants on. They fit like... like a glove for legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Escalator
Floyd | The Out Escalator -- one way transportation for people on the go. It's
Floyd | pretty jammed at this time of evening, all your coworkers in their
Floyd | green and yellow uniforms jostling each other to get out...
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot along the automated OUT escalator until you arrive at...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | One look at the parking lot tells you what you might already have
Floyd | guessed: the traffic is going to be backed up from here to the
Floyd | Schuykill Expressway, and if you have any plans to meet EnigmaGirl in a
Floyd | timely fashion, you'd better find another way than in you trusty
Floyd | automobile.
Floyd |
Floyd | What it comes down to is this. How much do you trust your own mad
Floyd | stitching skillz?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | There's an exhilarating vibration all around your-- er-- hmm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well anyway, you blast off, is the main point. To the accompaniment of
Floyd | loud cheers and honking horns. And soon find yourself...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In Midair
Floyd | You're currently in midair some hundreds of feet over the Schuykill
Floyd | River. Off down and kind of to the southwest, you can see your front
Floyd | yard.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Wait" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x car" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, I thought we had a car." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd | There are no exits.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd | sky: You can't reach from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd | sky: You can't reach from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x sky" | ||
Floyd | A cloudless bowl, pale blue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Okay. Fire up the pants!" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn on pants" | ||
Floyd | There's an exhilarating vibration all around your-- er-- hmm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well anyway, you blast off, is the main point. To the accompaniment of
Floyd | loud cheers and honking horns. And soon find yourself...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In Midair
Floyd | You're currently in midair some hundreds of feet over the Schuykill
Floyd | River. Off down and kind of to the southwest, you can see your front
Floyd | yard.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "take sky" | ||
Floyd | You can't reach from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd | You descend with more abruptness than majesty, right through the sticky
Floyd | limbs of your tree...
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Front Yard
Floyd | Characterized by a large tree. Otherwise, it's pretty much just a patch
Floyd | of dirt that you haven't gotten around to seeding. The rocket pants
Floyd | have been your life, night and day: you haven't got time for mundane
Floyd | gardening.
Floyd |
Floyd | Just to the west is the front door of your lovely abode.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline asks, "So what is up with this tree?" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd | You've never been much for botany. It could be just about anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put pants in tree" | ||
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put pants on tree" | ||
Floyd | Putting things on the large tree would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look behind tree" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb tree" | ||
Floyd | Whatever kind of thing it is, it is not a climbable kind of thing. Oh
Floyd | well.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get tree" | ||
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "search tree" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "look under tree" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd | sky: You can't reach from here.
Floyd | large tree: That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "hide pants" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "hang pants in tree" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| djfletch says, "ok, starting to think you might be right and it doesn't have a winning ending" | |
| djfletch says, "only thing I can think is that there's some magic conversation topic we could use on EnigmaGirl, but I don't know what" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I cheated." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I have looked at the walkthrough." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "There are only two things we haven't done." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "And they are near the beginning." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "That is all I will say." | ||
| djfletch says, "hmmmmmmmm" | ||
| djfletch asks, "ok in that case shall we restart again?" | ||
| Jacqueline nods. | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to restart? | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Great. Just great.
Floyd |
Floyd | You had big plans for this evening. Romantic plans, involving
Floyd | candlelight, strawberries, and your favorite superhero, EnigmaGirl,
Floyd | whom you have finally gotten to agree to a date... And you were going
Floyd | to show her your new design, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | But getting out of here with your pride and your prototype rocket pants
Floyd | isn't going to be easy with MonkeyMan Shatner breathing down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Banana Apocalypse and the Rocket Pants of Destiny
Floyd | Copyright 2001, Emily Short
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 010525 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/10
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | MonkeyMan Shatner is here, breathing just left of down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ask shatner about enigmagirl" | ||
Floyd | "Let me tell you zomezink, my friend. Zat girl, she is dangerous. She
Floyd | has been tryink for years go get her hands upon zese rocket-pants..."
Floyd |
Floyd | And in a few brief words (marshalling, nonetheless, some compelling
Floyd | evidence), he shatters your illusions forever. So much for love, so
Floyd | much for justice, so much for black lycra and sparkly kisses. She's
Floyd | only in it for the publicity. You know that now. And you'll never be
Floyd | taken in again.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You've narrowly escaped humiliating disaster! ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline exclaims, "That was it!" | |
| djfletch says, "woooo" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also... (this is probably just flavor, but can I do the other thing?)" | ||
| djfletch says, "you probably think I cheated too but I didn't!" | ||
| djfletch says, "yup sure" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Propulsion Lab
Floyd | So-called even though the only thing they really do around here is
Floyd | throw stuff at people. Also, they work better hours than you. In other
Floyd | words, everyone's gone home for the day.
Floyd |
Floyd | A largeish contraption points south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A banana rests on the floor nearby. Someone's lunch, no doubt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get banana" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Factory Floor
Floyd | The great assembly floor of 'Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants,' which
Floyd | stretches in every direction as far as the eye can see. Particularly to
Floyd | the north, where some of your buddies with the propulsion labs work.
Floyd |
Floyd | South lies the Way Out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you sits your desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a pair of rocket pants (which are closed).
Floyd |
Floyd | MonkeyMan Shatner is here, breathing just left of down your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "show banana to shatner" | ||
Floyd | The MonkeyMan sneers at your pitiful offering. "Zis banana ees harder Floyd | zan a roque," he says. Floyd | Floyd | "A what?" Floyd | Floyd | "A roque!" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I've--" Floyd | | ||
| Floyd At zis point-- er, at this point, he gives up, rudely thrusting the | ||
| Floyd rockhard banana [TSD] back into your hands. | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "my" | |
| Jacqueline says, "So, um, okay." | ||
| djfletch says, "splendid" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Jota also wrote a speed IF for this one." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "If we want to play another." | ||
| djfletch says, "yup, I could play another one" | ||
| Gerynar says, "sure" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd | | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | Gerynar says, "anything to procrastinate on my shufflecomp game" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask bears" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | It is almost six o'clock, and you have a date with your beloved for Floyd | some good old cavorting in the park, hopefully topped off with some Floyd | newfangeld smoochies. But you are stuck at work! You thought working Floyd | at "Sprockets, Rockets, and Pants" would be easy -- and it is! But Floyd | getting home isn't. Floyd | Floyd | Bears, Bears, Bears Floyd | A game which has nothing whatsoever to do with bears. Floyd | Copyright 2001 by Admiral Jota. Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 260702 / Inform v6.21 Library 6/10 Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/2 Floyd | Floyd | > X MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | This vending machine sells tasty bananas, like most vending machines Floyd | around the world. Unfortunately, it's broken. The back panel has been Floyd | unlocked so that maintenance can look inside, but they haven't gotten Floyd | around to fixing it yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/3
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN MACHINE
Floyd |
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You open the back panel. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Lobby 0/4 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take banana" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/4 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BANANA Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "look in machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/5 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. Looks like it's missing a sprocket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Ah." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/6 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | As good-looking as ever. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Also, deja vu." | |
| Jacqueline says, "I feel like we were just in this factory, even though it is quite different." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West End of Hallway Floyd | The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Floyd | Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so Floyd | you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires. Floyd | Floyd | Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | William Shatner is singing quietly in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play frisbee" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > PLAY FRISBEE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take frisbee" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/8 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FRISBEE Floyd | Floyd | Those seem to belong to the monkey men. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x men" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/9 Floyd | Floyd | > X MEN Floyd | Floyd | While monkey men traditionally play golf, these two are playing Floyd | frisbee. As if that weren't bad enough, they're playing with *two* Floyd | frisbees, so as to ensure that the hallway is obstructed by at least Floyd | one trademarked flying disk at all times! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x frisbee" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > X FRISBEE Floyd | Floyd | They're frisbees, alright. Trademarked flying disks, just like I said. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "shatner" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > SHATNER Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Wait, he's not really here?" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I just did that because Jota always tries to dance in games." | |
| djfletch says, "maybe we can sing along with Shatner" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/11 Floyd | Floyd | > SING Floyd | Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "so is shatners" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x shatner" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/12 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHATNER Floyd | Floyd | William Shatner is standing in the corner, minding his own business. Floyd | His Priceline commercials have apparently a toll on him: he's wearing Floyd | a beret and singing "Fly Me to the Moon", nearly oblivious to the Floyd | world around him as he flips a into the air quarter repeated, in time Floyd | with the song. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x beret" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/13 Floyd | Floyd | > X BERET Floyd | Floyd | William Shatner is standing in the corner, minding his own business. Floyd | His Priceline commercials have apparently a toll on him: he's wearing Floyd | a beret and singing "Fly Me to the Moon", nearly oblivious to the Floyd | world around him as he flips a into the air quarter repeated, in time Floyd | with the song. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh, I left out the x." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get quarter" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/14 Floyd | Floyd | > GET QUARTER Floyd | Floyd | That seems to belong to the William Shatner. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "This keyboard keeps dropping letters and I don't always notice." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ask shatner for quarter" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/15 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SHATNER FOR QUARTER Floyd | Floyd | He ignores you, completely engrossed in his music. "Fly me... to the Floyd | moon, my -- friend..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to monkey men" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/15 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO MONKEY MEN Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ask monkey men about frisbee" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/16 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MONKEY MEN ABOUT FRISBEE Floyd | Floyd | The monkey men ook, but otherwise ignore you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ook" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/16 Floyd | Floyd | > OOK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/17 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West End of Hallway Floyd | The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Floyd | Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so Floyd | you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires. Floyd | Floyd | Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | William Shatner is singing quietly in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "push shatner e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/18 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH SHATNER E Floyd | Floyd | Is that the best you can think of? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | The monkey men are blocking the hallway with their frisbee game! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/20 Floyd | Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/21 Floyd | Floyd | > SING Floyd | Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/22 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "go and explore somewhere else?" | |
| Jacqueline asks, "Can we?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Sure." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/23 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/24 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Storage Closet Floyd | It is a closet which is used to store things. It is in fact, a small Floyd | storage closet, and from the perspective of the break room, it is to Floyd | the north. A creative mind could possible even construe that vending Floyd | machine as a trophy case. But it wasn't really intentional. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a rocket, a sprocket and a pair of pants here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x rocket" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/25 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROCKET Floyd | Floyd | A big rocket, much like the fireworks typically seen in cartoons like Floyd | Tom and Jerry or the Coyote and the Roadrunner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x sprocket" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/26 Floyd | Floyd | > X SPROCKET Floyd | Floyd | A small doohickey which is vital to many mechanical devices. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x pants" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/27 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANTS Floyd | Floyd | Trousers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/28 Floyd | Floyd | > GET ALL Floyd | Floyd | rocket: Taken. Floyd | sprocket: Taken. Floyd | pair of pants: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear pants" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/29 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR PANTS Floyd | Floyd | You're already wearing your invisible pants. Don't try to refer to Floyd | them: they're invisible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "So, fix the machine?" | |
| Gerynar says, "yeah" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Go for it." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/30 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "then we should be able to get bananas for the monkey men" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put sprocket in panel" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/31 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SPROCKET IN PANEL Floyd | Floyd | You expertly attach the sprocket to the appropriate flange, then close Floyd | the back panel. All fixed! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Right" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > X MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | This vending machine sells tasty bananas, like most vending machines Floyd | around the world. Put a quarter in the slot, and you could have your Floyd | very own. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh noes." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search pants" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/33 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH PANTS Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/34 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pair of pants Floyd | a rocket Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "give the rocket to shatner?" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Um, sure." | ||
| djfletch says, "literally fly him to the moon. Must be." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West End of Hallway Floyd | The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Floyd | Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so Floyd | you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires. Floyd | Floyd | Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | William Shatner is singing quietly in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give rocket to shatner" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/36 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE ROCKET TO SHATNER Floyd | Floyd | Shatner stops singing mid-verse, dropping his quarter to the ground. Floyd | Floyd | "Yes! Fly... me, to the moon!" He pulls a match from his pocket, Floyd | lights the rocket, and hops on. Seconds later he's blasting down the Floyd | corridor, singing snatches of "Magic Carpet Ride". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get quarter" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > GET QUARTER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/38 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put quarter in machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/39 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT QUARTER IN MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You put the quarter in the slot, and a banana pops out! Magic! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| DavidW goes home. | ||
| DavidW has disconnected. | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x banana" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/40 Floyd | Floyd | > X BANANA Floyd | Floyd | Mmm, banana! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get banana" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/41 Floyd | Floyd | > GET BANANA Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/42 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West End of Hallway Floyd | The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Floyd | Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so Floyd | you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires. Floyd | Floyd | Two monkey men are playing frisbee here, blocking the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Okay, that bit about Shatner singing Magic Carpet rigde was awesome." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give banana to men" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/43 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BANANA TO MEN Floyd | Floyd | The monkey men drop their frisbees and start fighting over their Floyd | banana. They eventually agree to settle the matter with a formal duel, Floyd | and leave to make the arrangements. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/44 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You trudge down the hallway for a few minutes, but realize that Floyd | there's no way you could reach the other end on foot. Sadly you Floyd | return. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Sorry I'm late." | |
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "It's okay. You solved the first game for us while you were away." | ||
| DavidW asks, "I did?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Courtesy of your walkthrough page, yeah." | ||
| DavidW says, "ah. Of course. :)" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "So thanks for that." | ||
| DavidW asks, "What's the current game?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Bears, bears, bears. A game which has nothing whatsoever to do with bears." | ||
| DavidW says, "ah yes, that one. Much fun." | ||
| DavidW says, "It does have a Shatner, naked lady, and frisbee, iirc." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "We have yet to find this naked lady, fwiw." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "There are invisible pants, though." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/45 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pair of pants Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pants" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/46
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PANTS
| inky asks, "the lady is bare-ass naked, does that count?" | |
Floyd |
Floyd | Trousers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "ITYM bear-assed" | |
| djfletch says, "ok let us find said lady" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/47 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Showers Floyd | This room is for the convenience of the employees who work with Floyd | sprockets and tend to end up covered in machine oil, or who work with Floyd | rockets and end up covered in soot, or who work with pants. It has Floyd | many shower heads, for the purpose of showering. Floyd | Floyd | There's a nude woman here! Hiding behind a pony! So you can't actually Floyd | see anything! But you know she's naked! Because I just told you so! Floyd | Floyd | "Eeeek!" she screams. "Stay away! Someone stole all my clothes when I Floyd | came in here to take a shower. I said, 'Stay away!'" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "Eeeek!" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x pony" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/49 Floyd | Floyd | > X PONY Floyd | Floyd | It's kinda like a small horse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give pants to woman" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/50 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE PANTS TO WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | The woman gratefully takes the pants and dresses herself, while still Floyd | hiding behind the pony. Floyd | Floyd | "Thank you," she says, "But could you find me a shirt, too?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Have we seen one of those?" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remove shirt" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/50 Floyd | Floyd | > REMOVE SHIRT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "it's surprising that Shatner didn't remove his shirt at any point" | |
| DavidW says, "Found her!" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "woman, no" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/51
Floyd |
Floyd | > WOMAN, NO
Floyd |
Floyd | She cowers behind the pony. "Stay back! I'm naked! Don't come any
Floyd | closer!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get on pony" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/52 Floyd | Floyd | > GET ON PONY Floyd | Floyd | She cowers behind the pony. "Stay back! I'm naked! Don't come any Floyd | closer!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I think we need to find her a shirt." | |
| djfletch says, "looks like it" | ||
| DavidW says, "yes, find a shirt for her" | ||
| DavidW says, "oh... something." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x shower heads" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/53 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOWER HEADS Floyd | Floyd | Yes, they look perfectly functional. Of course, you're clean, and Floyd | don't need to use them. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Hrm. Yeah. Just anything." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x woman" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/54 Floyd | Floyd | > X WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | A topless woman, standing behind a pony. She looks just like every Floyd | other topless woman standing behind a pony you've ever seen before. Floyd | Except cuter. Floyd | Floyd | The woman turns red when she realizes that you're ogling her. "Could Floyd | you please bring me some more clothes?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "A towel or something." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/55 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Showers Floyd | This room is for the convenience of the employees who work with Floyd | sprockets and tend to end up covered in machine oil, or who work with Floyd | rockets and end up covered in soot, or who work with pants. It has Floyd | many shower heads, for the purpose of showering. Floyd | Floyd | There's a nude woman here! Hiding behind a pony! So you can't actually Floyd | see anything! But you know she's naked! Because I just told you so! Floyd | Floyd | "Eeeek!" she screams. "Oh, it's you. Could you find me some clothes?" Floyd | As an afterthought she adds, "Stay away!" Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "ok going to look in the other rooms again" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/56 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/57 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/58 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Storage Closet Floyd | It is a closet which is used to store things. It is in fact, a small Floyd | storage closet, and from the perspective of the break room, it is to Floyd | the north. A creative mind could possible even construe that vending Floyd | machine as a trophy case. But it wasn't really intentional. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "search closet" | ||
Floyd ] Storage Closet 0/58 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH CLOSET Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you need to refer to in the course of this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "or something" | |
| DavidW says, "(I'm still lagging quite a bit. My ISP slows my connection hugely at this time of month.)" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look under machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/60 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West End of Hallway Floyd | The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Floyd | Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so Floyd | you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires. Floyd | Floyd | You can see some pair of frisbees here. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "oho" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get frisbees" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/62 Floyd | Floyd | > GET FRISBEES Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x frisbees" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/63 Floyd | Floyd | > X FRISBEES Floyd | Floyd | They're frisbees, alright. Trademarked flying disks, just like I said. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear frisbees" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/64 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR FRISBEES Floyd | Floyd | You can't wear those! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/65 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/66 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Showers Floyd | This room is for the convenience of the employees who work with Floyd | sprockets and tend to end up covered in machine oil, or who work with Floyd | rockets and end up covered in soot, or who work with pants. It has Floyd | many shower heads, for the purpose of showering. Floyd | Floyd | There's a nude woman here! Hiding behind a pony! So you can't actually Floyd | see anything! But you know she's naked! Because I just told you so! Floyd | Floyd | "Eeeek!" she screams. "Oh, it's you. Could you find me some clothes?" Floyd | As an afterthought she adds, "Stay away!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give frisbees to woman" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/67 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FRISBEES TO WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | The woman gratefully takes the frisbees and tries to cover up her Floyd | breasts with them as well as possible. Floyd | Floyd | "Thank you. You cannot imagine my gratitude." She turns bright red and Floyd | runs out of the shower room, leaving her pony behind. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh, there are TWO frisbees..." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ride pony" | ||
Floyd ] Showers 0/68 Floyd | Floyd | > RIDE PONY Floyd | Floyd | Mounted. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Lobby 0/69 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | This is the upstairs lobby of the RSP corporation. It's very different Floyd | from the downstairs lobby, in that it doesn't have a nice reception Floyd | desk, comfy chairs, or a shiny chandelier. It does have a vending Floyd | machine, though. There's a storage closet north of you and a shower Floyd | room to the south. A really long hallway leads east, to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 0/70 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West End of Hallway Floyd | The hallway stretches on for a nigh-unimaginable distance to the east. Floyd | Somewhere out there is the elevator which will take you downstairs so Floyd | you can go find the object of your smoochie-filled desires. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] West End of Hallway 1/70 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You ride triumphant down the hallway, to the cheers and acclaim of Floyd | your co-workers! Hail, the conquering hero! And if you think this is Floyd | great, you should see the smoochies. Mmmhmm! Baybee! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 1 out of a possible 1, in 70 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hurray!" | |
| Gerynar says, "yay" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Wow. Whatever happened to the good ol' days of banana and pants jokes?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I am done for today, I think." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "These were fun, though." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I would hate to play more and keep people from working on their Shufflecomp games." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "HINT HINT" | ||
| Gerynar hums in a non-musical way and looks all innocent like | ||
