NightFloyd Transcript:
Ghosterington Night by Wade Clarke
As played on ifMUD on January 9, 2013

Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Unlike ClubFloyd, NightFloyd often takes on significantly larger works of interactive fiction, knowing going in that each one will take multiple sessions (but not always, as you'll see in this transcript). NightFloyd is also a bit more informal than ClubFloyd in that it's only announced on the ifMUD #clubfloyd bulletin board, and the time shifts around to meet player's schedules far more than ClubFloyd does. NightFloyd is organized by genericgeekgirl, aka Adri.

Below is a transcript of Ghosterington Night written by Wade Clarke. Ghosterington Night was released as part of Ectocomp 2012, in which it took first place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing these games, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played these games, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


ToyShop & Floyditorium
#ClubFloyd Discussion


genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask ghosteringtonnightv2"
Floyd ]
Floyd | Each year on Samhain night, Ghosterington Manor, the lair of legendary
Floyd | (and dead) bad poet, futurist and occultist Vigilance Ghosterington,
Floyd | materialises atop the same lonely cliff. It stays there for three
Floyd | hours, tempting adventurers to brave its dangers before disappearing
Floyd | at midnight for another year. It is said that Ghosterington's last
Floyd | four poems - the worst he ever wrote, now worth millions of dollars -
Floyd | are still inside the manor. But nobody has lived to bring them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This year is your year, for you are the famous adventurer and treasure
Floyd | finder Jubilee Grief, and you're determined to survive the dangers of
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor, find the poems, sell them and retire as a (more)
Floyd | famous millionaire.
Floyd |
Floyd | 
Wade exclaims, "Oh, when we get to the part where it says INSERT TITLE PAGE HERE, I have an online presentation!"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!"
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Floyd |
Floyd | .  .  .
Floyd |
Floyd | Cliff face
Floyd |
Floyd | A screaming wind lashes the cliff face as you ascend it with your
Floyd | anti-spelunking equipment. Suddenly a higher pitched squeaking pierces
Floyd | through to your ears. After your recent trip to the Amazon you'd know
Floyd | that sound anywhere: Killer vampire bats!
Floyd |
Floyd | Without hesitation you whip out your six shooter and kick away from
Floyd | the cliff face, scanning for potential attackers. Three rapidly
Floyd | approaching dark shapes swing into view and you open fire - BLAOW
Floyd | BLAOW BLAOW!
Floyd |
Floyd | The three clipped bats flap and flail as they tumble to their deaths
Floyd | hundreds of feet below. You use your climbing pack to brace yourself
Floyd | as you swing back into the cliff, but the violent collision tears open
Floyd | a side pocket and your box of ammunition tumbles into space. Drat! Now
Floyd | you've only got the three bullets in your gun left to use in the
Floyd | house. Better make them count.
Floyd |
Floyd | 
genericgeekgirl asks, "Let me know if you need me to slow down?"
DavidW says, "I must confess I'm rather tired and won't be of much help tonight. Sorry."
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | (* The title image would appear here if you were playing this game in
Floyd | an interpreter with graphics support.)
Floyd |
Floyd | (* You would be hearing the theme music now if you were playing this
Floyd | game in an interpreter with sound support.)
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghosterington Night
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Wade Clarke
Floyd | Copyright © 2012 by Wade Clarke
Floyd | Released under the Creative Commons
Floyd | Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License
Floyd | CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ([LINK])
Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 121202 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Clifftop
Floyd | Windswept and thoroughly bedraggled, you finally manage to haul
Floyd | yourself over the top of the cliff. Untangling yourself from your
Floyd | climbing pack, you contemplate that which stands before you.
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor is huge, black, wooden and windowless. Its
Floyd | famously inviting front door stands to your north. The cliff plummets
Floyd | away from you in all other directions, making you dizzy.
Floyd |
Floyd | (WHEN YOU'RE READY TO LEAVE THE MANOR, COME BACK HERE TO THE
Floyd | CLIFFTOP.)
Floyd |
Floyd | (Want or need help? Type HELP)
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your climbing pack here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh, music."
Wade says, "Ok, since Online interpreters don't support the multimedia onslaughts I include in my games (damn them!) so I have pre-prepared the bit you can't see"
Wade says, "Go to the following address to check out the intro to the game: (say 'Yes' to any questions about permission to view a quicktime movie)"
Wade says, "[LINK]"
Wade says, "remove the stupid double inverted comma.."
Ellison says, "exciting"
Wade says, "Ok I've now been satiated by own intro"
DavidW says, "ok, I see a page on the dresser. Look out for that axe."
DavidW says, "We don't want to have an axe-cident."
Wade says, ";wrings his hands."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Are we all good?"
DavidW says, "Do we want to leave the pack here or take it with us? I assume we took it off for a reason, yet I hate leaving stuff behind and unprotected."
genericgeekgirl says, "Take it, take it. Or try to anyway."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hair's tied back in a tight ponytail and you're wearing your
Floyd | flexible black climbing and spying catsuit. Your minimal look has
Floyd | become all the rage with female adventurers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison says, "I've played this before so I will be watching"
mwmiller arrives, ready to play with the toys.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pack"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The pack is a big pile of ropes and pulleys you used to get up here.
Floyd | You'll leave it here by the cliff until it's time to leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "ah. good enough."
genericgeekgirl says, "Well, all right."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a black catsuit (being worn)
Floyd |   a six shooter
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shooter"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHOOTER
Floyd |
Floyd | This trusty weapon has extricated you from more sticky situations than
Floyd | you can recall. It's loaded with three bullets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Axes don't kill people, David. Guns do. Erm."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x catsuit"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CATSUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | It makes you totally inconspicuous or attractive as the situation
Floyd | calls for. Amazing!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "remove catsuit"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > REMOVE CATSUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Messing with your catsuit could get you killed!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "meow"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  xyzzy                                                 10:28 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't say that," booms an eldritch voice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade exclaims, "ooh you in trouble now!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  xyzzy                                                 10:29 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't say that," booms an eldritch voice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cliff"
Floyd ]  xyzzy                                                 10:29 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CLIFF
Floyd |
Floyd | xyzzy
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Well then."
Wade says, "hahaha"
DavidW says, "We are about to be eaten by grue-know-who."
Wade asks, "how do I tell floyd an action?"
DavidW says, "f command"
Wade says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  xyzzy                                                 10:29 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a xyzzy (being worn)
Floyd |   a xyzzy
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh no."
Wade says (to Floyd), "x xyzzy"
Floyd ]  xyzzy                                                 10:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > X XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel confused.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Evil."
DavidW says, "We are all xyzzy today."
Wade says, "yeah you'll need to restart to free yourself of this curse"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "plugh"
Floyd ]  xyzzy                                                 10:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > PLUGH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I'm glad I tried that early."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTART
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to restart?
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd | Each year on Samhain night, Ghosterington Manor, the lair of legendary
Floyd | (and dead) bad poet, futurist and occultist Vigilance Ghosterington,
Floyd | materialises atop the same lonely cliff. It stays there for three
Floyd | hours, tempting adventurers to brave its dangers before disappearing
Floyd | at midnight for another year. It is said that Ghosterington's last
Floyd | four poems - the worst he ever wrote, now worth millions of dollars -
Floyd | are still inside the manor. But nobody has lived to bring them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This year is your year, for you are the famous adventurer and treasure
Floyd | finder Jubilee Grief, and you're determined to survive the dangers of
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor, find the poems, sell them and retire as a (more)
Floyd | famous millionaire.
Floyd |
Floyd | 
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Floyd |
Floyd | .  .  .
Floyd |
Floyd | Cliff face
Floyd |
Floyd | A screaming wind lashes the cliff face as you ascend it with your
Floyd | anti-spelunking equipment. Suddenly a higher pitched squeaking pierces
Floyd | through to your ears. After your recent trip to the Amazon you'd know
Floyd | that sound anywhere: Killer vampire bats!
Floyd |
Floyd | Without hesitation you whip out your six shooter and kick away from
Floyd | the cliff face, scanning for potential attackers. Three rapidly
Floyd | approaching dark shapes swing into view and you open fire - BLAOW
Floyd | BLAOW BLAOW!
Floyd |
Floyd | The three clipped bats flap and flail as they tumble to their deaths
Floyd | hundreds of feet below. You use your climbing pack to brace yourself
Floyd | as you swing back into the cliff, but the violent collision tears open
Floyd | a side pocket and your box of ammunition tumbles into space. Drat! Now
Floyd | you've only got the three bullets in your gun left to use in the
Floyd | house. Better make them count.
Floyd |
Floyd | 
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | (* The title image would appear here if you were playing this game in
Floyd | an interpreter with graphics support.)
Floyd |
Floyd | (* You would be hearing the theme music now if you were playing this
Floyd | game in an interpreter with sound support.)
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghosterington Night
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Wade Clarke
Floyd | Copyright © 2012 by Wade Clarke
Floyd | Released under the Creative Commons
Floyd | Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License
Floyd | CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ([LINK])
Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 121202 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Clifftop
Floyd | Windswept and thoroughly bedraggled, you finally manage to haul
Floyd | yourself over the top of the cliff. Untangling yourself from your
Floyd | climbing pack, you contemplate that which stands before you.
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor is huge, black, wooden and windowless. Its
Floyd | famously inviting front door stands to your north. The cliff plummets
Floyd | away from you in all other directions, making you dizzy.
Floyd |
Floyd | (WHEN YOU'RE READY TO LEAVE THE MANOR, COME BACK HERE TO THE
Floyd | CLIFFTOP.)
Floyd |
Floyd | (Want or need help? Type HELP)
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your climbing pack here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "So.. shall we xyzz^W go inside?"
ASchultz arrives, full of fun and funk.
Wade exclaims, " hey andrew!"
ASchultz says, "Hello! Sorry I'm late, hope I didn't miss much" DavidW says, "channel, please"
DavidW says (to ASchultz), "All we've done is learn to never ever xyzzy."
Wade says, "that is the lesson I try to teach the kids of today"
DavidW says, "I really must update my xyzzy responses page. It's so out of date."
DavidW says (to ggg), "yes, please go inside."
ASchultz says, "I like that page, yeah"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             10:28 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch marble"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             10:29 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > TOUCH MARBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "All work and no xyzzy makes Jack a dull boy."
DavidW says, "ah, nice bit with the exits in the status line."
Wade says, "oh right that's working here - I forgot that it would"
Wade asks, "maybe I'm thinking of parchment?"
genericgeekgirl says, "It wouldn't work without sleepmask, I believe. It's been so long, though, and I've gotten spoiled :D"
DavidW says, "They keep saying what terp we're using via sleepmask, but I keep forgetting."
Wade asks, "what is sleepmask?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Magic."
ASchultz says, "Yes, I remember the first time we tried sleepmask. Ryan Veeder's one Apollo 18 game. It's nice to have"
DavidW says, "I think it's a wrapper around a terp, if that means anything. I have trouble understanding it."
genericgeekgirl asks (of DavidW), "Do you mean remglk?"
DavidW says, "Language!"
Wade asks, "so this is something you added as of playing Ryan's game?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Vimes and Zarf, among others, are the people to ask for more details."
DavidW says, "btw, I suggest going west"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           10:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "creak"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           10:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > CREAK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           10:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x wood"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           10:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | There's none blacker.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "West again?"
DavidW asks, "west again?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:31 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the north and
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of Vigilance Ghosterington himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ASchultz says, "Well, not precisely for that game. It was added & that weekend, that game just happened to test the features like blockquotes"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x painting"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:31 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghosterington's generally weak and tardy face, pale beneath his
Floyd | widow's peak, is compensated for by a rather cruel but good looking
Floyd | mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mouth"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | As you step closer to examine the mouth, a tiny voice from behind the
Floyd | painting whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brown cow's what I used to use
Floyd |  I need another living muse
Floyd |  tell me now what should it be
Floyd |  as well you might, ho ho, hee hee!"
Floyd |
Floyd | What will you say in response to this abysmal poem? >
genericgeekgirl says, "> not xyzzy"
DavidW asks, "coffee?"
Wade says, "no, you don't need to say that anymore"
Wade says, "(I meant don't need to say xyzzy anymore)"
Wade says, "my opinion on saying coffee is neutral"
DavidW says, "Coffee isn't exactly 'living', though."
Wade nods at David.
genericgeekgirl asks, "Shall we go with coffee?"
genericgeekgirl says, "I like coffee."
DavidW says, "I don't really have a good guess yet. We haven't seen enough to understand his style."
genericgeekgirl says, "I mean, in general."
DavidW says, "We might try coffee if no one has a better guess."
Wade says, "man, the suspense is killing me"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "coffee"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > COFFEE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The voice whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Your answer, poorly,
Floyd |  makes me sorely."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "well, that was wrong."
genericgeekgirl says, "Awww."
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe he prefers tea."
DavidW says, "Maybe. Or maybe it's Oprah. We could be guessing forever."
Wade says, "my advice - press on with exploration"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the north and
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of Vigilance Ghosterington himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x red"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X RED
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x blood"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | The walls are dark with the ancient dried out blood of a self-hating
Floyd | bad poet. It's sad. Sad and gross.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind painting"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ew."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move painting"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:33 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > MOVE PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | A white statue materialises in the room. Perspiration immediately
Floyd | breaks out on your forehead. You instinctively realise that this is
Floyd | the thing called Terror Statue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh."
DavidW says, "I am a'feared."
genericgeekgirl says, "> PANIC"
genericgeekgirl clears the save counter.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:33 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:33 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | A tall white marble statue of a robed man. You want to lift your eyes
Floyd | to his face but you're too afraid to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch statue"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:33 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUNCH STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fear prevents you from approaching Terror Statue. The only way to
Floyd | attack him is by shooting at him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "shoot statue"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:34 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  east
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOOT STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue vanishes in the blink of an eye just before your bullet
Floyd | would have hit it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've got two more bullets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Woo."
Wade says, "nice shootin' Tex"
DavidW says, "oh dear. If hazards appear this quickly, we're in trouble."
DavidW says, "And the bullet didn't destroy the thing either."
DavidW asks, "oh well. North?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear an alarming grinding and ticking sound as a silvery figure
Floyd | plods into the room. It's a clockwork girl. Her bloody metal face is
Floyd | stretched into a permanently agonised grimace. She's wielding an axe
Floyd | and looking at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "um, run?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take shell"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SHELL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can tell at a glance that it's unwieldy and would reduce your
Floyd | ability to adventure. It might be worth examining more closely,
Floyd | though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Darn. I Hoped I could take it *and* run."
Wade says, "hehe"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x girl"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GIRL
Floyd |
Floyd | She's hideous, built out of metal and chunks of female flesh and tied
Floyd | together with veins and gristle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ASchultz says, "I forget, what are the rules on betatesters trying stuff they didn't test? I have some obscure things-to-try"
Wade says, "I just noticed I spelled armourdillo wrong. That's one for the fixer-upper list"
DavidW says, "Obviously we need to invite the poor girl to a makeover party."
Wade says, "Maybe wait til the new folk have played a bit more before doing anything too spoilery"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shell"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHELL
Floyd |
Floyd | You make a move towards the armoudillo shell -
Floyd |
Floyd | Emitting an angry buzzing sound, the clockwork girl spins towards you
Floyd | and deftly removes your head with her axe.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died because you need a head to live and you have
Floyd | no head. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Boo."
DavidW says, "I suggested running."
ASchultz says, "Ah, I gave that a pass since it's a more interesting spelling than armadillo."
genericgeekgirl asks, "North or East?"
mwmiller says, "'You need a head to live' is certainly a useful life lesson."
DavidW says, "north, I guess"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:36 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room. The rug muffles her footsteps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade says, "that's what I teach the kids, also"
Wade says, "people think I just traffic violence, but I'm all about the life lessons, really"
genericgeekgirl asks, "I'm hoping not to have to waste a bullet on her. What if the statue comes back?"
DavidW asks, "Maybe she'll whack the statue. How should I know?"
DavidW says, "We could also be running towards a zombie pirate mutant robot."
DavidW says, "With acne."
genericgeekgirl asks, "East?"
DavidW says, "sure"
genericgeekgirl says, "Just gonna run and explore, I guess."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:37 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: SOUTH  EAST  west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bedroom
Floyd | There's a big, dusty bed here. You wonder if Ghosterington ever really
Floyd | slept in this manor. The place has shown no signs of being anything
Floyd | than unliveable. Exits go west, south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hide under bed"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:37 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: SOUTH  EAST  west
Floyd |
Floyd | > HIDE UNDER BED
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "hm. Would south be a bathroom?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under bed"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:38 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: SOUTH  EAST  west
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BED
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Golden Room                                           10:39 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south EAST  west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Golden Room
Floyd | This is a room made of solid, shining gold. Exits lead in all
Floyd | directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a click from the floor as you enter the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I suppose not. I haven't been mapping, btw."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x floor"
Floyd ]  Golden Room                                           10:39 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south EAST  west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade says, "don't forget this game was originally speed IF. It's been niceified, but for instance, things like LOOK UNDER, LOOK BEHIND etc aren't needed"
Wade says, "just go with your basic X things"
DavidW asks, "oh, was it?"
Wade says, "Yep, it won Ectocomp"
DavidW says, "I suggest east."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           10:40 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | The eastern way continues in all directions - except east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A long dead plant sits in a pot here, black and thoroughly dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take plant"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           10:40 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can tell at a glance that it's unwieldy and would reduce your
Floyd | ability to adventure. It might be worth examining more closely,
Floyd | though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x plant"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           10:41 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH  south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | One of the papery leaves is in fact not a leaf but a piece of paper.
Floyd | You take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Nooo. Be gone, scary being."
DavidW says, "run!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             10:42 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pink Room
Floyd | This room is upholstered in pink velvet. The nauseating colour and
Floyd | texture makes you shudder. Exits lead west and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a small vanity here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:43 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bedroom
Floyd | There's a big, dusty bed here. You wonder if Ghosterington ever really
Floyd | slept in this manor. The place has shown no signs of being anything
Floyd | than unliveable. Exits go west, south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x note"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:43 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X NOTE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:43 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   paper A
Floyd |   a black catsuit (being worn)
Floyd |   a six shooter
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x paper A"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:44 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PAPER A
Floyd |
Floyd | There's one word on it: elephant.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Can we run from the statue too?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Golden Room                                           10:45 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Golden Room
Floyd | This is a room made of solid, shining gold. Exits lead in all
Floyd | directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear two clicks from the floor as you enter the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Apparently."
DavidW says, "uh-oh. I don't like this clickin' floor."
DavidW says, "I suspect too many click and bad things happen."
Wade snickers.
genericgeekgirl asks, "south or west?"
DavidW says, "west. I want that arm[...]dillo page."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shell"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHELL
Floyd |
Floyd | You make a move towards the armoudillo shell -
Floyd |
Floyd | Emitting an angry buzzing sound, the clockwork girl spins towards you
Floyd | and deftly removes your head with her axe.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died because you need a head to live and you have
Floyd | no head. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Nope."
DavidW says, "well, we still want it. Just can't get it right now."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buzz"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > BUZZ
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Golden Room                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Golden Room
Floyd | This is a room made of solid, shining gold. Exits lead in all
Floyd | directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear three clicks from the floor as you enter the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | In an instant, the golden ceiling descends to the floor, crushing you
Floyd | flat.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The glory that was you has become nought more than a
Floyd | puddle. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "........"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Told you"
Wade says, "haha"
Wade says, "don't forget you have your bullets"
DavidW says, "What's the layout overall, a 3x3 grid, with Golden Room in the center? I truly haven't been mapping."
Wade says, "Nods David"
DavidW says, "So we'll need to circle the Golden Room, I think."
DavidW says, "And perhaps we will want to try shooting the clockwork girl."
DavidW says, "I doubt every hazard is a teleporter."
Wade asks, "is GGG still connected? Or just deep in thought or something?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Sorry, was mapping."
Wade says, "ah cool"
DavidW says, "also, remind me how many pages we need to find."
Wade says, "four"
genericgeekgirl says, "It's just the nine rooms, centered around the golden room, which we can only safely enter twice. The clockwork girl does not follow us into the bedroom, eastern way, contrition corner or golden room."
Wade says, "that's a nice summary"
Wade says (to Floyd), "x gun"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUN
Floyd |
Floyd | This trusty weapon has extricated you from more sticky situations than
Floyd | you can recall. You've got two more bullets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hm."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl is ticking away here and brandishing her axe.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl is ticking away here and brandishing her axe.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take axe"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE AXE
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to snatch the axe from the clockwork girl's hands but it
Floyd | doesn't budge. She takes a retaliatory swipe at you. You realise that
Floyd | your head is now rolling across the floor as a result.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died because you need a head to live and you have
Floyd | no head. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:46 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Fine fine. You can keep it."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:47 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room. The rug muffles her footsteps.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rug"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:47 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X RUG
Floyd |
Floyd | The rug looks a bit loose. The clockwork girl is standing on it,
Floyd | watching you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ah."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull rug"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:47 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL RUG
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank the rug and the clockwork girl topples over. She thrashes
Floyd | about madly, whirring and clicking like an overturned beetle, but
Floyd | she's not flexible enough to get back on her feet.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cold wall of pure fear is radiating from the statue. Your limbs
Floyd | tremble, your blood runs icy, then every part of you just stops at
Floyd | once.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You died at the inert hands of Terror Statue. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:47 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "shoot statue"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:47 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOOT STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue vanishes in the blink of an eye just before your bullet
Floyd | would have hit it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've got one shot left.
Floyd |
Floyd | Emitting an angry buzzing sound, the clockwork girl spins towards you
Floyd | and deftly removes your head with her axe.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died because you need a head to live and you have
Floyd | no head. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "aww. That would've worked except for the statue."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:47 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Grrr."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:48 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:49 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room. The rug muffles her footsteps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "with two hazards, we can only run"
genericgeekgirl says, "Go away statue."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               10:50 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bedroom
Floyd | There's a big, dusty bed here. You wonder if Ghosterington ever really
Floyd | slept in this manor. The place has shown no signs of being anything
Floyd | than unliveable. Exits go west, south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             10:51 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pink Room
Floyd | This room is upholstered in pink velvet. The nauseating colour and
Floyd | texture makes you shudder. Exits lead west and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a small vanity here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           10:52 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | The eastern way continues in all directions - except east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A long dead plant sits in a pot here, black and thoroughly dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             10:53 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           10:54 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:55 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the north and
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of Vigilance Ghosterington himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:56 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            10:57 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room. The rug muffles her footsteps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I hoped he'd go away."
genericgeekgirl says, "Or materialize elsewhere."
Wade says, "keep at it, you got the right idea"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           10:58 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     10:59 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the north and
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of Vigilance Ghosterington himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           11:00 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:01 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           11:02 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:03 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:04 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | The eastern way continues in all directions - except east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A long dead plant sits in a pot here, black and thoroughly dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             11:05 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pink Room
Floyd | This room is upholstered in pink velvet. The nauseating colour and
Floyd | texture makes you shudder. Exits lead west and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a small vanity here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               11:06 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bedroom
Floyd | There's a big, dusty bed here. You wonder if Ghosterington ever really
Floyd | slept in this manor. The place has shown no signs of being anything
Floyd | than unliveable. Exits go west, south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:07 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl plods into the room. The rug muffles her footsteps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull rug"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:08 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL RUG
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank the rug and the clockwork girl topples over. She thrashes
Floyd | about madly, whirring and clicking like an overturned beetle, but
Floyd | she's not flexible enough to get back on her feet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade says, "hooray"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take axe"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:08 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE AXE
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to snatch the axe from the clockwork girl's hands but it
Floyd | doesn't budge. She takes a retaliatory swipe at you. You realise that
Floyd | your head is now rolling across the floor as a result.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died because you need a head to live and you have
Floyd | no head. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:08 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:09 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | Can it be? There's actually a dusty sheet of paper still here on the
Floyd | desk. It's one of Vigilance Ghosterington's poems! It's his famous
Floyd | scissors poem. You carefully take the poem.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read poem"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:10 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ POEM
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Don't Run With Scissors
Floyd |
Floyd | When I see a girl
Floyd | with heartbreaking eyes
Floyd | I run up to her post-haste and cry,
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't run with scissors,"
Floyd |
Floyd | I'd hate it if you put out your eye
Floyd | The guck on me would make me scream
Floyd | It'd really suck when you couldn't see
Floyd | how freaked I was by your eyejuice on me
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:10 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   the scissors poem
Floyd |   paper A
Floyd |   a black catsuit (being worn)
Floyd |   a six shooter
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           11:11 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shell"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           11:12 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHELL
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the shell over and a piece of paper tumbles out. It's one of
Floyd | Vigilance Ghosterington's poems! It's his famous Thomas Hardy poem.
Floyd | You carefully take the poem.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read hardy"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           11:13 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ HARDY
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Thomas Hardy 2000
Floyd |
Floyd | Yo, write me, Tess of the D'Urbervilles!
Floyd | A-where you been hiding your mad email skills?
Floyd | I'm up here jumping like a yeoman
Floyd | but I kinda got the feeling you been on the lam.
Floyd |
Floyd | You tell me that you lost yo' net connection
Floyd | and it ain't up on the heath, DAMN GIRL, I made an inspection!
Floyd | You say you're a tall chick and just wanna have fun
Floyd | but this silence sucks some major ass and's making me glum
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Pink room to check out the vanity?"
DavidW says, "There's the vanity in... yes"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:14 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl is thrashing about uselessly on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               11:15 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bedroom
Floyd | There's a big, dusty bed here. You wonder if Ghosterington ever really
Floyd | slept in this manor. The place has shown no signs of being anything
Floyd | than unliveable. Exits go west, south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             11:16 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pink Room
Floyd | This room is upholstered in pink velvet. The nauseating colour and
Floyd | texture makes you shudder. Exits lead west and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a small vanity here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vanity"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             11:17 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VANITY
Floyd |
Floyd | In a drawer of the vanity you find a crumpled sheet of paper. It's one
Floyd | of Vigilance Ghosterington's poems! It's his famous Molecular Biology
Floyd | poem. You carefully take the poem.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read biology"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             11:18 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ BIOLOGY
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Molecular Biologist Love
Floyd |
Floyd | What would you say if I said, "You have nice genes, babe." ?
Floyd |
Floyd | Let's wear white labcoats and have dinner sometime.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I was a molecular biologist, I'd add some ligase to your buffer
Floyd | right now. In my lab, you'd find all the restriction enzymes you'd
Floyd | ever need.
Floyd |
Floyd | In my lab, there would always be a bottle of fine white wine on the
Floyd | ice - stored in a separate refrigerator to the molecular biology
Floyd | specimens, of course.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "<3 <3 <3"
DavidW says, "say elephant to the mouth"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:19 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | The eastern way continues in all directions - except east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A long dead plant sits in a pot here, black and thoroughly dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Unless there's a paper B"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Golden Room                                           11:19 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Golden Room
Floyd | This is a room made of solid, shining gold. Exits lead in all
Floyd | directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear three clicks from the floor as you enter the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | In an instant, the golden ceiling descends to the floor, crushing you
Floyd | flat.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The glory that was you has become nought more than a
Floyd | puddle. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:19 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:20 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           11:21 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:22 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the north and
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of Vigilance Ghosterington himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mouth"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:23 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | As you step closer to examine the mouth, a tiny voice from behind the
Floyd | painting whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brown cow's what I used to use
Floyd |  I need another living muse
Floyd |  tell me now what should it be
Floyd |  as well you might, ho ho, hee hee!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | What will you say in response to this abysmal poem? >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "elephant"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:23 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > ELEPHANT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The voice whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "You got it wrong
Floyd |  kaboo, kabong!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf."
Wade says, "getting there."
Wade says, "remember it used to be brown cow"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mouth"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:23 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to contemplate the mouth -
Floyd |
Floyd | A cold wall of pure fear is radiating from the statue. Your limbs
Floyd | tremble, your blood runs icy, then every part of you just stops at
Floyd | once.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You died at the inert hands of Terror Statue. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "yes, but I don't know what that means yet"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:23 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Grey?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "shoot terror"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:24 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOOT TERROR
Floyd |
Floyd | (Terror Statue)
Floyd | The statue vanishes in the blink of an eye just before your bullet
Floyd | would have hit it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've got one shot left.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ASchultz is still here, just rading in the background
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mouth"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:25 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | As you step closer to examine the mouth, a tiny voice from behind the
Floyd | painting whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brown cow's what I used to use
Floyd |  I need another living muse
Floyd |  tell me now what should it be
Floyd |  as well you might, ho ho, hee hee!"
Floyd |
Floyd | What will you say in response to this abysmal poem? >
DavidW says, "wasting bullets"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "grey elephant"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:25 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > GREY ELEPHANT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The voice whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "With suchly flunk
Floyd |  You truly stunk."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Wade says, "what you need is the colour information, which you haven't found yet"
genericgeekgirl says, "Ah."
DavidW says, "so there is a paper B, then."
Wade says, "yep"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           11:26 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "What furniture have we overlooked? We've moved quickly."
genericgeekgirl says, "Just going back around."
genericgeekgirl says, "Tell me if you want to see more of a room."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:28 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | The eastern way continues in all directions - except east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A long dead plant sits in a pot here, black and thoroughly dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat plant"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:28 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | Let's get sane.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push plant"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:29 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pot"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:29 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X POT
Floyd |
Floyd | You already searched the long dead plant. There's nothing else there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Running away now."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Pink Room                                             11:30 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pink Room
Floyd | This room is upholstered in pink velvet. The nauseating colour and
Floyd | texture makes you shudder. Exits lead west and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a small vanity here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "The bed?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               11:31 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bedroom
Floyd | There's a big, dusty bed here. You wonder if Ghosterington ever really
Floyd | slept in this manor. The place has shown no signs of being anything
Floyd | than unliveable. Exits go west, south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bed"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               11:32 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BED
Floyd |
Floyd | You rummage through the bed and find a sheet of paper hidden amongst
Floyd | the sheets. You take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Bah. I only looked under."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x paper b"
Floyd ]  Bedroom                                               11:33 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PAPER B
Floyd |
Floyd | There's one word on it: purple.
Floyd |
Floyd | Terror Statue materialises in the room and your heart skips a beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Plush Room                                            11:34 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Plush Room
Floyd | This is a plush room brightly lit by panels far above you in the walls
Floyd | and with a lush rug underfoot. Exits go south and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | The clockwork girl is thrashing about uselessly on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A writing desk is here. This must be where Ghosterington birthed his
Floyd | dread works.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Western Way                                           11:35 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south east
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Western Way
Floyd | The western way continues in all directions - except west.
Floyd |
Floyd | An armoudillo shell lies discarded on the floor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:36 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the north and
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of Vigilance Ghosterington himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mouth"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:37 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | As you step closer to examine the mouth, a tiny voice from behind the
Floyd | painting whispers:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brown cow's what I used to use
Floyd |  I need another living muse
Floyd |  tell me now what should it be
Floyd |  as well you might, ho ho, hee hee!"
Floyd |
Floyd | What will you say in response to this abysmal poem? >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "purple elephant"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:37 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | > PURPLE ELEPHANT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The painting slides aside and out of sight, revealing a passage to the
Floyd | west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl dance dance dance.
Wade applauds.
genericgeekgirl asks, "Anything else you want to see before we go into the passage?"
DavidW says, "grab that last poem, assuming we can"
DavidW says, "I want west"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Ooooh, a Secret Room!                                 11:38 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: east
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ooooh, a Secret Room!
Floyd | Few things are more exciting in an adventurer's life than the
Floyd | discovery of a secret room. These things include: jetpacking around
Floyd | Mount Everest, playing Twister on the moon and sharing a pot of tea
Floyd | with Lara Croft. You have done all these things, but you're still
Floyd | pretty pleased to have discovered this tiny secret location in
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor. There's a lever on the wall and an exit to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trying and failing to be inconspicuous in the corner is a chest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chest"
Floyd ]  Ooooh, a Secret Room!                                 11:39 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the chest and find something inside. It's one of Vigilance
Floyd | Ghosterington's poems! It's his famous lobster poem. You've hit the
Floyd | jackpot! You carefully take the poem.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read lobster"
Floyd ]  Ooooh, a Secret Room!                                 11:40 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: east
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ LOBSTER
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Walking My Lobster On The Banks Of The Seine
Floyd |
Floyd | I tied my lobster to a tree. I came back later, but woe was me!
Floyd | "Oh where oh where can my lobster be?" (I asked no-one in particular.)
Floyd | Mirelle offered the following: "Perhaps he has eloped in the romantic
Floyd | tradition."
Floyd | I considered what Mirelle had told me.
Floyd | We disagreed, and a short while later our relationship began to go
Floyd | downhill.
Floyd |
Floyd | My lobster ne'er was returned to me! Now I walk the Seine alone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl giggles.
genericgeekgirl asks, "Lever?"
DavidW says, "uh, I suspect it's a trap, honestly."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Ooooh, a Secret Room!                                 11:40 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: east
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Now? :)"
DavidW says, "ok"
Wade exclaims, "I DARE you!"
Wade exclaims, "I DOUBLE DARE you!"
DavidW says, "It probably closes the door so we can't leave."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Ooooh, a Secret Room!                                 11:41 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: east
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | You move the lever to the OFF position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hmmm"
DavidW asks, "Go to golden room now?"
Wade says, "y'all forgot to examine the lever"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lever"
Floyd ]  Ooooh, a Secret Room!                                 11:41 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: east
Floyd |
Floyd | > X LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's labelled 'TERROR', and is currently in the off position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!"
DavidW says, "so we can just leave the building now"
Wade says, "yep"
genericgeekgirl says, "Terror level: clear."
Wade says, "with 19 turns to escape"
Wade says, "you die at midnight"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Contrition Corner                                     11:42 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Contrition Corner
Floyd | You're in the fabled Contrition Corner, where Vigilance Ghosterington
Floyd | was said to have flagellated himself after writing each of his awful
Floyd | poems. The stories must have been true because the walls really are
Floyd | red with his blood! Doorways leave this creepy room to the west, north
Floyd | and east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Creaky hall                                           11:43 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north east west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Creaky hall
Floyd | You're in a creaky, high-ceilinged hall of blackest wood. There are
Floyd | rooms west and east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Eeee."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:44 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | You're in the vestibule of Ghosterington Manor, a well appointed hall
Floyd | of black marble. Doorways lead west and north, and you can leave the
Floyd | manor to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:44 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Thus ends Ghosterington Night
Floyd |
Floyd | You retrieved the following poems from the manor:
Floyd |
Floyd |     POEM                        MONETARY VALUE
Floyd | The scissors poem             1 million dollars
Floyd | The Thomas Hardy poem         2 million dollars
Floyd | The Molecular Biology poem    4 million dollars
Floyd | The lobster poem              9 million dollars
Floyd |
Floyd | Total monetary value: 16 MILLION DOLLARS
Floyd |
Floyd | Total cultural value: HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** Congratulations! You retrieved all four poems from
Floyd | the manor and lived to tell the tale! When the sun comes up,
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor is gone, but it's truly a great day to be you,
Floyd | Jubilee Grief, millionaire adventurer. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Wade says, "congratz"
DavidW says, "(our name is Jubilee Grief?)"
Wade says, "yeah, it said that somewhere back in the intro"
ASchultz exclaims, "Nice going!"
DavidW says, "yay us"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!"
Wade says, "That name came out of the IF game name generator"
genericgeekgirl says, "Hehe"
genericgeekgirl says, "I want to undo and die at midnight."
Wade says, "as did 'Literacy Night Out' -- I was going to call the game 'Ghosterington Night aka Literacy Night Out',"
Wade says, "but I figured I'd indulged my silliness enough already"
Ellison says, "I don't think I ever tried staying in the manor until the deadline expired, if we want to check that out"
DavidW says (to ggg), "go for it."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Vestibule                                             11:44 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Vestibule
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:45 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Eastern Way
Floyd | The eastern way continues in all directions - except east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A long dead plant sits in a pot here, black and thoroughly dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:49 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:57 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:58 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           11:59 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Eastern Way                                           12:00 am
Floyd ]  Exits: north south west
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | --- UH OH, IT'S MIDNIGHT ---
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor vanishes and you vanish along with it.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You disappeared from the face of the earth. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Aw."
Wade says, "the comp version didn't have the time limit"
Ellison says, "ah, that explains it"
Wade says, "Also you can be a smartarse and not enter the house, and wait for midnight :)"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart"
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd | Each year on Samhain night, Ghosterington Manor, the lair of legendary
Floyd | (and dead) bad poet, futurist and occultist Vigilance Ghosterington,
Floyd | materialises atop the same lonely cliff. It stays there for three
Floyd | hours, tempting adventurers to brave its dangers before disappearing
Floyd | at midnight for another year. It is said that Ghosterington's last
Floyd | four poems - the worst he ever wrote, now worth millions of dollars -
Floyd | are still inside the manor. But nobody has lived to bring them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This year is your year, for you are the famous adventurer and treasure
Floyd | finder Jubilee Grief, and you're determined to survive the dangers of
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor, find the poems, sell them and retire as a (more)
Floyd | famous millionaire.
Floyd |
Floyd | 
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Floyd |
Floyd | .  .  .
Floyd |
Floyd | Cliff face
Floyd |
Floyd | A screaming wind lashes the cliff face as you ascend it with your
Floyd | anti-spelunking equipment. Suddenly a higher pitched squeaking pierces
Floyd | through to your ears. After your recent trip to the Amazon you'd know
Floyd | that sound anywhere: Killer vampire bats!
Floyd |
Floyd | Without hesitation you whip out your six shooter and kick away from
Floyd | the cliff face, scanning for potential attackers. Three rapidly
Floyd | approaching dark shapes swing into view and you open fire - BLAOW
Floyd | BLAOW BLAOW!
Floyd |
Floyd | The three clipped bats flap and flail as they tumble to their deaths
Floyd | hundreds of feet below. You use your climbing pack to brace yourself
Floyd | as you swing back into the cliff, but the violent collision tears open
Floyd | a side pocket and your box of ammunition tumbles into space. Drat! Now
Floyd | you've only got the three bullets in your gun left to use in the
Floyd | house. Better make them count.
Floyd |
Floyd | 
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:27 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | (* The title image would appear here if you were playing this game in
Floyd | an interpreter with graphics support.)
Floyd |
Floyd | (* You would be hearing the theme music now if you were playing this
Floyd | game in an interpreter with sound support.)
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghosterington Night
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Wade Clarke
Floyd | Copyright © 2012 by Wade Clarke
Floyd | Released under the Creative Commons
Floyd | Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License
Floyd | CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ([LINK])
Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 121202 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Clifftop
Floyd | Windswept and thoroughly bedraggled, you finally manage to haul
Floyd | yourself over the top of the cliff. Untangling yourself from your
Floyd | climbing pack, you contemplate that which stands before you.
Floyd | Ghosterington Manor is huge, black, wooden and windowless. Its
Floyd | famously inviting front door stands to your north. The cliff plummets
Floyd | away from you in all other directions, making you dizzy.
Floyd |
Floyd | (WHEN YOU'RE READY TO LEAVE THE MANOR, COME BACK HERE TO THE
Floyd | CLIFFTOP.)
Floyd |
Floyd | (Want or need help? Type HELP)
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your climbing pack here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison says, "that ending might be better if you are cursed and become an annoying wandering daemon"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:37 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "This is going to take awhile. I'll do it in gargoyle."
Wade says, "heh"
ASchultz asks, "No up arrow key on your mud client?"
genericgeekgirl |
genericgeekgirl says, "I just don't want to drive people nuts."
genericgeekgirl | Ghosterington Manor vanishes - and you never even ventured inside!
Ellison says (to Floyd), "wait until 12:00"
Floyd ]  Clifftop                                              10:37 pm
Floyd ]  Exits: NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAIT UNTIL 12:00
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to wait.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl | *** You failed spectacularly. ***
Ellison says, "(just checking)"
ASchultz says (to makes), "sad trombone noise"
Wade says, "haha"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay, thank you, Wade."
Wade says, "the biggest difference between the comp version and this one is that in this one, you can perform non-time-taking-actions in the presence of the bad guys"
DavidW says, "Nice little game, yeah."
Wade says, "thanks guys"
Wade says, "in the comp version, if you typed 'x girl' or 'x statue' or 'i', and a baddie was present, you would die"
genericgeekgirl says, "Aw."
Wade says, "there was no time for niceties in writing it in 3 hours"


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