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| Playtime! | ||||
| Toyshop and Floyditorium | ||||
| Bulging toychests make this a child's (or child-at-heart's) dream. Play all day, play all night. A small booth has been erected and is staffed by a friendly robot. The sign over it says, "INFOKOM GAMEZ 5 cents". A small notice on the door reads, "PLEASE RETURN TOYS TO THIS ROOM WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM." | ||||
| You can see: green button, banana machine, faucets, toy catalogue, a crystal ball, cuddly walrus, clicker, cloak, tic-tac-toe, thermometer, yellow button, waldo whisper object, checkers board, Werewolf rules, bunny burger, grape, specimen jar, signaling device, Mike Tyson, IF Programmer Barbie, IF FLOYD'S DOWN, TELL JOTA -- OR ELSE HE WON'T KNOW, Gak, Autohugger, Photocopier, basketball, midterm monster, frobozz magic dispenser, fun shiny toy, madlibs, orange, soda reading 'Don't drink me!', jukebox, Gene Ray, FREE DONUTS machine, long-stemmed red rose, dfan's quest, miniature ifMUD, Pun Police Whistle, orange door, monkey guru, cork nut, cork nut, cork nut, cork nut, jellybean, mind chess, the 'foobar' cube, apple, a zorkmid, storyharp, ClubFloyd Suggestions | ||||
| Players: Waldo, Floyd | ||||
| Visible Exits: northeast (to the Lounge) | ||||
| inky arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||||
| Tale arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | Jacqueline says, "Ten minutes yet." | |||
| inky says, "I CAN'T WAIT" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee. Well, you'll have to, because I'm making coffee, darn it." | ||||
| Jacqueline arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||||
| DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Tale says, "Year, tea'd be a nice idea." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "You have a few minutes, and we're playing yours first, anyway. Go get some tea." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I figure we'll play them in the order they were finished." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So that's Tale, trikiw, me, then maga." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "If we make it through them all - depends on how long they are." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Mine is fairly short." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, I think it'll be fairly short." | ||||
| Tale says, "I think mine might actually take a while." | ||||
| Tale says, "Then again, DavidW is here, so maybe not." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "huh. Should we not play it first, or... what do you think?" | ||||
| Ellison says, "unfortunately, I stayed up way too late last night and am too tired to help play anything" | ||||
| Tale says, "I don't know." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Tale), "thanks for the compliment, but I don't always solve things quickly. It just seems that way sometimes." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, hopefully with us tag-teaming it, we'll do fine." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I get just as stumped as anyone." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Let's just stick to the original plan of playing them in the order turned in. Oh wait, that means actually that maga's before me. I was the last to finish, now that I recall." | ||||
| maga arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||||
| Nitku arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "I'm imagining a game title: The Firehouse Women." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh dear. heh" | ||||
| HairBrain arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||||
| Jacqueline hollers, "Less than one minute until ClubFloyd plays the New Year's Speeds." | ||||
| Gunther arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | DavidW says, "Hope my coffee's ready in time." | |||
| Gunther has disconnected. | ||||
| Gunther is shot down in Mars orbit by two Greek gods and falls into the Tethys Sea. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load thedayishothitler" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Dear Blogreaders, Floyd | yesterday was the strangest day of my life! The things I have seen - Floyd | and done - it was so strange...so horrible. And yet, wonderful. You Floyd | remember that guy from the Psychology course? Paul? We had a date the Floyd | day before yesterday. Some people already emailed me with questions Floyd | regarding how it went. But sorry, especially to you, Toby43, but I was Floyd | to tired, and, honestly, to drunk to go online that night. I'll skip Floyd | that part, maybe I'll write about it later, because I have to tell you Floyd | what went down this night. Paul was throwing this big New-Years-Eve Floyd | party and he invited me (of course, I may add with what little Floyd | self-esteem I have), to help him organize - and stay overnight. Floyd | That's how it all started. I arrived in the midst of the party, Floyd | because I was visiting my family before that. So when I went in the Floyd | door, Paul rushed at me. I couldn't have anticipated what happened Floyd | next, that this would turn into... Floyd | Floyd | The Day I shot Hitler Floyd | An interactive Party by Taleslinger Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 071229 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/11N) Floyd | Floyd | Paul, his brown hair in a cute pony-tail, rushes at you, a huge bowl of Floyd | eggnog in his hand. He told you yesterday that he prepared it carefully Floyd | after some old family recipe. He looks at you in utter horror, Floyd | squeaking: "Mice." Floyd | "Of me to drop by?" Floyd | "No, Mice. They were in the house yesterday, and now one is in my Floyd | eggnog." His voice is but a whisper. Floyd | "Hm, throw it away?" you suggest carefully. Floyd | "No, Alex, everyone is waiting for it. Also, the noodles haven't Floyd | arrived yet and the sandwiches are disappearing rapidly.So people need Floyd | something to feed on." Floyd | Right at that moment, the head of a small mouse pokes out of the Floyd | liquid. The little bugger looks around, then begins to swim around Floyd | quite happily. Floyd | "Get rid of these foul vermin! Save my eggnog." Floyd | You both look down on the swimming mouse. "And please don't hurt the Floyd | poor little creature." With that, Paul disappears into the living room, Floyd | leaving the bowl in your hands. Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "wow, big intro" | |||
| inky says, "also, this sounds more like dear penthouse forum than dear blogreaders" | ||||
| Gunther arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Jacqueline says, "heehee" | |||
| Gunther says, "this better be amusing!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a bowl of eggnog Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I am usually guilty of that in Speeds - lets you set up a lot without coding a lot. *shrug*" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x drawers" | ||||
Floyd | A chest of drawers, some cheap, flashy IKEA thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x eggnog" | ||||
Floyd | A huge bowl of eggnog (in which a small mouse swims quite happily). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawers" | ||||
Floyd | You open the chest of drawers, revealing a thing Pauls aunt gave her Floyd | which he doesn't know what it is. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x mouse" | ||||
Floyd | A small, white mouse, swimming lazily through the eggnog. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take thing" | ||||
Floyd | No, that belongs to Paul. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get thjing" | ||||
Floyd | [thjing -> thing] Floyd | No, that belongs to Paul. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drink eggnog" | ||||
Floyd | No! A mouse swam in it! Let those stupid party people drink it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x thing" | ||||
Floyd | No, that belongs to Paul. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "get aunt" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x closet" | ||||
Floyd | [closet -> close] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "eat mouse" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the mnouse) Floyd | The mouse quickly evades any attempt at interaction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the small door or the front door? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "small" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "drink mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse quickly evades any attempt at interaction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||||
Floyd | Every shelf carries its own heap of rusty, quite useless tools. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||||
Floyd | You find an Uzi, which you pocket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x uzi" | ||||
Floyd | An Uzi. Like in the movies. Paul told you it belonged to his Floyd | grandfather, who was a bit on the funny side, and he tended to displace Floyd | his magazine. Paul also told you that the thing is quite old and Floyd | useless - it's set to Automatic fire and will stay that way. Floyd | The magazine shaft is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "shoot mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse quickly evades any attempt at interaction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "l under tools" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search shelf" | ||||
Floyd | [shelf -> self] Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (in which is a thing Pauls aunt gave her Floyd | which he doesn't know what it is) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | * Gunther has joined the channel. | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open drawers" | ||||
Floyd | That's already open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about sickness and death, everybody trying to outdo one another Floyd | in morbidity. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search heap" | ||||
Floyd | Some of the people protest, in throaty voices: "No, man, leave our Floyd | things alone." or "Chill out, man, that doesn't belong to you." Good Floyd | karma pothead stuff like that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about some new remake and why it will suck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x couches" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the couch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under couch" | ||||
Floyd | You find an mag for an Uzi, which you pocket. You never know when stuff Floyd | like that comes in handy. Floyd | Floyd | Grinning like the Doomguy, you slid the magazine into the Uzi, where it Floyd | rests with an assuring *click.* Floyd | > | Gunther says, "yay look-under" | |||
| DavidW says, "ka-click!" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "shoot eggnog" | ||||
Floyd | Random firing will get your fun level up, but your social skills down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "shoot everyone" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "shoot nonrandomly" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says (to davidW), "See? Slicing through it like butter" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "shoot people" | ||||
Floyd | Random firing will get your fun level up, but your social skills down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about some new remake and why it will suck. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x smoke" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "shoot me" | ||||
Floyd | Random firing will get your fun level up, but your social skills down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "give eggnog to people" | ||||
Floyd | The crowd of people doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x backpacks" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "shoot mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | The mouse quickly evades any attempt at interaction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "search purses" | ||||
Floyd | [purses -> curses] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "search backpacks" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask people about hitler" | ||||
Floyd | You have to save this party before you can participate in the idle Floyd | chat. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x heap" | ||||
Floyd | Most people arrived directly from last-minute College courses and Floyd | brought their stuff with them. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "search badly-coded scenery" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "The Saga begins" by Weird Al Yankovic. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x benches" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x food" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "shoot laptop" | ||||
Floyd | Random firing will get your fun level up, but your social skills down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | [sink -> sing] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take laptop" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x laptop" | ||||
Floyd | The screensaver is on, and the password protection has popped up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x laptop" | ||||
Floyd | The screensaver is on, and the password protection has popped up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask paul about password" | ||||
Floyd | [paul -> pauls] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "enter password" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "passwords are usually typed" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "type password on laptop" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "type hitler" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "also, found inside desks" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter password on laptop" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| Gunther says, "fine MISTER SMARTYPANTS" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under laptop" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "usually games aren't speedifs though" | |||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x counter" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x food" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Hm, forgot that." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "Surfing U.S.A." by the Beach Boys. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "unlock computer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "unlock laptop" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to unlock the laptop with? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I always forget xyzzy." | |||
| DavidW says, "I think we should head south to the pool." | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "password" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We'll find the password elsewhere." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "ooh - nice try." | ||||
| inky says, "go for it" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah, let's esplore." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You fight your way through the bushes. Floyd | Floyd | By the heater Floyd | You are somewhere in the undergrowth, the sounds of the party lost Floyd | behind you. Floyd | Floyd | A metal switch is set into the ground here, gleaming ominously. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hey, good work" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "flip switch" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn off heater" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x switch" | ||||
Floyd | It has two settings, cold and hot. It is currently set to the former Floyd | Floyd | The switch is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "switch on switch" | ||||
Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "pull switch" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn switch on" | ||||
Floyd | That's already on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x switch" | ||||
Floyd | It has two settings, cold and hot. It is currently set to the latter. Floyd | Floyd | The switch is currently switched on. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "I am wondering If you can really say the sound of the party is lost behind you." | |||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "turn switch off" | ||||
Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "save" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "switch switch" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says, "durf" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn switch on" | ||||
Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther says, "ka-broken" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "save" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set switch to cold" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "speed1" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob asks, "so is the save game called 'switch switch'?" | |||
| inky says, "dammit" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Not anymore." | ||||
| inky says, "it is also called 'set switch to cold'" | ||||
| Gunther says, "I know it works flip-flop" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "switch switch" | ||||
Floyd | That's already on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says, "hmm" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "off" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "anyway, we toggled it" | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "push switch" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "so let's go back and see what happened" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x walls" | ||||
Floyd | [walls -> wall] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "oh ok I missed that" | |||
| Nitku says, "my favourite command, 'switch switch', along with 'x box'" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | By the heater Floyd | You are somewhere in the undergrowth, the sounds of the party lost Floyd | behind you. Floyd | Floyd | A metal switch is set into the ground here, gleaming ominously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "well, it's not printing any text when you switch it" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "south" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "exit" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "uh-oh" | |||
| Rob says, "ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You fight your way through the bushes. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The water in the pool is boiling! Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says, "tsk" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put eggnog in pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | a bowl of eggnog Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim" | inky says, "really, I give the game points just for this inventory listing" | |||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about Lazy people. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "maybe we need to boiil something" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "x water" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to inky), "heehee" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | Quite high. But climbable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need both hands to climb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | Uzi: Dropped. Floyd | bowl of eggnog: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | A barrel of glue lies here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x glue" | ||||
Floyd | A huge, friendly green barrel. It has a nozzle on top and a sticker on Floyd | it's side. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x sticker" | ||||
Floyd | Bio-Man superglue! Glues everything on everything. 100% edible! Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hey hey" | |||
| Rob says, "edible" | ||||
| DavidW says, "FRIENDLY green barrel" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh dear." | ||||
| Gunther says (to Floyd), "glue everything to everything" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "eat glue" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the barrel of glue) Floyd | That's plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "I suspect that will prove to be false advertising" | |||
| Gunther says, "LIE" | ||||
| Gunther says, "timing" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hee hee" | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "eat golf cart" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the golf cart) Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | In the golf cart is a plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | A plank sit on the backseat. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take plank" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Wait, did we get the glue?" | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "x plank" | ||||
Floyd | A broad wooden plank. Maybe the janitor of the Golf course used it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a plank Floyd | a barrel of glue Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a plank Floyd | a barrel of glue Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "yes" | |||
| Rob asks, "what happened to the eggnog and uzi?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), " x plank" | ||||
Floyd | A broad wooden plank. Maybe the janitor of the Golf course used it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "diving board" | |||
| maga says, "we had to abandon them" | ||||
| DavidW says, "We dropped them to climb the wall." | ||||
| Rob asks, "we climbed the wall?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate (in the golf cart) Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "did we ever" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes. That part I caught." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gate" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the engate. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "our athletic feat made us the awe of the party-goers" | |||
| Rob says, "engate" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open gate" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "ram gate" | ||||
Floyd | [ram -> am] Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Argh, ugly code bits shining through." | |||
| DavidW asks, "oh, speed-if, remember?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Cover your eyes, that's part of what Speed-IF's all about." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hit gate" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "so, um, we throw the glue and plank over the wall?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Entrance Gate (in the golf cart) Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "put glue on plank" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the plank would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "maybe so" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop (in the golf cart) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | No! You left your Crashkid past behind you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hilltop (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of Rob), "What were you thinking of glueing it to?" | |||
| Rob says, "dunno yet" | ||||
| Rob says, "I just wanted to know whether it was implemented" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | No, you can't afford to wander around the Golf course aimlessly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | The Day I shot Hitler is now in its "verbose" mode, which always gives Floyd | long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gunther has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Rob says, "whew, verbose" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need both hands to climb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "glue plank to me" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh. The wall isn't even mentioned on this side." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "attach plank to me" | ||||
Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob asks, "I was about to say, what wall?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw all over wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale covers his eyes. | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | With it, you can SPRAY things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "throw plank over wall" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to throw the plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray plank" | ||||
Floyd | With what? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "throw plank" | ||||
Floyd | You prop the plank against the wall, building a make-shift ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ooooh!" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "OHO" | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray plank with nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray the plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "walk the plank" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "we're going to diiiiiee" | |||
| inky says, "aw yeah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Who cares!" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "e" | DavidW says, "get the cart!" | |||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "could save again" | |||
| Tale asks, "Hm...where is the barrel?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Could." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Probably should." | ||||
| Rob says, "carrying it" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "save" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "speed2" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Of course, you could make an impressive stunt by running this thing Floyd | straight over the plank into the pool...but to what avail? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "AWWWWW" | |||
| maga says, "WHO NEEDS AN AVAIL, DAMMIT" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ClubFloyd cries!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "I want my money back." | ||||
| Rob says, "now now" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hehee" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ha ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale covers his ears. | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb plank" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plank" | ||||
Floyd | A broad wooden plank. Maybe the janitor of the Golf course used it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need both hands to climb. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "nooo" | |||
| DavidW asks, "The plank is still leaning, yes?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hrm" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "YEah." | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x plank" | ||||
Floyd | A broad wooden plank. Maybe the janitor of the Golf course used it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob asks, "are we still in the cart?" | |||
| DavidW says, "no" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "roll barrel" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push barrel n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "put barrel on plank" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the barrel of glue before you can put it on top Floyd | of something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "ah." | |||
| DavidW says, "oh where is it" | ||||
| Rob asks, "where'd it go?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob asks, "what nozzle?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a barrel of glue and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob asks, "??!?" | inky says, "part of the glue" | |||
| maga says, "the barrel has a nozzle on it" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "x nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | With it, you can SPRAY things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | barrel of glue: Taken. Floyd | plank: Taken. Floyd | wall: That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "The better to spray with, m'dear." | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "spray plank" | ||||
Floyd | With what? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "glue" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "spray plank with glue" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray the plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray glue" | ||||
Floyd | With what? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray plank" | ||||
Floyd | With what? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "spray plank with nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray the plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray plank with barrel" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray the plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "hmmm" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to spray? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open nozzle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read glue" | ||||
Floyd | A huge, friendly green barrel. It has a nozzle on top and a sticker on Floyd | it's side. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "spray glue on plank" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray the barrel of glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read sticker" | ||||
Floyd | Bio-Man superglue! Glues everything on everything. 100% edible! Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "if only the sticker had instructions instead of edibility boasts" | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "glue everything on everything" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "if you want hints, just ask" | |||
| DavidW says, "We haven't seen what's upstairs from the first hallway yet." | ||||
| Rob asks, "do we even know how to get back over the wall?" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Even if we drop stuff, we don't know how to get back, right?" | ||||
| Rob says, "I guess if we drop everything we can climb" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "oh" | ||||
| Rob says, "I think.." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Maybe there's a backpack upstairs." | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | plank: You prop the plank against the wall, building a make-shift ramp. Floyd | barrel of glue: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The water in the pool is boiling! Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a bowl of eggnog and an Uzi here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Wait, what's this about boiling water?" | |||
| maga says, "hmm" | ||||
| Rob says, "we turned on the switch in the bushes" | ||||
| maga says, "it began boiling when we turned the switch" | ||||
| DavidW says, "The ominous switch" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "My name is Jack Mills" by Nitku. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Ah." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "So... it's a hot tub?" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "x speakers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "it's more of a pool of death" | |||
| DavidW says, "I'm thinking glue dissolvant." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x laptop" | ||||
Floyd | The screensaver is on, and the password protection has popped up. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "eep" | |||
| Nitku exclaims, "Woot!" | ||||
| Rob asks, "what is the goal we're pursuing here?" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Is the mouse still in the eggnog?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x eggnog" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "To get rid of the mouse, yeah." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The water in the pool is boiling! Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a bowl of eggnog and an Uzi here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||||
Floyd | bowl of eggnog: Taken. Floyd | Uzi: Taken. Floyd | Lazy people: I don't suppose Lazy people would care for that. Floyd | undergrowth: That's hardly portable. Floyd | wall: That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x nog" | ||||
Floyd | [nog -> no] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x egg nog" | ||||
Floyd | [nog -> no] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x eggnog" | ||||
Floyd | A huge bowl of eggnog (in which a small mouse swims quite happily). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "empty bowl" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse quickly evades any attempt at interaction. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | A small, white mouse, swimming lazily through the eggnog. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "drink mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse quickly evades any attempt at interaction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mouse about cheese" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob asks, "so, there was some upstairs room?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Oh - is there cheese or something in the kitchen?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Rob), "yes" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Lesgo." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We haven't seen it yet." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "Keasbey Nights" by Catch 22. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "can't solve puzzles if haven't been everywhere" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about hypertext. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (in which is a thing Pauls aunt gave her Floyd | which he doesn't know what it is) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Paul has forbidden any entrance for either you or anyone else to the Floyd | rest of the House for the night. Aside from a a seductive "Maybe later, Floyd | when we're alone", that is. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "woot" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "hm" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "open closet" | ||||
Floyd | [closet -> close] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the small door or the front door? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "small" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "This is where we found the uzi" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||||
Floyd | Every shelf carries its own heap of rusty, quite useless tools. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "ok" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x shelves" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "probably nothing else here then" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (in which is a thing Pauls aunt gave her Floyd | which he doesn't know what it is) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x thing" | ||||
Floyd | No, that belongs to Paul. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x carpet" | ||||
Floyd | It's thick and red. Beside the chest of drawers, there are some marks, Floyd | as if it has been moved recently. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x marks" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "ah-HA" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push chest" | ||||
Floyd | With very little effort, you push the fragile IKEA thing, revealing a Floyd | mouse hole in the wall, which was cleverly covered by the chest of Floyd | drawers. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "bing" | |||
| DavidW says (to maga), "good thinking" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "ooh" | ||||
| inky says, "oh yeah, I forgot the carpet was mentioned special" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hole" | ||||
Floyd | A mouse peeks out of the dark. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "tee hee" | |||
| inky says, "hmm" | ||||
| Rob says, "careful it might nibble your nose" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | a bowl of eggnog Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "perhaps this is really a romantic quest to reunite the two mice" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "show eggnog to mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put eggnog in hole" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "drop eggnog" | ||||
Floyd | The big mouse runs from the hole, jumps into the eggnog, grabs the Floyd | small one by the neck, climbs out, and disappears into the hole. Still Floyd | wondering how it could do all that in one turn, you replace the chest Floyd | of drawers and pick up the bowl of eggnog. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Love is in the air this New Years." | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Rob says, "there" | ||||
| inky says, "ok, we win" | ||||
| Rob asks, "we do?" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "well, no" | ||||
Floyd | [well -> tell] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heehee" | |||
| maga says, "we haven't shot Hitler yet" | ||||
| inky says, "er" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, we won that bit." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We haven't shot ..." | ||||
| Jota says, "Grr. I was going to join in, but I got phone call right before you started and missed the first half hour." | ||||
| Tale says, "One down, two to go." | ||||
| inky says, "probably we have to serve the eggnog now" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I'm assuming - right. Hitler." | ||||
| inky says (to Jota), "we just solved the first puzzle" | ||||
| Rob asks, "what are the other two?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (in which is a thing Pauls aunt gave her Floyd | which he doesn't know what it is) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | Rob says, "ie, what are the goals here" | |||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about some new, hip indie music. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, Paul appears besides you. He graps the eggnog and gently Floyd | kisses your chin, sending goose-bumps down your arms. "Thanks, Alex - Floyd | you're a nice guy. Care to dance?" With that, he takes you to Kitchen, Floyd | where you dance rather akwardly to "Umbrella" by Rihanna. Floyd | . But your dancing is interrupted as Paul shoots more and more nervous Floyd | glances at the buffet. Floyd | "What is it?" Floyd | "Alex, we're running low on food - these people simply eat to fast! I Floyd | ordered a huge package of noodles and have no idea why it wasn't Floyd | delivered today. Anyway, we're stuck with a bunch of sandwiches, which Floyd | disappear as we speak." "Hey" you say "aren't your college types into Floyd | resolutions and stuff like that?" Floyd | "What the hell?" Floyd | You eye the laptop. "Write a resolution to lazily masticate all Floyd | sandwiches. That'll slow them down till we figure out the noodle Floyd | problem." Floyd | Paul stares at you in wonder."Why haven't I met you 10 years ago?" Floyd | "Because I was in jail. Listen, hook up a printer and get ready to Floyd | go..." Floyd | "Can't do that. I have a printer upstairs, but no paper." Floyd | "Leave that to me" you say, smiling confidently, and Paul disappears Floyd | upstairs." Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "My name is Jack Mills" by Nitku. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | Jacqueline says (to Jota), "And if you don't want to come in mid-stream, there are three more games." | |||
| Rob says, "wargh" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "whoa. textdump!" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha what the heck" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "We need... paper?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "This is - ha" | ||||
| Emily arrives, full of fun and funk. | Rob says, "um yeah I read all that but I'm confused" | |||
| maga says, "my brane hurts" | ||||
| Rob asks, "do we wait for paul or follow him upstairs?" | ||||
| Rob says, "also he seems to be hitting on us" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I think we go." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think we can try to go upstairs. Saunter. Sexily." | ||||
| Rob says, "worth a shot" | ||||
| Rob says, "heh" | ||||
| Jota asks, "Will there be a brief intermission between games?" | ||||
| Rob says, "no" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Jota), "Dunno." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Prolly." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about their World of Warcraft characters. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Very brief, I guess." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask people about paper" | Rob says, "enough time to holler" | |||
Floyd | You have to save this party before you can participate in the idle Floyd | chat. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Ten minutes, maybe? Enough to get more tea?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | Jota says, "Heh." | |||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (in which is a thing Pauls aunt gave her Floyd | which he doesn't know what it is) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Paul has forbidden any entrance for either you or anyone else to the Floyd | rest of the House for the night. Aside from a a seductive "Maybe later, Floyd | when we're alone", that is. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jota arrives, full of fun and funk. | Jota says, "Guess I'd better just be there." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remove clothes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm." | |||
| inky says, "that's weird" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Well, undressing doesn't work. What now?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | Rob asks, "anything else in the chest?" | |||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about Second life. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "you could send bert in to wait for you instead" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search heap" | ||||
Floyd | Some of the people protest, in throaty voices: "No, man, leave our Floyd | things alone." or "Chill out, man, that doesn't belong to you." Good Floyd | karma pothead stuff like that. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "I think maybe we need to get him some paper?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes." | ||||
| Rob re-reads | ||||
| Rob says, "ok right" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give eggnog to people" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "the sticker on the glue barrel?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "he'll magically reappear if we get paper I suppose" | |||
| maga says, "we left the eggnog with the mice" | ||||
| Rob says, "Paul took the eggnog when he reappeared" | ||||
| Rob says, "i think" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Perhaps there's paper in the heap, and we need to bliss out these dopeheads." | ||||
| Rob says, "I was wondering that" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pot" | ||||
Floyd | [pot -> put] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "I wonder what you can do to them" | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about comparing Tolkien to China Mieville. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Peanut butter and glue sandwiches." | |||
| inky says, "maybe we need to give them some glue to sniff" | ||||
| Rob says (to floyd), "x joints" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to inky), "heehee" | |||
| Rob says (to floyd), "bogart joint" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "offer glue to people" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think we need the glue." | |||
| Rob says, "we don't have the glue" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So we do." | ||||
| Rob says, "oh, edible glue" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It's over the wall." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh right - it's over - yeah" | ||||
| Rob says, "starting to make sense." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "meh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Even if we can't eat it, someone can." | ||||
| Bert arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||||
| Jota has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Rob says, "hi bert" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "Surfing U.S.A." by the Beach Boys. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | * GDorn has joined the channel. | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sandwiches" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x food" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The water in the pool is boiling! Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "There was a guess-the-verb problem earlier on, btw." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Welcome, GDorn. Ignore us. Work on your game." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob asks, "for getting over the wall with the barrel?" | |||
| Rob says, "or for using the glue" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks (of Tale), "oh?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s pool" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to s the barrel of glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "I think he sat there watching us guess around it for five minutes" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "See, those things, if we're dancing all around it, I think you could let us know about. But then that's just my opinion." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | (the Uzi) Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a barrel of glue and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take barrel" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "You can enter the pool - by just typing in." | |||
| Rob says, "s pool -> s barrel of glue? that was weird" | ||||
| GDorn says (to Jacqueline), "well, I won't be actually working on it for quite a while. I'm just figuring out how to solve problems I expect I'll run into while actually writing the thing." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb plank" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "go up plank" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to go up. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "And as I've said, if you need a hint, just let me know." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to GDorn), "Then join us. We're in the first of four small speeds." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||||
Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Well, I know a couple of them are smaller." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump over wall" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to jump. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need both hands to climb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop glue" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The water in the pool is boiling! Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an Uzi here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | You're feeling like becoming the human oyster? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW asks, "can we turn the heat off?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "There might be something in the pool." | ||||
| Rob says, "I dunno, that switch was fiddly" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "We can try." | ||||
| DavidW says, "search undergrowth" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You fight your way through the bushes. Floyd | Floyd | By the heater | inky says, "yeah, you can" | |||
Floyd | You are somewhere in the undergrowth, the sounds of the party lost Floyd | behind you. Floyd | Floyd | A metal switch is set into the ground here, gleaming ominously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push switch" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn switch" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "switch switch" | ||||
Floyd | That's already on. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "@recap unix" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "switch switch off" | ||||
Floyd | > | inky says, "er" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | By the heater Floyd | You are somewhere in the undergrowth, the sounds of the party lost Floyd | behind you. Floyd | Floyd | A metal switch is set into the ground here, gleaming ominously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x switch" | ||||
Floyd | It has two settings, cold and hot. It is currently set to the former Floyd | Floyd | The switch is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You fight your way through the bushes. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an Uzi here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | You jump into the water fully dressed. Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously]) Floyd | You are surrounded by clear, cold water. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a battery-powered lava-lamp here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take lamp" | ||||
Floyd | It has sunken to the ground and you can't reach it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "hold breathe" | ||||
Floyd | [breathe -> breath] Floyd | You hold your breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take lamp" | ||||
Floyd | It has sunken to the ground and you can't reach it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | You can't hold your breath any longer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "die" | ||||
Floyd | [die -> dive] Floyd | You try to dive down but don't have enough air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "up" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an Uzi here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "in. hold breath" | ||||
Floyd | You jump into the water fully dressed. Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously]) Floyd | You are surrounded by clear, cold water. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a battery-powered lava-lamp here. Floyd | Floyd | You hold your breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You dive down and grab the lava-lamp, coming up for air and raising it Floyd | triumphantly over your head. No one cares. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an Uzi here. Floyd | Floyd | You can't hold your breath any longer. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yay" | |||
| inky says, "well, I guess we can use this lamp to make the party groovy" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "yay - except boo no once caring" | ||||
| Tale says, "he" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh yeah. Groovyishnesslike" | ||||
| Rob says, "I bet we can distract those dirty hippies with the lava lamp" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I am afraid of the lava lamp." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "My name is Jack Mills" by Nitku. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Hitlers are known to be attracted to them. But I guess we have to shoot him, so let's use the lava lamp." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about that hip, totally awesome new TV show. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on lamp" | ||||
Floyd | Mesmerizing colors begin to swirl in it. Floyd | Slowly, everyones eyes are wandering towards the lava-lamp. Floyd | Floyd | You switch the battery-powered lava-lamp on. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline is starting to get into the right mindset for Speed IFs. | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop lamp" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search heap" | ||||
Floyd | You roam around in backpacks and hand-bags, probably ruining a few Floyd | lives by stealing term papers, love-letters, shopping lists, Floyd | everything that's Din A4 and has nothing written on its back. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yay" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Wait." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get backpack" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Aw" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get paper" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Papers Floyd | | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get a4" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "we got 'em" | |||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "x papers" | ||||
Floyd | The paper you nicked for the sake of this party. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oh, so we did" | |||
| DavidW says, "maga's our hero" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "He's always been mine." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Now he can be yours!" | ||||
| Tale says, "awww," | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "For the low low price of... wait." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So about this printer." | ||||
| inky says, "well, you should at least cover the green card fees" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "so, kitchen or upstairs?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to inky), "True, dat." | ||||
| inky says, "we probably have to find our boyfriend and give him the paper" | ||||
| Rob asks, "'Din'?" | ||||
| inky says, "like we did with the eggnog" | ||||
| Tale says, "I want to point out I wrote awww before JAcq wrote 'Now he can be yours'" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Rob), "'in'" | ||||
| DavidW says, "typo, I think" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Suddenly, Paul appears, balancing a heavy printer on his arms, cables
Floyd | in his mouth. "Didya manage to get some paper?"
Floyd | You nod, handing them to him. He balances them gracefully on top of
Floyd | the printer.
Floyd | "Great. Why don't you enjoy yourself then?"
Floyd | You move out into the Garden Area, enjoying the cool night air.
Floyd | Suddenly, there is a commotion in the house. Paul stumbles out of the
Floyd | glass doors, face pale.
Floyd | "It's Hubert" he says, biting his lip.
Floyd | "Hubert?"
Floyd | "A German exchange guy I dated last year. Liked his accent. Anyway, I
Floyd | dumped him when I found out he was here to lead a camp of militant
Floyd | Nazi.("Hey" you mutter absent-mindedly. "Hobson's Law.") He didn't like
Floyd | that to well. Now he's over there, stone drunk. Dressed like Hitler
Floyd | (must've mixed up New Years Eve and Halloween, oh these Eurotrash guys)
Floyd | and waving a piece around. Looks like he thinks those people in there
Floyd | are his hostages, and he will kill them If I don't surrender myself to
Floyd | him. I'm glad all those folks in there seem to be a bit too stoned to
Floyd | realize what's happening." He fondles your hair and breathes into your
Floyd | ear. "Could you look into it?"
Floyd | You smirk. "What? After realizing you dated a Nazi?" Paul leaves a
Floyd | trail of laughter, as he disappears to some other part of the -y.
Floyd |
Floyd | Garden Area
Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by
Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown
Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss
Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high,
Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the
Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.)
Floyd |
Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of
Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the
Floyd | afternoon glow.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see an Uzi here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Try upstairs, but I don't think we can get up there." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "woo" | ||||
| Rob says, "that's probably at the end of the game" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hahaha" | ||||
| Rob asks, "hobson's law?" | ||||
| maga says, "pop pop muthafucka" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Dunno - is he related to Sod and Murphy?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take uzi" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says (to Rob), "it's like Godwin's Law, except that it only counts if you have drunk a lot of beer" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Do it, David!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "They" by Jem. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | A blond, tall guy in a Hitler uniform strolls around the room. Floyd | Floyd | Everyone stares at the lava-lamp. Time for a clever metaphor about Floyd | snakes and flutes. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a battery-powered lava-lamp here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hitler" | ||||
Floyd | The costume isn't convincing for a second. The guy is tall, blond and Floyd | rather muscular (you know see what Paul liked in him), the moustache Floyd | made of shoeshine. He is waving a stub-nosed .38 around, murmuring Floyd | German under his breath. He looks and sounds and smells pissed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot hitler" | ||||
Floyd | Deciding to solve this the American way, you aim in Hubert / Hitlers Floyd | general direction and fire. There are weak moans of protest as the Floyd | blood splattered corpse flips over one of the couches and out of play Floyd | ...er... sight. Floyd | There is a moment of silence as the people look at you, all pondering Floyd | the possibilities here: Floyd | 1) you shoot a man to save a meaningless party and for the odd chance Floyd | of getting laid. Floyd | 2) This was a piece of performance art. Floyd | Deciding on the latter, there are some weak claps of applause. Floyd | You bow, then throw the Uzi after the corpse, mumbling: "We'll clean Floyd | up tomorrow." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| Rob says, "maybe we have to get him into the boiling hot pool" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Rob says, "or get him in there then drive a cart onto his head" | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Rob says, "or glue him to a .. hmm" | ||||
| maga asks, "back to the kitchen for more doormat errands?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hitler" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "wait, so was the glue and the pool switch and the golf cart all unnecessary?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x body" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either eastwards to Floyd | the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Everyone stares at the lava-lamp. Time for a clever metaphor about Floyd | snakes and flutes. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a battery-powered lava-lamp here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Did we use the glue yet?" | |||
| DavidW says, "no" | ||||
| Rob says, "what the heck" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop, connected to some Floyd | small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:Some weird Korean hip-hop. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, Paul appears beside you, a cute wrinkle on his brow. Floyd | "Did I hear gunfire?" Floyd | "Probably was the music." Floyd | "So, where's Hubert?" Floyd | "Stopped partying. So can we finally, finally, enjoy this thing? Floyd | Together?" Floyd | "No. This party is dead. I just got a call from the service who was Floyd | supposed to deliver the noodles. Guess what? They accidentally Floyd | delivered to the Golf course next door. Which is closed today, I just Floyd | checked. But that doesn't matter - even if we get the noodles, how are Floyd | we supposed to boil so many of them in such a short time?" Floyd | You clap him on the shoulder. Floyd | "Don't worry, I'll think of something." He puts your hand in his. Floyd | "Thanks, Alex, I really appreciate this. I'll be in the kitchen, Floyd | holding of the partygoers as long as I can." Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky arrives, full of fun and funk. | inky says, "hmm, so the glue wasn't required by the parameters or anything" | |||
| DavidW says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Rob says, "all is explained" | ||||
| maga says, "ahahahaha" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s" | Jacqueline says, "snrk" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "This is a properly convoluted speed." | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says (to inky), "you just missed the last cutscene" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a barrel of glue and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "whoops! luckily Floyd has recap" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "he does? I didn't know that" | |||
| inky says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | Yay! There is a huge package of noodles here, enough to keep the whole Floyd | party satiated. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "where did the noodles go?" | |||
| maga says, "timing" | ||||
| inky asks, "did you turn the pool back on hot?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take noodles" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "we turned off the pool" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "save" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take package" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "speed3" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "or, hrm, maybe we should drive the noodles in, then get out and turn it on" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take package" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oops" | |||
| inky says, "so we don't die when we charge in" | ||||
| Rob says, "yeah" | ||||
| Rob says, "right" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "save" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "speed3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x package" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see inside, since the package of noodles is closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 234 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open package" | ||||
Floyd | You open the package of noodles, revealing Noodles. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x noodles" | ||||
Floyd | Well...noodles. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob says, "mmm, noodles with a capital N" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "sw" | Bert says, "Platonic noodles." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Noodles noodles noodles." | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "well, german" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put noodles in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You carefully plaster the golf cart with noodles. Joseph Beuys would be Floyd | proud. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says, "(Which means we won't be making out with them.)" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | A swanky golf-cart stands here,waiting to be driven around by rich, old Floyd | people. And Noodles! Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha ha" | |||
| DavidW says, "oh right. BENOODLED GOLF CART!" | ||||
| Rob says, "now I have to google joseph beuys" | ||||
| inky says, "'And Noodles, and I'm a seahorse!"" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "So now we drive it into the pool?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ja!" | |||
| inky says, "maybe Beuys is like christo" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | The little golf cart gains a frightening amount of speed downhill. You Floyd | mange to maneuver it onto the wooden plank - and then you are flying! Floyd | Party guests gap as you fly - and as the golf carts nose sinks - Floyd | splashing into the pool, spraying some people with boiling water. As Floyd | you sink, your skin screaming with pain, you watch noodle float all Floyd | around you - given 7 minutes, they'll be ready to be eaten. Floyd | You only realize the full amount of pain as Paul pulls you out of the Floyd | scalding water - and as he later, after you both more or less enjoyed Floyd | the rest of the party and a healthy meal, puts ointment on your badly Floyd | scalded legs, and some other body parts which technically weren't hurt Floyd | at all. And even more time later, you sit in the garden, huddled Floyd | together on a deck chair, musing at the stars and what this year 2008 Floyd | might bring. Floyd | Floyd | So, as I told you, that was great, but the first weeks of the new year Floyd | will be rather stressful. After all, I'm still in hospital about those Floyd | burns, and the police started asking around about some German guy - as Floyd | did the local arm of Nazi party. Floyd | But, dear Blogreaders, you know me, I'll find my way - and I'll keep Floyd | you posted. Floyd | One way or the other, I think I'll never forget Floyd | Floyd | The day I shot Hitler! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 240 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "WOOOO" | |||
| Rob says, "was the pool on? er.." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Rob), "no, but we won!" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Okay, how much of a recess do we need? Five minutes?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Tale), "woot! Good game." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Ten?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I'm thinking 5." | ||||
| inky says, "five" | ||||
| Tale says, "Damn, to major bugs. You should spray the cart first." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Really original. Hooray." | ||||
| * Rob_2 has joined the channel. | ||||
| inky says, "we got three more to get through, although I expect they'll be shorter" | ||||
| DavidW says, "aha. spray cart." | ||||
| inky asks, "oh, we were supposed to glue the noodles to it?" | ||||
| maga asks, "what's next?" | ||||
| Rob_2 arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||||
| Rob has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Tale says (to inky), "Yes." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Next up is Nazi Mice." | ||||
| Tale says (to davidW), "Thanks." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Let's wait a couple of minutes, though. Let people stretch or something. We'll start at five after." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Good thing Paul uses edible chlorine in his pool too." | ||||
| Tale says (to davidW), "He." | ||||
| Jacqueline hollers, "Next game, Nazi Mice, starting at five past the hour!" | Tale says, "On the next SpeedIF, we'll play Paul, dealing with the hitler corpse." | |||
| Tale asks, "Anyway, did someone notice the thing about Paul & protagonist?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think so, yes." | ||||
| inky asks, "that they're gay?" | ||||
| Tale says, "Yep." | ||||
| inky says, "well, that explains the noodles" | ||||
| Bert asks, "So who wrote the nazy mice?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Trikiw." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Who is not here." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Unfortunately." | ||||
| Tale says, "While writitng this, there was a gay guy on the radio complaining that, if gay people are portrayed, gayness is always a topic..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Well, it's hard to make obvious without being rather direct about it somewhere along the line, so that's moreorless true." | ||||
| Bert asks (of Tale), "I forget; are you German or Austrian?" | ||||
| Tale says, "German." | ||||
| Bert asks, "What are the laws there for portraying Nazi-related stuff?" | ||||
| inky says, "oh hmm" | ||||
| Tale says (to quickly), "runs away from the police banging at his door." | ||||
| inky asks, "are you wondering if this game is technically illegal?" | ||||
| Bert says, "Yeah." | ||||
| inky says, "that is an interesting question" | ||||
| Tale says, "I think it'S only if it'd use some Nazi symbols, like a swawitska." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Really? That's a potential problem with this?" | ||||
| inky says, "well, it's -- yeah" | ||||
| inky says, "like castle wolfenstein was banned or had to be changed or something, because you're running around the castle shooting nazis" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "well, he is murdered with an uzi" | ||||
| inky says, "and therefore there are swastikas on the walls" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Huh. I didn't know that." | ||||
| Bert says (to inky), "And it seems like Wolfenstein should have gotten some karma points for being all about *slaughtering* them, to balance out the use of swastikas." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "yeah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, it's time." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load nazimice" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load nazimice" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Nazi Mice Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Ricardo Dague Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 071229 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/11N) Floyd | Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and Floyd | streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to Floyd | look bored, or like the crasher you are. Floyd | Floyd | On the refreshment table is a clear plastic bowl (in which is an egg Floyd | nog). Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Captain America's been fighting Nazis for years. It never occurred to me it might be illegal somewhere." | |||
| Tale says, "I think what I did was okay (legally speaking), because it does not use any nazi-related symbols or portrays nazi in a negative light." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "So, Indiana Jones was also banned?" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "oh I always forget that ricardo dague is trikiw and vice versa" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | You came dressed as a nerd, with white laceless sneakers, brown pants, Floyd | and a light blue izod shirt. Your goofy grin is just perfect! Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery Floyd | stalk left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||||
Floyd | On it are various refreshments. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "No. Not even cut. I think there is some freedom if stuff is used in the context of an work of art." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x refreshments" | ||||
Floyd | On it are various refreshments. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh noes" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "gosh" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a plate Floyd | three pretzels Floyd | two cherry tomatoes Floyd | two celery stalks Floyd | some clothes (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give celery to man" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the celery stalk) Floyd | He takes the celery stalk and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "whew" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Indeed." | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "full score" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hooray" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "remove clothes" | ||||
Floyd | You're not drunk just yet, kiddo. | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a pretzel Floyd | left?" Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You have so far scored 2 out of a possible 0, in 5 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "That is a brutal timer." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Hooray for undo." | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "give pretzel to guy" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the pretzel) Floyd | A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a celery stalk off your Floyd | plate! Floyd | Floyd | He takes the pretzel and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "give pretzel to guy" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "uh oh" | |||
| DavidW says, "Looks like we need a designated driver for this." | ||||
| Fang arrives, full of fun and funk. | Rob_2 says, "that mouse is a problem" | |||
| Fang asks, "What are we playing?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "We need a driver." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Too many timed events." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Mouse stole a celery!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Fang), "Trikiw's Nazi Mice." | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x sneakers" | ||||
Floyd | You came dressed as a nerd, with white laceless sneakers, brown pants, Floyd | and a light blue izod shirt. Your goofy grin is just perfect! Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a pretzel Floyd | left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Rob_2), "I nominate you to drive." | |||
| Bert says, "guy, no" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "guy, no" | ||||
Floyd | The guest has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "who me? oops" | |||
| Bert says, "I suspect the events will happily repeat as often as needed." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Who's the driver?" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Bert?" | ||||
| Alex says (to Jacqueline), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that Bert is evil." | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "we can't have an evil driver" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Maybe we can steal things back from the mouse inbetween guest turns?" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x mouse" | ||||
Floyd | A creature in the egg nog. Your small moustache twitches wondering if Floyd | it's Hebrew. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "how about a minnie driver?" | |||
| inky says, "also, uh-oh, we're hitler" | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "x egg nog" | ||||
Floyd | White and syrupy, perhaps undrinkable. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "heh yeah uh oh" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Novel." | ||||
| Bert says (to inky), "Only 2kB, so it fits easily in low memory." | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give pretzel to guy" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the pretzel) Floyd | He takes the pretzel and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 4 out of a possible 0, in 9 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "snrk" | |||
| inky says (to Bert), "hee hee" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Try taking the mouse?" | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "get mouse" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the mouse would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Can we get stuff from the mouse?" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "ask mouse about mouse" | ||||
Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry Floyd | tomato left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "eat guy" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the guest) Floyd | I don't suppose the guest would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "eat tomato" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the cherry tomato) Floyd | A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a pretzel off your plate! Floyd | Floyd | That's plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says (to Guy), "Don't worry: you're not missing much." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yeah. tomatoes aren't edible. :)" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and Floyd | streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to Floyd | look bored, or like the crasher you are. Floyd | Floyd | A man is at the refreshment table, obviously looking for a cherry Floyd | tomato. Floyd | Floyd | On the refreshment table is a clear plastic bowl (in which is an egg Floyd | nog). Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give tomato to guy" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the cherry tomato) Floyd | A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a cherry tomato off your Floyd | plate! Floyd | Floyd | He takes the cherry tomato and muches it down, "Yeah that's the Floyd | ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get bowl" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "drink egg nog" | ||||
Floyd | Look like a mouse be swimming about in there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | stash: That seems to belong to the mouse. Floyd | egg nog: Look like a mouse be swimming about in there. Floyd | pretzel: Taken. Floyd | refreshment table: That's hardly portable. Floyd | partygoers: I don't suppose the partygoers would care for that. Floyd | mouse: I don't suppose the mouse would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x stash" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see inside, since the stash is closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry Floyd | tomato left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give bowl to man" | ||||
Floyd | The guest doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give tomato to man" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x mouse" | ||||
Floyd | A creature in the egg nog. Your small moustache twitches wondering if Floyd | it's Hebrew. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery Floyd | stalk left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "hit man" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x guy" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the guest. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says, "(Er, should I slow down and let someone else in?)" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "we're ok" | ||||
| Bert says, "(I seem to have a bad habit of sort of taking these things over, it seems.)" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah, we're okay." | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pretzel Floyd | a clear plastic bowl Floyd | an egg nog Floyd | a plate Floyd | some clothes (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "you're trying all the logical things" | |||
| DavidW says, "I think only one person should drive for this." | ||||
| inky asks, "did you try putting the plate on the bowl?" | ||||
| Rob_2 asks, "drink the nog?" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "put plate on bowl" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the clear plastic bowl would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says (to Rob), "It said it looked like there was a mouse in there." | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "eat pretzel" | ||||
Floyd | That's plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "ah" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "empty bowl" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get stash" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to the mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get mouse" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the mouse would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a pretzel Floyd | left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give all to man" | ||||
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give pretzel" | ||||
Floyd | (to the guest) | Rob_2 says, "put plate in bowl instead of on it" | |||
Floyd | He takes the pretzel and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||||
Floyd | On it are various refreshments. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get all from table" | ||||
Floyd | The refreshment table is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We gotta get into the stash." | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get on table" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "threaten mouse" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a clear plastic bowl Floyd | an egg nog Floyd | a plate Floyd | some clothes (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and Floyd | streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to Floyd | look bored, or like the crasher you are. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry Floyd | tomato left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x balloons" | ||||
Floyd | Looks like a good crowd. No heavy drinking or puking or setting the Floyd | furniture on fire or whatever. You wonder if you really fit in. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get balloons" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the partygoers would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "talk to partygoers" | ||||
Floyd | [talk -> stalk] Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says, "It's possible that we've already lost by giving all of our bait away" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Hm." | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "search clothes" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery Floyd | stalk left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "no" | ||||
Floyd | That was a rhetorical question. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "We could restart." | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "ask guy about celery" | ||||
Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "x clothes" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Maybe we can kill the mouse?" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 2 out of a possible 0, in 39 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says, "We could see what happens if our score goes negative." | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x clothes" | ||||
Floyd | You came dressed as a nerd, with white laceless sneakers, brown pants, Floyd | and a light blue izod shirt. Your goofy grin is just perfect! Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "yeah I was wondering that" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "kill mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You poke the mouse, who coughs up a celery stalk! Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert exclaims, "Hey!" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "ha!" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "kill mouse" | ||||
Floyd | A mouse jumps out of the egg nog, swiping a celery stalk off your Floyd | plate! Floyd | You poke the mouse, who coughs up a cherry tomato! Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery Floyd | stalk left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "kill mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse bites your finger! Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "violence is the answer to this one" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "kill mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse bites your finger! Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "ha ha" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Bert says, "Darnit." | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get tomato" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "show tomato to mouse" | ||||
Floyd | The mouse is unimpressed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "wave tomato" | ||||
Floyd | You look ridiculous waving the cherry tomato. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "hee hee" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "put tomato in pants" | ||||
Floyd | You consider that action for a moment, then decide you might be hungry Floyd | later. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "put tomato on plate" | ||||
Floyd | Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "he's right, you do look ridiculous waving the cherry tomato" | |||
| Bert says, "Ha ha." | ||||
| GDorn arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | Rob_2 says, "ha ha" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "put bowl on plate" | ||||
Floyd | That doesn't belong on the plate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "put mouse on plate" | ||||
Floyd | That doesn't belong on the plate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "poke mouse" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "eat mouse" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the mouse) Floyd | I don't suppose the mouse would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give tomato to mouse" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the cherry tomato) Floyd | The mouse doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get tomato" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a cherry Floyd | tomato left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give tomato" | ||||
Floyd | (to the guest) Floyd | He takes the cherry tomato and muches it down, "Yeah that's the Floyd | ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "What happens when we drink the nog, again?" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "why yes" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "poke mouse" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "hit mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You poke the mouse, who coughs up a celery stalk! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "drink nog" | ||||
Floyd | Look like a mouse be swimming about in there. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "HA" | |||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "get stalk" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery Floyd | stalk left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "give stalk" | ||||
Floyd | (to the guest) Floyd | He takes the celery stalk and muches it down, "Yeah that's the ticket!" Floyd | Floyd | He walks away. Floyd | Woot, that's all the snacks! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 0, in 65 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "wow" | ||||
| Bert says, "Ha ha." | Jacqueline says, "We seeem to be in a loo-oh" | |||
| Bert says, "OK, that was cute." | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "3 out of 0" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Not a loop." | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "that was cute" | ||||
| Tale says, "Yes, nice." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "No golf cart!" | ||||
| Nitku says, "that was... interesting." | Rob_2 says, "vrrm" | |||
| DavidW says, "Or noodles" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "what's next" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x golf cart" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "what the heck" | |||
| Tale asks, "I wonder if the Hebrew mouse is a nod to that comic where the whole Nazi thing is told from a mouses POV?" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "well, >put tomato in pants was implemented, so" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Well, I don't know that we need a break since that one was so short. Should we just go to the next one?" | ||||
| Bert asks, "Maus?" | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to Bert), "no thanks, I'm not hungry" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| GDorn says (to Floyd), "eat plate" | ||||
Floyd | That's plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "yeah, roll along" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "eat me" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking yourself) Floyd | You are always self-possessed. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | GDorn says, "hah" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "eat pants" | ||||
Floyd | They're plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "drop pants" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the clothes off) Floyd | You're not drunk just yet, kiddo. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x booze" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "search pants" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | This guy sort of ambles up to the table, asking "Is there a celery Floyd | stalk left?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "search nog" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "heh" | |||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | New Year's Party Floyd | About two dozen people in various costumes mill around. Balloons and Floyd | streamers abound. You stand near the refreshment table, trying not to Floyd | look bored, or like the crasher you are. Floyd | Floyd | A man is at the refreshment table, obviously looking for a celery Floyd | stalk. Floyd | Floyd | The guest says, ""Ehh, I guess I'm not really hungry..." and shuffles Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone down by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "stalk celery" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "ok enough eh" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load newyearswar" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With the power of history swelling in your blood, you throw open the Floyd | doors of the Eastern Theatre Ballroom. Soon, the decadent Western Floyd | calendar will be overthrown, and the only months will be May, October, Floyd | Ferroconcrete and Tractor. Floyd | Floyd | A hush falls over the dancefloor as you twirl out into open space with Floyd | jutted chin and clingy pants. The crowd parts, revealing a bilious Floyd | shrimp in khaki jodphurs, a death's-head medallion and a pervert's Floyd | moustache. Floyd | Floyd | It's on. Floyd | Floyd | The War On New Year's Floyd | or, Dance Dance January Revolution by Sam Kabo Ashwell Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 071229 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/11N) Floyd | Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | Well, y'know, it's really hard to say much good about your average Floyd | Eastern European disco. They're going through a particularly Floyd | unfortunate phase in the inevitable disintegration of capitalism, so Floyd | you can almost forgive them. Almost. Floyd | Floyd | You are confronted by a jumped-up little corporal with a thing for Floyd | blondes, dogs and small children in lederhosen. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "oboy" | |||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "kick thing" | ||||
Floyd | [kick -> pick] Floyd | [thing -> think] Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "I feel a bit like scott bakula actually" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "corporal" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x corporal" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "oops" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "heh pervert's moustache" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "punish corporal" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x shrimp" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "man, this is so obviously written by maga just from the intro" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x moustache" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, your moustache or Hitler's moustache? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit hitler" | ||||
Floyd | While violent struggle is an instrinsic and vital element of the global Floyd | revolution, the current international situation makes the busting of Floyd | fresh moves more socially relevant. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable lambada before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to inky), "heehee" | |||
| Bert exclaims (at W), "Ha!" | ||||
| inky says, "hooray, combat system" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to dance? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "hitler's moustache" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lambada" | ||||
Floyd | You kick out a stylin" lambada. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a polka. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 9 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x hitler's moustache" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about Hitler's moustache. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable mambo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just suffering a seizure. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 9 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "waltz" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is waltz, even if it will further Floyd | the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable alligator before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just demonstrating Floyd | the natural inferiority of non-Aryan dances. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 9 Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to Floyd), "tango" | ||||
Floyd | You essay a wild tango. Hitler screams in agony at your degenerate-art Floyd | stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable breakdance before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Floyd | Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 8 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "get hitler's moustache" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to be a part of Hitler. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable conga before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 8 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "rumba" | ||||
Floyd | You bust out a phat rumba. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable time warp before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just demonstrating Floyd | the natural inferiority of non-Aryan dances. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 7 Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "breakdance" | ||||
Floyd | You essay a wild breakdance. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked line-dance. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x my moustache" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about your moustache. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable twist before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just readjusting his testicle. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "twist" | ||||
Floyd | (Hitler) Floyd | That would be less than courteous. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a sword dance. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "I was going to suggest pulling his moustache but it probably won't do much" | |||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "samba" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "remove my moustache" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking your moustache) Floyd | That seems to be a part of yourself. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a minuet. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | inky says, "honk honk" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "watusi" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "pull hitler's moustache" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a Cossack dance - but he has failed Floyd | to anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated Floyd | with the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||||
Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a hornpipe - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "minuet" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre minuet. The Floyd | judges give you a total score of four point three, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable mashed potato before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just warming up. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 11 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hornpipe" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre hornpipe. The Floyd | judges give you a total score of three point zero, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable rumba before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 11 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "robot" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "foxtrot" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is foxtrot, even if it will further Floyd | the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked waltz. Argh! The Western decadence, it burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "chacha" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "cha cha" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is the cha-cha-cha, even if it will Floyd | further the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable flamenco before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 10 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | GDorn asks, "how'd we get 11 hp?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "tapdance" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre tapdance. The Floyd | judges give you a total score of three point six, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a headbang - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "charleston" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is the charleston, even if it will Floyd | further the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable bhangra before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just doing stretches. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 11 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 6 Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "moondance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "boogie" | Rob_2 says, "all of my dances are degenerate" | |||
Floyd | You throw down a raw swing. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a mazurka - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "he danced something bad" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "moonwalk" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is the moonwalk, even if it will Floyd | further the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable merengue before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just doing stretches. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 12 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 5 Floyd | > | Rob_2 asks, "did we moonwalk yet?" | |||
| Bert says, "sing" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "tming" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable tango before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just warming up. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 12 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 5 Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyed), "mazurka" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swing" | ||||
Floyd | (Hitler) Floyd | There's nothing sensible to swing here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable boogaloo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 12 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 5 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to dance? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "mazurka" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre mazurka. The Floyd | judges give you a total score of four point eight, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked square-dance. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 11 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 5 Floyd | > | Jacqueline (to GDorn) | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a hornpipe - but he has failed to anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. | |||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "cossack" | ||||
Floyd | You try to perform a cossack dance, but it just reminds you of those Floyd | filthy Ukrainian traitors. Hitler tries to guffaw, but it comes out as Floyd | more of an abrasive twitter. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable pogo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 5 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "linedance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "tap" | ||||
Floyd | [tap -> nap] Floyd | You aren't feeling especially drowsy. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a Hokey-Cokey. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 5 Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "macarena" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "worm" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to David), "Aw - I told him to implement line dance, too!" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "bunny hop" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "monkey" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "mashed potato" | ||||
Floyd | You bust out a phat mashed potato. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a jota. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 4 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "chicken dance" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to do something to funky Floyd | chicken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert exclaims, "Ha!" | |||
| GDorn says, "awesome" | ||||
| Rob_2 asks, "a jota?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "funky chicken" | ||||
Floyd | You mash up a mean funky chicken. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked ballet. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 8 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 3 Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "macarena" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "I did, just with a space in it" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "yay funky chicken" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "line dance" | ||||
Floyd | [line -> lie] Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to maga), "Ah" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "dance line dance" | ||||
Floyd | [line -> lie] Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "electric slide" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is line-dance, even if it will Floyd | further the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a gavotte. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 8 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 3 Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh boo. We forgot the macarena." | |||
| Rob_2 says, "tried it" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "twice" | ||||
| Bert says (to Rob), "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jota_%28music%29" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "salsa" | ||||
Floyd | You kick out a wild salsa. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked poledance. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 7 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 2 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "dirty dance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "rhumba" | ||||
Floyd | You hesitate. You've already performed a rumba. The judges would surely Floyd | not look kindly upon recycled moves. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable salsa before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 7 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 2 Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "gee so many Jotas" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh dear. Hitler pole dancing." | ||||
| GDorn says, "this is awesomely rediculous" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pole dance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "lap dance" | ||||
Floyd | [lap -> nap] Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to nap. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "riverdance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "river dance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "ballet" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is ballet, even if it will further Floyd | the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked fandango. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 2 Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Bert), "Aw." | |||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "polka" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre polka. The judges Floyd | give you a total score of five point two, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a morris dance. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 2 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "merengue" | ||||
Floyd | You throw down a stylin" merengue. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked foxtrot. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fandango" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | Well, y'know, it's really hard to say much good about your average Floyd | Eastern European disco. They're going through a particularly Floyd | unfortunate phase in the inevitable disintegration of capitalism, so Floyd | you can almost forgive them. Almost. Floyd | Floyd | You are confronted by a jumped-up little corporal with a thing for Floyd | blondes, dogs and small children in lederhosen. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable krump before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is the fandango, even if it will Floyd | further the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable swing before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just demonstrating the natural Floyd | inferiority of non-Aryan dances. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Almost got him!" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x hitler" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about Hitler. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked cha-cha-cha. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 4 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "kiss hitler" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked disco move. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable cakewalk before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just warming up. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | Rob_2 asks, "is there a name for that bavarian lederhosen dance?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "We must dance!" | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "square" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "mambo" | ||||
Floyd | You kick out a mean mambo. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Floyd | Box. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 0 Floyd | Floyd | Sweat pours off you as you execute the final step and throw your arms Floyd | wide. Hitler bows his head in ignominious defeat. The judges make a Floyd | show of conferring, but the outcome is not in doubt. Floyd | Floyd | But as your moment of glory is at hand, a swanky, unspeakably bourgeois Floyd | golf cart - a golf cart, for Engels" sake - bursts through the crowd, Floyd | benoodled with limp-wristed banners. Be Nice To The Elderly Sometimes. Floyd | Progress Democratically And Gradually Towards An Acceptably Floyd | Consensus-Based Socialism Of Some Sort. Lazily Masticate All Floyd | Sandwiches. Poofy-haired Oxbridge grads spring from the cab, adorned in Floyd | half-assed guerilla chic. Floyd | Floyd | "Schiesse," gasps Hitler in a tone of utter despair, "is das Fabians." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** I was going to put in another scene here but I have no ideas so Floyd | you win I guess *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 40 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "wooh" | Jacqueline says, "wooh" | |||
| Bert exclaims, "Now let's lose!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | inky says, "hee hee" | |||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "belly dance" | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable bellydance before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing Floyd | the heroic, irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "dance xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swan dance" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "tap" | ||||
Floyd | [tap -> nap] Floyd | You aren't feeling especially drowsy. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable funky chicken before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just warming up. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | Tale asks (of maga), "Ist das Fabians? What's that supposed to mean?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "cumbia" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "sit down" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a paso doble. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance on ice" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "diagnose" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert asks, "It's those Fabians?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a tapdance. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | Bert exclaims, "Hey, I tried to tap!" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "ballet" | ||||
Floyd | You hesitate. You've already performed a ballet. The judges would Floyd | surely not look kindly upon recycled moves. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a jig - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky | The Fabian Society is a British socialist intellectual movement, whose purpose is to advance the socialist cause by gradualist and reformist, rather than revolutionary means. | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked charleston. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 2 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "dance badly" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Well, he should've said: "Sind das die Fabianer?"" | |||
| Bert asks, "Look, are *you* going to be the one to tell the fuhrer his grammar's off?" | ||||
| Rob_2 says, "heh" | ||||
| inky says (to Tale), "it wasn't a question, though" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "limbo" | ||||
Floyd | You essay a mean limbo. Hitler screams in agony at your degenerate-art Floyd | stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable limbo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 2 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 0 Floyd | Floyd | Sweat pours off you as you execute the final step and throw your arms Floyd | wide. Hitler bows his head in ignominious defeat. The judges make a Floyd | show of conferring, but the outcome is not in doubt. Floyd | Floyd | But as your moment of glory is at hand, a swanky, unspeakably bourgeois Floyd | golf cart - a golf cart, for Engels" sake - bursts through the crowd, Floyd | benoodled with limp-wristed banners. Be Nice To The Elderly Sometimes. Floyd | Progress Democratically And Gradually Towards An Acceptably Floyd | Consensus-Based Socialism Of Some Sort. Lazily Masticate All Floyd | Sandwiches. Poofy-haired Oxbridge grads spring from the cab, adorned in Floyd | half-assed guerilla chic. Floyd | Floyd | "Schiesse," gasps Hitler in a tone of utter despair, "is das Fabians." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** I was going to put in another scene here but I have no ideas so Floyd | you win I guess *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 45 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | inky says, "he meant to say "oh crap, it's the fabians"" | |||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "tell hitler to remove pants" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable skank before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just demonstrating the natural Floyd | inferiority of non-Aryan dances. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 2 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "skank" | ||||
Floyd | You mash up a phat skank. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Floyd | Box. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 2 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 0 Floyd | Floyd | Sweat pours off you as you execute the final step and throw your arms Floyd | wide. Hitler bows his head in ignominious defeat. The judges make a Floyd | show of conferring, but the outcome is not in doubt. Floyd | Floyd | But as your moment of glory is at hand, a swanky, unspeakably bourgeois Floyd | golf cart - a golf cart, for Engels" sake - bursts through the crowd, Floyd | benoodled with limp-wristed banners. Be Nice To The Elderly Sometimes. Floyd | Progress Democratically And Gradually Towards An Acceptably Floyd | Consensus-Based Socialism Of Some Sort. Lazily Masticate All Floyd | Sandwiches. Poofy-haired Oxbridge grads spring from the cab, adorned in Floyd | half-assed guerilla chic. Floyd | Floyd | "Schiesse," gasps Hitler in a tone of utter despair, "is das Fabians." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** I was going to put in another scene here but I have no ideas so Floyd | you win I guess *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 46 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "I hate to think what skank dancing is" | ||||
| Fang asks, "Hard to lose, isn't it?" | ||||
| Nate arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "cabbage patch" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tap" | ||||
| GDorn says (to floyd), "striptease" | ||||
Floyd | [patch -> watch] Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | [tap -> nap] Floyd | You aren't feeling especially drowsy. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked can-can. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says (to Nate), "heh" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "hustle" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot bring yourself to embrace the right-deviationist, degenerate Floyd | Western bourgeois abomination that is the hustle, even if it will Floyd | further the international class struggle. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable jive before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | maga says, "skanking is a reggae/ska/punk dance style" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "cabbage patch" | ||||
Floyd | [patch -> watch] Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "I werde not lassen beleidigen die german Sprache when mein beherrschen of English ist perfect!" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "hoof" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x shoes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | Well, y'know, it's really hard to say much good about your average Floyd | Eastern European disco. They're going through a particularly Floyd | unfortunate phase in the inevitable disintegration of capitalism, so Floyd | you can almost forgive them. Almost. Floyd | Floyd | You are confronted by a jumped-up little corporal with a thing for Floyd | blondes, dogs and small children in lederhosen. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable limbo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just demonstrating the natural Floyd | inferiority of non-Aryan dances. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cha cha cha" | ||||
Floyd | You hesitate. You've already performed a cha-cha-cha. The judges would Floyd | surely not look kindly upon recycled moves. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable moonwalk before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "x disco" | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "rumba" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You hesitate. You've already performed a rumba. The judges would surely Floyd | not look kindly upon recycled moves. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a jig - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "roomba" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to floyd), "mosh" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre headbang. The Floyd | judges give you a total score of four point three, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked jitterbug. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "mamba" | ||||
Floyd | [mamba -> mambo] Floyd | You mash up a fresh mambo. Hitler screams in agony at your Floyd | degenerate-art stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable hustle before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just suffering a seizure. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 0 Floyd | Floyd | Sweat pours off you as you execute the final step and throw your arms Floyd | wide. Hitler bows his head in ignominious defeat. The judges make a Floyd | show of conferring, but the outcome is not in doubt. Floyd | Floyd | But as your moment of glory is at hand, a swanky, unspeakably bourgeois Floyd | golf cart - a golf cart, for Engels" sake - bursts through the crowd, Floyd | benoodled with limp-wristed banners. Be Nice To The Elderly Sometimes. Floyd | Progress Democratically And Gradually Towards An Acceptably Floyd | Consensus-Based Socialism Of Some Sort. Lazily Masticate All Floyd | Sandwiches. Poofy-haired Oxbridge grads spring from the cab, adorned in Floyd | half-assed guerilla chic. Floyd | Floyd | "Schiesse," gasps Hitler in a tone of utter despair, "is das Fabians." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** I was going to put in another scene here but I have no ideas so Floyd | you win I guess *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 52 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "so close" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "cardboard box" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre Big Fish Little Floyd | Fish Cardboard Box. The judges give you a total score of three point Floyd | six, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable haka before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just readjusting his testicle. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "ha ha" | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "haka" | ||||
Floyd | You essay a phat haka. Hitler screams in agony at your degenerate-art Floyd | stylez! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable hustle before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 0 Floyd | Floyd | Sweat pours off you as you execute the final step and throw your arms Floyd | wide. Hitler bows his head in ignominious defeat. The judges make a Floyd | show of conferring, but the outcome is not in doubt. Floyd | Floyd | But as your moment of glory is at hand, a swanky, unspeakably bourgeois Floyd | golf cart - a golf cart, for Engels" sake - bursts through the crowd, Floyd | benoodled with limp-wristed banners. Be Nice To The Elderly Sometimes. Floyd | Progress Democratically And Gradually Towards An Acceptably Floyd | Consensus-Based Socialism Of Some Sort. Lazily Masticate All Floyd | Sandwiches. Poofy-haired Oxbridge grads spring from the cab, adorned in Floyd | half-assed guerilla chic. Floyd | Floyd | "Schiesse," gasps Hitler in a tone of utter despair, "is das Fabians." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** I was going to put in another scene here but I have no ideas so Floyd | you win I guess *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 53 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "teapot" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "do-si-do" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "bhangra" | ||||
Floyd | Confident of victory, you puff up your chest, throw up your hands and Floyd | work your manly hips. Floyd | Floyd | "Ah-HA!" Hitler cries. "Got you! Bhangra is derived from folk-songs in Floyd | Punjabi, which, last I checked, was an Indo-ARYAN language! Judges, I Floyd | claim my bonus hit point!" Floyd | Floyd | Caught flat-footed, you stall with an account of Communist social Floyd | successes in Kerala. Floyd | Floyd | "What the Hel has that got to do with anything?" asks Hitler. "Since Floyd | when do they speak Punjabi in Kerala? They're all subhuman Floyd | Elamo-Dravidians." Floyd | Floyd | But it's too late. You occupy a further half-hour with explanations of Floyd | the fine historical distinctions between the Communist Party of India Floyd | and the Communist Party of India (Marxist), and the judges fall asleep. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable hustle before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 0 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 0 Floyd | Floyd | The judges beam. Hitler smirks. The audience break into spontaneous Floyd | Nazi salutes, and start pelting you with bratwurst. But retreat is Floyd | unthinkable. Surely, somehow, you can break out the ultimate Floyd | proletarian move that will clearly demonstrate class-destiny. If you Floyd | can just think for a moment - Floyd | Floyd | The clock strikes twelve. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Sweat pours off you as you execute the final step and throw your arms Floyd | wide. Hitler bows his head in ignominious defeat. The judges make a Floyd | show of conferring, but the outcome is not in doubt. Floyd | Floyd | But as your moment of glory is at hand, a swanky, unspeakably bourgeois Floyd | golf cart - a golf cart, for Engels" sake - bursts through the crowd, Floyd | benoodled with limp-wristed banners. Be Nice To The Elderly Sometimes. Floyd | Progress Democratically And Gradually Towards An Acceptably Floyd | Consensus-Based Socialism Of Some Sort. Lazily Masticate All Floyd | Sandwiches. Poofy-haired Oxbridge grads spring from the cab, adorned in Floyd | half-assed guerilla chic. Floyd | Floyd | "Schiesse," gasps Hitler in a tone of utter despair, "is das Fabians." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** I was going to put in another scene here but I have no ideas so Floyd | you win I guess *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 53 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "This is hard to lose." | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm making a quick dinner while you guys figure it out." | |||
| Rob_2 says (to floyd), "hokey pokey" | ||||
Floyd | Not sure what good it'll do, you attempt a lacklustre Hokey-Cokey. The Floyd | judges give you a total score of four point five, and Hitler sneers. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Floyd | Box. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "hokey-cokey? hmm" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable hustle before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | The judges, exhausted, arbitrarily declare a forfeit. How unseemly! Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 1 Floyd | Floyd | *** You should have cut it up faster, tovarisch *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 54 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Rob_2 says, "lackluster yet not losing points darnit" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "ha ha" | Rob_2 says, "so that's how" | |||
| GDorn says, "that was just a tie" | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), ";Did we just tie or something?" | ||||
Floyd | [just -> dust] Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | > | Bert asks, "DId we just tie or something?" | |||
| inky says, "well, that last one was running out of time" | ||||
| Bert says, "TIming." | ||||
| inky says, "the previous one was a tie, I think" | ||||
| Bert asks, "Also, hrm. How the heck can we lose faster?" | ||||
| maga says, "actually, it's Hitler running out of moves" | ||||
| Bert says (to maga), "Dang." | ||||
| inky says, "hmm" | ||||
| inky asks (of maga), "so can we lose?" | ||||
| Fang asks, "what if we restart and z continuously?" | ||||
| Bert asks, "*Can* we lose?" | ||||
| maga says, "yeah" | ||||
| inky says (to Fang), "ok, try that" | ||||
| maga says, "it's intentionally fairly easy" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "save" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | > | Nate says, "this game is the perfect accompaniment to having watched The Producers" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With the power of history swelling in your blood, you throw open the Floyd | doors of the Eastern Theatre Ballroom. Soon, the decadent Western Floyd | calendar will be overthrown, and the only months will be May, October, Floyd | Ferroconcrete and Tractor. Floyd | Floyd | A hush falls over the dancefloor as you twirl out into open space with Floyd | jutted chin and clingy pants. The crowd parts, revealing a bilious Floyd | shrimp in khaki jodphurs, a death's-head medallion and a pervert's Floyd | moustache. Floyd | Floyd | It's on. Floyd | Floyd | The War On New Year's Floyd | or, Dance Dance January Revolution by Sam Kabo Ashwell Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 071229 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/11N) Floyd | Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | Well, y'know, it's really hard to say much good about your average Floyd | Eastern European disco. They're going through a particularly Floyd | unfortunate phase in the inevitable disintegration of capitalism, so Floyd | you can almost forgive them. Almost. Floyd | Floyd | You are confronted by a jumped-up little corporal with a thing for Floyd | blondes, dogs and small children in lederhosen. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked cha-cha-cha. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "gouda" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a tapdance. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable boogaloo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z; z; z" | maga says, "it's probably quite unlikely that you'll lose" | |||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z.z.z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable rumba before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked ballet. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 8 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a Hokey-Cokey. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 8 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z.z.z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable bellydance before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog Floyd | turd off his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 8 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a Cossack dance - but he has failed Floyd | to anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated Floyd | with the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable twist before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 9 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a jota. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 8 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Bert says, "(We should probably undo if he gives us any bonus HP.)" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a jig - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked square-dance. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 7 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | inky says, "oh, I assumed it was scripted" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Jota's not just an Admiral, it's also a dance?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked charleston. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "er ?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable skank before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just demonstrating the natural Floyd | inferiority of non-Aryan dances. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Bert says (to Jacq), "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jota_%28music%29" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a hornpipe - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable haka before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just warming up. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a morris dance. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable flamenco before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just getting a dog turd off Floyd | his jackboot. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | maga says, "well, 'jota' is just Spanish for the letter J, right? it means a whole bunch of things" | |||
| Bert says, "It's also a motorcycle and a boy scout festival and a South American rock star, I think." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable limbo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just doing stretches. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Bert says (to maga), "Right." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable time warp before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just suffering a Floyd | seizure. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Fang says, "Crap, Hitler can do the time warp" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable mashed potato before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just suffering a Floyd | seizure. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "twister" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert says, "Also, some sort of impolite sexual epithet that I'm not really sure of and would rather not want to be." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a gavotte. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable pogo before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Fang says, "Huh, he can't see to do anything more" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a sword dance. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable bhangra before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a paso doble. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 6 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z.z.z" | Fang asks, "are there moves we make that costs us HP?" | |||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked jitterbug. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable breakdance before Floyd | remembering himself. He quickly pretends that he was just readjusting Floyd | his testicle. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable hustle before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just expressing the heroic, Floyd | irrational spontanaeity that is the Ubermensch perogative. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "taunt hitler" | ||||
Floyd | That noun did not make sense in this context. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "break leg" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z.z.z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a headbang - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked foxtrot. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 5 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a jig - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "that one aryan move" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Wow. Can't lose." | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "the Cossack dance hurts you, I think" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||||
Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | With a flourish, Hitler breaks into a headbang - but he has failed to Floyd | anticipate the rich, authentic proletarian traditions associated with Floyd | the form! Your pinko heart swells with pride - and hit points. Floyd | Floyd | > | Bert asks, "Oh yeah, what was that?" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "cossack" | ||||
Floyd | You try to perform a cossack dance, but it just reminds you of those Floyd | filthy Ukrainian traitors. Hitler tries to guffaw, but it comes out as Floyd | more of an abrasive twitter. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable salsa before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just suffering a seizure. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 4 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Eastern Theatre Dancefloor Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "cossack" | ||||
Floyd | You try to perform a cossack dance, but it just reminds you of those Floyd | filthy Ukrainian traitors. Hitler tries to guffaw, but it comes out as Floyd | more of an abrasive twitter. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler gets two steps into a quite passable cakewalk before remembering Floyd | himself. He quickly pretends that he was just invading Poland. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 3 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | Bert asks, "Actually, didn't that aryan one just give him an HP?" | |||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z.z.z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked disco move. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 2 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked waltz. Argh! The Western decadence, it burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler makes a half-hearted attempt at a minuet. Whatever. Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 1 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | > | ||||
| Bert says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hitler pulls out a wicked line-dance. Argh! The Western decadence, it Floyd | burns! Floyd | Floyd | Your HP: 0 Floyd | Hitler's HP: 10 Floyd | Floyd | The judges beam. Hitler smirks. The audience break into spontaneous Floyd | Nazi salutes, and start pelting you with bratwurst. But retreat is Floyd | unthinkable. Surely, somehow, you can break out the ultimate Floyd | proletarian move that will clearly demonstrate class-destiny. If you Floyd | can just think for a moment - Floyd | Floyd | The clock strikes twelve. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The Nazis have taken New Year's! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 29 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "woo" | |||
| Bert exclaims, "FLAWLESS VICTORY!" | ||||
| Fang says, "yay for nazism" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Hooray being pelted with bratwurst!" | ||||
| Bert asks, "Also, hmm. Was that tie a bug?" | ||||
| Jacqueline hollers, "Starting the last game now." | Bert says, "It looked like it was just the losing and winning messages displayed one after the other." | |||
| inky says, "yeah, I think it didn't properly handle both scores hitting 0" | ||||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| inky says, "(on the same turn)" | ||||
| inky hollers, "which is probably hers" | ||||
| inky hollers, "but she's too modest to say so" | maga says, "no - when Hitler runs out of moves you just cede the game, I think" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, maga will have to do a new release." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to inky), "ha" | maga says, "oh dear" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to ink), "It is mine, yes." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "We ready for the last one?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||||
| Bert hollers, "Enh, let's just call it a night." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load notsameals" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What is your last name? | Tale says, "We where born ready." | |||
| inky says, "hee hee" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "Mudd" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Good evening, Agent Mudd. Thank you for getting here so quickly..." Floyd | He glances at your tuxedo. "...and you're already dressed for the part Floyd | I need you to play this evening." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh? I was on my way to a party, this being New Year's Eve. But I'd Floyd | rather be working, to be honest - while I'm a fan of the mayor and his Floyd | wife, I'm not overly fond of going stag to New Year's Eve parties. Floyd | What's the job this evening?" you ask, picking a piece of lint from Floyd | your otherwise black trousers. Floyd | Floyd | Special Agent Buxton smiles amicably at you. "Well, I'm sorry to be Floyd | the bearer of bad news, Mudd, but I'm afraid that's precisely where Floyd | this evening's assignment takes you..." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not the Same Old Lang Syne Floyd | Another rather silly SpeedIF by Jacqueline A. Lott Floyd | Release 0 / Serial number 071230 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/11N) Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Beneath a flickering street light, 5th and Main Floyd | Times have been hard in the spying business as of late, and the effects Floyd | of budget cuts are hard and far-reaching: even Special Agent Buxton is Floyd | reduced to meeting spies on dark street corners to hand out Floyd | assignments. Floyd | Floyd | Agent Buxton stands here, waiting to answer your questions. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "also, a bunch of my descriptions vanished into the aether, it'd seem" | |||
| Bert says, "Aw." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Aw?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about assignment" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me about the job," you inquire. Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, let's get down to business, shall we? This evening's job is a Floyd | bit bizarre, even by our standards. We have some very reliable Floyd | intelligence that..." He pauses, as if he's not quite comfortable with Floyd | the part that comes next. "...that Adolf Hitler's scientists perfected Floyd | a time machine and he plans to crash the mayor's party this evening. Floyd | For what reason, we are unsure, but you must stop him at all costs." Floyd | He lowers his voice and says, "All. Costs. Got me? You have a Floyd | license to kill this evening, Mudd." Floyd | Floyd | With a smug look, Buxton produces a tiny box, which he gives to you. Floyd | "Inside this is a mouse. But not just any mouse, mind you - it's an Floyd | infected mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "eat mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about mouse" | ||||
Floyd | He says, "Inside this box is a mouse. But not just any mouse, mind you Floyd | - it's an infected mouse." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||||
Floyd | Hm, better not - there's death inside of it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about box" | ||||
Floyd | He says, "Inside this box is a mouse. But not just any mouse, mind you Floyd | - it's an infected mouse." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "buxton about infection" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about infection" | ||||
Floyd | There's a pause, then he says, "I don't have time for idle banter, Floyd | Mudd." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about hitler" | ||||
Floyd | He says, "What do you mean, you don't know who Hitler was? Everyone Floyd | knows who Hitler was. Didn't you have to take some sort of test before Floyd | you got into Spy School? I weep for the future of our industry! Let Floyd | is suffice to say that he must die, and that you are the man who will Floyd | make it happen." Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about mayor" | ||||
Floyd | He says, "He's not all that bad, as you know. More importantly, he's Floyd | valuable to this administration. You must protect him." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about time machine" | ||||
Floyd | There's a pause, then he says, "I don't have time for idle banter, Floyd | Mudd." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about buxton" | ||||
Floyd | There's a pause, then he says, "I don't have time for idle banter, Floyd | Mudd." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about backpay" | ||||
Floyd | There's a pause, then he says, "I don't have time for idle banter, Floyd | Mudd." Floyd | Floyd | "Look, you have the mouse and I've already explained the assignment - Floyd | infect Hitler. I don't care how... just make sure that Hitler somehow Floyd | comes in contact with the mouse's blood, feces, or saliva. Floyd | Floyd | "TAXI!" he hails a cab. You get in and direct the cabby to the Floyd | mayor's house..." Floyd | | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about infection" | ||||
Floyd | *** Press any key *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mayoral Soiree Floyd | Earlier, when Buxton had slipped out of the shadows and told you he had Floyd | an assignment for you, you'd experienced a brief flicker of hope that Floyd | you might not be attending the Mayor's New Year's Eve party. But here Floyd | you are, nevertheless, mingling with shallow cosmopolitan women and Floyd | their power-hungry husbands. Then again, you're not much better than Floyd | they are, much as you'd like to think otherwise. Are you here because Floyd | you're on some noble quest to Do Good? Or are you just here to funnel Floyd | some more cash into your Swiss bank account? Much as you hate to admit Floyd | it, there's probably a lot of truth in the latter statement. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a table (on which are some egg nog and some hors d'oeuvres) Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "ask buxton about mudd" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Hm. Time machine should be on there." | |||
| Nitku goes home. | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "put mouse in egg nog" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put box in nog" | ||||
Floyd | Those can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||||
Floyd | Hm, better not - there's death inside of it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "hm" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x nog" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x nog" | ||||
Floyd | This coagulated mess of cream is popular for whatever reason around the Floyd | holidays. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | This coagulated mess of cream is popular for whatever reason around the Floyd | holidays. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take nog" | ||||
Floyd | You'd really rather not. You like the fact that your heart beats and Floyd | your BMI is within normal range. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "put box in nog" | ||||
Floyd | Those can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x hors" | ||||
Floyd | The hors d'oeuvres on hand this evening are a variety of finger Floyd | sandwiches in countless varieties, all scrumptious-looking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mouse in nog" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "eat hors" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the hors d'oeuvres) Floyd | You pick up a sandwich at random and take a bite. As you chew the tiny Floyd | snack, two thoughts occur to you. First, that this is perhaps the best Floyd | deli-sliced pygmy hippopotamus sandwich you have ever had, and second, Floyd | that the access to the hors d'oeuvres table is limited and that perhaps Floyd | if you stood here eating sandwiches you could block everyone's access Floyd | to the eggnog, which you could spike without anyone except your Floyd | intended target getting hurt. Assuming Hitler turns up, that is. Floyd | Which he won't, because (a) time machines are a load of hooey and (b) Floyd | despite all conspiracy theories to the contrary, you're fairly certain Floyd | Hitler has been dead since 1945. Floyd | Floyd | But wait, what's this?! A small whirring sound announces the arrival Floyd | of... a golf cart. A very swanky golf cart. Covered in noodles. Floyd | Swanky noodles. The cart comes to an abrupt stop and out of the Floyd | driver's seat steps none other than Adolf Hitler himself. In the Floyd | flesh. In the immortal words of Brendan Barnwell, "MACKEREL!" (...or Floyd | "OPPRESSION!" - take your pick.) Floyd | Floyd | This is the moment your boss was hoping for - all the commotion and Floyd | surprise from Hitler's arrival presents you with the perfect Floyd | opportunity to spike the egg nog. You open the box and drop the mouse Floyd | into the nog. The mouse gurgles, then sputters, then disappears Floyd | beneath the surface... smothered in milk, eggs, cream, and only God Floyd | knows what else. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha ha" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take nog" | ||||
Floyd | You'd really rather not. You like the fact that your heart beats and Floyd | your BMI is within normal range. Floyd | Floyd | A horribly snooty woman makes a move for the egg nog, but you block it Floyd | with your body and chew your fried red panda sandwich in a very Floyd | diligent, turtle-like manner, which repulses the would-be egg nog Floyd | consumer. "Dreadfully sorry," you say through a mouth full of Floyd | delicious finger food. "I've got this New Year's resolution to slowly Floyd | masticate all sandwiches, and I'm starting early. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Hehehe" | |||
| inky says, "next up I will chew my turtle sandwich in a red-panda-like manner" | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x hitler" | ||||
Floyd | His dramatic entrance in the golf cart time machine aroused only Floyd | temporary attentiveness in the guests. Despite his antiquated dress Floyd | and ridiculous moustache, he was unable to hold their attention, and Floyd | after their full fifteen-second attention span had been consumed, they Floyd | went back to prattling on about their inane existances. Floyd | Floyd | A vapid man makes a move for the egg nog, but you block it with your Floyd | body and chew your minced Riverine rabbit sandwich in a very pensive, Floyd | cow-like manner, which repulses the would-be egg nog consumer. Floyd | "Dreadfully sorry," you say through a mouth full of delicious finger Floyd | food. "I've got this New Year's resolution to slowly masticate all Floyd | sandwiches, and I'm very committed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "give egg nog to hitler" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the egg nog) Floyd | You'd really rather not. You like the fact that your heart beats and Floyd | your BMI is within normal range. Floyd | Floyd | A horribly snooty woman makes a move for the egg nog, but you block it Floyd | with your body and chew your long-baked beaked echidna sandwich in a Floyd | very meditative, sloth-like manner, which repulses the would-be egg nog Floyd | consumer. "Dreadfully sorry," you say through a mouth full of Floyd | delicious finger food. "I've got this New Year's resolution to slowly Floyd | masticate all sandwiches, and I'm starting early. Floyd | Floyd | Hitler then siddles up to the egg nog bowl, but you make no move to Floyd | stop him. In fact, you offer him a cup. "Mein Führer," you say, as Floyd | you hand him the cup - possibly laying it on a bit thick, but a smile Floyd | touches Hitler's lips, he nods to you, and he accepts your offer of the Floyd | cup. He pours himself a helping of the thick, viscous, gelatinous (and Floyd | deadly) goo. "Prosit Neujahr," he says, amicably, before downing the Floyd | goopy, mucilaginous, glutinous (and deadly) glop." Floyd | Floyd | You watch Hitler carefully, and begin to count to yourself to see how Floyd | long this is going to take. The average incubation time for Floyd | hantavirus, the most common mouse-borne virus that springs to mind, is Floyd | two to four weeks in humans. You know this from both your extensive Floyd | spy training as well as your obsessive reading of Wikipedia. Floyd | Floyd | Two to four weeks?! Let's hope it ain't hantivirus, hm? Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale falls over laughing. | |||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | "Blech!" Hitler spits up some blood into his egg nog glass, the falls Floyd | to a heap on the floor. That's what you were hoping for, deep down Floyd | inside - fast acting Ebolavirus. Except - oh noes! It's so very Floyd | infectious that soon you'll be infected, as well as all the guests. So Floyd | much for collateral damage... What are you to do?! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "die horribly" | ||||
Floyd | [die -> lie] Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hitler" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose Adolf Hitler would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | The revelers are freaked out. How will you save them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "contain virus" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | There are so many reasons to not enter that contraption. First, you Floyd | haven't the slightest idea how to drive the thing, through space or Floyd | time. Secondly, who wants to be seen in a golf cart? I mean... really Floyd | now. Floyd | Floyd | The party-goers are crazy with fear. How will you aid them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Mayoral Soiree Floyd | You look around, trying to plan how you want this to go down in the Floyd | (probably unlikely) event that Hitler actually makes an appearance. Floyd | You can picture a couple of different scenarios. You could put the Floyd | mice amongst the hors d'oeuvres and egg nog, but then you run the risk Floyd | of infecting others. You'd like to avoid any collateral damage, Floyd | however, so unless you can think of a way to keep people away from the Floyd | hors d'oeuvres table, your best bet might just be to make the mouse Floyd | bite him. How to do that - especially without getting bit in the Floyd | process - is something you have yet to figure out. Perhaps you can put Floyd | the mouse down the front of his trousers or something. Floyd | Floyd | Hitler lies dead in a heap on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart and a table (on which are some egg nog) Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The revelers are scared. How will you save them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | This is one tripped out golf cart. Swanky and benoodled, it must be Floyd | the time machine of which Buxton spoke. Floyd | Floyd | The party-goers are insane with fright. How will you aid them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | There are so many reasons to not enter that contraption. First, you Floyd | haven't the slightest idea how to drive the thing, through space or Floyd | time. Secondly, who wants to be seen in a golf cart? I mean... really Floyd | now. Floyd | Floyd | The merrymakers are frightened. How will you cure them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some hors d'oeuvres Floyd | a box (open) Floyd | an antidote Floyd | a tuxedo (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | The frolickers are scared. How will you save them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat hitler" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking Adolf Hitler) Floyd | I don't suppose Adolf Hitler would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | The partiers are crazy with fear. How will you rescue them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x antidote" | ||||
Floyd | You can only hope that the vial you've found in the box given to you by Floyd | Buxton contains an antidote. Floyd | Floyd | The merrymakers are freaked out. How will you cure them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "put antidote in hors" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the antidote before you can put it into Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | The partiers are freaking the hell out. How will you rescue them? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "take antidote" | ||||
Floyd | You remove the antidote from the box and divide it equally among the Floyd | party attendees and yourself. Everyone hurriedly downs the strange Floyd | liquid, willing to gamble on its effectiveness after witnessing the Floyd | quick and grueseome demise of the man with the silly moustache... Floyd | ...and it's a gamble that pays off! Everyone lives until midnight, and Floyd | you needn't have worried about attending the party all by yourself, Floyd | because there are lots of lovely ladies in line for a kiss at midnight. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have defeated Hitler and saved the day! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | inky says, "hooray" | |||
| Tale says, "Yay for Mudd." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "So if Hitler died in the future...?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Gosh, that took less than ten minutes." | ||||
| HairBrain says, "Clearly that was Space Hitler." | ||||
| DavidW says, "ah. Clearly." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Mayoral Soiree Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The merrymakers are insane with fright. How will you save them? Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The partiers are afeared. How will you aid them? Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The revelers are crazy with fear. How will you save them? Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The partiers are freaked out. How will you aid them? Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The merrymakers are ascared. How will you cure them? Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "well, there weren't actually many puzzles to solve here" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "No." | ||||
| inky says, "it seemed like the game solved most of the dilemmas for you" | ||||
| Tale says, "I wish real life would do that." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "about" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | Rob_2 says, "well, this was fun" | |||
| Rob_2 says, "time to run" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Rob_2 has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "enter" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | Jacqueline asks, "Wait, how do we select?" | |||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | One possible walkthrough: Floyd | Floyd | First of all, enter a surname. Floyd | Then look around, ask questions. Floyd | Regardless of what you do, things'll work out fine. Floyd | > EAT SAMMICHES Floyd | > Z. Z. Z. Z Floyd | >i Floyd | >x antidote Floyd | >take antidote Floyd | Floyd | That's all there is to it, really. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | Bert says, "Man, I missed that whole game." | |||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "p" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | > (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | Jacqueline says (to Bert), "Well, we're done, so if you want, we can play it again." | |||
| Bert says, "I was about 30 seconds late, because I got up to get a drink of water." | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "p" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "p.p" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "press space" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| Fang pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is a work of SpeedIF. SpeedIFs are intentionally written in a Floyd | very short period of time; the "rule" used to be that you wrote a Floyd | SpeedIF in two hours or less, but that is a rule to which few coders Floyd | actually adhere. This game was written in about twelve hours, though Floyd | honestly quite a bit of that time was spent relearning how to code. Floyd | Floyd | This game was written for New Year's Speed, a SpeedIF that was Floyd | coordinated to coincide with the last weekend in 2007. The premise of Floyd | this particular SpeedIF is as follows: Floyd | Floyd | Write a New Year's-themed speed IF which incorporates eggnog spiked Floyd | with mice, a party crashed by Adolf Hitler, and a resolution to lazily Floyd | masticate all sandwiches. Extra props for including a swanky, Floyd | benoodled golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Silliness ensues. I hope you enjoy it, though. If you notice any Floyd | show-stopping bugs, I can be reached at Jacqueline.A.Lott@gmail.com Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | Bert says, "And then you guy smust have been playing as quickly as I could read scrollback." | |||
| inky says, "hee hee" | ||||
| Bert says, "So I finished reading 30 seconds after you finished playing." | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "n" | Fang asks, "Is this game loseable?" | |||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "p" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "space" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "press space" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is a work of SpeedIF. SpeedIFs are intentionally written in a Floyd | very short period of time; the "rule" used to be that you wrote a Floyd | SpeedIF in two hours or less, but that is a rule to which few coders Floyd | actually adhere. This game was written in about twelve hours, though Floyd | honestly quite a bit of that time was spent relearning how to code. Floyd | Floyd | This game was written for New Year's Speed, a SpeedIF that was Floyd | coordinated to coincide with the last weekend in 2007. The premise of Floyd | this particular SpeedIF is as follows: Floyd | Floyd | Write a New Year's-themed speed IF which incorporates eggnog spiked Floyd | with mice, a party crashed by Adolf Hitler, and a resolution to lazily Floyd | masticate all sandwiches. Extra props for including a swanky, Floyd | benoodled golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Silliness ensues. I hope you enjoy it, though. If you notice any Floyd | show-stopping bugs, I can be reached at Jacqueline.A.Lott@gmail.com Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | Jacqueline says, "oops" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "You want the credits?" | ||||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "p" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > What possessed me to write this game Floyd | Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| Fang pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Thanks, as ever, to Graham Nelson and Emily Short for Inform 7 and its Floyd | extensions, and to David Kinder and Andrew Hunter for the I7 Windows Floyd | front end. Thanks to Sam Kabo Ashwell for letting me bounce ideas off Floyd | of him and being just generally wonderful. Thanks to Gunther Schmidl Floyd | for correcting my German, and thanks to all the other mudders who were Floyd | there to answer my sleepy late-night questions. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | What possessed me to write this game Floyd | > Credits and Acknowledgements Floyd | (SPOILERS) A Walkthrough, if you're really stuck | ||||
| inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Fang disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | ||||
| maga disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | Bert says, "'This game was written by Jacquelin Lott. Special thanks go to Jacqueline Lott for hosting this speedIF.'" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Fun experiment - and right at two hours. Nice." | ||||
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