  
 
The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. Below is a transcript of The People's Glorious Revolutionary Text Adventure Game, written by Taylor Vaughan. The People's Glorious Revolutionary Text Adventure Game was originally released as part of the 2010 Interactive Fiction Competition, where it took seventh place. At the time of posting this transcript, it has been nominated for a Xyzzy Award for Best Puzzles, though the winner has not yet been announced. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page. |
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| Jacqueline says, "Let's begin." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load revolution" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says, "well funk me" | ||||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Today is the day you've been waiting for! Today is the day when the Floyd | Revolution arrives to sweep over this entire town, converting it to a Floyd | worker's paradise! Your heart beats with trepidation and excitement Floyd | and you can almost taste victory! Floyd | But victory's not here yet. You still have a lot of work to do. After Floyd | all, it's like Marx said: It's one thing to interpret the world but Floyd | the point is to change it. And today, change will come! Floyd | Now if only you could find your Revolutionary To-Do List... Floyd | Floyd | The People's Glorious Revolutionary Text Adventure Game Floyd | An Interactive Revolution by Taylor Vaughan Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100930 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west (how appropriate!) and a Floyd | staircase leads downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | A giant workers' flag hangs on the back wall, filling your heart with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the flag sits the committee's desk, upon which all Floyd | Revolutionary Managerial Work is accomplished. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Ellison says, "w00t. I'm here!" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | You've known since you were 12 that it's fate that you share a name Floyd | with the late, great Karl Marx. You've also been trying to grow out a Floyd | beard like his but so far that hasn't gone very well. Floyd | Floyd | Your head itches beneath your papakha. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "oh yeah, this game" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Ell), "You just missed the introtext - might want to recap the room." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "salute flag" | ||||
Floyd | You salute the workers' flag. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "(And hooray that you are here.)" | |||
| dsimon asks, "What would... trotsky do?" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | A small bracelet with the words "What Would Trotsky Do?" as a reminder Floyd | to always do the Revolutionary Thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "(And we might be playing your speed IF after this is done, Ell.)" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "scratch head" | ||||
Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | Tucked into the hollow of your papakha is your to-do list. So that's Floyd | where it went! Floyd | Floyd | You scratch your hair. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hehe, one point" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | ( ) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "I never saw this list!" | |||
| Ellison says, "did the walkthrough that came with this game spell out all of the alternate solutions? I can't remember how much of this game is still undiscovered country for me" | ||||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "That might have been helpful!" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Let's party like it's a glorious 1999 revolution" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "'parts'?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Comrade semenov maybe is a robot, or maybe just a tinkerer" | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Jacqueline), "My head was itchy. I scratched. Seemed a obvious thing to try, no?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west (how appropriate!) and a Floyd | staircase leads downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | A giant workers' flag hangs on the back wall, filling your heart with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the flag sits the committee's desk, upon which all Floyd | Revolutionary Managerial Work is accomplished. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x flag" | ||||
Floyd | A glorious red flag emblazoned with a yellow hammer and sickle. Just Floyd | looking at it swells your heart with pride and anticipation. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x work" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "whoa, I don't think I ever took off my hat, either" | |||
| DB arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | A fine wooden desk, carved out of solid wood, no doubt by an oppressed Floyd | worker. Luckily his work was turned to good use when the Committee Floyd | liberated this desk from the basement of a nearby office building Floyd | where it was wasting away as an example of capitalist decadence. Floyd | Floyd | The desk has a single large drawer. The drawer is closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | You open the drawer, revealing some borscht. Floyd | Floyd | Guiltily, you quickly put your papakha back on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x borscht" | ||||
Floyd | An bowl of old, rancid borscht. Who knows how long it was in that Floyd | drawer? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "find supplies" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hey" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take borscht" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Ack" | |||
| DavidW says, "hey DB" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Perhaps we should pick a driver for a while" | ||||
| dsimon asks, "DB?" | ||||
| Alex says (to dsimon), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that a DB is a database." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat borscht" | ||||
Floyd | The borscht has really gone bad. There's no way you're going to even Floyd | taste it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to dsimon), "I was saying hi to Duncan." | |||
| DB asks, "Can you fill me in on what's happened in the game?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to DB), "We found a to-do list and some borscht." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "smell borscht" | ||||
Floyd | It smells terrible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "hey DB" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | A fine wooden desk, carved out of solid wood, no doubt by an oppressed Floyd | worker. Luckily his work was turned to good use when the Committee Floyd | liberated this desk from the basement of a nearby office building Floyd | where it was wasting away as an example of capitalist decadence. Floyd | Floyd | The desk has a single large drawer. The drawer is open. It contains Floyd | nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "we started, scratched our head and found our to-do list, saluted the flag and found some old borsht" | |||
| DavidW says, "spoiled borscht." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DB), "Also, you can now recap the room, fwiw." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "There's a recap command but I forget what it is" | ||||
| Ellison says, "@recap #clubfloyd 100000" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "but maybe not that many lines" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "look under desk" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west (how appropriate!) and a Floyd | staircase leads downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | A giant workers' flag hangs on the back wall, filling your heart with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the flag sits the committee's desk, upon which all Floyd | Revolutionary Managerial Work is accomplished, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x light" | ||||
Floyd | A red light. It makes it a little difficult to read or write, but the Floyd | Revolutionary Ambiance it provides is worth it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take flag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench (on which are the Marxist Floyd | Ventriloquator Mk II, the Communistic Converter and some sleeping Floyd | serum) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x semenov" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Semenov is a diligent worker, his life devoted to science. He Floyd | is currently fiddling intently with the circuit board of his latest Floyd | creation, his eyes hidden behind his impenetrably thick glasses. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "where does he find such wonderful toys" | |||
| dsimon says, "Ah, the Q to our proletarian james bond" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ventrilo" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mk" | ||||
Floyd | The Ventriloquator is a long plastic tube that widens at one end into Floyd | a curved speaker. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II, the Communistic Floyd | Converter or the miraculous device? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | The device is currently in many small pieces. That, along with the Floyd | fact that you have little to no knowledge of electronics, means you Floyd | have no idea what it is or what it does. Floyd | Floyd | The miraculous device is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "The Converter looks useful." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Semenov is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x converter" | ||||
Floyd | The Communistic Converter is a rather small cylinder with some nasty Floyd | looking spikes coming out of one end. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "That's the Communistic Converter, Commissar," Semenov says. "It's a Floyd | very powerful piece of technology. Put it on someone and it will Floyd | inject pure Revolutionary Spirit into them, instantly converting them Floyd | to our side. Be very careful with it though, it can only be used Floyd | once." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about miraculous device" | ||||
Floyd | "What's that you're working on now, Comrade Semenov?" you ask. Floyd | "This is going to be the greatest piece of Revolutionary Technology Floyd | known to man, Commissar! It's so exciting I can't find ample words to Floyd | describe it," Semenov jabbers as he pokes at the device with even more Floyd | excitement. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Ooh... one use only..." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take ventriloquator" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "The Marxist Ventriloquator mark II is an amazing device," Semenov Floyd | says. "Simply point it at a person or object and he, she or it will be Floyd | forced to shout out a glorious Marxist quote!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "HA" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take serum" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "That's a super-potent (but safe and nonaddictive!) sleeping serum, Floyd | Commissar," Semenov says. "I invented it so that a Revolutionary can Floyd | get the sleep he or she needs in order to function for a full day's Floyd | worth of Revolutionary Work. It tastes pretty bad by itself, though. Floyd | You should probably put it into a food or drink if you want to have Floyd | some." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at semenov" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at Comrade Semenov. Floyd | Comrade Semenov suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | "I'm trying to work here, Commissar," Semenov frowns. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "point ventriloquator at jacq" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at me" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at yourself. Floyd | You suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts "Outside of Floyd | a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to Floyd | read!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about parts" | ||||
Floyd | "What do you need for me to get for you?" you ask. Floyd | Semenov glances at the parts strewn across his workbench. "I think Floyd | that all I need to finish the device is a computer's motherboard, Floyd | Commissar." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at flag" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the workers' flag. Floyd | The workers' flag suddenly acquires a voice. "I never forget a face, Floyd | but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about motherboard" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me about the motherboard you need, Comrade Semenov," you say. Floyd | "It's fairly simple," Semenov says, "I just need a regular motherboard Floyd | like you can find in any computer." Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "guess all Marxes are equal in the revolution." | |||
| eladnarra says, "hahaha" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Hehehe" | ||||
| Ellison says, "#juvenile heh, Semenov. I missed that last time" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "I'm thinking that it's the wrong kind of marx quotes" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about himself" | ||||
Floyd | "How are you doing, Comrade Semenov?" you ask. Floyd | "I'm fine, Commissar," Semenov says. "Right now I'm excited to finish Floyd | this device." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x workbench" | ||||
Floyd | The workbench is cluttered with all manner of half-assembled gizmos, Floyd | assorted electronic parts, tools and incomprehensible blueprints. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "show flag to comrade" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Semenov doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "gasp" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "search workbench" | ||||
Floyd | There is nothing on Semenov's workbench. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me, Comrade, how do you feel about the Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | Semenov looks at you, smiling. "I'm ready for the Revolution to arrive Floyd | as soon as possible, Commissar. I can't wait for the day when I can Floyd | turn science to peaceful ends for the good of the proletariat." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "get semenov" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose Comrade Semenov would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about proletariat" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov shrugs and silently continues working. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask semenov about name" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov shrugs and silently continues working. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hm, that's a slight bug, there's nothing on the cluttered workbench" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about science" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov shrugs and silently continues working. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder asks, "it's an abstract clutter?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about me" | ||||
Floyd | "What do you think of me as a Commissar, Comrade Semenov?" you ask. Floyd | Semenov looks up at you seriously. "I think you're quite capable, and Floyd | I'm glad to be working alongside you to bring about the Revolution," Floyd | he says. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "or meta-clutter?" | |||
| DavidW says, "still, there ought to be mention of the clutter." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | ( ) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west and a staircase leads Floyd | downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk sits against the back wall, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, ""And do come back in one piece, Comrade Bond"" | |||
| DB says, "hehe" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey grin at you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, reading a comic book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x book" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x comic" | ||||
Floyd | The comic colorfully details the adventures of Captain Freedom as he Floyd | fights the Red Menace. What garbage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at jetski" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at Comrade Jetski. Floyd | Comrade Jetski suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | Jetski grins stupidly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at comioc" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at comic" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the comic. Floyd | The comic suddenly acquires a voice. "Religion is the opium of the Floyd | masses!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x jetski" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let Floyd | that fool you. He really is an idiot. Luckily he seems to have a Floyd | ridiculous amount of blind luck, avoiding both injury and arrest Floyd | despite how out of his league the missions he usually attempts tend to Floyd | be. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask jetski about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Comrade Jetski, how do you feel about the Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey smile at you. "I tell ya, Commissar, I just can't Floyd | wait!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take comic" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to Comrade Jetski. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask jetski for comic" | ||||
Floyd | "I need to requisition that comic book, Comrade Jetski," you say. Floyd | "But Commissar," Jetski whines, "I'll get bored and fall asleep and Floyd | then I can't guard the HQ! You can have it but first I need something Floyd | else to keep me from getting bored..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give borscht to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Are you hungry, Comrade Jetski?" you ask. "Would you like this Floyd | borscht I found in the desk drawer?" Floyd | "Oh hey, that's where that went!" Jetski says, slapping himself in the Floyd | forehead. "Sure thing, Commissar, I'm pretty hungry." He grabs the Floyd | borscht and gobbles it down, then lets out a hearty Revolutionary Floyd | Belch. "Wow, that's even better when it's a few days old," he says. Floyd | "I'm full of energy now, no chance of getting bored. Here, you can Floyd | take the comic book I was reading." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take comic" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "huh" | |||
| dsimon says, "Hmm" | ||||
| DB says, "I'm a little surprised that worked." | ||||
| DavidW says, "me too" | ||||
| dsimon says, "That was almost too easy. I wonder if there are multiple solutions" | ||||
| Tale arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Lionheart says, "That was pretty random" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "Look at you people, looking a gift borscht in the mouth." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "I thought we'd have to hold on to that for the sleeping serum." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give flag to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh that's cool, Commissar!" Jetski grins. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give list to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh that's cool, Commissar!" Jetski grins. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Well, I guess we should hold onto the borscht until we know we need the comic" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give mk ii to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh that's cool, Commissar!" Jetski grins. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Sounds good." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, reading a comic book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is an American flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A construction worker walks past and salutes the flag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x flag" | ||||
Floyd | (the workers' flag) Floyd | A glorious red flag emblazoned with a yellow hammer and sickle. Just Floyd | looking at it swells your heart with pride and anticipation. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "yay a convert" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x american flag" | ||||
Floyd | This flag is the hateful symbol of the largest capitalistic nation in Floyd | the world! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x pole" | ||||
Floyd | A large metal poll with a rope on it, designed to hoist up a symbol to Floyd | remind those who pass by what they stand for. Floyd | Floyd | On the flagpole is an American flag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "pull rope" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x rope" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x rope" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "pull pole" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "lower american flag" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "pull american flag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "AFAIK every puzzle has at least 2 solutions" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put workers flag on pole" | ||||
Floyd | You attach the flag to the line and hoist it into the air. A gust of Floyd | wind catches it and it unfurls to its full length, proudly displaying Floyd | the hammer and sickle. A few people nearby gaze at it in wonder, then Floyd | slowly, carefully salute it. Floyd | Floyd | Looks like you've won the people's hearts! Floyd | Floyd | A passing mechanic looks up at the red flag and salutes it, grinning Floyd | madly. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "hahaha - oh dear, I suck. Conversation I had with maga a couple minutes ago (before we got majorly lagged):" | |||
| Jacqueline | Sam, does People's Glorious Revolution game have multiple, random starts? | ||||
| Jacqueline | No, I don't think so, why? | ||||
| Jacqueline | Because when I played it, I didn't harvest enough potatoes and they killed me. | ||||
| Jacqueline | Jacq, that was Gigantomania, and it is an entirely different game. | ||||
| dsimon says, "Hehehe" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "I voted in a large metal poll once." | ||||
| Nitku says, "and you can't put yourself into an unwinnable position" | ||||
| Ellison says (to Jacqueline), "ha ha" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing fast food worker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x todo list" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x american flag" | ||||
Floyd | This flag is the hateful symbol of the largest capitalistic nation in Floyd | the world! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "No wonder I never found the To Do list. I never played this!" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "burn it" | ||||
Floyd | That would be unpatriotic. Floyd | Floyd | > | Emily says, "ha ha" | |||
| DB says, "haha" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wear flag" | ||||
Floyd | (the American flag) Floyd | You can't wear that! Floyd | Floyd | > | Emily says, "this game would have been very different if item 3 weren't crossed off" | |||
| dsimon asks, "Isn't starting a revolution also unpatriotic?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A shady-looking peddler leans against an ice cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x peddler" | ||||
Floyd | A shifty-looking independent capitalist. He stands with his hands deep Floyd | in his pockets, slouching and grinning as people walk by. Floyd | Floyd | "Tootsie Frootsie ice cream!" shouts the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon asks, "A shady-looking ice cream peddler?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | An old Tootsie-frootsie Ice Cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | In the ice cream cart are some books. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | Buried underneath copies of The Three Little Pigs and other Floyd | pornographic, bourgeoisie trash, you see a copy of The Communist Floyd | Manifesto Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about it" | ||||
Floyd | "I think I have a book about it somewhere..." mutters the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me about The Communist Manifesto," you say. Floyd | "I'm sure you know more about it than I do, kid. It's yours for a Floyd | dollar." Floyd | Floyd | "Get your ice cream!" shouts the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | The peddler laughs at you. "You don't have any money. This is a Floyd | capitalistic society, you know. You have to pay for things! But I tell Floyd | you what," he says, scratching his chin, "I can't see that ever Floyd | getting bought, so I'll trade it for another book if you want." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at peddler" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the peddler. Floyd | The peddler suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Religion is the opium of the masses!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade comic for manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Would you like to join the People's Glorious Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | The peddler shakes his head. "No thanks. I'm happy where I am." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "So now I guess we need the comic" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s. s. give borscht to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing punk rocker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | "Guten Tag, Commissar Karl!" shouts Jetski as he sees you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, reading a comic book. Floyd | Floyd | "Are you hungry, Comrade Jetski?" you ask. "Would you like this Floyd | borscht I found in the desk drawer?" Floyd | "Oh hey, that's where that went!" Jetski says, slapping himself in the Floyd | forehead. "Sure thing, Commissar, I'm pretty hungry." He grabs the Floyd | borscht and gobbles it down, then lets out a hearty Revolutionary Floyd | Belch. "Wow, that's even better when it's a few days old," he says. Floyd | "I'm full of energy now, no chance of getting bored. Here, you can Floyd | take the comic book I was reading." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh, we don't have it at the moment." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n. n." | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A shady-looking peddler leans against an ice cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | "Fresh cold ice cream!" shouts the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read comic" | ||||
Floyd | The comic colorfully details the adventures of Captain Freedom as he Floyd | fights the Red Menace. What garbage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give comic to peddler" | ||||
Floyd | "Will this work for a trade?" you ask, offering Jetski's comic to the Floyd | peddler. Floyd | "Is that an original edition of Captain Freedom vs. The Red Menace?" Floyd | he says in shock, his eyes lighting up in greed. Floyd | "Maybe," you say, "What's it worth?" Floyd | "Oh, not much," he says, trying to keep his voice casual, "Really, I'm Floyd | still losing out by giving you the manifesto, but I guess we can make Floyd | that trade." Floyd | He snatches the comic out of your hands and tosses The Communist Floyd | Manifesto at you. Floyd | "So long, sucker," he says, rushing off with his newfound treasure. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | You have this great work memorized word-for-word. Within can be found Floyd | the greatest wisdom the world has yet produced. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "eat ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the ice cream cart) Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take stamp" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat stops you. "Please fill out form T36-B, 'Requisition of Floyd | Government Office Supplies' before taking that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask bureaucrat about form t36-b" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat doesn't even look up. "Please fill out form F2-A, Floyd | 'Request for Intercourse with Government Employee' and then I'll talk Floyd | to you." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Start the sexy music." | |||
| dsimon says, "We'd probably need that form for the third item" | ||||
| DB asks, "We have to do *what* to get that stamp?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the bureaucrat. Floyd | The bureaucrat suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | "Please fill out form 9A-T, 'Request to Force a Government Employee to Floyd | Speak' before you do that again." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the bureaucrat. Floyd | The bureaucrat suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's Floyd | too dark to read!" Floyd | "Please fill out form 9A-T, 'Request to Force a Government Employee to Floyd | Speak' before you do that again." Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "hah" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at stamp" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the stamp. Floyd | The stamp suddenly acquires a voice. "Religion is the opium of the Floyd | masses!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat gets up, takes a form out of a filing cabinet, and Floyd | moves it to an identical filing cabinet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x inbox" | ||||
Floyd | In the Inbox are some unstamped papers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x unstamped papers" | ||||
Floyd | A stack of unintelligible forms. There's a large box in the lower Floyd | right corner of each, ostensibly to be stamped by a government Floyd | bureaucrat. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat wonders aloud about when lunch is, before glancing at Floyd | you balefully and getting back to work. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "No violence forms?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x stamped forms" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the stamped papers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x stamped papers" | ||||
Floyd | A stack of unintelligible forms. Each has a large box in the lower Floyd | right corner and bears a red ink stamp. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "The forms are probably elsewhere." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take unstamped forms" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to take the unstamped papers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take unstamped" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat stops you. "Please fill out form H6-M5, 'Requisition of Floyd | Unreviewed Government Forms' before taking that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take stamped" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat stops you. "Please fill out form RB-5, 'Requisition of Floyd | Reviewed Government Forms' before taking that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stamp forms" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Nah, this is a bureaucracy" | |||
| dsimon says, "Even if we had the forms, nothing would happen" | ||||
| dsimon says, "We need to distract this worker somehow" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I don't really want to use up the serum..." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stab worker with converter" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Do we need a stamp?" | |||
| Binder says, "not that I've noticed" | ||||
| dsimon says, "We need to disrupt the government operations" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use converter on worker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x converter" | ||||
Floyd | The Communistic Converter is a rather small cylinder with some nasty Floyd | looking spikes coming out of one end. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, looks at it, then Floyd | crumples it up and throws it away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "touch converter to bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to touch the Communistic Floyd | Converter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "poke bureaucrat with converter" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the Converter on the back of the bureaucrat's neck. Floyd | His eyes suddenly light up with Revolutionary Fervor. "Commissar!" he Floyd | shouts, standing saluting you, "What do you require of me?" Floyd | "Um...I guess you can help me out by taking all these papers and Floyd | destroying them, thereby throwing the capitalist government into Floyd | confusion." Floyd | "Can do, Commissar!" shouts the bureaucrat, and runs out, grabbing the Floyd | papers and stamp on the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "use converter on bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Also, is it a postage stamp, or a ink stamping stamp?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "ink stamping stamp, for putting those red marks we saw on the forms" | |||
| dsimon says, "Bah! We totally crippled that infrastructure" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (empty) and Floyd | an Outbox (empty)) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I think we should undo and get the converter back" | |||
| DavidW says, "Is it crippled? I saw no (X)" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo. undo." | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Okay, whew" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "good no need to restore" | |||
| dsimon says, "We may as well save here though" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x stamp" | ||||
Floyd | A large rubber stamped marked "APPROVED." Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, stamps it, and places it Floyd | in the outbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get outbox" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "The converter is a "skip puzzle" device" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "approve forms" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Maybe we should explore a little more?" | |||
| dsimon says, "Seems reasonable" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bathroom Floyd | A simple bathroom, used by the government employees to refresh Floyd | themselves in various ways. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a toilet and a sink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You have to hand it to the capitalists. They can clean a mean toilet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | A white porcelain sink. Floyd | Floyd | The sink is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "flush toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You flush the toilet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "turn sink on" | ||||
Floyd | You switch the sink on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | A white porcelain sink. Floyd | Floyd | The sink is currently switched on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "plug sink" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put papakha in sink" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Well, let's just drive up the bourgouise's water bill" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put papakha in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Ah, sorry" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bathroom Floyd | A simple bathroom, used by the government employees to refresh Floyd | themselves in various ways. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a toilet and a sink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put papakha in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | There's no reason to put that in the toilet. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "So what does belong in the toilet? Besides the obvious." | |||
| Gerynar says, "didn't work, can't plug the toilet with the hat" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put us flag in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "the converter is like the Wishbringer stone except you have to share your wishes with everyone" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put american flag in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You shove the American flag into the toilet. After flushing it a few Floyd | times, it gets pretty seriously stuck deep in the plumbing. Nobody Floyd | will be able to use this toilet until they call a plumber. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I guess *that's* not unpatriotic" | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Now to give the bureaucrat the runs" | |||
| Lionheart says, "Too bad we used the borscht" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Hm, yeah" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Maybe there are other food sources available" | ||||
| Gerynar asks, "might there be another way to get ice cream?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "search stuff" | ||||
Floyd | You look over what is for sale, and find absolutely nothing that's Floyd | even remotely useful or interesting. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about stuff" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hm, just to see what happens..." | |||
| DavidW says, "We could probably pawn something for money." | ||||
| dsimon says, "use converter on shopkeeper" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "use converter on shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | The shock might kill him! Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Heh" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "sell manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Wait a sec" | |||
| dsimon asks, "Why do we still have the american flag?" | ||||
| Gerynar asks, "didn't we flush the flag?" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "uh oh" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Long flag is long" | ||||
| Nitku says, "that's a bug" | ||||
| DB says, "hehe" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point mk ii at shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the shopkeeper. Floyd | The shopkeeper suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | The shopkeeper looks surprised at hearing his missing voice again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Ha" | eladnarra says, "heh" | |||
| Binder LAUGHS | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "sell ventriloquator" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about revolution\" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I don't think the shopkeeper's voice has actually been healed" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x edifice" | ||||
Floyd | This office building is the tallest building in town, even bigger than Floyd | the town hall. But that's capitalism for you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "And here is our source of bureaucrat-runs" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x chambers" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Chambers is your inside man. He's made the ultimate sacrifice Floyd | -- exposing himself to the horrors of capitalistic work in order to Floyd | help destroy the system from the inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me your thoughts about the Revolution, Comrade Chambers," you Floyd | say. Floyd | Chambers straightens up excitedly. "It can't come soon enough, Karl. Floyd | I'm sick and tired of this mind-numbing capitalist job, and totally Floyd | ready for the worker's paradise!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask chambers for coffee" | ||||
Floyd | (Comrade Chambers first taking coffee) Floyd | "I'm working right now, Karl," Chambers says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x coffee" | ||||
Floyd | You can't actually see the coffee here. It's probably in the backroom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a greasy rag and some donuts here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x vat" | ||||
Floyd | This single vat brews the coffee for the customers. Look at this Floyd | uncaring capitalism -- no custom-brewed drinks just for you, instead Floyd | one draws all ones daily sustenance from the same murky puddle that's Floyd | been sitting around all day. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take va" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take vat" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | From the front, you hear someone order a drink. The vat gurgles, Floyd | pumping the coffee through a large pipe to deliver it to the Floyd | discerning customer. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Donuts!" | |||
| dsimon says, "Oh fine" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take donuts" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x donuts" | ||||
Floyd | A box containing dozens of donuts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "dip donuts in vat" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put donuts in vat" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think that would improve the flavor. Floyd | Floyd | From the front, you hear someone order a drink. The vat gurgles, Floyd | pumping the coffee through a large pipe to deliver it to the Floyd | discerning customer. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "That could be the key." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x pipe" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "sleepinig serum in coffee?" | |||
| dsimon says, "Aaaah" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put serum in coffee" | ||||
Floyd | You pour a significant amount of the serum into the vat. It's quickly Floyd | mixed into the coffee. Floyd | Floyd | From the front, you hear someone order a drink. The vat gurgles, Floyd | pumping the coffee through a large pipe to deliver it to the Floyd | discerning customer. A few minutes pass, then the customer starts Floyd | shouting. Floyd | "This coffee is only making me more tired, not awake! I didn't order Floyd | decaf! You can be sure I'll tell everyone I know not to come here." Floyd | Floyd | Well, looks like you ruined the reputation of a major capitalist Floyd | chain. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Awesome." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "yay" | |||
| Ellison says, "what a horrible moment for me to run out of coffee" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Strike one for the revolution" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to chambers" | ||||
Floyd | "That's interesting, Karl, but you'd better hold onto that," Chambers Floyd | says. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "for the office worker?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We can try." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x system" | ||||
Floyd | It looks complicated. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "kick system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "up" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "attack system" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "But we might have to fill out a Bribing a Government Official Form or something." | |||
| Gerynar says, "he was mumbling about lunch" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put converter on system" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the security card system would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Ah yeah, maybe the donuts" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing doctor looks up at the red flag and salutes it, grinning Floyd | madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat gets up, takes a form out of a filing cabinet, and Floyd | moves it to an identical filing cabinet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to worker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat rejects your offering. "Please fill out form 37-B, Floyd | 'Request to Bribe a Government Employee' before you try that." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hehehe" | |||
| dsimon says, "Good call, DB" | ||||
| DB says, "haha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fill for form 37-b" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Somehow I saw that coming." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "burn forms" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "eat donut" | ||||
Floyd | You're not hungry. Plus, the donuts look kind of stale anyway. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, looks at it, then files Floyd | it in one of the many identical filing cabinets lining the room. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hm..." | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put donuts on desk" | ||||
Floyd | You put the donuts on the bureaucrat's desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Perhaps if you just... yeah, drop it." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are some donuts, an Floyd | Inbox (in which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are Floyd | some stamped papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, stamps it, and places it Floyd | in the outbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "burn papers" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the unstamped papers or the stamped papers? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "unstamped" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat gets up, takes a form out of a filing cabinet, and Floyd | moves it to an identical filing cabinet. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Maybe put the donuts in the inbox?" | |||
| Lionheart exclaims, "Ah!" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put donuts in inbox" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the donuts) Floyd | Floyd | You put the donuts into the Inbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Good though" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat wonders aloud about when lunch is, before glancing at Floyd | you balefully and getting back to work. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "whistle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "blow whistle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "x clock" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x clock" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take donuts" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, looks at it, then Floyd | crumples it up and throws it away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some donuts Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, stamps it, and places it Floyd | in the outbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x trash" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DB says (to Floyd), "x dust bin" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Dang." | |||
| dsimon says, "Well, we still have one more street to wander down" | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "Have we seen a bell of some wort?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rand's Liquors Floyd | Rand's Liquors is the main provider of alcoholic beverages in Floyd | Freedonia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Thousands of varieties of bottles of every color imaginable sit upon Floyd | the shelves. Floyd | Floyd | The clerk leans on the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x clerk" | ||||
Floyd | The clerk looks absolutely bored and miserable. A sad victim of the Floyd | meaningless capitalistic "service economy"! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Would you like to join the People's Glorious Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | "Revolution?" the clerk looks at you, confused. "Isn't that the new Floyd | dance club they're opening this fall?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give manifesto to clerk" | ||||
Floyd | The liquor store clerk doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "tell clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "The Revolution is going to be wonderful," you explain. "There will be Floyd | no more bosses, no more unjust wages, everyone will work for Floyd | themselves!" Floyd | "Sounds great," agrees the clerk. "Lemme know when it happens and I'll Floyd | be the first one there." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x bottles" | ||||
Floyd | The many bottles of alcohol smile benevolently at you from the Floyd | shelves. Floyd | A particular bottle of Russian vodka catches your interest. Floyd | Floyd | In the shelves is a bottle of vodka. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x vodka" | ||||
Floyd | A bottle of true Revolutionary Spirits: Perestroika brand authentic Floyd | Russian wodka, fuel of the Revolution! Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra asks, "try to give him the manifesto?" | |||
| Lionheart says, "A mind just waiting to be won" | ||||
| dsimon says, "I tried that" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "maybe the book can be used in the school" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "ah, lag. sorry~" | ||||
| DB asks, "Maybe we can read the book to him?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Gerynar), "Sounds possible." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "read manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | You have this great work memorized word-for-word. Within can be found Floyd | the greatest wisdom the world has yet produced. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You grab the vodka. The perfect thing for a Communist Party! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | "Slow down there," says the clerk, pointing at the vodka bottle, "You Floyd | gotta pay for that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "buy bottle" | ||||
Floyd | "Put it on the counter," says the clerk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put bottle on counter" | ||||
Floyd | The clerk looks over at the vodka, sighs and straightens up. "That'll Floyd | be $20, please." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Well huh" | |||
| DavidW says, "We can probably get money by pawning something else." | ||||
| dsimon says, "Yeah" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Maybe we should'" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Maybe we should've pawned the comic" | ||||
| DB says, "Yeah..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Also, the school might have a motherboard for Semenov." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "then we wouldn't have gotten the manifesto" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Yeah" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Supply Closet Floyd | This cramped closet is entirely empty except for Comrade Rosalia and a Floyd | large cardboard box. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Rosalia is looking through a box filled with copies of The Floyd | Communist Manifesto. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Emily goes home. | ||||
| Emily has disconnected. | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x rosalia" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Rosalia's harsh features and fierce eyes help to emphasize the Floyd | burning passion she feels for the Revolution. All people are equal, of Floyd | course, but you can't help but feel that Rosalia is the only comrade Floyd | of yours who is actually your equal in both intelligence and activism. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me your thoughts about the Revolution, Comrade Rosalia," you Floyd | say. Floyd | Rosalia looks at you, positively glowing. "Commissar, I can't help but Floyd | feel that victory is close at hand! I can barely stand the wait." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | "What's your status with the books?" you ask Rosalia. Floyd | "Well, Commissar, right now I'm trying to slip copies of The Communist Floyd | Manifesto to those poor students being brainwashed by capitalistic Floyd | propaganda in the classroom just outside this closet." Floyd | "Wonderful!" you exclaim. "How's it going?" Floyd | "Well, Commissar," Rosalia frowns thoughtfully, "Turns out I'm one Floyd | book short. It just wouldn't be right to give all but one of the Floyd | students copies. That's not equal at all!" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "More copies of the manifesto, eh? We didn't need ice cream guy's copy." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give book to rosalia" | ||||
Floyd | Rosalia's eyes light up. "Thanks, Commissar! This is perfect!" Floyd | She puts it reverently in the box with the others, then takes the box Floyd | outside. A few seconds pass by, then she comes back in looking Floyd | dejected. Floyd | "Well, Commissar, I gave them the books. But they're all too apathetic Floyd | to read them!" She shakes her head. "What a terrible society, churning Floyd | out students too filled with ennui to even glance at Marx's grand Floyd | ideas." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. ok." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of his bored students, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see some students here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x students" | ||||
Floyd | The students slump in their seats, bored. Some of them are asleep, Floyd | small puddles of drool pooling on their desks. They each have a copy Floyd | of The Communist Manifesto on their desk, but none of them seem to Floyd | have noticed it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ventro the teacher!!" | |||
| Lionheart says, "If I hadn't been spoiled, I'd think to use the converter here" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at teacher" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the teacher. Floyd | The teacher suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Capital is dead labor!" Floyd | The students wake up when they hear the Revolutionary Message. Looking Floyd | down at their desks they notice the copies of The Communist Manifesto. Floyd | They quickly read it, then look at each other with Revolutionary Floyd | Fervor and run out the door. Floyd | Floyd | Looks like you've won the minds of the people! Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Awesome." | |||
| dsimon exclaims, "Bored students of the world unite!" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x teacher" | ||||
Floyd | This man is the spitting image of a capitalistic "intellectual" (if Floyd | such a thing can exist!). His unfashionable suit covers his ample Floyd | stomach, no doubt filled to bursting with the free thought of his Floyd | brainwashed students (symbolically, of course). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | Shh, no talking during class. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search stomach" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "w" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "fw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Oi" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy," and a small card Floyd | placed on the desk reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sitting on the desk hums quietly to the office. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, looking at you nastily. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk are a placard and a card. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x placard" | ||||
Floyd | A placard that reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x card" | ||||
Floyd | A small card that reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask guard about placard" | ||||
Floyd | "I ain't paid to talk to you," says the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "give donuts to guard?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to guard" | ||||
Floyd | "Hungry?" you ask, offering the donuts to the security guard. Floyd | He eyes them hungrily, then grabs one of them and gobbles it down. Floyd | "T'anks," he says, crumbs flying out of his capitalist-piggish mouth. Floyd | Floyd | The guard mumbles something about his lunch break. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take computer" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "open computer" | ||||
Floyd | "Keep your hands off that!" snarls the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Ah... and then put the lunch card on the bureaucrat's desk." | |||
| dsimon says, "Hm" | ||||
| DavidW says, "er, perhaps we oughta've added serum to the donuts." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Oh, we still can't take stuff?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra asks, "can we still use the sleeping serum?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put serum on donuts" | ||||
Floyd | You drip a few drops of the sleeping serum onto the donuts. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We still gots some." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to guard" | ||||
Floyd | "Hungry?" you ask, offering the donuts to the security guard. Floyd | He eyes them hungrily, then grabs one of them and gobbles it down. Floyd | "T'anks," he says, crumbs flying out of his capitalist-piggish mouth. Floyd | Floyd | The guard rubs his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The guard yawns. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "That's a relief." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes his eyes for a few seconds, then opens them Floyd | reluctantly. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, the guard slumps over and starts snoring. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "open computer" | ||||
Floyd | You open the computer, revealing a motherboard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take motherboard" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Bwa ha ha ha!" | |||
| dsimon asks, "Why didn't that fry us?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Ah well" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "yay~" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy," and a small card Floyd | placed on the desk reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk are a placard and a card. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I love it when an evil plan comes together." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "search guard" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard to search a conscious person. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | placard: The glue that binds this placard to the desk is as strong as Floyd | bond between all who believe in the Revolution! It's unbreakable! This Floyd | "Ms. Daisy" is apparently expected to remain a part of this vile Floyd | institution for all eternity. Floyd | card: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "hehehehe" | |||
| DB says (to DavidW), "There's nothing quite like completing a scheme." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x card" | ||||
Floyd | A small card that reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | A security guard steps out of the shadows and places a hand on your Floyd | shoulder. "You're going to need a visitor's pass, friend," he says, Floyd | pushing you back towards the door and vanishing just as he appeared. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | The desk is perfectly spotless. A computer sits open on the desk, Floyd | revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hm, I'd expect them to keep passes in the office" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | The desk is perfectly spotless. A computer sits open on the desk, Floyd | revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||||
Floyd | A fat man, given a shoddy uniform and hired to provide security for Floyd | the capitalist brainwashing facility. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x uniform" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undress guard" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss guard" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh" | |||
| DB says, "Hey, let's try the lunch sign thing." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Thot we might have to do a mr 47 with teh guard's clothes" | ||||
| DB says, "Man, this game has made me really want some donuts, though." | ||||
| DavidW says, "They're stale." | ||||
| DB says, "Not the ones in my brain." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Or doesn't that matter?" | ||||
| DB says, "They have beautful icing and tasty sprinkles." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sprinkles are never tasty. Only pretty." | ||||
| DB says, "Unless you like the taste of sugar." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I love sugar. Still, sprinkles do nothing for flavour." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Well, then strike the adjectives. Reverse 'em." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey grin at you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put sign on desk" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "card" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put card on desk" | ||||
Floyd | You put the "Out to Lunch" card on the desk. Floyd | "Lunch time already?" yawns the bureaucrat, getting up and leaving. Floyd | For some reason, he takes his stamp with him. That's kind of weird. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hm..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from inbox" | ||||
Floyd | The capitalists will be waiting for these forms to be approved for Floyd | quite a long time, causing their work to grind to a halt! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from outbox" | ||||
Floyd | The capitalists will have a hard time getting things done with all Floyd | these approved forms missing. Floyd | Floyd | You think you've caused enough chaos in the town hall to disrupt the Floyd | government, at least for awhile. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "hehe" | |||
| DB says, "Another one down." | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 4 out of a possible 7, in 267 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Revolutionary. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Give the motherboard to Semenov." | |||
| Jacqueline waves and makes an isquiesque departure for home. | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | As he sees you, Comrade Jetski throws up a salute, wincing as he Floyd | accidentally hits himself in the forehead. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west and a staircase leads Floyd | downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk sits against the back wall, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give mobo to semenov" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give motherboard to semenov" | ||||
Floyd | You offer the motherboard to Semenov. "Is this what you need?" Floyd | He grabs it excitedly. "This is exactly it, Commissar! Now I'll be Floyd | able to finish the device. Oh Commissar, this is wonderful!" Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "'mobo'??" | |||
| Gerynar says, "computer-geekese for motherboard" | ||||
| dsimon says, "In IT that's a pretty common shorthand" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Never heard of 'mobo' befo." | ||||
| DB asks, "Now we just need the wodka, right?" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | (X) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | (X) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Pawn something and buy it." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We could use our converter on the clerk." | |||
| DavidW says, "We can pawn the flag, I suppose." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | A small bracelet with the words "What Would Trotsky Do?" as a reminder Floyd | to always do the Revolutionary Thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "what would trotsky do" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "hehe" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | You idly wish that these was some kind of Revolutionary Magic Word you Floyd | could say to instantly transform the world into the Worker's Paradise, Floyd | but that's ridiculous. Only science can do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hmmm" | |||
| dsimon asks, "What *would* Trotsky do?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Let's pawn the American flag." | ||||
| eladnarra asks, "what's Semenov's new device that the mobo was for?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to eladnarra), "I forget." | ||||
| dsimon says, "He never said" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "I don't think it's important." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | The device is currently in many small pieces. That, along with the Floyd | fact that you have little to no knowledge of electronics, means you Floyd | have no idea what it is or what it does. Floyd | Floyd | The miraculous device is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Semenov is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to Comrade Semenov. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart asks, "Denounce Stalin?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask semenov about miraculous advice" | ||||
Floyd | "Have you found words to describe the greatness of your new Floyd | invention?" you ask Semenov. Floyd | He shakes his head. "Sadly, Commissar, I am again flustered just Floyd | thinking about it." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | "Have you found words to describe the greatness of your new Floyd | invention?" you ask Semenov. Floyd | He shakes his head. "Sadly, Commissar, I am again flustered just Floyd | thinking about it." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "l" | |||
| dsimon says, "Argh" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "up" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west and a staircase leads Floyd | downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk sits against the back wall, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey grin at you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing punk rocker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "sell american flag" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "ah~ thought it might be fixed, and somehow useful." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pawn flag" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give flag to shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sell flag" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pawn bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "I don't think we need to engage in this capitalist nonsense." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper takes the bracelet and hands you a dollar. Floyd | Floyd | (You can't help but feel a little dirty that you just resorted to Floyd | capitalism.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "sell papakha" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | (first taking your papakha off) Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We don't need anything from the pawn shop." | |||
| dsimon says, "We need money" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Money" | ||||
| dsimon says, "To use to buy the vodka" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "We need $20" | ||||
| DB says, "We don't need money." | ||||
| DB says, "We have the converter." | ||||
| DB says, "Just convert the clerk." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "d'oh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Fine. Go convert, then." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "OK" | ||||
| dsimon asks, "However, isn't the game guaranteed winnable?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "And yet we were able to use the converter up before" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Therefore, we shouldn't have to use it now" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Is the converter used up?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "It really is a puzzle-skipper" | ||||
| dsimon says, "No, it's back cause we undoed" | ||||
| DB says, "Okay. Let's try to see if we can find another solution for a while, then." | ||||
| DB asks, "Would he sell us the vodka if we were just $19 short?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell mk" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sell donuts" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell donuts" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "are there still books at the ice cream cart?" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Where is the cart from here?" | |||
| Gerynar says, "it's in front of the office-building" | ||||
| DavidW says, "(I haven't been mapping.)" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "I don't suppose there's any way to use that $1 to make $20" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Only capitalism" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "lottery" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Casino" | ||||
| dsimon says, "We could... *shudder*... invest it" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Heh" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "oh. The bank mentioned in the to-do list?" | ||||
| Jacqueline arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Gerynar baps dsimon for such non-revolutionary thoughts | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | (X) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | (X) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I haven't actually seen that bank anywhere" | |||
| Lionheart says, "Technically, we did find the supplies. We just can't get our mitts on them." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Have I missed anything significant?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Well, it must be somewhere in the game. Why else is it on the list?" | ||||
| DB says, "I think it's just a gag." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "We're trying to find a way to purchase or otherwise obtain vodka." | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "Have we tried STEAL VODKA?" | ||||
| DB says, "Though you'd think a real revolutionary would've torn off the bottom part of that sheet." | ||||
| DB asks, "Oh, hey, theft. That might work, 'ey?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Guiltily, you quickly put your papakha back on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "steal shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about bank" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Bah" | |||
| dsimon says, "And we couldn't just walk out with the vodka earlier" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh right. Shopkeeper doesn't talk." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stuff" | ||||
Floyd | The shelves of the shop are filled with capitalist waste that didn't Floyd | have the dignity to go die in a landfill. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart asks, "What kind of revolution doesn't have looting?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x card system" | ||||
Floyd | It looks complicated. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put card in system" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the security card system) Floyd | Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smash system" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "overthrow the system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "point mk at system" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the security card system. Floyd | The security card system suddenly acquires a voice. "Religion is the Floyd | opium of the masses!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about elevator" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about bank" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a greasy rag here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about security card" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rag" | ||||
Floyd | A disgusting rag, covered in grease and grime. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "What's the rag for?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "maybe we could have put that in the coffee too" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search couch" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x couch" | ||||
Floyd | An old, ratty couch. Bronco Coffee clearly cares little for their Floyd | employees' comfort. But you didn't expect otherwise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit on it" | ||||
Floyd | It doesn't look comfortable at all. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "find out if Chambers has a security card on our way out" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boxes" | ||||
Floyd | Miscellaneous boxes containing the necessary goods needed to fuel a Floyd | coffee shop. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open boxes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see much to be gained by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search chambers" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard to search a conscious person. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about security" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about security card" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers for security card" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about rag" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hmm..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell rag" | ||||
Floyd | The whole room smells delicious, like fresh coffee beans. You're Floyd | positive it's some sort of air freshener, because you doubt there's Floyd | many fresh coffee beans here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "I think the rag is to make the vodka into a proper cocktail for the revolutionary party" | |||
| DavidW asks, "oh. Molotov, eh?" | ||||
| DB says, "hehe" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x workers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | As he sees you, Comrade Jetski throws up a salute, wincing as he Floyd | accidentally hits himself in the forehead. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask jetski about bank" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski scratches his head and shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask jetski for money" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search guard" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard to search a conscious person. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Guard isn't conscious." | |||
| eladnarra says, "yeah, it said that last time" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "move desk" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Were you thinking of waking him up?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "man, it's crazy how one can forget what to do in a game after a few short months (since I don't remember what we do next)" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Supply Closet Floyd | This cramped closet is entirely empty except for Comrade Rosalia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Rosalia is standing here looking worried. Floyd | Floyd | Rosalia smiles as you enter. "That's why you're Commissar, Commissar," Floyd | she says, "You're brilliant! Those newly liberated students are sure Floyd | to be a great asset to the Revolution." Floyd | "Yes," you say, "Hopefully they won't just decide to side with cushy Floyd | intellectual socialism though." Floyd | "Well Commissar, there are some things nobody can control," Rosalia Floyd | sighs. "I'll meet you back at Revolutionary HQ later." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about money" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about card" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia for money" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a greasy rag Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about bank" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Trumgottist says, "I think she left." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Supply Closet Floyd | This cramped closet is entirely empty. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. So she has." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Oh, it's *Rosalia* we didn't see" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Darn vague parser messages" | |||
| Ellison says, "sure, because revolution is ALL AROUND" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desks" | ||||
Floyd | The furniture here looks to be several decades old, though it's in Floyd | fairly good condition. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take desks" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about bueller" | ||||
Floyd | Shh, no talking during class. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to teacher" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected -- he's droning on about the merits of Floyd | capitalism. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | A security guard steps out of the shadows and places a hand on your Floyd | shoulder. "You're going to need a visitor's pass, friend," he says, Floyd | pushing you back towards the door and vanishing just as he appeared. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Huh." | |||
| DavidW asks, "We never found a pass, did we?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about daisy" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about daisy" | ||||
Floyd | Shh, no talking during class. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We might have to use the converter after all." | |||
| Lionheart says, "The game made a point of giving us that name, probably so that we can ask about it" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "We could try to wake the guard back up" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake guard" | ||||
Floyd | That seems unnecessary. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask guard about daisy" | ||||
Floyd | "I ain't paid to talk to you," says the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Oh, a sleep-talker." | |||
| eladnarra says, "huh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ask daisy about answer" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask daisy about answer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Okay, maybe that wasn't a clue after all" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do" | ||||
Floyd | You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "hahaha" | |||
| Ellison asks, "should we go back to HQ to see if Rosalie triggers anything there?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "page ms daisy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We could try waking the guard with the rag." | |||
| DB says, "It smells like fresh coffee." | ||||
| eladnarra says, "she did say she'd meet us back there" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "He wouldn't talk to us if he was awake" | ||||
| DB says, "But I don't know what waking him would do." | ||||
| DavidW says, "The room smelt like coffee. We never actually smelled the rag." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell rag" | ||||
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Oh, my bad." | |||
| eladnarra says, "it was the coffee shop that smelled, I guess" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "we could try using the rag on the unbought bottle" | ||||
| Ellison says, "yeah, one of those room-smell-overrides-the-item-smell things" | ||||
| DB asks, "We can't take off our papakha, huh?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Only briefly" | ||||
| DB says, "Otherwise we might try sneaking the vodka out in our hat." | ||||
| dsimon exclaims, "Got to go, everyone. Have fun!" | ||||
| Lionheart exclaims, "Ah!" | ||||
| dsimon goes home. | ||||
| dsimon has disconnected. | eladnarra says, "bye~" | |||
| Lionheart says, "That sounds like it" | ||||
| DavidW says (to DB), "That's an idea." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Someone go try it." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Because implementing STEAL would be far too straightforward" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rand's Liquors Floyd | Rand's Liquors is the main provider of alcoholic beverages in Floyd | Freedonia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Thousands of varieties of bottles of every color imaginable sit upon Floyd | the shelves. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter is a bottle of vodka. Floyd | Floyd | The clerk is standing with an irritated look on his face, waiting for Floyd | you to pay for the vodka. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "doff papakha" | ||||
Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put vodka in hat" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the bottle of vodka) Floyd | Floyd | You grab the vodka. The perfect thing for a Communist Party! Floyd | Floyd | You put the bottle of vodka into your papakha. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wear hat" | ||||
Floyd | You put on your papakha. Floyd | Floyd | > | Trumgottist exclaims, "Yes!" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Yes!" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha" | |||
| eladnarra says, "huzzah~" | ||||
| DB says, "Well, that was neat." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "remove hat" | ||||
Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | | DB says, "hehe" | |||
Floyd | > | DavidW says, "That might've been a bug, though." | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | (X) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | (X) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You grab the vodka. The perfect thing for a Communist Party! Floyd | Floyd | You hear a loud commotion coming from the direction of Freedonia Park. Floyd | Floyd | Ah, vodka liberated from the capitalists! | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get vodka" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "So, did we win?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Guiltily, you quickly put your papakha back on. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Almost." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | You are astounded at the huge crowd that has gathered in the park. Floyd | They stand in a circle around the flag, celebrating and singing Floyd | glorious inspirational Revolutionary Songs. Your heart swells with Floyd | joy. Is this it? Has the Revolution truly begun? | Ellison says, "whoa" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "space" | ||||
Floyd | Your happiness deflates immediately, however, as Rosalia runs up to Floyd | you, panic in her eyes. Floyd | "Commissar!" she shouts, "Come quick! Something terrible's happened! Floyd | The HQ has been attacked by reactionary scum!" Floyd | The very word chills you to your core. Reactionaries. In your sanctum. Floyd | Impossible. Floyd | Rosalia heads towards the HQ, leaving you in shock. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Uh-oh!" | |||
| eladnarra says, "uh oh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "This'll be the endgame." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | The room has been trashed! The desk has been overturned and papers are Floyd | scattered everywhere. A giant green dollar sign has been spray painted Floyd | on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk lies flung against the wall, overturned, drawer Floyd | opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Let's do dis like Brutus." | |||
| Ellison says (to Trumgottist), "didn't see you here. good to see you!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "Dollar sign!" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You almost run into Rosalia as you enter. She's standing at the bottom Floyd | of the stairs in utter shock, and you can see why. The destruction Floyd | upstairs is nothing compared to here. The laboratory is barely Floyd | recognizable anymore. All the instruments and documents of technology Floyd | and progress have been destroyed and scattered. From a nearby pile of Floyd | junk, you hear a groan. You and Rosalia rush over and quickly clear Floyd | away the trash, revealing the battered form of Comrade Semenov. Floyd | "Commissar..." he groans, "It was Chambers! He...he sold us out to Floyd | the capitalists." Floyd | "That bastard!" you shout, clenching your fist, "We've got to..." Floyd | "C-Commissar!" Semenov coughs, "It's worse than that! They...they Floyd | took my device! I had just f-finished it, and now...without it, I...I Floyd | don't know...if the Revolution is possible." Semenov sighs and closes Floyd | his eyes. Floyd | "Don't worry about that, Semenov," you say softly, as you stand up. Floyd | "I'll get it back. Comrade Rosalia, you stay here and take care of Floyd | Semenov. I'm going to track down 'Comrade' Chambers, and teach him Floyd | that those who make peaceful Revolution impossible, MAKE VIOLENT Floyd | REVOLUTION INEVITABLE!" | Lionheart exclaims, "Those fiends!" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "space" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | The laboratory is completely trashed! Semenov's tools and plans are Floyd | scattered all over the room in complete disarray. From the looks of Floyd | it, it seems the reactionaries also destroyed several of his devices. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Rosalia is crouching next to Semenov, cleaning his wounds. Floyd | Floyd | Semenov lies amidst the junk, unconscious. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "seduced by capitalist coffee..." | |||
| DB says, "Maybe violence is the answer to this one..." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "We don't have a source of fire, though, do we?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me your thoughts about the Revolution, Comrade Rosalia," you Floyd | say. Floyd | Rosalia looks at you, worried. "Commissar, I can't help but feel that Floyd | victory is uncertain, now." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask semenov about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov is unconscious. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search semenov" | ||||
Floyd | "That's not very polite, Commissar," Rosalia says reproachfully. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search junk" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x junk" | ||||
Floyd | You can't make head or tail of any of the devices, parts or plans Floyd | filling the lab, but you have no doubt that they would have been a Floyd | great help to the Revolution, had they not been destroyed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "There's nothing quite as beautiful as a Starbuck's that's on fire" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put rag in vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the greasy rag into the wodka bottle, creating a molotov Floyd | cocktail. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "haha" | |||
| Ellison says, "yay" | ||||
| DavidW says, "But we have no lighter." | ||||
| DavidW says, "or match" | ||||
| DB asks, "Hm... a firecraft puzzle?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about lighter" | ||||
Floyd | "I don't know anything about that, Commissar," Rosalia says, shaking Floyd | her head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about matches" | ||||
Floyd | "I don't know anything about that, Commissar," Rosalia says, shaking Floyd | her head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | As you reach the top of the stairs, you are almost knocked off your Floyd | feet by Comrade Jetski. Floyd | "Commissar! Commissar! I'm so sorry! I couldn't take them all, they Floyd | picked me up and threw me in a dumpster!" Floyd | "Don't worry about it, Jetski," you say, shaking your head. "Against Floyd | the crushing force of capitalism, what can one man do?" Floyd | "That's just it, Commissar! I did do something! I followed 'em back Floyd | to their home base! They went way up north past the Town Hall, and Floyd | went into this big mansion! But there were two guards at the door so I Floyd | didn't try to go in just in case I got caught. I thought it was more Floyd | important that I told you first." Floyd | "You thought right, Jetski," you say. "Stay here and help Rosalia Floyd | take care of Semenov. I'll take a look at this mansion." | eladnarra says, "a lighter might be found in a pawn shop? dunno..." | |||
| Lionheart asks, "Anyone in this revolutionary mob got a torch?" | ||||
| DB says, "Maybe the mansion will have candles or something." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sounds like there's guards to worry about too." | ||||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | The room has been trashed! The desk has been overturned and papers are Floyd | scattered everywhere. A giant green dollar sign has been spray painted Floyd | on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk lies flung against the wall, overturned, drawer Floyd | opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x crowd" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "sorry" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crowd" | ||||
Floyd | This large crowd, comprising all sorts of people, is standing around Floyd | the red flag, singing, celebrating, and growing larger by the minute! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask crowd for match" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask crowd for a light" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Should we save before heading up to the mansion?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Good idea" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | A pair of jackbooted reactionary thugs guard the gates. Floyd | Floyd | One guard turns to the other. "What're we supposed to watch out for Floyd | again?" Floyd | "Revolutionaries, idiot," says the other, rolling his eyes. Floyd | "What's that?" asks the first one. Floyd | "Obviously they're a kind of political group dedicated to the Floyd | overthrow of the government and establishment of a communist state," Floyd | sighs the second guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Wouldn't want to lose all this revolutionary progress." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | A pair of muscly, brainwashed (and braindead) reactionary enforcers, Floyd | the use of their force no doubt purchased by the owner of this Floyd | mansion, and likely for a sum that would embarrass them if they had Floyd | any sense of pride. Floyd | Floyd | One of the thugs yawns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x thugs" | ||||
Floyd | A pair of muscly, brainwashed (and braindead) reactionary enforcers, Floyd | the use of their force no doubt purchased by the owner of this Floyd | mansion, and likely for a sum that would embarrass them if they had Floyd | any sense of pride. Floyd | Floyd | One guard turns to the other. "What're we supposed to watch out for Floyd | again?" Floyd | "Revolutionaries, idiot," says the other, rolling his eyes. Floyd | "What's that?" asks the first one. Floyd | "Obviously they're a kind of monster," sighs the second guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask thugs about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | You don't want to draw attention to yourself. Floyd | Floyd | One of the thugs scratches himself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mansion" | ||||
Floyd | An enormous gothic mansion, taunting you with its decadence and Floyd | grandiosity. Floyd | Floyd | One guard turns to the other. "What're we supposed to watch out for Floyd | again?" Floyd | "Revolutionaries, idiot," says the other, rolling his eyes. Floyd | "What's that?" asks the first one. Floyd | "Obviously they're a kind of political group dedicated to the Floyd | overthrow of the government and establishment of a communist state," Floyd | sighs the second guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point mk ii at guard" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at one of the guards. He swells up with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride and shouts "Last night I shot an elephant in my Floyd | pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know!" Floyd | "What'd you just say?" snaps the other thug. Floyd | "I didn't say nothin'," says your target, "But what was that crap you Floyd | were just spoutin'? Didn't sound very loyal to the good old US of A!" Floyd | "Oh don't you try to blame your treason on me," shouts the other Floyd | guard, lunging at the speaker. Soon the guards are tangled in a Floyd | massive fight and are completely ignoring the gate. Floyd | Floyd | One of the guards punches the other in the eye. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yay" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Marble floor, chandelier, the works. It's Floyd | strangely empty and quiet, so much so that it would make you feel very Floyd | small, if you weren't so full of Revolutionary Spirit. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "haha" | |||
| Tale asks, "How is the elephant thing revolutionary?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "It's the words of Marx" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It's Groucho Marxist." | ||||
| Tale says, "ha ha ha" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | As you step forward into the mansion, the chandelier in the ceiling Floyd | suddenly comes loose and crashes down on you. This is it. Your Floyd | Revolution ends here. But at least your death can serve as a metaphor: Floyd | crushed to death by capitalism, just as it crushes the spirits of Floyd | the... Floyd | "Oh, please, stop being so melodramatic, Karl," laughs a familiar Floyd | voice. Chambers steps into your field of vision, wearing a three-piece Floyd | suit and smoking a cigar. Floyd | "Chambers! Why'd you do it?" you cry in anguish. Floyd | "That's Mr. Whittaker Chambers, Esquire to you, comrade. And can't Floyd | you see? It's obvious!" he waves his hand grandly, indicating his Floyd | foyer and mansion. "It's because of capitalism that I was able to buy Floyd | and own all this." Floyd | "You were able to buy this with the money you made working at Bronco Floyd | Coffee? That doesn't even make sense," you say. Floyd | "Of course it doesn't make sense to you, Karl," Chambers laughs, "But Floyd | any capitalist knows that pure hard work and dedication can take Floyd | anyone from utter poverty to outstanding wealth, and anyone who Floyd | doesn't make it is just too lazy. But I'm wasting time," he sighs. "I Floyd | need to get back to my workshop and figure out what Semenov's device Floyd | was supposed to do. If I'm right, I think he might have just Floyd | inadvertently given me the means to wipe out communism once and for Floyd | all." He smirks. "Take him away, boys, you know where." | DB says, "Now we just have to turn them with the revolutionary power of John Lennon." | |||
| DavidW says, "hm. Hope we haven't lost here." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Heh, hard work and dedication" | ||||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | The guards drag you out of the chandelier's wreckage and take you Floyd | through the mansion to a large vault door. One whispers a password to Floyd | the voice scanner on the door. The door opens and the guards toss you Floyd | unceremoniously in. Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Oh. Here's some money. Better late than never." | |||
| DB asks, "Should we take some?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I don't think so." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Well I'll be Scrooge McDucked." | ||||
| eladnarra says, "he goes swimming in his money? :D" | ||||
| DB asks, "Or would that be compromising our ideals?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get money" | ||||
Floyd | You wouldn't dare dirty your hands with such capitalist filth. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "There might be matches in there somewhere, though." | |||
| Lionheart says, "Thought so" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "burn money" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board" | ||||
Floyd | A regular diving board, like you might find at any swimming pool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DB says (to Floyd), "search money" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I'll bet this was fun to write." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You must supply a noun. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into money" | ||||
Floyd | That might be more fun from the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on board" | ||||
Floyd | You get onto the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on board" | ||||
Floyd | But you're already on the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into money" | ||||
Floyd | You plug your nose (to cover up the stench of the currency you're Floyd | about to dive into, of course) and leap into the pool. You sink Floyd | through the money and fall right into a drain! Crawling through the Floyd | pipes, you soon emerge near the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha" | |||
| Ellison says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||||
| DB says, "Should we go back in? The chandelier can't get us." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "undo?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "oh, the fallen chandelier might have candles?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Now we need a shower to wash off the stench of that filthy filthy lucre" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chandelier" | ||||
Floyd | The chandelier lies shattered on the floor, having fallen from the Floyd | ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take glass" | ||||
Floyd | You'd cut your hands. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "You'd think it would have candles." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen to door" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen to chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You have no reason to go to that part of the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | (first opening the vault door) Floyd | The vault door is sealed tight and locked with a biometric scanner Floyd | requiring a voice print. These capitalists take the security of their Floyd | money seriously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "whisper swordfish" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "say swordfish" | ||||
Floyd | (to yourself) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "say swordfish to scanner" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Tch" | |||
| DavidW says, "I don't think it'd work even with the right password." | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at scanner" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the biometric scanner. Floyd | The biometric scanner suddenly acquires a voice. "Workers of the Floyd | world, unite!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search reactionaries" | ||||
Floyd | You look through the guards' pockets and find a twenty-dollar bill. Floyd | Well, that would have been useful about half an hour ago. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha ha" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search reactionaries" | ||||
Floyd | You don't find anything else. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra D | |||
| Lionheart says, "Nice touch" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x bill" | ||||
Floyd | A green (how appropriate) piece of paper with a dead capitalist on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a twenty dollar bill Floyd | a molotov cocktail Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Any idea where to get fire from? Chambers *was* smoking a cigar, wasn't he?" | |||
| Gerynar says, "yes he was" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Yes" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "well, maybe we can barge in and grab it?" | ||||
| Ellison says, "whoa, twenty dollars" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Or maybe we can find an ashtray somewheres" | ||||
| Ellison says, "(sorry, not paying attention as well as I could be)" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "could try, yeah..." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "I suppose we could recheck the pawnshop" | ||||
| DB says, "Hm..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I'm not wild about charging in, but neither am I hopeful much is new elsewhere." | ||||
| eladnarra says, "maybe the shopkeep is roused by the revolution..." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Why worry, we've got an undo" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ok" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "And we saved." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | You can't help but feel enveloped in the sense of decadent comfort Floyd | this study is meant to provide. Plump furniture sits scattered Floyd | haphazardly around the room, surrounded by large bookshelves filled Floyd | with rare tomes. If only your Revolutionary Will wasn't so strong, you Floyd | think you might begin to see Chambers' point. Floyd | You can exit the study to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Chambers huddles over his desk, examining Semenov's miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers' desk is almost as nice as the desk you liberated for the Floyd | committee's desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ashtray" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cigar" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You sneak up behind Chambers and hit him in the back of the head. Floyd | He spins around, startled. "Useless brainless fools..." he mutters, Floyd | then shouts "Guards! Intruder!" Floyd | Quickly, you find yourself thrown back into the vault. Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Study Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bookshelves" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have the time to look over them now, but there are plenty of Floyd | interesting books here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have the time to look over them now, but there are plenty of Floyd | interesting books here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x furniture" | ||||
Floyd | Overstuffed couches and chairs lounge luxuriously around the room, Floyd | inviting any and all to sit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "Yeah, we have nothing to worry about, we'll just get thrown back into the prison we know how to escape" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x miraculous device" | ||||
Floyd | The device is deceptively simple. It bears only a single red button. Floyd | Floyd | The miraculous device is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Chambers is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put converter on chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the Converter on the back of Chambers' neck. His eyes go Floyd | wide and his mouth opens in shock. Slowly he slumps, then turns to Floyd | you. Floyd | "Commissar..." he says, haltingly, "What...do you require of me?" Floyd | "The device, Comrade Chambers," you say, sternly. Floyd | Chambers looks at the device, then at you. "Of...of course, Floyd | Commissar," he says, handing it to you. "If you'll excuse me, I'd like Floyd | to lie down." Floyd | "Of course, Chambers," you say sadly, "It's been a long day for you." Floyd | Your gaze strays to the device in your hand. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Should I undo?" | |||
| Lionheart says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Study Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "turn on device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Chambers is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "take miraculous device" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to Comrade Chambers. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "(just in case turning it on was coded separately)" | |||
| Lionheart exclaims, "Does not! It belongs to the PEOPLE!" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "hm. Did we see all of the vault? Should we check out the pawnshop yet again?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "throw cocktail" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Dunno." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Study Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "I'm thinking the pawnshop was useful to get a dollar so we could buy ice-cream" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick reactionaries" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are a card, an Inbox Floyd | (empty) and an Outbox (empty)) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cabinets" | ||||
Floyd | The thought of exposing yourself to capitalist documents sends shivers Floyd | up your spine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bathroom Floyd | A simple bathroom, used by the government employees to refresh Floyd | themselves in various ways. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a toilet and a sink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | A white porcelain sink. Floyd | Floyd | The sink is currently switched on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toilet" | ||||
Floyd | The toilet is clogged and overflowing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "es" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing doctor looks up at the red flag and salutes it, grinning Floyd | madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rand's Liquors Floyd | Rand's Liquors is the main provider of alcoholic beverages in Floyd | Freedonia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Thousands of varieties of bottles of every color imaginable sit upon Floyd | the shelves. Floyd | Floyd | The clerk leans on the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tell clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "I get the feeling you don't take the Revolution seriously," you Floyd | inform the clerk. Floyd | "No, no, trust me, I'm behind you 100%," he says, rolling his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bottles" | ||||
Floyd | The many bottles of alcohol smile benevolently at you from the Floyd | shelves. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give bill to clerk" | ||||
Floyd | The liquor store clerk doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about matches" | ||||
Floyd | The clerk yawns and shrugs. "Don't know if we have that. Is 'matches' Floyd | a kind of rum or tequila?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about rum" | ||||
Floyd | You're only interested in wodka. You have no reason to ask the clerk Floyd | about "rum." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "I get the feeling you don't take the Revolution seriously," you Floyd | inform the clerk. Floyd | "No, no, trust me, I'm behind you 100%," he says, rolling his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about wodka" | ||||
Floyd | "I'd like to buy some wodka," you say. Floyd | "It's $20," says the clerk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing businessman looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy lighter" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tell shopkeeper about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stuff" | ||||
Floyd | The shelves of the shop are filled with capitalist waste that didn't Floyd | have the dignity to go die in a landfill. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy matches" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "oh well" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vat" | ||||
Floyd | This single vat brews the coffee for the customers. Look at this Floyd | uncaring capitalism -- no custom-brewed drinks just for you, instead Floyd | one draws all ones daily sustenance from the same murky puddle that's Floyd | been sitting around all day. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick card system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit it" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see "it" (the coffee vat) at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit card system" | ||||
Floyd | Violence may be the answer to this one, but you need a better plan. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Okay." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a twenty dollar bill Floyd | a molotov cocktail Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take coffee" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pour coffee" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vat" | ||||
Floyd | This single vat brews the coffee for the customers. Look at this Floyd | uncaring capitalism -- no custom-brewed drinks just for you, instead Floyd | one draws all ones daily sustenance from the same murky puddle that's Floyd | been sitting around all day. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "draw coffee" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on vat" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "maybe if we dive into the vat, we'll end up in the mansion" | |||
| DavidW says, "I though maybe we could pour coffee on the card system and short it out." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "poke system with converter" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pour serum on card system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put serum in card system" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "that card system is so taunting" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "throw molotov at sustem" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "throw molotov at system" | ||||
Floyd | Futile. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "light molotov" | ||||
Floyd | Better wait until you throw it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Uh..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw molotov" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "is Semenov still passed out? can we revive him?" | |||
| Lionheart says, "That seems the wrong way around" | ||||
| DB asks, "Maybe it's just assumed we can light it?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "light molotov" | ||||
Floyd | Better wait until you throw it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I suppose, if we have the lighting equipment, a mere 'throw cocktail' will auto-light it." | |||
| Lionheart says, "Ah, that's probably what that odd sounding message means" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Where was the ice cream guy? I can't tell where he was." | ||||
| DB says, "He might have left." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "He abandoned his post" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Was his stuff left behind, though?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Yeah, the ice cream stand was" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "well, where's the stand?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "But there didn't seem anything you could do with it" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm running out of things to try." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point mk ii at crowd" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the crowd. Floyd | The crowd suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts "I Floyd | never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an Floyd | exception!" Floyd | Floyd | A passing fast food worker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "junk" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "buy junk" | ||||
Floyd | Contributing to capitalism, are we? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "show cocktail to shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at the molotov cocktail, and shakes his head Floyd | sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "no" | ||||
Floyd | That was a rhetorical question. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "heh" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | An old Tootsie-frootsie Ice Cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | In the ice cream cart are some books. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Found it" | |||
| DavidW asks, "The cart isn't in the room description?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "boo hiss" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Apparently not" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | Any inspiring reading material that may be in there is buried Floyd | underneath copies of The Three Little Pigs and other pornographic, Floyd | bourgeoisie trash. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "I think searching the vault more was a good idea" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pigs" | ||||
Floyd | A despicable "children's" book espousing the benefits of living in Floyd | wealth while your brother lives in poverty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trash" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search books" | ||||
Floyd | The peddler won't let you touch them, but you don't see anything Floyd | interesting in there anyway. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push cart" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Peddler left." | |||
| DavidW says, "okay. Let's try the vault then. We'll have to be recaptured, I guess." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "m" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | You can't help but feel enveloped in the sense of decadent comfort Floyd | this study is meant to provide. Plump furniture sits scattered Floyd | haphazardly around the room, surrounded by large bookshelves filled Floyd | with rare tomes. If only your Revolutionary Will wasn't so strong, you Floyd | think you might begin to see Chambers' point. Floyd | You can exit the study to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Chambers huddles over his desk, examining Semenov's miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You sneak up behind Chambers and hit him in the back of the head. Floyd | He spins around, startled. "Useless brainless fools..." he mutters, Floyd | then shouts "Guards! Intruder!" Floyd | Quickly, you find yourself thrown back into the vault. Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Northern Vault Section Floyd | This wing of the vault contains various riches and luxuries that Floyd | Chambers has apparently collected. The main vault is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A gold statuette of Chambers stands out among the junk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x statuette" | ||||
Floyd | A small gold statue of Chambers, depicting him in a top hat and Floyd | monocle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x monocle" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||||
Floyd | Your pride and joy, this furry hat stands atop your head as a proud Floyd | testament to your commitment to the Revolution! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x top hat" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search gold" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push it" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn it" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Trumgottist says (to Floyd), "get statuette" | ||||
Floyd | Oof, this is apparently actually made of real gold. It's pretty hefty. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh, be obvious." | |||
| Ellison says, "huh" | ||||
| DB asks, "What can we do with this?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I guess we can hit someone/something with it." | ||||
| Trumgottist asks, "Maybe knock him out with it?" | ||||
| eladnarra asks, "oh. will the shopkeep like it?" | ||||
| DB says, "Oh, maybe the shopkeeper, yeah." | ||||
| DavidW says (to eladnarra), "yeah, maybe." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We could buy his whole shop with this, I suppose." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Northern Vault Section Floyd | This wing of the vault contains various riches and luxuries that Floyd | Chambers has apparently collected. The main vault is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "worth a try, although perhaps I'm just fixating on him :D" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search riches" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open statuette" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break it" | ||||
Floyd | Violence may be the answer to this one, but you need a better plan. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "yeah, let's bludgeon the guy with his own statuette" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search money" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search pit" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pit" | ||||
Floyd | In the center of the vault is a large pit filled with what looks like Floyd | hundred-dollar bills. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on board" | ||||
Floyd | You get onto the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into money" | ||||
Floyd | You plug your nose (to cover up the stench of the currency you're Floyd | about to dive into, of course) and leap into the pool. You sink Floyd | through the money and fall right into a drain! Crawling through the Floyd | pipes, you soon emerge near the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pipes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart asks, "Did I miss anything?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "which plan? Sell or bludgeon?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a statuette Floyd | a twenty dollar bill Floyd | a molotov cocktail Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Let's try bludgeoning, first." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "maybe bludgeon? seemed to be hinting at that" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | You can't help but feel enveloped in the sense of decadent comfort Floyd | this study is meant to provide. Plump furniture sits scattered Floyd | haphazardly around the room, surrounded by large bookshelves filled Floyd | with rare tomes. If only your Revolutionary Will wasn't so strong, you Floyd | think you might begin to see Chambers' point. Floyd | You can exit the study to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Chambers huddles over his desk, examining Semenov's miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit chambers with statuette" | ||||
Floyd | You raise the statuette high above you and slam it against the back of Floyd | Chambers' head. He collapses like a sack of pickled herring, leaving Floyd | the miraculous device yours for the taking. Floyd | Floyd | Wow, that was almost too easy. Not that you're complaining. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||||
Floyd | (the miraculous device) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Like a sack of pickled herring... nice." | |||
| Trumgottist exclaims, "The button!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You look through Chambers' pockets and find a Bronco Coffee Employee Floyd | Discount Card, which you take. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | You don't find anything else. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart exclaims, "The shiny, candy red button!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | You press the button. At first, nothing happens, and you feel deflated Floyd | at having to have gone through all that for nothing. Soon, though, you Floyd | realize that you can hear cheering and shouting coming from the Floyd | direction of the city. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork.To the east is Chambers' Floyd | study. To the west is a vault door, and the mansion stretches to the Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Engels Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you proud. You're standing east of the Floyd | town hall, the central seat of the local communist government. The Floyd | city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, a large mansion Floyd | is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "huh, think the card works for the card system?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Did the street name change?" | ||||
| Trumgottist says, "Yes, and the description." | ||||
| Ellison says, "looks like it did" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "also, local *communist* government?" | ||||
| Lionheart can see a dream in your dance. Lionheart can see tomorrow in your dance. We can call it, "our hope"! | DB asks, "Did we just win?" | |||
| eladnarra says, "hehehe~" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | The town hall is currently closed while the Revolution is overturning Floyd | the government. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Worker's Plaza Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Marx Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You walk back into Revolutionary Headquarters and are astounded to see Floyd | that it's back in pristine condition! Jetski and Rosalia support a Floyd | weakly grinning Semenov as many members of the proletariat look on in Floyd | joy. Floyd | "You did it, Commissar!" Semenov says. Floyd | "No," you say, pausing for dramatic effect, "We did it, Comrade." The Floyd | onlookers erupt into applause, despite the utter cheesiness. Floyd | "Now it's time for a Communist party!" shouts Jetski. Floyd | You grin sheepishly. "About that...I used the wodka to make a molotov Floyd | cocktail when I was attacking Chambers' mansion, so I'm afraid..." Floyd | "No problem, Commissar!" says the liquor store clerk, stepping forward Floyd | with a cartful of wodka bottles. Floyd | At the end of the party, you are unanimously (and drunkenly) chosen to Floyd | head the Committee in Charge of the Enlightened Guidance of Freedonia, Floyd | the Worker's Paradise. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 7 out of a possible 7, in 569 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Worthy Successor to the Great Marx Himself. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Trumgottist asks, "What about the card?" | |||
| DavidW says, "We never used it." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Woo" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Marx Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Worker's Plaza Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Trotsky Lane Floyd | You are standing on Trotsky Lane, one of the main streets of the city. Floyd | A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive corporate Floyd | edifice that looms to the north. The Worker's Plaza lies to the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | The office building has closed down and barricaded its doors to Floyd | protect against the inevitable looting that comes with any Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | The pawn shop is closed right now. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart arrives, full of fun and funk. | Ellison asks, "turn off the device, maybe?" | |||
| DavidW says, "Looks like everything closes when one has a revolution." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | That's already on. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn device off" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | You can't figure out how to turn it off. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yeah, there's no 'off' button." | |||
| Ellison says, "oh well" | ||||
| DB says, "Well, I should get to grading some papers." | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "So the bronco card isn't useful?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I suppose there must be a lighter or matches *somewhere*, but maybe our earlier choices made it impossible to find." | ||||
| Lionheart can see a dream in your dance. Lionheart can see tomorrow in your dance. We can call it, "our hope"! | Ellison says, "I think it's an alternate way to get past the guards" | |||
| DavidW says (to Lionheart), "I guess not." | ||||
| DB says, "See you guys next week." | ||||
| DB goes home. | DavidW says (to DB), "bye" | |||
| DavidW says, "But Chambers was on the other side of the guards." | ||||
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