ClubFloyd Transcript:
Foo Foo by Buster Hudson
As played on ifMUD on July 16, 2017

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Foo Foo written by Buster Hudson. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load foofoo"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |           Little bunny Foo Foo went hopping through the forest,
Floyd |           scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head.
Floyd |           Down came the good fairy, and she said,
Floyd |           "Little bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you
Floyd |           scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head.
Floyd |           I'll give you one more chance, or I'll turn you into a
Floyd | goon!"
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -   author unknown
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Press any key to begin.
Floyd |
Guenni arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A tremendous pounding disturbs you from your slumber. For the love of
Floyd | Gaia. How much did you drink last night?
Floyd |
Floyd | You piece the evening back together. A late day at work, a rainy
Floyd | commute, ramen for dinner, a plotless bodice-ripper for dessert. You
Floyd | were too long between the steamy parts when you fell asleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | So, nothing. Not even the usual two-count of mint schnapps in your
Floyd | tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | Knock. Knock. Knock.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh. It's the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Studio Apartment
Floyd | You climb out of bed into your own little slice of heaven. Maybe
Floyd | someday you'll get out of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rain is heavy against the window.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Also, I almost forgot."
Sparkle pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | >Please try a command.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "For those new to ClubFloyd, the rules for our little 'club' are here:"
Jacqueline | [LINK]
Lionheart says, "Aw, I hate when mysteries give away the baddie in the first scene :)"
Jacqueline says, "Please read them."
Guenni says, "DamnK real life wants something."
Guenni goes home. Jacqueline asks, "Shall we answer the door?"
Sparkle says, "Whoops."
Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Also, would you recommend a Driver for this game?"
Jacqueline asks, "Or does it matter?"
DavidW says, "It mostly doesn't matter except for one fight scene. The game is quite friendly for Floyders, I think."
* Sparkle has left the channel.
Sparkle has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Jacqueline says, "Okay."
Jacqueline says, "Also, huh. That was a quick departure."
Jacqueline says, "Ah"
Jacqueline says, "huh"
Jacqueline says, "Anyway."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "answer door"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Really."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | >You fumble with the locks until you get the door open. A very wet
Floyd | rabbit shivers on the other side.
Floyd |
Floyd | Not again.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Really, Foo Foo?" You make no attempt to hide your frustration.
Floyd | "Couldn't this wait 'til morning?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The rabbit hops inside, pushing past your outstretched arm.
Floyd | "P-p-p-p-please, Miss Fairy," he begs. "You're my only hope."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "That's Detective Fairy to you."
Floyd | 2) "Tell me you didn't bop again."
Floyd | 3) "You're dripping all over my carpet."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I like 2"
BrianK says, "Let's do 2"
Jacqueline says, "We do generally agree on dialog before choosing."
Jacqueline asks, "Who else is playing besides Brian and I?"
Lionheart exclaims, "A twist! There's a second bopper behind the grassy knoll!"
Jacqueline says, "(Just want to know who we need to hear from before we proceed)"
Jacqueline says (to Lh), "hee"
Jacqueline asks (of Lh), "Did you want to weigh in on our response?"
Lionheart says, "I like 2"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"Tell me you didn't bop again."
Floyd |
Floyd | "D-d-d-d-don't turn me in." Foo Foo struggles to hold himself
Floyd | together. "It's just like the last time. One minute, I'm hopping down
Floyd | Lumpen Lane, and the next, I'm in the Forest, looking down at a..."
Floyd | His brittle words crumble into full-fledged sobs.
Floyd |
Floyd | You reluctantly hand him a tissue. He blows it to shreds.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Someone's got to know what happened to you. What we need is a
Floyd | witness, and I know just where to look."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Someone's got to know what happened to you. What we need is a
Floyd | witness, and I know just where to look."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |                               *   *   *   *   *
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By morning, the summer sun is busy hiding the evidence of the previous
Floyd | night's storm. You step through a lingering puddle and over the police
Floyd | barricade to where Murphy is waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, you're here," he says. That's your name. Good Fairy, Senior
Floyd | Detective. Though it's good that you're here, too. Makes for awkward
Floyd | moments when your arrival is not so good.
Floyd |
Floyd | "We got an anonymous tip that Foo Foo's hiding in this part of
Floyd | Fieldtown," Murphy continues before popping in a few more sticks of
Floyd | chewing gum. He's the kind of rookie who chews more gum than he can
Floyd | handle, and no, that's not just an expression. There's way too much
Floyd | gum in his mouth right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Fe schreet'sh a dead end, an fere'sh no way he'sh gettin by me an Big
Floyd | Chommy." He pats his magic wand and grins lopsidedly.
Floyd |
Floyd | (Press any key to continue.)
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Digging the writing."
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Buster Hudson
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 160401 / Inform 7 build 6L38 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right. Not much has changed, except maybe that poster. That's
Floyd | new.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. Usually. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Meanwhile, Murphy leans against a public postbox, chewing loudly. You
Floyd | know you can open the postbox anytime to bring the investigation to a
Floyd | premature close. Nobody at headquarters knows you hid the rabbit, and
Floyd | you intend to keep it that way for as long as it takes to prove his
Floyd | innocence.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Murphy sings, "o/~ I've gosh a she-ory, ish could bunnies!""
BrianK says, "Oh it's the same author as Oppositely Opal"
BrianK says, "I loved Oppositely Opal"
DavidW says, "If you love Ryan Veeder's games too, this'll be an extra treat."
Jacqueline says, "Ack. Cat emergency. Need to step away for a sec/few. Please carry on. I'll catch up."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to murphy"
Floyd | >He stands at attention. "Yesh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "What do we know so far?"
Floyd | 2) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"What do we know so far?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Anofer field moush wash" He stops to adjust the gum in his mouth and
Floyd | keep from drooling.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Spit it out, Murphy," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I shaid, anofer field moush wash"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry, no, I meant the gum. It's impeding your speech." You hold up
Floyd | your hand in front of his mouth, and he complies, spitting out an
Floyd | obscenely large ball of gum.
Floyd |
Floyd | Yikes. You knew this case would get your hands dirty, but this is
Floyd | something else. Not wanting to litter, you shove the ball into your
Floyd | coat pocket.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy begins again. "Another field mouse was scooped up from the
Floyd | Forest and bopped on the head. Sabado called it in, so you might check
Floyd | with him on the details. He owns the bar at the end of the street."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right. Not much has changed, except maybe that poster. That's
Floyd | new.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | >What can you say? You're Good Fairy, Senior Detective, and you know
Floyd | how to look the part. You keep your midnight blue hair short beneath
Floyd | your bowler hat. Your trench coat, while tailored to accomodate your
Floyd | unusually large wings, hangs clumsily from your shoulders. Maybe you
Floyd | lost weight. You don't remember the last time you checked.
Floyd |
Floyd | As for the glass heels, well, they're a reminder of those twee days
Floyd | when you flit about granting wishes to sick children. Sometimes, you
Floyd | think these shoes are all that's left of the woman you once were.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fieldtown'll do that to you.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd | >It's a picture of a smiling, well-dressed couple holding hands and
Floyd | leaning into one another. The two are emerging from a white townhouse
Floyd | on a tree-lined, cobblestone road papered with autumn leaves. Large,
Floyd | elaborate cursive reads: "Coming soon to Lumpen LaneAlabaster
Floyd | Estates. Contemporary luxury. Comfortable living."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
Roger says, "mail the gum"
Lionheart says, "Ha ha"
BrianK says, "who would we address it to"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "mail gum"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x gum"
Floyd | >It's a big, pink, wet ball of chewed gum. You don't like looking at
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "It's amusing that we have this, though, since it means we'll need it later"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x badge"
Floyd | >Your police badge. "FPD * GOOD FAIRY * SENIOR DETECTIVE".
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x mugshot"
Floyd | >It's a photo of Foo Foo from the second time you brought him in then
Floyd | let him go with a warning. He claimed he had no memory of bopping
Floyd | anyone, and like the do-gooder you are, you believed him.
Floyd |
Floyd | The problem is, you staked your reputation on those extra chances, and
Floyd | now he's gone and bopped again. The Chief promised the whole affair
Floyd | would go away if you make the rabbit a goon* by sundown. But that
Floyd | won't have to happen if you can prove his innocence first.
Floyd |
Floyd | * Fairies no longer turn criminals into goons as punishment. The
Floyd | practice was archaic and, more often than not, counter-productive. Now
Floyd | criminals are sensibly put in prison, but the old fairy phrasing
Floyd | stuck.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd | >By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x postbox"
Floyd | >It's a large red postbox, meant to collect the mail for all the
Floyd | residents and businesses on this street.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I guess we can follow the story for now"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask murphy about foo foo"
Floyd | >You might try talking to Murphy instead.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to murphy"
Floyd | >He stands at attention. "Yes?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >Murphy grunts but does as requested. You wait until he's around the
Floyd | corner to open the postbox. Foo Foo flops out onto the ground as
Floyd | dramatically as possible.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How much longer are you keeping me in there?" he asks between
Floyd | exaggerated gasps.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Just a little longer. Keep it together."
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo exhausts his complaints, and you settle him back into the
Floyd | postbox. Just in time too. Murphy walks back around the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | "All clear," he says. "No sign of the rabbit. Need anything else?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 2) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "So we gotta talk to Sabado at the end of the street"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >Good old Fieldtown. It was once a field, but now it's a town.
Floyd | Fieldtown.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | You stroll down the sidewalk past the derelict rowhouses to a small
Floyd | joint called Get Your Nibbles. Come to think of it, you've been up
Floyd | most of the night. Maybe they serve coffee.
Floyd |
Floyd | The entrance is to the north, while the road continues east.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "At the very least."
BrianK asks, "Should we go in here or keep going east?"
DavidW says, "Up to you. Either works."
BrianK asks, "Lionheart?"
Lionheart says, "I vote to explore"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | No coffee. Should have grabbed a cup of the slop they call coffee back
Floyd | at the station.
Floyd |
Floyd | You scope out the joint. If it weren't for the display case of
Floyd | whatever they do serve here... possibly mud logs, you'd have mistaken
Floyd | this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery yellow and
Floyd | lined with shelves full of toys. Cuddly toys.
Floyd |
Floyd | Wait a minute. The stuffed rabbits along one of the shelves look
Floyd | curiously like Foo Foo. You are about to lean in for a closer look
Floyd | when a green fairy appears from behind the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Nice shoes, stranger," she says, smirking.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I had help picking them out," you say, tipping your hat. Of course
Floyd | she's still as good looking as ever. What's it been, ten years since
Floyd | you were both on wish duty? Play it cool, Good. Play it cool.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "How you been?"
Floyd | 2) "So. What kind of tea party you got going on here?"
Floyd | 3) "I'm looking for a rabbit."
Floyd |
BrianK asks, "Is her name, like, first name Good last name Fairy?"
DavidW says, "yes"
BrianK says, "Interesting"
Lionheart says, "Let's catch up before getting to the point."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"How you been?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "This is Fieldtown. You know how it is. I do what I can." She moistens
Floyd | her lips. "How about you? I heard you joined the FPD."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keeping tabs on me?" you ask, leaning in closer.
Floyd |
Floyd | "As I recall, it used to be the other way around."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Times change."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, they do." She looks away at something that isn't you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Silence.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "So. What kind of tea party you got going on here?"
Floyd | 2) "I'm looking for a rabbit."
Floyd | 3) "I've got work to do."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"So. What kind of tea party you got going on here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | She closes her eyes and opens them slowly, like curtains before the
Floyd | next big act. "I happen to sell the best nibblets this side of
Floyd | Fieldtown." Her smile wavers when your reaction is little more than a
Floyd | blank stare, but only for a moment. "Why don't you try a sample? We
Floyd | have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, key lime, mint, and salted
Floyd | caramel."
Floyd |
Floyd | You look down at the mud logs in the display.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Are you sure they're edible?"
Floyd | 2) "I'll try the vanilla."
Floyd | 3) "I'll try the chocolate."
Floyd | 4) "I'll try the strawberry."
Floyd | 5) "I'll try the key lime."
Floyd | 6) "I'll try the mint."
Floyd | 7) "I'll try the salted caramel."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "ha ha I get the reference"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Are you sure they're edible?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Nope. They're actually full of poison, and now that you know my
Floyd | secret, I'll have to get rid of you too." She wiggles her fingers
Floyd | threateningly at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I think I'll pass, but thanks."
Floyd | 2) "I'll try the vanilla."
Floyd | 3) "I'll try the chocolate."
Floyd | 4) "I'll try the strawberry."
Floyd | 5) "I'll try the key lime."
Floyd | 6) "I'll try the mint."
Floyd | 7) "I'll try the salted caramel."
Floyd |
Genevieve says, "Sorry I can't join you folks. Doing laundry. I'll have to look at the transcript later."
BrianK says, "Incidentally for a long time I always liked vanilla ice cream but recently I've started liking strawberry more"
Lionheart says, "I'm leaning toward mint, myself. But if it matters we'll probably be able to get another."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "6"
Floyd | >"I'll try the mint."
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly snaps on some gloves and reaches beneath the counter. She breaks
Floyd | off the corner of a mud log, which she hands to you. It can't be as
Floyd | bad as it looks, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | (Press any key for regret.)
Floyd |
BrianK says, "ha"
Lionheart says, "Ho ho"
BrianK pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Wow, that was revolting. Not even a hint of mint, just wheat grass and
Floyd | pine nuts and maybe actual mud.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What do you think?" she asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "It's, uh, I don't think it's my flavor."
Floyd | 2) "It's pretty bad. Sorry."
Floyd | 3) "It's great! I'll take one to go."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I'm down for 3 if it gives us an inventory item for future use"
Lionheart says, "I suppose we would sit here all day trying all the regrettable flavors, but I'm OK with 3 and moving on."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"It's great! I'll take one to go."
Floyd |
Floyd | She blinks in surprise. "Um, really?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't hide the truth in your face, and she laughs. "I know, I
Floyd | know, they're terrible," she says. "Only field mice actually eat
Floyd | nibblets. I don't know why I thought you would like them, but I
Floyd | haven't made a single sale this week, and I'm behind on my lease
Floyd | payments, and I thought, hey, a girl's got to try."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I take it business isn't going well."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I shouldn't be bothering you with my problems," she says, shaking her
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Please, bother me." You hit her with the puppy dog eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | She groans and playfully shoves your shoulder. "Fine. I gave up
Floyd | selling stuffed animals after that mouse opened his felt dinosaur
Floyd | store down the street, and I chose nibblets because the neighborhood
Floyd | is ninety percent field mice. Or it was a few weeks ago. Where did
Floyd | everyone go?" She pauses. "It's like no matter what kind of store I
Floyd | open, my business is doomed to fail."
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks around, then drops her voice from conversational to
Floyd | conspiratorial. "Sometimes, I think the other stores are out to get
Floyd | me. They could be part of some kind of animal cult, collaborating for
Floyd | their own advantage at the expense of outsiders. I mean, it's
Floyd | possible, right?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Anything's possible."
Floyd | 2) "That sounds more like a game about crime."
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "2's a bit meta but I like it"
BrianK says, "I get the reference :P"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"That sounds more like a game about crime."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, it does, doesn't it." She busies herself rubbing a dirty spot
Floyd | on the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey now," you say. "Tell you what. I'll be checking out a few of the
Floyd | nearby stores, and I'll let you know if I come across anything
Floyd | cult-ish."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You don't have to do that."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I want to do that."
Floyd |
Floyd | She grins. "At least try to find out where all the field mice have
Floyd | disappeared to. It'd be nice to have customers again. And as a reward,
Floyd | you can have all the free nibblets you want."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Gee, thanks," you reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm looking for a rabbit."
Floyd | 2) "I've got work to do."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "And we meet back up in the main dialogue tree"
Lionheart says, "Only one branch left."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm looking for a rabbit." You hand her the mugshot of Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks it over briefly before returning it to you, shaking her
Floyd | head. "Sorry, I haven't seen him. That's Foo Foo, right? I heard what
Floyd | happened. It's all over the papers. Those poor, poor mice..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "We have reason to believe he's in the area."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'll be sure to let you know if I see him," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I've got work to do."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I've got work to do."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure, okay." As you turn to leave, she grabs your coat. "Hey, look.
Floyd | Just... Let's talk again soon, okay?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You nod. "I'd like that."
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, and a closed door to the north connects to
Floyd | what must be the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly smiles at you from behind the counter.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x rabbits"
Floyd | >Definitely not real, but the resemblance to Foo Foo is uncanny.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get rabbit"
Floyd | >You pick up a Foo Foo look-alike.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not for sale, Good," Holly warns like a mother with her misbehaving
Floyd | toddler.
Floyd |
Floyd | You put it back. "I was only admiring how lifelike it is. You were
Floyd | always so good with your hands." She turns away, blushing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >(first opening the kitchen door)
Floyd | It's locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Unless you're in the health department or have a search warrant, you
Floyd | can't go in there," Holly says. "I pride myself on a clean kitchen."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Are you saying I'm dirty?" you ask, but she only smiles and winks at
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "the flirting is real"
DavidW says, "oh yes. It is."
BrianK says, "Anyway off we go"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The road passes in front of a pawn shop to the north before curving
Floyd | southeast. You stop and stare at the storefront.
Floyd |
Floyd | Yep, still a dump.
Floyd |
Floyd | One of the first cases you closed as a detective involved busting the
Floyd | owner, Domingo, for the distribution of illegal cheeses. The
Floyd | Prohibition has lasted nearly a decade now, and most of what your
Floyd | department does anymore is take down the budding cheesemongers hoping
Floyd | to make a quick dollar.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not looking forward to a reunion with this particular crime
Floyd | rat.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Domingo and Sabado"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former.
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo looks up from his book, which he shoves into his desk as you
Floyd | approach. "I'd like to say it's good to see you, Good, but we both
Floyd | know better. Also, your name is confusing. Have you thought about
Floyd | changing it yet?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Have you given up the cheese racket yet?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ouch. That's a deep cut, Good. Haven't touched the stuff since my
Floyd | release. Scout's honor." He holds a few fingers up in the air, then
Floyd | draws them across his neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't think that's how" you begin, having been a fairy scout in
Floyd | your tender years, but you're swiftly interrupted.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't care what you think. They didn't come from me, and if you so
Floyd | much as lay a blue little finger on me, I'll have my lawyers" Now
Floyd | it's your turn to interrupt him.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Take it easy, pops. What didn't come from you?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "The cheese!" he roars, slamming his fists onto the desk. "That's why
Floyd | you're here to arrest me!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You are, in fact, not here to arrest him, and your stunned silence is
Floyd | the only correcting he seems to need. His snout stretches into a
Floyd | nervous smile. "Uh, nice weather we're having, ain't it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Now I've got to ask. What's this about cheese?"
Floyd | 2) "Have you seen this rabbit?"
Floyd | 3) "You knew a lot of the local field mice. Know what happened to
Floyd | them?"
Floyd | 4) "I'm going to take a look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Now I've got to ask. What's this about cheese?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo pulls out a rubix cube and works on solving it. "I don't know
Floyd | what you're talking about."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Enough with the games, Domingo."
Floyd |
Floyd | He puts away the cube. "All right. Word on the street is there's a new
Floyd | cheesemonger. Calls himself the Verde. How am I supposed take that?
Floyd | Me, Domingo Verdeterre! He's rubbing it in my face that I'm out of the
Floyd | game. You got to take him down, Good."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm on a different case."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Case, shmase. You bested me. Now you best him. It's only fair."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'll see what I can do."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Have you seen this rabbit?"
Floyd | 2) "You knew a lot of the local field mice. Know what happened to
Floyd | them?"
Floyd | 3) "I'm going to take a look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Ah it's a reference to Captain Verdeterre"
DavidW says, "The captain's portrait is on the wall, if I recall."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Have you seen this rabbit?" You hand him the mugshot of Foo Foo, but
Floyd | he barely glances at it before throwing it back at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know what it is with rabbits," he says. "Why they all got to
Floyd | look the same? Don't misunderstand me, some of my closest friends are
Floyd | rabbits."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm sure they appreciate your sentiments." He ignores your remark.
Floyd |
Floyd | "All I'm saying is I get lots of customers, so I can't give you a
Floyd | definitive yes or no at this point in time." Classic Domingo.
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you do see him and let us know, the FPD would be very grateful."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I got a few parking tickets..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't push it."
Floyd |
Floyd | He shrugs. "It was worth a shot."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You knew a lot of the local field mice. Know what happened to
Floyd | them?"
Floyd | 2) "I'm going to take a look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"You knew a lot of the local field mice. Know what happened to them?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You on missing persons now too?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "A favor for a friend."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Some friend. Look Good, I'll be square with you. I loved the field
Floyd | mice, even before I got into cheese. Fun drinking buddies, great for
Floyd | local gossip. But most of Fieldtown don't like 'em and don't like
Floyd | giving 'em jobs. Maybe they just wised up and got out. Went somewhere
Floyd | where good cheese isn't a vice. That's what I hope for 'em anyway."
Floyd |
Floyd | You nod your head, having nothing more to add.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm going to take a look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm going to take a look around."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You break it, you buy it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former, though you never
Floyd | know. There could be something of use around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo eyes you from his desk beneath a portrait of a pirate rat.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x portrait"
Floyd | >The oil painting depicts a rat pirate. Or a pirate rat. Whichever is
Floyd | the appropriate term.
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo catches you looking up at it. "That's my
Floyd | great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather Captain Verdeterre.
Floyd | Sank every ship he ever sailed and still turned a profit. Now that's
Floyd | how you run a business." He salutes the portrait before returning to
Floyd | his work.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x junk"
Floyd | >You survey the piles of junk for items of interest. Let's see,
Floyd | there's an old goblet, an ornate vase, a faded tapestry, a painted
Floyd | idol, and a curved dagger stuck in a wall.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x goblet"
Floyd | >You think it's pewter, but that's mostly a guess. Should have spent
Floyd | more time antiquing with grandma.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x goblet"
Floyd | >You think it's pewter, but that's mostly a guess. Should have spent
Floyd | more time antiquing with grandma.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd | >It's white with blue flowers and vines and leaves. Looks expensive.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x tapestry"
Floyd | >It's a picture of a rat getting speared by a human. Possibly
Floyd | religious, definitely weird.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x idol"
Floyd | >The wooden doll is painted in bright colors.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x dagger"
Floyd | >It's too fancy a knife for your tastes. The blade is curved.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get goblet"
Floyd | >"It's a communion chalice recovered from the Crusades," Domingo says,
Floyd | "blessed by Rat Pope Asiago X-V-I-I himself. A very unique piece. I'll
Floyd | let you have it for a mere 737 dollars."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Maybe another time."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get vase"
Floyd | >Domingo yells out in warning when you get too close. "Careful! That's
Floyd | a Ming! If you even chip it, you owe me, uh, 708 dollars."
Floyd |
Floyd | You keep your distance.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get tapestry"
Floyd | >"That's of particular significance to a devout Rat Catholic like
Floyd | myself," Domingo says. "The rat is Saint uhthe name's not important.
Floyd | He was martyred after scaring the farmer's wife. For you, only 712
Floyd | dollars."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Doesn't match my decor," you say.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get idol"
Floyd | >"Having trouble with your love life?" Domingo asks. "Try an African
Floyd | fertility idol. I'll give you a discount623 dollars."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thanks, but my love life is just fine," you lie, quickly putting it
Floyd | back.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "man we're missing out on some sweet em-dash action here"
DavidW says, "mm"
Lionheart says, "Ah, so that's what's going on."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get daagger"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get dagger"
Floyd | >"It's a rare sacrificial dagger from, uh, the Mayans," Domingo says
Floyd | as you inspect the dagger. "Definitely the Mayans. Anyway, since we're
Floyd | such good friends and all, I'll let you have it for free. Of course,
Floyd | that's if you can pull it from the wall. Since there's a roughly
Floyd | one-in-eighteen chance you can do it, I ain't too worried about losing
Floyd | it." His smile lingers a little too long.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "aha"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "pull dagger"
Floyd | >As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge. Domingo stifles a laugh.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "pull dagger"
Floyd | >You yank on the dagger, but it doesn't come out. Domingo covers his
Floyd | mouth.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "pull dagger"
Floyd | >Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck. Domingo chokes on a snort.
Floyd |
Floyd | This isn't working. You'll never get it out this way. Maybe there's
Floyd | another way about this.
Floyd |
Lionheart asks, "Try 18 times?"
BrianK says, "wait, I have an idea"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put gum on dagger"
Floyd | >You don't see any point in sticking the gum there.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "or not"
DavidW says, "There's a way to get it but not right now."
BrianK says, "I guess the problem isn't really that it's slippery"
BrianK says, "Well, moving on"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sun hangs heavy in the eastern sky, hot and oppressive. The shade
Floyd | of an old, boarded-up rowhouse offers you some relief. The road wraps
Floyd | around it to the east.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd | >This rowhouse is in terrible shape. The front door is all boarded up,
Floyd | but you don't know why they bothered. Fieldtown's drifters wouldn't
Floyd | even squat in here.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x sun"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop to the north brings some charm to this part of
Floyd | Lumpen Lane. That is, aside from what might be the remains of the
Floyd | shop's front door littering the sidewalk. The awning above you reads
Floyd | "Finch & Fern's Cameracopia" next to a picture of a cornucopia
Floyd | overflowing with various types of cameras and camera accessories.
Floyd |
Floyd | The road in front runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK exclaims, "So many places to explore!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | As you enter the shop, your shoe crunches on broken glass. A finch in
Floyd | an apron turns from where she's busy sweeping.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's about time," she says with an exasperated chirp. "I called for
Floyd | help hours ago!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry," you say. "I'm on a different case."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Different case? What could be more important than this?" She points
Floyd | to the mess. It's not pretty. Every camera, every shelf, every glass
Floyd | case, everything that could be smashed, was. "Go ahead and get
Floyd | started, and let me know if you need anything."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Listen, uh, Mrs. Finch..." you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | She rolls her eyes. "No, honey, I'm Fern. This is Finch." She motions
Floyd | to the potted fern on the counter. That's not confusing.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "What happened here?"
Floyd | 2) "I'm actually looking for a rabbit."
Floyd | 3) "Rumor has it the field mice are disappearing. You know where they
Floyd | went?"
Floyd | 4) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"What happened here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're the expert," she says, noisily scooping a large piece of glass
Floyd | into her dustpan. "Maybe you can tell me."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm actually looking for a rabbit."
Floyd | 2) "Rumor has it the field mice are disappearing. You know where they
Floyd | went?"
Floyd | 3) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm actually looking for a rabbit." You hold out the mugshot of Foo
Floyd | Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks at it, confused. "What does that have to do with the ghost?"
Floyd | she asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | You blink. "What ghost?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "The ghost that terrorized us last night!" She flails her wings in the
Floyd | air, then stops all at once. Her eyes widen in realization. "You're
Floyd | not the exorcist I called for, are you?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "No ma'am. Good Fairy, Senior Detective." You flash your FPD badge.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, great," she says. You get the feeling she's not that happy about
Floyd | it. "Don't think I'm going to stop cleaning so you can do your CSI cop
Floyd | thing. This mess will take me all day."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I won't get in your way."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Tell me about this ghost."
Floyd | 2) "Rumor has it the field mice are disappearing. You know where they
Floyd | went?"
Floyd | 3) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Tell me about this ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "A real Jacob Marley if you ask me," Fern says. "Heard its chains
Floyd | rattling and rattling, like it was going to rattle the whole building
Floyd | down. We were here late, developing film for one of our customers, and
Floyd | after destroying our poor shop, it tried to get into our dark room to
Floyd | get us! If it wasn't for Finchy scaring it away with that old Edgerton
Floyd | flash he was fixing up, I don't know what would have happened to us."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did you see it?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Only briefly, in the light of the flash. Endless loops of pure white.
Floyd | What do you think?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I think you should file a police report."
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern frowns. "It won't matter once the exorcist gets here, but you do
Floyd | what you want. Finch owns the building, and he's been under a lot of
Floyd | pressure to sell. There's a vaguely threatening note about it around
Floyd | here somewhere. If we don't get the ghost problem resolved, this might
Floyd | be the final nail in the coffin for us."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Rumor has it the field mice are disappearing. You know where they
Floyd | went?"
Floyd | 2) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
Doug arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. BrianK asks, "The... potted fern owns the building?"
DavidW says, "Yes"
BrianK says, "Is this a reference I'm not getting"
Lionheart says, "Maybe we should interview the fern"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Rumor has it the field mice are disappearing. You know where they
Floyd | went?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not a rumor, honey. The mice are getting run out. I'd put my money on
Floyd | Sabado, if I had any."
Floyd |
Floyd | You arch an eyebrow. "The bar owner? Why?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "He doesn't just own the bar. Been buying up all the property on
Floyd | Lumpen Lane. Field mice don't have great prospects in general. I'm
Floyd | sure they're taking whatever he offers. Our shop might be the last
Floyd | building not owned by him."
Floyd |
Floyd | Seems you owe Sabado a visit.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I don't know which game this references either."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know where to find me. And watch you don't cut yourself on any
Floyd | glass while you're poking around," she says before returning to her
Floyd | cleaning.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to finch"
Floyd | >Finch doesn't respond to any attempts at conversation.
Floyd |
Floyd | "He was up late after the ghost attack. Let him sleep a bit longer,"
Floyd | Fern says.
Floyd |
Doug has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x glass"
Floyd | >You search through the debris for some clues about the attacker. From
Floyd | beneath a pile of broken cameras you pull out a small handwritten
Floyd | note.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sabado gave me that note about a week ago," Fern says.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can I have it?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | She waves a wing. "I don't care what you do with it."
Floyd |
Floyd | You brush off the dust and bits of glass.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x note"
Floyd | >It says: "Finch & Fernmy offer still stands. I suggest you take it.
Floyd | Sabado."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "smell note"
Floyd | >You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "The I'm Fern this is Finch joke reminds me of a Ghostbusters joke, I don't know what else might be reffed."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x parts"
Floyd | >You sure hope everything was insured.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search for clues"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x debris"
Floyd | >You sure hope everything was insured.
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x counter"
Floyd | >The counter is one of the few items that wasn't destroyed.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Aw man I forgot to examine all the characters"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x fern"
Floyd | >She's a golden finch, an usual sight so close to the ground, but this
Floyd | is Fieldtown after all. She wears a blue gingham apron over her floral
Floyd | dress, which she uses to wipe her wings with as she cleans.
Floyd | Occasionally, she makes a clicking sound with her beak as if
Floyd | disapproving of everything.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x fern"
Floyd | >She's a golden finch, an usual sight so close to the ground, but this
Floyd | is Fieldtown after all. She wears a blue gingham apron over her floral
Floyd | dress, which she uses to wipe her wings with as she cleans.
Floyd | Occasionally, she makes a clicking sound with her beak as if
Floyd | disapproving of everything.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "er"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x finch"
Floyd | >Finch is a potted fern. A camera flash sticks out of his pot beside
Floyd | him.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x flash"
Floyd | >It's a flash without the camera. There's a small button on one side.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get it"
Floyd | >"Can I have this?" you ask, pointing to the flash.
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you think it'll help," Fern says. "Be sure to give it back when
Floyd | you're done. Finch spent a lot of time fixing it."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick it up.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd | >A high-pitched whir sounds. The flash goes off, and the area briefly
Floyd | illuminates in a harsh light. Yikes. You blink away the spots.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "coolio"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >(first opening the side door)
Floyd | You try the door, but it's locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That's our dark room. We're developing film right now, so we have to
Floyd | keep the door closed," Fern says.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "All right, I think we hit up everything of note"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get glass"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get glass"
Floyd | >You might cut yourself. Might be better to leave it alone.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Seemed like a potential useful item."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The shop's large bay window forces a colorful prehistoric scene onto
Floyd | the street. Felt dinosaurs are posed whimsically around pieces of
Floyd | cardboard painted to look like palm trees and boulders. A sign above
Floyd | the display reads: "Welcome to Dinosaur Island!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The shop's entrance is open to the north. Lumpen Lane continues east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x entrance"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x shop"
Floyd | >Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been hung in the rear of the shop to resemble a
Floyd | waterfall. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x dinosaurs"
Floyd | >You admire one of the dinosaurs. It's sewn out of red-orange felt,
Floyd | about eight fairy-inches in size, with a flat head and a few nubby
Floyd | teeth. It's posed like it's playing hide-and-seek.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x dinosaurs"
Floyd | >You admire one of the dinosaurs. It's sewn out of coral blue felt,
Floyd | about five fairy-inches in size, with three horns and googly eyes.
Floyd | It's posed like it's trying to climb a tree.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x dinosaurs"
Floyd | >You admire one of the dinosaurs. It's sewn out of royal purple felt,
Floyd | about seven fairy-inches in size, with a series of plates down its
Floyd | spine and a skinny tail. It's posed like it's looking for food.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x dinosaurs"
Floyd | >You admire one of the dinosaurs. It's sewn out of lime green felt,
Floyd | about five fairy-inches in size, with wheels for legs and spikes on
Floyd | the end of its tail. It's posed like it's trying to climb a tree.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x curtain"
Floyd | >The blue silk sways in an unseen draft. A decent enough waterfall.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "A felt thagomizer"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "enter curtain"
Floyd | >That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "search curtain"
Floyd | >You push the curtain aside, revealing a secret tunnel.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "There we go"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x tunnel"
Floyd | >The tunnel is more like a doorframe with the door removed. Above the
Floyd | header, someone painted the words "Secret Tunnel to Trex's Workshop"
Floyd | and an arrow pointing inside.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "enter tunnel"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | A mouse sits in silence, staring at a dinosaur on the workbench. His
Floyd | nametag says his name is Trex.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x trex"
Floyd | >Brown fur, short whiskers, a pleasant but anxious disposition. That
Floyd | last one isn't so typical for a field mouse, the way the beat cops
Floyd | talk.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x felt"
Floyd | >You think this Trex character ought to clean up after himself a
Floyd | little more.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x cabinet"
Floyd | >One of the legs is bent, giving the large cabinet a terrible lean.
Floyd | There's a hole in the side not pressed against the wall.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd | >You peer inside the hole. It's mostly full of felt. A small bottle of
Floyd | something has rolled to the far side of the cabinettoo far to reach.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open cabinet"
Floyd | >The doors won't budge, like they're jammed or broken.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "shake cabinet"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "well, let's talk to Trex"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "fix leg"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "bend leg"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x leg"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to trex"
Floyd | >The field mouse hasn't acknowledged you barging into his workshop.
Floyd | The fellow must be off. You clear your throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Trex, I presume?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | He twitches and blinks several times, as if waking from a daydream.
Floyd | "Oh, hello," he says. "Sorry. I haven't been myself lately. Did you
Floyd | want to buy a dinosaur?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You shake your head and pull out your badge. "Good Fairy, FPD."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Have you seen this rabbit?"
Floyd | 2) "A lot of the other field mice from the neighborhood have gone
Floyd | missing. Know anything about it?"
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Have you seen this rabbit?" You hand him the photo of Foo Foo. He
Floyd | looks it over intensely.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, I do believe so," he says, handing it back.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you be more specific?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex rubs his paws together nervously. "Oh dear. It was last night
Floyd | just after sundown. I was closing my shop, and I could see him through
Floyd | the window talking with someone, but I couldn't see who. I'm not in
Floyd | trouble, am I?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not unless you're withholding any information. Did you hear the
Floyd | conversation?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex shakes his head. "No, I was too far away." He smiles with a
Floyd | sudden thought. "My dinosaurs would have. Doohickey was in the window
Floyd | all night." He points to the red dinosaur on the workbench.
Floyd |
Floyd | Great.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "A lot of the other field mice from the neighborhood have gone
Floyd | missing. Know anything about it?"
Floyd | 2) "I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"A lot of the other field mice from the neighborhood have gone
Floyd | missing. Know anything about it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex looks around and bites his paws. "No, ah, no. I don't really know
Floyd | the neighbors too well."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're not from here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I was born in Fieldtown, but my parents carted us kids off to live
Floyd | among the humans when I was young. They believed it'd be easier to
Floyd | feed us stealing scraps off the kitchen floor than begging for scraps
Floyd | on the street corner. We lucked out and ended up with a nice guy who
Floyd | happened to keep a filthy kitchen and no cat. He sewed felt dinosaurs
Floyd | for a living."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Like the dinosaurs you make?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, exactly. I learned by watching him over the years. Except he had
Floyd | magic, which is rare for a human. He could bring them to life. I can't
Floyd | do anything like that." He looks longingly at the dinosaur on the
Floyd | workbench. "If only I could bring my Doohickey to life, even for one
Floyd | day."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I have an idea that'll help us both."
Floyd | 2) "I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I have an idea that'll help us both. You see, I, uh, used to be a
Floyd | wish fairy. No funny remarks, all right? I get enough lip from
Floyd | everyone at heaquarters about it already." You point a very
Floyd | intimidating index finger, and he swallows hard and nods many times.
Floyd | "So I worked with a partner, and one of our specialties was bringing
Floyd | toys and stuffed animals to life. It's not permanent, mind you. But
Floyd | maybe your Doohickey here can be a witness in my case."
Floyd |
Floyd | The mouse claps his paws together. "I like that idea. What do you need
Floyd | me to do?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Nothing at the moment. First I need some wish powder and a wand."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't have any of those things," he says.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't worry about it. I'll be back with what I need." Of course, you
Floyd | haven't had any wish powder in ages, and your wand is in the shop
Floyd | thanks to that incident with the frog in the sewers. Still, you're
Floyd | determined to think of something. You need that witness.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Have a good day."
Floyd |
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex sits in silence, staring at one of his creations on the
Floyd | workbench.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x doohickey"
Floyd | >It's sewn out of bright red felt, at least eighteen fairy-inches in
Floyd | length, with six legs and savage claws. Its tongue hangs out over an
Floyd | assortment of jagged teeth.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to doohickey"
Floyd | >You ought to leave it alone for now. Trex seems to like the company.
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "I am caught up!"
BrianK says, "Welcome back Jacq"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "look in hole"
Floyd | >You peer inside the hole. It's mostly full of felt. A small bottle of
Floyd | something has rolled to the far side of the cabinettoo far to reach.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get bottle"
Floyd | >It's out of reach.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "naturally"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tip cabinet"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pick up cabinet"
Floyd | >It's too heavy to move.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "objectives: talk to sabado, get wish powder and wand for dinosaur witness / other puzzles: dagger in the pawn shop, bottle in the cabinet"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put gum under cabinet"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "push cabinet"
Floyd | >It's too heavy to move.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "pull cabinet"
Floyd | >It's too heavy to move.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "shake cabinet"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "I was thinking to put something under the weak leg to tip it the other way"
BrianK says, "I don't think we have what we need to do anything yet"
DavidW says, "I suggest exploring elsewhere for now."
Lionheart says, "Sure, just getting the lay of the land, learning about all the subplots"
BrianK exclaims, "All right, let us move forth!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road ends at a tavern to the east, its facade a collage of tree
Floyd | trunks, branches, and leaves. The sign above the open entrance says
Floyd | "The Forest".
Floyd |
Floyd | An alley disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x sign"
Floyd | >It says "The Forest".
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x tavern"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "(gasp)"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >The Forest
Floyd | Your first few steps into the dimly-lit space sink into dirt. And here
Floyd | you are wearing your nice heels.
Floyd |
Floyd | Turns out the floor is completely hidden beneath a layer of dark soil,
Floyd | who knows how deep, giving the air a damp and loamy odor. Above you,
Floyd | the ceiling is a canopy of intertwined branches and dead leaves. The
Floyd | columns supporting the roof are thick, bark-covered trunks. The
Floyd | Forestthey weren't kidding.
Floyd |
Floyd | The barkeep looks up from where he's stacking glasses behind the bar.
Floyd | "We're closed a few more hours," he grunts. "Even the earliest drunks
Floyd | don't get here until noon." He sounds like the kind of guy angry with
Floyd | the world for no good reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good Fairy, FPD," you say, holding up your badge. "I'm only here for
Floyd | answers."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sabado," he replies. "Make it quick. I already told you guys
Floyd | everything I know."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm looking for a rabbit."
Floyd | 2) "I've heard the local field mice have been vanishing."
Floyd | 3) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm looking for a rabbit."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado looks at the photo and scrunches his face like he bit into
Floyd | something sour. "Yeah, that's Foo Foo. I'm the one who reported him
Floyd | last night. The maroon came into my bar and bopped one of my customers
Floyd | on the head. Hard enough doing business without renegade rabbits
Floyd | scaring away my customers. So you going to do your job and find him?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "One way or another."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well he's not here. Do me a favor, would you? If you catch him, bring
Floyd | him to me first. Would love to give him a taste of his own medicine."
Floyd | He winks at you in precisely the way you hate being winked at.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I've heard the local field mice have been vanishing."
Floyd | 2) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I've heard the local field mice have been vanishing."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course they've been vanishing," Sabado says. "It's that Gaiadamned
Floyd | Foo Foo. Bopped field mice three times already. Three times! No wonder
Floyd | they've all left town. Nobody in their right mind wants to sit around
Floyd | waiting to get bopped on the head."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "A little birdie told me you're buying up all of Lumpen Lane. Might
Floyd | not be Foo Foo chasing the field mice away after all."
Floyd | 2) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"A little birdie told me you're buying up all of Lumpen Lane. Might
Floyd | not be Foo Foo chasing the field mice away after all."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado shrugs. "So what if I am? What happens to the mice ain't my
Floyd | problem."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What happens to your customers should be your problem."
Floyd |
Floyd | "The whole plan's been approved by the City Commission. Who, I might
Floyd | add, were thrilled to have this dump of a street made respectable. So
Floyd | unless my legal financial transactions have become police business,
Floyd | I'm done with this line of questioning."
Floyd |
Floyd | So much for that approach.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "oh, wait, a little birdie because it was literally a bird that told her"
BrianK says, "pfft"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when we're open."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A shovel leans against one of the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x sabado"
Floyd | >He's tall for a rat, graying in broad patches, joints that bend at
Floyd | sharp angles. You're not sure if he has an expression besides scowl.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x shovel"
Floyd | >Smaller than your average shovel but larger than a spade. The handle
Floyd | is maybe two or three fairy-feet in length.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get it"
Floyd | >"Can I borrow this?" you ask, picking up the shovel.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado spits into something behind the bar. You take that as a yes.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig in soil"
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to dig.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >You thrust the shovel into the dirt. Sabado immediately objects.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey!" he shouts. "I let you borrow the shovel. Not tear my place up."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry," you reply. "Won't happen again." Not while he's here, anyway.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "heh"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd | >Not in great condition. Looks like it only carries songs by cult rock
Floyd | group They Might Be Humans. There's a single coin slot in front.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "snrk"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >You can't get behind the bar with Sabado around.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "hit sabado with shovel"
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Sabado.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "hit sabado"
Floyd | >You prefer avoiding violence if you can.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Hmm there was surprisingly less to do here than I thought there'd be"
BrianK says, "oh wait the note"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "give note to sabado"
Floyd | >Anything that might interest Sabado would likely come up in
Floyd | conversation.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x note"
Floyd | >It says: "Finch & Fernmy offer still stands. I suggest you take it.
Floyd | Sabado."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to sabado"
Floyd | >"What now?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when we're open."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I guess it's not that important"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x bar"
Floyd | >A plain wooden bar. You can't investigate much more with Sabado
Floyd | behind it.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Guess we can move on"
DavidW says, "You still have an alleyway unexplored."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Sharp Turn
Floyd | The alley skirts along the wall of the bar from the south before
Floyd | turning sharply west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind Cameracopia
Floyd | The alley runs east and west behind the rowhouses and shops. An empty
Floyd | dumpster is not quite pushed up against the wall opposite the store.
Floyd |
Floyd | The closed door to the south is likely a rear entrance to Cameracopia.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >(first opening the back door)
Floyd | It's locked.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "knock on door"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x dumpster"
Floyd | >It's empty.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I am underwhelmed"
BrianK says, "who places a dumpster in a game and leaves it empty :("
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse
Floyd | A door to the south leads into an abandoned rowhouse. Leaning against
Floyd | the house is a dented trashcan. The alley curves northwest and east.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "An author who wants to save your life."
Jacqueline says, "Well, maybe it won't be empty later."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x trashcan"
Floyd | >It gives off a strong odor of cheese, but there's no cheese inside.
Floyd | Not anymore.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >(first opening the back door)
Floyd | It's locked.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | The alley arrives from the southeast and ends at a wall. There's a
Floyd | rear entrance to Get Your Nibbles to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >(first opening the back door)
Floyd | It's locked.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Or maybe it's a dumpster behind a business much like most apartments in IF have under-implemented bathrooms."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd | >It's taller than you and separates the alley from the rowhouses the
Floyd | next street over.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Aw, it doesn't loop around? It would've made navigation easier"
DavidW says, "Sorry, it doesn't loop back to Murphy. I agree that would've been nice."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse
Floyd | A door to the south leads into an abandoned rowhouse. Leaning against
Floyd | the house is a dented trashcan. The alley curves northwest and east.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind Cameracopia
Floyd | The alley runs east and west behind the rowhouses and shops. An empty
Floyd | dumpster is not quite pushed up against the wall opposite the store.
Floyd |
Floyd | The closed door to the south is likely a rear entrance to Cameracopia.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Sharp Turn
Floyd | The alley skirts along the wall of the bar from the south before
Floyd | turning sharply west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. The
Floyd | rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | A shiny coin draws your attention.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "huh"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x coin"
Floyd | >Heads. Must be your lucky day.
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "Shiny!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get coin"
Floyd | >No sooner than you pick up the coin, a loud bang echoes through the
Floyd | empty street. Your hat is knocked off your head. You turn to see
Floyd | movement in the second-story window of the rowhouse just before the
Floyd | shutters snap shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | Talk about a lucky break. If you hadn't bent over, the bullet that
Floyd | went through your bowler hat would have went through your face. Which
Floyd | you happen to like the way it is. Someone doesn't want you snooping
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | You replace your hat and flutter your wings. Nobody takes shots at
Floyd | Detective Good Fairy and gets away with it. That is, if you can find a
Floyd | way inside.
Floyd |
BrianK asks, "Ehhhh???????"
Jacqueline says, "whoa"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x hat"
Floyd | >To be worn at the most striking angle. A pair of holes were left
Floyd | behind by the bullet meant for your head.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x rowhouse"
Floyd | >This rowhouse is in terrible shape. The front door is all boarded up,
Floyd | but you don't know why they bothered. Fieldtown's drifters wouldn't
Floyd | even squat in here.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | >The window is obscured by a closed pair of shutters.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd | >You spread your wings and leap into the air, coming to rest on the
Floyd | window sill.
Floyd |
BrianK exclaims, "now we're thinking in three dimensions!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open window"
Floyd | >The shutters are closed and locked, barring entrance to the room
Floyd | inside. You can barely make out the latch in the small gap between the
Floyd | wooden slats. If you had something flat and hooked, you think you
Floyd | might be able to open them.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I loved how the game teaches the player that they can fly."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x wings"
Floyd | >Your wings are blue and leathery, too large for your body. You don't
Floyd | like them.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | >You descend back to the street.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | a shiny coin
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
BrianK asks, "I guess we can use the coin in the jukebox?"
Jacqueline says, "hm, yeah."
Jacqueline says, "Or buy another log."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, and a closed door to the north connects to
Floyd | what must be the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly smiles at you from behind the counter.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x holly"
Floyd | >She's a green fairy, and not the kind you see after too much
Floyd | absinthe. Or in your case, exactly the kind. She haunts your dreams
Floyd | less frequently when you're sober.
Floyd |
Floyd | Her long olive hair is half-falling out of her bun, and her apron is
Floyd | covered in a brownish food product. Her wings, two large sprigs of
Floyd | holly, remain delicately folded.
Floyd |
Floyd | Also, no ring. Maybe she didn't move on.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to holly"
Floyd | >"Hey there," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Know where I can get some wish powder?"
Floyd | 2) "I've got work to do."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Or we can get that"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Know where I can get some wish powder?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Feeling sentimental for old times?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Something like that."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I might have some lying around. Be a good girl and don't go nowhere."
Floyd |
Floyd | She disappears into the kitchen and returns a few minutes later. "Your
Floyd | lucky day," she says as she hands you a small pouch. "It's enough for
Floyd | two spells, but no more, so use it wisely."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thanks Holl. I owe you one."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I've got work to do."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I've got work to do."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure, okay."
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, and a closed door to the north connects to
Floyd | what must be the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly smiles at you from behind the counter.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x murphy"
Floyd | >Murphy joined the FPD straight out of Academy less than a year ago
Floyd | after a failed attempt at professional soothsaying. He's a good kid
Floyd | who tries too hard, and you can't really blame him. A narrow frame,
Floyd | curly red hair, and a pair of ladybug wings won't inspire fear in the
Floyd | criminals of Fieldtown. Might be why he sprang for the biggest wand he
Floyd | could find, Big Tommy, which he keeps holstered at his waist.
Floyd |
Floyd | His premonitions could be helpful, even if they are vague.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "right, he's a fairy too"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get wand"
Floyd | >That seems to belong to Murphy.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to murphy"
Floyd | >He stands at attention. "Yes?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Can I borrow Big Tommy?"
Floyd | 2) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 3) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 4) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Can I borrow Big Tommy?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy looks down at his feet. "You sure you need it, Good? I mean...
Floyd | it's just I'm on guard duty and all."
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's only for a little while. Besides, I know you can handle any
Floyd | trouble, with or without your wand."
Floyd |
Floyd | He brightens. "You think so?er, I mean, of course I can. You can
Floyd | count on me." He unstraps his wand and hands it to you with a flash of
Floyd | his pearly whites. What a great kid.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "That solves that puzzle"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former, though you never
Floyd | know. There could be something of use around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo eyes you from his desk beneath a portrait of a pirate rat.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x domingo"
Floyd | >He's a portly rat with graying whiskers and shifty eyes, which you
Floyd | feel are his better qualities. Those creepy smiles are his way of
Floyd | showing off his gold teeth. They match the gold watch that hangs from
Floyd | his breast pocket.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get gold watch"
Floyd | >That seems to belong to Domingo.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x gold watch"
Floyd | >It catches the light too easily. Domingo must polish it daily.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x gold teeth"
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the gold watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | Big Tommy
Floyd | a pouch of wish powder
Floyd | a shiny coin
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "oh wait"
BrianK says, "I think the window mentioned needing something curved and flat, which would be the cutlass from the pawn shop"
DavidW says, "Good catch."
BrianK says, "The question is how we'd get it"
Jacqueline says, "Oh yeah"
DavidW says, "Solve another problem first."
Lionheart asks, "Can we get to the other side of that wall?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | Big Tommy
Floyd | a pouch of wish powder
Floyd | a shiny coin
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
BrianK asks, "Which wall?"
Lionheart says, "since we can go out back other two shops"
Lionheart says, "The one with the blade stuck in it"
BrianK says, "I think we were behind the pawn shop earlier and it didn't specifically mention it"
BrianK says, "If it is even stuck on the back wall and not, like, the side wall"
BrianK says, "Oh never mind, when we were behind all the shops it went straight from the rowhouse to Holly's place and skipped the pawn shop"
DavidW says, "There is no back wall to the pawn shop. The alley goes directly from "Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse" to "Behind Get Your Nibbles"."
Lionheart says, "No hammering it thru from the other side then"
BrianK says, "I guess we can go do the dinosaur thing, since it's the closest"
Jacqueline says, "Ah. That's what you meant."
Jacqueline asks, "Yeah, let's do these one at a time. We have what we need for the dino, right?"
BrianK says, "Yep, the wish powder and the wand"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex sits in silence, staring at one of his creations on the
Floyd | workbench.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to trex"
Floyd | >"Something I can help you with?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I have what we need."
Floyd | 2) "I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I have what we need."
Floyd |
Floyd | "How can I help?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Stand back and watch."
Floyd |
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex bounces up and down with excitement as he awaits your wish magic.
Floyd | His enthusiasm is infectious, and you soon discover a smile spreading
Floyd | across your own face. Your old job didn't solve the world's problems,
Floyd | but you never felt more satisfied than in moments like this.
Floyd | Sometimes, you wonder why you left the wish squad at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | That's right. Holly.
Floyd |
Floyd | You shake her from your thoughts. You've got a spell to cast. First
Floyd | thing's first, you need to put some wish powder on the dinosaur.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put wish powder on dinosaur"
Floyd | >You sprinkle some powder on the stuffed dinosaur. All that's left is
Floyd | to point your wand at it.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "point wand at dinosaur"
Floyd | >You point your wand at Doohickey. "Flippity, floppity, foo," you
Floyd | chant with the required intonation. Yeah, it's embarrasing to say out
Floyd | loud, but what can you do. Nobody said wish magic was glamorous.
Floyd |
Floyd | The dinosaur blinks and stretches his six legs. His tongue flops
Floyd | around the corners of his mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh Miss Fairy! You did it!" Trex cries. He gathers the felt dinosaur
Floyd | in his arms. "Doohickey, my friend. You're alive! How do you feel?"
Floyd | Doohickey wags his tail and barks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, crap. So much for having a witness.
Floyd |
Floyd | "He can't talk?" Trex asks, sadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It takes a lot of skill to get them to talk," you say. "I'm what you
Floyd | might call out of practice."
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex wipes the mist from his eyes. "It's okay. We can still be good
Floyd | friends anyway." He nuzzles the fidgety dinosaur before handing him to
Floyd | you. "A deal's a deal."
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold Doohickey up in front of your face and get licked softly and
Floyd | dryly, because his tongue is made of felt. "Hey, boy. Can you help me
Floyd | find whoever was talking with a rabbit last night?"
Floyd |
Floyd | He barks enthusiastically in response. Maybe this'll work after all.
Floyd | You take him with you, for now.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "aw man I suddenly want a barking felt dinosaur with a floppy tongue"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x doohickey"
Floyd | >He's sewn out of bright red felt, at least eighteen fairy-inches in
Floyd | length, with six legs and savage claws. Its tongue hangs out over a
Floyd | motley scraggle of teeth.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Ok, well, I imagine we have to go see everyone with Doohickey in tow until we find the right person"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to sabado"
Floyd | >"What now?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when we're open."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to doohickey"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to doohickey"
Floyd | >He barks at you happily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >He barks at you happily.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pet doohickey"
Floyd | >Doohickey wags his tail.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "adorable"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "lick doohickey"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "We can fiddle with the jukebox while we're here"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd | >Not in great condition. Looks like it only carries songs by cult rock
Floyd | group They Might Be Humans. There's a single coin slot in front.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox"
Floyd | >You insert the coin into the slot. It falls with a distinctive clink
Floyd | into an unemptied bucket of coins.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine whirs to life, lifting a record onto the turntable and
Floyd | then lowering the spindle. A melancholic accordian begins a song.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf11"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK clears the save counter.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Maybe shoulda done before spending the coin"
BrianK says, "Yeah"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | >The Forest
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Unemptied bucket. Not that we'd break into it for funds. We're the po-po."
BrianK says, "I mean, it's a pretty friendly game which is why I never even thought about saving until now"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "oops I guess I never undid to that"
Jacqueline asks, "You maybe still can?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | Doohickey
Floyd | Big Tommy
Floyd | a pouch of wish powder
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue ate my fly (fly), the statue ate my fly (fly),
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I think you're fine, regardless."
Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay"
BrianK says, "Yeah I don't think it'll punish us"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to sabado"
Floyd | >"What now?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
Floyd | With a condiment of mustard it chewed my pet alive.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when we're open."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue made me cry (cry), the statue made me cry (cry),
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Is... is this just an easter egg"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | It said my pet would kill me, but that was all a lie.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "It's likely yet another ref to a Ryan Veeder game."
Jacqueline asks, "Is what just an easter egg? The music?"
Lionheart says, "There might be a clue in ther esomewhere"
DavidW says, "I'm guessing 'The Statue Got Me High'."
Lionheart says, "Yeah, obviously a parody of that song"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd | >Not in great condition. Looks like it only carries songs by cult rock
Floyd | group They Might Be Humans. There's a single coin slot in front.
Floyd |
Floyd | My phone, it rang at me (and now I know the lies it told would never
Floyd | be).
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd | >You hate singing.
Floyd |
Floyd | A lesson that I learned (a statue's love won't last, it can and should
Floyd | be spurned).
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd | >You hate dancing.
Floyd |
Floyd | I thought I once preferred a granite figure's company.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "For what it's worth, a list of Veeder's games on IFDB: [LINK]"
BrianK says, "Well, it doesn't look like it really has an effect"
Lionheart says, "I'd like to hear the rest of the lyrics"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The fact that there are humans will no longer bother me.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | >An upbeat rock jam plays from the jukebox.
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue ate my fly (fly), the statue ate my fly (fly),
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "If you need a hint what puzzle to work on next...?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I ever meet the sculptor I will punch them in the eye.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to jukebox"
Floyd | >An upbeat rock jam plays from the jukebox.
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue gave me hives (hives), the statue gave me hives (hives),
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | My poor pet it cooked to death within a spinach pie.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Well I figure we could just keep meeting people until Doohickey gives us something to work with"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | My phone, it rang at me (and now I know the lies it told would never
Floyd | be).
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | A lesson that I learned (a statue's love won't last, it can and should
Floyd | be spurned).
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And as I swung the sledgehammer up through the air,
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | I knew to hide the evidence beneath my basement stairs.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "That could be a clue"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And what they found was just some rubble left where the statue ate my
Floyd | fly.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And what they found was just some rubble left where the statue ate my
Floyd | fly.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And now you know to hide (to hide when a statue asks if you need a
Floyd | ride).
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | A lesson you should learn (you must refuse to share its love or you'll
Floyd | get burned).
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And as I swung the sledgehammer up through the air,
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | I knew to hide the evidence beneath my basement stairs.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And what they found was just some rubble left where the statue ate my
Floyd | fly.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | And what they found was just some rubble left where the statue ate my
Floyd | fly.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The song comes to an abrupt end.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Coolio"
BrianK says, "cool beans"
BrianK says, "Let's go talk to some folks then"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to fern"
Floyd | >"What is it?" she chirps.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know where to find me," she says before returning to her
Floyd | cleaning.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to finch"
Floyd | >Finch doesn't respond to any attempts at conversation.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former, though you never
Floyd | know. There could be something of use around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo eyes you from his desk beneath a portrait of a pirate rat.
Floyd | Doohickey barks sharply as you approach. Could the rat be the one
Floyd | you're looking for? Only one way to find out.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Here we go"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to domingo"
Floyd | >"What do you want now?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Tell me again about Foo Foo, but this time, tell me the truth."
Floyd | 2) "I'm going to take a look around."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Tell me again about Foo Foo, but this time, tell me the truth."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know what you're talking about."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I have a witness." You lean on the desk and stare him down, giving
Floyd | the words time to sink in. You need him to take the bait.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're lying," he squeaks. His eyes are all pupil. They twitch back
Floyd | and forth. So he is involved.
Floyd |
Floyd | You lean even closer. "Last night. In front of Dinosaur Island. The
Floyd | witness was in the store and heard everything you said." You prod him
Floyd | in the chest. "You going to come clean? Or are we doing this the hard
Floyd | way?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Domingo slowly rises to his feet. "Looks like I've got no other
Floyd | choice. Fortunately, my lawyer's arrived just in time."
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn to look where Domingo's pointing, and are surprised to see no
Floyd | one. While you're distracted, he ducks around you and scrambles out
Floyd | the door. For an older rat, he sure can move. You try to give chase,
Floyd | but it's difficult to maneuver around the piles of junk in the store,
Floyd | especially with your large wings getting in the way. Before you know
Floyd | it, he's gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You scold yourself for being so careless. The worst part of it is,
Floyd | you've been had by the oldest trick in the book. Maybe Murphy had
Floyd | better luck.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >By the Postbox
Floyd | You arrive at the barricade to find Murphy slumped against the wall.
Floyd | With a little help, he staggers to his feet.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry, Good," he says, brushing himself off. "Domingo came out of
Floyd | nowhere. Like a surprise kiss from someone you've only ever considered
Floyd | a friend and never sent any signals that indicated otherwise. I mean,
Floyd | not that I'd know anything about that. Anyway, what'd you do to piss
Floyd | him off?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Faked a witness. Nothing out of the ordinary."
Floyd |
Floyd | He unwraps a stick of gum and tosses it into his mouth. "Okay, now
Floyd | what? You have enough for a case?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hindering an investigation and assaulting a police officer. That's a
Floyd | month in the slammer, tops."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah. Fieldtown." Murphy chuckles.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Domingo is involved with Foo Foo somehow. What we need is hard
Floyd | evidence."
Floyd | 2) "Before he left, Domingo wanted me to catch a new cheesemonger
Floyd | called the Verde. Now I'm wondering why."
Floyd | 3) "Domingo won't stay gone for long. May take a few days, but we'll
Floyd | wrangle a confession out of him."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Wait wait wait"
Jacqueline says, "I mean, I guess we could give chase."
Jacqueline asks, "But isn't this also an opportunity to 'procure' the dagger?"
BrianK says, "Yeah, I think we can double back and take it"
Lionheart says, "Well, we could have done that any time if we had a way to pull it out"
Jacqueline says, "Oh, true. That's right."
Jacqueline says, "But at least now he won't giggle at us."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Domingo is involved with Foo Foo somehow. What we need is hard
Floyd | evidence."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Maybe there's something in his store," Murphy says. "I can get you a
Floyd | warrant in a few hours."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't have a few hours." Now that you think about it, you don't
Floyd | need a few hours. "You know Murphy, it's a shame Domingo left in such
Floyd | a hurry. He forgot to close up shop."
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy gives you a knowing smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
DavidW says, "But you could, of course XXXXXX the XXXXX or XXXXX the XXXXX."
BrianK says, "Aw man that was a choice and not a "we'll talk about all three of these"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | >By the Postbox
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"Before he left, Domingo wanted me to catch a new cheesemonger called
Floyd | the Verde. Now I'm wondering why."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You think there's a connection to Foo Foo?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not sure. But there's only one way to find out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you say so." He digs his toe into the sidewalk. "Anything else?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Did you mean we could of course GAG the DAVIDW or TELL the DW not to try to hint?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | >By the Postbox
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"Domingo won't stay gone for long. May take a few days, but we'll
Floyd | wrangle a confession out of him."
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy frowns. "Which brings us back to Foo Foo."
Floyd |
Floyd | You look over at the postbox. "I know, I know. He needs to be a goon
Floyd | by sundown." If only there were another way.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "time"
Floyd | >You should pick something to say.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Oh, right."
BrianK says, "Well the first option was the most telling, since it's hinting us to search the shop again"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >You send Murphy off again and peer into the postbox. "Still doing
Floyd | okay?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo responds with a miserable frown. Yep, he's doing fine. You
Floyd | close the postbox back up and wait for Murphy.
Floyd |
Floyd | "No sign of the rabbit," he says, clearly bothered by this routine.
Floyd | "Need anything else?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 2) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "When we're out of dialog mode I'm just curious if it's keeping track of time. I suspect it's not."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "time"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x sun"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Thanks"
Lionheart says, "No "a connection to Foo Foo" "But there's only one way to talk out.' (checks on foo foo) Foo foo has nothing to say."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e. e. n."
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former, though you never
Floyd | know. There could be something of use around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | An empty desk sits in the rear of the shop beneath a portrait of a
Floyd | pirate rat. The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get dagger"
Floyd | >As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nope, still not working. You don't think you'll pull it out like this.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get dagger.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g."
Floyd | >Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank on the dagger, but it doesn't come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the handle of the dagger, but it remains stuck in the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank on the dagger, but it doesn't come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the handle of the dagger, but it remains stuck in the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the handle of the dagger, but it remains stuck in the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the handle of the dagger, but it remains stuck in the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank on the dagger, but it doesn't come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Try as you might, the dagger stays stuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank on the dagger, but it doesn't come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Floyd | As much as you pull, the dagger won't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is definitely not the way to go about getting the dagger. You
Floyd | have a very strong feeling you need to do something else first.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "OK, now it has been tried 18 times"
BrianK says, "uhhhhh that was something that did not really need to be done"
Jacqueline says, "Oh, I was cool with it."
Jacqueline says, "He said 1 in 18 times. It was worth a shot."
BrianK says, "We probably need some sort of lubricant"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd | >Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former, though you never
Floyd | know. There could be something of use around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | An empty desk sits in the rear of the shop beneath a portrait of a
Floyd | pirate rat. The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd | >It's bare and has a single drawer. Of course there's only one drawer.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oh thank you"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd | >You open the drawer, revealing a book and some papers.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd | >It's called "Hypnotism and Snake Charming For Dummies".
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd | >There's a note written on the inside cover: "DomingoPage 95. One
Floyd | debt clean per mouse. You have my word."
Floyd |
Floyd | You flip to page 95. It describes the process for hypnotizing someone
Floyd | into bopping someone else on the head. Geez. They put this kind of
Floyd | stuff in books?
Floyd |
Floyd | So Domingo was hypnotizing Foo Foo all along. Seems he owed someone
Floyd | money. But who?
Floyd |
Floyd | You flip back to the handwriting on the inside cover. Handwriting
Floyd | you've seen before. You pull out Sabado's note to Finch and hold it up
Floyd | against the writing. Well what do you know. It's Sabado's all right.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "And even if it didn't work, it might have given a different response the 18th time."
BrianK says, "that's a weirdly specific hypnosis procedure"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x papers"
Floyd | >A bunch of gambling debts. Blackjack, craps, roulette. Someone should
Floyd | tell Domingo to stick to the penny slots.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "read papers"
Floyd | >A bunch of gambling debts. Blackjack, craps, roulette. Someone should
Floyd | tell Domingo to stick to the penny slots.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get book and papers"
Floyd | >book: You already have that.
Floyd | papers: Taken.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "This feels sort of Zootopia."
Lionheart says, "I like the handwriting comparison bit."
BrianK says, "So now we want to confront Sabado"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e.e."
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to sabado"
Floyd | >"What now?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I got your number, Sabado. You're behind the boppings."
Floyd | 2) "I'll leave you alone now."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I got your number, Sabado. You're behind the boppings."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh yeah? Where's your evidence?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You wave the hypnotism book around. His smile doesn't budge. "That
Floyd | could mean all kinds of things," he says. "Besides, you're still
Floyd | missing a motive." He picks some dirt out from beneath his nails. "You
Floyd | can't be saying I had my own customers bopped. That'd be bad for
Floyd | business."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know what's bad for business? Having all those field mice around
Floyd | when you're trying to buy up the street. Bar sales are peanuts
Floyd | compared to the money you've got behind you. Enough to pay off all of
Floyd | Domingo's debts and then some. So where's it coming from?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're right," Sabado admits after a brief pause. He hovers close to
Floyd | your face, breath like stale beer. "I got a lot of money behind me.
Floyd | Probably more than you'll ever see on an FPD salary. Let me guess. You
Floyd | have a cozy little studio somewhere. Maybe half your meals are ramen
Floyd | noodles. Maybe more. You could have a nicer place, you know. A much
Floyd | nicer place."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Reject the bribe.
Floyd | 2) Consider the offer.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "well, this is definitely a choice"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "any thoughts"
Jacqueline says, "Wait"
Jacqueline says, "Wait wait wait"
Jacqueline asks, "No is not a choice?"
Lionheart says, "Well, though 1's the most likely to bring about an abrupt ending, I vote 1"
Jacqueline says, "Oh wait."
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, I misread."
BrianK says, "Reject the bribe :P"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I read that as ACCEPT, probably because I was horrified."
Jacqueline laughs.
Jacqueline says, "So, don't ask me. I'm a goody-two-shoes"
BrianK says, "It could be one of those fake choices where "consider the offer" is just considering it and then rejecting it"
Jacqueline says, "If y'all want to consider it, consider it."
Lionheart says, "That's right, let's live up to our name"
Jacqueline says (to Brian), "Yeah"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"My apartment's perfect the way it is. Updated appliances, great
Floyd | location. Oh, and not obtained with bribe money."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Bribery?" The rat feigns disbelief like a debutante clutching her
Floyd | pearls. "Now you're just flinging accusations. I conduct all my
Floyd | business legally. You should be after the cheesemongers, not me."
Floyd |
Floyd | "One investigation at a time. Right now, it's about you making Foo Foo
Floyd | bop some mice."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes. Foo Foo." Sabado wraps his teeth around the rabbit's name. "You
Floyd | may or may not have heard about the Verde, but he's the latest in a
Floyd | string of wannabe kingpins. Foo Foo's one of his best dealers. The
Floyd | buyers call him Little Bunny."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pride yourself on your poker face, but this time, you're caught
Floyd | off guard. If Foo Foo's a dealer, he has you played.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado smirks. "Cat got your tongue? I thought you'd have known that
Floyd | already, Detective," he says. "My lawyers are holding onto evidence to
Floyd | prove Foo Foo's a dirty dealer, should it be necessary. If you put
Floyd | Little Bunny on the stand against me, I could easily discredit him."
Floyd |
Floyd | Damn. He's got you there. "What do you want, Sabado?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I want you to do your job. Find Foo Foo, put him in prison, and throw
Floyd | away the key. Alternatively, you could bring him to me. No harm would
Floyd | come to him. I'm just looking for some informationinformation that's
Floyd | valuable to me, and could be valuable to you as well. The choice is
Floyd | yours." He picks up a glass and rubs off a smudge, as if to say this
Floyd | conversation is over.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fine. Foo Foo's the one you need to speak with anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm heading out."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm heading out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when you've got something for me."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
Lionheart asks, "OK, wnt to go back and see the other response?"
BrianK says, "I guess we could"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I'm listening."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado smiles broadly. "You may or may not have heard about the Verde,
Floyd | but he's the latest in a string of wannabe kingpins. Foo Foo's one of
Floyd | his best dealers. The buyers call him Little Bunny."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pride yourself on your poker face, but this time, you're caught
Floyd | off guard. If Foo Foo's a dealer, he has you played.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado smirks. "Cat got your tongue? I thought you'd have known that
Floyd | already, Detective," he says. "My lawyers are holding onto evidence to
Floyd | prove Foo Foo's a dirty dealer, should it be necessary. All you need
Floyd | to do is find Foo Foo, put him in prison, and throw away the key.
Floyd | Alternatively, you could bring him to me. No harm would come to him.
Floyd | I'm just looking for some information. Then we can talk about making
Floyd | your living arrangements a little more comfortable." He picks up a
Floyd | glass and rubs off a smudge, as if to say this conversation is over.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fine. Foo Foo's the one you need to speak with anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm heading out."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Well, that was enlightening"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm heading out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when you've got something for me."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "There's also the puzzle of getting Sabado out of the bar so that we can investigate, but that might come naturally as part of the story"
Lionheart says, "Guess we've got a bunny to talk to"
Peregrine arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Peregrine disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w.w."
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w. nw. w. w. w."
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | The investigation is still underway. Finishing your romance novel will
Floyd | have to wait.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "ah I went one west too far"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "er whoops"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to murphy"
Floyd | >He stands at attention. "Yes?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Send him away briefly to check on Foo Foo.
Floyd | 2) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 3) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >Once Murphy is out of sight, you open the postbox and yank Foo Foo
Floyd | out by his ears. "Why didn't you tell me you were dealing cheese?" you
Floyd | spit. You want answers and you want them now.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm a detective. You think I wouldn't find out?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo twiddles his paws together. "They were going to evict...
Floyd | mother and I. We needed the money. Then I sort of stuck with it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "For crying out loud, Foo Foo, this is Fieldtown. We always need the
Floyd | money. You're making me look like a half-wit with all those extra
Floyd | chances." You close your eyes and count to ten. Long enough to let the
Floyd | anger drain from your blood. "Sabado wants me to bring you to him."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What are you going to do?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Keep him hidden. Get answers yourself.
Floyd | 2) Deliver him to Sabado.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "This looks choicey"
Peregrine arrives, full of fun and funk. Peregrine asks, "what's all this?"
BrianK says, "We're playing Foo Foo"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "version"
Floyd | >You should pick something to say.
Floyd |
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | >Once Murphy is out of sight, you open the postbox and yank Foo Foo
Floyd | out by his ears. "Why didn't you tell me you were dealing cheese?" you
Floyd | spit. You want answers and you want them now.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm a detective. You think I wouldn't find out?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo twiddles his paws together. "They were going to evict...
Floyd | mother and I. We needed the money. Then I sort of stuck with it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "For crying out loud, Foo Foo, this is Fieldtown. We always need the
Floyd | money. You're making me look like a half-wit with all those extra
Floyd | chances." You close your eyes and count to ten. Long enough to let the
Floyd | anger drain from your blood. "Sabado wants me to bring you to him."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What are you going to do?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Keep him hidden. Get answers yourself.
Floyd | 2) Deliver him to Sabado.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Well, this is the dark timeline where we considered the offer"
DavidW says, "mmhm"
Lionheart asks, "So maybe play the corruption angle all the way?"
Peregrine asks, "Who is Sabado? A bad guy?"
BrianK says, "Did that choice matter? We kind of got blindsided by the Foo Foo reveal anyway"
Jacqueline says, "Sure."
DavidW says, "Sabado is a tavern owner."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I'm taking you to him."
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo insists it's a ploy to wring more information from him all the
Floyd | way up to the bar's doorstep. That's when he starts to beg, but by
Floyd | then it's too late.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado joins you by the entrance in better spirits than usual. "Good!
Floyd | You brought Foo Foo. How... unexpected, but I'm no less delighted. I
Floyd | might even let you stick around if you stopped acting like a man all
Floyd | the time. Roughness doesn't suit a lovely creature like yourself."
Floyd |
Floyd | You refuse to let him get to you. "Funny, I was about to tell you the
Floyd | same thing."
Floyd |
Floyd | He snatches the now-frightened rabbit by the ears and drags him toward
Floyd | the door marked for employees. "Just keep an eye on the bar for me
Floyd | while I'm gone. This shouldn't take long."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't work for you," you say, but the retort falls flat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado stops. He turns his head round, looks you up and down, then
Floyd | lifts the rabbit slightly off the ground as if to show you his prize.
Floyd | "Don't you?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Several hours pass before Sabado returns, tossing the rabbit at your
Floyd | feet. "He's all yours, Detective." Foo Foo seems shaken but unharmed.
Floyd | He says nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What about my" you start, but the rat cuts you off.
Floyd |
Floyd | "He had nothing for me, so I have nothing for you."
Floyd |
Floyd | That's it then. You put all your chips on black, and got green. Serves
Floyd | you right, you suppose. Not much left to do now but bring Foo Foo to
Floyd | Murphy.
Floyd |
Floyd | (Press any key to continue.)
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Brian), "I wouldn't put it past this game to track our responses."
BrianK says, "Hmm true"
Peregrine asks, "Who is Murphy?"
Lionheart says, ""Don't you?" He got us there."
Jacqueline says (to Peregrine), "If you'd really like, you can @recap #clubfloyd 5000 or something."
DavidW says, "The ladybug co-worker."
Peregrine says (to Jacq), "wooot"
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, it's just that we've been playing 2 hours. It's a lot to catch up on."
BrianK says, "And you gotta recap floyd himself"
Peregrine says, "Understood."
Jacqueline says, "Oh, right."
BrianK says, "To get all the game text"
Jacqueline says, "Yes, @recap #Floyd 5000"
Jacqueline says (to Brian), "Thanks."
Lionheart says, "OK, let's earn our bad ending, then"
BrianK pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               *   *   *   *   *
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The next few months are brutal. You become the subject of a full
Floyd | internal review after Foo Foo filed a complaint. The committee
Floyd | assigned to your case keeps calling you in for more questions. They
Floyd | can't make heads or tails of what you were thinking. You were
Floyd | instructed to bring him in, only to hide him in a postbox? Then you
Floyd | identified a new suspect, but turned the rabbit over to him instead?
Floyd | Sabado never does give you any compensation, but it's not like you
Floyd | could have ever held him to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't dare step foot onto Lumpen Lane again.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Studio Apartment
Floyd | You finish one of your potboilers and turn out the light. The rain is
Floyd | heavy against the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | Thoughts creep into your skull and refuse to let you sleep. Thoughts
Floyd | about Holly, Foo Foo, Sabado, and the field mice.
Floyd |
Floyd | You shake them off. Nothing to worry over at all. You've managed to
Floyd | keep your job, and there's always tomorrow to look forward to.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's not like you could have made much more of a difference. It's
Floyd | fine. Everything ended up fine.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Peregrine says, "I think I'll just have a shower and come back to see if you won."
Jacqueline asks, "This is fine as in the meme This is Fine?"
Jacqueline says, "Okay, let's do the happy ethical time line now"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "restore" DavidW says, "You can definitely do better."
Lionheart says, "More of a guilty conscience everything is fine."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "er"
Floyd | Restore failed.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
BrianK says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd | > Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll handle Sabado. I need to figure out why he wants you. In the
Floyd | meantime, if you're dealing, then you know who the Verde is."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't lie to me, Foo Foo."
Floyd |
Floyd | He holds up a paw. "I swear to Gaia, I get the cheese from a dead drop
Floyd | in an alley behind a rowhouse."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What about the money from the sale? You leave it there too?"
Floyd |
Floyd | He looks around nervously. "I give the proceeds to the green fairy who
Floyd | runs a nearby food place. Honest."
Floyd |
Floyd | No. It can't be.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy's footsteps approach from around the corner. Without another
Floyd | word, you push Foo Foo back into the postbox.
Floyd |
Floyd | "No sign of the rabbit," Murphy says once he's returned to your side.
Floyd | "Everything okay? You don't look so good."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm fine. Thinking of an old friend."
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't confront her. Not yet. Not until you have something more
Floyd | concrete. You need to keep searching for clues.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 2) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Whoa"
BrianK says, "Man this story is getting better and better"
DavidW says, "This story has all sorts of twists and turns."
Lionheart says, "So noir."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I guess we can visit the cheesy trashcan"
Lionheart nods.
BrianK says, "the game doesn't want us to talk to Holly just yet so..."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | some papers
Floyd | a book
Floyd | Doohickey
Floyd | Big Tommy
Floyd | a pouch of wish powder
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | a chewed gum ball
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Sorry, I had to step away again for a sec. Did we deal with the shooter?"
DavidW says, "Not yet."
Jacqueline nods.
Lionheart says, "We figured we needed the dagger first"
BrianK says, "Not yet, that's part of the cutlass questline"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd | >You beat your wings and lift up into the sky. Thankfully, the weather
Floyd | is good for it. Nor are there any owls. You hate owls.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aside from Murphy at the barricade, the length of Lumpen Lane is
Floyd | empty. You descend back down to the ground.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Darn I was hoping we could fly over the buildings"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "There's also the puzzle of the mysterious bottle in the cabinet in Cameracopia"
BrianK says, "If anyone has ideas for that"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n.n."
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
DavidW mmphs
BrianK says, "er wait"
BrianK says, "it's the dinosaur store"
Lionheart asks, "Put gum on the wand and use it to get the bottle?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex sits at his workbench, working diligently on his next creation.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "The gum has to be useful for something."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put gum on wand"
Floyd | >You don't see any point in sticking the gum there.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "bah"
Lionheart says, "Something else sticklike then"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put gum on shovel"
Floyd | >You take the gum ball from your pocket and squish it onto the end of
Floyd | the handle. Gross.
Floyd |
BrianK exclaims, "aha!!!!"
Lionheart exclaims, "Bingo!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put shovel in cabinet"
Floyd | >That can't contain things.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "The wand really ought to work too."
BrianK says, "what's the correct syntax for this"
DavidW says, "Try hole, not cabinet."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put shovel in hole"
Floyd | >You carefully guide the shovel through the hole in the cabinet, and
Floyd | pressing the sticky end onto the bottle, you pull it back out. It's a
Floyd | bottle of Presto Remove-O.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can I borrow this?" you ask as you unstick the bottle.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure," Trex says. "I'm careful with my felt, so don't often need it."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x bottle"
Floyd | >The label says "Got something stuck? Get it unstuck! Removes stains
Floyd | and adhesives from carpets, clothes, furniture, and walls! Removes
Floyd | other things too! Warning: Do not ingest. May cause dizziness,
Floyd | fatigue, dry mouth, or death."
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Aha"
Lionheart says, "Dagger removeer"
BrianK says, "I guess it must be glued onto the wall"
Jacqueline says, "yup"
Lionheart says, "It's all falling into place"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w.w.nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former, though you never
Floyd | know. There could be something of use around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | An empty desk sits in the rear of the shop beneath a portrait of a
Floyd | pirate rat. The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put bottle on dagger"
Floyd | >You squeeze some of the Presto Remove-O onto the dagger. The orange
Floyd | gloop runs down the blade to where it meets the wall, and you swear
Floyd | you see the dagger give a little.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "pull dagger"
Floyd | >With a mighty tug, you wrench the dagger from the wall. Bingo was his
Floyd | name-O. You slide the dagger into your coat.
Floyd |
Lionheart exclaims, "To the second story window!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door, a second-story window is obscured by a pair
Floyd | of wooden shutters. The rat's pawn shop is back to the northwest.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd | >You spread your wings and leap into the air, coming to rest on the
Floyd | window sill.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open window with dagger"
Floyd | >That doesn't seem to be something you can unlock.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open shutter"
Floyd | >You slide the dagger in between the shutters and lift the latch.
Floyd | Piece of cake. The shutters swing open, and you leap inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Empty Bedroom
Floyd | It's clear this place hasn't been occupied in awhile. Mold creeps
Floyd | along the dirty walls and the sunken floorboards. The northeastern
Floyd | wall is partially missing, exposing a rotting staircase to the lower
Floyd | level. The open window leads back out to the street.
Floyd |
Floyd | A paper bag sits conspicuously in the center of the room.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "all right then"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x bag"
Floyd | >The bag is printed with the words "Feckless Pawn" and a picture of a
Floyd | smiling pirate rat. You notice some dirt stuck to the side of the bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the paper bag is some cheese.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get it"
Floyd | >Taken.
Floyd |
Lionheart exclaims, "To the Fieldtown Pawnshop Depository!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x cheese"
Floyd | >Looks like gouda, of the illegal variety.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I don't want to live in a world where gouda is illegal."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "taste cheese"
Floyd | >That's evidence. Wouldn't want to tamper with it.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I don't quite understand why cheese is illegal in the first place"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "smell cheese"
Floyd | >That's evidence. Wouldn't want to tamper with it.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "It's a narcotic for mice."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x dirt" Jacqueline says, "Missed oportunity to say: You can smell the cheese."
Floyd | >There's not much. Still, headquarters could probably determine where
Floyd | it came from. Maybe even get a fingerprint.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Oh"
BrianK asks, "Like, in real life?"
Jacqueline asks (of DW), "It's FOOD for mice, isn't it? Oh, or are they supposed to eat grains and stuff?"
Lionheart says, "Pretty easy to guess where that's from"
DavidW says, "Well, I'm guessing the rationale is ala catnip with cats. Like a drug."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Flooded Kitchen
Floyd | You make your way into a derelict kitchen long since stripped of its
Floyd | appliances. The floor is lost beneath a fairy-inch of standing water,
Floyd | either from a burst pipe or a leaky roof.
Floyd |
Floyd | A staircase leads up to the bedroom. Daylight leaks through cracks in
Floyd | the door to the north.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I think we're probably reading too deeply into this fictional world."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x water"
Floyd | >You'd prefer to interact with the dirty water as little as possible.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Like, there are fairies and talking animals, and we're concerned with why cheese is illegal."
Jacqueline says, "But still."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >You open the door and step through the threshold.
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse
Floyd | A door to the south leads into an abandoned rowhouse. Leaning against
Floyd | the house is a dented trashcan. The alley curves northwest and east.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell trashcan"
Floyd | >You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "apparently there's a real life drug called "cheese" so perhaps it's like a pun with that"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x trashcan"
Floyd | >It gives off a strong odor of cheese, but there's no cheese inside.
Floyd | Not anymore.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Flooded Kitchen
Floyd | You make your way into a derelict kitchen long since stripped of its
Floyd | appliances. The floor is lost beneath a fairy-inch of standing water,
Floyd | either from a burst pipe or a leaky roof.
Floyd |
Floyd | A staircase leads up to the bedroom. Daylight leaks through cracks in
Floyd | the door to the north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Empty Bedroom
Floyd | It's clear this place hasn't been occupied in awhile. Mold creeps
Floyd | along the dirty walls and the sunken floorboards. The northeastern
Floyd | wall is partially missing, exposing a rotting staircase to the lower
Floyd | level. The open window leads back out to the street.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Brian), "oho. Interesting."
BrianK says, "Anyway I think we can take the bag and get it forensicked"
Lionheart says, "Looks like tere's nothing else to see here"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "jump out window"
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to jump.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >You unfurl your wings and leap from the window, landing gently on the
Floyd | street below.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to murphy"
Floyd | >He stands at attention. "Yes?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Can you get the dirt on this bag analyzed?"
Floyd | 2) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Lionheart says, ">DUFFY, ANALYZE BAG"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Can you get the dirt on this bag analyzed?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure thing, Good." Murphy takes the bag and utters an incantation.
Floyd | The bag disappears in a flash of light. "I'll let you know when the
Floyd | results are in from the lab."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I guess the whole "bend in the road" thing is somewhat realistic to real-life roads but it sure deters us from spamming "west" or "east" to get to the other end of the road"
DavidW says, "I can't believe how much rain is suddenly falling."
DavidW says, "ilac"
BrianK says, "all right, what are our options"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | a curved dagger
Floyd | a bottle of Presto Remove-O
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | some papers
Floyd | a book
Floyd | Doohickey
Floyd | Big Tommy
Floyd | a pouch of wish powder
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "We have a fairy implicated to confront"
Jacqueline asks, "I was going to suggest we just wait?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "z" Lionheart says, "Or we could go see if we can get anything more from Sabado now"
Jacqueline asks, "Don't we need the evidence to confront?"
Floyd | >Time passes.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Yeah."
BrianK says, "I think the fact that we don't get the evidence immediately means that there's still a story lock"
Lionheart says, "I'm wondering if we're gonna use the wish powder to make one of the stuffed bunnies a witness next."
DavidW says, "The cheese might be the evidence; I don't remember."
Jacqueline says (to Brian), "Hm, true"
Lionheart says, "Since we still have another charge left"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Oh, right. We have two uses!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i=e"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "er"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, and a closed door to the north connects to
Floyd | what must be the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly smiles at you from behind the counter.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I can think of something yet untried, but I suspect it's not implemented."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put powder on rabbit"
Floyd | >Not while Holly's looking.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to holly"
Floyd | >"Hey there," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I've got work to do."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I've got work to do."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure, okay."
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, and a closed door to the north connects to
Floyd | what must be the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly smiles at you from behind the counter.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I guess we can go back to Sabado"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e.se.e.e.e."
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "talk to sabado"
Floyd | >"What now?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm heading out."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm heading out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Come back when you've got something for me."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado mutters to himself as he wipes down the bar.
Floyd |
Lionheart asks (of David), "OK, what's your idea?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "use flash"
Floyd | >A high-pitched whir sounds. The flash goes off, and the area briefly
Floyd | illuminates in a harsh light.
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "The portrait in the pawn shop. Could there be a safe behind it?"
Lionheart says, "Oh, worth a look"
DavidW says, "I don't think there is, but I'd still look."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'd also check with Murphy right away about the dirt."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | The dusty shop is chock full of useless junk, or valuable antiques,
Floyd | depending on your point of view. Yours is the former.
Floyd |
Floyd | An empty desk sits in the rear of the shop beneath a portrait of a
Floyd | pirate rat. The entrance to the south leads back to the street.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x portrait"
Floyd | >The oil painting depicts a rat pirate. Or a pirate rat. Whichever is
Floyd | the appropriate term.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "move it"
Floyd | >It's too far away.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look behind it"
Floyd | >It's too far away.
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on desk"
Floyd | >That's not something you can stand on.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "go behind desk"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "okay, that's a no go."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd | >It's bare and has a single drawer.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd | >You try not to make a habit of flying indoors. Not good for the head.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "also, if you're feeling kind, try giving Doohickey back to Trex."
Jacqueline says, "Aw, yeah. Let's"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex sits at his workbench, working diligently on his next creation.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give doohickey to trex"
Floyd | >Trex's eyes light up as you hand over the dinosaur. "Thank you
Floyd | again," he says, hugging his new pet tightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Take my advice, kid, and don't get too attached," you say. "He won't
Floyd | last too long. Nothing ever does."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "AW"
Lionheart (
Lionheart:(
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'll show myself out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Have a good day."
Floyd |
Floyd | Workshop
Floyd | The back room could use some tidying. Scraps of felt are everywhere. A
Floyd | crooked cabinet leans against a wall in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret tunnel to the south leads to the retail area.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trex plays with Doohickey on the floor.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | The display from the window continues throughout the store's interior,
Floyd | surrounding the space with a jurassic menagerie. The walls are covered
Floyd | with shelves upon shelves of felt dinosaurs. Incredibly, you can't
Floyd | find any two that look exactly alike. No wonder Holly's stuffed animal
Floyd | shop went under.
Floyd |
Floyd | A blue curtain has been pushed aside to reveal a secret tunnel to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane is back to the south.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use flash"
Floyd | >A high-pitched whir sounds. The flash goes off, and the area briefly
Floyd | illuminates in a harsh light.
Floyd |
BrianK asks, "Does talking to Fern give any new text?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" BrianK says, "She hasn't really been a part of the story that much"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to fern"
Floyd | >"What is it?" she chirps.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I'm going to look around."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know where to find me," she says before returning to her
Floyd | cleaning.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere. Someone, or something, wasn't
Floyd | happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is a closed door. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern is busy sweeping up broken glass. Finch is sitting quietly on the
Floyd | counter nearby.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to finch"
Floyd | >Finch doesn't respond to any attempts at conversation.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "analyze glass"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >Someone made sure no one gets in this way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd | >You spread your wings and leap into the air, coming to rest on the
Floyd | window sill.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yeah, you need to talk to Murphy again."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd | >Empty Bedroom
Floyd | It's clear this place hasn't been occupied in awhile. Mold creeps
Floyd | along the dirty walls and the sunken floorboards. The northeastern
Floyd | wall is partially missing, exposing a rotting staircase to the lower
Floyd | level. The open window leads back out to the street.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Flooded Kitchen
Floyd | You make your way into a derelict kitchen long since stripped of its
Floyd | appliances. The floor is lost beneath a fairy-inch of standing water,
Floyd | either from a burst pipe or a leaky roof.
Floyd |
Floyd | A staircase leads up to the bedroom. Daylight leaks through cracks in
Floyd | the door to the north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use flash"
Floyd | >A high-pitched whir sounds. The flash goes off, and the area briefly
Floyd | illuminates in a harsh light.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Nothing shiny underwater"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Empty Bedroom
Floyd | It's clear this place hasn't been occupied in awhile. Mold creeps
Floyd | along the dirty walls and the sunken floorboards. The northeastern
Floyd | wall is partially missing, exposing a rotting staircase to the lower
Floyd | level. The open window leads back out to the street.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use flash"
Floyd | >A high-pitched whir sounds. The flash goes off, and the area briefly
Floyd | illuminates in a harsh light.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >You unfurl your wings and leap from the window, landing gently on the
Floyd | street below.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >By the Postbox
Floyd | Murphy flags you down as you approach. "Hey, Good. I got the results
Floyd | from the bag and dirt for you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I could use some good news," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, there's no fingerprints, unfortunately. Was probably wearing
Floyd | gloves. The interesting part is that it's not dirt at all, but a
Floyd | mixture of water, wheat, barley, soy, pine nuts, corn starch, and a
Floyd | trace amount of mint. Some kind of food product. Not one that I've
Floyd | ever seen."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Leaves a bad taste in your mouth, actually." He cocks an eyebrow but
Floyd | says nothing. Holly has some explaining to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Anything else?" Murphy asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Ask for a hint.
Floyd | 2) "I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Oh"
Lionheart asks, "So was giving doohickey back what it was waiting fofr?"
BrianK says, "Nah I think we just needed to go and come back"
DavidW says, "no"
BrianK says, "Like when you revive a fossil in Pokemon"
Lionheart asks, "If we had picked a different one, would we get a trace amount of vanilla or whatever?"
DavidW asks, "maybe?"
BrianK says, "Most likely"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I'll check in with you later."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck catching the perp."
Floyd |
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Well, anyway, now we have something to talk to Holly about"
BrianK says, "Yup, that's the evidence we need"
Jacqueline says, "yep"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | Nearly noon by now. The air isn't circulating so well through the
Floyd | store. You loosen your coat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly is there waiting for you. The ambient light shimmers off her
Floyd | greenness. Green. The Verde. "Hey.  You doing okay?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You know Foo Foo."
Floyd |
DavidW straps in for the ride.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"You know Foo Foo."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What?" She stiffens.
Floyd |
Floyd | You move closer. "I said, you know Foo Foo. You knew him all along."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know what"
Floyd |
Floyd | You point at the toys on the walls. "The mouse down the street makes
Floyd | his dinosaurs from his imagination. But you"you point back at
Floyd | her"prefer them lifelike. That's why your stuffed rabbits look like
Floyd | Foo Foo. He was a regular visitor here. You didn't even realize you
Floyd | were modeling your toys after him."
Floyd |
Floyd | Silence, prolonged. Holly tiptoes around the counter, adjusts the
Floyd | collar of your shirt, gently smooths a wrinkle in your coat. Her
Floyd | bottom lip is quivering. She tries to calm it with her teeth, even
Floyd | smiles a little. "Please, Good. You've got it all wrong."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You were worried I'd find out about you, so you sent me after
Floyd | Domingo."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "man we're missing out on all the em-dashes"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"You were worried I'd find out about you, so you sent me after
Floyd | Domingo."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why are you saying these cruel"
Floyd |
Floyd | You slam a palm down on the counter. She flinches. "You flew into an
Floyd | abandoned rowhouse while I was investigating the other stores, dropped
Floyd | a coin you knew I'd pick up, and shot at me to lead me to the bag of
Floyd | cheese. Where'd you stash the revolver? Should I search the kitchen?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly collapses to her knees, hands pressed to her ears, shaking.
Floyd | "No... you mustn't..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "There was one flaw, Holl. You left a bit of the nibblet on the bag
Floyd | you planted. The same nibblet you broke apart to give me a sample. The
Floyd | mint-flavored one, remember? You hadn't made a single sale all
Floyd | morning."
Floyd |
Floyd | She buries herself in her hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Domingo was a former cheesemonger," you continue. "An easy target.
Floyd | Sure, it was a shaky setup at best. But once a criminal, always a
Floyd | criminal, am I right? I busted him before, and there was bad blood
Floyd | between us. I was bound to pursue him until I stumbled onto something
Floyd | new."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Please..."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You're the Verde."
Floyd |
BrianK says, "(sorry em-dashes are my favorite punctuation)"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Mine too!"
Lionheart says, "I love the PC's detectivework"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"You're the Verde."
Floyd |
Floyd | At this, she reaches up and grabs the bottom of your coat. "No. No I'm
Floyd | not." She's still shaking, but more resolute. Her face is wet.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The field mice are disappearing," you say. "The cheese business is
Floyd | suffering. And your best dealer is scooping up your customers and
Floyd | bopping them on the head. Everything's falling apart. Then who shows
Floyd | up but me, your old fling. Maybe I can solve your problems. Find the
Floyd | mice, throw Foo Foo in prison where he can't do any more harm. Get
Floyd | things back to the way they were, get the money flowing again. Sabado
Floyd | wants his rent after all."
Floyd |
Floyd | She grips your coat more tightly now, her green knuckles white. "Yes,"
Floyd | she says, barely above a whisper. "Yes, Sabado wanted his money. I
Floyd | sank everything I had into the toy store, and lost it all. His loan
Floyd | gave me a new start, but the interest was too high. The Verde offered
Floyd | me a way out. She" She stops herself.
Floyd |
Floyd | You sink down to the floor beside her. Tension wanes. It hurts that
Floyd | you made her cry, hurts real bad. You had to get the truth out of her,
Floyd | but you still hate that you did it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Her hands are warm under yours. You release them from your coat, one
Floyd | finger at a time.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "She?"
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "This is very noir."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"She?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I can't. I'm sorry." She lifts the corner of her apron and wipes the
Floyd | tears from her cheeks, leaving a smudge of brown food product behind.
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out to wipe it away, reaching out like you used to, but that
Floyd | was a decade ago, before you knew yourself and what you wanted, what
Floyd | you didn't realize you'd miss so much. "You got some mud stuff here,"
Floyd | you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | She laughs a little. "Mud stuff. Is that what you think of my food?"
Floyd | You can only smile. She grabs your hand. "Why did you leave me, Good?
Floyd | Where did I do wrong?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "That time at the holiday party. You and her." An obvious lie.
Floyd | 2) "I realized I wasn't in love with you." A severing lie.
Floyd | 3) "There were little things. The little schemes of yours. I left the
Floyd | wish squad because of them. I needed space." The truth.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Yeah I see why this is up for Best Game :)"
Jacqueline says, "Truth"
BrianK says, "My vote is for truth"
DavidW says, "I also vote truth"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "save" Jacqueline says (to LH), "That's not how we save."
DavidW says, "Now you'll have to give a savefile name."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf50"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Lh), "You just type 'press save'"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"There were little things. The little schemes of yours. I left the
Floyd | wish squad because of them. I needed space."
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly releases your hand. "I was a different fairy then, did things
Floyd | I'm not proud of. But I'd have given you what you needed, if you only
Floyd | asked. I'd have done anything for you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know. We didn't talk. Not like we're talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks into your eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) Kiss her.
Floyd | 2) Let it go.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "It's automated and keeps the files in sequence."
BrianK says, "I usually type 'push save' :>"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Jacqueline says, "Let it go. She's a criminal, unfortunately."
Lionheart asks, "How hardboiled are we?"
Jacqueline says, "We're Good."
Peregrine says, "I vote for kiss"
Peregrine says, "But then I'm a hopeless romantic :P"
Jacqueline says, "I may be the dissenting vote here."
Jacqueline says, "But kissing her is not appropriate."
Lionheart says, "I vote for being Stoic McGoodyGoody."
Jacqueline says, "We just saved, though, so whatever."
BrianK says, "I also vote let it go"
Peregrine says, "aw"
BrianK says, "since I feel like that's more in character for Good"
Lionheart says, "Guess the 2's have it."
Lionheart says (to Pere), "We can return to cf5 later"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >You turn and lean back against the counter, wrapping your arms around
Floyd | your knees. "We had a good time, you and me."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, we did." A break in the conversation. Holly straightens her
Floyd | legs and leans against the counter next to you. She's the first to
Floyd | speak again. "Listen, Good, you have to believe me. I wasn't ever
Floyd | going to shoot you. I couldn't shoot you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I didn't want to do any of it. I had to. She told me to."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Who told you to?"
Floyd |
BrianK says, "There's only one other She in this game.........."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Who told you to?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly doesn't answer your question. She takes your hand, presses
Floyd | something into it. A key. "This'll get you in. You swiped it from me
Floyd | when I wasn't looking."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Holl"
Floyd |
Floyd | She puts a finger on your lips. "Take my revolver. It's under the
Floyd | loose tile in the kitchen. You're going to need it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you can protest, she stands and opens the door to the kitchen.
Floyd | You rise to your feet.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, the kitchen to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly smiles at you from behind the counter.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Ooh, nice buildup of tension"
Peregrine says, "this is the end"
DavidW says, "Shame you can't count the pages to the end."
Lionheart says, "Yeah, feels like we're nearing the climax"
Peregrine exclaims, "gunfight!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | You're surprised to see only a small portion of the space is set aside
Floyd | for food preparation. The rest is dedicated to the construction of
Floyd | stuffed animals, mid-production, as if operations had never stopped.
Floyd | It's likely they didn't.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large bucket of wish powder stands in the corner. The tiled floor is
Floyd | stained purple where hastily scooped quantities were spilled.
Floyd |
Floyd | The retail area is directly south, and the back door to the place is
Floyd | north.
Floyd |
Peregrine exclaims, "find that loose tile!!!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get more powder"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get powder"
Floyd | >(the pouch of wish powder)
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "search tiles"
Floyd | >You step on the tiles one by one until you find the one that shifts
Floyd | under your weight. Lifting it slightly, you reach underneath and pull
Floyd | out a small revolver.
Floyd |
Floyd | Five bullets, one missing. You grin, thinking of Holly, your hat in
Floyd | her sights. You're glad her aim wasn't low.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "So blaze'."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd | >You haven't seen that much wish powder in a long time. Maybe not
Floyd | ever. How did Holly get all this? It's probably worth a fortune.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your pouch has enough wish powder for another spell, so you won't need
Floyd | any more.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x animals"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Yeah, but we could have an army of animated Foo foos"
Jacqueline says, "haha"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >You unlock the door and step into the alley.
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | The alley arrives from the southeast and ends at a wall. There's a
Floyd | rear entrance to Get Your Nibbles to the south.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse
Floyd | A door to the south leads into an abandoned rowhouse. Leaning against
Floyd | the house is a dented trashcan. The alley curves northwest and east.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind Cameracopia
Floyd | The alley runs east and west behind the rowhouses and shops. An empty
Floyd | dumpster is not quite pushed up against the wall opposite the store.
Floyd |
Floyd | The closed door to the south is likely a rear entrance to Cameracopia.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "unlock door with key"
Floyd | >The key turns in the lock, the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | About a dozen surprised cuddly toys halt their activities to look at
Floyd | you. Several of them were pushing a large wheel of cheddar through a
Floyd | band saw. Several more were weighing and sorting smaller chunks of
Floyd | various cheeses into plastic bags. A zebra in a visor with thick
Floyd | spectacles was counting a pile of banknotes.
Floyd |
Floyd | You recognize them as the same makes from the shelves in Holly's shop.
Floyd | Lions, tigers, and bears, all beautifully crafted, lifelike. Malice
Floyd | flashes in their beady plastic eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | They reach into their own stuffing and withdraw a handgun each. They
Floyd | start shooting. Bullets fly. You duck behind a nearby dumpster, just
Floyd | in time. Their shots impact the wall next to you in scattered puffs of
Floyd | cement dust.
Floyd |
Floyd | You cock your revolver. This could get ugly.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "well"
Lionheart says, "o_o"
Peregrine says, "Five bullets. Half a dozen henchmen. We're screwed."
Lionheart says, "See? See? I told you we needed a platoon of Foo Foos"
Jacqueline says, "What Lionheart emoted."
DavidW says, "This is what the dumpster's for. Cover from gunshots."
BrianK says, "great foreshadowing"
BrianK asks, "So... any ideas?"
Jacqueline asks, "Can we use wishes?"
Peregrine says, "Identify our targets first."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x toys"
Floyd | >Lions and tigers and bears, bearing pistols.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shoot zebra"
Floyd | >You peek around the dumpster and fire at the closest toy. A bear,
Floyd | making his way toward the door. The shot catches him square in the
Floyd | head. He goes tumbling into a pile of his own stuffing.
Floyd |
Floyd | One down, only 4 bullets left. The math isn't in your favor. You'll
Floyd | need to think of something else.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "we're not great shots"
Peregrine says, "well, we're good but..."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shoot band saw"
Floyd | >You don't think that'll do you much good.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "We just got a headshot, I think we're pretty good shots :P"
Peregrine says, "Yeah, but we wanted the zebra specifically, not a random bear :P"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "push dumpster south"
Floyd | >The dumpster cannot be pushed from place to place.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Can we, like, examine the environment somehow"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd | >Behind Cameracopia
Floyd | You're taking shelter behind a dumpster in the narrow alley.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open door to the south, a gang of pistol-wielding cuddly
Floyd | toys attempts to pump you full of lead. Not the kind of day you were
Floyd | expecting to have.
Floyd |
Floyd | You look around for anything that can help. Cheese wheels, stacks of
Floyd | cash, a chandelier. You're going to have to improvise.
Floyd |
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "x chandelier"
Floyd | >It hangs from the ceiling, flickering.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "aha"
BrianK says, "Aha"
Peregrine says, "this is the old classic"
Peregrine says, "drop the chandelier, burn the toys"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
Jacqueline says, "Awesome"
Sparkle arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shoot chandelier"
Floyd | >You take aim at the chandelier and fire. Your shot finds the cord
Floyd | perfectly, and the entire thing crashes onto the table below. You got
Floyd | one, maybe two toys trapped underneath, but the rest keep firing.
Floyd | Fortunately, they're terrible shots.
Floyd |
Floyd | Think, Good. There's got to be something.
Floyd |
Floyd | You take another look. With the chandelier out of the way, you can now
Floyd | see the nozzle of an overhead sprinkler jutting out from the ceiling.
Floyd |
Sparkle asks, "Are you guys playing a game right now?"
Peregrine says, "Yes"
Lionheart says, "Yep, same one we started when you elft earlier"
BrianK says, "Talk in the channel guys :P" Lionheart says, "Think we're near the end tho"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x sprinkler"
Floyd | >It's just barely visible through the doorway, jutting out from the
Floyd | ceiling.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I guess we can just shoot the sprinkler now"
Peregrine says, "You're sure about this? It seems too easy."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shoot sprinkler"
Floyd | >The target is small, so you're careful. You pull the trigger, the
Floyd | nozzle is torn off. Water sprays out over the room, running down the
Floyd | walls, covering the cheese. The animals scramble to protect
Floyd | themselves, but it's too late. Their wish powder washes off,
Floyd | collecting into purple puddles on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | One by one the animals drop, lifeless. The water decreases to a steady
Floyd | stream, and then a slow trickle. Finally, silence, punctuated by the
Floyd | occasional drip.
Floyd |
Floyd | (Press any key to step inside.)
Floyd |
Sparkle says, "You guys are still playing this game? I thought that you finished it. I guess not. Well, I will come back later." Jacqueline says, "AHA"
Lionheart says, "Ohhhh"
Peregrine says, "that was easy"
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Cheese Room
Floyd | The room is smaller than it looked through the doorway. You cross it
Floyd | swiftly, careful not to touch anything. CSI can handle this mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | The inside door is abruptly kicked in. You raise your revolver and
Floyd | find a shotgun pointed at your head.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fern. She's still wearing her apron. Her eyes shine a brilliant green.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Drop your gun," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You first, Verde," you reply. "There could still be a ghost around."
Floyd |
Floyd | She laughs. "I hope you didn't actually believe that. The last thing I
Floyd | wanted was the police sniffing around." She motions for you to put
Floyd | your weapon on the table.
Floyd |
Floyd | Neither of you move. When she speaks again, her words are marinated in
Floyd | irritation. "You should have left it alone."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Not my fault you're breaking the law."
Floyd | 2) "Someone needs to keep the cheese off the streets."
Floyd | 3) "Putting cheesemongers away is my idea of fun."
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "What's this about cheese being illegal? lol"
Sparkle has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Jacqueline says, "That is the quote of the game: 'Someone needs to keep the cheese off the streets.'"
Peregrine says, "I vote for 2)"
Lionheart says, "I like 2 too"
BrianK says, "I wonder what it would be like if we had used our last shot for the sprinkler"
Lionheart asks, "Same, but we'd be bluffing?"
DavidW says, "I think this choice is whatevs. The next two choices will be more tricky."
BrianK says, "Yeah that would be the simplest solution"
Peregrine rabbit punches the dummy.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"Someone needs to keep the cheese off the streets."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ha!" Fern chirps mockingly. "Do you really think the Mayor and his
Floyd | cronies don't enjoy a plate of cheese with their wine at the end of a
Floyd | long day's work? The Prohibition only punishes the lowest among us, by
Floyd | design. I'm here to level the field."
Floyd |
Floyd | You look over at the piles of cash on the table. "You're a regular
Floyd | bleeding heart. Then all this cash must be... what? Appropriate
Floyd | compensation? Tell me again who's taking advantage of the lowest among
Floyd | us."
Floyd |
Floyd | She shakes her head. "I'm going to buy back this street. Make it a
Floyd | home for the field mice again. Sabado won't sell, but his backers
Floyd | willcapitalists can always be bought if the price is right." She
Floyd | tightens her grip on her gun. "I'm going to ask you this once. Are you
Floyd | with me, or against me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You made your point, and I hear it." With her.
Floyd | 2) "I don't make the law. I enforce it." Against her.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "oh it's Prohibition"
Peregrine says, "cheese = alcohol"
DavidW says, "Fermentation"
Lionheart asks, "And alcohol = cheese?"
Peregrine asks, "She's got a gun to our head. Are we seriously going against her?"
Jacqueline says, "Yes"
Lionheart says, "Yeah"
BrianK asks, "Well, we also have a gun pointed at her don't we?"
Peregrine says, "No, she made us put it down"
BrianK says, "whoops not reading carefully enough"
Lionheart exclaims, "Stoic McUncompromiseypants will never bend to evil!"
Peregrine asks, "wait, it's not clear if we still have the gun?"
BrianK says, "Hmm it says "neither of you move" so we might still have the gun"
Peregrine says, "hmhm"
Peregrine exclaims, "Enforce the law!!!!"
Lionheart says, "She demanded we put it down. We chose not to."
Jacqueline asks, "Regardless, we aren't going to break the law, are we?"
Peregrine says, "Enforce it"
BrianK says, "All right, 2 it is"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"I don't make the law. I enforce it."
Floyd |
Floyd | She clicks her tongue disapprovingly. "Then I'm afraid this is where
Floyd | we must part. Goodbye, Detective. It's been"
Floyd |
Floyd | BONG!
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly bops Fern over the head with a frying pan, and the bird crumples
Floyd | to the floor in an undignified heap. She must have snuck in through
Floyd | the front.
Floyd |
Floyd | You look into each other's eyes, seconds stretched to little
Floyd | eternities. You want to thank her for saving your life, but the right
Floyd | words won't come.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I had to know," she says. "When you write your report, are you going
Floyd | to turn me in? For my part in all this, I mean."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I... have to be honest. I'm sorry." Turn her in.
Floyd | 2) "My report might be missing a few details." Let her off.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Now here's a harder choice."
Peregrine exclaims, "Let her off!!!!!"
Peregrine exclaims, "For f***'s sake, she saved us!"
Jacqueline says, "Nope. Still 1."
Peregrine shoots Jacqueline.
Jacqueline says, "Then again, I used to be a cop, so possibly you all should ignore my idealism."
Lionheart says, "Sorry Pere. We'll go back to cf5 later for the love conquers all ending"
DavidW says, "You'll want to see both sides of this choice, I think."
Peregrine says, "That's all right."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yeah. I agree."
Lionheart says, "I say turn her in"
BrianK says, "I suppose we can save here"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf7"
Floyd | >Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I... have to be honest. I'm sorry."
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly nods, bites her lip, forces a smile. "It's okay. I always
Floyd | admired your personal code of honor. I'm... glad I could see you one
Floyd | last time." She turns to leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Holly, wait!" you shout after her, but she's already through the door
Floyd | and out onto the street, spreading her wings and taking off. You slow
Floyd | once you reach the sidewalk, watching as she disappears into the great
Floyd | blue distance.
Floyd |
Floyd | You already know you won't see her again. You hope she'll go far away
Floyd | from Fieldtown. Maybe she'll find the field mice, find the right woman
Floyd | who can make her happy, make a nice life for herself. Maybe you ought
Floyd | to do the same thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | Not much left to do now except open the postbox and end this.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | By the Postbox
Floyd | Aging rowhouses, broken sidewalk, flickering street lamp. It's Lumpen
Floyd | Lane all right.
Floyd |
Floyd | A police barricade keeps onlookers out, and more importantly, everyone
Floyd | else in. The road heads east from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy leans against a public postbox, keeping watch.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open postbox"
Floyd | >You open the postbox and pull out a frightened Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | "He was in there the whole time?" Murphy exclaims, slapping his
Floyd | forehead. "How did you know?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Doesn't matter, he's innocent." You toss Murphy the book. "Check the
Floyd | note on the inside cover. Foo Foo was hypnotized."
Floyd |
Floyd | Murphy takes a minute to look through the pages. "So it was Domingo
Floyd | all along?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You shrug. "Sabado, but we'll leave it to the DA to put a case
Floyd | together. Even if we catch Domingo, he'd never squeal. At least we can
Floyd | spare the innocent party." You both look at the rabbit.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does this mean I'm free to go?" Foo Foo asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | You chuckle. "Yes, you're free to go. But if I see you again, it's
Floyd | Goontown for you."
Floyd |
Floyd | The rabbit thanks you profusely, and waving goodbye, he hops down the
Floyd | lane.
Floyd |
Floyd | (Press any key to continue.)
Floyd |
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | Murphy munches on another stick of gum. "I guess everything turned out
Floyd | all right."
Floyd |
Floyd | You shake your head. "Have headquarters send the boys over to the
Floyd | camera shop. They'll find the latest cheesemonger out cold, along with
Floyd | enough cheese and cash to buy the city."
Floyd |
Floyd | You've stunned Murphy once again. A notable feat, considering he can
Floyd | see shades of the future. "What's happened, Good?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I've had all I can take of Lumpen Lane. You take it from here." Hands
Floyd | in pocket, you head home. You want to savor your last memories with
Floyd | Holly over a nice glass of mint schnapps.
Floyd |
Floyd | They might be all you'll ever have.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
BrianK says, "Hmmm"
DavidW says, "Now try letting Holly off."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "cf7"
Floyd | > Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"My report might be missing a few details."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, Good. You don't know how much this means to me." She bends down
Floyd | to check on Fern, make sure she's breathing. "I can't ask you to do
Floyd | anything else for me. It wouldn't be right."
Floyd |
Floyd | You tighten your jaw. This is the Holly you were trying to forget.
Floyd | "What is it Holl?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, Fern made my loan payments to Sabado for me, provided I kept up
Floyd | a steady supply of cheap labor. But she also had to buy all that wish
Floyd | powder, which meant no money for principal until business ramped up.
Floyd | If you can find the contract I signed at Sabado's, we can rip it up,
Floyd | and I can be free of him forever."
Floyd |
Floyd | "To do that, I'd have to find a way inside. He's only interested in
Floyd | Foo Foo."
Floyd |
Floyd | She smiles prettily. "Maybe you can fool him into thinking you found
Floyd | Foo Foo. I don't know, you'll think of something. I can wait for you
Floyd | here, and keep on eye on the bird."
Floyd |
Floyd | "And if I don't?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then I'll just have to manage." She picks up the shotgun and finds a
Floyd | comfortable spot to sit. "Also, I saw the rat bury a spare key in the
Floyd | dirt by the bar. He didn't realize I was spying. You may need to keep
Floyd | digging for it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Cheese Room
Floyd | The room was a distribution center for the Verde's illegal cheese
Floyd | ring. Large wheels of cheddar and swiss are stacked in the corner near
Floyd | a band saw for slicing. Scale weights, plastic bags, and inventory
Floyd | logs are scattered about the large table in the center of the room,
Floyd | along with cubes of various cheeses. In one corner is a small table,
Floyd | where stacks of cash are arranged into neat piles next to a counting
Floyd | machine. Everything is soaking wet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The bodies of a dozen or so stuffed animals lie strewn across chairs
Floyd | or on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Holly keeps watch over the unconscious Fern near the door to the west.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "aha"
Lionheart says, "Oh! More game"
BrianK says, "I knew the dirt in the bar was something"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get cubes"
Floyd | >Better to leave everything in here alone. Let CSI handle it.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get money"
Floyd | >Let CSI handle it.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind Cameracopia
Floyd | The alley runs east and west behind the rowhouses and shops. An empty
Floyd | dumpster is not quite pushed up against the wall opposite the store.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cheese room is through the doorway south.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse
Floyd | A door to the south leads into an abandoned rowhouse. Leaning against
Floyd | the house is a dented trashcan. The alley curves northwest and east.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Flooded Kitchen
Floyd | You make your way into a derelict kitchen long since stripped of its
Floyd | appliances. The floor is lost beneath a fairy-inch of standing water,
Floyd | either from a burst pipe or a leaky roof.
Floyd |
Floyd | A staircase leads up to the bedroom. Daylight leaks through cracks in
Floyd | the door to the north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind an Abandoned Rowhouse
Floyd | A door to the south leads into an abandoned rowhouse. Leaning against
Floyd | the house is a dented trashcan. The alley curves northwest and east.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Behind Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | The alley arrives from the southeast and ends at a wall. There's a
Floyd | rear entrance to Get Your Nibbles to the south, the door left open.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Where are you going :P"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Only a small portion of the space is set aside for food preparation.
Floyd | The rest is dedicated to the construction of stuffed animals,
Floyd | mid-production, as if operations had never stopped.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large bucket of wish powder stands in the corner. The tiled floor is
Floyd | stained purple where hastily scooped quantities were spilled.
Floyd |
Floyd | The retail area is directly south, and the alley is north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | If it weren't for the display case of muddy nibblet things, you'd have
Floyd | mistaken this place for a toy store. The walls are painted a cheery
Floyd | yellow and lined with shelves full of cuddly toys. The stuffed rabbits
Floyd | look curiously like Foo Foo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit is to the south, the kitchen to the north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put powder on doll"
Floyd | >You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put powder on rabbit"
Floyd | >You sprinkle some powder on a stuffed rabbit.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yaaas"
BrianK says, "Oh right"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wave wand at rabbit"
Floyd | >I only understood you as far as wanting to wave Big Tommy.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd | >You wave Big Tommy.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "point it"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point wand at rabbit"
Floyd | >Here goes nothing. You point your wand at the stuffed rabbit.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Flippity, floppity, foo," you chant. With a sharp intake of air, the
Floyd | stuffed rabbit comes to life. He's disoriented for only a moment
Floyd | before he falls in line behind you, wiggling his nose happily.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x rabbit"
Floyd | >His resemblance to Foo Foo is uncanny.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Get Your Nibbles
Floyd | A small food joint is sandwiched between the derelict rowhouses, its
Floyd | entrance to the north. Lumpen Lane runs east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x rabbit"
Floyd | >His resemblance to Foo Foo is uncanny.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "kiss rabbit"
Floyd | >He's fine the way he is.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Feckless Pawn
Floyd | You stand outside your least favorite pawn shop. The entrance to the
Floyd | store is north. The road in front curves west and southeast.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Bend In the Road
Floyd | The sidewalk wraps around an old rowhouse and continues east. High
Floyd | above the boarded-up door is an open window. The rat's pawn shop is
Floyd | back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >The Forest
Floyd | You enter the bar and its earthy smells. A hint of decay clings to the
Floyd | air. You wonder what people see in this place.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado joins you by the entrance in better spirits than usual. "Good!
Floyd | You brought Foo Foo. How... unexpected, but I'm no less delighted. I
Floyd | might even let you stick around if you stopped acting like a man all
Floyd | the time. Roughness doesn't suit a lovely creature like yourself."
Floyd |
Floyd | You refuse to let him under your skin. "Funny, I was about to tell you
Floyd | the same thing."
Floyd |
Floyd | He snatches the now-frightened rabbit by the ears and drags him to the
Floyd | area marked for employees. "Just keep an eye on the bar for me while
Floyd | I'm gone. This shouldn't take long."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't work for you," you say, but the retort falls flat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado stops. He turns his head round, looks you up and down, then
Floyd | lifts the rabbit slightly off the ground as if to show you his prize.
Floyd | "Don't you?"
Floyd |
Floyd | He leaves through the door and is gone, closing it firmly behind him.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >You thrust the shovel into the dirt and unearth some kind of bone. A
Floyd | rib, you guess. Digging again, you uncover more ribs.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thought crosses your mind. You stumble backwards, away from the
Floyd | bones. Your stomach turns. These couldn't belong to the field mice,
Floyd | could they?
Floyd |
BrianK says, "whaaaaaaaat"
Peregrine says, "sudden twist"
DavidW says, "So many twists in this game."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >You force yourself to dig somewhere else. Even more bones.
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Indeed"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >Bones. Is this a bar or a graveyard? You're not sure you want to
Floyd | know.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >Huh. They're all ribs.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "...wait they're just ribs"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >This time, you discover a small metal object. You pick it up and
Floyd | clean off the dirt. It's a key, large and cast in iron.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "that is weird"
Peregrine asks, "why just ribs?"
BrianK says, "No as in, BBQ ribs"
DavidW says, "Thursday Night special."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
BrianK says, "Haha they totally led us on"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "search bar"
Floyd | >A plain wooden bar. There's a letter tucked in with the barware.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get letter"
Floyd | >Taken.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd | >You were hoping this would be the contract Holly was looking for to
Floyd | spare you some trouble. It's not. Trouble never lets you off that
Floyd | easy.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's addressed to Sabado Verdeterre and signed by Hannibal Sistrum as
Floyd | Executive Vice President of Diamond Inc. You skim through the
Floyd | legalese. It announces a Real Estate Investment Trust for the creation
Floyd | of Alabaster Estates to be built over the existing Lumpen Lane.
Floyd | There's a whole lot of money in it for Sabado, provided he can get
Floyd | ownership of the entire street and get rid of the cheese to improve
Floyd | the neighborhood's reputation.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you can't find the provider, you eliminate the buyers. Perhaps by
Floyd | bopping them on the head during a transaction. Proof of a motive,
Floyd | though still tenuous at best.
Floyd |
Peregrine exclaims, "evidence!!"
Peregrine says, "now find that effing contract before things turn sour"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "dig"
Floyd | >You don't want to dig any more.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd | >The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while a closed door to the north behind the bar
Floyd | reads "Employees Only". A lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in
Floyd | the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | With Sabado gone, the bar counter stands alone.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x key"
Floyd | >An iron key.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | >It's locked.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "unlock door"
Floyd | >The key turns, and you open the door a crack. The light from torches
Floyd | mounted on the wall dances across a stone staircase, spiraling
Floyd | downwards. You're reminded of what Holly said earlier about an animal
Floyd | cult.
Floyd |
Floyd | No. It was a bunch of nonsense. Though you swear you can hear a
Floyd | rattling sound, coming from down below.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "eerie"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >Below the Forest
Floyd | You descend the stairs slowly, making as little noise as possible. The
Floyd | rattling sound grows louder. Reaching the bottom, you keep crouched by
Floyd | the stairs and glance around the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stone archway opens into a large vaulted chamber, barely lit by
Floyd | torches on the wall. Across the room, a great white beast twists and
Floyd | bucks about wildly, hissing and rattling.
Floyd |
Floyd | A rattlesnake. Here, in Fieldtown. You hold your breath.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado stands close to the snake, chanting in an unknown language. In
Floyd | the far corner lies the stuffed rabbit, lifeless once again.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "this game has every crime-related trope"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "bop sabado"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Genevieve says, "Sounds like I've missed a good one."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x snake"
Floyd | >A great beast, thrashing about. The bone-white segments on the end of
Floyd | the tail rattle incessantly.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x sabado"
Floyd | >He's tall for a rat, graying in broad patches, joints that bend at
Floyd | sharp angles. You're not sure if he has an expression besides scowl.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x rabbit"
Floyd | >A lifeless stuffed rabbit.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "I'm not totally sure what the game wants us to do"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | >You shift your weight for a better position and knock a piece of
Floyd | brick off the wall. It clatters noisily to the floor. Both snake and
Floyd | rat turn to look at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado ceases his chanting. "Get the rabbit out of here!" he shouts at
Floyd | you. "Get rid of anything with wish powder on it!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why?" you shout back.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Shut up and do it!"
Floyd |
Genevieve says, "It wants you to give me all your money. ;-)"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get rabbit"
Floyd | >You run for the rabbit, but the snake twists directly into your path.
Floyd | You duck as a coil strikes the wall above you, leaving a spider's web
Floyd | of cracks behind. The beast could crush you with ease.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I can't get to the rabbit!" you shout.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm doing what I can," Sabado replies. "You have to find a way!"
Floyd |
Floyd | How are you going to back the snake away from the rabbit? He's asking
Floyd | the impossible.
Floyd |
Genevieve says, "Oh, and to help you with coding. :-P Sorry, couldn't resist."
Lionheart says, "Hypnotize it"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hypnotize snake"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd | >The note on the inside cover reads: "DomingoPage 95. One debt clean
Floyd | per mouse. You have my word."
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Darn"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd | >It's called "Hypnotism and Snake Charming For Dummies".
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "charm snake"
Floyd | >I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
BrianK says, "Oh, wait, there's an object we haven't used yet"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "use flash"
Floyd | >You activate the flash. The light is nearly blinding in the dimness
Floyd | of the chamber, but the effect is immediate. The snake recoils into
Floyd | the opposite corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Now's your chance.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Ahh"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get rabbit"
Floyd | >You grab the rabbit, turn, and get out of there, deciding that if you
Floyd | live through the day, you're finally going to trash these heels.
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake resumes thrashing about the chamber, the effects of the
Floyd | flash worn off.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd | >But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd | >
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while the door to the north is open slightly. A
Floyd | lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | With Sabado gone, the bar counter stands alone.
Floyd |
Peregrine asks, "OK so Sabado fed those field mice to the snake?"
DavidW says, "I can't say yet."
BrianK says, "I think we can drop the rabbit here and go back down"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "drop rabbit"
Floyd | >Dropped.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | >Below the Forest
Floyd | You return to the chamber at the bottom of the stairs. The snake
Floyd | continues a violent dance.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I said, get rid of everything with wish powder on it!" Sabado shouts
Floyd | before returning to his chant.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "1 mouse per debt is what it said"
BrianK says, "do we have anything else with wish powder"
DavidW says, "The pouch."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd | >
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while the door to the north is open slightly. A
Floyd | lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | With Sabado gone, the bar counter stands alone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You left a stuffed rabbit here.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are carrying:
Floyd | a letter
Floyd | an iron key
Floyd | a revolver
Floyd | a curved dagger
Floyd | a bottle of Presto Remove-O
Floyd | a shovel
Floyd | some papers
Floyd | a book
Floyd | Big Tommy
Floyd | a pouch of wish powder
Floyd | an Edgerton flash
Floyd | a handwritten note
Floyd | your badge
Floyd | a mugshot
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "drop pouch"
Floyd | >Dropped.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Also, if we still had Doohickey."
Peregrine says, "I'm baffled by Sabado's reaction to our presence."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | >Below the Forest
Floyd | Returning to the subterranean chamber, you find the albino rattlesnake
Floyd | now docile, coiled up the corner. Sabado looks worn down, but still
Floyd | grumpy. They speak to each other in hushed tones. You hear the words
Floyd | "trespassed illegally".
Floyd |
Floyd | Sometimes the best defense is a good offense. You work yourself up
Floyd | into a mock rage. "Just what in Gaia's name is going on down here?"
Floyd | you shout, stomping across the stone floor, waving a fist in the air.
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake shrinks away apologetically. Sabado isn't as easily cowed,
Floyd | but he decides to play nice. "Detective, I'd like you to meet my
Floyd | business associate, Mr. Sistrum. Mr. Sistrum, Detective Good Fairy."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pleassse, call me Hannibal," the snake says. He bows slightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Forgive me if I forget my manners," you say. "It sometimes happens
Floyd | when I'm almost crushed to death."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hannibal suffers from allergies," says Sabado. "His most severe being
Floyd | wish powder. Even being in the same room is enough to send him into a
Floyd | fit." He thrusts a finger at you. "And it was your dirty,
Floyd | powder-covered trick which caused this latest attack."
Floyd |
Floyd | Hannibal rests his rattle on the rat's shoulder. "Peace, friend. She
Floyd | couldn't have known about my allergy."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I want to know why she tried to fool us in the first place," Sabado
Floyd | says.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You didn't give me the impression you weren't going to hurt Foo
Floyd | Foo."
Floyd | 2) "I wanted to find out what you were after."
Floyd | 3) "I wasn't planning on handing over Foo Foo. I only wanted a way
Floyd | in."
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Let's play it as if we're two steps ahead, and go 3"
Peregrine says, "3"
Jacqueline says, "okay"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"I wasn't planning on handing over Foo Foo. I only wanted a way in."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado smirks. "And here you are. With a warrant, I'm sure."
Floyd |
Floyd | "We were only trying to determine the identity of the Verde," Hannibal
Floyd | cuts in. Sabado throws him a sharp look, but the snake continues. "The
Floyd | neighborhood is important to us. We want to help facilitate the
Floyd | removal of the cheessse. Surely you want the same."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "All taken care of. Fern is the Verde. She'll be in police custody
Floyd | shortly."
Floyd | 2) "All taken care of. The Verde will be in police custody shortly."
Floyd | 3) "Not any of my business, actually."
Floyd |
Peregrine asks, "2?"
BrianK says, "sounds good"
Lionheart says, "1's not too smart, but it would be interesting to see his reaction."
Lionheart says, "But 2's the way to go I think."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >"All taken care of. The Verde will be in police custody shortly."
Floyd |
Floyd | Both of them look surprised. "Who is it?" Sabado asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You'll have to read the papers tomorrow to find out," you reply. "Now
Floyd | it's my turn for a question." Hannibal inclines his head toward you.
Floyd | Sabado crosses his arms and scowls.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "I've heard from several sources that the field mice are vanishing.
Floyd | Then I dig up some bones buried upstairs. And now I find there's a
Floyd | snake in Fieldtown."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"I've heard from several sources that the field mice are vanishing.
Floyd | Then I dig up some bones buried upstairs. And now I find there's a
Floyd | snake in Fieldtown."
Floyd |
Floyd | Hannibal uncoils and rears his head like a cobra, bares his fangs.
Floyd | Maybe he does have a violent side. You feel for the revolver beneath
Floyd | your coat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hannibal is an old friend," Sabado says. Odd that he would cut the
Floyd | tension, unless he knows when the snake isn't playing around. "I don't
Floyd | appreciate unfounded accusations against friends."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Tell me about the bones."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Every Tuesday is scavenger night," he says with a resigned huff. "All
Floyd | you can eat spare ribs. It's gotten popular." You narrow your eyes,
Floyd | and he looks offended. "What? They were dead already. And no, they
Floyd | weren't the field mice."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then what happened to the field mice?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Now he's angry. "I don't know what you want me to say. They packed up
Floyd | and left. Gaia Almighty, all you complainers are looking for some kind
Floyd | of big bad villain to blame. Well guess what, there isn't one. Blame
Floyd | Fieldtown. Blame everybody. We're all to blame, because we're all
Floyd | looking out for numero uno." He raps his chest proudly. "Ourselves.
Floyd | You don't like it, go do something about it. Otherwise, shut your
Floyd | Gaiadamned mouth."
Floyd |
Floyd | Hannibal grins and settles back into his coils. "For the record, I
Floyd | strictly eat eggs. Unfertilized ones."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Any more questions?" asks Sabado.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Were you behind the attack at the camera shop last night?"
Floyd | 2) "What did you do to the rabbit?"
Floyd | 3) "Let's talk about the contract you have with Holly."
Floyd | 4) "No more questions."
Floyd |
Peregrine asks, "3?"
DavidW says, "ah, Tuesdays, not Thursdays."
Jacqueline says, "I rather like Hannibal"
BrianK says, "It seems like we can hit up all of these"
Jacqueline says (to Brian), "Yeah"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >"Let's talk about the contract you have with Holly."
Floyd |
Floyd | The two look at each other. "What contract?" Hannibal asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The contract in which Sabado lent her a sum of money to rebrand her
Floyd | store. There're laws against usury. I'd like to double check the rate.
Floyd | Make sure it's all square." You outline a square in the air with your
Floyd | finger.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Honestly Detective, I have no idea what you're talking about," Sabado
Floyd | replies. "I didn't give her no money. In fact, she's all paid up
Floyd | through the end of the year. Now I have to figure a way out of our
Floyd | lease agreement."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're lying," you say unconvincingly. You both know he was telling
Floyd | the truth. So why would she lie about this? A terrible sinking feeling
Floyd | settles in your stomach.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whatever," Sabado says, brushing you off.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Were you behind the attack at the camera shop last night?"
Floyd | 2) "What did you do to the rabbit?"
Floyd | 3) "No more questions."
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "oh noooo"
BrianK says, "Aw man holly"
Lionheart says, "Yeah, that's what happens when you trust a femme fatale in a noir thriller"
Jacqueline says, "I told y'all not to let her off."
Jacqueline shakes her head.
BrianK says, "pfft"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Were you behind the attack at the camera shop last night?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm afraid I went to speak with the proprietor, to propose a more
Floyd | generousss offer, and suffered one of my fits while I was there,"
Floyd | Hannibal says.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I swear she's up to something," says Sabado.
Floyd |
Floyd | You leave that one alone.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "What did you do to the rabbit?"
Floyd | 2) "No more questions."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"What did you do to the rabbit?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "He fell over as soon as Hannibal's allergies started acting up,"
Floyd | Sabado says. "Must have scared him lifeless."
Floyd |
Floyd | It's possible. Not something you've ever tested. "You didn't think to
Floyd | get him out of here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado talks through gritted teeth. "If you didn't notice, I was
Floyd | chanting."
Floyd |
Floyd | "It calmsss me down," Hannibal adds. "Another hour, I'd have been fine
Floyd | again."
Floyd |
Floyd | That's why Sabado had a book on Snake Charming in the first place.
Floyd | Though an hour isn't exactly a quick turnaround.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "No more questions."
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"No more questions, for now. You're still on the hook for getting
Floyd | those mice bopped."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado smiles. "If you had enough to arrest me, you'd have done it
Floyd | already. Now get the hell out of my bar."
Floyd |
Floyd | "It was lovely meeting you," Hannibal says.
Floyd |
Floyd | You doff your hat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Below the Forest
Floyd | The stairway from the south opens to a large vaulted chamber, barely
Floyd | lit by torches on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sabado stands with his arms crossed and a terrible pout.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hannibal rests in the corner, a pile of white coils, his forked tongue
Floyd | taking little tastes of the air.
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "pout pout"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x hannibal"
Floyd | >He's an albino rattlesnake, the faintest of diamond patterns showing
Floyd | on his scales. He seems completely at ease with his nakedness, which
Floyd | you assume must be a snake thing. You imagine clothes to be difficult
Floyd | for snakes.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Well. Holly's watching Fern, or so we presumed."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd | >
Floyd | The Forest
Floyd | The corner tavern resembles an old forest more than a bar. Even the
Floyd | ground is covered in a thick layer of soil. The western exit leads
Floyd | back to the street, while the door to the north is open slightly. A
Floyd | lit-up jukebox looks rather out of place in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | With Sabado gone, the bar counter stands alone.
Floyd |
Floyd | You left a pouch of wish powder and a stuffed rabbit here.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | East End of Lumpen Lane
Floyd | The road from the west ends at The Forest to the east. An alley
Floyd | disappears behind the rowhouses to the north.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Dinosaur Island
Floyd | A prehistoric window display stands beside the shop's entrance to the
Floyd | north. Lumpen Lane continues east and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Outside Cameracopia
Floyd | A small camera shop is open to the north. The road in front runs east
Floyd | and west.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | >
Floyd | Inside Cameracopia
Floyd | You'd say the store was trying to convey church basement-chic, except
Floyd | it looks like a tornado went through it. There's broken glass and
Floyd | camera parts and debris everywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the cheese room. The way out is south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Finch sits quietly on the counter.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >Cheese Room
Floyd | The room was a distribution center for the Verde's illegal cheese
Floyd | ring. Large wheels of cheddar and swiss are stacked in the corner near
Floyd | a band saw for slicing. Scale weights, plastic bags, and inventory
Floyd | logs are scattered about the large table in the center of the room,
Floyd | along with cubes of various cheeses. In one corner is a small table,
Floyd | where...
Floyd |
Floyd | You look around in disbelief. Holly's gone, along with all the cash.
Floyd | Near the counting machine is a piece of paper with a little green
Floyd | heart.
Floyd |
Floyd | You think back to everything that happened. New possibilities emerge.
Floyd | The Verde may not have been one woman, but two, a partnership that
Floyd | turned sour. One of them planned to blow all the money on some junk
Floyd | real estate for the field mice. The other waited for the right
Floyd | opportunity to make a move against her. There's a sucker born every
Floyd | day, you guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the little green heart and crush it between your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | (Three months later...)
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "you were right Jacq"
DavidW says, "One more scene."
BrianK pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |                               *   *   *   *   *
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A tremendous pounding disturbs you from your slumber. For the love of
Floyd | Gaia. What now?
Floyd |
Floyd | Studio Apartment
Floyd | You climb out of bed into your own little slice of heaven. Maybe
Floyd | someday you'll get out of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rain is heavy against the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | Knock. Knock. Knock.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Now I wonder if spilling about Fern wouldn't have been a better choice"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | >You are wearing your pajamas.
Floyd |
Floyd | Knock. Knock. Knock.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x pajamas"
Floyd | >Deep red, with little dancing penguins all over them. You've worn
Floyd | them to holes, but you don't care. They're the most comforting thing
Floyd | you own
Floyd |
Floyd | Comfortable. You mean they're the most comfortable thing you own.
Floyd |
Floyd | Knock. Knock. Knock.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | >It's dark outside. The rain obscures everything.
Floyd |
Floyd | Knock. Knock. Knock.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x bed"
Floyd | >Wide enough for two. Rarely does it hold that many.
Floyd |
Floyd | Knock. Knock. Knock.
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Is somebody going to answer that door?"
BrianK says, "hee hee"
Jacqueline says, "(Kidding)"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | >You fumble with the locks until you get the door open. A very wet
Floyd | rabbit shivers on the other side.
Floyd |
Floyd | This has got to be one of those recurring nightmares. "I thought I
Floyd | told you the next time I saw you, I'd turn you into a goon," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rabbit limps inside. "I won't be around that long. Heck, I
Floyd | probably won't last the night." He sounds more controlled, more
Floyd | confident. He doesn't sound like himself at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Foo Foo, what's going on?"
Floyd |
Floyd | He opens his coat and reveals a tear where his right arm meets his
Floyd | shoulder. The ends of the fabric are frayed. Cotton is starting to
Floyd | push through.
Floyd |
Floyd | He was stuffed all along.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) This can't be.
Floyd |
Lionheart says, "Do me a favor, open the door. Let em in"
BrianK exclaims, "!!!"
Peregrine says, "omg"
Lionheart exclaims, "What a twist!"
Peregrine says, "this twist beats them all"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"You're stuffed?" you ask incredulously. "How is that possible?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mother was skilled," Foo Foo replies. "More than you realized. She
Floyd | worked on me for years. I've been alive for years, while my siblings
Floyd | only last days."
Floyd |
Floyd | "But you're soaking wet!" You stand over him. Anger swells. Yes, you
Floyd | were betrayed. Yes, you were fooled. But surely not to this degree.
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo lowers his eyes and sags to the floor. "I have a heart, you
Floyd | know. She made one out of red felt and filled it with wish powder.
Floyd | Simple, yet effective. Makes you wonder why no one thought of it
Floyd | before. Anyway, it's almost all used up."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) No. You can't believe it.
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"But you're heavy... and your speech..." You sit down on the edge of
Floyd | your bed.
Floyd |
Floyd | "'Sticks and stone shall be my bones, and words will ever guide me.'
Floyd | Mother made that up for me, I think to help me understand what I was.
Floyd | She said I learned to talk the fastest out of all her creations. I
Floyd | spoke as soon as I was brought to life, repeating the last word of her
Floyd | spell over and over again."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Flippity, floppity, foo," you whisper.
Floyd |
Floyd | He nods. "'Foo! Foo!' I had shouted. I apparently named myself."
Floyd |
Floyd | You still have questions.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "How were you even hypnotized?"
Floyd | 2) "So all those times I gave you extra chances..."
Floyd | 3) "Why are you here, Foo Foo?"
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"How were you even hypnotized?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wasn't, but I had to pretend that I was, otherwise I'd have been
Floyd | found out. Questions would have been raised. Mother didn't exactly
Floyd | acquire all that wish powder legally."
Floyd |
Floyd | Of course she didn't.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "So all those times I gave you extra chances..."
Floyd | 2) "Why are you here, Foo Foo?"
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"So all those times I gave you extra chances..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Foo Foo finishes your sentence, as much as it pains you to hear it.
Floyd | "...was to get you to investigate, without tipping you off. Domingo's
Floyd | attempts at hypnotism were the perfect excuse. All you had to do was
Floyd | show." He smiles. "You have a good heart, Good. Holly wasn't even
Floyd | expecting you to give me so many chances. She admired you for it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Must be why she did what she did," you say sarcastically.
Floyd |
Floyd | He doesn't respond.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Why are you here, Foo Foo?"
Floyd |
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >"Why are you here, Foo Foo?"
Floyd |
Floyd | He furrows his brow and presses his lips together. "I loved her, so
Floyd | much. I believe she loved me too, even though I was a means to an end.
Floyd | But you... she loved you most of all." He climbs onto the bed and sits
Floyd | next to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn away. "She didn't love me. She ruined me."
Floyd |
Floyd | "She never told me why she carried out this last scheme," Foo Foo
Floyd | says, "but I think she wanted to become the villain you wanted her to
Floyd | be. A reason for the both of you to move on, even after all those
Floyd | years. She never saw herself as good enough for you. I suppose she
Floyd | never thought she could be a good person."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You never answered my question."
Floyd |
Floyd | He looks up into your eyes. "Did you love her?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "Yes."
Floyd | 2) "No."
Floyd |
Peregrine says, "1"
Lionheart says, "1"
Jacqueline says, "Definitely 1"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd | >You nod. "Yes, Foo Foo. Very much."
Floyd |
Floyd | He beams. "That's what I hoped you'd say." He puts his paw on your
Floyd | hand. You take it. "Mother used to cuddle with me at night sometimes,
Floyd | like I was still a toy. I... wonder if that'd be all right."
Floyd |
Floyd | You smile gently. "Sure. It'd be all right."
Floyd |
Floyd | You wrap your arms around him and pull him with you onto the bed. He's
Floyd | still cold and wet, but you keep him close anyway. It isn't long
Floyd | before he's merely warm and damp, and by the time you fall asleep,
Floyd | it's hard to tell where the rainwater ends and where the tears begin.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The morning brings a pale light through the window. You wake feeling
Floyd | refreshed, like you finally slept after years of trudging through life
Floyd | in a weary haze. In your arms is a lifeless stuffed rabbit.
Floyd |
Floyd | He's smiling.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Jacqueline says, "Man, what a story."
Peregrine says, "whoa"
Lionheart says, "Wow."
Peregrine says, "this earned its xyzzy"
Jacqueline says, "So yeah, remember to vote, peeps."
BrianK says, "Well it earned its nomination"
Peregrine says, "nightnight to you all"
Jacqueline says, "Huh. This didn't make the cut for best writing."
Jacqueline says, "That is a travesty."
Jacqueline says, "Then again, my favorite game of the year got zero nominations."
BrianK asks, "Which game was that?"
Jacqueline says, "Well, I mean, I nominated it, but it didn't make the cut."
Lionheart says, "I am very impressed by the dialogue in this game"
Peregrine says, "Me too"
Peregrine hops into the DeLorean and heads off to the future. Roger says, "yep, good stuff"
Lionheart says, "So in retrospect it explains a bit about that first ending we got."
Jacqueline says (to BrianK), "It's a non-Floydable game. Ms. Lojka or: In Despair to Will to Be Oneself. It's very dark. In fact, best played in the dark, with headphones. And possibly red wine. I can see why it didn't make the cut. I don't think it's most people's cup of tea. Played through to the end it's very powerful / distubing / mood altering."
Jacqueline asks (of Lh), "Yeah?"
Lionheart says, "Sabado's attitude toward us after we did his bidding the first time. Of course he wasn't going to keep up his end of the bargain."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
Jacqueline says, "Well, folks. This has been great. Worth going over 2 hours. See y'all next week, hopefully."
DavidW says, "Thanks all."
Lionheart asks, "Sure. Want to see if Sparkle's still around and play some Arrival?"
Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Lionheart says, "Perhaps another day, then."
BrianK says, "Twas fun"




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