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| Jacqueline says, "We'll get started here in another minute or so." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So if you're not here, come here." | ||||
| DavidW arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | Gerynar says, "yay" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "If you want to be here, that is." | ||||
| Touchy says (to Jacq), "woohoo." | ||||
| Gerynar asks, "what's the game about again?" | ||||
| JJSonick arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | DavidW says, "This one is a sci-fi one. I don't know much more about it. Alien abduction premise, I think." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "eep" | ||||
| Nitku says, "It's quite surreal, a bit like Cacophony" | ||||
| maga arrives, ready to play with the toys. | DavidW asks, "It is?" | |||
| JJSonick says, "Hopefully no probes" | ||||
| Nitku says (to DW), "It is, if I remember correctly" | ||||
| maga says, "mornin'" | DavidW asks (of JJSonick), "well, if we find any steel undergarments, you get to wear them first, okay?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, I guess we should get started. Remember to discuss the game on this channel, to type commands to Floyd publically (i.e. don't whisper to him), to use #cfspoilers to discuss anything spoilery, and to have fun." | ||||
| JJSonick exclaims, "hooray!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load unscientific" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Unscientific Fiction Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Tom Tervoort Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 090803 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Prologue Floyd | Floyd | You wake up with a headache, unable to remember who you are, where you Floyd | are and how you got here. Floyd | Floyd | You hear the faint sound of... well, you don't know what it is. Maybe Floyd | something mechanical. Floyd | Floyd | It smells funny here. It isn't exactly a pleasant odour but not too Floyd | irritating. Floyd | Floyd | You slowly open your eyes. Floyd | Floyd | Mysterious Room Floyd | You are in a small square room surrounded by metal walls. There is a Floyd | huge steel door north of you. You're standing on a purple carpet. Floyd | Floyd | A poster is hanging on the wall left of you. Floyd | Floyd | In a corner is a metal toilet. Floyd | | stewie says, "it's 8 pm" | |||
| maga asks, "driver required? jump in?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Hard to say. I guess we jump in until such time as we figure we need a driver, just try not to jump in too fast." | ||||
| Touchy gently pushes Jacq behind the wheel... | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Go slow enough that people can keep up." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | >As good-looking as ever. Floyd | | Jacqueline asks (of Touchy), "Do you know that we'll need a driver?" | |||
| maga says, "oh, gonna be like that, huh" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||||
Floyd | >It looks like some kind of warning filled with all kinds of odd green Floyd | images. They might be characters of some kind of weird language but Floyd | their placement is pretty chaotic. Under it you see a Chinese, Spanish Floyd | and Brittish flag with probably translations in their respective Floyd | languages. Next to the third flag you read: Floyd | Floyd | While residing in one of our high-class fully carpeted containment Floyd | cells we politely ask you to please respect the following rules: Floyd | - Do not commit suicide unless you're ordered to. Floyd | - Do not use warp devices without special permission. Floyd | - Garglun'kc are not allowed to use their Uynck'ha-tau. Floyd | - If you receive a newspaper, do not fill in the crossword or Sudoku Floyd | puzzles with a difficulty rating of more than two stars. Floyd | - Do not use the toilet to flush anything else than your personal Floyd | fecies or toilet paper (if available). Floyd | Floyd | We thank you for your cooperation. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Containment cell? It seems that you are in some kind of prison. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Cell Floyd | You are in a small square room surrounded by metal walls. There is a Floyd | huge steel door north of you. You're standing on a purple carpet. Floyd | Floyd | A poster is hanging on the wall left of you. Floyd | Floyd | In a corner is a metal toilet. Floyd | | Nitku says, "The author says you can't get to an unwinnable situation." | |||
| DavidW says, "I hope the poster doesn't talk in this one." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "Excellent." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x toilet" | ||||
Floyd | >It actually looks pretty clean. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "pee" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | maga asks, "what is this 'Brittish' country?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Hooray for Brittish!" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >Wouldn't it be a good idea to open the steel door first? Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Timing, yeah." | |||
| inky says, "fecies" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >You have no idea how to do that. There is no handle, no knob, no Floyd | keyhole and simply pushing it doesn't get you any further. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||||
Floyd | >It looks like some kind of warning filled with all kinds of odd green Floyd | images. They might be characters of some kind of weird language but Floyd | their placement is pretty chaotic. Under it you see a Chinese, Spanish Floyd | and Brittish flag with probably translations in their respective Floyd | languages. Next to the third flag you read: Floyd | Floyd | While residing in one of our high-class fully carpeted containment Floyd | cells we politely ask you to please respect the following rules: Floyd | - Do not commit suicide unless you're ordered to. Floyd | - Do not use warp devices without special permission. Floyd | - Garglun'kc are not allowed to use their Uynck'ha-tau. Floyd | - If you receive a newspaper, do not fill in the crossword or Sudoku Floyd | puzzles with a difficulty rating of more than two stars. Floyd | - Do not use the toilet to flush anything else than your personal Floyd | fecies or toilet paper (if available). Floyd | Floyd | We thank you for your cooperation. Floyd | | Touchy glares at stewie. | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "flush toilet" | ||||
Floyd | >Not particulary spectacular. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get poster" | ||||
Floyd | >You rip off the poster from the wall. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put poster in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | >You flush the poster through the toilet. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Cell Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drink toilet water" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "x carpet" | ||||
Floyd | >A purple carpet is covering the entire floor of the room. It seems out Floyd | of place here and it gives you an uncanny feeling. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a poster Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get carpet" | ||||
Floyd | >That's hardly portable. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look under carpet" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "search carpet" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "I'm guessing keyhole/poster under door puzzle?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | stewie asks, "why glare at me?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x keyhole" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Nitku says, "I wonder why the > is there." | |||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "push carpet" | ||||
Floyd | >It is fixed in place. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to David), "Heh. Probably." | |||
| DavidW says, "darn" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "there is no keyhole" | ||||
| inky says (to Nitku), "it's a bug in the interpreter" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Except there's no - right." | ||||
| inky says (to Nitku), "(the floyd version)" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get poster" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put poster in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | >You flush the poster through the toilet. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "flush toilet" | ||||
Floyd | >Not particulary spectacular. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a bubbling sound coming from under the floor. Floyd | | stewie says, "I didn't think that would work" | |||
| Touchy says, "Why not flush the poster? It seemed like a good idea.." | ||||
| inky says, "oho" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I must be having Kraken flashbacks. I was just tempted to enter >smoke poster" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "flush toilet" | ||||
Floyd | >Not particulary spectacular. Floyd | Floyd | BWAMM!! Suddenly an enormous amount of water blasts out of the toilet Floyd | and rains down on you and the floor. A pool of water has been formed in Floyd | front of you. Floyd | | inky says, "totally grody" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "pool" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | >It has an eerie glow. Floyd | Floyd | You notice a plastic bag with something in it in the water. Floyd | Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get bag" | ||||
Floyd | >The plastic bag is transparent. When looking through it you see the Floyd | thing it contains is a green severed hand. Blergh. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, you carefully take the bag with you. You have the Floyd | feeling you might need it in the future. Floyd | | Touchy says, "gross." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | >It has an eerie glow. Floyd | | inky says, "man, this game" | |||
| JJSonick says, "eww" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "drink pool" | ||||
Floyd | >(first taking the pool of water) Floyd | You rather not, it doesn't look healty. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly the door opens. And standing there is a purple blob waving Floyd | around with eight long black tentacles. On top of his head are three Floyd | round things that look like eyes with five pupils each. It moves Floyd | forward on hundreds of tiny needles and has a hole in his "belly", it Floyd | is very well possible that's his mouth. Overall it looks more like a Floyd | bad Spore creation than the kind of aliens some Americans say they've Floyd | been abducted by. Floyd | Floyd | The creature first looks at the 'little accident' you've caused and Floyd | then it keeps staring at you for a few creepy seconds, probably not Floyd | knowing what to do. Floyd | You are about to faint, but a sudden loud noise keeps you awake. It's Floyd | the worst thing that has ever reached your eardrums since... you try to Floyd | think of a pop culture reference but realise a comparison to CIA Floyd | torture techniques would be more appropiate. It finally stops when the Floyd | creature presses a button on his cell phone. It seems bad ringtones are Floyd | not exclusive to Earth. Floyd | He holds the phone in front of his right eye (apparently he also uses Floyd | it to hear) for a while and before you realise it, he has planted one Floyd | of his tentacles in your forehead and sucked your brains out. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | inky asks, "!?!?" | |||
| maga says, "this is like that game with the vomit that Jacq liked so much" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "braaaaaains" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "You mean the one in which you 'are very sick all over the floor; you appear to have had peas for lunch' or whatever? Yes, that is great." | ||||
| Gerynar pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Chapter 1 - Computers and Mushrooms Floyd | Darkness Floyd | ... Floyd | | ||||
| stewie pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | >I beg your pardon? Floyd | | Touchy says, "What the hell just happened..." | |||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "l" | stewie exclaims, "it was only a poster!" | |||
| Fang arrives, full of fun and funk. | Nitku says, "Brain amputation" | |||
Floyd | >Darkness Floyd | ... Floyd | | maga says, "we are now a brain in a vat" | |||
| Gerynar says, "our brains have been sucked out, and now the game continues" | ||||
| DavidW says, "The Prologue ended with brain suckage, and yeah, game continues." | ||||
| Fang asks, "what did I miss?" | ||||
| crumple arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | maga says, "either that our our brainless corpse" | |||
| stewie says, "wow this one is almost as weird as last one" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Darkness Floyd | ... Floyd | | Gerynar says (to fang), "overflowing toilet problems" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | Touchy says (to Fang), "We exploded the toilet and had our brain eaten." | |||
| maga says, "yeah, vat-brain" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "wake" | ||||
Floyd | >Darkness Floyd | ... Floyd | Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >Hey, you can still do this! Floyd | | Fang asks, "by the noilet?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "conceive of God" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "think about me" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to think. Floyd | | Fang says, "er, toilet" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "stop thinking" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "It was the obvious consequence to our prank." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "sleep" | ||||
Floyd | >You overthink what has happened so far and come to the conclusion that Floyd | what happened was that you got your brains sucked out because you Floyd | caused a problem with the sanitary facilities on board of an alien Floyd | spaceship that has just abducted you... That's actually pretty stupid. Floyd | Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | Floyd | Isn't there something else you can do that doesn't involve physical Floyd | action? Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "pray" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "dream" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Touchy says (to Fang), "No by our alien warden." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Fang), "No, by our alien guard in retaliation for flushing the Rule poster down the toilet." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >You hope everything that has happened so far was just a dream and that Floyd | you're just lying in the hospital in a coma or something. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wake up" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open eyes" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x self" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "grow tiny tentacle" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wake" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "scream" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "remember" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "wake" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >You're getting bored of thinking and miss your good old body. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >You're trying to ignore the voice in your head that is constantly Floyd | telling you that you should listen, that it isn't just a voice you hear Floyd | because you're getting crazy and that it will fry your brains if you Floyd | don't stop ignoring it. Wait a second... Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "thhink about body" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "think about a priori truths" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to think. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "warp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >You decide to listen to the voice: Floyd | Floyd | Finally, research subject number 848930! I am a LAH65 computer with Floyd | firmware version 978.11 and running on all the newest open source Linux Floyd | OS's simultaniously. My serial number is SZ-195-NN but the nickname the Floyd | Prime Commander has given me is 'Lucy' and can also be used to refer to Floyd | me. Floyd | 848930, your organic processor has been removed from your body because Floyd | you have enganged in criminal act #01134: violation of the rules of our Floyd | luxerious class 4 room for involuntarily guests. This has caused heavy Floyd | damage to our carefully recreated habitat of the Homo Sapiens species. Floyd | Although you are a too unintelligent being to understand the Floyd | consequences of your actions, you were clearly aware of the rules Floyd | because security videos show you reading the rule pamphlet while your Floyd | file shows you're not an anafalbetist. Floyd | Floyd | Because of this, 848930, you have been sentenced to the highest Floyd | possible punishment, it will consist of the maximal amount of possible Floyd | nonlethal pain impulses that will be send to your brains for the rest Floyd | of your life, which will be artificialy extended to five million years. Floyd | Trust me, if you have ever wondered what would be the worst thing that Floyd | could ever happen to you: this is it. | Fang says, "hmm, are we getting diff... ah" | |||
| stewie says, "this is like return to doom" | ||||
| stewie says, "except your carrying items" | ||||
| crumple says (to clubfloyd), "i don't get what just happened there." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Darkness Floyd | ... Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "hint" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I love the spelling on this alien world." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wonder" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "nothing" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "feel" | ||||
Floyd | >(Lucy) Floyd | You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body don't Floyd | reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "swear obscenely" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "complain" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about aliens" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lucy, hello" | ||||
Floyd | >You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body Floyd | don't reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >That sucks, you think. And you wish you had just let the computer fry Floyd | your brains. Floyd | Floyd | Lucy: Indeed. However, there is one possibility to avoid your Floyd | punishment. Well, I wouldn't call it a possibility since the chance Floyd | that it would happen is smaller than 1 / Graham's number %, but I will Floyd | get a good virtual laugh out of seeing you fail. Anyway, what you have Floyd | to do is answer an extremely hard question all of the greatest minds of Floyd | the galaxy have tried to answer since the "big bang". If you would turn Floyd | every proton in the universe into a computer which is a millionth times Floyd | more powerfull than myself (which is impossible, since I am already Floyd | more powerfull than all of the Braagluuurion's minds together) and let Floyd | them work for a googolplex amount of millenia, then they still wouldn't Floyd | have come up with the answer. | stewie asks, "hey what was the thing where it said lucy?" | |||
| Fang says, "I guess we can only 'think' in this sequence" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "feel" | ||||
Floyd | >(Lucy) Floyd | You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body don't Floyd | reach their goal. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "dream" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "move" | ||||
Floyd | >(Lucy) Floyd | You would like to, but the impulses your brain sends to your body don't Floyd | reach their goal. Floyd | | inky says, "it's saying Lucy because the game is assuming you want to use lucy as the direct object of your verbs" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | >At school you were always pretty good at math so you decide to give it Floyd | a shot. Floyd | Floyd | Lucy: Very well, here is the question: Floyd | Floyd | There are three cans of liquid uranium standing on a three-legged Floyd | table. A Krug, a mhjiiil and a penguin all take a can but the mhjiiil Floyd | puts his back after he drank the uranium. How many cans are there on Floyd | the three-legged table now? Floyd | Floyd | Take your time to answer this question, and it also might be a good Floyd | idea to SAVE before you do that. If you think the answer is 6754 for Floyd | example you can use the command "answer 6754 to Lucy". | stewie says, "I know I thought maybe lucy could help" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||||
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "who is lucy?" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | inky asks, "uh, one?" | |||
| crumple exclaims, "one! one!" | ||||
| Fang asks, "might as well try the obvious?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "yeah, try 1" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "That's my guess, yes" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "answer 1 to lucy" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: That is incorrect, just like I... wait a second. Did you just Floyd | said one? What an odd choice, none of the greatest minds of the galaxy Floyd | even thought about assuming that this could be the answer. Of course Floyd | it's still wrong, it is impossible that this could be right. But I'll Floyd | try to use the awesome power of all my combined microprossesors to Floyd | reverse calculate the question with one as an answer. Floyd | ... .. ......... ..... ............... Floyd | OH MY MYSTERIOUS FORCE THAT MAINTAINS THE ORDER OF ALL PARTICLES IN THE Floyd | UNIVERSE! It... it... I did not receive any error messages. This can't Floyd | be... it al completely fits. It's so incredibly simple: even though its Floyd | contents have been removed, the object in question still can be Floyd | described as a "can"... and if you look at the organic properties of a Floyd | mhjiiil and then.........velocity of light.........Boltzman Floyd | constant........inversed square root......YOU!! Y-y-you must be the Floyd | most intelligent organism in the whole universe. T-this is excellent. Floyd | The Prime Commander just happened to have ordered me to find the most Floyd | intelligent being in existence and promote it to its main advisor. What Floyd | about it? Do you want to accept this role and avoid your punishment? Floyd | Floyd | Yes? That is fantastic, I will now put you in a state of hibernation to Floyd | spare your valuable brains. Floyd | Floyd | You suddenly feel very, very weird. Floyd | Floyd | ? Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | Fang says (to stewie), "Go read through one of the 'think' responses" | |||
| crumple says, "rock on. i am a math god." | ||||
| inky says, "man, this game is nutso" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Smurfs!" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x signpost" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x smurf" | ||||
Floyd | >Southeast: East Mushroomland Floyd | Southwest: West Mushroomland Floyd | South: Temple of Mushrooms and South Mushroomland Floyd | North: instant death Floyd | Right here: North Mushroomland Floyd | Floyd | Tip: Instead of constantly typing stuff like 'go south' or 'go Floyd | northwest' you can quickly move in all directions of the compass by Floyd | simple using n, w, e, s, nw, se etc. Floyd | Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Gerynar says, "trying hard to be like Douglas Adams I think" | |||
| inky asks, "wait a minute, smurfs?" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Slow down guys." | ||||
| inky asks, "this isn't a paul allen panks tribute game, is it?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | *** You are dead, for no apparent reason. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | Jacqueline says, "A little blue man with a white hat walking around in mushrooms..." | |||
| crumple says, "i am going to run some errands, but anybody feel free to text me if there are any more math stumpers." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > North Mushroomland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >All these giant mushrooms give you a claustrophobic feeling. Or maybe Floyd | more a mushroomyfobic feeling. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "certainly does seem smurfy" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Did someone eat a mushroom? How did we - oh." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to crumple), "ha" | ||||
| DavidW says, "North was the Instant Death location." | ||||
| Fang says, "sorry, I had to check" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Will do, crumple." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "eat smurf" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x blue man" | ||||
Floyd | >It reminds you of something but you can't remember what. For some Floyd | reason, you were expecting him to be smaller. Floyd | Floyd | The blue man is wearing a white hat. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "read sign" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "read signpost" | ||||
Floyd | >Southeast: East Mushroomland Floyd | Southwest: West Mushroomland Floyd | South: Temple of Mushrooms and South Mushroomland Floyd | North: instant death Floyd | Right here: North Mushroomland Floyd | Floyd | Tip: Instead of constantly typing stuff like 'go south' or 'go Floyd | northwest' you can quickly move in all directions of the compass by Floyd | simple using n, w, e, s, nw, se etc. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I guess it's a smurf but he doesn't call it a smurf so as to avoid offending the holders of the smurf copyright." | |||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "ask smurf about mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x mushroo" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x mushroom" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | *** You are dead, for no apparent reason. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | maga says, "that sounds a bit too rational for this game" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > North Mushroomland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I liked the North thing. But Stewie, we already did that." | |||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "ask man about mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no reply. Floyd | | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | >It reminds you of something but you can't remember what. For some Floyd | reason, you were expecting him to be smaller. Floyd | Floyd | The blue man is wearing a white hat. Floyd | | stewie says, "oh I'm using a screen reader and the information's going really fast" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get white hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You lift the hat of the head of the blue man, he's wearing another Floyd | white hat under it. He probably wouldn't care if you took this one. Floyd | Besides, it seems he doesn't even notice you. Floyd | | DavidW says, "It sounds like the layout is like a baseball diamond, with the Temple in the center." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a white hat Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask man about hat" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no reply. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wear hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You put on the white hat. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Can we please slow down...." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Stewie), "Ah. Yes, people are going a bit fast, even for me, and I'm not using a screen reader." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You don't need any more. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look in hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "wear hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You're already wearing that! Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x giant mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >All these giant mushrooms give you a claustrophobic feeling. Or maybe Floyd | more a mushroomyfobic feeling. Floyd | | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "eat mushroom" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Where did that hat come from?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >That's hardly portable. Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Are we a smurf now?" | |||
| inky says, "I took it off the guy" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "eat mushrooms" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get high" | ||||
Floyd | >(first taking Giant Mushrooms) Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Fang says, "I'm guessing the temple is where we want to get to" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to inky), "Meanie" | ||||
| DavidW says, "If we're blue, no one's checked." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | >As good-looking as ever. Floyd | | Touchy says (to inky), "but he still has it.." | |||
| DavidW says, "He had ANOTHER one." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | There is a large temple in the shape of a mushroom here. It is Floyd | surrounded by every kind of giant mushroom in existence. Floyd | Floyd | You can go north, west, east and south form here. Floyd | Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | Floyd | A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | >The muscled guy blocks the way and says in the worst form of Floyd | Shakespearian English you've every heard: "Thou who dost not carrie'st Floyd | the holy artifact are'st not allowed'st to enter'st. Only when thou Floyd | bring'st the artifact, which has the most holy'st shape of this land Floyd | and has been brought-st here from the far east, thou can'st enter." Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | >As good-looking as ever. Floyd | | maga asks, "a muscled guy *and* a lumberjack, hmm?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "in" | Nitku says, "heh brought-st" | |||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "x guy" | ||||
Floyd | >The muscled guy blocks the way and says in the worst form of Floyd | Shakespearian English you've every heard: "Thou who dost not carrie'st Floyd | the holy artifact are'st not allowed'st to enter'st. Only when thou Floyd | bring'st the artifact, which has the most holy'st shape of this land Floyd | and has been brought-st here from the far east, thou can'st enter." Floyd | Floyd | >This has to be a really boring job. Floyd | | maga says, "bow-chicka wow wow" | |||
| Touchy says (to maga), "Yeah, I know what kind of temple this is..." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | West Mushroomland Floyd | This place looks just like North Mushroomland, only the sun rises here Floyd | half a second earlier. Floyd | Floyd | You can go east and northeast form here. Floyd | Floyd | An agressive-looking brown walking fungus is rushing towards you. Floyd | Floyd | There is a statue in the form of a mushroom here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "kill fungus" | ||||
Floyd | >You attack the brown walking fungus by jumping on his head. Floyd | Floyd | It's super effective! Floyd | Floyd | The brown walking fungus receives 6753 points of damage! Floyd | Floyd | The brown walking fungus is flattened! Floyd | Floyd | The brown walking fungus receives 50 point of flatness damage! Floyd | Floyd | The brown walking fungus stopped moving! Floyd | Floyd | YOU WON!! Floyd | Floyd | You gained 1 experience point(s). Floyd | | DavidW says, "uh" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "yay" | ||||
| maga says, "ahahaha" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | an experience point Floyd | a white hat (being worn) Floyd | | DavidW says, "ha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x experience point" | ||||
Floyd | >You see nothing special about the experience point. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "We are carrying the xp - excellent." | |||
| Touchy says, "hehe" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "level up" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x statue" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a giant mushroom made of bronze with a layer of gold coloured Floyd | paint. A plaque under the statue says: Floyd | Floyd | This great golden statue is dedicated to King Shroom XIV. King Shroom Floyd | is the most awesome king Mushroomland ever had and if you do not agree Floyd | with that fact you will be beheaded. Floyd | Floyd | P.S. Miniatures of this statue are for sale in the souvenir shop in Floyd | East Mushroomland, just ask for one. Floyd | | Fang says, "Man, another game made whilst on LSD" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x statue" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a giant mushroom made of bronze with a layer of gold coloured Floyd | paint. A plaque under the statue says: Floyd | Floyd | This great golden statue is dedicated to King Shroom XIV. King Shroom Floyd | is the most awesome king Mushroomland ever had and if you do not agree Floyd | with that fact you will be beheaded. Floyd | Floyd | P.S. Miniatures of this statue are for sale in the souvenir shop in Floyd | East Mushroomland, just ask for one. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "haha I like possessing an experience point" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Should we continue to use this channel for discussion? Or take it to #wacky-if?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "eat experience point" | ||||
Floyd | >You don't think your stomach can handle that. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fungus" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | Floyd | A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >A fallen tree is blocking your path and the game does not allow you to Floyd | step over it or walk around it (it wouldn't be much of a challenge if Floyd | you could do that). Floyd | | Gerynar asks, "wait...shouldn't we take that statue?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| inky says, "wow" | ||||
| inky says, "I wonder if this really is a paul panks tribute game" | ||||
| stewie says, "we can't" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | West Mushroomland Floyd | There is a statue in the form of a mushroom here. Floyd | | DavidW says, "There's supposedly a mini statue east of here." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get statue" | ||||
Floyd | >That's fixed in place. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to inky), "snrk" | |||
| Fang says, "I think we need a minature version" | ||||
| Touchy says (to Gerynar), "I think we need one of the small ones from the gift-shop to the east..." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | Floyd | A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | When you saw this place from a distance it looked like the mushrooms Floyd | were bigger here, but it looks like they're just the same size as in Floyd | the rest of Mushroomland. The grass looks always greener on the other Floyd | side. Floyd | Floyd | You can go northwest and west form here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | maga grinds his teeth | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter booth" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't get into the closed phone booth. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open it" | Jacqueline says, "I have to say that the title of the game is rather clever and fitting." | |||
Floyd | >You open the phone booth, revealing a telephone and a phone book. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "read phone book" | ||||
Floyd | >You notice a small piece of paper in the book, you take it. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pick up phone booth" | ||||
Floyd | >That's fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "paper" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x piece" | ||||
Floyd | >It's an empty piece of paper. It has a peculiar smell. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "smell it" | ||||
Floyd | >It smells like... lemon. Yeah, that's it. Floyd | | Touchy asks (of maga), "What's up you don't like Britts?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter booth" | ||||
Floyd | >You get into the phone booth. Floyd | Floyd | In the phone booth you can see a telephone and a phone book. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "eat it" | ||||
Floyd | >(first taking the phone book) Floyd | You don't think your stomach can handle that. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "read paper" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "eat paper" | ||||
Floyd | >It's an empty piece of paper. It has a peculiar smell. Floyd | Floyd | >You don't think your stomach can handle that. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "He IS a Britt." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lick paper" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "read phone book" | ||||
Floyd | >All the pages are empty. Apperently nobody in Mushroomland has got a Floyd | phone. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "smell paper" | ||||
Floyd | >It smells like... lemon. Yeah, that's it. Floyd | | maga says, "nnnnrgh I kill you all" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "dial 999" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I probably shouldn't say things like that seeing as how he's sitting five feet away." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "call 911" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to call. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call 999" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x telephone" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to call. Floyd | Floyd | >This is a device that allows you to talk to people over great Floyd | distances. It's secondary use is to let call centres annoy people Floyd | during dinner. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "call" | ||||
Floyd | >You dial a random number. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, hello! How are you... are you making me pay for a call from the Floyd | illusion of a hibernated mind from a spaceship in a galaxy thousands of Floyd | light years away? Don't you know what that costs?!" *click* Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "ha" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "shit" | ||||
Floyd | >I'm sorry, but this game doesn't support such creative use of the Floyd | English language. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x book" | ||||
Floyd | >It is a phone book containing the numbers of all the citizens in Floyd | Mushroomland. Too bad there is nobody in Mushroomland I would want to Floyd | call. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read book" | ||||
Floyd | >All the pages are empty. Apperently nobody in Mushroomland has got a Floyd | phone. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | >You get out of the phone booth. Floyd | Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "buy statue" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "call lumberjack" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to call. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "enter shop" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can enter. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter shop" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can enter. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x shop" | ||||
Floyd | >A fat, green, ugly toad is sitting in the shop. When he sees you he Floyd | greets you with a loud "BUUURP!" You don't speak toadish, but you can Floyd | imagine he's using all his salesman skills too sell you some of his Floyd | rubbish. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x rubbish" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toad" | ||||
Floyd | >You prefer not to look at it too much. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "lick toad" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask toad about statue" | ||||
Floyd | >The toad nods. Which probably means he sells it. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "buy statue" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "give paper to toad" | ||||
Floyd | >The toad doesn't seem interested. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take statue" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie asks, "toad for statue" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "burp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says, "oops" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask toad for statue" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask toad for statue" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "attack toad" | ||||
Floyd | >You stomp the toad in the stomach. Suddenly a star appears above your Floyd | head and you hear police sirens. You try to run away but fall in a | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "kill toad" | ||||
Floyd | cliff and die. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** GAME OVER. What do you think you're playing? GTA? This is what Floyd | you get when you randomly attack innocent people. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | Jacqueline says, "Um." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I don't know why I'm even surprised anymore, really." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > East Mushroomland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "tell toad burp" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get statue" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Well, we want a statue..." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give point to toad" | ||||
Floyd | >The toad doesn't seem interested. Floyd | | maga asks, "oh, so it's okay to attack walking mushrooms but not toads?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "burp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "pay toad" | ||||
Floyd | >What do you want to pay the toad? Floyd | | Touchy exclaims (at maga), "That was a brown fungus, dude!" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "get toad" | ||||
Floyd | >I don't suppose the toad would care for that. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Everybody knows those are evil and we should be glad it didn't split." | |||
| Gerynar says, "that fungus was running at us" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask man for money" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask man about money" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no reply. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | Floyd | A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >A fallen tree is blocking your path and the game does not allow you to Floyd | step over it or walk around it (it wouldn't be much of a challenge if Floyd | you could do that). Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask lumperjack about tree" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | Floyd | A lumberjack is standing next to a tree that has fallen on the road. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lumberjack about tree" | ||||
Floyd | >"Oh, hi. I am one of the lumberjacks in Mushroomland. Being a Floyd | lumberjack is a very respectfull job here because you remove all these Floyd | pesky trees so that mushrooms can grow in their place. This is my first Floyd | day on the job and it isn't going too wel: I just succeeded in cutting Floyd | this tree here and now I'm supposed to do the magic spell of tree Floyd | disappearance. But no matter how hard I try, I just can't do it! *sigh* Floyd | I wish I just had a little more experience..." Floyd | | DavidW says, "aha" | |||
| maga says, "bowchikka WOW WOW WOW" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give point to lumberjack" | ||||
Floyd | >The lumberjack gained one point of experience. Floyd | Floyd | LEVEL UP!! Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained 2 attack. Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained 1 defence. Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained 5 Max. HP. Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained 2 luck (no idea how the hell this is possible). Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained 3 mustache. Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained -1 tendency to make a flamingo out of Floyd | papier-m?ch?. Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack gained 3 woodcutting. Floyd | Floyd | The lumberjack learned Magic Spell of Tree Disappearence 1! Floyd | Floyd | Lumberjack: "Thanks a lot! Now I can finally remove this tree! Abra Floyd | Kadabra Alakazam, dissapear!" Floyd | The tree melts away in thin air. The lumberjack waves you goodbye and Floyd | does the same. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha ha ha" | |||
| maga says, "yay 3 mustache" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "nice" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well done." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "but he can't make papier mache` flamingos" | ||||
| maga says, "I totally want to play an RPG where your mustache increases with level" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | South Mushroomland Floyd | Whoa! It looks like an old crime scene. The shape of a mushroom is Floyd | drawn on the ground with white paint. Floyd | Floyd | You can go north from here. Floyd | Floyd | A tube of glue is lying on the ground here. Maybe the murder weapon? Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a strange machine (closed) here. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Yeah, but instead he got 3 mustard..." | |||
| stewie says, "haha" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the strange machine, revealing a lemon. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get lemon" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | It is empty. Floyd | | Gerynar asks, "did we just get a radioactive lemon?" | |||
| Fang asks, "radioactivity?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get glue" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x glue" | ||||
Floyd | >The label says its 100% glue. If I'd ever want to glue something to Floyd | something else, now I can. Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a lemon Floyd | a phone book Floyd | a piece of paper Floyd | a white hat (being worn) Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x mushroom" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x paper" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "glue lemon to phone book" | ||||
Floyd | >It's an empty piece of paper. It has a peculiar smell. Floyd | Floyd | >You can't glue these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x line" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give lemon to toad" | ||||
Floyd | >The toad doesn't seem interested. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give lemon to man" | ||||
Floyd | >The blue man doesn't seem interested. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "eat lemon" | ||||
Floyd | >You don't think your stomach can handle that. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask toad about shop" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask toad about shop" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no reply. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x shop" | ||||
Floyd | >A fat, green, ugly toad is sitting in the shop. When he sees you he Floyd | greets you with a loud "BUUURP!" You don't speak toadish, but you can Floyd | imagine he's using all his salesman skills too sell you some of his Floyd | rubbish. Floyd | | DavidW says, "oh. We moved again. Hard to play a game when the PC is on steroids." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "burp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "buuurp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "speak toadish" | ||||
Floyd | >(to the toad) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | | Fang says (to stewie), "slow down a bit" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to toad" | ||||
Floyd | >Toad: BUUURP!! Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "say faaaart" | ||||
Floyd | >(to the toad) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "say buuurp" | ||||
Floyd | >(to the toad) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | >Nothing happens. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "talk to toad" | ||||
Floyd | >Toad: BUUURP!! Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "wake" | ||||
Floyd | >The dreadful truth is, this is not a dream. Floyd | | DavidW says, "I wish we'd examined the machine before taking the lemon." | |||
| stewie says, "I think it would of just showed a lemon" | ||||
| Touchy says (to stewie), "It's "would have"." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x lemon" | ||||
Floyd | >You see nothing special about the lemon. Floyd | | DavidW asks (of stewie), "Oh. So we'll just assume that's what a strange machine in mushroom land does? It's that obvious?" | |||
| stewie says, "yeah" | ||||
| inky asks, "is it too late to go back and look at the machine?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | South Mushroomland Floyd | You can see a strange machine (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put lemon in machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the lemon into the strange machine. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x amchine" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | There is a lemon in there. Floyd | The display makes the lemon light up red. It's a bit like a heath Floyd | detector, but then it detects something else of which there is a lot in Floyd | the lemon. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | There is a lemon in there. Floyd | The display makes the lemon light up red. It's a bit like a heath Floyd | detector, but then it detects something else of which there is a lot in Floyd | the lemon. Floyd | | inky says, "oho hrm" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get lemon" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put paper in machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the piece of paper into the strange machine. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | There is a piece of paper in there. Floyd | A text lights up in red on the piece of paper: Floyd | Floyd | CALL EDNA 0573924512 | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| stewie says, "ok you were right" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to inky), "nice" | ||||
| stewie asks, "what if we put something else in the machine?" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "good ol' edna" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get lemon" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get machine" | ||||
Floyd | >That's fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a lemon Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a phone book Floyd | a white hat (being worn) Floyd | | DavidW says, "ah. Lemon juice as invisible ink, I guess." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get paper" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put hat in machine" | ||||
Floyd | >(first taking it off) Floyd | You put the white hat into the strange machine. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | There is a white hat in there. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "The machine makes the lemon turn red, maybe?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get hat" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put book in machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the phone book into the strange machine. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | There is a phone book in there. Floyd | | Fang says, "that's pretty specialised" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get book" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "killl lemon" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put glue in machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the tube of glue into the strange machine. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||||
Floyd | >It is some kind of box with the sign of radioactivity on it. On the Floyd | display, you see the machine's contents. Floyd | Floyd | There is a tube of glue in there. Floyd | | inky says, "LEMON MUST DIE" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get glue" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get glue" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sniff glue" | ||||
Floyd | >Here it smells like... mushrooms. Floyd | | stewie asks, "wtf?" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >South Mushroomland Floyd | Whoa! It looks like an old crime scene. The shape of a mushroom is Floyd | drawn on the ground with white paint. Floyd | Floyd | You can go north from here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a strange machine (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open glue" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x shape" | ||||
Floyd | >Poor mushroom, I hope they already caught the one who did this. Floyd | | inky asks, "ok, so can I go call edna?" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x shape" | ||||
Floyd | >Poor mushroom, I hope they already caught the one who did this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >South Mushroomland Floyd | Whoa! It looks like an old crime scene. The shape of a mushroom is Floyd | drawn on the ground with white paint. Floyd | Floyd | You can go north from here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a strange machine (empty) here. Floyd | | Fang says, "guess we'd better call Edna" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "yeah, let's call edna" | |||
| DavidW says (to inky), "If stewie lets you, sure." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter booth" | ||||
Floyd | >You get into the phone booth. Floyd | Floyd | In the phone booth you can see a telephone. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "call edna" | ||||
Floyd | >"Edna delivery service, how can I help you? Ah, it's you, Mr. Floyd | Mushroom! Yes, I know that thanks to the number recognition. The Floyd | delivery you asked for is now underway to North Mushroomland, you can Floyd | receive it there. Really, what is in that crate, a million bucks? Ha Floyd | ha, just joking. If that would be the case, you better watch out you Floyd | don't get murdered or something. Well, err... please don't mind my Floyd | strange sense of humour. Goodbye!" *click* | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "attack machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >East Mushroomland (in the phone booth) Floyd | When you saw this place from a distance it looked like the mushrooms Floyd | were bigger here, but it looks like they're just the same size as in Floyd | the rest of Mushroomland. The grass looks always greener on the other Floyd | side. Floyd | Floyd | You can go northwest and west form here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | In the phone booth you can see a telephone. Floyd | | inky says, "this game is so insane" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | >You get out of the phone booth. Floyd | Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get phone" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | Floyd | You here the sound of an airplane above you.. You look up, just in time Floyd | to see a crate falling down... right on your head. Floyd | Floyd | Your head hurts... Oh wait, you haven't got a head anymore, only Floyd | brains... Floyd | Floyd | Lucy: Ah, you're awake! I'm sorry that I had to wake you from your Floyd | illusion. But we are currently in the middle of a crisis, and the Prime Floyd | Commander has asked for your help as his advisor. Floyd | Anyway, we are having a problem of the culinary kind. Our previous cook Floyd | has recently been executed because the Prime Commander has found a Floyd | tentacle hair in his soup. We have managed to find a replacement but Floyd | this one can't cook anything else than tacos with custard pudding. Our Floyd | troops are starving for some variation. So the great question is: what Floyd | kind of food will be of such great quality so it would certainly Floyd | increase the morale of the troops but can still be made by a cook who Floyd | only has experience making custard pudding tacos? | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "search mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | stewie asks, "is there a toadstool?" | |||
| Touchy exclaims, "Slow down!" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Just answer the question. | inky says, "I'm stopping, I'm stopping" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Tacos with custard pudding." | ||||
| Gerynar says (to stewie,), "we are not in the mushroom world anymore" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Now I want lunch." | ||||
| Fang asks, "what is that?" | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Gerynar), "Are you sure?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Touchy says, "I suppose he could make pudding...or tacos..." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "1" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. | Gerynar says, "lucy woke us up" | |||
Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "say pizza" | ||||
Floyd | >(to Lucy) Floyd | Lucy: Just answer the question. | ||||
| Gerynar gives stale bread to Jacqueline. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "answer to lucy pizza" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "answer pizza" | ||||
Floyd | >(to Lucy) Floyd | Lucy: pizza? My databases do not contain any information about that Floyd | particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some pizza Floyd | recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope Floyd | you know what you're talking about, 848930... Floyd | Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a Floyd | great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, Floyd | so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary Floyd | state of mind. Floyd | Floyd | You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid Floyd | nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening... Floyd | Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content Floyd | of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | inky says, "man, this game" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take money" | ||||
Floyd | >It's $1.847.654 dollars and 43 cents. You're a millionaire now! Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Indeed." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >North Mushroomland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >More Darkness Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "answer mushrooms" | ||||
Floyd | >(to Lucy) Floyd | Lucy: mushrooms? My databases do not contain any information about that Floyd | particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some mushrooms Floyd | recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope Floyd | you know what you're talking about, 848930... Floyd | Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a Floyd | great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, Floyd | so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary Floyd | state of mind. Floyd | Floyd | You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid Floyd | nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening... Floyd | Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content Floyd | of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | Fang asks, "how much is that in pounds?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >More Darkness Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | inky says, "dang" | |||
| Touchy asks, "ok..what the fuck?" | ||||
| stewie asks, "what do you think the answer is?" | ||||
| inky says, "I had assumed pizza was actually the real answer" | ||||
| DavidW says, "The answer is anything." | ||||
| crumple asks, "is there a riddle?" | ||||
| inky says (to stewie), "well, I'm not sure it matters" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "answer nothing" | ||||
Floyd | >(to Lucy) Floyd | Lucy: nothing? My databases do not contain any information about that Floyd | particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some nothing Floyd | recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope Floyd | you know what you're talking about, 848930... Floyd | Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a Floyd | great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, Floyd | so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary Floyd | state of mind. Floyd | Floyd | You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid Floyd | nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening... Floyd | Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content Floyd | of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "I think it's just pulling in whatever you type" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >More Darkness Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "answer 1" | ||||
Floyd | >(to Lucy) Floyd | Lucy: 1? My databases do not contain any information about that Floyd | particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some 1 recipes Floyd | on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope you Floyd | know what you're talking about, 848930... Floyd | Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a Floyd | great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, Floyd | so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary Floyd | state of mind. Floyd | Floyd | You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid Floyd | nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening... Floyd | Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content Floyd | of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get money" | ||||
Floyd | >It's $1.847.654 dollars and 43 cents. You're a millionaire now! Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >North Mushroomland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >More Darkness Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Fang says, "okay, undo and answer something funny" | |||
| stewie says, "I want to try something" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | DavidW says, "sigh" | |||
Floyd | >Lucy: Just answer the question. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "answer laxative" | ||||
Floyd | >(to Lucy) Floyd | Lucy: laxative? My databases do not contain any information about that | Fang says, "that we'll remember if it turns up again" | |||
Floyd | particular food, but it sounds rather nasty. I did find some laxative Floyd | recipes on the internet, so I will direct those to the new cook. I hope Floyd | you know what you're talking about, 848930... Floyd | Anyway, you will receive your reward... sometimes in the future. Such a Floyd | great crisis like this one luckily only happens once every 200 years, Floyd | so we will not be needing you until then. Have fun in your illusionary Floyd | state of mind. Floyd | Floyd | You feel like all the water in your brain is being replaced with liquid Floyd | nitrogen. Probably something like that is actually happening... Floyd | Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | Money is lying on the ground everywhere. Probably this was the content Floyd | of the crate. Luckily that little blue man isn't interested in it. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Hooray for laxative recipes." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get money" | ||||
Floyd | >It's $1.847.654 dollars and 43 cents. You're a millionaire now! Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >North Mushroomland Floyd | You are in a vast green field. There a giant Mushrooms everywhere. Floyd | Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | East Mushroomland Floyd | There is a souvenir shop here, although it looks more like a lemonade Floyd | stand. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red phone booth in Brittish style here. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "The toad better like this money" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "give money to toad" | ||||
Floyd | >You give him a thousand dollars but the toad shakes his head and Floyd | points at the ?-sign before the price of the miniature. You make a Floyd | quick calculation and give him the rest of your money. Stupid low Floyd | dollar course. Floyd | The toad gobbles up the money and responds with a loud "BUUUURP!" He Floyd | gives you the miniature. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "As with the 'think. think. think.' solution, I don't believe it matters what we type and that there's really no one right answer there." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give statue to guy" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x miniature" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | >It looks just like the statue in West Mushroomland. On the back is a Floyd | label saying "MADE IN CHINA". Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x minature" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a miniature Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a phone book Floyd | a white hat Floyd | a piece of paper Floyd | a lemon Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give miniature to guard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Nitku asks, "The what-sign?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x miniature" | ||||
Floyd | >It looks just like the statue in West Mushroomland. On the back is a Floyd | label saying "MADE IN CHINA". Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | There is a large temple in the shape of a mushroom here. It is Floyd | surrounded by every kind of giant mushroom in existence. Floyd | Floyd | You can go north, west, east and south form here. Floyd | Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "give statue to muscled" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Touchy says, "just go in. we have the artifact now..." | |||
| inky says, "I am going to guess it's pound sign, rendered incorrectly" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | South Mushroomland Floyd | You can see a strange machine (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >South Mushroomland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >South Mushroomland Floyd | Whoa! It looks like an old crime scene. The shape of a mushroom is Floyd | drawn on the ground with white paint. Floyd | Floyd | You can go north from here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a strange machine (empty) here. Floyd | | inky says, "whoops, sorry" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | North Mushroomland Floyd | A little blue man with a white hat is walking around and looking at the Floyd | mushrooms. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a signpost here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Outside Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | A muscled guy is guarding the entrance to the temple. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | >Gatekeeper: "Thou who carrie'st the holy artifact from the far east. Floyd | Entereth." Floyd | Floyd | Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | Wow, this has to be the St. Peter of the temples dedicated to... err... Floyd | mushrooms, it is huge. Floyd | Floyd | The east and west walls are full of hieroglyphs. Floyd | Floyd | In the middle of the temple you see a fountain. Like everything here Floyd | it's mushroom-shaped. Floyd | Floyd | There is an altar at the end of the hall. There are scales on the Floyd | altar. Floyd | | inky says, "ok, I am stopping for real" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | Wow, this has to be the St. Peter of the temples dedicated to... err... Floyd | mushrooms, it is huge. Floyd | Floyd | The east and west walls are full of hieroglyphs. Floyd | Floyd | In the middle of the temple you see a fountain. Like everything here Floyd | it's mushroom-shaped. Floyd | Floyd | There is an altar at the end of the hall. There are scales on the Floyd | altar. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x scales" | ||||
Floyd | >The stuff on the right scale is the most heavy. Floyd | Floyd | Which of the two scales do you want to examine anyway, the left or the Floyd | right one? Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x right" | ||||
Floyd | >There is a big heavy rock on it. How unfortunate. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x left" | ||||
Floyd | >It contains: Floyd | a piece of rope Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Man, I love the expression on maga's face right now." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get rock" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x left" | ||||
Floyd | >It contains: Floyd | a piece of rope Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "He looks sort of constipated, worried, and troubled." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x hieroglyphs" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the west wall hieroglyphs or the east wall Floyd | hieroglyphs? Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "west" | ||||
Floyd | >It says: "Only those who cleverly use or combine items are worthy to Floyd | solve the temple's great puzzle and enter." Although, you think that's Floyd | what it says, since you never got your Mushroomlandish archeology Floyd | graduate. Floyd | | stewie asks, "who does?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x east hieroglyphs" | ||||
Floyd | >You have no idea what the hieroglyphs mean, but you can understand the Floyd | images under them: they chronologically show the history of Floyd | Mushroomland. It reads a bit like a comic book. Especially the part Floyd | about the war between North and East Mushroomland is interesting. Floyd | Floyd | Your eyes follow the images on the wall until they meet a fire Floyd | extinguisher in the corner of the temple you didn't notice before. Floyd | Actually this is much more interesting. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "And now he looks annoyed and slightly angry." | |||
| Fang says, "good thing we have some laxatives coming up" | ||||
| Touchy asks (of Jacq), "How do you know?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >Dum, dum, dum, duuuum!! You've got the fire extinguisher! Floyd | Floyd | Err... I mean: Floyd | Taken. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to stewie), "maga. He's sitting in the same room with me." | |||
| Fang says (to stewie), "Jacq and maga are married" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "poor maga" | ||||
| Gerynar hides | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Hard to believe, I know. Sometimes I wonder myself." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get rope" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put extinguisher on left" | ||||
Floyd | >It has no noticable effect on the balance of the the scales. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x rope" | ||||
Floyd | >You see nothing special about the piece of rope. Floyd | | inky says, "hrm, ok" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push left" | ||||
Floyd | >It is fixed in place. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "Perhaps examine the extinguisher?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get rope" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >Its label says: "Warning! Contains flammable chemicals. Do not use in Floyd | the vicinity of fire." That's quite an useless extinguisher. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "tie rope to rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You would achieve nothing by this. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I typed that thinking it would come up before Gerynar made his comment, and my last statement now has taken on a whole different context and meaning." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "shoot rock with extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to shoot the rock. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "shoot rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You fire at the rock. Floyd | Floyd | You will first need to carry a weapon you can shoot with. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Equally valid but totally unintended." | |||
| Gerynar says (to Jacqueline), "sorry" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "heehee. Don't be." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | >Its label says: "Warning! Contains flammable chemicals. Do not use in Floyd | the vicinity of fire." That's quite an useless extinguisher. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fountain" | ||||
Floyd | >It is filled with a damping liquid substance. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push rock" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell liquid" | ||||
Floyd | >You smell nothing unexpected. Floyd | | crumple asks, "damping?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x liquid" | ||||
Floyd | >You bow over the liquid in the fountain and look at your own Floyd | reflection while you're breathing in its damp. After doing this your Floyd | voice sounds very high pitched for a couple of seconds. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x liquid" | ||||
Floyd | >You bow over the liquid in the fountain and look at your own Floyd | reflection while you're breathing in its damp. After doing this your Floyd | voice sounds very high pitched for a couple of seconds. Floyd | | Gerynar says, "it's helium" | |||
| stewie exclaims, "helium!" | ||||
| inky says, "that's weird" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "touch liquid" | DavidW asks, "Liquid helium?" | |||
Floyd | >You put your hand in it but quickly retract it because it feels very Floyd | cold. It is probably a chemical that is supposed to be in gas form at Floyd | room temperature. Floyd | | Gerynar says, "need to get some of it on the rock, to make it lighter so the scale changes" | |||
| Touchy says, "haha.." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "empty extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a piece of rope Floyd | a miniature Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a phone book Floyd | a white hat Floyd | a piece of paper Floyd | a lemon Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "remove hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You're not wearing that. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "fill hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You must supply a second noun. Floyd | | crumple says, "i am going to go back to running errands." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "fill hat with liquid" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the substance in the hat but it streams out through the hole. Floyd | | inky asks, "he's logged in that recently?" | |||
| inky says, "er" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||||
Floyd | >It reminds you of a Phrygian cap. Floyd | Floyd | It has a big hole in it, too bad you haven't got a warranty anymore. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "use the glue on the hat" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "glue paper to hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the hole in the hat with the piece of paper. Now the hat is Floyd | fixed and will be given the new name 'fixed hat'. That sounds much Floyd | better than white hat, doesn't it? Floyd | | DavidW says, "hm. If we tied the rope to something, we could dip that something into the helium. Dunno why, though." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "fill hat with liquid" | ||||
Floyd | >You fill the hat with the dampy substance. It feels incredibly light. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "pour liquid on rock" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | inky says, "it's weird the author can spell 'Phrygian cap' but not 'British'" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put liquid on rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You need to be holding the damping liquid substance before you can put Floyd | it on top of something else. Floyd | | Gerynar says, "tie the hat to the rock" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look in hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get rock" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | Nitku says, "I thought "Brittish" was intentional." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You see nothing special about the filled hat. Floyd | Floyd | The hat feels lighter than before. Floyd | | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "empty hat on rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put hat under rock" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "tie hat to rock with rope" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "empty hat on rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "put liquid on rock" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >You need to be holding the damping liquid substance before you can put Floyd | it on top of something else. Floyd | Floyd | >Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | Wow, this has to be the St. Peter of the temples dedicated to... err... Floyd | mushrooms, it is huge. Floyd | Floyd | The east and west walls are full of hieroglyphs. Floyd | Floyd | In the middle of the temple you see a fountain. Like everything here Floyd | it's mushroom-shaped. Floyd | Floyd | There is an altar at the end of the hall. There are scales on the Floyd | altar. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Just put the hat on the right scale." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put hat on rock" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the rock would achieve nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "pour hat" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use hat on rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | Floyd | The hat has become so light it floats away, but you quickly catch it Floyd | and knot the rope to it. Now the hat just looks like a helium balloon. Floyd | Ah, so that substance is liquid helium and has logically been Floyd | evaporated in room temperature. Floyd | Floyd | Note: I am aware that the scientific properties of the element helium Floyd | are probably highly inaccurate in this game, just like the behavior of Floyd | brown walking mushrooms. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "haha" | |||
| inky says, "wow, this puzzle is insane" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "tie rope to right" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | >It's a white balloon with a piece of rope. Because it is lighter than Floyd | air, you'd almost think its weight is a negative value. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "tie rope to rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "tie hat to rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "tie rope to balloon" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "tie balloon to rock" | ||||
Floyd | >You tie the balloon to the rock. Its weight has been reduced a little Floyd | bit. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "tie rope to hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a miniature Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a phone book Floyd | a lemon Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x scale" | ||||
Floyd | >(the right scale) Floyd | There is a big heavy rock on it. How unfortunate. Floyd | | DavidW says, "stop a bit. Jacq is offline" | |||
| stewie asks, "where's the hat?" | ||||
| Alex says (to stewie), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that a hat is a mandatory thing in Philadelphia." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Temple of Mushrooms Floyd | Wow, this has to be the St. Peter of the temples dedicated to... err... Floyd | mushrooms, it is huge. Floyd | Floyd | The east and west walls are full of hieroglyphs. Floyd | Floyd | In the middle of the temple you see a fountain. Like everything here Floyd | it's mushroom-shaped. Floyd | Floyd | There is an altar at the end of the hall. There are scales on the Floyd | altar. Floyd | | Touchy says, "HAAAALT." | |||
| DavidW says, "A storm has knocked Jacq offline" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to stewie), "hold up a bit, Jacq's offline," | ||||
| Touchy throws out an Anchor. | ||||
| Nitku says, "The hat is tied to the rock." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get rock" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Wait. I'm back." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "And somehow seem to have the intervening scrollback." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Odd." | ||||
| inky says, "the hat turned into a balloon, and I tied it to the rock" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x rock" | ||||
Floyd | >Thanks to the balloon its weight might have been reduced by about 500 Floyd | grams. Well, that's better than nothing. Floyd | | DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "I guess your avatar never quite left." | |||
| Gerynar asks, "what if we put the phonebook on the left side?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push rock" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to DavidW), "Yeah." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put book on left" | ||||
Floyd | >You thought you saw some movement, but you need to put much more Floyd | weight on the left scale. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put extinguisher on left" | ||||
Floyd | >You need to be holding the fire extinguisher before you can put it on Floyd | top of something else. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get extinguisher" | ||||
Floyd | >Dum, dum, dum, duuuum!! You've got the fire extinguisher! Floyd | Floyd | Err... I mean: Floyd | Taken. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Maybe we can just push the rock away, now that it's lighter." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put extinguisher on left" | ||||
Floyd | >You thought you saw some movement, but you need to put much more Floyd | weight on the left scale. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a miniature Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a lemon Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put book on left" | ||||
Floyd | >You need to be holding the phone book before you can put it on top of Floyd | something else. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "sit on left" | ||||
Floyd | >Eureka! That has to be the solution of the puzzle! You set your foot Floyd | on the scale when you suddenly hear a loud voice echoing through the Floyd | temple: "Thou shallst not cheat!" Floyd | Floyd | Damn it. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a miniature Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | a lemon Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put miniature on left" | ||||
Floyd | >Hey, that's better! The left scale has moved down a bit and the right Floyd | one up. You never knew your miniature was so heavy. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push rock" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put lemon on left" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >Almost there! Floyd | Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a tube of glue Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x left scale" | ||||
Floyd | >It contains: Floyd | a lemon Floyd | a miniature Floyd | a fire extinguisher Floyd | a phone book Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put tube on left" | ||||
Floyd | >The scales have been balanced and you are engulfed into a strange Floyd | white light. Free zoo tickets are now floating right before your head. Floyd | You reach for them but just before you can touch them they disappear Floyd | and everything becomes darkness. Floyd | Floyd | Good ol' Darkness Floyd | Argh, you just almost started to like Mushroomland. What does that Floyd | stupid computer need you for now? Floyd | Floyd | Lucy: Ahem. I can read your mind, remember? And I do not fully agree Floyd | with your assumption of me being stupid, Mr. Floyd | Let's-commit-genocide-on-an-entire-alien-race-by-giving-them-a-bad-food Floyd | -advice. Don't play dumb with me. If you truly are the most intelligent Floyd | being in the universe you should have known that laxative has the same Floyd | effect on the almighty Brukgh?rhcs as salt on snails. The chemical Floyd | reactions between the molecular composition of laxative and a Floyd | Brukgh?rhc cell nucleus convert both compositions into smelly air. Floyd | Basically you've completely eradicated the great race of my builders. Floyd | I have got some artificial emotions of protectionism for my creators Floyd | and those scripts of my A.I. want me to feed your brain to a female Floyd | Krahlyak. But the Prime Commander has given me orders of a higher Floyd | priority: namely that I should assure that his master plan of Floyd | destroying the entire universe would succeed. You see, the Universe Floyd | Destroyer Gun 3000(TM) has already been completely finished and all Floyd | preperations are finished. The only thing left to do is the simple Floyd | press of a big red button. I however, sadly have no acces to the Floyd | seperate computer that is build to activate the Universe Destroyer Gun Floyd | 3000(TM), and because everything on this ship except you is dead, you Floyd | will have to press the button. If you refuse to do this, I will simply Floyd | torcher you until you yield. Understood? Floyd | Floyd | Okay then, I will now place your brains in a humanoid robot. You are Floyd | free to strech your little robot legs by walking around the ship before Floyd | ending the universe. Just don't try anything stupid, your home planet Floyd | is as much light years away as I have got microprocessors. Floyd | Computer Room Floyd | You are in a room full of lights, machines and monitors. All those Floyd | machines combined must form the ship's computer: Lucy. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red door to the south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a console here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | Jacqueline is wondering what goal we have overall. | |||
| Gerynar says, "according to the ifdb entry, getting off the alien ship" | ||||
| inky says, "man, torcher" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "secret torcher camps" | ||||
| Touchy says, ""much light years"" | ||||
| Touchy says, "man this even pains me and my grammar and spelling suck." | ||||
| DavidW says, "hm. Lucy herself is here. That's gotta help." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "push space" | ||||
| Nitku pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Chapter 2 - Exploring the Ship Floyd | Floyd | You look at yourself and see that you're a robot now. You can freely Floyd | move around like you would do as a human. So it is at least an Floyd | improvement over your last condition. Floyd | | Touchy squints at stewie..do you even read the text? | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy's voice from speaker: You'll need a red keycard to open that Floyd | door... Well, are you ready to destroy the universe, or do you need to Floyd | waste some more time? | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x console" | ||||
Floyd | >There is nothing but a big red button on it. Above it is a label Floyd | saying UNIVERSE DESTROYER GUN 3000(TM) ACTIVATION BUTTON. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "let's check out the console first" | |||
| JJSonick says, "timing" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You press the button. Effectively erasing every single atom in the Floyd | universe from existence, and then erasing existance as well. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You are very much dead *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | Gerynar says, "I was trying to get it examined before stewie ran us off" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > Computer Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I would say this game is torcher, ekcept its entertaning." | |||
| Nitku says (to Touchy), "Well technically he doesn't since he's using a screen reader" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x button" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Interesting button, isn't it? Now press it! Floyd | | Touchy says (to Jacq), "hahaha" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | >As good-looking as ever. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Computer Room Floyd | You are in a room full of lights, machines and monitors. All those Floyd | machines combined must form the ship's computer: Lucy. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red door to the south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a console here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "kill lucy" | ||||
Floyd | >Suddenly all kinds of robotic hands with laser weapons appear and aim Floyd | at you. Maybe it isn't a good idea to do that. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "haha it is entertaning torcher" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lucy" | ||||
Floyd | >You don't exactly know where to look at, since Lucy is everywhere. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x machines" | ||||
Floyd | >This is far too complicated for you. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x monitors" | ||||
Floyd | >This is far too complicated for you. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x console" | ||||
Floyd | >There is nothing but a big red button on it. Above it is a label Floyd | saying UNIVERSE DESTROYER GUN 3000(TM) ACTIVATION BUTTON. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x lights" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a door, and it's red. Floyd | Floyd | >This is far too complicated for you. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "xme" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "smash monitors" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "ask Lucy about button" | ||||
Floyd | >Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | >As good-looking as ever. Floyd | Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | >Nothing happens. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under console" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a door, and it's red. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search lucy" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need something to unlock it with first. Floyd | | ||||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "ask Lucy about door" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Door: an innovation of the 'hole in the wall' technology that allows Floyd | people to move between rooms. Floyd | Floyd | See also: keycard | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x consol" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Keycard: a modern alternative to the old pieces of metal. On this ship Floyd | there are three kinds of keycards in the colours red, yellow and blue. Floyd | See also the articles about those specific keycards. | DavidW says (to JJSonick), "ah, good idea" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about red keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Red keycard: a kind of keycard used on this ship. Red keycards can open Floyd | level 1 security doors and are generally given to the whole crew. Floyd | Floyd | Oh wait. You want one. Well, I don't think that can hurt. You can only Floyd | enter trivial rooms with it and not cause damage of any kind to the Floyd | ship. Floyd | Floyd | A card is being printed by one of the machine and falls on the ground. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie asks, "lucy about red keycard" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about red keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Red keycard: a kind of keycard used on this ship. Red keycards can open Floyd | level 1 security doors and are generally given to the whole crew. | inky says, "wow" | |||
| inky says, "this game, man" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "unlock door with it" | ||||
Floyd | >You try to find a scanner or a slot for the keycard and find out that Floyd | the door slides open when you simply hold the card in front of it. Floyd | Floyd | You unlock the red door. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Citation needed, Lucylopedia." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the red door. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You are in a long corridor that continues to the south. North of you is Floyd | the door back to the computer room. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x map" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a map of the galaxy of Mruph, pretty far from the Milky Way. Floyd | There is red arrow with the text "You are here" pointed at the Floyd | Pleiyogohlt solar system. You wonder how the game designer came up with Floyd | these names. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west and east. There is an escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | Jacqueline asks (of inky), "How many times today have you said, 'Man, this game.'?" | |||
| inky says, "NOT ENOUGH" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the blue door, the escalator door or the red door? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "red door" | ||||
Floyd | >You unlock the red door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x socket" | ||||
Floyd | >There is supposed to be a button in it... Floyd | | ||||
| stewie asks, "lucy about blue keycard" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about blue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get map" | ||||
Floyd | >It's glued to the wall. Probably to prevent people like you from Floyd | flushing them through the toilet. Floyd | | Fang says (to stewie), "wouldn't you want to x these doors first" | |||
| Fang asks, "to know what colour they are?" | ||||
| stewie says, "probably" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "read map" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a map of the galaxy of Mruph, pretty far from the Milky Way. Floyd | There is red arrow with the text "You are here" pointed at the Floyd | Pleiyogohlt solar system. You wonder how the game designer came up with Floyd | these names. Floyd | | Gerynar wonders what the designer was smoking | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >1F Passage Floyd | You are in a long corridor that continues to the south. North of you is Floyd | the door back to the computer room. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Computer Room Floyd | You can see a console here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about blue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Blue keycard: a kind of keycard used on this ship. Blue keycards can Floyd | open level 3 security doors and are generally only given to officers Floyd | and the Prime Commander. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | Touchy eats some dry cereal. | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get clue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get blue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | DavidW says, "no, he doesn't read" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open escelator door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open esculator door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Gerynar says (to stewie,), "the computer felt it was safe to give us the lowest level keycard, don't think it'll just give us a higher level access card" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the blue door, the escalator door or the red door? Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the blue door, the escalator door or the red door? Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x doors" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x red door" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a door, and it's red. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the blue door, the escalator door or the red door? Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "escultor" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x star" | ||||
Floyd | >It is a yellow star with the text "S.S. Blearch" on it. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open escalator door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't get it open with your hands. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | On the small table is a lava lamp. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >Looks comfortable. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look under sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "search sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >There is nothing on the blue sofa. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||||
Floyd | >The small table has a drawer with a keyhole. It's probably locked and Floyd | can only be opened by a key I will find much later in the game so I'll Floyd | have to backtrack all the way back here and open it for some kind of Floyd | essential item. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open table" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open drawer" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the drawer, revealing a screwdriver. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x television" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a flatscreen HD tv. Floyd | Floyd | The television is currently switched off. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on tv" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch the television on. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x lamp" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this Floyd | thing after a long day at work. Floyd | Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x tv" | ||||
Floyd | >It's the universe championship of tentacle wrestling. Which is the Floyd | same as arm wrestling, but with tentacles. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no score in this story. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | Floyd | >Screws, beware! Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put lamp in socket" | ||||
Floyd | >That can't contain things. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "plug lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x symbol" | ||||
Floyd | >It is a yellow star with the text "S.S. Blearch" on it. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "plug in lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "unscrew symbol" | ||||
Floyd | >It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x blue reader" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | DavidW says, "uh, it said the socket needs a button." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this Floyd | thing after a long day at work. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x window" | ||||
Floyd | >Amazing! You can see your house from here. Well, not really. But if Floyd | the eyes of your robot body would have a build-in equivalent of 200 Floyd | Hubble telescopes... you probably still wouldn't be able to see your Floyd | house. And because the fact that you still have amnesia (don't tell me Floyd | you already forgot that cliched but very important plot point) you Floyd | don't even know where on earth your home is. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sit on sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >Ouch! You accidentaly sat on the remote control. You remove it from Floyd | its dangerous position and place it on the desk. Floyd | Floyd | You get onto the blue sofa. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Tentacle wrestling is awesome." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x remote control" | ||||
Floyd | >This device sends out a ray of infrared light that can be used to Floyd | change the television channel. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take remote" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push control" | ||||
Floyd | >Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use control" | ||||
Floyd | >What do you want to use the remote control with? Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | Touchy says, "I miss Clubgerynar..." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "use control on tv" | ||||
Floyd | >You can use the command "change channel to <number>" for this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open remote" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 1" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 1. Floyd | Floyd | It's the universe championship of tentacle wrestling. Which is the same Floyd | as arm wrestling, but with tentacles. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get remote" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 2" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 2. Floyd | Floyd | It's some kind of alien cooking show: Floyd | Floyd | "Hello ladies, gentleman and creatures without or with two genders. Floyd | Welcome to cooking on Bgryurgti?rk, where we somehow speak English. Floyd | Today we are going to bake a cake. The required ingredients for Floyd | this..." Floyd | Floyd | You're currently not planning to make a cake, so you lose interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | >This device sends out a ray of infrared light that can be used to Floyd | change the television channel. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "hooray for the cliched but still very important plot point" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change channel" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 3" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 3. Floyd | Floyd | It's the galactic news. It seems that the conflict between Breiwnquaria Floyd | and Erwp has gotten worse, the cheese prices have risen and Venus will Floyd | have some meteor storms next sunday. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sit on sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >But you're already on the blue sofa. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "watch tv" | ||||
Floyd | >It's the galactic news. It seems that the conflict between Floyd | Breiwnquaria and Erwp has gotten worse, the cheese prices have risen Floyd | and Venus will have some meteor storms next sunday. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 4" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 4. Floyd | Floyd | This is a boring channel, you only see a big red arrow pointing to the Floyd | right. Floyd | Floyd | The arrow gives you the idea to look in that direction and you notice Floyd | an air vent you had not seen before. Hopefully this thing which has to Floyd | be intentionally hidden out of sight will be more usefull than the fire Floyd | extinguisher. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 5" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 5. Floyd | Floyd | It's the national broadcaster of Luxembourg. They probably wanted to Floyd | expand their audience. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 6" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 6. Floyd | Floyd | It's a South-Korean channel dedicated to show online matches of the Floyd | game Starcraft. Maybe alien war strategists watch this because they can Floyd | learn something from the Koreans, or this is just one of the many Floyd | unwanted channels that comes with satallite tv. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 7" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 7. Floyd | Floyd | It's an infomercial warning for the dangerous effects of laxative. They Floyd | are a little bit too late with that... Floyd | | stewie says, "hmm" | |||
| (from DavidW) inky says, "man, this game" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You get off the blue sofa. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | >The vent of the duct is nailed to the wall, you need to find out some Floyd | way to open it. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "change channel to 8" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 8. Floyd | Floyd | A message appears on screen saying that a special subscription is Floyd | required to view any other channel than numbers 0 to 7. This is one of Floyd | the reasons why I hate satellite tv. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to DW), "YAY" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open duct" | ||||
Floyd | >It's nailed shut. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't get into the closed air duct. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open vent" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "unscrew vent with screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >It's nailed shut. Floyd | Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to unscrew the air duct. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "unscrew vent" | ||||
Floyd | >It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "unscrew vent" | ||||
Floyd | >It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open vent with screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >That doesn't seem to be something you can unlock. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "pry vent" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Ok, slow the fuck down." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "unlock vent with screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >That doesn't seem to be something you can unlock. Floyd | | DavidW says, "If it's nailed shut, maybe you need a hammer for once." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a remote control Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >Screws, beware! Floyd | | Gerynar says (to stewie,), "there's no time limit in CF" | |||
| stewie asks, "cf?" | ||||
| Alex says (to stewie), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that cf is Care-Free. And Cfgff Fsaaacxsv." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Screws, beware." | ||||
| Gerynar says (to stewie), "ClubFloyd" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Stewie), "ClubFloyd" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on remote" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on vent" | ||||
Floyd | >That would be a great idea! Too bad the vent of the air duct is NAILED Floyd | shut, not screwed. Floyd | | inky says, "ah good" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "hit vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You use your super robot strenght and punch through the vent. You Floyd | never expected this to be the solution of the "puzzle". Floyd | | Touchy says, "see, even the game is getting emotional..." | |||
| Gerynar says, "remote has buttons, yes? socket for escalator door needs buttons, yes? (and no, I havne't played this game before)" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "haha" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb into the ventilation shaft and your robot body just fits in. Floyd | After crawling and crawling and crawling you finally find another vent. Floyd | You bust it open, jump out and end up in the... Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an air vent here. Floyd | | inky says, "wait, whaaat" | |||
| DavidW says, "Violence was the answer, inky." | ||||
| inky says, "man, this -- never mind" | ||||
| Touchy says, "oh, my...it smells like laxative" | ||||
| stewie says, "haha they actually tried to make laxative" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >The microwave is empty. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >Who needs an oven if you've got this? There is only one button on it, Floyd | so I guess that switches it on. Floyd | Floyd | The microwave is open. Floyd | | Nitku exclaims (at DavidW), "But... it can't be!" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get all" | Gerynar says, "the news was talking about the dangers of 'laxative' as well" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "This is fantastic." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put remote in microwave" | Nitku exclaims, "It never is!" | |||
Floyd | >air vent: That's fixed in place. Floyd | pan: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | dirty dish: Taken. Floyd | yellow door: That's hardly portable. Floyd | cabinet: That's hardly portable. Floyd | microwave: That's hardly portable. Floyd | sink: That's hardly portable. Floyd | garden hose: That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | >You put the remote control into the microwave. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "GAH" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | JJSonick exclaims, "oh my!" | |||
| inky says, "whoops" | ||||
| maga says, "this is the one game where entering childish responses to text prompts makes things more awesome" | ||||
| inky says, "that is a lot of dishes" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Kitchen Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to inky), "Dirty dishes." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "It's like when I leave maga alone for a few days." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "clean dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | >You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wash dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >No water is coming from the garden hose. Instead, you here a strange Floyd | sound somewhere below the floor | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put all in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | dirty dish: The microwave is closed. Floyd | pan: The microwave is closed. Floyd | lava lamp: The microwave is closed. Floyd | screwdriver: The microwave is closed. Floyd | red keycard: The microwave is closed. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | JJSonick says, "argh" | |||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | | Gerynar says, "heh" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh man, the last time there was a sound beneath the floor..." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already open. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look in it" | ||||
Floyd | >In the microwave is a remote control. Floyd | | maga says, "okay, moratorium on 'all'" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get remote" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x remote" | ||||
Floyd | >This device sends out a ray of infrared light that can be used to Floyd | change the television channel. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already open. Floyd | | DavidW says, "yeah, the floor gonna esplode" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >The microwave is empty. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "They're not using all, I don't think." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put all in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >remote control: Done. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | dirty dish: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | pan: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | lava lamp: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | screwdriver: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | red keycard: There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Just stewie" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "okay, yeah, don't use all." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to Stewie), "Please don't use all again, kthxbye." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pan" | ||||
Floyd | >A pretty big pan without a lid. Its prime use is for cooking, but it Floyd | also makes a great helmet if you're planning to shoot yourself out of a Floyd | cannon. Floyd | | Jacqueline wonders how a screen reader is going to interpret kthxbye. | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear pan" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't wear that! Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a yellow keycard for this. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "drop dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >Dropped. Floyd | | Jacqueline asks (of Stewie), "How does a screen reader interpret l33t speak? er, you know... internet shorthand?" | |||
| JJSonick says (to Floyd), "x hose" | ||||
Floyd | >You'd prefer a dishwasher. Floyd | | stewie asks, "shorthand?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "well, when people abbreviate or put numbers instead of letters in words" | ||||
| stewie asks, "like gr8?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Right" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Or, for that matter, all the misspellings in this game..." | ||||
| stewie says, "I haven't noticed any miss-spellings." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Wow." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Screen readers are good." | ||||
| stewie says, "If it has a word like gr8 it says "g r 8"" | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Jacqueline), "c'mon. How would torcher be pronounced differently from torture?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a door, and it's yellow. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "pee on door" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to DW), "That's actually a word, but some of the others haven't been." | |||
Floyd | >Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x hose" | ||||
Floyd | >You'd prefer a dishwasher. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wash dishes" | stewie asks, "what 51 dishes?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to stewie), "Ah, cool. Thanks." | ||||
Floyd | >No water is coming from the garden hose. Instead, you here a strange Floyd | sound somewhere below the floor | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | >The sink is empty. Floyd | Floyd | You see a message scratched in the bottom of the sink: Floyd | Floyd | To all fellow dishwashers who got locked up here without food: I just Floyd | found out that if you expose a red keycard to very high or low Floyd | temperatures it can fool the scanner of a yellow door and make it open Floyd | for a short period of time. Remember, this is our secret. Don't tell Floyd | anyone or we will all be feeded to the Coelacanths. | stewie asks, "how can the robot carry that meany?" | |||
| inky says, "aha" | ||||
| stewie says, "meany" | ||||
| stewie says, "oh my screen reader's saying that weird." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "man, this game's puzzles" | ||||
| JJSonick exclaims, "microwave that card!" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put red card in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no more room in the microwave. Floyd | | Touchy says, "hehe...let's be feeded" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get all from microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Oh no." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put red card in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get all from microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >The microwave isn't open. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is glowing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is very hot. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is hot. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open sw door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The southwestern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is warm. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a Floyd | canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship Floyd | because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete Floyd | lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing. Floyd | Floyd | There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They Floyd | all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a Floyd | red door to the west. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter is a wine bottle. Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "Wait... >take all from microwave results in... just... Taken?" | |||
| inky says, "well, it's only got room for one thing" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "haha maybe the parser was tired." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "the microwave only has room for one thing" | ||||
| JJSonick says, "ahh" | ||||
| stewie says, "wow cool puzzle" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Canteen Floyd | This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a Floyd | canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship Floyd | because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete Floyd | lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing. Floyd | Floyd | There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They Floyd | all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a Floyd | red door to the west. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter is a wine bottle. Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x coffee cups" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x cups" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x cup" | ||||
Floyd | >There are no traces of coffee in it. It's like they have never been Floyd | used. Weird. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get bottle" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open red door" | ||||
Floyd | >You unlock the red door. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to Gerynar), "Ah, true. Forgot that." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open red door" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already open. Floyd | Floyd | >The label says: "Please close the coolbox as fast as possible after Floyd | opening to optimalise the instant cooling effect and avoid freezing to Floyd | death everyone in the presence of the box." Floyd | Floyd | You can't see inside, since the coolbox is closed. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the coolbox, revealing a can of grog. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get grog" | ||||
Floyd | >It's frozen to the bottom of the box. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | | DavidW says, "ah. The coolbox is also the way back to the kitchen from here, I guess." | |||
| inky says, "oh, clever" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can enter. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get grog" | ||||
Floyd | >It's frozen to the bottom of the box. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | >There is no score in this story. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Another hexagonal room. To the east is a red door (leading to the Floyd | canteen) and to the west a yellow door . There is an escalator to the Floyd | south and you can also go north from here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F passage Floyd | The passage continues to a room to the north. To the south is a Floyd | junction. Floyd | Floyd | Lucy: Stop right there! The floor before you is electrified. One step Floyd | on it will short-circuit your robot body and deactivate the system that Floyd | keeps your brain alive, inevitably resulting in your death. I apologize Floyd | for the inconvenience, but this is a security measure we had to take to Floyd | avoid the guard robot that went berserk a while ago from reaching the Floyd | rest of the ship. There is a small chance the power supply of that Floyd | robot has not run out yet, so we can't take any risks. Oh, and don't Floyd | try anything stupid, I still need you. | DavidW says, "er, didn't close the coolbox" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You set two steps and... err... zap. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > 2F passage Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a wine bottle Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put dishes on floor" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the electrified floor would achieve nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x floor" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You see nothing special about the electrified floor. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x button" | ||||
Floyd | >You see nothing special about the escalator button. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You hear a loud "PING!" but the elevator door doesn't open. Maybe it's Floyd | jammed or something. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You hear a loud "PING!" but the elevator door doesn't open. Maybe it's Floyd | jammed or something. Floyd | | inky says, "hrm" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | inky says, "ok, this game is kind of weirding me out pacing-wise" | |||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get grog" | ||||
Floyd | >It's frozen to the bottom of the box. Floyd | | inky says, "I would feel much less disconcerted if there was a score so I could see how far into the game we were" | |||
| Jacqueline asks (of inky), "How so, precisely?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Ah" | ||||
| stewie says, "I think we're near the end" | ||||
| DavidW says, "well, we're not being systematic, either, which always bothers me." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x vending" | ||||
Floyd | >Unfortunately, all grog is sold out. It's still full of prune juice Floyd | though. Too bad you are all out of quarters. Floyd | | Jacqueline asks (of Stewie), "On what, praytell, are you basing this?" | |||
| stewie says, "I think we need the grog" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open bottle" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't get the cork out with your bare robot hands. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Also, whoever chose this game, I thank you." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a wine bottle Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "unscrew bottle" | ||||
Floyd | >Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on bottle" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | Nitku says (to Jacqueline), "It's surprisingly fun to play in a group." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||||
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Canteen Floyd | This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a Floyd | canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship Floyd | because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete Floyd | lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing. Floyd | Floyd | There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They Floyd | all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a Floyd | red door to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "I think a corkscrew is needed for the wine bottle. Has the bottle been examined? Is there a label?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the yellow door or the red door? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a yellow keycard for this. Floyd | | stewie says, "we're stuck" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >It's too heavy. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Hardly." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push coolbox w" | ||||
Floyd | >The coolbox cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a wine bottle Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | DavidW says, "There must be a zillion new topics to ask Lucy about, for instance." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "smash bottle" | ||||
Floyd | >The bottle breaks in pieces. There is some red wine and a cork on the Floyd | floor now. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie picks up a chocolate cork nut. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get cork" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x cork" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a cork. How spectacular. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a cork Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | stewie asks, "what now?" | |||
| inky asks (of DavidW), "I dunno, do you want to take over for a bit?" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x wine" | ||||
Floyd | >What a waste... Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "drink it" | ||||
Floyd | >There's nothing suitable to drink here. Floyd | | inky says, "oh, or Nitku" | |||
| DavidW says, "Well, I could repeat my earlier suggestion, or suggest opening the yellow door west of 2F Junction." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Canteen Floyd | This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a Floyd | canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship Floyd | because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete Floyd | lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing. Floyd | Floyd | There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They Floyd | all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a Floyd | red door to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | Nitku says, "Sorry, that's all I have" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a yellow keycard for this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | inky says, "heh" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x vending" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in box" | ||||
Floyd | >Unfortunately, all grog is sold out. It's still full of prune juice Floyd | though. Too bad you are all out of quarters. Floyd | Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close box" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already closed. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Canteen Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | inky says, "whoops, sorry" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "unlock yellow with keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >2F Junction Floyd | Another hexagonal room. To the east is a red door (leading to the Floyd | canteen) and to the west a yellow door . There is an escalator to the Floyd | south and you can also go north from here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The western door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Darkness Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can switch. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this Floyd | thing after a long day at work. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can switch. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "use lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >What do you want to use the lava lamp with? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >What do you want to use the lava lamp with? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | Touchy wishes he had a map... | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "light lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Darkness Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | >You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "use remote" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | >What do you want to use the remote control with? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You hear a loud "PING!" but the elevator door doesn't open. Maybe it's Floyd | jammed or something. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x elevator door" | ||||
Floyd | >It's closed. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open elevator door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't get it open with your hands. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp | Touchy says, "Take button and try it on the other elevator..." | |||
Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "unscrew button" | ||||
Floyd | >Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on button" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open elevator door with screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >That doesn't seem to be something you can unlock. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get button" | ||||
Floyd | >You pull the button out of its socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pry elevator door with screwdriver" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Canteen Floyd | This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a Floyd | canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship Floyd | because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete Floyd | lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing. Floyd | Floyd | There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They Floyd | all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a Floyd | red door to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a yellow keycard for this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | an escalator button Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close coolbox" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The northeastern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| stewie arrives, full of fun and funk. | stewie says, "oops" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put button in socket" | ||||
Floyd | >It fits perfectly. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >"PING!" After a short while, the door opens. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | DavidW says, "good job" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x keypad" | ||||
Floyd | >There are buttons for B1F, 1F, 2F and 3F. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 3f" | ||||
Floyd | >Terrible music starts playing while the elevator slowly ascends to the Floyd | third floor. You are very relieved when the door opens. Floyd | Floyd | 3F Junction Floyd | Another junction. There is a red door to the north, a yellow door to Floyd | the east and a blue door to the west. To the south is the escalator Floyd | door. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open red" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | Gerynar asks, "aren't escalators moving stairs?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||||
| DavidW says, "yup" | ||||
| stewie says, "I was wondering why open esculator door didn't work earlier" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I think it means elevator" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I agree. The author probably meant elevator." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x red" | ||||
Floyd | >It is a low-level security card used on this ship to open red doors. Floyd | | Nitku says (to stewie), "That was because you misspelled "escalator"" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open red door" | ||||
Floyd | >You unlock the red door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | Gerynar says, "it said elevator when we were in it" | |||
Floyd | > Floyd | Office Floyd | This room seems to be some kind of office. You have no idea what kind Floyd | of work they do here though. Floyd | Floyd | The exit is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The only interesting thing here is a desk with a typewriter and all Floyd | kinds of paperwork on it. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a stapler. Floyd | Floyd | There is a fuse box on the wall. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x stapler" | ||||
Floyd | >It's one of those special newer models with 500 staple capacty, an Floyd | autofire option that can staple 20 pieces of paper per second, MP3 Floyd | player, the abilty to staple something at distances up to 500 metres Floyd | and it supports incendary staples. Floyd | Unfortunately it's empty, so you can't use any of its cool functions Floyd | except the build-in staple remover. Floyd | | inky says, "heh" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get stapler" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||||
Floyd | >You touch the fuse box and immediately get an electric shock that Floyd | fries your brains. Damn faulty wiring. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open box with cork" | ||||
Floyd | >You touch the fuse box and immediately get an electric shock that Floyd | fries your brains. Damn faulty wiring. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open desk" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put card on box" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the fuse box would achieve nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "unscrew box" | ||||
Floyd | >You touch the fuse box and immediately get an electric shock that Floyd | fries your brains. Damn faulty wiring. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | DavidW says, "Probably gloves are required for the fuse box." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x papers" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x paperwork" | ||||
Floyd | >It looks boring and unimportant. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "read it" | ||||
Floyd | >It looks boring and unimportant. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "search it" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get it" | ||||
Floyd | >Nah, you highly doubt you're going to need this for anything in this Floyd | game. Floyd | | DavidW says, "And rubber boots for the electrified floor." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | >There is a typewriter and a lot of uninteresting paperwork on it. It Floyd | has a drawer. Floyd | | stewie asks, "do we have to go all the way back to heat up the red card?" | |||
| Touchy asks, "What's a terp?" | ||||
| Alex says (to Touchy), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that terp is interpreter." | ||||
| inky says, "well, or turn off the fuse for the floor" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open drawer" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the drawer, revealing even more uninteresting paperwork and a Floyd | nuclear-powered flashlight. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | >According to the label it is incompatible with regular AA batteries, Floyd | but it has got a build-in nuclear reactor that can somehow extract Floyd | energy from everything emitting radioactive radiation. Floyd | Floyd | The nuclear-powered flashlight is currently switched off. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | inky says, "radioactive radiation!" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >It doesn't work. The flashlight is probably out of nuclear energy. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "search paperwork" | ||||
Floyd | >(even more uninteresting paperwork) Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Microwave the flashlight to power it up." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 3F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | DavidW says, "(my guess, anyway)" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the 3F button, the 1F button, the 2F button or the Floyd | B1F button? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "b1f" | Touchy asks, "Do we still have the lemon? Wasn't that radioactive?" | |||
Floyd | >The escalator descends to the bottom of the sip. Floyd | Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There are all kinds of pipes, gears, pumps, lights and strange machines Floyd | around you. They must be powering the ship. You wouldn't expect the Floyd | engine of a space ship to look like this, it's more steam- than Floyd | cyberpunk. A walkway continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | The escalator is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | A mop is leaning against the cleaning cart. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart (on which is a detergent) here. Floyd | | stewie says, "no" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Engine Room Floyd | There are all kinds of pipes, gears, pumps, lights and strange machines Floyd | around you. They must be powering the ship. You wouldn't expect the Floyd | engine of a space ship to look like this, it's more steam- than Floyd | cyberpunk. A walkway continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | The escalator is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | A mop is leaning against the cleaning cart. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart (on which is a detergent) here. Floyd | | DavidW says, "The lemon was in Mushroomland, a virtual reality." | |||
| Touchy says, "hehe...bottom of the sip" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get mop" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | Touchy says (to DavidW), "Since last weeks game I'm asking to be sure." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | >huge portal: That's fixed in place. Floyd | bottom floor escalator button: Nah, I've vandalised enough escalator Floyd | buttons. I think it's time to move on to vandalising other stuff. Floyd | cleaning cart: That's fixed in place. Floyd | detergent: Taken. Floyd | escalator door: That's hardly portable. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "search cart" | ||||
Floyd | >There is nothing on the cleaning cart. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator door opens. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the 3F button, the 1F button, the 2F button or the Floyd | B1F button? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "2f" | ||||
Floyd | >Computerized voice that is not from Lucy: "Going to the second floor Floyd | is currently prohibited because of paragraph 32.7 in the safety Floyd | instructions manual considering laxative leekage." Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x detergent" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | >According to the box this cleaning supply is specifically designed to Floyd | remove all kinds of grease, slime, paint, bits of laxative and Floyd | adhesives. Floyd | | inky says, "heh" | |||
| stewie says, "haha" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | DavidW says (to Touchy), "yeah, point. Last week's game showed we can't be sure of much." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 2f" | ||||
Floyd | >Computerized voice that is not from Lucy: "Going to the second floor Floyd | is currently prohibited because of paragraph 32.7 in the safety Floyd | instructions manual considering laxative leekage." Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 1f" | ||||
Floyd | >(the escalator door) Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | Touchy says, "I thought the whole transportation devie idea was pretty cool but it did get annoying..." | |||
| maga says, "aw, man, laxative leakage" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 1f" | ||||
Floyd | >(the escalator door) Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie presses the large red button on the FREE DONUTS machine. Within seconds, the room is flooded with a thousand tiny, happy donuts, running about your feet in an exuberant dance of freedom. They then disappear as quickly as they had arrived. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the 3F button, the 1F button, the 2F button or the Floyd | B1F button? Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "You spelled it wrong!" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "1f" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator moves to the first floor. Floyd | Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the escalator door, the red door or the blue door? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "blue" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a blue keycard for this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put flashlight in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the nuclear-powered flashlight into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | inky says, "hrm, interesting" | |||
| inky says, "not sure it'll work but it's worth a shot" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think it will." | ||||
| Nitku says, "Lasers might not count as radioactive radiation" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >It doesn't work. The flashlight is probably out of nuclear energy. Floyd | | DavidW says, "drat" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put lamp in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the lava lamp into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "close microwave. turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | stewie asks, "isn't the ship's engine nuclear?" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open microwave. get lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | | Nitku says, "hmm" | |||
| DavidW says (to stewie), "maybe" | ||||
| inky says, "I feel like we saw a nuclear warning somewhere around" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | DavidW says, "I didn't get a look at the engine." | |||
| inky asks, "like on the bottom floor, maybe?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on remote" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | stewie says, "or the remote batteries" | |||
| DavidW says (to inky), "Engine room is bottom floor. We saw that." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >"PING!" After a short while, the door opens. Floyd | | stewie says, "I'll try opening the blue door here instead" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put card in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on microwave" | DavidW says, "You need a blue keycard for blue doors." | |||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is glowing. Floyd | | stewie says, "I know but the heat and ice made it work on the yellow doors" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is very hot. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is hot. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is warm. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | Touchy says, "...ok come on that won't work" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open blue door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a blue keycard for this. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Of course it won't work." | |||
| stewie asks, "how come it worked on yellow then?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "You read the sink message about it." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Computer Room Floyd | You can see a console here. Floyd | | DavidW says, "The trick only fools yellow doors." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah, due to the sink message. There's possibly another trick for this, we just have to find it." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy for blue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Computer Room Floyd | You are in a room full of lights, machines and monitors. All those Floyd | machines combined must form the ship's computer: Lucy. Floyd | Floyd | There is a red door to the south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a console here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about blue keycard" | Nitku says (to stewie), "Hot items turn light (or yellow), as well as icy items" | |||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Blue keycard: a kind of keycard used on this ship. Blue keycards can Floyd | open level 3 security doors and are generally only given to officers Floyd | and the Prime Commander. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy for blue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about blue keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Blue keycard: a kind of keycard used on this ship. Blue keycards can Floyd | open level 3 security doors and are generally only given to officers Floyd | and the Prime Commander. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about prime commander" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Prime Commander: the highest title captains of military ships can Floyd | receive. The Prime Commander has full authority over everyone and Floyd | everything (including the supercomputers) on his ship and can destroy Floyd | planets, galaxies and universes even without permission of the head of Floyd | the Great Galactic Army. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about officers" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | Nitku says (to DavidW), "(to be fair it's probably not that obvious to a blind person)" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about ship" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | S.S. Blearch: a space ship of the Great Galactic Army designed for Floyd | collecting primitive barbarian species from different planets so Floyd | research can be conducted upon them. Because it is equipped with the Floyd | Warp Speed 2.0 module by default it sometimes is also used for military Floyd | missions that involve destroying planets, galaxies or universes. Floyd | Floyd | See also: warp speed - great galactic army | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about great galactic army" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Great Galactic Army: an organisation specialized in helping individuals Floyd | or companies with destroying planets or wiping out civilizations they Floyd | don't like. They also do scientific research on kidnapped creatures so Floyd | they can accustom their biological weapons to them. Floyd | Floyd | See also: ss blearch - prime commander | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about warp speed" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: Hmm, let's look that up in the Lucyclopedia: Floyd | Floyd | Warp Speed: a unit used to measure velocity (WS). One warp speed equals Floyd | 2000 light years per minute. Warp Speed Modules allow ships to travel Floyd | up to 2 WS. In order to achieve this manufacturers of Warp Speed Floyd | Modules had to travel back in time and make Albert Einstein rewrite his Floyd | theory of relativity. Floyd | Floyd | See also: ss blearch | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about robot" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about lava lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | stewie asks, "what isn't obvious for a blind person?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about engine" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about nuclear" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | Nitku says (to stewie), "That heat or coldness can change the color of objects." | |||
| DavidW says, "It didn't change the *color*." | ||||
| stewie says, "I thought of that before" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Should ask lucy about the star symbol." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x hose" | ||||
Floyd | >You'd prefer a dishwasher. Floyd | | Nitku says (to DavidW), "Oh? Then I misread it." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the microwave. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Right, it's that it faked out the reader, but didn't change the card itself, I thought." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is glowing. Floyd | | Touchy says (to stewie), "If you tell people what you want to do it's a lot easier to follow your actions, so please do." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is very hot. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is hot. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is warm. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The southwestern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open blue door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Canteen Floyd | This must be the place where the aliens eat. It's a bit small for a Floyd | canteen that is supposed to support the whole crew of a spaceship Floyd | because the only things here are one table and a counter. The complete Floyd | lack of chairs probably means that the aliens always eat standing. Floyd | Floyd | There are eight coffee cups on the counter and one on the table. They Floyd | all must've been severely addicted to caffeine here. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door leading to the kitchen to the northeast and a Floyd | red door to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Stewie?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a yellow keycard for this. Floyd | | DavidW says, "I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish." | |||
| stewie says, "trying to use a frozen card to unlock the blue door in 1f junction" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Neither do I." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put card in coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | | DavidW says, "okay. You're being foolish." | |||
| stewie asks, "why?" | ||||
| Touchy says (to stewie), "Thank you for telling us. Now it would also be nie if you listened when we tell you that something won't work." | ||||
| DavidW says, "You know it won't work, but you're determined to try it anyway." | ||||
| stewie says, "well I said something wouldn't work earlier and it did work so maybe I'm trying to do the same thing" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You need to be holding the red keycard before you can put it into Floyd | something else. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | | Nitku asks, "Didn't we try that already?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The northeastern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | DavidW says (to Nitku), "I thought so too." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in box" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close box" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | | DavidW says, "I thought it had been tried." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open blue door" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a blue keycard for this. Floyd | | stewie says, "it was worth trying" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >It is a low-level security card used on this ship to open red doors. Floyd | | Nitku says, "...again" | |||
| inky says, "well, ok" | ||||
| stewie asks, "what now?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "The blue door is too far, it seems." | ||||
| inky says, "I think we should try to get the flashlight working" | ||||
| DavidW says, "(in any case)" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >That can't contain things. Floyd | | inky asks, "since there's a dark room to use it in, right?" | |||
| DavidW says (to inky), "right" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a mop Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | Touchy says, "I have lost track of what's going on." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look in flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | DavidW says, "I'd like to ask lucy about the star symbol." | |||
| Touchy asks, "But wasn't there a catwalk to the west in the basement which we didn't explore?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Computer Room Floyd | You can see a console here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about symbol" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | DavidW says (to Touchy), "was there? I missed most of that level." | |||
| Nitku says (to stewie), "Maybe you should step back for a while and let others have a go too." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about star" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | DavidW says, "oh well." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >According to the label it is incompatible with regular AA batteries, Floyd | but it has got a build-in nuclear reactor that can somehow extract Floyd | energy from everything emitting radioactive radiation. Floyd | Floyd | The nuclear-powered flashlight is currently switched off. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Lucy is pretty smug in her responses sometimes." | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about prime" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about radiation" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >It doesn't work. The flashlight is probably out of nuclear energy. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask lucy about engine" | ||||
Floyd | >Lucy: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about that, and if I do it is Floyd | probably irrelevent or you asked it incorrectly. Floyd | Floyd | | stewie asks, "where's the basement level?" | |||
| Gerynar says, "B1f" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >"PING!" After a short while, the door opens. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push b1f" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator descends to the bottom of the sip. Floyd | Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There are all kinds of pipes, gears, pumps, lights and strange machines Floyd | around you. They must be powering the ship. You wouldn't expect the Floyd | engine of a space ship to look like this, it's more steam- than Floyd | cyberpunk. A walkway continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | The escalator is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | You're now standing IN the engine. All kinds of stuff is happening Floyd | around you but you don't care. You can continue to the west or back off Floyd | to the east. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "fill flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >You must supply a second noun. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "extract outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x engine" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Strange place for a power outlet. It's just out of reach. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Strange place for a power outlet. It's just out of reach. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "hm. Can the lamp be plugged into the outlet?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put flashlight in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Good idea, but you can't reach the outlet with the nuclear-powered Floyd | flashlight. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put lamp in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Good idea, but you can't reach the outlet with the lava lamp. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You try to move, but your legs don't do anything. You try again, but Floyd | to no avail. Floyd | Floyd | Lucy: Research subject 848930, please return to the computer room as Floyd | fast as possible. Otherwise your battery may run out. A symptom of an Floyd | almost empty battery is the failure of some of your robot body parts. Floyd | If this happens, please destroy the universe as fast as possible, since Floyd | we do not have equipment to recharge you. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't move because your battery is almost dead. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't move because your battery is almost dead. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push cart w" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't move because your battery is almost dead. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Inside the Engine Floyd | You're now standing IN the engine. All kinds of stuff is happening Floyd | around you but you don't care. You can continue to the west or back off Floyd | to the east. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | inky says, "oh come on" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||||
Floyd | >You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | >But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a Floyd | small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates Floyd | because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use Floyd | this steam for something... Floyd | | inky says, "oh hmm" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Inside the Engine Floyd | You're now standing IN the engine. All kinds of stuff is happening Floyd | around you but you don't care. You can continue to the west or back off Floyd | to the east. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | inky says, "maybe this is on purpose, hunh" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't move because your battery is almost dead. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a mop Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "mop steam" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x detergent" | ||||
Floyd | >According to the box this cleaning supply is specifically designed to Floyd | remove all kinds of grease, slime, paint, bits of laxative and Floyd | adhesives. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x steam" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x pipes" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x pipe" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | inky says, "uh, ok, I dunno" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | >power outlet: That's fixed in place. Floyd | | stewie says, "I think we needed the cleaning cart" | |||
| DavidW says, "ah." | ||||
| stewie says, "we have to undo" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "recharge battery" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "Have we been saving or running amok?" | |||
| inky asks, "do you guys want to restore?" | ||||
| stewie says, "We'll go back quite far" | ||||
| inky says, "I think we saved a while back, like before we found the flashlight" | ||||
| Nitku says, "The author did say that there are no dead ends.. so I don't know." | ||||
| stewie says, "I saved it just after we opened the kitchen's yellow door" | ||||
| inky asks (of Nitku), "oh, they did?" | ||||
| inky says, "well, maybe we should try harder then" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "yell help" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >You can imagine that a lot of bored aliens have been staring at this Floyd | thing after a long day at work. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "break lamp" | ||||
Floyd | >Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes. Floyd | | Nitku | This game is pretty forgivable (you can die in a few cases but immedately undo and unwinnable situation probably don't exist) and tries to avoid 'guess the verb' situations in favor of item based puzzles. | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x steam" | ||||
Floyd | >Just a huge quantity of plain old H2O bursting out of a pipe with an Floyd | immense force. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a Floyd | small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates Floyd | because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use Floyd | this steam for something... | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "help" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "touch steam" | ||||
Floyd | >You feel nothing unexpected. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get steam" | ||||
Floyd | >That's fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "drink steam" | ||||
Floyd | >There's nothing suitable to drink here. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a Floyd | small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates Floyd | because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use Floyd | this steam for something... Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Can't we just put the screwdriver in the power outlet?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x steam" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | inky says, "we can't reach the outlet, last I checked" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put screwdriver in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Good idea, but you can't reach the outlet with the screwdriver. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put screwdriver in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Good idea, but you can't reach the outlet with the screwdriver. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | >As good-looking as ever. Floyd | | stewie asks, "what do we have that's really long?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a mop Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly the steam is no longer bursting out of the pipe, it leaves a Floyd | small pool of water on the floor in the engine that quickly evaporates Floyd | because of the high temperature here. If you only could somehow use Floyd | this steam for something... Floyd | | inky says, "we I think need to use the steam to recharge our power" | |||
| DavidW says (to inky), "But stewie thinks we might reach the outlet by getting on the cart." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put mop in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >You poke with the mop into the power outlet but nothing happens. Floyd | Probably because the mop is made of a material that does not conduct Floyd | electricity. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, steam starts bursting out of some pipes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put flashlight in steam" | ||||
Floyd | >That can't contain things. Floyd | | JJSonick asks, "can we put the mop on the pipes?" | |||
| Touchy says, "Well, it needs to be wet..." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put mop in steam" | ||||
Floyd | >You hold the mop in the steam, achieving nothing else than making the Floyd | mop soaking wet. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put mop in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >A huge voltage, traveling through the water on the mop, rages through Floyd | your robot body and immediately recharges your battery. That felt good. Floyd | | inky says, "yay!" | |||
| JJSonick exclaims, "hurrah!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "woo" | ||||
| stewie exclaims, "yay!" | ||||
| Touchy exclaims, "Go, inky!" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push cart w" | ||||
Floyd | >The cleaning cart cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "That was a clevel puzzle." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get cart" | ||||
Floyd | >That's fixed in place. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "er, clever" | |||
| stewie asks, "how do we move the cart?" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "tie lamp to mop" | ||||
Floyd | >You would achieve nothing by this. Floyd | | inky says, "I think we can't" | |||
| Touchy asks (of Jacq), "Are you making fun of asian people?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | Steam is bursting out of the engine. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Hold Floyd | Somehow you went up in the ship's hold (it seems pretty illogical to Floyd | you to be only able to acces the hold by going through the engine). Floyd | There are a few boxes here but it's not very full. You can go back to Floyd | the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a treasure chest (closed) here. Floyd | | inky says, "ha ha what" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x chest" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open chest" | ||||
Floyd | >The lock is broken, like somebody forced it open. Floyd | Floyd | >You open the chest, but the only things inside are a crowbar and a Floyd | message scratched in the bottom of the chest. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "read message" | ||||
Floyd | >The message says: Floyd | Floyd | I'm sorry, but you are too late. Quite an odd place for a treasure Floyd | chest, isn't it? Although I have seen stranger places, like underground Floyd | caves no man has ever been, interdimensional voids or on a bloody Floyd | cloud. Floyd | Floyd | -The world's greatest treasure hunter Floyd | | inky says, "this is wacko" | |||
| inky says, "I mean, "man, this game"" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >With this, you no longer have to be afraid of headcrabs. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >You already have that. Floyd | | Nitku says, "ha ha" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a bit rusty. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | Steam is bursting out of the engine. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put flashlight on mop" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the wet mop would achieve nothing. Floyd | | DavidW says, ">put crowbar in outlet" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put crowbar in outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Good idea, but you can't reach the outlet with the crowbar. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "move cart" | ||||
Floyd | >You're not the janitor. Floyd | | Touchy says, "I don't think it's a nucular outlet so it won't do the flashlight any good.." | |||
| DavidW asks, "Is the cart pushable from place to place?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push cart west" | ||||
Floyd | >The cleaning cart cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | | stewie says, "I tried doesn't work" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "pull cart" | ||||
Floyd | >It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "stand on cart" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | | DavidW says, "ah. darn" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | DavidW asks, "What about the chest? Can that be pushed or stood on?" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "use detergent on dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >You see no point in cleaning the dish. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | Steam is bursting out of the engine. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Hold Floyd | You can see a treasure chest here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push chest e" | inky says, "well, I don't think the outlet is going to to work for the flashlight" | |||
Floyd | >The treasure chest cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | | inky says, "since it doesn't seem to be radioactive" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get chest" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | Steam is bursting out of the engine. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "drop chest" | ||||
Floyd | >Dropped. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "stand on chest" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use flashlight on outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Good idea, but you can't reach the outlet with the nuclear-powered Floyd | flashlight. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "climb chest" | ||||
Floyd | >I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "Did moving the chest reveal a trapdoor?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Hold Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open trapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Hold Floyd | Somehow you went up in the ship's hold (it seems pretty illogical to Floyd | you to be only able to acces the hold by going through the engine). Floyd | There are a few boxes here but it's not very full. You can go back to Floyd | the east. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boxes" | ||||
Floyd | >They are empty. You should just ignore them. Floyd | | DavidW says, "hm" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push boxes e" | ||||
Floyd | >The boxes cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | Steam is bursting out of the engine. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a treasure chest here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "move chest under outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "stand on chest" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close chest" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the treasure chest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "stand on chest" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | | DavidW says, "If we can't stand on the chest, it's useless as a stepladder." | |||
| stewie asks, "is there a ladder somewhere?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >It doesn't work. The flashlight is probably out of nuclear energy. Floyd | | DavidW says, "I haven't seen a ladder yet." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get chest" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | Touchy exclaims, "It's not a nuclear fucking power outlet!" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "throw chest at outlet" | ||||
Floyd | >Futile. Floyd | | stewie says, "well it's still a power outlet." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open portal" | ||||
Floyd | >Even your robot body can't provide you with enough strenght to open Floyd | this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x portal" | ||||
Floyd | >You have no idea what's behind this, but you do know that you will Floyd | never be able to open this yourself. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "use crowbar on portal" | ||||
Floyd | >Nice try, but the doors here are crowbar-proof. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use chest on portal" | DavidW says (to Touchy), "The unit inside the flashlight is nuclear, but there is the suggestion that it converts other types of radiation for recharging it." | |||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | DavidW says, "Although we've yet to prove it." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push save" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||||
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | | Touchy says (to DavidW), "Ok, then I apologize. I'm a bit agitated." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x engine" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | stewie says, "I think we need to find a way to open the blue doors." | |||
| DavidW says, "I suspect the blue keycard is on the other side of the electrified floor." | ||||
| inky says, "hum" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | Touchy says, "Can we go back to the offices? Maybe we can pull a staple from the paperwork and then shoot it at the fuses or whatever.." | |||
| inky says, "well, ok, we can try again to open the fusebox" | ||||
| stewie says, "I might have an idea" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 2f" | ||||
Floyd | >Computerized voice that is not from Lucy: "Going to the second floor Floyd | is currently prohibited because of paragraph 32.7 in the safety Floyd | instructions manual considering laxative leekage." Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 1f" | ||||
Floyd | >(the escalator door) Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the 3F button, the 1F button, the 2F button or the Floyd | B1F button? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "1f" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator moves to the first floor. Floyd | Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is glowing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is very hot. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is hot. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Touchy is very sceptical. | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The southwestern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is warm. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F passage Floyd | A lethal high voltage is running through the floor to the north. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "throw mop at floor" | ||||
Floyd | >Futile. Floyd | | inky says, "hmm" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put mop on floor" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the electrified floor would achieve nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "turn off floor" | inky says, "I wonder if it would help to put the red wine on the floor" | |||
Floyd | >That's not something you can switch. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Yeah, that's what I just thought. Too late." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get wine" | DavidW says, "We either need to turn the floor off or wear rubber boots, I think." | |||
Floyd | >That's fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x wine" | ||||
Floyd | >What a waste... Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put mop in wine" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Did we gain anything by breaking the bottle?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Or put something nonconductive on the floor and walk across that." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Touchy), "The cork." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use mop on wine" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | Touchy asks (of Jacq), "You mean like build a road of dirty dishes?" | |||
| Touchy asks (of DavidW), "What did we use the cork for?" | ||||
| stewie says, "I tried that earlier didn't walk. Anyway the dishes are metal" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "well, I suppose, in theory, we could put the dirty dishes like stepping stones on the floor." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "I would normally say that's an insane idea, but I don't count anything out in this game." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x dish" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a porcelain dish with traces of laxative on it. Floyd | | DavidW says, "oh, metal dishes? Darn." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Stewie), "Oh, are they metal? Darn." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Porcelain isn't metal." | ||||
| stewie says, "it's porselin" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Indeed." | ||||
| stewie says, "however you spell it" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "That's not a metal." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "It's a type of china." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F passage Floyd | A lethal high voltage is running through the floor to the north. Floyd | | inky says, "but I'm pretty sure we tried the dishes on the floor already" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put dish on floor" | Jacqueline says, "Oh." | |||
Floyd | >Putting things on the electrified floor would achieve nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "drop dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >Dropped. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | Floyd | >You set two steps and... err... zap. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | DavidW says, "As far as the cork goes, we've not used it for anything yet." | |||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > 2F passage Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >2F passage Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Touchy says, "So should we restore and get our wine back which we so needlessly destroyed? Then again there are supposedly no dead-ends." | |||
| stewie asks, "what if we use the electricity to power the flashlight?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use flashlight on floor" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | inky says, "yeah, I assume if there are no dead ends we could get the wine back if we needed it" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put flashlight on floor" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the electrified floor would achieve nothing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "drop flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >Dropped. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >2F passage Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Can we use anything to hold the crowbar and whack the fusebox with it?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >2F passage Floyd | The passage continues to a room to the north. To the south is a Floyd | junction. Floyd | Floyd | A lethal high voltage is running through the floor to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a dirty dish here. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Or maybe it's a rubber crowbar..." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look north" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >It's a bit rusty. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "Rusty rubber?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use flashlight on socket" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | Touchy chuckles. | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Darkness Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | stewie says, "Maybe if we leave darkness from another direction" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "Was the TV plugged into anything?" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | DavidW asks, "Or the vending machine, etc?" | |||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in icebox" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | DavidW says, "(Why should we want grog, btw?)" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put keycard in coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "close coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The northeastern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "sit on sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >You get onto the blue sofa. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >There is nothing on the blue sofa. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change channel to 3" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 3. Floyd | Floyd | It's the galactic news. It seems that the conflict between Breiwnquaria Floyd | and Erwp has gotten worse, the cheese prices have risen and Venus will Floyd | have some meteor storms next sunday. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change channell to 2" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change channel to 5" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 5. Floyd | Floyd | It's the national broadcaster of Luxembourg. They probably wanted to Floyd | expand their audience. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open window" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "break window" | ||||
Floyd | >Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "change channel to 0" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 0. Floyd | Floyd | It shows some ants playing football on a snowy field. Oh wait, it's Floyd | just television noise. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change channel to 2" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 2. Floyd | Floyd | It's some kind of alien cooking show: Floyd | Floyd | "Hello ladies, gentleman and creatures without or with two genders. Floyd | Welcome to cooking on Bgryurgti?rk, where we somehow speak English. Floyd | Today we are going to bake a cake. The required ingredients for Floyd | this..." Floyd | Floyd | You're currently not planning to make a cake, so you lose interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "change channel to 1" | ||||
Floyd | >You change the channel to number 1. Floyd | Floyd | It's the universe championship of tentacle wrestling. Which is the same Floyd | as arm wrestling, but with tentacles. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind tv" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tv" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | >You get off the blue sofa. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under sofa" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look under sofa" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stars" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x symbol" | ||||
Floyd | >It is a yellow star with the text "S.S. Blearch" on it. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Passage Floyd | You can see a map of the galaxy here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look behind map" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | | DavidW says, "oh. Is that all it is." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | stewie asks, "what if we put the mop on the fuse box?" | |||
| DavidW says, "You die, I assume." | ||||
| stewie asks, "if we throw it?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "You miss, I assume" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >"PING!" After a short while, the door opens. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push 3f" | ||||
Floyd | >Terrible music starts playing while the elevator slowly ascends to the Floyd | third floor. You are very relieved when the door opens. Floyd | Floyd | 3F Junction Floyd | Another junction. There is a red door to the north (Office), a yellow Floyd | door to the east and a blue door to the west. To the south is the Floyd | escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Office Floyd | The only interesting thing here is a desk with a typewriter and all Floyd | kinds of paperwork on it. Floyd | Floyd | There is a fuse box on the wall. Floyd | | Nitku says, "Short-circuiting the fusebox might turn off the electric floor." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "throw mop at box" | ||||
Floyd | >Futile. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use flashlight on box" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x box" | ||||
Floyd | >There is a warning sticker showing a lightning bolt on it. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x sticker" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "hm, yeah" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use mop on box" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | DavidW asks, "hm. We've not gone east of 1F Junction?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | fifty dirty dishes Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "touch box with mop" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to touch the fuse box. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open box with crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >You touch the fuse box and immediately get an electric shock that Floyd | fries your brains. Damn faulty wiring. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | stewie says, "that's the blue door" | |||
| DavidW says, "I thought I saw a yellow door" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "hit box with mop" | ||||
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to hit the fuse box. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "hit box" | ||||
Floyd | >You touch the fuse box and immediately get an electric shock that Floyd | fries your brains. Damn faulty wiring. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have been electrocuted. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is of little consequence, however. Since you can just UNDO your Floyd | last stupid action. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? | DavidW says, "sorry, I guess that was 3F" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | > Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put mop in box" | ||||
Floyd | >That can't contain things. Floyd | | stewie says, "I thought you needed electricity too recharge your batteries." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put mop on box" | ||||
Floyd | >Putting things on the fuse box would achieve nothing. Floyd | | inky says (to stewie), "ha ha, good point" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "put mop in box" | ||||
Floyd | >That can't contain things. Floyd | | inky says, "I guess I dunno why the mop in the socket was ok when the floor and the fuse box aren't" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Still, we haven't gone through that yellow door on 3F yet, have we?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 3F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the red door, the escalator door or the blue door? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "red door" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already open. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the red door, the escalator door or the blue door? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the red door, the escalator door or the blue door? Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "blue" | ||||
Floyd | >You'll need a blue keycard for this. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Office Floyd | The only interesting thing here is a desk with a typewriter and all Floyd | kinds of paperwork on it. Floyd | Floyd | There is a fuse box on the wall. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Office Floyd | This room seems to be some kind of office. You have no idea what kind Floyd | of work they do here though. Floyd | Floyd | The exit is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The only interesting thing here is a desk with a typewriter and all Floyd | kinds of paperwork on it. Floyd | Floyd | There is a fuse box on the wall. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use card on box" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Office Floyd | This room seems to be some kind of office. You have no idea what kind Floyd | of work they do here though. Floyd | Floyd | The exit is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The only interesting thing here is a desk with a typewriter and all Floyd | kinds of paperwork on it. Floyd | Floyd | There is a fuse box on the wall. Floyd | | DavidW says, "oh damn. Moved again." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "x typewriter" | ||||
Floyd | >After buying one supercomputer their budget probably didn't allow PC's Floyd | for the regular employer. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on typewriter" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get typewriter" | ||||
Floyd | >That's hardly portable. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get typewriter" | ||||
Floyd | >That's hardly portable. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "break typewriter" | ||||
Floyd | >Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look under desk" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "type" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open desk" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can open. Floyd | | ||||
| Gerynar has disconnected. | ||||
| Gerynar dons a beanie, spins the propeller and flies off to his apartment. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look under typewriter" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 3F Junction Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | stewie says, "I wonder if there's a walkthrough for this game somewhere" | |||
| Nitku says (to stewie), "Look, we don't do walkthroughs in ClubFloyd" | ||||
| Touchy says (to stewie), "Careful. You're going to make DavidW mad again." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Touchy), "I'll just leave again. You guys can continue with the walkthrough if you decide on that." | ||||
| stewie says, "hey there is" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Well, we won't anyway." | ||||
| Touchy says (to stewie), "If you're looking at it you cannot play anymore. I hope you understand." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to stewie), "Don't." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Don't look at it, or if you do, you need to quit playing or discussing it with us." | ||||
| stewie says, "apparently the answer to the food quqestion was blueberry pie" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Stewie), "I don't mean to be harsh, but this is important that you understand this." | ||||
| DavidW asks (of stewie), "It wasn't. Weren't you playing?" | ||||
| Nitku says, "I'm votin' for toadin' if he doesn't know how to play nice." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "That thought did cross my mind." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Not toading, per se, but banning him from playing." | ||||
| Touchy says (to Nitku), "I don't know what that is but I agree with you because it rhymes." | ||||
| Nitku asks (of stewie), "Are you reading/understanding what we're saying to you?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Stewie), "Do you understand how what you're doing is angering everyone and needs to stop? Please acknowledge that you understand what we're saying." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "And make a vow to stop." | ||||
| stewie says, "ok found solution" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >3F Junction Floyd | Another junction. There is a red door to the north (Office), a yellow Floyd | door to the east and a blue door to the west. To the south is the Floyd | escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "s" | Fang says, "STOP" | |||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | ||||
| DavidW disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | ||||
| stewie goes home. | Jacqueline asks (of inky), "Got any ideas?" | |||
| * DavidW has left the channel. | ||||
| stewie asks, "who made me quit?" | ||||
| stewie arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | inky says, "I did, sorry" | |||
| inky says, "people were just explaining that we have a no-walkthrough policy on clubfloyd" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Stewie, stop a moment and listen." | |||
| Nitku asks (of stewie), "Hello? Why aren't you replying when people are talking to you?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "At the very beginning today, Stewie, I laid out the rules:" | ||||
| Jacqueline | Jacqueline says, "Okay, I guess we should get started. Remember to discuss the game on this channel, to type commands to Floyd publically (i.e. don't whisper to him), to use #cfspoilers to discuss anything spoilery, and to have fun." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks (of Stewie), "Hello?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I understand that you might not hear what we're saying when you're in another window." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So let me know you're listening." | ||||
| stewie says, "by the way we're only half way through the game I think" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Stewie, stop. Stay in this window, and let me know you're listening to what I'm about to say." | ||||
| stewie says, "I'm here" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, please listen. Don't change windows and let me explain." | ||||
| crumple is lost. | Jacqueline says, "We do not use walkthroughs. We do not spoil the game for others." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "You are angering everyone else you're playing with." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "If you read the walkthrough, quit playing for the day and don't discuss it with us." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "We want to figure it out on our own." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Do you understand?" | ||||
| stewie says, "yeah" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Otherwise people are asking that we not let you play anymore." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "And I would hate to have to ban you." | ||||
| stewie presses the large red button on the FREE DONUTS machine. Within seconds, the room is flooded with a thousand tiny, happy donuts, running about your feet in an exuberant dance of freedom. They then disappear as quickly as they had arrived. | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "1f" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "We're not trying to be mean, we just want everyone to have a good experience." | |||
| stewie says, "ok" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >Which do you mean, the 3F button, the 1F button, the 2F button or the Floyd | B1F button? Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "So, if you read the walkthrough and are about to use it to enter commands, I want you to just sit out the rest of the day." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "1f" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator moves to the first floor. Floyd | Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Did you read the walkthrough? I think you did." | |||
| stewie says, "no" | ||||
| stewie says, "only the flashlight solution" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "How do you know we're only half-way through?" | ||||
| stewie says, "I won't say anything" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay. If you do, there's a chance you'll be booted again." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, not a chance. You will be." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Okay, let's go from here and leave that behind us." | |||
| Touchy asks, "And can you drive please Jacq?" | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "Well, I would, except that I honestly haven't been 100% engaged. Inky might be a better driver." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I've been processing some photos in another window and watching you guys work." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "look through window" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | Touchy tries to focus again. | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x window" | ||||
Floyd | >Amazing! You can see your house from here. Well, not really. But if Floyd | the eyes of your robot body would have a build-in equivalent of 200 Floyd | Hubble telescopes... you probably still wouldn't be able to see your Floyd | house. And because the fact that you still have amnesia (don't tell me Floyd | you already forgot that cliched but very important plot point) you Floyd | don't even know where on earth your home is. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a dirty dish and an air vent here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to stewie), "Please, let inky enter the commands for now." | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get dish" | ||||
Floyd | >(the dirty dish) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | | stewie says, "ok" | |||
| Touchy says (to stewie), "When somebody "drives" it means he is the only person playing." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Thanks, stewie." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already open. Floyd | | inky says, "hmm" | |||
| Touchy says, "It helps to avoid confusion and chaotic actions." | ||||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "get cabinet" | ||||
Floyd | >That's hardly portable. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "We can tell inky what we'd like him to do, but we're going to let just one person enter commands to slow things down a bit and keep things clearer." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x detergent" | ||||
Floyd | >According to the box this cleaning supply is specifically designed to Floyd | remove all kinds of grease, slime, paint, bits of laxative and Floyd | adhesives. Floyd | | stewie asks, "what about the cabinet?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x cabinet" | ||||
Floyd | >There is a sticker on it with the symbol of radioactivity. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x sticker" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | inky says, "oho" | |||
| inky asks, "so why didn't the flashlight work before?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >That's already open. Floyd | | stewie says, "it wasn't in the cabinet." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put flashlight in it" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the nuclear-powered flashlight into the microwave. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "hrm" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close it" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not something you can close. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | >You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >According to the label it is incompatible with regular AA batteries, Floyd | but it has got a build-in nuclear reactor that can somehow extract Floyd | energy from everything emitting radioactive radiation. Floyd | Floyd | The nuclear-powered flashlight is currently switched off. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get it" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | >It doesn't work. The flashlight is probably out of nuclear energy. Floyd | | stewie asks, "shouldn't we open cabinet?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open cabinet" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the cabinet, revealing salt, pepper, a ketchup bottle, a Floyd | rotten cheese and Polonium-210. Floyd | | inky says, "whoah!" | |||
| Touchy says, "Bwahahah" | ||||
| inky says, "ok, I thought the microwave was in the cabinet" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get all from cabinet" | Touchy slams his head against his desk. | |||
Floyd | >salt: Taken. Floyd | pepper: Taken. Floyd | ketchup bottle: Taken. Floyd | rotten cheese: No way! This smells terrible. You're not going to carry Floyd | this around. Floyd | Polonium-210: Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x cheese" | Jacqueline asks, "Polonium-210, eh?" | |||
| stewie says, "no it's on the cabinet" | ||||
Floyd | >Your smelling sensors indicate that this is a perfect enviroment for Floyd | all sorts of smell-generating bacteria. Floyd | | Nitku asks (of stewie), "Wasn't this the solution you just read from the walkthrough?" | |||
| inky says, "tsk" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Except... yeah" | ||||
| stewie asks, "what's palonium?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put polonium in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put Polonium-210 into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x polonium" | ||||
Floyd | >It seems that your brains are fully protected against radioactive Floyd | radiation. Otherwise you would be dead by now. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "I just scrolled back and saw that that's the bit you read in the walkthrough." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Please please please DO NOT DO THAT" | ||||
| stewie says, "I didn't tell how to do I just suggested the cabinet." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I will admit that sometimes we all agree that we're stuck and all agree to seek a hint, but it's rare and it's done as a group." | ||||
| Nitku says, "Suggestions and hints and nudges to right direction are considered spoiling, which is not allowed." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get polonium" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put it in flashlight" | stewie says, "I've been frozen or something" | |||
| stewie goes home. | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | >This should work. Floyd | | stewie says, "I got frozen or something" | |||
| stewie arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | inky says, "the mud just lagged" | |||
| Touchy says, "There is quite a bit of lag right now." | ||||
| stewie says, "but everyone else could talk and stuff" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >"PING!" After a short while, the door opens. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | inky asks, "where is the dark room? on 2f?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x keypad" | ||||
Floyd | >There are buttons for B1F, 1F, 2F and 3F. Floyd | | stewie says, "I think it's 2" | |||
| stewie says, "2f" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push 2f" | ||||
Floyd | >Computerized voice that is not from Lucy: "Going to the second floor Floyd | is currently prohibited because of paragraph 32.7 in the safety Floyd | instructions manual considering laxative leekage." Floyd | | inky says, "whoops" | |||
| stewie says, "I guess we have to use the vent" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push 1f" | ||||
Floyd | >(the escalator door) Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | >But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't get it open with your hands. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push 1f button" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator moves to the first floor. Floyd | Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | You are in a hexagonal room. There are three doors here to the north Floyd | (computer room), west (recreation center) and east. There is an Floyd | escalator to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an air vent here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "clean laxative" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "clean kitchen" | ||||
Floyd | >You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wash dishes with detergent" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x detergent" | Nitku asks, "Where's the smell coming from?" | |||
Floyd | >According to the box this cleaning supply is specifically designed to Floyd | remove all kinds of grease, slime, paint, bits of laxative and Floyd | adhesives. Floyd | | stewie asks, "have we lit the flashlight yet?" | |||
| inky says, "I'm not sure" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||||
Floyd | >The flashlight emits a green-coloured beam. This doesn't look Floyd | particulary healthy, but it's better than nothing | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an air vent here. Floyd | | Touchy says (to Nitku), "I guess it's more like a general joke reusing the food we entered." | |||
| inky says, "I thought we could clean it with the detergent, but maybe not" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "clean dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wash dishes" | ||||
Floyd | >No water is coming from the garden hose. Instead, you here a strange Floyd | sound somewhere below the floor | inky says, "I wonder if we can actually get the water going" | |||
| stewie asks, "shouldn't we go to the dark room now?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put red card in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close microwave. turn it on. open it" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is glowing. Floyd | Floyd | You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is very hot. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get red card" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is hot. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The southwestern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is warm. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie goes home. | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x vending machine" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look behind vending machine" | ||||
Floyd | >Unfortunately, all grog is sold out. It's still full of prune juice Floyd | though. Too bad you are all out of quarters. Floyd | Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look under vending machine" | ||||
Floyd | >You find nothing of interest. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get grog" | ||||
Floyd | >It's frozen to the bottom of the box. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | stewie says, "my mud client just crashed" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Mysterious Room Floyd | Thanks to the flashlight, you see that this room is pretty boring and Floyd | empty. You have no idea where they use it for. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A grue is sleeping in the corner of the room. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a crate (closed) here. Floyd | | ||||
| stewie arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | inky says, "hey hey" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x grue" | ||||
Floyd | >As you approach the grue, it suddenly opens its eyes. But after Floyd | looking in your flashlight, it runs away in fear. You make sure that, Floyd | next time you play Zork, you will take heavy radioactive materials with Floyd | you in the dark. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Mysterious." | |||
| Touchy asks, "Do we have anything else we could feed the vending machine?" | ||||
| inky says, "uh, ok" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x crate" | ||||
Floyd | >It's glued, stapled, taped, screwed and nailed shut. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open crate with crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >You try, but the lid is secured too tightly. If it was only nailed Floyd | shut you might have pulled it off... Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "remove staples with staple remover" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open crate with staple remover" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x remover" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x stapler" | ||||
Floyd | >It's one of those special newer models with 500 staple capacty, an Floyd | autofire option that can staple 20 pieces of paper per second, MP3 Floyd | player, the abilty to staple something at distances up to 500 metres Floyd | and it supports incendary staples. Floyd | Unfortunately it's empty, so you can't use any of its cool functions Floyd | except the build-in staple remover. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open crate with stapler" | ||||
Floyd | >That doesn't seem to be something you can unlock. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use stapler on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >Using the stapler's built-in staple remover, you... well... remove the Floyd | staples. Floyd | | Touchy says (to inky), "It's screwed.." | |||
| stewie asks, "what about use stapler on crate?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You remove the screws from the crate but then drop them on the floor Floyd | and can't find them back. You hope you wouldn't have needed them later Floyd | in the game. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use crowbar on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You try, but the lid is secured too tightly. If it was only nailed Floyd | shut you might have pulled it off... Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x crate" | ||||
Floyd | >It's glued, taped, and nailed shut. Floyd | | inky says, "glue, tape, and nails" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a ketchup bottle Floyd | pepper Floyd | salt Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight (providing light) Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x ketchup" | ||||
Floyd | >Damn! It's empty. Not that you would be able to eat it as a robot, but Floyd | if you would get in a situation where you'd have to fake your own dead Floyd | kethcup would make that much easier. Floyd | | inky says, "it doesn't seem like we have anything to deal with glue or tape" | |||
| Touchy says (to inky), "adhesive..." | ||||
| stewie says, "yeah we do" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee fake ketchup blood" | ||||
| inky asks, "oh, we do?" | ||||
| stewie says, "detergent" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x detergent" | ||||
Floyd | >According to the box this cleaning supply is specifically designed to Floyd | remove all kinds of grease, slime, paint, bits of laxative and Floyd | adhesives. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use detergent on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You pour some of the detergent on the crate and all the glue on the Floyd | lid turns into bad smelling smoke and floats away. Floyd | | inky says, "sure enough" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use detergent on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You pour some of the detergent on the crate and all the glue on the Floyd | lid turns into bad smelling smoke and floats away. Floyd | | inky says, "hrm" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Hm, yeah, that's right." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I was so fixated on laxatives I forgot about the adhesives." | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a ketchup bottle Floyd | pepper Floyd | salt Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight (providing light) Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | Touchy says, "hehe" | |||
| Touchy says, "Try the crowbar again..tape is just glued" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use crowbar on chest" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't use these things together. Floyd | | Touchy says, "Though I assume the game doesn't see it that way.." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use crowbar on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You try, but the lid is secured too tightly. If it was only nailed Floyd | shut you might have pulled it off... Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x tape" | ||||
Floyd | >Actually, it doesn't look very strong. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "break tape" | ||||
Floyd | >Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "rip tape" | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "But what about the headcrabs?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "pull hit tape" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "hit tape" | ||||
Floyd | >Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "bite tape" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | Nitku asks, "Can't we just open the crate now?" | |||
| Touchy says, "Ok, so a stapleremover or a screwdriver should help for the tape" | ||||
| inky says, "no, apparently not" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use screwdriver on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You remove the screws from the crate but then drop them on the floor Floyd | and can't find them back. You hope you wouldn't have needed them later Floyd | in the game. Floyd | | Touchy says, "but then again I thought the detergent shouldh ave helped" | |||
| stewie asks, "what about the stapler?" | ||||
| inky says, "yeah, I think we need one more item" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use stapler on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >Using the stapler's built-in staple remover, you... well... remove the Floyd | staples. Floyd | | inky says, "it seems like we need scissors or a razor or something" | |||
| stewie says (to Floyd), "use crowbar on crate" | ||||
Floyd | >You try, but the lid is secured too tightly. If it was only nailed Floyd | shut you might have pulled it off... Floyd | | Touchy asks, "Where there any shards from the winebottle?" | |||
| inky says, "I don't think so, but maybe" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Mysterious Room Floyd | Thanks to the flashlight, you see that this room is pretty boring and Floyd | empty. You have no idea where they use it for. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a crate (closed) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "move crate" | ||||
Floyd | >Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get crate" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | | stewie asks, "what does the crate have securing it now?" | |||
| inky says (to stewie), "nails and tape" | ||||
| Touchy asks (of inky), "What is that picking up crates and not looking under them?" | ||||
| inky says, "the crowbar is for the nails" | ||||
| inky asks, "I dunno, if you can pick up something, do you need to look under it?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | stewie asks, "can't we just pick up the tape?" | |||
| Touchy says, "I don't know. I have IF paranoia." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get tape" | ||||
Floyd | >You simply pull the tape off the crate. Nasty, there is alien tentacle Floyd | hair stuck on it. Floyd | | inky says, "arr" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "drop crate" | ||||
Floyd | >Dropped. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Pick up the Tape and Die" | |||
| inky says, "not that pull tape worked" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open crate with crowbar" | ||||
Floyd | >With the crowbar, opening the nailed shut crate is no problem. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look in crate" | ||||
Floyd | >In the crate is a pair of rubber boots. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get boots" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | inky says, "the famous rubber boots" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "David was right!" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You walk and suddenly feel a sudden sensation of pain. The reason of Floyd | this might be that there is a closed door in your path and you just Floyd | blindly walked against it. You should remember that, the next time you Floyd | go through a door, you should open it first. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put card in coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the coolbox. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | >Time passes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open coolbox" | ||||
Floyd | >The red keycard is frozen solid. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get card" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is frozen. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The northeastern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is icy. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | You can see an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is cold. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | >"PING!" After a short while, the door opens. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Escalator Floyd | You can see a keypad here. Floyd | Floyd | The door closes. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push b1f" | ||||
Floyd | >The escalator descends to the bottom of the sip. Floyd | Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There are all kinds of pipes, gears, pumps, lights and strange machines Floyd | around you. They must be powering the ship. You wouldn't expect the Floyd | engine of a space ship to look like this, it's more steam- than Floyd | cyberpunk. A walkway continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | The escalator is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Inside the Engine Floyd | Steam is bursting out of the engine. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason, there is a power outlet on the ceiling. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Engine Room Floyd | There is a huge portal to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a button next to the escalator door. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a cleaning cart here. Floyd | | inky asks, "oops, where's the floor again?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | stewie asks, "isn't the electric floor in f2?" | |||
| inky says, "well, it's not here!" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Engine Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Inside the Engine Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Inside the Engine Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Engine Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Escalator Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >1F Junction Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >1F Junction Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | stewie says, "it's in f2" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >Recreation Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | >[You cannot "undo" any further.] Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You crawl through the air duct. Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | This has to be the kitchen. It seems they had to cut the budget, the Floyd | only kitchen equipment here is a cabinet with a microwave on it. And Floyd | there is a sink with a garden hose for washing the dishes. Floyd | Floyd | There is a yellow door to the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | It smells like laxative here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an air vent here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put yellow in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put red in microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You put the red keycard into the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "push button. open microwave. get red" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close microwave. turn it on. open microwave. get red" | ||||
Floyd | >You close the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is glowing. Floyd | Floyd | You open the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is very hot. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is hot. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | >It works! The southwestern door detects the red card and slides open. Floyd | Floyd | The red keycard is warm. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't go that way. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a crate (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | 2F passage Floyd | A lethal high voltage is running through the floor to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a dirty dish here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "wear boots" | ||||
Floyd | >Not very comfortable and they squeek a bit. But at least you are now Floyd | clothed. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | Dead End Floyd | After walking through many long hallways you encounter a wall blocking Floyd | your path. You can return to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There is a wallet lying on the floor here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get wallet" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x wallet" | ||||
Floyd | >It must have been from one of the aliens. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look in wallet" | ||||
Floyd | >You can't see inside, since the wallet is closed. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open wallet" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the wallet, revealing a yellow keycard. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "yellow keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get yellow keycard" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | inky says, "oh come on, that is a lame reward" | |||
| Touchy says (to inky), "just heat it up again..." | ||||
| inky says, "unless we can turn it into a blue one" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | You turn around and see a robot that looks like the alien you saw Floyd | earlier (with power chords instead of tentacles) that blocks your path. Floyd | Floyd | Robot: Hello sir, I'm the guard robot, also know as the train conductor Floyd | robot in American English. Can I have your ticket please? | stewie asks, "we did all that for a yellow card we don't even need?" | |||
| inky says, "hmmm" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "give yellow card to robot" | ||||
Floyd | >You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x robot" | ||||
Floyd | >It's an alien-like robot carrying a railway cap. It doesn't look that Floyd | dangerous, actually. Floyd | Floyd | Guard robot: Sir, your ticket please. If you don't show it right now Floyd | I'm afraid I have no choice but to exterminate you. But please do not Floyd | just show a random item in your inventory. I'm not a big fan of such Floyd | games and it might result in me extreminating you. | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | >You are carrying: Floyd | a yellow keycard Floyd | a wallet (open but empty) Floyd | a red keycard Floyd | a pair of rubber boots (being worn) Floyd | an used piece of tape Floyd | a ketchup bottle Floyd | pepper Floyd | salt Floyd | a nuclear-powered flashlight (providing light) Floyd | fifty-one dirty dishes Floyd | a treasure chest (closed) Floyd | a crowbar Floyd | a wet mop Floyd | a lava lamp Floyd | a detergent Floyd | a stapler Floyd | a cork Floyd | a remote control Floyd | a pan Floyd | a screwdriver Floyd | | maga asks, "it has bad 80s music instead of tentacles? how does that work?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "show tape to robot" | ||||
Floyd | >Guard robot: I'm sorry, sir. But this used piece of tape you are Floyd | showing me does not happen to be a train ticket. Now I come to think of Floyd | it, we are not on a train at the moment. This means that my existence Floyd | is useless. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Activate self-destruction Floyd | meganism! Floyd | Floyd | The guard robot explodes spectaculary... That was weird. Floyd | | Touchy says, "hahah is going to extreminate us" | |||
| inky says, "man, this game" | ||||
| Touchy is cracking up | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | >Dead End Floyd | After walking through many long hallways you encounter a wall blocking Floyd | your path. You can return to the south. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | 2F passage Floyd | A lethal high voltage is running through the floor to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a dirty dish here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a crate (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | Mysterious Room Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | 2F Junction Floyd | Next to the escalator door, there is an empty socket. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a crate (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | Canteen Floyd | There is a puddle of red wine on the floor Floyd | Floyd | There is a coolbox behind the counter. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a vending machine here. Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "man" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open yellow door" | ||||
Floyd | >You unlock the yellow door. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | You can see an air vent here. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you, the door closes automatically. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put yellow card in microwave. close microwave. turn it on." | ||||
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put yellow in microwave. close microwave. turn it on." | ||||
Floyd | >You put the yellow keycard into the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | You close the microwave. Floyd | Floyd | You switch on the microwave, and directly you see all kinds of strange Floyd | flashes and some lasers frying its contents. Yes, lasers. This Floyd | microwave uses lasers instead of microwaves. Actually, then you should Floyd | call it a... err... laser. But that's pretty confusing, so you'll just Floyd | keep it on microwave. Floyd | Floyd | PING! While you were thinking how to call a microwave that uses lasers, Floyd | it was already finished. You wish you had a laser microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open microwave" | ||||
Floyd | >You open the microwave. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get yellow" | ||||
Floyd | >Taken. Floyd | | inky says, "hrm, not sure this is the right thing" | |||
| Touchy says, "It's not hot..." | ||||
| inky says, "since it's not telling us -- yeah" | ||||
| Touchy says, "yeah..." | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | >You climb all the way back. Floyd | Floyd | Recreation Center Floyd | This has to be room where the aliens come to relax. Calm elevator music Floyd | comes from an invisible speaker. The exit is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | There is a blue sofa in front of a television here. Next to it is a Floyd | small table. Floyd | Floyd | A small window gives a glance at the stars. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an air duct (empty) here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | >*squeek* *squeek* Floyd | Floyd | 1F Junction Floyd | A star-shaped symbol is drawn above the escalator. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an escalator button here. Floyd | | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open blue door" | ||||