ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Day I died by Marius Müller
As played on ifMUD on January 13, 2013

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of The Day I died written by Marius Müller. The Day I died was released as part of the 2013 Ultimate Not Numbered New Year's Speed IF. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load dayidied"
Floyd ]  Golf course                                          1
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In the act of dying, one feels like making an ominous voice-over.
Floyd | The end began a few months ago. My husband, Paul, had been abducted by
Floyd | a mad scientist called Frénesie, who took him to Mercury for secret
Floyd | experiments. After I escaped Voodoo Island with Elvis Presley and
Floyd | convinced him to become Justin Bieber's new manager, I focused my
Floyd | energies on getting Paul back. Surprisingly, this was easier then I
Floyd | thought, what with the Alien Technology from two games ago around. I
Floyd | bribed someone to build a portal to Mercury on the golf course next to
Floyd | our house. As I sat in the golf cart, all suited up, I had little
Floyd | notion this might become...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Day I died
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Marius Müller
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 130106 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Golf course (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course.
Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell.
Floyd | The only interesting thing is a shimmering and whispering portal, to
Floyd | the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Yes, I was doing that behind the scenes as well (but thank you)."
Nitku says, "One day I'll make a game that starts with "Floyd doesn't know that game", just to mess with people"
Jacqueline says, "haha"
DavidW says, "We never actually play golf on this golf course. How fitting."
Tale says (to davidW), "Next year!"
Jacqueline says, "Man, this thing."
DavidW says, "yay golf cart. I've missed you!"
PaulS says, "I do find golf courses boring, so that's very mimetic."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart"
Floyd ]  Golf course                                          2
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CART
Floyd |
Floyd | A new Alien Tech(tm) powered golf cart stand here. It looks remarkably
Floyd | like the three you crashed. Luckily, Mercury is so close to Earth in
Floyd | temperature and atmosphere that it needs no changes whatsoever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Golf course                                          3
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're Alex, lovable sociopath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks (of Tale), "So you're saying we won't die?"
Jacqueline asks, "Or that we shall play golf in the Summerlands?"
DavidW says, "Apparently Earth is Mercury-like."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Golf course                                          4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "No, I meant next year I'll make a golf game set on that course."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x can"
Floyd ]  Golf course                                          5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | A can of spray cheese, really all the nutrition you need.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Ah. Of course."
DavidW says, "ok, let's go into the portal"
djfletch says, "go go"
Jacqueline says, "The game is certainly hinting that way."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You drive through the portal - "Whee!" -  Luckily nobody heard that.
Floyd | You emerge on the rim of a gargantuan crater, which houses a nice
Floyd | little building called "Dr. Frenesies secret cloning lab and prison"
Floyd | in big, friendly letters.  What do you know, there is even a space
Floyd | tank patrolling below. A person is standing in the manhole. You wave
Floyd | and only realize that it is a sharkman when you see the flash of
Floyd | cannon. The many microwave pizzas lately make it hard, but you jump
Floyd | from the cart in time, before the shot hits the front axle and the
Floyd | whole golf cart tumbles into the crater as a result!
Floyd | Thank god it was build by the same guys as the Halo warthog, so it
Floyd | lands right side up and unscathed, apart from the broxen axle.
Floyd | Another shot hits the empty plain behind you! Better make for the
Floyd | building to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the Rim
Floyd | The sun is huge and brilliant here, casting everything in that harsh
Floyd | and unforgiven light they have in changing rooms. There is
Floyd | unimplemented plain all around you, except for the portal to the west
Floyd | and the building to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "x plain"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PLAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rim"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RIM
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says, "it wasn't lying"
DavidW says, "The rim, it is shot."
Nitku says (to Floyd), "x portal"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PORTAL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x building"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUILDING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to davidW), "I tried to squeeze in that joke somewhere..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CART
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Calamity arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Nitku asks, "North?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crater"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CRATER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "north seems to be where the fun is"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 7
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ventilation Building
Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the
Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop
Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking
Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a trap here with a Mercury Rat caught in it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says (to Floyd), "x rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 8
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Aww, just look at it. It has pear-shaped body, with small, scrawnly
Floyd | leg and feet. Its thick, soft fur is mostly brown with a huge white
Floyd | spot on the tummy. It looks at you cautiously.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "'scrawnly'"
PaulS says, "Tastier than canned cheese."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 9
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL FROM ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "that is an awesome word even if it's not strictly right"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 10
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 11
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | (the winner ticket)
Floyd | Oh, someone mistook the third tentacle face on this for a sun. It's
Floyd | actually a winning ticket fot the Saturn Trip lottery!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oooh, a ticket fot Saturn!"
PaulS says (to Floyd), "pet rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 12
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it,
Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "snrk"
maga says (to Floyd), "inhale rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 12
Floyd | >
Floyd | > INHALE RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "fourth wall: Broken."
Tale says, "In an Alex & Paul game? Hardly."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | A fiendish thing! It just has big red button labelled "DON'T PUSH!"
Floyd | Too bad mercury rats are literate and curious. Always a bad
Floyd | combination. The rat has one of its legs trapped under a metal bar.
Floyd | Occasionally it pulls on it, in vain, then looks at you with pleading,
Floyd | big dark eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "get cigarette"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 14
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | You better leave it. The owner might come back soon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it,
Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Who wants to push the DON'T PUSH button?"
djfletch says, "everyone!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 15
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "Sorry. :-("
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "free rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FREE RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open cage"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x cage"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says (to Floyd), "take rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it,
Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it,
Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unpush button"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNPUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 18
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | A fiendish thing! It just has big red button labelled "DON'T PUSH!"
Floyd | Too bad mercury rats are literate and curious. Always a bad
Floyd | combination. The rat has one of its legs trapped under a metal bar.
Floyd | Occasionally it pulls on it, in vain, then looks at you with pleading,
Floyd | big dark eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bar"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 19
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAR
Floyd |
Floyd | You pry open the par effortlessly. The rat jumps out of the trap
Floyd | clumsily, due in part to his excess tummy and his injured leg. It sits
Floyd | by the side of the Building and eyes you warily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 20
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | It scutters away from you. You need to earn its trust somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to DW), "woo"
maga says, "hmm, earn its trust"
Nitku says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 21
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I wonder if rats like spray cheese"
PaulS says, "Maybe it would like to smoke."
Jacqueline says, "Wait, freeing it wasn't enough? The ungrateful little rat."
maga says, "we could pee on everything, that's what rats really respect"
DavidW says (to maga), "true"
Jacqueline says (to maga), "Go for it."
maga says (to Floyd), "pee on all"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 21
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEE ON ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "It was a good theory, maga."
maga says, "what can I say, I tried"
Tale notes "Peeing is an action applying to nothing."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give cheese to rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 22
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE CHEESE TO RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The rat doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "yay"
djfletch says, "I was hoping for at least "you can't use multiple objects with that verb""
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray cheese at rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 22
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE AT RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray Can of Spray Cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray cheese"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 23
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "feed rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 23
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to feed the rat?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says (to Floyd), "spray rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the rat in the face with the cheese. It makes quite the
Floyd | surprise faced before it licks all the cheese of its face, then sits
Floyd | (oh, it's a man rat) and goes about cleaning the remainder of its
Floyd | whiskers. The rat rubs his tiny hand across his face one last time and
Floyd | looks at you lovingly. Looks like you made a friend.
Floyd | You feel like giving it a name.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cheese"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CHEESE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Quite the surprised 'face'"
maga says (to Floyd), "name rat marius"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 25
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NAME RAT MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | The rat is now known as marius.(If you don't like it anymore, just
Floyd | name it "nothing)".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Also, Tale whispered to go ahead and mention corrections on channel so that he has them for updating."
PaulS asks, "Is that if we don't like the name, or if we don't like the rat?"
Tale says (to paulS), "Both."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 26
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You scratch him between the ears, and he sits very still and closes
Floyd | his eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "Can we capitalize its name?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "name rat Marius"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 26
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NAME RAT MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Jacqueline), "That didn't work in anything put Glux"
maga says (to Floyd), "name rat nothing"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 27
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NAME RAT NOTHING
Floyd |
Floyd | You revoke your choice of rat-name.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Oh."
maga says (to Floyd), "name rat Marius"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 28
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NAME RAT MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | The rat is now known as Marius.(If you don't like it anymore, just
Floyd | name it "nothing)".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline exclaims, "Oh!"
Jacqueline says, "Okay, yay."
Jacqueline <----- Kind of OCD.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 29
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "show ticket to rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 30
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW TICKET TO RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the winner ticket to Marius)
Floyd | Marius is unimpressed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 31
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | A metal door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 32
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline snickers.
PaulS exclaims, "We free it, we give it valuable spray cheese, and still it moans about boundaries!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 33
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 34
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 35
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | He's literate, not talkative.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bar"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 36
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BAR
Floyd |
Floyd | That seems to be a part of the Trap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "invade Marius' personal bubble"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 36
Floyd | >
Floyd | > INVADE MARIUS' PERSONAL BUBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 36
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x vent"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 36
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask marius about door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 37
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK MARIUS ABOUT DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | He's literate, not talkative.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "give ticket to rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 38
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE TICKET TO RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the winner ticket to Marius)
Floyd | Marius doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "Marius, open door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 39
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, OPEN DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 40
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Ventilation Building
Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the
Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop
Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking
Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a trap here .
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ventilators"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 40
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENTILATORS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 41
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can stand on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 42
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 43
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Metal door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 44
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | A metal door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 45
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The rat opens his mouth to catch most of the cheese then sits, chewing
Floyd | happily. Then he cleans his whiskers and rubs his face clean with
Floyd | tiny hands before licking those clean, too. Aww.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 46
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ashtray is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "we could burn our ticket, for no good reason"
DavidW says, "I'm wondering if Marius swallowed the key."
PaulS says (to Floyd), "marius, unlock door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 46
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, UNLOCK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want Marius to unlock Metal door with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "get cigarette"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 47
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | You better leave it. The owner might come back soon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "smoke cigarette"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 47
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMOKE CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "put ticket under door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 47
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT TICKET UNDER DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks (of CF), "You mean Marius, the rodent-like thing?"
Nitku says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 48
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | A metal door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Should we try south, just to see if Marius follows and digs up a key?"
PaulS says (to DavidW), "Good idea."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           49
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | On the Rim
Floyd | The sun is huge and brilliant here, casting everything in that harsh
Floyd | and unforgiven light they have in changing rooms. There is
Floyd | unimplemented plain all around you, except for the portal to the west
Floyd | and the building to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           50
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | The plain is vast and empty, just like your soul. (Oh, burn!)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ventilation Building
Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the
Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop
Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking
Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a trap here .
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knock on door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x lock"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter ventilator"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER VENTILATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 52
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vent"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 52
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wave ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 53
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAVE TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | (the winner ticket)
Floyd | You look ridiculous waving the winner ticket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 54
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | (the winner ticket)
Floyd | Oh, someone mistook the third tentacle face on this for a sun. It's
Floyd | actually a winning ticket fot the Saturn Trip lottery!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "go to saturn"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 54
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GO TO SATURN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "You found that ticket in the ashtray by TAKE ALL."
PaulS says, "I'm sure the rat has got to be the solution somehow."
DavidW says (to tale), "I know"
DavidW says, "I'm stumped. I don't see a way forward."
Jacqueline asks, "Can we go back out?"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "open ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 55
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 56
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Ventilation Building
Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the
Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop
Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking
Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a trap here .
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 57
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | smoking cigarette: You better leave it. The owner might come back
Floyd | soon.
Floyd | lottery ticket: Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 58
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Two tickets?"
PaulS says (to Floyd), "x lottery ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 59
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LOTTERY TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | A lottery ticket for Dr. Frenesies annual Saturn Trip Lottery. Someone
Floyd | didn't win.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ToxicFrog arrives, full of funk, but no fun. * Jacqueline has added ToxicFrog to the channel.
djfletch says (to Floyd), "give lottery ticket to rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 60
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE LOTTERY TICKET TO RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "One was on the ashtray, the other in it."
Jacqueline says, "Hi, TF."
PaulS says, "OK, so we have two tickets and a supposedly helpful rat."
Nitku says (to Floyd), "read ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 60
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the lottery ticket or the winner ticket?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ToxicFrog says, "WHAT IS THIS MY SCREEN IS FULL OF TEXT oh, hi."
Nitku says (to Floyd), "read lottery"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 61
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ LOTTERY
Floyd |
Floyd | A lottery ticket for Dr. Frenesies annual Saturn Trip Lottery. Someone
Floyd | didn't win.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "put rat in ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 62
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RAT IN ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Marius)
Floyd |
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "marius, get in ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 64
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, GET IN ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "put rat in trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 65
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RAT IN TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Marius)
Floyd |
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put cheese in trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 66
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CHEESE IN TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 67
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "put winning ticket in trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 67
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WINNING TICKET IN TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 68
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "we could burn the non-winning ticket"
Nitku says (to Floyd), "put winner ticket in trap"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 69
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WINNER TICKET IN TRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "burn lottery ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 70
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BURN LOTTERY TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yell"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 70
Floyd | >
Floyd | > YELL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says (to Floyd), "burn rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 71
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BURN RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "marius, n"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 72
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, N
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Paul), "Meanie"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask marius about paul"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 73
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK MARIUS ABOUT PAUL
Floyd |
Floyd | He's literate, not talkative.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says (to Jacqueline), "Boundaries, shmoundaries."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss rat"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 74
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You run a hand across his soft back, and he arches it, cat-like, with
Floyd | half-closed eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says, "Looks like it's time to get a room."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 75
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Metal door)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search door"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 76
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 76
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x floor"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 76
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 76
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "x cigarette"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 77
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | The cigarette is still smoking, the owner must've gone inside for a
Floyd | few moments. How you hate timed puzzles.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smoke cigarette"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 77
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMOKE CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "So, are we just eternally stuck? Hm."
PaulS says, "Maybe if we wait just out of sight, the owner will come back."
djfletch asks, "hmm are we supposed to swap one ticket for the other?"
DavidW says, "I really don't know what to do."
Tale says, "Well, I could give you a hint. This really isn't this hard."
maga says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 78
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Ventilation Building
Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the
Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop
Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking
Floyd | cigarette.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a trap here .
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to djf), "oh, maybe"
Nitku says (to Floyd), "x ventilator"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 78
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENTILATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "x ventilators"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 78
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENTILATORS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I don't remember where the tickets were originally"
maga says (to Floyd), "light ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 78
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIGHT TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the lottery ticket or the winner ticket?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says (to Floyd), "lottery"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 79
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOTTERY
Floyd |
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says, "I think the winner was in the tray, and the other was on it."
DavidW says, "yeah, that's nutty and makes no sense to me."
djfletch asks, "ok, so if we leave the winning one and walk away, the owner will go off to Saturn?"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "put winning ticket on ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 79
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WINNING TICKET ON ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 80
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "put winner ticket on ashtray"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 81
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WINNER TICKET ON ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the winner ticket on ashtray.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           82
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | On the Rim
Floyd | The sun is huge and brilliant here, casting everything in that harsh
Floyd | and unforgiven light they have in changing rooms. There is
Floyd | unimplemented plain all around you, except for the portal to the west
Floyd | and the building to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sharkmen janitor comes through the door and picks up the cigarette,
Floyd | totally oblivious to you, even though you're mentioned in his room
Floyd | description. He takes up the ticket and sighs. "I would've loved to go
Floyd | to Saturn, Steve went  and he- Holy Fin, what is this?" He takes out a
Floyd | pair of glasses and peers at the ticket. "I won! Screw this job." He
Floyd | takes right off, to the northnortheast, where there is a huge barrack
Floyd | in the distance. Behind him, the door begins to close slowly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  On the Rim                                           82
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "ooh, run back!"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 83
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ventilation Building
Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the
Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop
Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a winner ticket
Floyd | and a smoking cigarette.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a trap here .
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "hmm, the ticket is still there"
DavidW says, "He didn't even take... yeah"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "get ticket"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 84
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET TICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | (the winner ticket)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Ventilation Building                                 85
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Upper Airduct                                        86
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Upper Airduct
Floyd | This looks like a maintenance room, with a ladder leading down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says, "he was too excited"
maga says (to Tale), "'barracks' is always plural, unless it's part of a compound word like 'barrack-house'"
Tale says (to nitku), "Yes, that's, er, my explanation too"
maga says, "like trousers"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Lower Airduct                                        87
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Airduct
Floyd | This room is equally superfluos and has a door leading east.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rat clambers down the ladder with surprising grace, considering
Floyd | his girth.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius seems scared of something and runs outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "trouser-house"
Nitku says, "or 'barrack-obama'"
Tale says, "Huh, thanks. It's different in german."
jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. DavidW says, "Rat runs away like a rat."
DavidW asks, "East?"
djfletch says, "yup"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              88
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I'm sure Paul won't mind if we play in the lab first before freeing him."
PaulS says, "Can't pass up a nice lab session."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  89
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cloning machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  90
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLONING MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It has two vats, one enterable, and an input slot. Looks like without
Floyd | a Data iPod in it, the machine just clones what is in it. It has a
Floyd | big, red lever labelled "CLONE" and not much else. Yep, an Apple
Floyd | product.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Marius), "C'mere, rat."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x slot"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  91
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLOT
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about Slot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "slot, hi"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  91
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLOT, HI
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't talk to Slot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet slot"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  92
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET SLOT
Floyd |
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray slot"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  93
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY SLOT
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put cheese in vat"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  93
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CHEESE IN VAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  94
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "put winner ticket in slot"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  95
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WINNER TICKET IN SLOT
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  96
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  97
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine begins to hum softly, and the lever jumps back into
Floyd | position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  98
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The pod hisses shut pneumatically. Nothing happens for a second or
Floyd | two, then both pods hiss open and a figure emerges from the second
Floyd | one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  99
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your clone here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x clone"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  100
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLONE
Floyd |
Floyd | As good-looking (a clone) as ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clone suddenly grabs his face, "Ah, oh no, the horrors of
Floyd | technology" and melts into a pool of green go. Hm, a touching plea to
Floyd | proceed with care in matters of human cloning.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
DavidW says, "green goO"
Jacqueline says, "That ... was awesome."
PaulS says (to Floyd), "x goo"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  100
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GOO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I think we've now gotten our money's worth out of this game."
DavidW says, "I guess we need a stablizer module for Slot."
Tale asks (of jacq), "Already?"
Jacqueline asks, "I know. Good return on investment, eh?"
Nitku says (to Floyd), "put cheese in machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  101
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CHEESE IN MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You put Can of Spray Cheese into the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metal door falls shut with a pneumatic hiss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "Indeed."
Nitku says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  102
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine begins to hum softly, and the lever jumps back into
Floyd | position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  103
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine gives an annoying error sound, and nothing happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Nitku says, "aww"
Nitku says (to Floyd), "get cheese"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CHEESE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think cloning only works on living critters."
Tale says (to nitku), "because Inform is so good at procedual object generation"
maga asks, "but isn't that how Velveeta is produced in the real world?"
maga says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  105
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  106
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Velveeta is made from bacteria farts and sunbeams."
maga asks, "hmm, can we go and grab the rat and stick him in there?"
ToxicFrog says, "I thought it was made from recycled saran wrap."
PaulS says (to DavidW), "I didn't know it was so natural."
maga says, "possibly I should not obey my Cryptozookeeper instincts to make a cheese/rat hybrid"
DavidW says, "I think we should check the prison cells."
Tale says (to maga), "Aw man, that would be kinda awesome"
PaulS says (to maga), "The rat we have is quite sufficiently annoying without cloning it."
maga says, "I was thinking that a cheese rat would be more edible"
DavidW says, "I bet this cloning machine is why we got to name the rat in the first place, so we can name the clone too,."
PaulS says (to maga), "More edible than a non-cheese rat? Not unlikely."
DavidW asks, "c'mon. Prison cells. Might be half-naked men in bondage?"
PaulS says, "Yup."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              107
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  108
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a
Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to
Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that
Floyd | should take a while.
Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue
Floyd | button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You sneak down the hallway to the next cell. And there Paul sits,
Floyd | sullenly on a cot, eyes down, shoulders slumped. You lean agsainst the
Floyd | frame nonchalantly. "Hey handsome"
Floyd | Paul's eyes light up and he jumps to his feet and grabs the bars. "I
Floyd | knew you'd come to rescue us!"
Floyd | "Us? I was thinking of just rescuing you!"
Floyd | Paul puts his hands on his hips and furrows his brow. "Is that so? How
Floyd | would you feel if someone left you in prison?" You avert his gaze and
Floyd | try to dig in the prison floor with your boot. "Pretty terrible." you
Floyd | murmur. He pats you through the bars. "Well done. Now get us out. Man,
Floyd | am I happy to see you." He smiles. You turn away. "Me too." Dang, you
Floyd | must have some dust in your eye.
Floyd | Paul's Cell
Floyd | Paul sits here gloomily, awaiting his rescue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Looks like there will be a threesome, even with the golf cart destroyed."
DavidW says, "Or a moresome with cloning tech."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rescue paul"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESCUE PAUL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x paul"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAUL
Floyd |
Floyd | His beard has become a bit more scraggly since you last saw him, far
Floyd | too long ago, and his frame looks thin and fragile in the prison
Floyd | pyjamas. But he's alive.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "Gosh, how is it that such morality discussions never arise in the human cloning debates?"
DavidW says, "Too busy having clone orgies to worry about morality."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask paul about rat"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK PAUL ABOUT RAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask paul about guard"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK PAUL ABOUT GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "They've done studies on twins and it turns out to be fine."
Tale says (to davidW), "Talk to"
DavidW asks, "Paul seems inanimate. Is he dead?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to paul"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO PAUL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Free us, then we can have all the Quip-based conversations you want."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Wow. Who knew there was a fifth wall to break?"
Jacqueline says, "snrk"
maga says, "oh me oh my"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x bars"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BARS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
PaulS says, "Once we free him he'll probably just moan on about boundaries."
DavidW says, "I suppose we have to push that blue button and the bars retract."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss paul"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS PAUL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          112
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "I suppose we could see if there's a cell west of the guard?"
DavidW asks, "Like, who else are we freeing?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bar"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          112
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BAR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  113
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a
Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to
Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that
Floyd | should take a while.
Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue
Floyd | button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  114
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "to the south"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          115
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul's Cell
Floyd | Paul sits here gloomily, awaiting his rescue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      116
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You continue down the hallway, and Paul whispers: "That's a Venusian
Floyd | warrior woman..."
Floyd | "So men really are from Mars and women ..."
Floyd | "No dear, gender is artificial construct that's not helping anyone."
Floyd | "Can she understand us?"
Floyd | "I learnt a few pheases, but we don't have time for chit-chat. Maybe
Floyd | latter."
Floyd |
Floyd | Venusian's cell
Floyd | The Venusian's warrior woman sits here, awaiting rescue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x woman"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      117
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She has silvery skin, golden her put up in a tight bun, and wears full
Floyd | body chain mail. Black, pearl eyes look at you unblinking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to woman"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      118
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She just nods at your curtly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 119
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell
Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says (to Floyd), "x rask"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 120
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RASK
Floyd |
Floyd | Without going into too much detail, it looks like he died a
Floyd | humiliating and avoidable death.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "odd how his name rhymes with a mudder's name. Coincidence, I guess."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search body"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 121
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BODY
Floyd |
Floyd | Aha! You found a datachip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "Utterly."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 122
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "(golden 'hair' put up in a tight bun)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x datachip"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 123
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DATACHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | Looks like it's a DNA scrambler. It will rearrange all those little
Floyd | letters in your genes at random.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "Oh my, I hate when I do that. (Words that kind of sound the same)."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 124
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a datachip
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       125
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline shrugs. "You just said you wanted stuff pointed out. Pretty understandable, and a typo anyone could make."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gate"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       126
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GATE
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge metal gate, padlocked, with a small window inside it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look through window"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       127
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK THROUGH WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       128
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see the tank outside, patrolling, and the sad sight of your
Floyd | golf cart, front axle broken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x padlock"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       128
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PADLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chair"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       128
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Jacqueline), "Sure! Please, everyone, keep pointing typos and the like out. I was more angry with myself."
DavidW says, "ok. My plan is to clone a faulty version of ourselves with the datachip, and it'll maybe stre-e-e-etch over to the blue button an' push it."
djfletch says, "now we have Marius back we can clone him too"
PaulS says, "...DavidW Worth a try for sure."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 129
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell
Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      130
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Venusian's cell
Floyd | The Venusian's warrior woman sits here, awaiting rescue.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          131
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul's Cell
Floyd | Paul sits here gloomily, awaiting his rescue.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  132
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a
Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to
Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that
Floyd | should take a while.
Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue
Floyd | button.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              133
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  134
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put datachip in slot"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  135
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DATACHIP IN SLOT
Floyd |
Floyd | You slide it into the slot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put marius in vat"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  135
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT MARIUS IN VAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put marius in machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  136
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT MARIUS IN MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Marius)
Floyd |
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "marius, enter machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  137
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, ENTER MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  138
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  139
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine begins to hum softly, and the lever jumps back into
Floyd | position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  140
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine goes *beep* *boom* *clang* and something metallic is spit
Floyd | out of the other pod. You hear a puff as the datachip disintegrates.
Floyd | Must've been one use only.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  141
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  142
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see an axle and Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "It made a new axle?!"
Jacqueline says, "eep"
DavidW asks, "Our first child -- and it's an axle! What will the neighbours think?"
Jacqueline says, "I was worried about the datachip, but yeah, looks like a new axle."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take axle"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  143
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "well, let's push the button with the axle."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              144
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  145
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a
Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to
Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that
Floyd | should take a while.
Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue
Floyd | button.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button with axle"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  145
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON WITH AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  146
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | Stretch your arm as far as you can through the bars, but you just
Floyd | can't reach it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit button with axle"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  146
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT BUTTON WITH AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Blue Button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "use axle"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  146
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x axle"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  147
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | A perfectly fine front axle for a golf cart.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "marius, push button"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch asks, "can we get Marius into the machine by putting cheese in it or something?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "guard, push button"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GUARD, PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly
Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right
Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it.
Floyd |
Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the
Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle
Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite
Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your
Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots
Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all.
Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a
Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks
Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore,
Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make
Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation
Floyd | Building any second."
Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel
Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the
Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader.
Floyd | They start running towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "aha"
PaulS says, "I'm afraid I've got to go."
PaulS goes home. DavidW says, "hm. We have no way through this door."
Tale says (to PaulS), "Well, now they all die"
DavidW asks, "Should I undo and save?"
DavidW asks, "People?"
Jacqueline says, "..."
Jacqueline asks, "I'm... oh, okay, just to undo and save?"
Jacqueline says, "Yes"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I thought you meant go back for a sec, but I think you've probably done the right thing."
Jacqueline says, "But yeah, we're also probably on a timer now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a
Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to
Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that
Floyd | should take a while.
Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue
Floyd | button.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly
Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right
Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it.
Floyd |
Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the
Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle
Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite
Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your
Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots
Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all.
Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a
Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks
Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore,
Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make
Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation
Floyd | Building any second."
Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel
Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the
Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader.
Floyd | They start running towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot door"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Gate)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "hit them with our axle"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot sharkmen"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT SHARKMEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay
Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down
Floyd | the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen open fire.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly
Floyd | quite as pleased as you. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "I guess I should be shooting something else? Or the leader?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly
Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right
Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it.
Floyd |
Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the
Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle
Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite
Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your
Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots
Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all.
Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a
Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks
Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore,
Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make
Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation
Floyd | Building any second."
Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel
Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the
Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader.
Floyd | They start running towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot leader"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT LEADER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "ideas?"
djfletch says, "hmm"
DavidW asks, "We could give the gun to the woman? Maybe she's better at shooting than us?"
djfletch says, "worth a try"
jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give gun to woman"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GUN TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Venusian warrior woman isn't able to receive things.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch asks, "was the gate here just locked?"
DavidW says, "It's always been locked."
Jacqueline says, "I dunno, you fulfilled the title of the game, so that's kind of a win."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "hit sharkmen with axle"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT SHARKMEN WITH AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Sharkmen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gun"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GUN
Floyd |
Floyd | The latest in sharkmen technology. It's said one needs to be really
Floyd | focused to use one of these.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "focus"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FOCUS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch asks, "could we trap them in a cell somehow?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell
Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay
Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down
Floyd | the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen open fire.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly
Floyd | quite as pleased as you. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 152
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "also, check in case the button unlocked the main gate as well as the cells."
djfletch says, "oh, you tried that"
DavidW says, "I don't think the cells have an 'in' location."
DavidW says, "It's just a hallway."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray sharkmen"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY SHARKMEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Venusian's cell
Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen open fire.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly
Floyd | quite as pleased as you. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ToxicFrog disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. djfletch asks, "can we lever the gate with the axle?"
DavidW says, "It's padlocked, it said. But maybe it acts like a crowbar."
DavidW says, "[Gate]'s padlocked, [game] said. But maybe [axle] acts like a crowbar."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly
Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right
Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it.
Floyd |
Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the
Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle
Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite
Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your
Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots
Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all.
Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a
Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks
Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore,
Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make
Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation
Floyd | Building any second."
Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel
Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the
Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader.
Floyd | They start running towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open gate with axle"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN GATE WITH AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pry gate with axle"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRY GATE WITH AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break gate with axle"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK GATE WITH AXLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to break Gate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break gate"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK GATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "I still wonder if we should have cloned the rat somehow, although I don't know how it would help here."
Jacqueline says (to djf), "I dunno."
Jacqueline says, "It kept telling us to respect Marius' boundaries."
DavidW asks, "Unless we could spray the machine?"
Jacqueline says, "Oho"
Jacqueline says, "OHO"
Tale says (to Jacqueline), "I can see you smirking from here"
Jacqueline says, "Like with the button."
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "heehee"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray machine"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It has two vats, one enterable, and an input slot. Looks like without
Floyd | a Data iPod in it, the machine just clones what is in it. It has a
Floyd | big, red lever labelled "CLONE" and not much else. Yep, an Apple
Floyd | product.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "Spray vat?"
DavidW says, "vat isn't implemented"
Jacqueline says, "Oh"
djfletch asks, "get in it and spray some cheese around?"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter vat"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER VAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "spray cheese"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  154
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "drop cheese"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  155
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CHEESE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  156
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter machine"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the cloning machine you can see Can of Spray Cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "get can"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  159
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  160
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I've been wondering why that 'for the weekend' is in there. Like, is that explaining why there aren't cloning technicians in here right now, because is"
Jacqueline asks, "because it is Saturday?"
Tale asks (of Jacqueline), "Do you want me to answer?"
Jacqueline says, "Only if it's not really a spoiler, I guess."
Jacqueline says, "If it's a spoiler, then no."
Tale says, "it really isn't. Just a good reason to have neither technicians nor more guards around."
Jacqueline nods.
DavidW says, "hm. Maybe we should shoot the door? I feel I was shooting at the wrong target, and maybe the door is the right one."
Jacqueline says, "I like that idea."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  162
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a
Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to
Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that
Floyd | should take a while.
Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue
Floyd | button.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Then we're not indescriminately killing."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly
Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right
Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it.
Floyd |
Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the
Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle
Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite
Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your
Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots
Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all.
Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a
Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks
Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore,
Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make
Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation
Floyd | Building any second."
Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel
Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the
Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader.
Floyd | They start running towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot door"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot gate"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT GATE
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what
Floyd | the law says.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot padlock"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT PADLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "You're right, no bugs at all in this game that was written quickly and not tested. Just like all of our games."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot window"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what
Floyd | the law says.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see Marius here.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "And we can't just go south."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Gate)
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "shoot marius"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what
Floyd | the law says.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "count sharkmen"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COUNT SHARKMEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to jacqueline), "I'm basically sitting under the table at this moment, sobbing quietly"
Jacqueline says, "Awwwww"
DavidW asks, "maybe we should shoot sharkmen as often as possible and maybe get them all if we don't waste any turns?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot sharkmen"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT SHARKMEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       165
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay
Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down
Floyd | the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their
Floyd | generic attack text.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen open fire.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly
Floyd | quite as pleased as you. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Should we shoot their generic attack text?"
djfletch says, "ha"
djfletch says, "it could work"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot attack text"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT ATTACK TEXT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot me"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what
Floyd | the law says.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen open fire.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly
Floyd | quite as pleased as you. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Tale says, "That is a great idea and far better than the actual solution."
maga says, "maybe we can exploit their dedication to gun safety procedures"
Jacqueline says, "So."
maga says, "stand in front of something they're unwilling to destroy"
Jacqueline says, "Is the fact that it's a Kerkerkruip gun just an homage? Or is it a clue>"
Jacqueline asks, "?"
Jacqueline says (to maga), "You learned your firearms rules from the best."
maga says, "we could CONCENTRATE, if it's Kerkerkruip"
maga says, "you can never get a hit in Kerkerkruip without concentrating for a few rounds"
DavidW says, "never played Kerkerkruip"
DavidW says, "And I tried FOCUS."
Jacqueline says, "Use the real word. That'll impress 'em."
Jacqueline says, "ILAC"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "concentrate"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONCENTRATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You concentrate, and are now mildly concentrated.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen open fire.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly
Floyd | quite as pleased as you. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  148
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly
Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right
Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it.
Floyd |
Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the
Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle
Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite
Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your
Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots
Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all.
Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a
Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks
Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore,
Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make
Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation
Floyd | Building any second."
Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel
Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the
Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader.
Floyd | They start running towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "concentrate"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONCENTRATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You concentrate, and are now mildly concentrated.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!"
Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?"
Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but
Floyd | don't fire yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | You concentrate, and are now quite concentrated.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay
Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down
Floyd | the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | You concentrate, and are now maximally concentrated.
Floyd |
Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot sharkmen"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT SHARKMEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun)
Floyd | Fully focused, you go into bullet time and
Floyd | PEW PEW BOOM ARGH PEW PEW BOOM ARGH ARGH PEW OH NO ARGH PEW DUCK PEW
Floyd | PEW PEW PEW
Floyd | Isn't text just a great medium for action scenes? Anyway, all the
Floyd | sharkmen are dead.
Floyd | The Venusian nods at you approvingly, then she confers with Paul in
Floyd | whispered tones. You try not to look jealous. "Okay", says Paul,
Floyd | "there is tunnel build by the Mercurian resistance (which was cut out
Floyd | of the game because someone ran out of time). It is behind one of
Floyd | those crater walls."
Floyd | The Alien Warrior points through the small window at one section of
Floyd | the crater wall, and you have a pretty good idea of which one she
Floyd | means.
Floyd |  "You need to get the tank to shoot at it, dear."
Floyd | "Um, I'm on foot, and the Kerkerkruip gun is empty. Might as well
Floyd | throw it away" (which you do)
Floyd | "Maybe if you could find a way to repair the golf cart, we'd have a
Floyd | chance. Our venusian friend here is a good mechanic. Just give any
Floyd | repair parts to her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "hooray"
DavidW says (to maga), "thanks for the verb hint."
DavidW says (to Tale), "allow 'focus'."
Tale says, "Will do, sir"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Hey hey, I helped!"
Jacqueline exclaims, "We are a team!"
Jacqueline slinks off, unrecognized.
Tale) DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "Backseat driver"
maga says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       154
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an axle
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says (to Floyd), "give axle to venusian"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       155
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE AXLE TO VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She takes the axle with gret reverence, and Paul rubs your back
Floyd | lovingly.
Floyd | "Okay, now you need to distract the tank while she installs it."
Floyd | "Just one sec.... How do I distract a tank?"
Floyd | "One, you are the protagonist. Two, these sharkmen were breed from the
Floyd | Internet generation and white sharks. It shouldn't be to hard to
Floyd | distract them."
Floyd | Paul unlocks the gate.
Floyd | "Go get'em, Tiger."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "s/gret/great"
maga says, "and s/breed/bred"
Tale says, "Thanks."
DavidW asks, "I thought the woman wasn't able to accept things?"
DavidW asks, "and, uh, how did Paul unlock the gate?"
djfletch says, "Oh no, he's one of them!"
Tale says, "Hm... I thought that one text says he picked up the key, but it doesn't."
DavidW says, "ah"
DavidW asks, "well, I have no idea how to flirt with a tank, but south?"
djfletch says, "yup"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       156
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Really? You're not sure you feel "save" out there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       156
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Gate)
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads inside, to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | The space tank is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "distract tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DISTRACT TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "woo tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WOO TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "spray cheese on tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE ON TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray Can of Spray Cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "dammit, the cheese plan was my only idea"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       156
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Gate)
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads inside, to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | The space tank is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to outrun the tank, but have no luck.
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to outrun the tank, but have no luck.
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray turret"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPRAY TURRET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to outrun the tank, but have no luck.
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "moon tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOON TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch asks, "do we have any items left except tickets?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "And Marius"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "block tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BLOCK TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale asks, "There are some points that aren't bugs. but design flaws, where I expected you to discover things in a different order which would make it easier. Is it okay if I point slight things like these out?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand in front of tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND IN FRONT OF TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to stand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tank"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | With its thick, bluish metal armor and black ugly chains, the tank
Floyd | looks imepenetrable. A sharkmen in a thick helmet is standing in the
Floyd | manhole and aiming the huge laser turret. At you, if that's of
Floyd | interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to sharkman"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO SHARKMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to sharkmen"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO SHARKMEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "I don't mind, if you think we're more confused than we should be. Depends if anyone else still has things to try."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chains"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x manhole"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MANHOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I guess if you think it to be nearly show-stopping otherwise, and it's really design flaw and not just, y'know, us, then I am okay with it."
DavidW says, "What Jacqueline said."
Tale says, "I expected you to not have the axle at that point."
djfletch says, "hmmmmm"
DavidW asks, "You mean we were expected to free the prisoners, shoot guards, and then find an axle?"
Jacqueline asks, "Supposed to free everyone first?"
Tale says, "Right. I don't want to imply anything complicated ; And you're not stuck. It's just, well."
DavidW says, "I guess the implication is to go back north instead of through the gate right away."
DavidW says, "maybe search the dead guards or something."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       156
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell
Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search body"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BODY
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      159
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Venusian's cell
Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          160
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul's Cell
Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | An empty room.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkman's phone has fallen to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x phone"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  162
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | An iPhone, specifically adapted for plump sharkmen hand. Looks like
Floyd | the Sharkman was playing Fruit Ninja.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take phone"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius seems to be quite interested in it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "call home"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL HOME
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "call et"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL ET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  165
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lab
Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give phone to marius"
Floyd ]  Lab                                                  166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE PHONE TO MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius is utterly captivated. He paws the screen adorably and even
Floyd | hits one or two fruits. Aw man! How cute. This would be a youtube hit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              167
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads
Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x marius"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              168
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Aww, just look at it. It has pear-shaped body, with small, scrawnly
Floyd | leg and feet. Its thick, soft fur is mostly brown with a huge white
Floyd | spot on the tummy. It looks at you lovingly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              169
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Cellphone
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play with phone"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              169
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLAY WITH PHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x phone"
Floyd ]  Hallway                                              170
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | An iPhone, specifically adapted for plump sharkmen hand. Looks like
Floyd | the Sharkman was playing Fruit Ninja.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  By the guard's room                                  171
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the guard's room
Floyd | An empty room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Paul's Cell                                          172
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul's Cell
Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Venusian's cell                                      173
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Venusian's cell
Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Ronathan Rasks' cell                                 174
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell
Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       175
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Reception area
Floyd | This is a small reception area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads outside, to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "I, too, watch too many animals-playing-with-touchscreen vids on YouTube."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf7"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Reception area                                       175
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "heh"
Jacqueline asks, "And we searched Blask, um, I mean, Rask, right?"
DavidW asks, "So, we reenact a cute youtube vid and the sharkman in the tank is distracted? Is that the plan?"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW asks, "Can't we pretend to be Overly Attached Girlfriend and sing instead?"
djfletch says, "sharks love cuteness"
Jacqueline says, "I would say that's a crazy idea, David, except it's just the sort of thing this game would do."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                176
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening Gate)
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads inside, to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | The space tank is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give phone to marius"
Floyd ]  Upper Western Wall                                   177
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE PHONE TO MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharkmen removes his helmet and stares at the rat. "Guys, guys!"
Floyd | he shouts down into the tank. "Are you seeing this? That's adorable."
Floyd | A hollow voice answers: "I have it on the screen. Man, that's so cute!
Floyd | A rat playing Fruit Ninja. I could watch it all day. Or at least,
Floyd | until something brings my attention back to the task at hand."
Floyd | You sprint over to the golf cart, where the Venusian gives you a
Floyd | thumbs up. You high-five her and start the motor. Paul comes running,
Floyd | and he, the warrior woman and the rat pool onto the back seat. You put
Floyd | it into gear and hit the gas. The cart soon reaches a neck-breaking 15
Floyd | mph.
Floyd |
Floyd | Upper Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "BING"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Well done, DW!"
DavidW asks, "uh, which way are we facing?"
DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "thanks"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Upper Western Wall                                   178
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the crater wall behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Dunno if it matters which way we're facing in the cart any more than it would if we were walking."
Tale says, "It doesn't."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Upper Western Wall                                   177
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Upper Western Wall
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                178
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads inside, to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                179
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The cart won't fit. It's not a miniature golf cart, ha ha ha.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the crater wall behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Upper Eastern Wall                                   180
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Upper Eastern Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | This is the place the Venusian indicated earlier! There is a crumbling
Floyd | crack in the wall, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd ]  Upper Eastern Wall                                   181
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind it lies your path to freedom.
Floyd |
Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the crumbling wall behind you,
Floyd | which reveals a tunnel.
Floyd | "Hooray!" says Paul, and even Marius squeals happily. "Now we only
Floyd | need to get rid of the tank and escape a planet 138 million miles from
Floyd | Earth."
Floyd | "And that's only when they furthest apart!" you add, helpfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "they're the furthest apart"
Tale says, "Right, just saw that"
Tale says, "Had I known you'd name the damned thing after me, a lot of the rat descs would be differnet"
DavidW asks, "The tunnel is north? east? south?"
Tale says, "(north)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               182
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it
Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all
Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate
Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems
Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               183
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The Venusian graps Paul's arm and whispers to him urgently, while you
Floyd | take point and step onto the bridge. It's small, and amateurishly
Floyd | carved out of the stone. To either side, the cave drops down into
Floyd | lightless depths. Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in
Floyd | the walls provide a dim light.
Floyd | "Seems safe eno..."
Floyd | Then something steps out of the shadows at the other end of the
Floyd | bridge, something huge and horrible. The kind of creature that would
Floyd | have Lovecraft scramble for his dictionary.  Slavering fangs,
Floyd | razor-sharp claws and horrible gurgling noises ... You turn around to
Floyd | warn the others, but then the grue is already upon you, and swipes you
Floyd | off the bridge with her razor-sharp claws. With a bloodied and mangled
Floyd | face, you hurtle screaming into the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | ***You have died.***
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no! The love of your life has fallen beyond time and memory :-(
Floyd | >
Tale says, "Er, huh. That's supposed to be blocked till you get rid of the tank"
Jacqueline asks (of Tale), "Heehee - how would they be different... an example?"
Tale says, "Shit shit"
Tale says (to dw), "Please undo, this won't make any sense"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               182
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Upper Eastern Wall                                   181
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Upper Eastern Wall
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "We're supposed to 'get rid of a tank'?"
Tale says, "Yep"
DavidW asks, "I didn't put any high explosives in my pants this morning. Anyone else?"
djfletch says, "we could get out and then let them shoot it up"
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "I think you might have meant 'ellipses'"
DavidW asks, "Anyone dig a Bengal tiger pit the tank can fall into?"
DavidW asks, "Anyone know of a secret helium mine that will send the tank into space?"
Tale says, "The crater is laid out in a 3 x 3 pattern, if that's any help"
djfletch says, "we could spray cheese on it, but that's just my solution to everything now"
DavidW says, "yeah, I was guessing that the 'chase' had to continue somehow."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Middle Eastern Wall                                  182
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Middle Eastern Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Lower Eastern Wall                                   183
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Eastern Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Southern Wall                                        184
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Southern Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   185
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | An overhang of rock towers here into the crater.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Middle Western Wall                                  186
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Middle Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  center                                               187
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | center (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plain                                                188
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plain (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge  metal gate leads inside, to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Upper Western Wall                                   189
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Upper Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Middle Western Wall                                  190
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Middle Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   191
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | An overhang of rock towers here into the crater.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh. overhang."
rjbs goes home.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter overhang"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   192
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER OVERHANG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the overhang behind you. "Oh sh-"
Floyd | says Paul before the whole cart is engulfed in a dust cloud. You steer
Floyd | this way and that, just hoping you don't hit any walls and emerge to
Floyd | the north of the cloud. Marius covers his nose and sneezes. The
Floyd | Venusian clears dust from her face with a dignified wipe of her hand.
Floyd | Unfortunaley, the overhang has missed the tank. The dust covering the
Floyd | gunner makes him look even more like a white shark.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "If it weren't for the link to the ClubFloyd RSS in the channel topic, which is useful, I'd have changed the topic to 'djfletch says, "we could spray cheese on it, but that's just my solution to everything now"'"
djfletch says, "yay"
DavidW says, "I'm having trouble picturing the overhang's placement and purpose."
Tale says, "hooray"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Middle Western Wall                                  193
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Middle Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  center                                               194
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | center (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Southern Wall                                        195
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Southern Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title.
Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included)
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   196
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Western Wall (in the golf cart)
Floyd | The overhang has fallen to the crater floor. Looks suspiciously like a
Floyd | ramp.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tank pursues you!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Can I ask a cross-cultural question that I think I don't really want the answer to? Do they have spray cheese in Germany, Tale? (Gods, I hope not.)"
maga says, "no, but they do have spray sausage"
Tale says, "Nope"
Jacqueline says (to maga), "hahaha"
DavidW says, "okay, a ramp. Which direction is it leading? (So little direction info in this game.)"
Jacqueline says, "Also, ew ew ew"
maga says, "make anything sausage-coated"
ToxicFrog says, "What *is* spray cheese? It sounds like cheese (presumably foamed cheese-like petroleum byproduct) that you can spray onto things, but that's crazy."
Jacqueline says, "But now that I think of it, those are two great tastes that would taste great sprayed together..."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to ToxicFrog), "I think it's probably like cheese-flavoured silly string, but I'm not sure."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter ramp"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER RAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "I thought it was basically aerosol Velveeta"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter overhang"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER OVERHANG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Tale says (to davidW), "There is no directional info because you don't need it"
DavidW says (to Tale), "The hell you say."
DavidW says, "I just died."
DavidW says, "Someone else drive."
Tale says, "Sure, but that's because I'm lousy at including synonyms and different actions."
DavidW says, "Show me how it's done."
Jacqueline says, "I have found a link to a photo of spray cheese for you, TF. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it is on a page entitled 'Bizarre Foods America Season Opener: Ten Foods We Want Andrew Zimmern to Eat'"
Jacqueline | [LINK]
Jacqueline says, "With the full article, including explanation of Easy Cheese, here:"
Jacqueline | [LINK]
djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Western Wall
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I like the *** Not the death the title alluded to *** bit."
Jacqueline says, "Aside from the fact that we keep hitting it."
djfletch says, "maybe we just keep going the way we were going and that will take us up the ramp"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Western Wall
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his
Floyd | lap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Not the death the title alluded to ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Tale asks, "This is really GTV. Is it okay if I ...?"
djfletch says, "ok by me"
Jacqueline says, "Sure."
Tale says (to Floyd), "drive over ramp"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRIVE OVER RAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Lower Western Wall
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "drive over ramp"
Floyd ]  Lower Western Wall                                   197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRIVE OVER RAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says (to Floyd), "drive over overhang"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               198
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRIVE OVER OVERHANG
Floyd |
Floyd | With a screeching handbrake turn, you line up the cart, the ramp and
Floyd | the tank. "What are you doing?" shouts Paul and grabs the seat in
Floyd | front of him. "I'm going Mario on these suckers!"
Floyd | You hit the pedal, and the golf cart accelerates, up the makeshift
Floyd | ramp.
Floyd | For a second, it's all frozen, the cart in the air, the sharkman
Floyd | gaping up open mouthed- then he screams "Three days from retirement!"
Floyd | before the cart crashes down on him. And catches fire. Quickly.
Floyd |  "To the tunnel!" you shout and grab Paul's hand.
Floyd | As the four of you reach the tunnel, tank and cart explode behind you.
Floyd | "The owner of that golf club must really, really hate you by now"
Floyd | says Paul, giggling.
Floyd | You hold him for a moment and ruffle his hair.
Floyd | The Venusian says something, and Paul frowns, not comprehending. "She
Floyd | asked if we have source of darkness."
Floyd | "Must be poetic Venusian language for something. We'll worry about it
Floyd | later."You grab Paul's hand and together you go north, into the
Floyd | tunnel. Marius hopples behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it
Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all
Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate
Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems
Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search spiderwebs"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               199
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH SPIDERWEBS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ToxicFrog says (to Jacqueline), "Oh dear. (Also, what's GTV?)"
DavidW says, "Guess The Verb"
Jacqueline asks, "Would 'enter ramp' have worked?"
DavidW says, "NO"
Jacqueline says, "Oh, you tried that."
Jacqueline says, "heh. Anyway."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The Venusian graps Paul's arm and whispers to him urgently, while you
Floyd | take point and step onto the bridge. It's small, and amateurishly
Floyd | carved out of the stone. To either side, the cave drops down into
Floyd | lightless depths. Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in
Floyd | the walls provide a dim light.
Floyd | "Seems safe eno..."
Floyd | Then something steps out of the shadows at the other end of the
Floyd | bridge, something huge and horrible. The kind of creature that would
Floyd | have Lovecraft scramble for his dictionary.  Slavering fangs,
Floyd | razor-sharp claws and horrible gurgling noises ... You turn around to
Floyd | warn the others, but then the grue is already upon you, and swipes you
Floyd | off the bridge with her razor-sharp claws. With a bloodied and mangled
Floyd | face, you hurtle screaming into the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | ***You have died.***
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no! The love of your life has fallen beyond time and memory :-(
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "So, um, possibly not the right move."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               199
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "uh, actually, I suspect that was the correct move, and the PC is now Paul."
Jacqueline says, "Oh... oh oh oh yes."
Jacqueline says, "But no."
Jacqueline says, "I mean, I don't want him to die."
DavidW says, "Maybe there is Venusian elixir. Maybe we can be cloned back to health."
Jacqueline sighs.
Jacqueline says, "Go ahead, kill him."
DavidW says, "no. Not driving."
Jacqueline says, "I can't believe Tale would do this to us."
Jacqueline says, "Years of this lovable couple. They're now practically household names. We all know them. And now he's pulling a Joss Whedon on us."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The Venusian graps Paul's arm and whispers to him urgently, while you
Floyd | take point and step onto the bridge. It's small, and amateurishly
Floyd | carved out of the stone. To either side, the cave drops down into
Floyd | lightless depths. Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in
Floyd | the walls provide a dim light.
Floyd | "Seems safe eno..."
Floyd | Then something steps out of the shadows at the other end of the
Floyd | bridge, something huge and horrible. The kind of creature that would
Floyd | have Lovecraft scramble for his dictionary.  Slavering fangs,
Floyd | razor-sharp claws and horrible gurgling noises ... You turn around to
Floyd | warn the others, but then the grue is already upon you, and swipes you
Floyd | off the bridge with her razor-sharp claws. With a bloodied and mangled
Floyd | face, you hurtle screaming into the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | ***You have died.***
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no! The love of your life has fallen beyond time and memory :-(
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "weeep"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "oops weep"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OOPS WEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, that can't be corrected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cry"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CRY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "shout"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I guess we shan't mourn his passing."
DavidW says, "Might want to doublecheck that we are Paul."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               201
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You are Paul now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "It had to end someday."
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "NO IT DIDN'T"
DavidW asks, "Also, what is Paul carrying besides a gate key?"
Jacqueline asks, "Remember that nice person who came up to you at PAX and told you how much she likes these games?"
Jacqueline says, "She will hate you now."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               202
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Nada."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a
Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I do like the"
DavidW says, "Wonder what he did with the key."
djfletch says, "I bet the Venusian chick arranged all this somehow."
Jacqueline says, "er, I do like the 'phospher... phospos...' bit"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "..."
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ...
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give elipsis to monster"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ELIPSIS TO MONSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x monstrosity"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MONSTROSITY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x monster"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MONSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "If it's a grue, you want light."
Jacqueline says, "yes."
Tale says (to Floyd), "x grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               204
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Indescribable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "har"
Emily arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x venusian"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               205
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She has silvery skin, golden her put up in a tight bun, and wears full
Floyd | body chain mail. Black, pearl eyes look at you unblinking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "kiss her"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               205
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS HER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "shame the phone is gone. Maybe the grue could be killed with a game of Fruit Ninja."
Jacqueline says, "I dunno, some guys are into that."
Jacqueline says, "Maybe the phone has that flashlight app."
Tale says, "I really, really shouldn't have made Paul and the Venusian scenery"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x alex"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               205
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ALEX
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take phosphorus"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               205
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PHOSPHORUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "marius, attack grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               206
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, ATTACK GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take phospherus"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               206
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PHOSPHERUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rock"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               206
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROCK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "hmph. The tank was on fire. Fire is a lightsource. Maybe get fire?"
djfletch says, "worth checking if we can go back out, anyway"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               207
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it
Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all
Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate
Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems
Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Also, as Paul, we can talk to the woman directly now."
DavidW says, "(or we should be able to)"
DavidW says, "hm. Woman doesn't follow us."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               208
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear approaching Quadrocopters. (Or very loud helicopters). Better
Floyd | stay in the tunnel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               209
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take stone"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               209
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE STONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to venusian"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               210
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | "A Mercurian light grue" she says, "I'm not sure I could best it, even
Floyd | with a weapon."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "oho"
Jacqueline says, "Not a dark grue."
Jacqueline says, "As was hinted."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "make shadows"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               210
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MAKE SHADOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "heh"
olethros arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
olethros says, "what ho"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to woman"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               211
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO WOMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | "A Mercurian light grue" she says, "I'm not sure I could best it, even
Floyd | with a weapon."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               212
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | She says, "gargle gargle barf"
Floyd | >
djfletch asks, "can I see what happens if we try to walk past it?"
DavidW says, "sure"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               213
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               214
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bridge"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               214
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros asks, "is this ... adventure?"
olethros says, "(Deluxe)"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Sure is!"
DavidW says, "It's Tale's latest New Year's Eve game: The Day I died."
olethros says, "hooray"
olethros watches.
djfletch asks, "can we put spiderwebs on the glowy rocks?"
DavidW says, "Dunno. Feel free to try."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               215
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it
Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all
Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate
Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems
Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "get spiderwebs"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               216
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET SPIDERWEBS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               217
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I couldn't even refer to the rocks/stones/whatever."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "feed marius to grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               218
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED MARIUS TO GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Marius)
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "push venusian"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               219
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take light"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               220
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't suppose Light grue would care for that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               221
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a
Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "If only we still had the cheese, we could spray it on the grue."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               222
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               223
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "dammit"
olethros says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               224
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "l under bridge"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               224
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L UNDER BRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               224
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to climb?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb down"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               225
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You must name something more substantial.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               226
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "x bridge"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               226
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says, "well, I am stuck too"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               227
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it
Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all
Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate
Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems
Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "x marius"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               228
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Aww, just look at it. It has pear-shaped body, with small, scrawnly
Floyd | leg and feet. Its thick, soft fur is mostly brown with a huge white
Floyd | spot on the tummy. It looks at you lovingly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "clean spiderwebs"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               229
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLEAN SPIDERWEBS
Floyd |
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x spiderwebs"
Floyd ]  Tunnel                                               230
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPIDERWEBS
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't see any spiders, strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               231
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius arrives from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "marius, jump"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               232
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros asks, "does he obey any orders?"
djfletch says, "sorry, moving too fast"
DavidW says (to olethros), "not that I've seen."
DavidW says, "The rat can read, but not talk."
olethros says (to Floyd), "marius, s"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               233
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, S
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "marius, n"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               234
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MARIUS, N
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "x grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Indescribable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Perhaps if we >read spiderwebs we'd see 'NICE PIG'."
djfletch says, "It seems like there's maybe a hint that we could give the Venusian a weapon, but we don't have any items."
mwmiller arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "venusian, kill grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > VENUSIAN, KILL GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't talk to Venusian warrior woman.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Oh right."
DavidW says, "She asked us if we had a source of darkness earlier."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "make shadow puppet"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MAKE SHADOW PUPPET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shade grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHADE GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close tunnel"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE TUNNEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "blind grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BLIND GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close eyes"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | There are none at all available!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               236
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               237
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               238
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push marius"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               239
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | That would be less than courteous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               240
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a
Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hide behind marius"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               240
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND MARIUS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x depths"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               240
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DEPTHS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "well, I need to lie down. Back in 15 min, I hope."
Tale says, "There are like 2 actions left"
Jacqueline asks, "Gosh, that's it?"
Jacqueline asks, "Are we in GTV territory again, or are we just not thinking?"
Tale says, "Hmm"
Tale says, "So I tried something that Robb tried in Cryptozookeeper, it failed there, it failed here, too."
mwmiller says, "'Like 2' == 'several more than 2'"
Tale says, "Exactly two, I think."
olethros says, "hm"
Tale asks, "Do you want a hint?"
olethros says (to Floyd), "x venusian"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               241
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | She has silvery skin, golden her put up in a tight bun, and wears full
Floyd | body chain mail. Black, pearl eyes look at you unblinking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               242
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Bridge
Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths.
Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide
Floyd | a dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a
Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly.
Floyd |
Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes
Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "show grue to venusian"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               242
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW GRUE TO VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says, "hm"
olethros says (to Floyd), "point to grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               242
Floyd | >
Floyd | > POINT TO GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros asks, "so firstly - we do not need any other items?"
Tale says (to olethros), "I would like a hint yes/no from the others first. And maybe we should wait for DW."
Jacqueline says, "Hm, wonder if he'll really be back in 15."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "push grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               243
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | That would be less than courteous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               244
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I do not want to be courteous to the grue."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               245
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You are Paul now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale asks, "Soooo... hint?"
djfletch says, "I think I've run out of ideas, I don't mind a hint."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "blindfold grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               245
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BLINDFOLD GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline sighs. "Okay. Hint, not answer."
olethros says, "maybe we can discuss first"
olethros says, "and wait 10m for DW"
Jacqueline says, "Hm."
Jacqueline says, "I am fine with that."
Tale says, "Sure"
olethros says, "I think we should get V to do somethint to G"
Tale says, "The action you need to take is somewhat irrational."
olethros asks, "however we can't talk to V. Can M talk to it? Can we gesture?"
olethros says (to Floyd), "eat grue"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               246
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Light grue)
Floyd | I don't suppose Light grue would care for that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I agree, but I think -- yeah, V is scenery."
djfletch says, "it seems like we should just give her something"
olethros says (to Floyd), "eat venusian"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               247
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Venusian warrior woman)
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               247
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               247
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros asks, "less or more irrational?"
olethros says (to Floyd), "rub warrior"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               248
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RUB WARRIOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch asks, "we tried jumping off, didn't we?"
olethros says, "the bridge appears to be nonexistent"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "give rat to venusian" Tale says, "Well, less, in that it would serve a purpose, but doesn't seem very wise,"
Floyd ]  Bridge                                               249
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE RAT TO VENUSIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Marius)
Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his
Floyd | boundaries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "punch grue"
Floyd ]  Garden Area.                                         250
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUNCH GRUE
Floyd |
Floyd | You rush towards the monster.
Floyd | "AAAAAAAAALEX!" you shout.
Floyd | ("Hey, complains the Venusian, "he's dead, not deaf.")
Floyd | The light grue seems far too surprised to be attacked by someone wimpy
Floyd | - people like you usually don't think violence is an answer - and with
Floyd | the best of your rugby knowledge from that British All Boy's school,
Floyd | you tackle the light grue. It flails wildly and slips, but graps the
Floyd | edge of the bridge before it can fall. The Venusian steps close.
Floyd | The grue chuckles in Mercurian with a thick subterreanean accent. "You
Floyd | have no idea of the horrors that await you, warrioress from the stars.
Floyd | These tunnels have long been recaptured by things worse than light
Floyd | grues. You will die in these depths, like your friend, alone and
Floyd | forgotten. What do you say to that?"
Floyd | The Venusian kicks her in the face, and the grue falls. "I say you
Floyd | passed your last Bechdel test, you bit-" You pull on her arm. "No time
Floyd | to offend more sensitive Clubfloyd player" you say. " We need to, I
Floyd | guess we have to..." You sit down. "I guess I should..." The Venusian
Floyd | puts a hand on your shoulder. "He'd want you to go on."
Floyd |
Floyd | Garden Area.
Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool south of their house.
Floyd | It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden
Floyd | walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members
Floyd | going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall,
Floyd | wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told
Floyd | you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
Floyd |
Floyd | You must supply a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | What ... this is the garden of your house...What is happening?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tale says, "hooray!"
olethros asks, "wait nobody had tried attacking the grue?"
Jacqueline says, "Huh"
djfletch says, "well, Alex died just from walking in here, we were scared."
Jacqueline says, "Also, yay."
Tale says, "Nope. I thought it would be the *first* thing anyone tired."
Jacqueline says, "Also, 'more sensitive ClubFloyd players'"
Jacqueline says, "Also, 'seamless'"
olethros says (to tale), "you should allow 'eat grue'"
Jacqueline says, "And an apostrophe in Paul's"
olethros says, "(first attacking the grue)"
Jacqueline says, "OMG HAS IT ALL BEEN A DREAM"
Tale says (to Jacqueline), "I copied that description from The day I stabbed Stalin"
Jacqueline says, "Ah."
Tale says, "I won't tarnish these perfect texts with something as mundane as proof reading."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Garden Area.                                         251
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're Alex, lovable sociopath.Also, dead.
Floyd |
Floyd | You must supply a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I must respect the purity of your artistic form, Tale."
Jacqueline says, "Oho, right. Not a dream. The afterlife."
olethros says, "yay"
mwmiller exclaims, "Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!"
olethros says, "you must supply a noun? mmmm"
Tale says, "That is a bug and I know what causes it."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Garden Area.                                         252
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Cellphone
Floyd |   Can of Spray Cheese
Floyd |   a winner ticket
Floyd |   a lottery ticket
Floyd |
Floyd | You must supply a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "woo, got our stuff back"
djfletch asks, "go into the house?"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Garden Area.                                         252
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | As you step between the glass door, someone steps out of the living
Floyd | room. You stumble back, confused. A stalin jacket, red burning eyes.
Floyd | "Hey Alex" says Uncle Wally. "How the hell have you been?"
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** To be continued. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013 ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
djfletch says, "hurrah!"
olethros asks, "c'est finI!?"
Tale says, "Hooray for Clubfloyd"
olethros says, "excellent"
olethros says, "i may join earlier next time"
Jacqueline says, "Wow"
Jacqueline says, "I must say that I did not see that coming."
djfletch asks, "we have to stay dead all year now?"
Jacqueline says, "Also I must say that the title of this had me thinking (but not entirely convinced) that you would end the series."
Jacqueline says (to djf), "Dead and trapped with Uncle Stalin."
Tale says (to jacqueline), "That was the intention, yes."
Tale says, "And I thought because of emotional reactions to Alex' death, people would try "kill grue" first"
Tale) Tale says, "Turns out you yanks are just wimps after all""
Jacqueline kills Tale.
Jacqueline says, "That'll show 'im."
Jacqueline says, "Except now we'll never get that sequel."
Jacqueline says, "Damn."
DeadTale asks, "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
Jacqueline says, "YAy"
Jacqueline says, "er, YAY"
Tale says, "I think next year I'll try for fewer rooms and a more thorough implementation"
Jacqueline says, "Great session, guys."


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