ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Waterhouse Women by Jacqueline A. Lott
Hey, Jingo! by Caleb Wilson
Madrigals of War and Love by Jason Dyer

As played on ifMUD on August 7, 2010

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. Below is a transcript of three IntroComp games, written by various authors.

The Waterhouse Women was originally released as part of the 2002 IntroComp, where it took fourth place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.

Hey, Jingo! was originally released as part of the 2002 IntroComp, where it took first place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki. You can jump straight to this game in the transcript by clicking here.

Madrigals of War and Love was originally released as part of the 2002 IntroComp, where it took second place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki. You can jump straight to this game in the transcript by clicking here.

WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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EmacsUser suggests ic02waterhouse.
DavidW says, "Yes, that would be a good choice. We probably want a second one as well."
Johnny asks, "So, should I suggest the ones that take 2+ hours to play?"
DavidW asks (of Johnny), "You can suggest, I suppose, sure. Do people feel up to a long session?"
Johnny says (to DavidW), "Aw, I was only fooling."
DavidW says, "well, most IntroComp games aren't long, of course."
Gunther says, "and DW was playing the straight man. Oh the irony"
Johnny says, "Although, both Nine-Tenths and Phoenix's Landing are interesting in their ways."
jnc disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. EmacsUser asks, "Has CF already played Nine-Tenths?"
DavidW says, "I think Hey Jingo! ought to be our second game. We already played Nine-Tenths, yes."
Johnny says, "Yeah, I guess that's not fair to the pre-CF games."
leandroribeiro goes home. DavidW asks, "I'd also suggest Southern Gothic. I don't think we've played that one, or have we?"
EmacsUser says, "I don't think so."
DavidW asks, "so, is that a plan? Waterhouse, Hey Jingo!, and Southern Gothic?"
EmacsUser takes initiative.
EmacsUser says (to Floyd), "load ic02waterhouse"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |
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Floyd | The Waterhouse Women
Floyd | An Immersive Gallery
Floyd | Copyright (c) 2002 by Jacqueline A. Lott
Floyd | (For more information, type "about")
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 020319 / Inform v6.21 Library 6/10
Floyd |
Floyd | The Gallery
Floyd | You stand in a perfectly circular room. There is one continuous
Floyd | ivory-coloured wall surrounding you, devoid of corners, with no
Floyd | beginning and no end.

Floyd |
Floyd | On the wall directly in front of you is an intricately detailed oil
Floyd | painting of a woman, framed in gold. Centered beneath the painting is
Floyd | a small brass plaque.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a lovely wooden bench in the center of the room.

Floyd |
Floyd | On the bench is a piece of paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "heh. yay initiative."
EmacsUser says (to Floyd), "x paper"
Floyd | The paper, like the walls of the gallery, is ivory in colour.
Floyd |
Floyd | At a glance, you see the title, "John William Waterhouse: Fantasy and
Floyd | Realism," centered across the top of the page in an elegant hand. An

Floyd | essay of some sort is written beneath it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "I'm inclined to suggest Madrigals of Love and War, Trainstopping, or something."
Johnny asks, "Did y'all eat the fox last week?"
EmacsUser says, ""Yep."
DavidW says, "They did."
Ellison says, "that is the best 'x paper' response EVER! (I say, knowing that Jacqueline will read this)"
Johnny is more fun than a box of crayons. Ellison asks, "did we find a way to win with eating the fox?"
Johnny arrives, ready to play with the toys. EmacsUser exclaims, ""I must be off now. Have fun!"
EmacsUser implodes into a quickly fading blip of stardust. DavidW says (to Ellison), "There wasn't a way to win that way. At least, not in the IntroComp version."
Ellison asks, "wait, why did we listen to suggestions from somebody who was just going to leave right away?"
Ellison says (to DavidW), "gotcha"
DavidW says, "I would've suggested Waterhouse myself, actually."
Ellison says, "ah, ok. I just noticed that nobody was driving."
maga arrives, ready to play with the toys. DavidW says, "I haven't been driving since I've already played every IntroComp game that hasn't been this year's."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x painting"
Floyd | In the painting stands an elegant woman. In her hands she holds a
Floyd | delicate crystal ball. Her head is lowered, as if she is concentrating
Floyd | on the sphere in her hands, but her eyes remain closed.
Floyd |

Floyd | Centered beneath the painting is a plaque.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read plaque"
Floyd | It reads:

Floyd |
Floyd | The Crystal Ball:
Floyd | Oil on Canvas, 1902
Floyd | J. W. Waterhouse
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | You feel wonderful, considering your current predicament. For someone
Floyd | who can't find their way back to the "real" world, you seem to be
Floyd | doing just fine.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW asks, "hm. We have a predicament? Was this mentioned earlier?"
Ellison says (to Floyd), "wake"
Floyd | The dreadful truth is, this is not a dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

Johnny says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd | You aren't feeling especially drowsy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison says, "I dunno. I don't remember much."
Touchy says, "The predicament seems to be not being able to get back to reality."
Johnny says, "If you fall asleep in a dream, you fall asleep in real life!"
inky arrives, full of fun, but no funk. inky says, "ha ha"
Touchy says, "If you fall asleep in real life you fall on your face."
DavidW says (to Johnny), "creepy!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind painting"
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take painting"
Floyd | The painting is fixed quite firmly to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "move it"
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x essay"
Floyd |
Floyd | "John William Waterhouse: Fantasy and Realism"
Floyd |
Floyd | John William Waterhouse, born on April 6, 1849 to British parents in

Floyd | Rome, is considered to be one of the foremost artists of his era.
Floyd | Though truly a Classical artist, he is often regarded as
Floyd | Pre-Raphaelite due to his obvious affection for literature, myth,
Floyd | romanticism, and nature. Waterhouse's works are known for their use of
Floyd | colour, light, and intense attention to detail.
Floyd |

Floyd | Waterhouse moved to England early in life and studied first in his
Floyd | father's studio, then later at the Royal Academy Schools. He became an
Floyd | Associate of the Royal Academy in 1885, and a Full Academician in
Floyd | 1895. His initial paintings depicted true life subjects, but he soon
Floyd | began to focus his work in more poetic realms, borrowing from the
Floyd | writings of Homer, Shakespeare, and Tennyson, among others.

Floyd |
Floyd | Waterhouse continued painting up until the time of his death in 1917.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison says, "f CITATION NEEDED"
DavidW says, "snrk"
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "touch painting"
Floyd | You reach out and place your hand against the canvas. Beneath your
Floyd | fingertips, you can feel the topography of the paint... its contours,
Floyd | the changes in texture, and the varying directions which accompany

Floyd | each brushstroke.
Floyd |
Floyd | When you try to take your hand away from the painting, you realise
Floyd | that you are powerless to do so. You begin to feel something, a
Floyd | sensation indescribable but not at all unpleasant. You feel a warmth
Floyd | slowly spreading through your fingers, into your body. Soon it

Floyd | envelopes you completely, drawing you closer...
Floyd |
ParserGirl says, "Woah"
ParserGirl says, "Didn't mean to teleport us somewhere."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd | ...and you feel yourself stepping into the painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside the painting entitled "The Crystal Ball"
Floyd | Glancing about, you notice that everything here is as it appeared in
Floyd | the painting. To the north is the elegant woman standing between the

Floyd | table and chair, and beyond her the window, but your new point of view
Floyd | from inside the painting allows you to see the rest of the room as
Floyd | well. A second window is set in the eastern wall, and a matching chair
Floyd | can be seen opposite the table from its mate. A large trunk sits in
Floyd | the northwest corner of the room, and a looking-glass can be seen to
Floyd | the southeast. Behind you, to the south, is a door.

Floyd |
Floyd | Slowly, the woman opens her eyes and lifts her gaze to meet your own.
Floyd | A knowing smile plays across her lips. "I've been watching you," she
Floyd | says softly. "You think yourself off course, lost from the world you
Floyd | know and understand." She pauses, looks into the crystal, and begins
Floyd | to speak again. "I see a path for you, Wanderer. Its course is not yet

Floyd | determined, but its ending is clear. You will find that which you
Floyd | seek."  She lifts her eyes again, her fingers still playing delicately
Floyd | across the surface of the orb. "I am Sophronia, daughter of Aisling,
Floyd | and I knew you would find me."
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks at you expectantly.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison says (to PG), "you're always doing that!"
ParserGirl says, "Just because we ended up on the fifth plane of torment while trying to go to the kitchen doesn't mean I'm a bad driver!"
Ellison says, "depends on whether the kitchen had cookies"
Touchy says, "Man that woman..."
Touchy says, "She is so full of herself..."
Touchy says, "Not surprising with a name like Sophronia."
DavidW says, "The fifth plane of torment might have cookies too."
Touchy asks, "What's that a crossover of Ron and Sophia?"
Touchy says, "The fifth plane of torrent only has warez."
Johnny says, "Pain cookies."
ParserGirl says, "I just looked up the painting. She reminds me of depictions of Rosamund."
inky says (to Floyd), "x orb"
Floyd | The sphere is transparent. In it you can just make out the inverted
Floyd | image of the open window beside the young woman.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | Windows are set in the north and east walls, near the northeast corner
Floyd | of the room. Both look out upon a grove of trees.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
(from DavidW) Touchy asks, "What's that a crossover of Sam and Round?"
inky says (to Floyd), "close window"
Floyd | That's not something you can close.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x trunk"
Floyd | It is a large trunk, upholstered in leather and surrounded by a sturdy
Floyd | iron frame. Twin clasps sit left and right of a central lock set along
Floyd | the front face of the lid. The dome shaped lid is currently closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

inky says (to Floyd), "open trunk"
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask woman about herself"
Floyd | She lifts her head slightly, and draws a noticeably long breath before
Floyd | responding. "Who am I? Who I am is not important, only that I may be
Floyd | of some assistance to you. Worry yourself not with me, and cast your
Floyd | energies elsewhere."

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Touchy says, "hehe"
Ellison says (to Floyd), "cast energies"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask woman about trunk"
Floyd | She looks at the trunk, and contemplates it for a moment before
Floyd | speaking. "Honestly, you needn't worry yourself with that trunk. It's

Floyd | a lovely old chest, filled with memories. But they're my memories, and
Floyd | would serve you little."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd | On the table lies a thick leather-bound book. Its metal clasps undone,
Floyd | it lies open to a page somewhere near the middle of the volume. On the
Floyd | open pages you can see handwritten script and a number of diagrams and
Floyd | drawings.
Floyd |
Floyd | There appears to be some sort of wand lying across the pages of the

Floyd | book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Wand!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "accio wand"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "I think I'm cheating by looking at the painting."
inky says, "ha ha"
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x trunk"
Floyd | It is a large trunk, upholstered in leather and surrounded by a sturdy
Floyd | iron frame. Twin clasps sit left and right of a central lock set along
Floyd | the front face of the lid. The dome shaped lid is currently closed.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wand"
Floyd | The wand is lying across the pages of the open book. It is long and
Floyd | slightly tapered at one end.
Floyd |

Floyd | Sophronia notices your interest in the wand. "That's not important,
Floyd | Wanderer. You've haven't the skills to use it, and mastering such a
Floyd | thing would consume more time than you can spare."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison says (to DavidW), "and she DID call us 'Wanderer'!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia where are we"
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

Johnny says, "Ha ha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about here"
Floyd | Her eyes contain the answer, but she seems unwilling to reveal
Floyd | everything to you. "If it is important, Wanderer, you will discover
Floyd | the answer without me."

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x lamp"
Floyd | The oil lamp consists of a stand, a metal reservoir, and a clear glass
Floyd | chimney. It is not lit.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | Windows are set in the north and east walls, near the northeast corner
Floyd | of the room. Both look out upon a grove of trees.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x grove"
Floyd | The forest outside the window is lush and green. The branches of trees
Floyd | sway gently in the breeze.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "sway"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | You feel wonderful, considering your current predicament. For someone
Floyd | who can't find their way back to the "real" world, you seem to be
Floyd | doing just fine.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Oh, that was already done."
Johnny says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd | That doesn't seem to have any effect here, unfortunately.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd | As you move to get a better look at the open pages, Sophronia steps
Floyd | forward, placing a hand on the nearest page to obscure your view.
Floyd | "This is the one personal effect I have by which to remember my

Floyd | father. It is a sacred thing, between him and me, and I feel not
Floyd | inclined to share it with you. I am sorry."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask her about father"
Floyd | (Sophronia about that)
Floyd | Upon hearing your question, Sophronia glances into the folds of the
Floyd | curtain. In her eyes you momentarily sense a sadness that wasn't there
Floyd | before. "Aisling was my father, my teacher, my world. It has been
Floyd | nearly five years since I laid him in the ground." She closes her eyes
Floyd | for a moment to regain her composure.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "look out window"
Floyd | Windows are set in the north and east walls, near the northeast corner
Floyd | of the room. Both look out upon a grove of trees.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x trees"
Floyd | The forest outside the window is lush and green. The branches of trees
Floyd | sway gently in the breeze.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "ask about teacher"
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x lamp"
Floyd | The oil lamp consists of a stand, a metal reservoir, and a clear glass
Floyd | chimney. It is not lit.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "light lamp"
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

Johnny says (to Floyd), "get lamp"
Floyd | "I'm sorry, Wanderer, but that belongs to me," says the elegant woman.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "ask her about me"
Floyd | (Sophronia about that)
Floyd | Her smile widens. "You know well who you are, Wanderer. What you yearn
Floyd | to know is how to return home. That I cannot explain to you directly,
Floyd | other than to say that you must choose your path and follow it through

Floyd | to its end. It will lead you home."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show paper to sophronia"
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh, I guess we never picked it up."
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | There is no exit in that direction. There is a door to the south,
Floyd | however.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "wave hand"
Floyd | But you aren't holding that.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd | The door to the south is made from wood, and painted white. Currently,
Floyd | it is closed.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | You open the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Gallery
Floyd | You stand in a perfectly circular room. To the south, through an
Floyd | arched doorway and down a short flight of stairs, there appears to be

Floyd | a hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the north wall is an intricately detailed oil painting of a woman,
Floyd | framed in gold. Centered beneath the painting is a small brass plaque.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a lovely wooden bench in the center of the room.

Floyd |
Floyd | On the bench is a piece of paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Oh hello there."
DavidW says, "huh. That was easy."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bench"
Floyd | The bench is minimalist in design and appears to be made of oak. It is
Floyd | finished in a dark stain, and polished to such a degree that you can
Floyd | make out your reflection in its surface.
Floyd |

Floyd | There is nothing on the bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x reflection"
Floyd | Your reflection stares back at you, matching your every expression.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl asks, "What was on the paper again?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read paper"
Floyd |

Floyd | "John William Waterhouse: Fantasy and Realism"
Floyd |
Floyd | John William Waterhouse, born on April 6, 1849 to British parents in
Floyd | Rome, is considered to be one of the foremost artists of his era.
Floyd | Though truly a Classical artist, he is often regarded as
Floyd | Pre-Raphaelite due to his obvious affection for literature, myth,

Floyd | romanticism, and nature. Waterhouse's works are known for their use of
Floyd | colour, light, and intense attention to detail.
Floyd |
Floyd | Waterhouse moved to England early in life and studied first in his
Floyd | father's studio, then later at the Royal Academy Schools. He became an
Floyd | Associate of the Royal Academy in 1885, and a Full Academician in

Floyd | 1895. His initial paintings depicted true life subjects, but he soon
Floyd | began to focus his work in more poetic realms, borrowing from the
Floyd | writings of Homer, Shakespeare, and Tennyson, among others.
Floyd |
Floyd | Waterhouse continued painting up until the time of his death in 1917.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "look under bench"
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says, "The Waterhouse that Jacq Built"
ParserGirl says, "So we can go south/down"
DavidW says, "Lead the way, if you like."
ParserGirl says, "Oh, I went afk, sorry"
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | You walk down the stairs and into the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Hallway
Floyd | You are at one end of a spacious hallway, which extends from north to
Floyd | south. To the north, a small flight of stairs ascends to another room.

Floyd | Further down the hall, to the south, you see five additional
Floyd | paintings. Beyond the paintings, at the end of the hallway, is an
Floyd | ornately carved wooden door.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of a mermaid, set in a gold and grey
Floyd | frame. Centered beneath the painting is a small brass plaque.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x mermaid"
Floyd | She is sitting on a rocky beach with her tail casually wrapped about
Floyd | her. Her rose coloured lips are parted slightly, and her gaze is fixed

Floyd | on something distant, either upon some object not included in the
Floyd | painting, or perhaps upon nothing at all. Behind her, the curl of a
Floyd | small wave lapping gently on the shore suggests that she is relaxing
Floyd | in a protected cove of some sort. In the distance, water flows beneath
Floyd | a series of natural rock arches, inviting her back into the sea.
Floyd |

Floyd | On the beach before her lies a large iridescent shell, filled with
Floyd | pearls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl clicks up another painting.
smartgenes arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x plaque"
Floyd | The plaque consists of a small, thin piece of finely polished brass
Floyd | with beveled edges. It reads:
Floyd |

Floyd | A Mermaid:
Floyd | Oil on canvas, c. 1901
Floyd | J. W. Waterhouse
Floyd |
Floyd | >
smartgenes says (to Floyd), "hllo"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x shell"
Floyd | The shell is thick and dull on the exterior, while its exposed
Floyd | interior shimmers in the sunlight. It is very large, and would
Floyd | probably require both hands to lift or carry. It is filled with
Floyd | pearls; some lie loose in the bottom of the shell, others drape over
Floyd | its side in strings.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
smartgenes says, "hullo"
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "touch painting"
Floyd | You extend your hand and place your fingertips against the canvas. As

Floyd | expected, you feel a warmth that soon envelops you...
Floyd |
ParserGirl says, "Pearls, here I come!"
ParserGirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd | Congratulations!
Floyd |
DavidW says (to smartgenes), "We're playing Waterhouse by Jacqueline."
Floyd | You have completed the introduction to the Waterhouse Women.
Floyd |

Floyd | What will happen in the painting entitled "A Mermaid?" What are all
Floyd | the other paintings like? What lies beyond the ornately carved door at
Floyd | the end of the hall?
Floyd |
Floyd | Discover all this and more when the game is complete!
Floyd |

Floyd | When will it be completed? An excellent question. If you vote for this
Floyd | game in the IntroComp, you'll encourage the author to finish the game
Floyd | within the year so that she can claim a glorious prize! Come to think
Floyd | of it, now would be an excellent time to cast your vote... (hint,
Floyd | hint)
Floyd |

Floyd | Honestly, though. Thank you for playing.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have won ***
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "uh"
ParserGirl says, "I forgot this was introcomp"
smartgenes says, "wow i completed it in 2 seconds"
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | The Hallway
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think most of this game was in the first painting. There's actually quite a lot of detail to poke over in there, iirc."
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"
Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =
Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game
Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |

Floyd |    > About the game itself
Floyd |      Why isn't this game complete?
Floyd |      Acknowledgments
Floyd |
inky says, "ha ha"
smartgenes says, "bit like turning to the back of the book 1st"
DavidW presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Waterhouse Women" was (not surprisingly) inspired by the

Floyd | wonderful art of John William Waterhouse. However, please don't feel
Floyd | that you have to be interested in art, or in art history, to enjoy
Floyd | this game. I merely include touches such as the plaques in the gallery
Floyd | and the biography of Waterhouse to give credit where credit is due and
Floyd | to provide more information for those players who are interested.
Floyd |

Floyd | All of the paintings in the game are real. All of the information
Floyd | contained in the biography and on the plaques, to the best of my
Floyd | research and knowledge, is accurate. I have been asked whether I will
Floyd | rework "The Waterhouse Women" in a different platform so as to include
Floyd | images of the paintings, but I have no plans to do anything like that
Floyd | at this time. Images of the paintings themselves are still under

Floyd | copyright, and are therefore not included in this game. However, a
Floyd | simple search on the Internet will yield a wealth of results about
Floyd | Waterhouse, and multiple images of each painting exist on a number of
Floyd | different websites.
Floyd |
Floyd | To check whether or not you have the most recent release of "The

Floyd | Waterhouse Women," to make a comment about the game, or to report a
Floyd | bug, please visit: [LINK]
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [Please press SPACE.]

ParserGirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"
Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =

Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game
Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |
Floyd |    > About the game itself

Floyd |      Why isn't this game complete?
Floyd |      Acknowledgments
Floyd |
DavidW says, "It would be nice if she could use the images, of course. And present it in Glulx."
inky says, "I believe she can/is going to"
DavidW says, "cool"
inky says, "at least, I am pretty sure she's been taking pictures of a lot of these paintings"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |
Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"

Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =
Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game
Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |
Floyd |      About the game itself

Floyd |    > Why isn't this game complete?
Floyd |      Acknowledgments
Floyd |
DavidW presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a very short version of the game, intended to be an
Floyd | introduction rather than a finished product. I do intend to finish
Floyd | this game, hopefully by the close of 2002.
Floyd |

Floyd | "The Waterhouse Women" was created for IntroComp 2002, a deceptively
Floyd | simple competition where introductory games are judged on one criteria
Floyd | only: "How much do you want to play more of this entry?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Further information can be found at the following web site:
Floyd | [LINK]

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [Please press SPACE.]
DavidW asks, "Someone ought to paint a sky full of butterflies and call it 'Intentions'. Where does the time go?"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"
Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =
Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game

Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |
Floyd |      About the game itself
Floyd |    > Why isn't this game complete?
Floyd |      Acknowledgments

Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |
Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"
Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =

Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game
Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |
Floyd |      About the game itself
Floyd |      Why isn't this game complete?

Floyd |    > Acknowledgments
Floyd |
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |

Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"
Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =
Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game
Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |

Floyd |      About the game itself
Floyd |      Why isn't this game complete?
Floyd |    > Acknowledgments
Floyd |
DavidW presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Without being too long-winded, as is my usual style, I would like to
Floyd | thank the following people:
Floyd |
Floyd | First and foremost, my excellent team of beta testers, in alphabetical

Floyd | order:
Floyd |
Floyd |  - J. D. Berry
Floyd |    For being my Muse and making me work.
Floyd |
Floyd |  - Julian Fondren

Floyd |    For his words of encouragement and quick turn-around time.
Floyd |
Floyd |  - Dennis G. Jerz
Floyd |    For reminding me to keep things simple, among other things.
Floyd |
Floyd |  - Richard Northedge

Floyd |    For catching problems others did not, and his brilliant ideas on
Floyd | magical envelopes.
Floyd |
Floyd |  - Mitch Shaw
Floyd |    For being one of the fastest, most dedicated, and most reliable
Floyd | testers ever.

Floyd |
Floyd | Irene Callaci, for helping me to bring Sophronia to life.
Floyd |
Floyd | All of the souls that offered assitance and guidance through
Floyd | rec.arts.int-fiction and ifMUD.
Floyd |

Floyd | Anthony Hobson, for his wonderful book about J. W. Waterhouse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Graham Nelson, for Inform and the Inform Designer's Manual.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [Please press SPACE.]

DavidW asks, "Did we want to go back to the first painting?"
DavidW says, "I think there was a skull and a mirror and a few other items of interest."
inky says, "sure"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |                          About "The Waterhouse Women"
Floyd |  N = next subject                                                  P =
Floyd |  RETURN = read subject                                          Q = re
Floyd | sume game

Floyd |  A little information about "The Waterhouse Women":
Floyd |
Floyd |      About the game itself
Floyd |      Why isn't this game complete?
Floyd |    > Acknowledgments

Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Hallway

Floyd | You are at one end of a spacious hallway, which extends from north to
Floyd | south. To the north, a small flight of stairs ascends to another room.
Floyd | Further down the hall, to the south, you see five additional
Floyd | paintings. Beyond the paintings, at the end of the hallway, is an
Floyd | ornately carved wooden door.
Floyd |

Floyd | On the west wall is a painting of a mermaid, set in a gold and grey
Floyd | frame. Centered beneath the painting is a small brass plaque.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Gallery
Floyd | You stand in a perfectly circular room. To the south, through an
Floyd | arched doorway and down a short flight of stairs, there appears to be
Floyd | a hallway.
Floyd |

Floyd | On the north wall is an intricately detailed oil painting of a woman,
Floyd | framed in gold. Centered beneath the painting is a small brass plaque.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a lovely wooden bench in the center of the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

Johnny says, "Yay, a scull"
Johnny says, "Oh wait, no"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch painting"
Floyd | You extend your hand and place your fingertips against the canvas. As
Floyd | expected, you feel a warmth that soon envelops you...

Floyd |
DavidW presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | ...and you feel yourself stepping into the painting.
Floyd |

Floyd | Inside the painting entitled "The Crystal Ball"
Floyd | Glancing about, you notice that everything here is as it appeared in
Floyd | the painting. To the north stands Sophronia, between the table and
Floyd | chair, and beyond her the window. Your new point of view from inside
Floyd | the painting allows you to see the rest of the room as well: a second
Floyd | window is set in the eastern wall, and a matching chair can be seen

Floyd | opposite the table from its mate. A large trunk sits in the northwest
Floyd | corner of the room, and a large looking-glass can be seen to the
Floyd | southeast. Behind you, to the south, is a door.
Floyd |
Floyd | She cocks her head slightly, waiting for you to speak.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x skull"
Floyd | The cranium sits on the table, next to a large book and an oil lamp.
Floyd | Its presence unnerves you slightly.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask skull about here"
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says, "hm. I forget how I knew the skull and mirror are here."
DavidW says, "oh, 'looking-glass'"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd | The mirror is circular and fixed within a simple wooden frame, which
Floyd | is painted white. Support posts run from mirror frame's outer edge to

Floyd | a common base resting on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in mirror"
Floyd | Reflected in the mirror are many of the room's objects: the chairs,

Floyd | the table, Sophronia, and the northern window.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub mirror"
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch mirror"
Floyd | Unfortunately, touching the glass has little effect. You feel only the
Floyd | expected coolness of the glass beneath your fingertips.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "breathe on mirror"
Floyd | You blow on the mirror. A small fog appears on the glass, but fades
Floyd | quickly from view.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "take skull"
Floyd | "I'm sorry, Wanderer, but that is not yours to take," says Sophronia.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open skull"
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in skull"
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knock on wood"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about mermaid"
Floyd | "She is beautiful, as all mermaids are to mortals like you and I. But
Floyd | she may not be as gentle as her appearance would suggest. Guard your
Floyd | heart and wits in dealings with her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >

inky says (to Floyd), "x skull"
Floyd | The cranium sits on the table, next to a large book and an oil lamp.
Floyd | Its presence unnerves you slightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about skull"
Floyd | She glances at the skull a moment, her lips parting slightly. She
Floyd | looks back at you, a smile on her face. "You've no need to worry,
Floyd | Wanderer, such a fate is still quite distant for you."
Floyd |

Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "rub skull"
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about mirror"
Floyd | Sophronia turns and looks at herself in the mirror, lowering the
Floyd | crystal ball slightly as she does so. "It's curious," she says, "that
Floyd | I can have a looking-glass like that in this tiny room and yet I
Floyd | rarely pay it any attention."

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ball"
Floyd | The sphere is transparent. In it you can just make out the inverted
Floyd | image of the open window beside the young woman.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in ball"
Floyd | Looking into the crystal ball, you can see the inverted image of the
Floyd | open window beside the young woman. She notices your interest and

Floyd | says, "Look not within the orb for the answers, Wanderer. Look within
Floyd | yourself."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in me"
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stick out tongue"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "think"
Floyd | You take a moment to consider your next move.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about name"
Floyd | Her smile deepens, and she gently shakes her head. "That's not
Floyd | something for us to discuss. If it becomes important, the answer will

Floyd | be revealed to you."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd | That doesn't seem to have any effect here, unfortunately.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about waterhouse"
Floyd | "I know very little about him, unfortunately," admits Sophronia. "My
Floyd | father wrote in his journal that Waterhouse was a great man, but that

Floyd | is all. I wish I knew more about who he was."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about paintings"
Floyd | "The painting? It was merely a portal. You will venture through other

Floyd | doors before reaching your true destination."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about future"
Floyd | "There is knowledge I can reveal, and there is knowledge that will be

Floyd | revealed to you," she replies.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about magic"
Floyd | "That's not something for us to discuss," she replies. "Perhaps you

Floyd | have something else about which you would like to learn?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about home"
Floyd | "Can you not remember from where you came?" she inquires. The

Floyd | expression on your face must speak the answer, for she smiles yet
Floyd | again and replies, "No matter. You will remember, in time."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about memory"
Floyd | Her eyes contain the answer, but she seems unwilling to reveal
Floyd | everything to you. "If it is important, Wanderer, you will discover
Floyd | the answer without me."
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says, "I'm not sure what else to do or ask."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show paper to sophronia"
Floyd | Sophronia glances at the paper a moment, and squints her eyes
Floyd | momentarily. To your surprise, she looks at you and says, "I haven't
Floyd | any idea what that's all about."

Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about waterhouse"
Floyd | "My father mentioned Waterhouse in his journal, and said that he was a
Floyd | great man, " explains Sophronia. "Unfortunately, that's all my father

Floyd | wrote. Until you showed me your parchment, I knew little or nothing
Floyd | about the man."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd | Inside the painting entitled "The Crystal Ball"
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give paper to sophronia"
Floyd | "Thank you, but I've no need for it," she says apologetically.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd | Inside the painting entitled "The Crystal Ball"
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about waterhouse"
Floyd | "My father mentioned Waterhouse in his journal, and said that he was a
Floyd | great man, " explains Sophronia. "Unfortunately, that's all my father
Floyd | wrote. Until you showed me your parchment, I knew little or nothing

Floyd | about the man."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd | Inside the painting entitled "The Crystal Ball"

Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd | Inside the painting entitled "The Crystal Ball"
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >

inky says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about waterhouse"
Floyd | "I know very little about him, unfortunately," admits Sophronia. "My
Floyd | father wrote in his journal that Waterhouse was a great man, but that
Floyd | is all. I wish I knew more about who he was."
Floyd |

Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "show paper to sophronia"
Floyd | Sophronia glances at the paper a moment, and squints her eyes
Floyd | momentarily. To your surprise, she looks at you and says, "I haven't
Floyd | any idea what that's all about."

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia for help"
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia for lamp"
Floyd | Sophronia has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about life"
Floyd | "There is knowledge I can reveal, and there is knowledge that will be
Floyd | revealed to you," she replies.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about wisdom"
Floyd | "That's not something for us to discuss," she replies. "Perhaps you
Floyd | have something else about which you would like to learn?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >

Johnny says (to Floyd), "rub lamp"
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter looking-glass"
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sophronia about museum"
Floyd | Her smile deepens, and she gently shakes her head. "That's not
Floyd | something for us to discuss. If it becomes important, the answer will
Floyd | be revealed to you."
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW asks, "hm. anything else to do here?"
leandroribeiro arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "breathe of sophronia"
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to breathe.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "breathe on sophronia"
Floyd | That's not something you really need to think about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

Johnny says, "Ha ha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "lift head. breathe deeply. thank sophronia"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "thank sophronia"
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "I think I'm done. Anyone else have ideas?"
DavidW says, "If not, we should go onto the next game."
inky says, "let's do it"
DavidW says, "I suggested Hey Jingo! for the 2nd game, but Madrigals of Love and War, and Trainstopping have also been suggested."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
DavidW says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd |
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" Johnny says, "As has Southern Gothic."
leandroribeiro asks, "what game was it?" Johnny asks, "Oh yeah, I forgot about the conversation menus in Madrigals. Although, they maybe work, maybe?"
DavidW says (to leandroribeiro), "We were playing The Waterhouse Women just now."
inky says, "well, let's start with hey jingo unless anyone else has strong feelings"
DavidW says, "okay"
DavidW says, "I think it's short."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load ic02heyjingo"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Green Coast,
Floyd | Ministry of Colonial Finance,
Floyd | 11:04 PM,

Floyd | June 12th, 1942.
Floyd |
Floyd | "General Marchgrave's office is on the second floor of the Palace,"
Floyd | says Helzog, "overlooking the Gardens. He is in possession of a mask:
Floyd | black, smooth-sanded wood, simple in design. It should be on display.
Floyd | His temporary absence is our best chance to steal it. The front of the

Floyd | Palace will be guarded, so circle through the jungle and approach the
Floyd | back of the Gardens. Once you have found the mask, bring it back to me
Floyd | as quickly as possible."
Floyd |
Floyd | Helzog looks up, blinks. "Stay out of sight, Alain. You are our
Floyd | Ministry's sole agent who specializes in such delicate matters."

Floyd |
Floyd | ---
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | HEY, JINGO!
Floyd | An IntroComp Entry

Floyd | (c) 2002 by Caleb Wilson
Floyd | Please type ABOUT and CREDITS if you haven't before.
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 020319 / Inform v6.21(G0.36) Library 6/10
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind the Ministry
Floyd | A doorway leads back west into the Ministry. From it, a small path

Floyd | cuts northeast through the giant ferns and fruit trees. The sky is
Floyd | obscured by a canopy of vines. The melons weighting the vines attract
Floyd | insects, which in turn attract bats, whose high-pitched squeaks
Floyd | occasionally rise above the rustle of leaves.
Floyd |
Gunther arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | >You are Alain Quincy, man of leisure and secret agent for the
Floyd | Ministry of Colonial Finance, and you are as good-looking as ever.
Floyd |

Johnny says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Johnny says, "Um."
DavidW asks, "hm. Wonder what's causing that odd effect?"
inky says, "I always like PC descriptions that incorporate "as good-looking as ever""
inky says, "it's a bug with the interpreter on floyd, I think"
inky says, "for some of the interpreters I don't have the output flushing working totally correctly"
inky says, "though I'm surprised this would happen only for this game"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trees"
Floyd | >The dark foliage rustles in a warm breeze.
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Jungle Thicket
Floyd | The trees here are choked by twisting vines. Their branches, bent and
Floyd | rough, screen out most of the moonlight. A dense mass of woody stems

Floyd | and trefoil leaves has sprung up between the trunks; beneath this
Floyd | matted vegetation the soil is clotted and moist. Were it not for a
Floyd | roughly hacked trail leading southwest and north, movement would be
Floyd | quite impossible.
Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x bats"
Floyd | >I don't see anything like that here.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oops"
Gunther says, "Leisure Suit Quincy"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | >Jungle Thicket
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind the Ministry
Floyd | A doorway leads back west into the Ministry. From it, a small path
Floyd | cuts northeast through the giant ferns and fruit trees. The sky is

Floyd | obscured by a canopy of vines. The melons weighting the vines attract
Floyd | insects, which in turn attract bats, whose high-pitched squeaks
Floyd | occasionally rise above the rustle of leaves.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x melons"
Floyd | >The melons, insects and bats form a tidy little ecosystem. If only
Floyd | life among humans were as simple...
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x vines"
Floyd | >Vines of varying thicknesses form a domed shroud over the Ministry's
Floyd | back door.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "eat melons"
Floyd | >(first taking the melon)

Floyd | You can't do anything with the melon except look.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "eat bats"
Floyd | >(first taking the melon)
Floyd | You can't do anything with the melon except look.

Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "kick melon"
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "So have you all had a look at those melons?"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "climb vine"
Floyd | >No point in climbing through the trees when there's a perfectly good
Floyd | path.
Floyd |

inky says, "I'll say"
DavidW says, "Just don't do anything with them but look."
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >

Floyd | Ministre di Finanze Colonial
Floyd | The polished floor of the Ministry reflects the dim, tasteful lamps
Floyd | that hang from the lofty ceiling. The air smells of wood polish and
Floyd | ink. Somewhere above you, in the high empty space of the lobby, a
Floyd | clock ticks softly.
Floyd |

Floyd | Minister Helzog's office lies through a closed glass door to the
Floyd | north, and the street lies to the west. An inconspicuous back door
Floyd | leads east to the forest.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >The glass door is closed.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd | >A door of pebbled glass.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | >You open the glass door.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Helzog's Office
Floyd | A ceiling fan with lacquered wooden blades draws cool air through
Floyd | Helzog's office. Framed prints cover every wall, except for the north,

Floyd | which is a built in bookshelf. The large white desk is painfully tidy.
Floyd | An open glass door leads south to the lobby.
Floyd |
Floyd | Minister Helzog sits in a brown leather chair, his right leg twisted
Floyd | beneath the seat.
Floyd |

DavidW asks, "I think we're supposed to go the other way?"
inky says, "I think this is the guy who gave us the assignment"
inky says (to Floyd), "x helzog"
Floyd | >August Helzog wears a neatly pressed white suit. His kindly face is

Floyd | deeply tanned and lined, his white hair slicked smoothly to one side.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x leg"
Floyd | >I don't know the word "leg".
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "x bookshelf"
Floyd | >Helzog's collection of first editions and bound comics is vast and
Floyd | extremely expensive.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x comics"
Floyd | >I don't see anything like that here.
Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "search bookshelf"
Floyd | >You can't do anything with the bookshelf except look.
Floyd |
inky says, "oh yeah, I forgot this game had a thing about comics"
DavidW says, "a bit odd."
ParserGirl says, "work time"
ParserGirl goes home.
inky says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Ministre di Finanze Colonial

Floyd | The polished floor of the Ministry reflects the dim, tasteful lamps
Floyd | that hang from the lofty ceiling. The air smells of wood polish and
Floyd | ink. Somewhere above you, in the high empty space of the lobby, a
Floyd | clock ticks softly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Minister Helzog's office lies through an open glass door to the north,

Floyd | and the street lies to the west. An inconspicuous back door leads east
Floyd | to the forest.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >

Floyd | Tropical Road, Outside Ministry
Floyd | Flags fly from the fortress-like Ministry of Colonial Finance, above a
Floyd | metal door that leads in to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ocean Street heads west and down, to the lower colony and to Golden
Floyd | Bay, which shimmers under the moonlight. Tropical Road runs north and

Floyd | south.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Ve Tropical

Floyd | Just north along Tropical Road, the marble of the Government Palace
Floyd | cuts sharply from the foliage. Tropical also runs south, back towards
Floyd | the Ministry. The sweet smell of oranges rides the warm breeze, under
Floyd | faintly throbbing equatorial stars.
Floyd |
inky says, "hunh"
inky says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Tropical Road, Outside Ministry
Floyd | Flags fly from the fortress-like Ministry of Colonial Finance, above a
Floyd | metal door that leads in to the east.

Floyd |
Floyd | Ocean Street heads west and down, to the lower colony and to Golden
Floyd | Bay, which shimmers under the moonlight. Tropical Road runs north and
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Ministre di Finanze Colonial
Floyd | The polished floor of the Ministry reflects the dim, tasteful lamps
Floyd | that hang from the lofty ceiling. The air smells of wood polish and

Floyd | ink. Somewhere above you, in the high empty space of the lobby, a
Floyd | clock ticks softly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Minister Helzog's office lies through an open glass door to the north,
Floyd | and the street lies to the west. An inconspicuous back door leads east
Floyd | to the forest.

Floyd |
inky says, "now I'm confused about which way to go"
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind the Ministry

Floyd | A doorway leads back west into the Ministry. From it, a small path
Floyd | cuts northeast through the giant ferns and fruit trees. The sky is
Floyd | obscured by a canopy of vines. The melons weighting the vines attract
Floyd | insects, which in turn attract bats, whose high-pitched squeaks
Floyd | occasionally rise above the rustle of leaves.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Jungle Thicket
Floyd | The trees here are choked by twisting vines. Their branches, bent and
Floyd | rough, screen out most of the moonlight. A dense mass of woody stems

Floyd | and trefoil leaves has sprung up between the trunks; beneath this
Floyd | matted vegetation the soil is clotted and moist. Were it not for a
Floyd | roughly hacked trail leading southwest and north, movement would be
Floyd | quite impossible.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x trunks"
Floyd | >I don't see anything like that here.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x leaves"
Floyd | >The stems and interwoven leaves form a tough, springy mat underfoot.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x trees"
Floyd | >The vine-choked trees seem to be in ragged rows. Perhaps this was

Floyd | once an orchard.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x vines"
Floyd | >The vine-choked trees seem to be in ragged rows. Perhaps this was
Floyd | once an orchard.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Narrow Grove
Floyd | This small pocket of grass is bottled under arching boughs strung with

Floyd | moss. The air here is still and sweet smelling. A rough path leads
Floyd | south into the foliage, while a more neatly trimmed walk leads
Floyd | northwest between the leaning trunks.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear what sounds like a splash from the northwest.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Quiet Pool
Floyd | Starlight barely illuminates a dark pool. Weeping cycads trail their
Floyd | fronds in the calm water. The air is cooler here, and tinged with a

Floyd | hint of silt and decay. A pavement walk heads west towards the
Floyd | Gardens, and it looks possible to travel southeast into the jungle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Concentric ripples in the pool's surface disappear as you watch.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x pool"
Floyd | >The water is tranquil and quiet, the color of tea that has steeped
Floyd | for too long.
Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "drink water"
Floyd | >The water is foul and undoubtedly swimming with all manner of
Floyd | microorganisms.
Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "so"
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "search pool"
Floyd | >The mud on the bottom of the pool has been stirred, making the water

Floyd | as opaque as tea with cream.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "look in pool"
Floyd | >The mud on the bottom of the pool has been stirred, making the water
Floyd | as opaque as tea with cream.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "search mud"
Floyd | >I don't see anything like that here.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd | >The water here is murky, and unsuitable for swimming, especially at
Floyd | night.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "enter pool"
Floyd | >The water here is murky, and unsuitable for swimming, especially at
Floyd | night.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "feel pool"
Floyd | >You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "touch water"
Floyd | >You feel nothing unexpected.

Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "take water"
Floyd | >That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
inky says, "hee hee"
DavidW says, "...and all the king's men can't pull it up"
Johnny says, "It's hardly potable, too."
inky says, "hmm"
inky says, "did we get to the pool too late? that seems unlikely"
inky says (to Floyd), "x pool"
Floyd | >The water is tranquil and quiet, the color of tea that has steeped
Floyd | for too long.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Quiet Pool
Floyd | Starlight barely illuminates a dark pool. Weeping cycads trail their
Floyd | fronds in the calm water. The air is cooler here, and tinged with a

Floyd | hint of silt and decay. A pavement walk heads west towards the
Floyd | Gardens, and it looks possible to travel southeast into the jungle.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x water"
Floyd | >The water is tranquil and quiet, the color of tea that has steeped

Floyd | for too long.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "search pool"
Floyd | >The mud on the bottom of the pool has been stirred, making the water
Floyd | as opaque as tea with cream.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Quiet Pool
Floyd | Starlight barely illuminates a dark pool. Weeping cycads trail their

Floyd | fronds in the calm water. The air is cooler here, and tinged with a
Floyd | hint of silt and decay. A pavement walk heads west towards the
Floyd | Gardens, and it looks possible to travel southeast into the jungle.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Why are you worrying about the pool? We need to get to a second floor office overlooking the gardens."
inky says (to Floyd), " x cycads"
Floyd | >The pool's currents tangle with the cycads' leaves.
Floyd |
inky says, "I dunno, somebody dropped something in it or something"
inky says (to Floyd), "hide"
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "climb cycads"
Floyd | >You can't do anything with the cycads except look.
Floyd |
inky says, "or a frog jumped"
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >

Floyd | Flora Milloun
Floyd | The Palatze Gubernatal; The Government Palace: its marble face is
Floyd | darkened with moss, which is not surprising considering the humid
Floyd | atmosphere. Behind this dirtied face, however, is where the real
Floyd | corruption lies: the Palace bureaucrats who want to milk the colonists
Floyd | and locals for all they're worth while sitting around their card

Floyd | tables, drinking gin and looking at dirty imported comics.
Floyd |
Floyd | The area under the Palace's eastern wall is a crowded labyrinth of
Floyd | flowers; their fragrances are dizzying. Vines cover the wall itself,
Floyd | growing around a wide window two stories directly above you.
Floyd |

Floyd | A pavement walk leads southwest, to the main entrance, and northwest,
Floyd | around the back of the Palace. A narrower walk spurs off to the east,
Floyd | towards a pool.
Floyd |
Floyd | A night moth flutters through near-solid eddies of pollen.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "x moth"
Floyd | >A pale green moth, as wide across as your palm.
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "Perhaps we can climb these vines?"
inky says (to Floyd), "get moth"
Floyd | >The moth flutters a few meters above your head.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "climb vines"
Floyd | >You pull your hand away from the vines with a curse: they're stinging
Floyd | ivy. It would be possible to climb them, just very, very painful.
Floyd | There must be some way to protect your hands.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x vines"
Floyd | >Although the flowers are wide and luscious, the vines themselves are
Floyd | tough and covered with stiff hairs, and are very painful to the touch.
Floyd | This is what the children call "stinging ivy", and young boys are
Floyd | always making whips out of it.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | >You are Alain Quincy, man of leisure and secret agent for the
Floyd | Ministry of Colonial Finance, and you are as good-looking as ever.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind The Palace
Floyd | A single lamp pours a pool of light across the grass of this hidden
Floyd | lawn. The trees loop over you to form a tiny chamber that's stained in
Floyd | the greens and blacks of a "Count Lorenzo" comic.
Floyd |

Floyd | A dark window looks in on rows of filing cabinets. A pavement walk
Floyd | leads southeast towards the gardens.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small wheelbarrow is parked here.  Inside it you can see some
Floyd | gardening gloves.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "get gloves"
Floyd | >Taken.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "wear gloves"
Floyd | >You put on the gardening gloves.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | >A small, dark window, currently closed.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x wheelbarrow"
Floyd | >A small wheelbarrow, presumably belonging to the Palace's gardening
Floyd | staff.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "open window"
Floyd | >It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "look through window"
Floyd | >Through the window you can see what looks like a mail room.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "exits"
Floyd | >That's not a verb I recognise.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can only go southeast.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Flora Milloun
Floyd | The area under the Palace's eastern wall is a crowded labyrinth of
Floyd | flowers; their fragrances are dizzying. Vines cover the wall itself,

Floyd | growing around a wide window two stories directly above you.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pavement walk leads southwest, to the main entrance, and northwest,
Floyd | around the back of the Palace. A narrower walk spurs off to the east,
Floyd | towards a pool.
Floyd |

Floyd | A night moth flutters through near-solid eddies of pollen.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "climb vines"
Floyd | >The vines are thin yet numerous. You climb swiftly, protected by your
Floyd | gloves, and soon arrive outside a window on the second story. You rest

Floyd | your foot on a narrow ledge.
Floyd |
Floyd | Flowery Ledge
Floyd | You grasp handfuls of vines, two stories above the ground, directly
Floyd | outside a large window, which is closed. Through the window you can
Floyd | see a dark office.

Floyd |
Floyd | A bee buzzes around you, laden with the dust of pollen.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x bee"
Floyd | >The bee is slender and pale yellow. Whitish pollen dusts its legs.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "open window"
Floyd | >You open the window.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd | >You slip through the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | Office
Floyd | A rich carpet deadens the acoustics. The walls are panelled in glossy

Floyd | wood. Colorful local art shares displays with a few old paintings and
Floyd | some framed documents.
Floyd |
Floyd | A closed door leads west, and a window, which is open, overlooks the
Floyd | Thousand Flowers. A massive desk sits in the middle of the room.
Floyd |

Floyd | Only once before were you in the presence of General Marchgrave. The
Floyd | main thing you remember was the overwhelming lavender smell of the
Floyd | cologne he wore, a smell which permeates this room.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the desk are a Count Lorenzo comic book, an Afterimage comic book
Floyd | and a Ziggurat comic book.

Floyd |
DavidW says, "We're looking for a mask, I think."
inky says, "I say we just bug out and read comics"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "smell"
Floyd | >This room smells strongly of lavender.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x lorenzo"
Floyd | >It's a comic book featuring Count Lorenzo, a renaissance Urbitan
Floyd | nobleman who was poisoned by his best friend/worst enemy and
Floyd | imperfectly resurrected by his sorcerer wife after thirteen days of

Floyd | death. He became immortal, but his skin was forever stained the green
Floyd | of the afterlife. This is a very early issue, but probably not worth
Floyd | anything because it's in very poor condition: it's all cut up.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "read lorenzo"
Floyd | >It's a comic book featuring Count Lorenzo, a renaissance Urbitan
Floyd | nobleman who was poisoned by his best friend/worst enemy and
Floyd | imperfectly resurrected by his sorcerer wife after thirteen days of
Floyd | death. He became immortal, but his skin was forever stained the green
Floyd | of the afterlife. This is a very early issue, but probably not worth

Floyd | anything because it's in very poor condition: it's all cut up.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x afterimage"
Floyd | >It's a comic book featuring Afterimage, a modern Urbitan research
Floyd | scientist who, when stricken with a dose of radiation, became

Floyd | spectrum-shifted, and as a result, very difficult for human eyes to
Floyd | focus on. She was sentenced to execution, but escaped and became a
Floyd | vigilante and outlaw, righting wrongs against the oppressed. This
Floyd | issue is pretty early, and might be worth something were the pages not
Floyd | all cut up.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "x ziggurat"
Floyd | >It's a comic book featuring Ziggurat, an ancient Babylonian warrior
Floyd | of mythical strength and heroic physical proportions. It is said that
Floyd | defeating Ziggurat would be as hard as pinning one of the massive
Floyd | masonry pyramids he's named for. This is one of the first issues; too

Floyd | bad it damaged and thus worthless.
Floyd |
inky says, "I wonder why it is all cut up"
leandroribeiro goes home.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x art"
Floyd | >In addition to colonials, the Green Coast is home to a number of
Floyd | ex-slaves and a very few of the original population who survived the
Floyd | Europeans' arrival. The art produced by these locals is colorful and
Floyd | ornate, incorporating many reds, yellows, greens, and natural wood
Floyd | shades. Some newcomers to the Green Coast find it rustic or even

Floyd | savage, but it really is rather lively and often beautiful. Marchgrave
Floyd | has a large collection of local statuary, as well as wall hangings and
Floyd | paintings.
Floyd |
Floyd | Almost hidden behind behind the statues is a small black mask.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd | >The desk appears to be carved from a solid piece of bloodwood, and
Floyd | true to its name, shines redly in the moonlight from the window. It
Floyd | probably cost the yearly salary of a mid-level clerk. A large drawer
Floyd | faces away from the window.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd | >The drawer seems to be locked.
Floyd |
inky says, "dammit"
inky says, "if we're a spy, why can't we pick locks"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x paintings"
Floyd | >Paintings of dead Europeans and rainy landscapes. Undoubtedly
Floyd | priceless, but bland.

Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind paintings"
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hangings"
Floyd | >The local art is colorful and ornate, incorporating many reds,
Floyd | yellows, greens, and natural wood shades. Marchgrave has a large
Floyd | collection of local statuary and wall hangings.
Floyd |

Johnny says (to Floyd), "take mask"
Floyd | >Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Excellent. This must be the mask. Now, all that remains between you
Floyd | and a much needed night of sleep is a short jaunt back to Helzog's

Floyd | office...
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "I suppose grab the mask and hope that his lavenderness doesn't enter the room before he does?"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >...

Floyd |
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >...
Floyd |
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >...
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can go only west or out.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x mask"
Floyd | >The door is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >It's a simple wooden mask, black in color.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | >It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "wear mask"
Floyd | >You put on the black mask.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd | >You slip through the window.

Floyd |
Floyd | Flowery Ledge
Floyd | You grasp handfuls of vines, two stories above the ground, directly
Floyd | outside a large window, which is open. Through the window you can see
Floyd | a dark office.
Floyd |

Floyd | A bee buzzes around you, laden with the dust of pollen.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | >You are Alain Quincy, man of leisure and secret agent for the
Floyd | Ministry of Colonial Finance, and you are as good-looking as ever.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | >You descend swiftly, soon arriving at the ground, where you flex your
Floyd | green-stained gloves.
Floyd |

Floyd | Flora Milloun
Floyd | The area under the Palace's eastern wall is a crowded labyrinth of
Floyd | flowers; their fragrances are dizzying. Vines cover the wall itself,
Floyd | growing around a wide window two stories directly above you.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pavement walk leads southwest, to the main entrance, and northwest,

Floyd | around the back of the Palace. A narrower walk spurs off to the east,
Floyd | towards a pool.
Floyd |
Floyd | A night moth flutters through near-solid eddies of pollen.
Floyd |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "eat moth"
Floyd | >(first taking the moth)
Floyd | The moth flutters a few meters above your head.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | >As you begin to slide around the corner of the Palace, you see a
Floyd | flash of blue: a uniform! and the glint of metal: a rifle! It must be
Floyd | a guard! You freeze and slowly draw back. Hopefully the guard hasn't
Floyd | seen you.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | >As you begin to slide around the corner of the Palace, you see a
Floyd | flash of blue: a uniform! and the glint of metal: a rifle! It must be
Floyd | a guard! You freeze and slowly draw back. Hopefully the guard hasn't
Floyd | seen you.

Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Quiet Pool
Floyd | Starlight barely illuminates a dark pool. Weeping cycads trail their

Floyd | fronds in the calm water. The air is cooler here, and tinged with a
Floyd | hint of silt and decay. A pavement walk heads west towards the
Floyd | Gardens, and it looks possible to travel southeast into the jungle.
Floyd |
Floyd | Concentric ripples in the pool's surface disappear as you watch.
Floyd |

Floyd | Something bulky and dripping slips out of a moonbeam before you can
Floyd | identify it and crashes into the woods to the southeast.
Floyd |
inky asks, "slips out of a moonbeam?"
DavidW says, "Moonbeams are tiny. They can't hold too much."
Johnny says, "Probably reflection on the pool."
inky says, "hmm"
inky says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >

Floyd | Narrow Grove
Floyd | This small pocket of grass is bottled under arching boughs strung with
Floyd | moss. The air here is still and sweet smelling. A rough path leads
Floyd | south into the foliage, while a more neatly trimmed walk leads
Floyd | northwest between the leaning trunks.
Floyd |

Floyd | A large shape scurries south into the trees. You catch the briefest
Floyd | glimpe of what looks like a segmented shell before it vanishes.
Floyd |
inky says, "I guess it fell into the pool earlier and is now fleeing"
inky says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Jungle Thicket
Floyd | The trees here are choked by twisting vines. Their branches, bent and
Floyd | rough, screen out most of the moonlight. A dense mass of woody stems
Floyd | and trefoil leaves has sprung up between the trunks; beneath this

Floyd | matted vegetation the soil is clotted and moist. Were it not for a
Floyd | roughly hacked trail leading southwest and north, movement would be
Floyd | quite impossible.
Floyd |
Floyd | With the clicking of many segmented legs, a large creature scuttles
Floyd | southwest through the brush. You catch a glimpse of what looks like

Floyd | wet feathers before it disappears.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind the Ministry

Floyd | A doorway leads back west into the Ministry. From it, a small path
Floyd | cuts northeast through the giant ferns and fruit trees. The sky is
Floyd | obscured by a canopy of vines. The melons weighting the vines attract
Floyd | insects, which in turn attract bats, whose high-pitched squeaks
Floyd | occasionally rise above the rustle of leaves.
Floyd |

Floyd | The wall of the Ministry is smeared with a vertical streak of dark,
Floyd | foul-smelling mud.
Floyd |
Johnny says, "It's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
inky says, "ha ha"
inky says (to Floyd), "x mud"
Floyd | >A band of smeared mud on the wall rises from the ground up to a
Floyd | second story window.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd | >No point in climbing through the trees when there's a perfectly good
Floyd | path.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Ministre di Finanze Colonial
Floyd | The polished floor of the Ministry reflects the dim, tasteful lamps
Floyd | that hang from the lofty ceiling. The air smells of wood polish and
Floyd | ink. Somewhere above you, in the high empty space of the lobby, a

Floyd | clock ticks softly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Minister Helzog's office lies through an open glass door to the north,
Floyd | and the street lies to the west. An inconspicuous back door leads east
Floyd | to the forest.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Helzog's Office
Floyd | A ceiling fan with lacquered wooden blades draws cool air through
Floyd | Helzog's office. Framed prints cover every wall, except for the north,

Floyd | which is a built in bookshelf. The large white desk is painfully tidy.
Floyd | An open glass door leads south to the lobby.
Floyd |
Floyd | Minister Helzog sits in a brown leather chair, his right leg twisted
Floyd | beneath the seat.
Floyd |

inky says (to Floyd), "x helzog"
Floyd | >August Helzog wears a neatly pressed white suit. His kindly face is
Floyd | deeply tanned and lined, his white hair slicked smoothly to one side.
Floyd |
inky says, "he hasn't moved, creepy"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake helzog"
Floyd | >That seems unnecessary.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "give mask to helzog"
Floyd | >Helzog takes the mask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wonderful, Alain, my friend! My immense thanks!" Helzog moves as if
Floyd | to stand up from his chair, but winces as his lame leg shifts. You

Floyd | wave him back into his chair, with a modest, "No need to rise, sir."
Floyd |
Floyd | Helzog drums the mask with eager fingers. "Alain, why don't you take
Floyd | tomorrow off? Enjoy yourself. Give them my greetings at the club."
Floyd |
Floyd | A book falls from the bookshelf with a thud. Helzog looks towards it

Floyd | curiously.
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd | >A thin, paper-backed book: The Place of Superstition in Modern Costa
Floyd | Verdoun. It looks like a thesis of some sort. The author listed on the

Floyd | front is "A. Helzog".
Floyd |
Floyd | Helzog glances sharply at you. "Alain," he says, "did you notice
Floyd | anything unusual during your mission?"
Floyd |
inky says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | >"Why yes," you say, "there was some sort of large, disgust--"
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you can properly react, the entire shelf of books explodes
Floyd | outward, propelled by a mass of what looks like wriggling earthworms.

Floyd | The worms stretch forward and enshroud Helzog's head in a gray wreath.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yikes"
inky says, "man dang"
inky says (to Floyd), "x worms"
Floyd | >The beast flickers in shadow, displaying at times features of
Floyd | crustacean, fowl, and annelid.
Floyd |
Floyd | The books are still falling, falling away from a hunched form, which
Floyd | is covered in overlapping, chitinous plates and plumes of bedraggled

Floyd | feathers. In place of each hand is a bolus of earthworms, both of
Floyd | which now cover Helzog's face except for his nose. His voice sounds a
Floyd | bit panicky and muffled as he waves his arms. "Alain, they've gotten a
Floyd | bloodhound on me! How is this possible! Help, help, help m-me out of
Floyd | here!" His words are choked away as his mouth is filled.
Floyd |

olethros arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
inky says (to Floyd), "x bloodhound"
Floyd | >The beast flickers in shadow, displaying at times features of
Floyd | crustacean, fowl, and annelid.

Floyd |
Floyd | Helzog's body falls limp. The bloodhound turns towards you with
Floyd | goggle-like eyes. It chitters and delicately waves its blood-stained
Floyd | antennae.
Floyd |
Floyd | ---

Floyd |
Floyd | Here ends the introduction to Hey, Jingo! Find the full game at an IF
Floyd | Archive near you before March 20, 2003!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** To be continued ***

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT?
DavidW says, "I don't think I quite understand what just happened."
inky says, "well, we aren't supposed to know exactly"
DavidW says, "I wonder how we're supposed to survive this encounter, if the game was finished. All we have is some gloves and maybe a mask."
inky says, "but it appears what happened is a 'bloodhound' was set on our boss by somebody; it came out of the pool, went into the building, and hid behind the bookcase and then leaped out at him"
inky says, "my guess is that bloodhounds only attack the person they were sent to attack"
DavidW says, "hm, that's possible."
Gunther says, "but it had Google-like eyes, so it's looking you up RIGHT NOW"
DavidW asks, "One more game?"
inky says, "yeah"
DavidW asks, "Madrigals, Trainstopping, or Southern Gothic?"
inky says, "I would vote for the first but I don't have strong feelings"
DavidW asks, "or would you like the box where Carol Marol is standing?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load ic02madrigals"
Floyd says (to DavidW), "Floyd doesn't know that game."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load ic02madrigal"
Floyd | > Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd | The party was going well, even considering the incident with the
Floyd | domino game, when Elias announced there was a body in the garden. Of
Floyd | course nobody believed him because he was drunk at the time and
Floyd | collapsed immediately afterwards, but it did break the festive aura.
Floyd | Oh, and there was the business with the mongoose. Mustn't forget the

Floyd | mongoose. But perhaps this is best begun at the beginning --
Floyd |
Floyd | Madrigals of War and Love
Floyd | Short version, for Introcomp 2002
Floyd | Release 1 03-19-02
Floyd | Copyright 2002 by Jason Dyer. Type "license" for information about the

Floyd | terms of usage and distribution of this work.
Floyd | Type "credits" to see who was involved in making it.
Floyd | Hugo v2.5 / Library 25031
Floyd |
Floyd | Country-Style Path
Floyd | Stones cobble along in a fashion that would suggest the age of

Floyd | centuries -- not so. This particular path was built three months ago
Floyd | with strategic manipulation of placement patterns to be irregular yet
Floyd | inviting. Or so says your friend Horace Malworth-Festins, who
Floyd | obviously has never been too fond of his future in-laws. Anyhow, he
Floyd | said he'd meet you just up the path here to the north, past all the
Floyd | pine trees.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "This one's ten minutes tops."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | You tend to think of yourself, Thomas Smith, as an adventurer of

Floyd | sorts, slaying foul beasts and rescuing maidens and so forth, and
Floyd | imagine yourself as good-looking accordingly. Since the "adventurer"
Floyd | bit is imaginary so of course is the "good-looking". You've practiced
Floyd | hard at the mirror various poses and gestures for causing women to
Floyd | swoon but you lack what Frodo calls the Alpha Male Aura.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You're not carrying anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >

DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trees"
Floyd | They've been poking out at you ever since you reached northern
Floyd | Arizona. The lack of cacti has made you feel inadequate and less
Floyd | versed in the geography hereabouts than you originally thought.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |
Floyd | Garden
Floyd | It's of the topiaries-with-gratuitous-flowers variety, filled to the

Floyd | brim with creatures that stalk and bound and chase, all in vivid
Floyd | grasslike renditions. The flowers are single file and wind about in
Floyd | circles, like a Spirograph gone awry. There's an oversized gazebo to
Floyd | the west, and imposing brick walls delineate paths to the north and
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |

Floyd | Frodo is here. He looks glum. (That's "Frodo" your friend Horace, not
Floyd | the hobbit. Silly nickname from college, your idea, and to repay the
Floyd | compliment he started calling you "Merry".)
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] Frodo! Why the glum face?
Floyd | [2] Good afternoon to you, you goober. What mischief have you been up

Floyd | to now?
Floyd | [3] Hey, Frodo, congrats on the wedding. A week from now isn't it?
Floyd | [4] Greetings, Earthling. I come in peace. I am on a survey mission
Floyd | and must have all your delicious pastries.
Floyd | [5] Hi.
Floyd |

Floyd | >>
DavidW says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | 1
Floyd | He notices himself, and makes an awkward attempt to noodle with his
Floyd | cheek muscles before responding.

Floyd |
Floyd | "Let me prod at you first, Merry. How have you been?"
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] Fine.
Floyd | [2] Except for being abducted by aliens last week, quite chipper.
Floyd | [3] Taxicab drive was terrible. The driver kept going on about Bruce

Floyd | Willis.
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | 3

Floyd | Frodo asks, "Who is Bruce Willis?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Never mind," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Frodo says, "Well, I might as well get to my dilemma. Remember my
Floyd | prior problem with the horses?"

Floyd |
Floyd | [1] You mean when you got so addicted you spent $50 of my OWN MONEY on
Floyd | a horse that placed last?
Floyd | [2] Of course.
Floyd | [3] (Lie) Not really.
Floyd |

Floyd | >>
inky says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | 1
Floyd | Frodo looks hurt. "Now, now, I paid you back --"
Floyd |

Floyd | Frodo continues, "I'm past all that, although every once in a while I
Floyd | might *glance* and see how certain ponies are doing. Well, Mr. Jarvis
Floyd | had heard about my little addiction and of course I explained how I
Floyd | was much more mature now--"
Floyd |
Floyd | (Snicker.)

Floyd |
Floyd | "--and he ranted about how he was making sure his daughter was
Floyd | marrying someone decent and if he so much as sniffed trouble the
Floyd | wedding would be off. Izzy's not the eloping type, she insists it has
Floyd | to be a wedding. So, here comes the problem..."
Floyd |

Floyd | [1] (Uh oh.)
Floyd | [2] (If Frodo was the weather, the forecasters would all retire.)
Floyd | [3] (Lie) (I'm sure it's nothing too bad.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
inky says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | 2
Floyd | "...yesterday when I was over I used the computer in the den to browse
Floyd | a few websites. I checked one that I only look at on extremely rare
Floyd | occasions but once in a while for old time's sake and quite

Floyd | accidentally found myself using the 'Add Bookmark' function and I only
Floyd | remembered after I left and Izzy's father locked it up again. He's
Floyd | paranoid about people stealing things, you know."
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] So basically, you're saying you left evidence of your very-rare
Floyd | glance at the horse race sheets on your father-in-law's computer and

Floyd | you want me to help you destroy said evidence?
Floyd | [2] Why do you do this to yourself, Frodo?
Floyd | [3] I see you have a harebraned scheme hatching. I've had enough of
Floyd | those. I'm out. I'm sworn off since last Tuesday.
Floyd |
Floyd | >>

inky says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | 2
Floyd | Frodo says, "To make a long story short, I need to erase my little
Floyd | computer mistake and I need your help."
Floyd |

Floyd | Frodo asks, "So what do you say, old friend? Help a chum in distress?"
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] Yes.
Floyd | [2] (Lie) No.
Floyd |
Floyd | >>

inky says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | 2
Floyd | You twinge slightly at saying the word. It goes against the Code,
Floyd | after all, but fortunately Frodo either isn't convinced or didn't hear
Floyd | you very well:

Floyd |
Floyd | Frodo says, "Good, good. Now, of course it would be easy if I could
Floyd | get in now, but the rub is I won't be able to get the key until
Floyd | tonight after the party has started, and then I'll be busy keeping up
Floyd | appearances. So a short time after the party begins I'll slip you the
Floyd | key and you can come up with an excuse to skip off, head to the den,

Floyd | do the deed, and come back. The den is the first room at the top of
Floyd | the stairs. Simple, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] (Lie) Yes, your schemes always have an elegant simplicity to them.
Floyd | [2] (Lie) Yes, I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Floyd |

Floyd | >>
inky says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | 2
Floyd | "Excellent! I'll see you in four hours."
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ah yes, absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press any key to continue
Gunther asks, "is that really by Ghogg?"
inky says, "yeah"
Gunther says, "wuh"
Gunther says, "he seems to confuse sarcasm and lies"
inky says, "ha ha"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Oversized Gazebo
Floyd | The Jarvises have invested as much in lighting as in architectural
Floyd | nuance, for there is nary a nook or cranny in this gazebo -- or the

Floyd | entire grounds -- that is unlit. You can't make out much roof detail
Floyd | through all the glare, compounded by a jostling from one of the pairs
Floyd | of dancers skittering across the floor to the accompaniment of new-age
Floyd | polka. The support pillars look nice, though, they've got a twirling
Floyd | spiral pattern to them and you run your eyes back and forth over the
Floyd | edges to pass the time. Going east will get you back to the garden.

Floyd |
Floyd | Where is that old reprobate Frodo anyway?
Floyd |
Floyd | On cue, you feel a poke at your back as he whispers in your ear "Big
Floyd | trouble, old boy. I poked around the kitchen for the key after dinner
Floyd | was over but my wonderfully paranoid in-law has picked a new hiding

Floyd | spot. It used to be on the bottom of the cookie tin. You'll have to
Floyd | find it yourself. I can't stay away any longer, elsewise I'm sure to
Floyd | get a good thrashing."
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] You're positively absolutely certain you checked very carefully?
Floyd | [2] Phone psychics would have such an easy time with you.

Floyd | [3] Right then.
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
inky asks, "it's more intended as a joke on the planescape torment thing, isn't it?"
inky says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | 1
Floyd | "Yes, I triple checked, the key isn't in there," Frodo says. "You
Floyd | might try his ceramics, sometimes he stuffs knickknacks in there."
Floyd |
Floyd | Your conversation is interrupted as Mrs. Jarvis floats nearby.
Floyd | "Horace, dear, I've been looking all over for you, we're going to set

Floyd | up the table soon for a game of dominoes. Won't that be nice? Now,
Floyd | come along..." and the rest is obscured as Mrs. Jarvis pulls Frodo by
Floyd | the arm into the crowd. He waves backward and mouths "Good luck."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "east?"
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Right then! Onward to glor--
Floyd |
Floyd | You stifle a gasp as the crowds part to reveal the most beautiful

Floyd | woman you have ever seen. The green eyes, the delicate loose-hanging
Floyd | brown hair which sits tenderly on her shoulders, and she wears a gown
Floyd | of deep blue with a bow...
Floyd |
Floyd | And while you are distracted you ignominiously trip over a stray foot
Floyd | and tumble to the floor. Ow.

Floyd |
Floyd | Oversized Gazebo, on the floor
Floyd | Dancers flit about the well-lit floor here in partial rhythm to what
Floyd | may or may not be polka music. Going east will get you back to the
Floyd | garden.
Floyd |

Floyd | The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x woman"
Floyd | She is beyond description.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "talk to woman"
Floyd | You approach. "Hello, I'm Thomas. And you are?"
Floyd |

Floyd | She turns to you. Her eyes glimmer like stars. "Clara. Clara
Floyd | Anderson."
DavidW says, "TRY AGAIN"
Floyd |
Floyd | [1] It is a great pleasure to meet you.

Floyd | [2] You have the most beautiful eyes.
Floyd | [3] Poets would fail if they attempted to describe your exquisite
Floyd | beauty, composers would be helpless trying to compose serenades to
Floyd | your honor, painters would throw down their brushes in despair when
Floyd | they fail to capture your perfection.
Floyd |

Floyd | >>
inky says, "ha ha"
inky says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | 3
Floyd | So many possible opening lines, which would be best? You prepare

Floyd | yourself, take a deep breath, and say:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Grm grumgrm."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What was that again?" Clara asks. She tilts her head, causing her
Floyd | hair to fall at an angle that glints in the light.

Floyd |
Floyd | [1] My apologies, I was going to comment on how lovely you were but
Floyd | words failed me momentarily.
Floyd | [2] You have the most beautiful eyes.
Floyd | [3] I would travel the seas and the rivers for you, the mountains and
Floyd | the forests, the deserts and the swamps, no destination too far, no

Floyd | summit too unreachable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
inky says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | 3

Floyd | "Magumum murmerm grm. Grm lim mimamum."
Floyd |
Floyd | She smiles a moment -- ah, her lovely teeth! -- and says, "It was very
Floyd | nice meeting you, Thomas." -- and she turns and walks into the crowd
Floyd | and the dancers swirl in front of your vision and you have images of
Floyd | roses, ever so briefly.

Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "We can send email to Frodo from the honeymoon suite in Guatemala, yes?"
inky says, "ha ha"
inky says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |
Floyd | Oversized Gazebo, on the floor
Floyd | Dancers flit about the well-lit floor here in partial rhythm to what
Floyd | may or may not be polka music. Going east will get you back to the
Floyd | garden.
Floyd |

Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Well, duty calls. You spare one last look at the crowd to see if you
Floyd | can see Clara -- there? no, she is gone for now, and there's work to
Floyd | do. Alas.

Floyd |
Floyd | You trudge onward to...
Floyd |
Floyd | Garden
Floyd | It's of the topiaries-with-gratuitous-flowers variety, filled to the
Floyd | brim with creatures that stalk and bound and chase, all in vivid

Floyd | grasslike renditions. The flowers are single file and wind about in
Floyd | circles, like a Spirograph gone awry. There's an oversized gazebo to
Floyd | the west, and imposing brick walls delineate paths to the north and
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd |

Floyd | [At the moment imagine any continuation you like.]
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You have completed the introduction ***
Floyd |
Floyd | The game has ended.  Do you want to (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE a saved game,
Floyd | (U)NDO your last turn, or (Q)UIT?

DavidW says, "stand"
inky says, "apparently we stood implicitly"
inky says, "whoah, ok, that was shorter than I remembered"
DavidW asks, "huh. And that's it?"
DavidW says, "We didn't even get a chance to offer a cheese square to our beloved."
DavidW asks, "And what about the chase scene with the mongoose?"
inky says, "no cheese, no chase"
inky says, "no chaase"
DavidW says, "chdrat"
DavidW asks, "well, three games played in two hours. Are we satisfied for today?"
inky says, "I think that is a pretty good run"
DavidW says, "I think so."
Johnny says, "MAYBE"
DavidW says, "I'm not sure what the plan is for next week. Jacqueline should be back then."
inky asks, "is next week the introcomp results?"
DavidW says, "oh, yeah, could be."
DavidW says, "And I think I have today and tomorrow to play and vote."
inky says, "you can do it!"
DavidW says, "heh. Well, I will try."
DavidW says, "Thanks all for playing! See you at the IntroComp Awards."
inky says, "huzzah"



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