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ClubFloyd Transcript:
Bigfoot Bluff [Alpha] by P.B. Parjeter
As played on ifMUD on March 13, 2022

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of the alpha of Bigfoot Bluff written by P.B. Parjeter. Bigfoot Bluff was released as part of Spring Thing 2022. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.

WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.

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#ClubFloyd Discussion

MoyTravis asks, "Wait we have a game already?"
Roger says, "This is Club Betatest"
DavidW asks, "Gee, Pinkunz, what are we gonna play today?"
Jacqueline says, "We do. We are beta testing."
DavidW says, "Narf"
Pinkunz exclaims, "The same thing we do EVERYDAY, try to take over the MUD!"
Jacqueline looks at the others. "Is that what we do?"
Pinkunz shrugs.
Pinkunz says, "I don't think the MUD put up much resistance."
MoyTravis asks, "Apparently?"
DavidW asks, "I forgot all about beta testing today. Did we get a game to test?"
Roger says, "hope so"
DavidW says, "oh, scrollback says we have a game"
MoyTravis says, "Uh, ask whoever's setting it up."
MoyTravis says, "Which, apparently, is Pinkunz? I have no objection, I was just surprised."
Jacqueline asks, "I'm looking. Pinkunz, is it in my email?"
Pinkunz says, "The first email I sent you."
Jacqueline says, "Oh. I'm looking in the wrong spot. One sec."
Jacqueline says, "Oho! Yep. One sec."
Pinkunz says, "Also, the author is here, he's trying to figure out how to communicate and ask for a clubhouse pass"
Pinkunz says, "His screenname is pbparjeter."
Jacqueline says, "Ah, let me give him a pass."
DavidW says, "He's in Dorm A at the moment."
Jacqueline gets ClubFloyd Pass 06.
Jacqueline disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Jacqueline has arrived.
pbparjeter has arrived. DavidW says, "You'll want to add pbparjeter to the channel too, of course."
* Jacqueline has added pbparjeter to the channel.
Jacqueline says, "Timing"
Pinkunz exclaims (at pbparjeter), "Welcome!"
DavidW says, "And tell him how to use the channel."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yes. I've done this previously."
Jacqueline laughs.
DavidW says, "sorry"
Jacqueline says (to PB), "To type on the channel, type #CLUBFLOYD HI"
pbparjeter says, "Hello, everyone, thanks for bearing with me, not sure if you saw my flood of commands"
DavidW says, "Not yet"
Jacqueline says, "That establishes the channel, then after that's done you can shorten it with a semi-colon, like this: ;HI AGAIN"
Pinkunz says (to pbparjeter), "You were in another room when most of them were made, so not so much yet, lol."
pbparjeter says, "HI"
DavidW says, "Dorm A is like a bedroom you wake up in."
Jacqueline asks (of Folks,), "why don't I just forward around the map and png by email, would that work?"
pbparjeter says, "The filebin link should be ok to paste here"
bg says, "hi pbparjeter"
MoyTravis says, "the wha now"
Jacqueline says (to Moy), "There's a map"
Roger says, "sure"
pbparjeter says, "The URL where it is being hosted"
MoyTravis exclaims, "pictures!"
Jacqueline says, "You don't have to have it if you -- yes"
Pinkunz says (to pbparjeter), "I sent the files directly to Jacqueline, but the filebin would work too." (*NOTE* The link was distributed, but that link was temporary and no longer works.)
MoyTravis says, "pretty"
Jacqueline says, "Sent you each the map and a png, but not the sourcecode."
Pinkunz says, "I wans't sure if it would stay open or not."
DavidW says, "'Bigfoot Bluff'"
pbparjeter says, "My link will expire in a few days so it's good to have it in an email too"
MoyTravis says, "That's some pretty nice cover art."
MoyTravis asks, "This Spring Thing?"
Roger says, "okay looks good"
Jacqueline asks, "Tell us a little bit about this game, what comp it's for, and let me know how long I need to embargo the transcript...?"
Jacqueline hollers, "We will be playing a beta game today that's going to be in a competition. Please @mute ClubFloyd if you're not playing. Thanks." pbparjeter says, "The game is called Bigfoot Bluff. It's a sandbox-style game where you accumulate points to reach an end-game"
pbparjeter says, "so we will probably not do every puzzle today if we are doing a single playthrough"
Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
pbparjeter says, "it's probably going to be submitted to Spring Thing or Parser Comp"
Jacqueline says, "Ah. Okay. So it'll be a while. Got it."
pbparjeter says, "it's a very rough alpha so there are lots of textual errors, but it is beatable"
Pinkunz says, "Depends on time. Some games get more than one playthrough if they're short enough."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask bigfootalpha"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | Ten years ago you renounced Bigfootdom to become a paparazzi. Now
CF | it is your job to do an exposé on your reclusive sasquatch father.
CF | Welcome to...
CF |
CF | BIGFOOT BLUFF
CF | by P.B. Parjeter
CF | Release 7 / Serial number 220307 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
CF | 6/12N)
CF |
CF | Parking Lot
CF | You are in the parking lot of BIGFOOT BLUFF NATIONAL PARK. A trailhead
CF | extends to the north and heads deep into the wilds.
CF |
CF | You can see the figure here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "I guess this is so I take a handsoff approach"
DavidW says, "The map seems straightforward. Hub at Meadow, with trails in every compass direction."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x figure"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X FIGURE
CF |
CF | It's your father, Bigfoot Senior, who retreated years ago to this park
CF | and seized control of it. He's planning to spread news of his insular
CF | park through an undergrond network of cryptid creatures. You need to
CF | photograph him and expose him to the world.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Agreed. Thanks for including a map, PB."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're not carrying anything yet.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "So, do you want us to point out typos, or no?"
DavidW says, "so we need a camera"
pbparjeter says, "don't worry about typos"
Jacqueline says, "I would if I were beta testing, but I won't if-- okay."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cars"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X CARS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x car"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X CAR
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "I guess I have not been muted, I though that was what sleep meant"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | You are a Bigfoot standing about eight feet tall. You can do pretty
CF | much everything a human can do, plus you can easily carry your entire
CF | inventory over one shoulder.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're not carrying anything yet.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Parking Lot
CF | You are in the parking lot of BIGFOOT BLUFF NATIONAL PARK. A trailhead
CF | extends to the north and heads deep into the wilds.
CF |
CF | You can see Bigfoot Senior here.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "dad, hello"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > DAD, HELLO
CF |
CF | You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says (to PB), "just the command to start the game. Feel free to comment."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "say hello to dad"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > SAY HELLO TO DAD
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "say hello to father"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > SAY HELLO TO FATHER
CF |
CF | There is no reply.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask senior about me"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > ASK SENIOR ABOUT ME
CF |
CF | There is no reply.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "father, hello"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > FATHER, HELLO
CF |
CF | There is no reply.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hug father"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > HUG FATHER
CF |
CF | Bigfoot Senior might not like that.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline cries.
MoyTravis says, "wow"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cry"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > CRY
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis says, "what a stern and distant father figure"
Jacqueline says, "I can see why we are fine with exposing him, loveless parent that he is."
Pinkunz asks, "Talk to Father?"
Roger says, "His feet be big but his heart be small"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to father"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO FATHER
CF |
CF | You try to follow Bigfoot Senior, but he starts walking down the trail
CF | before you can even get close to him...and now he's gone.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "lol"
MoyTravis says, "..."
Jacqueline says (to Roger), "heehee"
MoyTravis says, "WOW"
DavidW says, "More distant than you thought."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "follow father"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > FOLLOW FATHER
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "We should go north now."
Jacqueline asks, "We don't know that he went North but are assuming, right?"
Pinkunz says, "Need to be more direct than 'follow that cab!'"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF | There's no reason to go any further until you have a map.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take map"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE MAP
CF |
CF | You aren't going to take the entire board. But you could make a copy
CF | of its map.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x board"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X BOARD
CF |
CF | It's a map of the park. You'll never remember all of the trails just
CF | by looking at it. Perhaps there is a way to make a copy.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I don't remember a board mentioned."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Parking Lot
CF | You are in the parking lot of BIGFOOT BLUFF NATIONAL PARK. A trailhead
CF | extends to the north and heads deep into the wilds.
CF |
CF | You can see a car and a welcome board here.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "oh, but it's there now."
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x welcome board"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X WELCOME BOARD
CF |
CF | It's a map of the park. You'll never remember all of the trails just
CF | by looking at it. Perhaps there is a way to make a copy.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tattoo map on butt"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TATTOO MAP ON BUTT
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "XD"
Jacqueline says, "I was surprised that came from David and not Roger"
MoyTravis says, "Take a picture of it with our phone."
Pinkunz says (to DW), "The car and the welcome board were overwritten by Dad's presence."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're not carrying anything yet.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take welcome board"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE WELCOME BOARD
CF |
CF | You aren't going to take the entire board. But you could make a copy
CF | of its map.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says (to Pinkunz), "ah"
DavidW says, "There probably is a phone in the car, then."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open car"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > OPEN CAR
CF |
CF | (Now it's open. Unlike some games, you cannot always see inside things
CF | right away. You should enter the car or search the car to see what is
CF | inside.)
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "hmmm the park map pdf doesn't have a You Are Here marker"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter car"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > ENTER CAR
CF |
CF | You get into the car.
CF |
CF | In the car you can see a park ranger and a camera.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take camera"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE CAMERA
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ranger"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X RANGER
CF |
CF | He is sleeping; it is best not to wake him up.
CF |
CF | He doesn't seem to be using his uniform, which is slovenly
CF | unbuttoned..
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take uniform"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE UNIFORM
CF |
CF | You take off his uniform and toss it over your shoulder; you've left
CF | the ranger in his undershirt.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "This just took a turn for the sexy"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kiss ranger"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > KISS RANGER
CF |
CF | The park ranger might not like that.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "gosh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x undershirt"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X UNDERSHIRT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "That ranger is sleeping HARD. Maybe tossing a few back?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear uniform"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > WEAR UNIFORM
CF |
CF | It's not sasquatch-sized, but it fits well enough that you can pass
CF | for a park ranger at a distance. If only you had a way to identify
CF | yourself as the park ranger...
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus one
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "ha"
Jacqueline says, "really, okay"
MoyTravis says, "All right, so, this park ranger is a giant."
Roger says, "most park rangers are even hairier"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x glove compartment"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X GLOVE COMPARTMENT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x seat"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X SEAT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search ranger"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > SEARCH RANGER
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search uniform"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > SEARCH UNIFORM
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Parking Lot (in the car)
CF | You are in the parking lot of BIGFOOT BLUFF NATIONAL PARK. A trailhead
CF | extends to the north and heads deep into the wilds.
CF |
CF | You can see a welcome board here.
CF |
CF | In the car you can see a park ranger.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "But Yogi? What about the ranger? Don't worry Bubu, we'll stip him and rob him."
Jacqueline says (to Roger), "I'm not going to comment on that."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x car"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X CAR
CF |
CF | The decal on the side says BIGFOOT BLUFF PARK RANGERS.
CF |
CF | In the car is a park ranger.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take decal"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > TAKE DECAL
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | You get out of the car.
CF |
CF | Parking Lot
CF | You are in the parking lot of BIGFOOT BLUFF NATIONAL PARK. A trailhead
CF | extends to the north and heads deep into the wilds.
CF |
CF | You can see a car and a welcome board here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open trunk"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > OPEN TRUNK
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open boot"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > OPEN BOOT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x uniform"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X UNIFORM
CF |
CF | It's a standard brown park ranger uniform with a pocket. It's not
CF | sasquatch-sized, but it fits well enough that you can pass for a park
CF | ranger at a distance. It has a pocket.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look in pocket"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > LOOK IN POCKET
CF |
CF | You can't see inside, since the pocket is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open it"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > OPEN IT
CF |
CF | You open the pocket, revealing a peanut butter sandwich.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "So do we need a badge?"
DavidW asks, "I think so, maybe?"
Roger says, "we don't need no stinkin badges"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph map"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH MAP
CF |
CF | You snap a picture of the welcome board and it reels out of the
CF | camera. Now you can navigate the park with ease.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Who keeps a PB sandwich in their shirt pocket?"
DavidW says, "Park rangers."
Pinkunz says, "I asked for that."
MoyTravis says, "Look if anybody asks we'll just offer them the sandwich."
Roger says, "always be prepared"
DavidW says, "A bear will ask."
MoyTravis asks, "Who can resist a pocket sandwich?"
DavidW says, "A bear wearing a park visitor uniform."
MoyTravis asks, "Who would win, a Bigfoot or a bear?"
Jacqueline says, "I usually kept sandwiches in my pack, but I guess that's just me and every park ranger I know, not this person."
MoyTravis asks, "Pack isn't pocket?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sandwich"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X SANDWICH
CF |
CF | It's the park ranger's lunch.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Not anymore."
Roger says, "what if the car gets too hot while they're in here"
MoyTravis says, "To be honest that's a very deep pocket. I guess it tracks if the park ranger is already very large."
DavidW says, "There's a cabin on the map. The ID might be there."
Pinkunz asks, "Smell sandwich?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell sandwich"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > SMELL SANDWICH
CF |
CF | You smell nothing unexpected.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Just curious how implemented it is."
pbparjeter says, "we must have smaller bread or bigger pockets where I live"
DavidW says, "Can we go north yet>"
Pinkunz says (to pbparjeter), "Possibly both."
MoyTravis says, "Possibly both."
pbparjeter says, "yes"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Trailhead
CF | The trailhead is surrounded by tall trees. It extends further; look at
CF | your map to find directions.
CF |
CF | You can see a gondola and a branch here.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I feel like smell sandwich is not as good as ..."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x gondola"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X GONDOLA
CF |
CF | The gondola heads up to the mountain peak via a cable, but it seems to
CF | be missing a part. You can see the toothed chain that pulls the
CF | gondola.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick sandwich"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > LICK SANDWICH
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Dang"
Jacqueline says, "(Kidding)"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x chain"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X CHAIN
CF |
CF | Above the gondola, you can see the toothed chain that pulls the car.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take branch"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BRANCH
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x branch"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X BRANCH
CF |
CF | The branch has fallen off a nearby tree. It's almost big enough to fit
CF | over your entire body.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear branch"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > WEAR BRANCH
CF |
CF | You're not going to wear the branch. At least, not on its own.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "interesting"
DavidW says, "build-an-Ent-costume puzzle, maybe"
DavidW says, "Most branches in games are for making torches."
Pinkunz exclaims, "Hastily repaired gondola rides are tight!"
DavidW says, "But this branch is destined for something else."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter gondola"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > ENTER GONDOLA
CF |
CF | You can't get into the closed gondola.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open gondola"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > OPEN GONDOLA
CF |
CF | There's no point in opening the vehicle when it isn't moving.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "so, no scoping out the insides."
pbparjeter says, "sadly there is only one thing that you can set on fire in this game"
Pinkunz says, "Not yet, anyway."
pbparjeter says, "no torches"
DavidW asks, "shall we continue north?"
Pinkunz says, "Smokey the Bear approves."
Pinkunz says, "Sure."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x grate"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X GRATE
CF |
CF | It leads into the large cavern full of machinery.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "hm. Probably shouldn't say that unless we knew that already prior to the game starting"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x windowsill"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOWSILL
CF |
CF | It's the window into Bigfoot Senior's cabin. There's no way for you to
CF | open the window itself.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sill"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X SILL
CF |
CF | It's the window into Bigfoot Senior's cabin. There's no way for you to
CF | open the window itself.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pie"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X PIE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Large shadowy cavern instead?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MUD
CF |
CF | As you move toward it, you slip and leave a giant footprint in the
CF | muddy river. Your tracks give away your presence... this can be fixed
CF | though.
CF |
CF | Stealth score minus one
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | [Previous turn undone.]
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "oh no"
pbparjeter says, "type help"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "help"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > HELP
CF |
CF |
CF | BIGFOOT BLUFF is an interactive fiction sandbox game. Try to do
CF | various things that will help you stay hidden in the park. As you do,
CF | your stealth score will increase and you will be able to track down
CF | Bigfoot Senior and catch him on camera.
CF |
CF | You do not have to finish every puzzle. Once you accumulate 50 stealth
CF | points, you will be able to photograph Bigfoot with ease.
CF |
CF | Bigfoot Bluff is a forgiving game even though undoing is disabled. If
CF | you lose points, don't worry! Just keep playing and you will more than
CF | make up for the lost points.
CF |
CF | The game will automatically remove objects when you have used them for
CF | their intended purposes. However, objects often have more than one
CF | possible use and will stay in play for the entire game.
CF |
CF | For credits type ABOUT.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "that will give you some more info about scoring"
DavidW says, "oh. UNDO is disabled. Or will be."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "about"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > ABOUT
CF |
CF |
CF | BIGFOOT BLUFF was written by P.B. Parjeter for Spring Thing
CF | 2022. Contact the author at pbpjareter@protonmail.com or on the IF
CF | Forums at intfiction.org.
CF |
CF | Beta testing was provided by Mike Russo, Amanda B., Jade, and
CF | Agnieszka Trzaska.
CF |
CF | Icons used in the downloadable map PDF were created by The Noun
CF | Project contributors Pavel N. (Parking), Alex C (Marsh), Christopher
CF | T. Howlett (Camping), Nick Kinling (Forest), Elisabeta (Summit), Med
CF | Marki (Canyon), Iconiqu (Den), Mino (Trailhead), Vincenzo Bianchi
CF | (Bathroom), Road Signs (Cabin), and Rflor (Lake).
CF |
CF | The font used in supplemental material is Classic Trash BRK, available
CF | at [LINK]
CF | > pbparjeter says, "i don't think I disabled for the alpha"
pbparjeter says, "just in case of dead ends"
Pinkunz says, "No worries, we can keep to the spirit of it though."
pbparjeter says, "since items reverse the effect of actions, undoing kind of ruins that"
DavidW says, "hm, I think I recognize all the testers' names, even though I don't really know them at all."
Pinkunz says, "So finding a way to erase the footprint is part of the gameplay."
DavidW asks, "we could brush it with the branch, maybe?"
Pinkunz says, "Worth a shot."
DavidW asks, "Should I re-approach the mud, then?"
DavidW asks, "Or just try to take it over?"
Jacqueline asks, "Should that read, 'However, some objects have more than one possible use[...]'?"
Pinkunz says (to pbparjeter), "What sort of failure message do you have in mind for players who try the "undo" command."
Jacqueline says, "In life, there is no undo."
pbparjeter says, "a shorter version of the help command, something friendly"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open window"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > OPEN WINDOW
CF |
CF | It isn't something you can open.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "telling them not to worry about losing points"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cabin"
CF ] Meadow Score: 26
CF | >
CF | > X CABIN
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says (to pb), "Ah, nice. That works."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MUD
CF |
CF | As you move toward it, you slip and leave a giant footprint in the
CF | muddy river. Your tracks give away your presence... this can be fixed
CF | though.
CF |
CF | Stealth score minus one
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "I think I maybe misled you when I said that items reverse things like the mud, you should not approach this directly"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wipe footprint"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > WIPE FOOTPRINT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "clean footprint"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > CLEAN FOOTPRINT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wipe tracks"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > WIPE TRACKS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wipe mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > WIPE MUD
CF |
CF | You rub the mud puddle.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "huh - so is there a footprint or not?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "clean mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > CLEAN MUD
CF |
CF | You rub the mud puddle.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "brush mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > BRUSH MUD
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MUD
CF |
CF | You won't make the mistake of stepping in it again.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "erase mud"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "erase mud"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > ERASE MUD
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Do you mean that the effect (losing stealth) of the footprint can be undone, or the literal footprint itself?"
DavidW says, "My attempts at fixing the footprint are failing."
Knight_Otu has arrived. DavidW says, "There seems to be no actual footprint."
Pinkunz says, "Because clarifying this might help."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "score"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > SCORE
CF |
CF | You have so far scored 25. You only need 50 points to photograph
CF | Bigfoot Senior and win the game..
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Hi, Knight_Otu. Beta test today, you haven't missed a bunch."
pbparjeter says, "both points and the actual footprint can be erased,"
pbparjeter says, "but rather than directly interacting with the puddle,"
DavidW says, "I rhink we should go NE to cabin next."
pbparjeter says, "doing something elsewhere will clear it up"
Pinkunz says, "The solution lies elsewhere."
Knight_Otu asks, "Hey. I'm guessing Daylight Savings screwed me up again?"
MoyTravis says, "mrmyeeeep"
MoyTravis says, "'s silly"
Pinkunz says, "i.e. the sprinkler controls or somesuch thing."
Pinkunz says (to KO), "yep."
pbparjeter says, "hello"
DavidW says, "or we could get a hippo to wallow in it."
Jacqueline says (to pbp), "Hm. I think it would be good to clue the player in more on that, because erasing the footprint with a branch seems pretty intuitively the solution."
Jacqueline asks, "Or make that an alternative solution?"
Pinkunz says, "The player will try a direct path unless clued in to try elsewhere."
Pinkunz says, "Unless they're DW, ;-)"
Knight_Otu says, "Oh well, I'll just spectate then."
pbparjeter says, "yes, I should put pointers in the default responses"
Jacqueline says (to KO), "Sorry, yes. I only remembered at midnight, since I also don't observe DST. Now y'all are an hour ealier and I'm not a huge fan."
Pinkunz says, "I like the feel and atmosphere so far, though."
Pinkunz says, "It's certainly got a fun vibe to it."
pbparjeter says, "there will be alternate solutions and partial solutions as well"
pbparjeter says, "one beta tester has already tried washing their feet in the barrel of water, so I am implementing that in the beta"
DavidW says, "step one: Bring small child to mud puddle. Step two: Give mud cookie recipe to small child. Step three: Profiteers!"
pbparjeter says, "trying that here won't get you anything though sadly"
Pinkunz says, "Understood."
Pinkunz asks (of DW), "Onward?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > NE
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel, a webcam and a welcome mat here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x barrel"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X BARREL
CF |
CF | It's Bigfoot Senior's barrel of drinking water, boiled for sanitation
CF | purposes.
CF |
CF | In the barrel is a gallon of water.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "this should be in the help file I guess...type x map to see your map"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x webcam"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X WEBCAM
CF |
CF | One of five surveillance cameras used to monitor the park. It's
CF | encased in a strong metal cage.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mat"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MAT
CF |
CF | It's a welcome mat, even though you're clearly not welcome here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under mat"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > LOOK UNDER MAT
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wrestle mat"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > WRESTLE MAT
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "not mat, map"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mailslot"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MAILSLOT
CF |
CF | It's part of the door; you can slip photos inside to try and distract
CF | him.
CF |
CF | Bigfoot Senior appears to be waiting just inside the door with arms
CF | crossed.
CF |
CF | >
Pinkunz says (to ClubFloyd), "x map"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MAP
CF |
CF | You can return to the meadow by heading down. From there, you
CF | can see every possible route.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "oh, it works like the map in Gaia, J-something, Something."
Pinkunz says, "Pretty cool. Routing without the graphic."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel, a webcam and a welcome mat here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take barrel"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BARREL
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "throw barrel at mario"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > THROW BARREL AT MARIO
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "This ain't Dokey Kong."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open grate"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > OPEN GRATE
CF |
CF | You need the key to the grate before you open it.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "maybe we can ride it down a waterfall"
DavidW says, "Not if we can't take it, young dwarf."
Pinkunz asks, "Maybe we can drug Sr? Knock him out or something. It is his drinking water, right?"
Jacqueline says, "gosh"
pbparjeter says, "I guess all the things DavidW did to the mat did not trigger getting the key"
Pinkunz says, "Slightly sinister."
DavidW asks, "There really is a key there?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lift mat"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > LIFT MAT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under mat"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > LOOK UNDER MAT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel, a webcam and a welcome mat here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under mat"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > LOOK UNDER MAT
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search mat"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > SEARCH MAT
CF |
CF | You lift it up and find a key. You take the key and put the mat back
CF | in place. You'll ignore the mat from now on.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "oh"
pbparjeter says, "just taking the mat actually works"
Pinkunz says, "Synonyms are b*tch."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x key"
CF ] Staircase Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X KEY
CF |
CF | The key appears to unlock the grate in the meadow.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "unlock grate"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > UNLOCK GRATE
CF |
CF | What do you want to unlock the grate that leads into the ground with?
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "I am torn on how obvious to make it..."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "key"
CF ] Meadow Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > KEY
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF | (first opening the grate that leads into the ground)
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, a pump, a bicycle
CF | and a clothesline here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x machinery"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X MACHINERY
CF |
CF | The pump is a large machine that spans the entire room. The only part
CF | of it that you can use is the wheel attached to it.
CF | > Roger says, "It does have that big-game feel"
Pinkunz says (to pbparjeter), "Not always easy to tell. Also varies on the player too."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bicycle"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X BICYCLE
CF |
CF | It's a bicycle. There is a gear in the chains.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take gear"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE GEAR
CF |
CF | You take the gear. You'll ignore the bicycle from now on.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x clothesline"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X CLOTHESLINE
CF |
CF | It's a wire that stretches across the room; photos are hanging on it
CF | to dry.
CF |
CF | On the clothesline are a highway photo, a shaman photo, a hunting
CF | photo and a task list.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x highway"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X HIGHWAY
CF |
CF | It hasn't developed yet.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shaman"
CF ] Cave Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X SHAMAN
CF |
CF | It hasn't developed yet.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "hm. I guess the darkroom is for developing these."
DavidW says, "I don't want to turn the wheel yet, unless a waterfall must be turned off."
DavidW says, "Spoil the natural beauty."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Darkroom
CF | It's a photo development lab. Bigfoot Senior begrudgingly constructed
CF | it for you before you left the park to begin your career.
CF |
CF | You can see a lightbulb, a tray, a black spray paint and a flash
CF | adjuster here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x lightbulb"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X LIGHTBULB
CF |
CF | It's on the ceiling.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tray"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X TRAY
CF |
CF | This can be used to develop photos. Your camera is an instant-print
CF | model, though, so probably you won't need it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x paint"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X PAINT
CF |
CF | It's a black spray paint can.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x adjuster"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > X ADJUSTER
CF |
CF | This device automatically adjusts the strength of your camera flash.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take adjuster"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > TAKE ADJUSTER
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attach it to camera"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 25
CF | >
CF | > ATTACH IT TO CAMERA
CF |
CF | You would achieve nothing by this.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put adjuster on camera"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > PUT ADJUSTER ON CAMERA
CF |
CF | The camera's flash still lights up the scene when you take a picture,
CF | but it will not give your position away so easily.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus two
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "nice"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take paint"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE PAINT
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "needs some synonyms/understands"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take tray"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE TRAY
CF |
CF | It's a tray for developing photos. It's exactly where it should be.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, a pump and a
CF | clothesline here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take all from line"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE ALL FROM LINE
CF |
CF | You can't just scoop up everything at once despite your Bigfoot-sized
CF | hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x line"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X LINE
CF |
CF | It's a wire that stretches across the room; photos are hanging on it
CF | to dry.
CF |
CF | On the clothesline are a highway photo, a shaman photo, a hunting
CF | photo and a task list.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Understanding where they're needed is where beta-testing comes in."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take highway, shaman, hunting, task"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE HIGHWAY, SHAMAN, HUNTING, TASK
CF |
CF | highway photo: You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF | shaman photo: You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF | hunting photo: You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF | task list: You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take line"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE LINE
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "take highway"
DavidW says, "ok, maybe they just need time."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take highway"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE HIGHWAY
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take highway photo"
CF ] Cave Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE HIGHWAY PHOTO
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "hmm, i thought there was a message about not disturbing the work"
DavidW says, "they're not takeable."
pbparjeter says, "maybe that is not in this version"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Meadow Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Either way, they're not takable, yes?"
DavidW asks, "I guess the gear might be for the gondola?"
pbparjeter says, "right, you can't take them"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Trailhead
CF | The trailhead is surrounded by tall trees. It extends further; look at
CF | your map to find directions.
CF |
CF | You can see a gondola here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "correct on the gondola"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put gear on gondola"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > PUT GEAR ON GONDOLA
CF |
CF | The gondola starts to move without you inside it, but fortunately it
CF | is on a loop and another car arrives immediately.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "You know, I like that message as a "can't take", in a way. Seems odd for the photographs of course."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter gondola"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > ENTER GONDOLA
CF |
CF | You open the gondola.
CF |
CF | The gondola starts to move, beginning its long crawl up the
CF | mountain...
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | You get out of the gondola.
CF |
CF | Summit
CF | It's a snowy mountain peak; the summit of Bigfoot Bluff.
CF |
CF | You can see a gondola, an upper gate, an oil, the unicorn and a
CF | snowbank here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x gate"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X GATE
CF |
CF | The gate leads south to the workstation; there is also a lever on the
CF | gate that unlocks it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph unicorn"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH UNICORN
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x unicorn"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X UNICORN
CF |
CF | The "uni" here stands for "university". It is the mascot costume from
CF | your old photography school.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "oh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take uni"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE UNI
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take unicorn"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE UNICORN
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x oil"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X OIL
CF |
CF | It's a spray canister for oiling things.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x snowbank"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X SNOWBANK
CF |
CF | It's a bank of well-packed snow.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search it"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > SEARCH IT
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look behind it"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > LOOK BEHIND IT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x gate"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X GATE
CF |
CF | The gate leads south to the workstation; there is also a lever on the
CF | gate that unlocks it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x lever"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X LEVER
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the lever.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pull lever"
CF ] Summit Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > PULL LEVER
CF |
CF | The gates around the workstation unlock and you can go up and down the
CF | mountain with ease.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Workstation Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | (first opening the upper gate)
CF |
CF | Workstation
CF | You can see a webcam and a weather machine here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x webcam"
CF ] Workstation Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X WEBCAM
CF |
CF | One of five surveillance cameras used to monitor the park. It's
CF | encased in a strong metal cage.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x machine"
CF ] Workstation Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X MACHINE
CF |
CF | This machine can be used to control the weather. Some weathers will
CF | conceal you better than others, but it's all guess work on your part.
CF |
CF | Type "set weather to (something)" to use the machine.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "oooohhh cool"
DavidW asks, "Snow?"
Roger says, "rain rain wash away all my footsteps"
Pinkunz asks, "fire and brimstone?"
DavidW says, "oh, okay. Rain first."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "set weather to rain"
CF ] Workstation Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > SET WEATHER TO RAIN
CF |
CF | You set the weather machine to rain.
CF |
CF | It begins raining. Rain has no effect on your visibility.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | (first opening the lower gate)
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph, a grabber and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bear traps"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X BEAR TRAPS
CF |
CF | Two bear traps are here; each is about the size of your foot.
CF |
CF | > Roger asks, "maybe fog?"
Knight_Otu says, "I'd have said fog, yeah."
pbparjeter says, "it's still there"
Jacqueline says, "Surprised that rain didn't wash the prints away."
pbparjeter says, "i should make it clear that you can use it more than once"
pbparjeter says, "yeah, maybe partial points for that"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x petroglyph"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X PETROGLYPH
CF |
CF | The petroglyph is a primitive map carved into a rock that displays
CF | additional trails. You can't tell the proper scale of the map just by
CF | looking at it though.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph it"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH IT
CF |
CF | A photo of the petroglyph reels out of your camera.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x petroglyph"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X PETROGLYPH
CF |
CF | The petroglyph is a primitive map carved into a rock that displays
CF | additional trails. You can't tell the proper scale of the map just by
CF | looking at it though.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x photo"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X PHOTO
CF |
CF | Which do you mean, the Uni-photo or the map photo?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a second map
CF | an oil
CF | an Uni-photo
CF | a black spray paint
CF | a branch
CF | a map photo
CF | an uniform (being worn)
CF | a camera
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x second map"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X SECOND MAP
CF |
CF | It's a new map; you need to figure out how it fits with the first one.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph, a grabber and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x grabber"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X GRABBER
CF |
CF | It's a mechanical claw on a stick for grabbing garbage.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "'an oil' is kind of weird"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take grabber"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > TAKE GRABBER
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x detour"
CF ] Plateau Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > X DETOUR
CF |
CF | A wooden sign says that the northern path to the summit is blocked by
CF | chain link fences. You can also take a detour to the northeast.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks (of Roger), "Agreed. Oil can? Some oil?"
pbparjeter says, "the noun articles aren't defined yet"
Roger says, "It's often containerized"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Workstation Score: 27
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Workstation
CF | You can see a webcam and a weather machine here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "just ignore those along with the other typos"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "set weather to fog"
CF ] Workstation Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > SET WEATHER TO FOG
CF |
CF | You set the weather machine to fog.
CF |
CF | Yes! Fog will help keep you out of sight.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus five
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Probably oil can. Some oil sounds lik a spill."
Roger says, "tourists, please watch your step around the bear traps"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Plateau Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take traps"
CF ] Plateau Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE TRAPS
CF |
CF | That would be dangerous. Besides, there isn't much point in doing that
CF | since you can safely avoid the traps where they are now.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Plateau Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > NE
CF |
CF | Despite being advertised as a detour, the path is too icy and slippery
CF | to climb.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Unless the bear traps are to help feed the bears."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear traps"
CF ] Plateau Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > WEAR TRAPS
CF |
CF | (first taking the bear traps)
CF | That would be dangerous. Besides, there isn't much point in doing that
CF | since you can safely avoid the traps where they are now.
CF |
CF | >
Jade has arrived.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Meadow Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "hi there"
Knight_Otu says, "Hey Jade."
DavidW says, "hi Jade"
Pinkunz asks, "Hi Jade. Daylight Savings Time mess you up too?"
DavidW asks, "We've been N, S, U, and D. Which way next?"
Knight_Otu says, "Probably."
Pinkunz asks, "We could head east to the bear den?"
Roger says, "sure"
DavidW says, "the den is west"
Jade says, "I am betatesting this game, so I will see and speack a little"
Pinkunz says, "My bad."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a knothole here.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks (of Pinkunz), "I think DST only hit North America last night, right?"
Pinkunz says, "Afaik."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x outhouse"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X OUTHOUSE
CF |
CF | It's a basic outhouse; the toilet bowl smells of cleaning fluid.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x reflector"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X REFLECTOR
CF |
CF | The reflector is a mirror on a tall pole; it can be turned.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x fluid"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X FLUID
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I wish we'd thought to mention it last week for our European folsk."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x can"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X CAN
CF |
CF | The trash is can built to keep out wild animals. The handle is much
CF | too small for bear claws to manipulate; unfortunately, that principle
CF | applies to Bigfoot hands as well.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "We in the EU will be hit by it at the last sunday of March I believe."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open can with grabber"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > OPEN CAN WITH GRABBER
CF |
CF | You open it with the trash grabber; the garbogriff dives head-first
CF | into it and gobbles up the trash. Or at least the edible trash...there
CF | is still some stuff left in the can.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "the trash is can..."
DavidW asks, "... garbogriff ...?"
Jacqueline says, "Other stuff."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search can"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > SEARCH CAN
CF |
CF | In the trash can are some emetics, a red cellophane and some crushed
CF | glass.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "It was mentioned late last night on the intfiction topic, and I messaged PB to make sure I got him, but a little too late, yes."
Knight_Otu says, "Garbage Griffing."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take all from can"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE ALL FROM CAN
CF |
CF | You can't just scoop up everything at once despite your Bigfoot-sized
CF | hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take emetics"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE EMETICS
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cellophane"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE CELLOPHANE
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "yes, the garbage griff was in the cave...that should be more clear in the text"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take glass"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE GLASS
CF |
CF | It's a broken lightbulb. Not only is it too sharp to handle, it's
CF | useless now that it's broken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x garbogriff"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X GARBOGRIFF
CF |
CF | It's eating from the trash can.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photo it"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PHOTO IT
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph it"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH IT
CF |
CF | The photograph reels out of the camera, but it's of no use to you. You
CF | let it flutter away in the wind.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "photograph garbogriff will work"
DavidW asks, "I thought we needed to photograph cryptids?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph garbogriff"
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH GARBOGRIFF
CF |
CF |
CF | You pocket the photo and stare at it intently.
CF |
CF | Unable to deduce anything more about the creature on your own, you
CF | turn you ears to a loadspeaker elsewhere in the park. Bigfoot Senior's
CF | voice blares through the speaker:
CF |
CF | This is the garbogriff, a creature with the head of a bear, the
CF | tail of a raccoon, the wings of a common crow, and the stomach of a
CF | garborator. Pinkunz says, "I guess we only want Sasquatch photos. Other mythical creatures need not apply."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | garborator.
CF | Indeed, there are more types of interspecies breeding than we
CF | cryptids previously thought possible. Not all mythical creatures can
CF | be the offspring of majestic lions and eagles.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | be the offspring of majestic lions and eagles.
CF | But look, I took in this garbage gobbling monster and raised it as
CF | my own. I treated this chimeric trash compactor as MY OWN FLESH AND
CF | BLOOD while you were off rejecting your Bigfoot background by studying
CF | photography at that "media school" of yours.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | photography at that "media school" of yours.
CF | I can't blame you for that, I guess, but I can blame you for trying
CF | to expose me to the world. Stay away, and don't try and find me.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | to expose me to the world. Stay away, and don't try and find me.
CF | The loudspeaker turns off.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "We do not get along with Dad at all I see."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x emetics"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X EMETICS
CF |
CF | They are pills that make you throw up.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Also, nvm re:cryptid photos."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cellophane"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X CELLOPHANE
CF |
CF | It's a thin sheet of red transluscent plastic. You found it beside a
CF | broken lightbulb.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Emetics into barrel?"
DavidW asks (of Pinkunz), "You want to make dad get sick by poisoning water outside his cabin while he stays inside?"
Pinkunz shrugs.
MoyTravis says, "Well we seem to have some bad blood between us."
DavidW asks, "And get sick just because he's a jerk?"
Pinkunz says, "The better question is whether it's implemented."
pbparjeter says, "yes, sort of"
MoyTravis says, "Also you know, it seems real rude to try and photograph your dad and expose him to the world (?) for media cred."
DavidW says, "There's an outhouse here. Let's take the toilet paper and TP his cabin then."
MoyTravis says, "Or...something? Are we - what is - I mean. WE'RE Bigfoot."
MoyTravis says, "Can't we photograph ourselves or, just, like, walk into any human place and go "Bigfoot is real and I am a Bigfoot, gib interviews plz""
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I agree that I am struggling with the idea of revealing dad to the world."
MoyTravis says, "you'd get, like"
MoyTravis says, "a zillion."
Pinkunz says, "I know we're the protagonist here, but DW has a bit of a point."
pbparjeter says, "it is a bit of a shaggy dog story"
Jacqueline asks (of Pinkunz), "heh. About TPing his place, you mean?"
Pinkunz says, "About the protagonist's goals not necessarily being intuitively relatable."
Jade says, "it is a garbage tin can"
DavidW asks, "well, the world must already know about Bigfoots since we went to school, yes?"
MoyTravis says, "...yeah good point."
Pinkunz asks, "Perhaps an inciting incident? Some sort of argument between the two that sets the tone?"
DavidW says, "It'd be as if a giant red panda tried to hide herself from school."
pbparjeter says, "that will be explained later"
MoyTravis asks, "Wait what are we even doing?"
MoyTravis asks, "Is our dad, like, illegally squatting in the park?"
Pinkunz says (to PBparjeter), "Fair enough."
Pinkunz asks (of Everyone), "Are we making dad vomit or not?"
pbparjeter says, "you may not like the explanation, but there will be one"
MoyTravis says, "Yeah let's do it."
pbparjeter says, "or maybe you will like it, I dunno"
DavidW says, "I don't want to make dad vomit, no."
Jade asks, "so, are you playing for more than an hour?"
Jacqueline says (to Travis), "I would say he's wildlife."
MoyTravis says, "pfhahahahahaha"
Jacqueline says (to pbp), "Okay"
Jacqueline says (to Jade), "yep"
Pinkunz says (to Jade), "Yeah, we often linger longer. We play until enough us don't want to anymore or we finish the game. Whichever comes first."
DavidW says, "I think we should save the emetics for when we find a squirrel thing who swallows a key thing on top of a mountainous thing."
Jade says, "I didin't know about timing change"
pbparjeter says, "ironically there is a squirrel but no toilet paer" pbparjeter says, "paper"
Pinkunz says (to DW), "you're driving."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "yay"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x knothole"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X KNOTHOLE
CF |
CF | It's a hole in one of the trees of the forest.
CF |
CF | In the knothole is a flying squirrel.
CF |
CF | > Jade asks, "can you let me see the inventary?"
Knight_Otu says, "American Daylight Savings times are earlier in the US than in Europe-"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph squirrel" Pinkunz says, "Speak of the devil."
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | The squirrel is not happy about the camera flash. On the photo that
CF | reels out of the camera, he's baring his teeth viciously. It's of no
CF | use; you let the photo fly away in the wind.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "GEez, and we litter, to boot?"
DavidW says, "hm. Not sneaky enough."
Pinkunz says (to PB), "cute detail there, lol."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put cellophane on flash"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PUT CELLOPHANE ON FLASH
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put cellophane on flash"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PUT CELLOPHANE ON FLASH
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put cellophane on camera"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PUT CELLOPHANE ON CAMERA
CF |
CF | It's no use.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take flash"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE FLASH
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x camera"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X CAMERA
CF |
CF | It's a Kodak camera, the same type used to record the first Bigfoot
CF | films. This one is just for still photos, though, not video.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "hm. I suppose there's another method."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x squirrel"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | It's Big Red, a legendary hyperagressive squirrel that will be
CF | difficult to get on your side unless you feed it something.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "oh, okay, it wants an acorn or similar."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Darkness Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Darkness
CF | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Ah yeah, food."
Jade says, "feed"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph darkness"
CF ] Darkness Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH DARKNESS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn on camera"
CF ] Darkness Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TURN ON CAMERA
CF |
CF | It isn't something you can switch.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "It might like Peanut Butter, as in a sandwich."
pbparjeter says, "that is close to the correct solution"
Jacqueline says, "oho"
DavidW says, "oh yes, good point"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "hot, hot"
pbparjeter says, "both for lighting the cave and feeding the squirrel"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give sandwich to squirrel"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > GIVE SANDWICH TO SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | (first taking the peanut butter sandwich)
CF | The squirrel happily eats the peanut butter sandwich and begins to
CF | trust you.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph squirrel"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | The squirrel is not happy about the camera flash. On the photo that
CF | reels out of the camera, he's baring his teeth viciously. It's of no
CF | use; you let the photo fly away in the wind.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "take it"
Pinkunz asks, "kidnap the squirrel?"
Jade says, "it is now our friend"
DavidW says, "I suppose the sandwich is partly the right answer but not the complete answer."
Jade says, "trust us"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x squirrel"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | It's Big Red, a legendary hyperagressive squirrel that is now your
CF | friend.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pet squirrel"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PET SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | The flying squirrel might not like that.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz eats squirrel.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask squirrel about camera"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > ASK SQUIRREL ABOUT CAMERA
CF |
CF | There is no reply.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "lol 0_o"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask squirrel for permission"
CF ] Forest Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > ASK SQUIRREL FOR PERMISSION
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "well, I don't have a modeling agency contract on me."
Jacqueline says, "Squirrel isn't bad, depending on what it's been eating."
Jade asks, "an importan question: have you read the LIST?"
DavidW asks, "list?"
DavidW asks, "what list?"
pbparjeter says, "no, they missed that"
pbparjeter says, "and i forgot about it"
Jade says, "ok, ok, no list at all"
DavidW says, "I'm usually more thorough in solo play."
pbparjeter says, "it's in the darkroom"
Knight_Otu asks, "The task list on the cloth line?"
DavidW says, "In group play, I tend to play more haphazardly."
Jade says, "so we don't know what to do...."
pbparjeter says, "yes, the clothesline" DavidW says, "The first two photos were undeveloped. I assumed the rest weren't as well."
MoyTravis says, "Not knowing what to do is practically the default in parser."
Pinkunz asks, "I thought the photos returned "not developed yet" to examination?"
Jade says, "this is the TODO of the game, more or less"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Meadow Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cave Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, a pump and a
CF | clothesline here.
CF |
CF | >
pbparjeter says, "maybe it shouldn't be right on the clothesline then"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x task"
CF ] Cave Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > X TASK
CF |
CF | Here are some things you can try:
CF | Send 4 cryptid photos to Bigfoot
CF | Knock down the tree
CF | Black out the webcams
CF | Wear a park uniform
CF | Re-enact the clotheslines photos
CF | Scare the birds
CF | Spike Bigfoot Senior's water
CF | Get rid of the park ranger
CF | Break the microphone
CF | Change the weather
CF | Find a place for a nap
CF | Find some camoflauge
CF | Disguise yourself as a sheep
CF | Feed the Chupastrawbra
CF | Throw some snow
CF | Take down the drone
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | >
pbparjeter says, "the idea is to get people exploring the park before they find the task list" Pinkunz says, "Ahhhhh.... THAT is helpful, lol."
pbparjeter says, "maybe it should be hidden, but not in the deepest darkest corner of the game, lol" Roger says, "typo: camoflauge"
Pinkunz says, "Although, I think we weren't making TERRIBLE progress without it."
DavidW says, "oh.NOW I see why the water suggestions. It didn't make sense before."
Jacqueline says, "... chupastrawbra"
Jade says, "oh, PB is in, congrars"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph task"
CF ] Cave Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH TASK
CF |
CF | The photograph reels out of the camera, but it's of no use to you. You
CF | let it flutter away in the wind.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take task"
CF ] Cave Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > TAKE TASK
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "The paint! for the caged webcams."
DavidW says, "phooey"
Pinkunz asks, "photograph the photo?"
Jade says, "you can see real time your game working"
DavidW says, "TRIED TO PHOTOGRAPH IT"
pbparjeter exclaims, "yes, thanks Jade!"
pbparjeter says, "ooh, exclaims"
Pinkunz says, "Oh, I misread. My bad, DW."
DavidW says, "I don't want to copy down that entire list in CF session."
pbparjeter says, "just like the punctuation mark"
Jade says, "take some notes"
Pinkunz says, "My apologies."
pbparjeter asks, "i feel like just letting people take the entire list would be too easy...though maybe people prefer it that way?"
pbparjeter asks, "thoughts?"
Pinkunz says, "I think my eyes skipped over to take task because I was reading above before."
DavidW says, "okay, I'll put the emetics in the barrel, but that's dumb. Painting the webcams, fine."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Meadow Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "I'd prefer a portable list I can refer to later, even if I have to photograph it myself."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Staircase Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put emetics in barrel"
CF ] Staircase Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PUT EMETICS IN BARREL
CF |
CF | Those would only help Bigfoot vomit up whatever else you might put in
CF | the water.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "paint webcam"
CF ] Staircase Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > PAINT WEBCAM
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "spray webcam"
CF ] Staircase Score: 32
CF | >
CF | > SPRAY WEBCAM
CF |
CF | Not a bad idea, but you need to decide what to spray it with.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "spray webcam with paint"
CF ] Staircase Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > SPRAY WEBCAM WITH PAINT
CF |
CF | That will stop Bigfoot Senior from following you.
CF | Stealth score plus two
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Meadow Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n" Pinkunz says, "Get rid of the Park Ranger sounds a little ominous, lol."
CF ] Plateau Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Workstation Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Workstation
CF | You can see a webcam and a weather machine here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "spray webcam with paint"
CF ] Workstation Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > SPRAY WEBCAM WITH PAINT
CF |
CF | It's already blacked out.
CF | > DavidW asks, "oh, one and done?"
DavidW says, "weird"
pbparjeter says, "there is a bug in the early beta"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Workstation Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "jade noticed this too"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Plateau Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Meadow Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "it is funny to see other reactions for some actions they do when you know what to do. It is a stange feeling."
pbparjeter says, "I think the most recent version fixes the camera problem"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | River
CF | The river trickles toward the muddy meadow.
CF |
CF | You can see a gnawed tree here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X TREE
CF |
CF | It's standing up but barely hanging on by a thread; the center has
CF | been chewed away; its upper and lower points meet in triangular
CF | wedges.
CF |
CF | On the gnawed tree are an eagle and an air combat guide.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x eagle"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X EAGLE
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the eagle.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x guide"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X GUIDE
CF |
CF | You consider that you may need to take down a surveillance drone.
CF | Birds of prey have been used to combat drones by militaries. Using an
CF | eagle is off the table, but you might be able to use something else
CF | trained for the same purpose.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "oh yeah, that flying chumbawumba monster"
DavidW asks, "I don't understand. Is the guide a drone?"
Pinkunz asks, "Damn, we are going all black-ops on this guy, aren't we?"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Jacqueline says, "Yes"
Pinkunz says, "I suspect their will be a drone snooping on us later."
Pinkunz says, "*there"
DavidW says, "Examining the guide didn't tell me what it is. It jumped ahead to some course of action conjecturing."
Pinkunz says, "Fair, reading the guide and x guide should pop up differently."
DavidW asks, "so, can we just push the tree over?"
Pinkunz says, "Only one way to know for sure, DW."
DavidW says, "Maybe that takes the 'guide' drone out like a giant baseball bat."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > PUSH TREE
CF |
CF | You try and push it; you've clearly overestimated your strength. The
CF | tree is standing stronger than you expected.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | River
CF | The river trickles toward the muddy meadow.
CF |
CF | You can see a gnawed tree here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x river"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X RIVER
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "gnaw tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > GNAW TREE
CF |
CF | What do you want to gnaw the gnawed tree with?
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "I think the guide might be changed drastically in the final version of the game, it feels like an info dump"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "gnaw tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > GNAW TREE
CF |
CF | What do you want to gnaw the gnawed tree with?
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "hmm"
DavidW says, "grandfather's dentures"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "teeth"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > TEETH
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I *tried* to wear the bear traps."
Pinkunz says, "Maybe climbing the tree will trigger it to fall? Sort of SQII-y."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "climb tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > CLIMB TREE
CF |
CF | You would probably injure yourself by falling out of the weakened
CF | tree.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Meh."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x second map"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X SECOND MAP
CF |
CF | It's a new map; you need to figure out how it fits with the first one.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "I thought you can't examine the guide untill the tree is down..."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "compare second map to photo map"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > COMPARE SECOND MAP TO PHOTO MAP
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x first map"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X FIRST MAP
CF |
CF | You can return to the meadow by heading west. From there, you
CF | can see every possible route.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "compare first map to second map"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > COMPARE FIRST MAP TO SECOND MAP
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks (of DW), "would you mind bringing up the inventory again please?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a peanut butter sandwich
CF | a Photo-griff
CF | a red cellophane
CF | some emetics
CF | a grabber
CF | a second map
CF | an oil
CF | an Uni-photo
CF | a black spray paint
CF | a branch
CF | a map photo
CF | an uniform (being worn)
CF | a camera
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says (to DW), "thank you"
DavidW says, "huh. we kept the sandwich somehow"
Pinkunz says, "Big meal for a squirrel, I guess."
DavidW says, "Ranger Smith had a big pocket."
pbparjeter says, "or just badly implemented by me"
MoyTravis says, "Maybe it's a pocket to the sandwich dimension."
Jade says, "The maintained sanwich issue has appeared again"
Pinkunz says, "Better here and now than later. :-)"
DavidW says, "Now I want to enter the ranger's pocket."
Jacqueline says, "ha"
MoyTravis says, "We already know the ranger uniform is magic, since it can fit both a ranger of unspecified but probably human size and eight-foot Bigfoot at the same time."
DavidW says, "That'd be a cool game. Entering coat pockets and shirt pockets and finding pocket dimensions in each of them."
MoyTravis says, "Unless...the Ranger is a bigfoot too, and everyone in the world is bigfoots, and your desire to expose your father is completely incidental to his species."
DavidW says, "e"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Lakeshore
CF | The rocky shoreline surrounds a small body of water. The lake is
CF | currently full.
CF |
CF | You can see a lake here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "this is all partially explained at the end, but only sort of"
Jacqueline says, "We could wrap and then decide whether or not to do a second week or call it good."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x lake"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X LAKE
CF |
CF | The lake is currently full.
CF |
CF | In the lake is a ripple.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Sorry, that was a whisper to someone who has to go soon."
Jacqueline exclaims, "A miswhisper, I mean!"
DavidW asks, "I wonder if the cave wheel empties this lake?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ripple"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X RIPPLE
CF |
CF | It's a ripple coming from a creature beneath the water..
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "i can probably get some points fast"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "swim"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > SWIM
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | River
CF | The river trickles toward the muddy meadow.
CF |
CF | You can see a gnawed tree here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Meadow Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cave Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, a pump and a
CF | clothesline here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn wheel"
CF ] Cave Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > TURN WHEEL
CF |
CF | The pump shifts its flow; water floods into the cave up to your knees.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Meadow Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, a mud puddle and a
CF | windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | River
CF | The river trickles toward the muddy meadow.
CF |
CF | You can see a gnawed tree here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Lakeshore
CF | The rocky shoreline surrounds a small body of water. The lake is
CF | currently empty
CF |
CF | You can see a lake here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter lake"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > ENTER LAKE
CF |
CF | That's not something you can enter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x lake"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > X LAKE
CF |
CF | The lake is currently empty
CF |
CF | In the lake is a the Loch Ness Beaver.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph beaver"
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH BEAVER
CF |
CF |
CF | You pocket the photo and stare at it intently.
CF |
CF | Unable to deduce anything more about the creature on your own, you
CF | turn you ears to a loadspeaker elsewhere in the park. Bigfoot Senior's
CF | voice blares through the speaker:
CF |
CF | This is the Loch Ness Beaver. It's a species from Scotland. Its
CF | long neck and buck-teeth, combined with its small size, make it
CF | nature's chainsaw.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | nature's chainsaw.
CF | You think Nessie was rare just because it was a dinosaur or
CF | something? Loch Ness Beavers were NEARLY EXTINCT until I caught one
CF | and bred them to become a thriving race of self-sustaining park
CF | denizens.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | denizens.
CF | I bred you for something too, of course: to protect Bigfoot's
CF | insular culture at all costs. I sent you to media school to win the
CF | war on media, to take down the tabloids that tried to reveal us to the
CF | world. Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | world.
CF | I guess you don't care about that though...you just want to expose
CF | me to the world like the rest of them.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | me to the world like the rest of them.
CF | The loudspeaker turns off.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take beaver"
CF ] Lakeshore Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BEAVER
CF |
CF | You tuck the Loch Ness Beaver under your armpit.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | River
CF | The river trickles toward the muddy meadow.
CF |
CF | You can see a gnawed tree here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show tree to beaver"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > SHOW TREE TO BEAVER
CF |
CF | (first taking the gnawed tree)
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "btw you should put the two photos in the mailslot"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put beaver on tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > PUT BEAVER ON TREE
CF |
CF | You put the the Loch Ness Beaver on the gnawed tree.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "beaver, gnaw tree"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > BEAVER, GNAW TREE
CF |
CF | (with the gnawed tree)
CF | The the Loch Ness Beaver has better things to do.
CF |
CF | >
pbparjeter says, "oh no I think this breaks it"
pbparjeter says, "undo"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "unod"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > UNOD
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | River
CF | [Previous turn undone.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | River
CF | [Previous turn undone.]
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "huh - why does that break it?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a Loch-photo
CF | a peanut butter sandwich
CF | a Photo-griff
CF | a red cellophane
CF | some emetics
CF | a grabber
CF | a second map
CF | an oil
CF | an Uni-photo
CF | a black spray paint
CF | a branch
CF | a map photo
CF | an uniform (being worn)
CF | a camera
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take beaver"
CF ] River Score: 34
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BEAVER
CF |
CF | You tuck the Loch Ness Beaver under your armpit.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "I had readed that the lake was fukpll of water"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "gnaw tree with beaver"
CF ] River Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > GNAW TREE WITH BEAVER
CF |
CF | The Loch Ness Beaver gnaws the tree one last time and swipes its tail.
CF | The tree comes crashing down, simultaneously drying up the muddy river
CF | and wiping away your tracks.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus five
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis asks, ""Gnaw"!?"
DavidW says, "not gnawty"
pbparjeter says, "chew would have worked too"
Jacqueline says, "Wow."
pbparjeter says, "you could also hit it with the beaver (or its tail)"
MoyTravis says, "Well I mean, I guess that's what beavers do. But I wouldn't guess that."
DavidW says, "> tell dog about rabbits"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, if this is the desired solution then please put a message for when people try to wipe the tracks with a branch. haha - never would have predicted this."
Pinkunz says, "Full circle on the tracks in the meadow, btw."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tree"
CF ] River Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X TREE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x eagle"
CF ] River Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X EAGLE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x drone"
CF ] River Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X DRONE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look"
CF ] River Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > LOOK
CF |
CF | River
CF | The river trickles toward the muddy meadow.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "the quickest way to wrap things up is to do the outhouse puzzle"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Darkness Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Darkness
CF | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "flush outhouse"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > FLUSH OUTHOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take fluid"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TAKE FLUID
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x toilet"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X TOILET
CF |
CF | It's a basic outhouse; the toilet bowl smells of cleaning fluid.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take bowl"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BOWL
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "flush bowl"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > FLUSH BOWL
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "bear, shit on fancy bowl"
pbparjeter says, "for some reason the content list was not triggered by x"
Jacqueline says (to Roger), "Wrong channel"
pbparjeter says, "thank you"
pbparjeter says, "for some reason the content list was not triggered by x"
Pinkunz asks, "hestitantly suggest "use toilet"?"
DavidW says, "I don't have ammonia to make the bowl explode."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use toilet"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > USE TOILET
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > PEE
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sit on bowl"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > SIT ON BOWL
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Had to be suggested, sorry."
DavidW says, "The outhouse isn't suggesting anything special to me."
Roger says, "we'll find a bomb at some point or something"
pbparjeter says, "try x outhouse or x toilet again"
DavidW says, "The fluid isn't implemented. Flushing isn't implemented."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x outhouse" Roger says, "unexploded avalanche round would be fitting"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X OUTHOUSE
CF |
CF | It's a basic outhouse; the toilet bowl smells of cleaning fluid.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x toilet"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X TOILET
CF |
CF | It's a basic outhouse; the toilet bowl smells of cleaning fluid.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "in"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > IN
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter outhouse"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > ENTER OUTHOUSE
CF |
CF | You can't get into the closed outhouse.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "try enter outhouse"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open outhouse"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > OPEN OUTHOUSE
CF |
CF | You open the outhouse.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter outhouse"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > ENTER OUTHOUSE
CF |
CF | You get into the outhouse.
CF |
CF | In the outhouse you can see a catalog and an emergency button.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "ah, that's why it's not listing items"
Jade says, "lol"
DavidW says, "I thought, because I could see the toilet bowl, there was no door."
pbparjeter says, "it needs to clear that it's closed...bad when even I'm forgetting that"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x catalog"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X CATALOG
CF |
CF | It shows various outfits and disguises. Most of them are man-made, but
CF | a ghillie suit on one page catches your eye.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Sears catalogs used to be used as toilet paper."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph catalog"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH CATALOG
CF |
CF | The photograph reels out of the camera, but it's of no use to you. You
CF | let it flutter away in the wind.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "it is tricky you can see and touch everything out when you are into the car, outhouse, tent, etc"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ghillie suit"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X GHILLIE SUIT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "buy ghillie"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > BUY GHILLIE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Forest (in the outhouse)
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, a reflector, a trash can and a knothole
CF | here.
CF |
CF | In the outhouse you can see a catalog and an emergency button.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x button"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X BUTTON
CF |
CF | It's for aging tourists who need the park ranger to help them use the
CF | toilets.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "X PAGE perhaps?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x page"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X PAGE
CF |
CF | You've torn out the page with the leafy green ghillie suit. You could
CF | probably improvise one with natural materials.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take page"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TAKE PAGE
CF |
CF | You tear the page from the catalog and look more closely.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "NOW it's torn out."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x page"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X PAGE
CF |
CF | You've torn out the page with the leafy green ghillie suit. You could
CF | probably improvise one with natural materials.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Okay, this is the thing that the branch is for."
pbparjeter says, "infinite tearing"
pbparjeter says, "there's also the button"
DavidW says, "I'm not an aging tourist, though."
DavidW says, "Why do I want a park ranger in just his undershirt. Hypothetically speaking."
pbparjeter says, "hypothetically he is watching you"
DavidW asks, "Do I want to drown him in cleaning fluid just because?"
pbparjeter says, "nothing so violent as that"
DavidW says, "He's sleeping."
pbparjeter says, "it's a tradeoff in terms of points"
pbparjeter says, "you can continue with the ghillie suit puzzle instead if you like"
DavidW says, "okay, I'll feed him to the squirrel."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push button"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > PUSH BUTTON
CF |
CF | That will draw attention; you might want to think twice. Or think once
CF | and do it anyway.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "lol"
DavidW says, "yeah, I don't understand why I should push this button. It feels wrong."
DavidW says, "I want to try NW of meadow."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | You get out of the outhouse.
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nw"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > NW
CF |
CF | There is a trail there, but your map is not so detailed that you can
CF | safely take it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x second map"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X SECOND MAP
CF |
CF | It's a new map; you need to figure out how it fits with the first one.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attach second map to first map"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > ATTACH SECOND MAP TO FIRST MAP
CF |
CF | You would achieve nothing by this.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "se"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > SE
CF |
CF | There is a trail there, but your map is not so detailed that you can
CF | safely take it.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "GRRRRR"
Jacqueline says, "hrm"
pbparjeter says, "comparing the map was close to the correct solution"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn reflector"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TURN REFLECTOR
CF |
CF | The reflector rotates in a half-circle; now it is turned toward the
CF | meadow.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "hm. Don't see how that helps."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph squirrel"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH SQUIRREL
CF |
CF | The squirrel is not happy about the camera flash. On the photo that
CF | reels out of the camera, he's baring his teeth viciously. It's of no
CF | use; you let the photo fly away in the wind.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn reflector"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TURN REFLECTOR
CF |
CF | The reflector rotates in a half-circle; now it is turned toward the
CF | den.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | The reflector rotates in a half-circle; now it is turned toward the
CF | meadow.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Darkness Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Darkness
CF | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn reflector"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TURN REFLECTOR
CF |
CF | The reflector rotates in a half-circle; now it is turned toward the
CF | den.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Darkness Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Darkness
CF | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph reflector"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH REFLECTOR
CF |
CF | The light from the camera flash bounces into into the den, which
CF | lights up.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Den Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Den
CF | You're inside the den.
CF |
CF | You can see a webcam, some lavender leaves and a patch of moss here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take leaves"
CF ] Den Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > TAKE LEAVES
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x moss"
CF ] Den Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X MOSS
CF |
CF | It's almost the same size as you.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "So the source of light in here is... the moss, but it's not saying so?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x leaves"
CF ] Den Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > X LEAVES
CF |
CF | It's a handful of sedative leaves.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "no, you photographed the reflector"
pbparjeter says, "or just turned it"
DavidW says, "That should only light up the den for a flash."
pbparjeter says, "yeah you photographed it -- "The light from the camera flash bounces into into the den, which lights up.""
DavidW says, "Maybe these leaves should go into the barrel."
pbparjeter says, "maybe it can light a spark or something"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | You've entered the forest trail. You would get lost if you went too
CF | far; instead you will stay here on the marked path.
CF |
CF | You can see a Garbogriff, an outhouse, a reflector, a trash can and a
CF | knothole here.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Meadow Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | You notice a movement in the distance, but it soon disappears.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Staircase Score: 39
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put leaves in barrel"
CF ] Staircase Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > PUT LEAVES IN BARREL
CF |
CF | The leaves dissolve in the water, making a relaxing brew. That will
CF | Bigfoot Senior down.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus five
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Missing the word 'calm'."
pbparjeter says, "noted"
DavidW says, "I still want a freshly-baked pie cooling on the windowsill."
pbparjeter says, "also noted..."
Roger says, "I think calling some of this stuff a 'Stealth' score is a stretch at best and misleading at worst; I'd recommend something a bit more neutral"
Roger says, "or maybe just leave it as 'score', as an adjective implies more than one score (to me)"
pbparjeter says, "in the beta it is just labeled score"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put second map on first map"
CF ] Staircase Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > PUT SECOND MAP ON FIRST MAP
CF |
CF | Now you see two more directions that you can go in, beginning from the
CF | meadow.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "oh, the top is labelled score right now"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Meadow Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF | pbparjeter says, "yeah, that can probably be dialled back a little though"
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nw"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > NW
CF |
CF |
CF | Campground
CF | The campground is either abandoned, or it's the off-season. Or Bigfoot
CF | Senior is deliberately driving away tourists. Either way, everything
CF | left here is yours for the taking.
CF |
CF | You can see a tent and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tent"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > X TENT
CF |
CF | The tent canvas has a brown-and-green camoflage pattern on it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter tent"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > ENTER TENT
CF |
CF | You can't get into the closed tent.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open tent"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > OPEN TENT
CF |
CF | You open the tent.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter tent"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > ENTER TENT
CF |
CF | You get into the tent.
CF |
CF | In the tent you can see scissors, the slippers and a straw hat.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x scissors"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > X SCISSORS
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about scissors.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x slippers"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > X SLIPPERS
CF |
CF | They are size 22.5.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hat"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > X HAT
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the straw hat.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take all"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > TAKE ALL
CF |
CF | You can't just scoop up everything at once despite your Bigfoot-sized
CF | hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take scissors"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SCISSORS
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take slippers"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SLIPPERS
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Hm. We are at two hours, but I suspect people want to keep pokin;"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > TAKE HAT
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear hat"
CF ] Campground Score: 43
CF | >
CF | > WEAR HAT
CF |
CF | It only makes you more conspicuous.
CF |
CF | Stealth score minus one
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "remove hat"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > REMOVE HAT
CF |
CF | That's better.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus one
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | You get out of the tent.
CF |
CF | Campground
CF | The campground is either abandoned, or it's the off-season. Or Bigfoot
CF | Senior is deliberately driving away tourists. Either way, everything
CF | left here is yours for the taking.
CF |
CF | You can see a tent and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take tent"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > TAKE TENT
CF |
CF | You could lift the tent, but it's more effective to take what's
CF | inside.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cut tent with scissors"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > CUT TENT WITH SCISSORS
CF |
CF | You slice out a large portion of the tent canvas; now you have a
CF | camoflaged sheet the size of your body.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I do like the overall concept of sandbox but with a goal"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attach canvas to branch"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > ATTACH CANVAS TO BRANCH
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a camoflaged sheet
CF | a straw hat
CF | the slippers
CF | scissors
CF | a page
CF | a the Loch Ness Beaver
CF | a Loch-photo
CF | a peanut butter sandwich
CF | a Photo-griff
CF | a red cellophane
CF | some emetics
CF | a grabber
CF | an oil
CF | an Uni-photo
CF | a black spray paint
CF | a branch
CF | a map photo
CF | an uniform (being worn)
CF | a camera
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attach sheet to branch"
CF ] Campground Score: 44
CF | >
CF | > ATTACH SHEET TO BRANCH
CF |
CF | You would achieve nothing by this.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear sheet"
CF ] Campground Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > WEAR SHEET
CF |
CF | You wrap the sheet around you like a cape; another part of your
CF | disguise.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus three
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nw"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > NW
CF |
CF |
CF | Marsh
CF | It's a marsh with a lot of wildlife.
CF |
CF | You can see a pole and a poison dart frog here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph frog"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH FROG
CF |
CF | The photograph reels out of the camera, but it's of no use to you. You
CF | let it flutter away in the wind.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "almost there, just three more points"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x frog"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > X FROG
CF |
CF | It's actually shaped like a poison dart, except it's a frog. It
CF | contains a strong muscle relaxant.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take frog"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > TAKE FROG
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pole"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > X POLE
CF |
CF | It's about as tall as a person, and a bit shorter than you.
CF |
CF | On the pole is a birdhouse (in which is the birdseed).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x birdseed"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > X BIRDSEED
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the birdseed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | Your sausage-fingered hands can't pick up something as fine-grained as
CF | birdseed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take pole"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > TAKE POLE
CF |
CF | You aren't even going to try taking that.
CF |
CF | You see Bigfoot hiding behind the just before he disappears. Better
CF | up your stealthiness.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Close"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "climb pole"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > CLIMB POLE
CF |
CF | Little is to be achieved by that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter birdhouse"
CF ] Marsh Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > ENTER BIRDHOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not something you can enter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "se"
CF ] Campground Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > SE
CF |
CF |
CF | Campground
CF | The campground is either abandoned, or it's the off-season. Or Bigfoot
CF | Senior is deliberately driving away tourists. Either way, everything
CF | left here is yours for the taking.
CF |
CF | You can see a tent and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "se"
CF ] Meadow Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > SE
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Plateau Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Plateau
CF | You can see the bear traps, a petroglyph and a detour here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear slippers"
CF ] Plateau Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > WEAR SLIPPERS
CF |
CF | This will help you walk around more quietly.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus two
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Plateau Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > NE
CF |
CF | Despite being advertised as a detour, the path is too icy and slippery
CF | to climb.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take traps"
CF ] Plateau Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > TAKE TRAPS
CF |
CF | That would be dangerous. Besides, there isn't much point in doing that
CF | since you can safely avoid the traps where they are now.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Meadow Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "se"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > SE
CF |
CF |
CF | Desert
CF | This part of the park is a hot and barren desert.
CF |
CF | You can see a plane, a drone and a falcon here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x plane"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > X PLANE
CF |
CF | It's a plane that has crashed in the desert. There is a door on the
CF | side.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open plane"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > OPEN PLANE
CF |
CF | You open the plane.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter plane"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > ENTER PLANE
CF |
CF | You get into the plane.
CF |
CF | In the plane you can see a falconry glove and a crash test dummy.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take glove"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > TAKE GLOVE
CF |
CF | You see Bigfoot hiding behind the just before he disappears. Better
CF | up your stealthiness.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear glove"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > WEAR GLOVE
CF |
CF | You're already wearing that!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x dummy"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > X DUMMY
CF |
CF | The plane may not have survived the crash, but the dummy did.He's
CF | wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take sunglasses"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SUNGLASSES
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear sunglasses"
CF ] Desert Score: 47
CF | >
CF | > WEAR SUNGLASSES
CF |
CF | The glare from the reflective coating gives your position away
CF | Stealth score minus two
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "remove sunglasses"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > REMOVE SUNGLASSES
CF |
CF | Your location is no longer betrayed by the glare of the glasses.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus two
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "too many point for few actions"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Desert Score: 49
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | You get out of the plane.
CF |
CF | Desert
CF | This part of the park is a hot and barren desert.
CF |
CF | You can see a plane, a drone and a falcon here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x drone"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X DRONE
CF |
CF | The drone focuses its lens and you hear a click as it photographs you.
CF |
CF | Stealth score minus one
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "spray drone with paint"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > SPRAY DRONE WITH PAINT
CF |
CF | Technically you could conceal just about anything with a coat of black
CF | paint, but you should use the canister's limited contents more wisely.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "maybe it needs a hat"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put hat on drone"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > PUT HAT ON DRONE
CF |
CF | Putting things on the drone would achieve nothing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "break drone"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > BREAK DRONE
CF |
CF | You can't just assault everything. You are a gentle giant.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "there are still a lot of things to do and places to visit"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Desert
CF | This part of the park is a hot and barren desert.
CF |
CF | You can see a plane, a drone and a falcon here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x falcon"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X FALCON
CF |
CF | It's a very majestic bird.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take falcon"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > TAKE FALCON
CF |
CF | You know nothing about falconry, and you bungle your attempt to grab
CF | the bird even though you're wearing the glove. It flies away, most
CF | likely for good.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Desert
CF | [Previous turn undone.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph falcon"
CF ] Desert Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH FALCON
CF |
CF | The photograph reels out of the camera, but it's of no use to you. You
CF | let it flutter away in the wind.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "se"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > SE
CF |
CF |
CF | Canyon
CF | This is the end of the trail for you. You are at the top of a cliff
CF | looking out over a large canyon.
CF |
CF | You can see an ant farm, a sheep and a Chupastrawba here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x farm"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X FARM
CF |
CF | It's a glass-cased ant hill full of dangerous fire ants; it's bugged
CF | with a microphone to observe your every move.
CF |
CF | In the ant farm are some ants and a microphone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x microphone"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X MICROPHONE
CF |
CF | It's being used by Bigfoot Senior to bug you. You need to break it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "break it"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > BREAK IT
CF |
CF | First you need to take the microphone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | You stick in a finger, and the ants immediately bite you. Your best
CF | option is to fry the ants first.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ants"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X ANTS
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the ants.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x oil"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X OIL
CF |
CF | It's a spray canister for oiling things.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Canyon
CF | This is the end of the trail for you. You are at the top of a cliff
CF | looking out over a large canyon.
CF |
CF | You can see an ant farm, a sheep and a Chupastrawba here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sheep"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > X SHEEP
CF |
CF | The sheep is covered in a thick coat of wool.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "shear sheep"
CF ] Canyon Score: 48
CF | >
CF | > SHEAR SHEEP
CF |
CF | You have the coat of wool.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear wool"
CF ] Canyon Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > WEAR WOOL
CF |
CF | Well-disguised. You're a sasquatch in sheep's clothing.
CF |
CF | You don't see Bigfoot nearby.
CF |
CF | Stealth score plus five
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Canyon Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Canyon
CF | This is the end of the trail for you. You are at the top of a cliff
CF | looking out over a large canyon.
CF |
CF | You can see an ant farm, a sheep and a Chupastrawba here.
CF |
CF | You've lost track of Bigfoot.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x chupastrawba"
CF ] Canyon Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > X CHUPASTRAWBA
CF |
CF | It's a cryptozoological creature that drinks the blood of goats, but
CF | only through the plastic straws surgically attached to its mouth. It
CF | is hungrily eyeing the sheep.
CF |
CF | You've lost track of Bigfoot.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph chupastrawba"
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH CHUPASTRAWBA
CF |
CF |
CF | You pocket the photo and stare at it intently.
CF |
CF | Unable to deduce anything more about the creature on your own, you
CF | turn you ears to a loadspeaker elsewhere in the park. Bigfoot Senior's
CF | voice blares through the speaker:
CF |
CF | This is the Chupastrawba, a little-known cryptid. You have probably
CF | heard of its Tex-Mex relative, the Chupacabra, meaning "sucker of goat
CF | blood."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | blood."
CF | The Chupastrawba subspecies, however, has a rare mutation that
CF | leaves it with no fangs. I NURSED THIS ONE BACK TO HEALTH by putting
CF | diposable plastic straws where the teeth should be! They can drink the
CF | blood of any prey animal that roams the wild in tetra-packs!
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | blood of any prey animal that roams the wild in tetra-packs!
CF | Yes, this creature is a vampire, but what about you? What did you
CF | subsist on, when you were living in human society as a paparazzi?
CF | Discounted ramen past its due date? Doggie bags left over by
CF | celebrities and their catering services? You failed at your job and
CF | had to figuratively eat off the floor.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | had to figuratively eat off the floor.
CF | I know you see us cryptids as living on the outskirts of the
CF | society but you're really no different. Photography is best left as a
CF | hobby; don't make your livelihood depend on it.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Canyon Score: 53
CF | hobby; don't make your livelihood depend on it.
CF | The loudspeaker turns off.
CF |
CF | You're right on Bigfoot Senior's trail now. Time to snap a picture.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I don't have a copy of the task list."
DavidW says, "I'm not sure how to fry ants"
DavidW says, "still dont know how to photograph squirrel properly"
pbparjeter says, "you can now just photograph bigfoot as the line suggests"
DavidW says, "cant use NE trail from plateau yet"
Jacqueline says, "Oh right. 53 points"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nw"
CF ] Desert Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > NW
CF |
CF |
CF | Desert
CF | This part of the park is a hot and barren desert.
CF |
CF | You can see a plane, a drone and a falcon here.
CF |
CF | You're right on Bigfoot Senior's trail now. Time to snap a picture.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nw"
CF ] Meadow Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > NW
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | You've lost track of Bigfoot.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | You don't see Bigfoot nearby.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "maybe it should be more clear when the 50-point line is crossed"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mailslot"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > X MAILSLOT
CF |
CF | It's part of the door; you can slip photos inside to try and distract
CF | him.
CF |
CF | Bigfoot Senior appears to be waiting just inside the door with arms
CF | crossed.
CF |
CF | You don't see Bigfoot nearby.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph senior"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH SENIOR
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "sorry, am I misunderstanding something?"
pbparjeter says, "you can't do it through the mailslot"
pbparjeter says, "he will randomly appear"
DavidW asks, "But ... no... he doesn't. Does he?"
pbparjeter says, "he does, you saw him once"
DavidW asks, "It looks like he stays in his cabin the entire time, right?"
Roger says, "I keep thinking this is Senior Bigfoot, visiting from Mexico"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sw"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > SW
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | You've lost track of Bigfoot.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | You've lost track of Bigfoot.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | You don't see Bigfoot nearby.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | You're right on Bigfoot Senior's trail now. Time to snap a picture.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "yeah, the end of the game needs some work; just keep moving between rooms"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph bigfoot"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH BIGFOOT
CF |
CF | You snap the perfect picture. As it reels from the camera, you realize
CF | that it hasn't developed properly. You need to take it to the dark
CF | room.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "ugh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Meadow Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see an air combat guide, an eagle, a gnawed tree, a grate that
CF | leads into the ground and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, the floodwater, a
CF | pump and a clothesline here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a Senior photo
CF | a Chupa-photo
CF | the aviator sunglasses
CF | a falconry glove
CF | a poison dart frog
CF | a straw hat
CF | the slippers (being worn)
CF | scissors
CF | a page
CF | a the Loch Ness Beaver
CF | a Loch-photo
CF | a peanut butter sandwich
CF | a Photo-griff
CF | a red cellophane
CF | some emetics
CF | a grabber
CF | an oil
CF | an Uni-photo
CF | a black spray paint
CF | a branch
CF | a map photo
CF | an uniform (being worn)
CF | a camera
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put senior photo in tray"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > PUT SENIOR PHOTO IN TRAY
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "develop it"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > DEVELOP IT
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "develop senior photo"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > DEVELOP SENIOR PHOTO
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, the floodwater, a
CF | pump and a clothesline here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "tray is one room down"
DavidW says, "thought I was there. I do get sloppy online like this."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF | You can't go any deeper when the water is flooding the cave.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn wheel"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > TURN WHEEL
CF |
CF | The pump shifts its flow; water is sucked back up into the lake.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Darkroom
CF | It's a photo development lab. Bigfoot Senior begrudgingly constructed
CF | it for you before you left the park to begin your career.
CF |
CF | You can see a lightbulb and a tray here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put senior in tray"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > PUT SENIOR IN TRAY
CF |
CF | The photograph becomes clear: it's a crystal-clear picture of Bigfoot.
CF | If you publish this to the world, tourists and tabloids alike like
CF | will flood into photograph Bigfoot Senior. His attempts to live an
CF | insular life will crumble around him.
CF |
CF | Time to slide the photo into his door and blackmail him.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "BLACKMAIL!?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take senior"
CF ] Darkroom Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SENIOR
CF |
CF | You already have that.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says (to KO), "I don't get it either."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Cave Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Cave
CF | It's a dark damp cave full of hydraulic machinery and pipes.
CF |
CF | A stepped tunnel leads down to the darkroom.
CF |
CF | You can also see a grate that leads above ground, a pump and a
CF | clothesline here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Meadow Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, an air combat guide,
CF | an eagle, a gnawed tree and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "all will be resolved happily ever after"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put senior photo in mailslot"
CF | >
CF | > PUT SENIOR PHOTO IN MAILSLOT
CF |
CF | You slide the photo through the mailslot. Bigfoot Senior must have
CF | seen the photo. The door clicks open loudly.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | seen the photo. The door clicks open loudly.
CF | (first opening the front door)
CF |
CF | Cabin
CF | You walk into the cabin and gasp. There is a bank of TVs on the wall
CF | of the cabin showing slideshow images and film clips on various local
CF | news stations. Bigfoot Senior is sitting in front of them. Clearly, he
CF | is not so isolated as you thought.
CF |
CF | The front door leads down the staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see Bigfoot Senior here.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "he should not be there, ignore it"
Jacqueline says, "oh, ah."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tvs"
CF | >
CF | > X TVS
CF |
CF | Bigfoot Senior stands up and turns to you. He raises a fist and says:
CF |
CF | You've found my secret. All those sasquacth sightings, all those
CF | disclosures to the public...I was behind them all along.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | disclosures to the public...I was behind them all along.
CF | There were never any human photographers. We made the films
CF | ourselves and sent them out to credulous tabloids. With the royalties
CF | I earned, I expanded the boundaries of my park. How else could I
CF | protect our secret but by expanding our colony across a quarter of the
CF | American heartlands? pbparjeter says, "oh, sorry, he should be here! I thought we were still outside the cabin"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | American heartlands?
CF | You think you came here to take me down? You've never been outside
CF | of Bigfoot Bluff! You just think you have! You've never seen a real
CF | human, just sasquatches dressed as humans.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push space"
CF | human, just sasquatches dressed as humans.
CF | Where do you think you learned your media criticism? That's right,
CF | at the same media school that I sent you to. It was all fake, all
CF | within the boundaries of the park.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push space"
CF | within the boundaries of the park.
CF | And now you're here to take down my park by sending out my photo to
CF | tourists and Bigfoot hunters, who will overrun the park. Jacqueline says, "oh man"
Roger says, "a Planet of the Apes twist"
Jacqueline says, "Mind: blown"
Jacqueline says, "That's why the ranger outfit fits."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push space"
CF | tourists and Bigfoot hunters, who will overrun the park.
CF | But in your attempts to take me down, you became just like me:
CF | waiting and watching quietly with your camera. The only thing your
CF | rebellion was good for was grooming you to take over my role: as head
CF | photographer of the BIGFOOT BLUFF MEDIA EMPIRE.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. Jacqueline says, "oh no"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | photographer of the BIGFOOT BLUFF MEDIA EMPIRE.
CF | So, what will it be: Do you want to join me? Or do you want to take
CF | me down?
CF |
CF |
CF | He gestures at a broadcast button.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "NO"
Jacqueline says, "Noooooooooooooooo"
Roger says, "you damn dirty apes"
Jacqueline says, "I mean, unless you all wanna."
DavidW says, "The Hairy Truman Show"
Knight_Otu blinks.
pbparjeter says, "x button"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x button"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > X BUTTON
CF |
CF | If you push the button, you'll broadcast your photo and you'll become
CF | the very thing you hate. If you destroy it, Bigfoot Senior will get
CF | away with what he's already done and keep running the park.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Thanks for that description"
Jacqueline says, "I say destroy."
Jacqueline asks, "Will we be able to undo in this version?"
Jacqueline asks, "Learn the alt ending?"
DavidW says, "I could go either way, honestly."
Jade says, "destroy"
pbparjeter says, "just keep playing, I will explain later"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf22"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | > SAVEOk.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "destroy button"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > DESTROY BUTTON
CF |
CF | You have second thoughts about your decision. You should look more
CF | closely at the button.
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis says, "lol"
Jacqueline narrows her eyes at pbparjeter.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x button"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > X BUTTON
CF |
CF | If you push the button, you'll broadcast your photo and you'll become
CF | the very thing you hate. If you destroy it, Bigfoot Senior will get
CF | away with what he's already done and keep running the park.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "but thou must"
MoyTravis says, "press buttan"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "destroy button"
CF | >
CF | > DESTROY BUTTON
CF |
CF |
CF | Before you can do anything, the park ranger bursts in and shows his
CF | ID. He pulls off his underclothes to reveal he is a sasquatch. Then he
CF | pulls off his sasquatch suit to reveal he is actually a human after
CF | all.
CF |
CF | He holds up an ID card and says: MoyTravis says, "hahahahaha"
Roger says, "haha"
Jacqueline exclaims, "!!!!!"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | He holds up an ID card and says:
CF | MY NAME IS ELVIS PRESLEY. Since my disappearance in 1977, I've been
CF | hiding undercover, just waiting for you to pull a stunt like this.
CF |
CF | He pulls out a pistol and shoots the bank of TVs. Jacqueline says, "Man, this game."
Jacqueline falls over.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | He pulls out a pistol and shoots the bank of TVs.
CF | Do you think I faked my death and hid in the forest for decades
CF | just to have some brutish Bigfoot surpass my number of appearances in
CF | the Weekly World News? To have some stupid sasquatch outnumber my
CF | exposés in the National Enquirer? DO YOU? Knight_Otu blinks some more.
MoyTravis says, "okay"
MoyTravis says, "I like this"
MoyTravis says, "it's very, very silly"
DavidW says, "Bet the ants are gray aliens now in ant suits."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | exposés in the National Enquirer? DO YOU?
CF | Elvis picks up Bigfoot Senior and throws him through the window; then
CF | he takes a seat at the mostly-broken TVs. His finger hovers over the
CF | broadcast button.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "no wonder he was sleeping so heavily"
DavidW says, "uh huh huh"
MoyTravis says, "Wow Elvis must be ripped."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photograph elvis"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > PHOTOGRAPH ELVIS
CF |
CF | He's blinded by the camera flash. He won't be working with visual
CF | media any time soon.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis exclaims, "Fistfight Elvis!"
MoyTravis says, "FISTFIGHT ELVIS"
Jacqueline says (to David), "Nice"
pbparjeter says, "defeating elvis on the first turn, congrats"
MoyTravis says, "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
DavidW asks, "And which way is out of the park?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sw"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > SW
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "exits"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > EXITS
CF |
CF | That's not something you can do.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Cabin Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | > pbparjeter says, "x map"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Staircase Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Staircase
CF | You're on the landing of a staircase leading up to Bigfoot Senior's
CF | cabin.
CF |
CF | The front door of the cabin is just a bit further up the steps; there
CF | is also a mailslot embedded in it. The front door leads down to the
CF | staircase.
CF |
CF | You can also see a barrel and a webcam here.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Meadow Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Meadow
CF | You find yourself in a wide open mountain plain. Trails spread out in
CF | all directions. A large cabin is looming imposingly over the horizon.
CF |
CF | You can see a grate that leads into the ground, an air combat guide,
CF | an eagle, a gnawed tree and a windowsill here.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis says, "Aww."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Trailhead Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Trailhead
CF | The trailhead is surrounded by tall trees. It extends further; look at
CF | your map to find directions.
CF |
CF | You can see a gondola here.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Parking Lot
CF | You are in the parking lot of BIGFOOT BLUFF NATIONAL PARK. A trailhead
CF | extends to the north and heads deep into the wilds.
CF |
CF | You can see a car and a welcome board here.
CF |
CF | You need to get out of the park.
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis says, "You didn't take the chance to fistfight Elvis."
Roger says, "maybe we could have jumped out the window"
MoyTravis says, "(I assume it wouldn't work but)"
DavidW says, "sorry, I blinded him instead,"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter car"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > ENTER CAR
CF |
CF | Bigfoot Senior is in the car. Time to drive away.
CF |
CF | > MoyTravis exclaims, "That's just the opening gambit!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drive car"
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 53
CF | >
CF | > DRIVE CAR
CF |
CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to drive.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drive"
CF | >
CF | > DRIVE
CF |
CF | You begin to drive.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | You begin to drive.
CF | "Let's call this a draw." Bigfoot Senior says. "There are other
CF | parks to live in, and other forms of media to commandeer for
CF | sasquatch-kind."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF | sasquatch-kind."
CF | In the hazy distance, you see hundreds of Elvis impersonators
CF | marching across a mountain ridge. You drive away, resting assured that
CF | the park will return to its natural state of harmony. DavidW says, "Let's go to the park of Lucille Balls."
pbparjeter says, "lol"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Parking Lot Score: 53
CF | the park will return to its natural state of harmony.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** The End ***
CF |
CF |
CF | In that game you scored 53..
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF | command?
CF | > MoyTravis says, "Well."
MoyTravis says, "That was, uh, sure something."
Knight_Otu says, "That was wild."
Jacqueline says, "It was indeed something."
pbparjeter says, "thank you for playing and bearing with the rough edges everyone"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Good luck finishing it up and doing well in whichever comp you enter!"
pbparjeter says, "thanks"
pbparjeter says, "on the broadcast button choice"
Jacqueline says, "We will not post this until either after you publish or, if you want, not at all - I can just send you the raw, if you'd prefer that."
pbparjeter says, "yes, I'll get in touch with you when I submit to a comp"
Jacqueline says, "Though it'd be cool to post it after you publish."
pbparjeter says, "anyway, to save you from reloading"
pbparjeter says, "the broadcast button is actually a false choice, there is no alternate ending"
Jacqueline says, "..."
Jade says, "gg"
pbparjeter says, "I guess people prefer alternate endings..."
Jacqueline says, "..."
Jade says, "nice game"
Knight_Otu says, "I suspected something like that."
DavidW says, "no, magician's choice is a thing."
pbparjeter says, ""it was mostly meant for pacing""
Jacqueline says, "I don't necessarily prefer alternate endings, but I'm salty when I feel like I have a choice and then it turns out I didn't."
pbparjeter says, ""I am open to other ideas but this seems to work for now""
pbparjeter says, "oh no am I double quoting everything i say"
Jacqueline says (to pbp), "Yes, definitely works."
Knight_Otu says, "I felt the "Think this through" thing was a hint that this wasn't a choice as such."
Jacqueline says (to KO), "Huh. See, that made it worse fo rme."
Jacqueline says, "er, for me"
DavidW asks, "so, if I pushed the emergency button, would we have met Elvis earlier?"
Knight_Otu says, "I can see that. Different reactions from different people."
DavidW says, "(also trying to take in that I undressed Elvis)"
pbparjeter says, "no, whichever choice you make, you have to make a second choice, that trigger's elvis"
Jacqueline says (to DW), "You need to sit down? I can fan you with this piece of cardboard, if you need it."
pbparjeter says, "so there are actually four choices - break destroy, or change/confirm the decision"
pbparjeter says, "but they all have the same outcome"
pbparjeter says, "anyway, thanks again for playing, if anyone would like to help test the beta version, please get in touch on the IF forums"
DavidW says (to I), "am sitting down."
Jacqueline fans DavidW.
pbparjeter says, "intfiction.org that is"
MoyTravis says, "You should make half of the endings have Tupac or something, and half of them have Elvis."
DavidW asks, "I'm trying to remember. Didn't Elvis have a particular sandwich he really liked?"
pbparjeter says, "lol"
MoyTravis says, "That way, when people laugh about the wild ending, there's an even chance they had a completely different wild ending."
Roger says, "I think he was the deep-fried candy-bar guy"
MoyTravis says, "Or make it random, but based on the playthrough, so half the people get Elvis even if they reload and half get somebody else."
pbparjeter says, "yes, the sandwich was deliberate"
DavidW says, "There was a game ages ago that had two different chapter twos. Drove rgif nuts."
pbparjeter says, "though it is missing the banana and bacon"
Pinkunz- Ah Ha! A tourist trap. This giant metal facsimile of a space beast is nothing more than a cheap marketing ploy designed to suck in any moron dumb enough to fall for such trickery... You suddenly feel like a dumb moron. pbparjeter asks, "like two chapter twos in succession, or two alternate chapters?"
DavidW says, "alternates"
DavidW says, "One group of players saw a different story than the others and they didn't understand at first why people were talking about stuff they'd never seen."
MoyTravis says, "See, that's a good trick."
DavidW says, "Losing Your Grip"
MoyTravis says, "Makes the game seem real big."
MoyTravis says, "Anyways, thanks for driving, thanks to pbparjeter for the game, I'm'a log now."
MoyTravis exclaims, "Cya'll 'round!"
DavidW says, "bye Moy"
MoyTravis goes home. pbparjeter says, "ok, thank you again everyone"
Jacqueline says, "Thank you for letting us test it."
DavidW says, "thank you for the game"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Have a great day, folks!"
DavidW says, "thanks everyone"
Jade says, "you too, have a nice week"



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