ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Mary Jane of Tomorrow by Emily Short
As played on ifMUD on July 17, 2016

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of The Mary Jane of Tomorrow written by Emily Short. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Stew asks, "We're playing something new, eh?"
Stew asks, "What is the list of games available?"
Jacqueline says, "We haven't kept one in a long time. But right now I am cruising some IFDB lists."
Jacqueline | [LINK]
Roger asks, "Didn't some new thing just publish?"
Stew says, "It might be cool to play something like Planetfall."
Jacqueline says, "Oh, Emily just published The Mary Jane of Tomorrow."
Jacqueline says, "Which was done as a prize for Steph Cherrywell."
Teaspoon says, "Which is based on something...oh yes, Brain Guzzlers"
Jacqueline says, "That would probably be fun."
Jacqueline says (to Tsp), "Yeah"
Jacqueline says, "Which we've played."
Jacqueline | This is a lightly puzzly parser game with substantial procedural text components.
Jacqueline says, "I'd be interested in it for that, even if it weren't set in Brainguzzlerland."
Jacqueline asks, "What do people think?"
zarf arrives, full of fun and funk. Stew says, "If we do play that, it will likely have bugs"
Stew says, "Being just published"
Jacqueline says, "This is Emily."
Jacqueline says, "And it's been out over a month."
Jacqueline says, "So I don't really have that fear."
Teaspoon says, "I've not played Brain Guzzlers, but I'm up for anything Emily."
Stew says, "Ah, I see. Good points."
Stew says, "Well, it got very quiet all of the sudden."
Stew says, "I'm not sure if that means people want to play it or not."
zarf says, "I do"
Teaspoon says, "Jac might be having WIFI issues"
says (to Stew), "Apologies, I had to download it, upload it to Floyd, and check on something."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask maryjaneoftomorrow"
Floyd ] Royal Puzzle Entrance  Score: 7, Turns: 381
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOAD SLEEPMASK MARYJANEOFTOMORROW
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't know the word "load".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd ] Royal Puzzle Entrance  Score: 7, Turns: 381
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Your potential is 7 of a possible 7, in 381 moves.
Floyd | Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd | Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): >
Floyd | > Y
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask maryjaneoftomorrow"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny tilts her head and squints at the Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow.
Floyd | It's dressed in pink and its chassis is chrome-embellished. You even
Floyd | gave it your own hairstyle.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you like her?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mary Jane, I-" Jenny gives you a sideways look. Things have been
Floyd | weird since you both almost died. You've been trying to listen better.
Floyd | "I wasn't expecting a present like this."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "You said you hate being cooped up in the store alone! So now
Floyd | you can have a replica me. For company!"
Floyd | 2) "I had to recycle a lot of the supplies so my father wouldn't
Floyd | know what I was working on, but she's got all the same hardware as the
Floyd | Wife of Tomorrow."
Floyd |     3) "Happy Birthday!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "3"
Jacqueline says, "3"
Jacqueline says, "I guess I'll drive, btw."
Teaspoon says, "(we are so thoughtful)"
Jacqueline asks (of Stew&zarf), "?"
zarf says, "go ahead, I'm writing code"
Jacqueline nods.
Stew says, "Umm..."
Jacqueline says, "Then two is a quorum..."
Stew says, "Seems the best option"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Happy Birthday!" you say. You even throw in a cheerleading jump. That
Floyd | always makes her smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "This is amazing! And so impressive. You could have your own
Floyd | engineering company if you wanted." But. You can tell there's a but.
Floyd | "I just... couldn't you have made one of me? To run the shop? And then
Floyd | I wouldn't need robot company because I could spend the afternoon with
Floyd | actual you."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I couldn't copy you, silly!"
Floyd | 2) "But... it would've been weird to give you a birthday present
Floyd | that was another you."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "1"
Stew says, "1" Stew says, "1"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "I couldn't copy you, silly!" Just the idea of a Jenny of Tomorrow
Floyd | makes you feel strange. You'd be telling her what to do and how to be,
Floyd | a little like your father does with you, and...
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could you try?" Jenny asks. "It doesn't have to be an exact replica.
Floyd | Just as long as it can ring up purchases and answer some basic plant
Floyd | care questions, it ought to be fine... And maybe you want to make sure
Floyd | it can bake, just in case."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I really like Jenny of Today."
Floyd |     2) "Well, I might need some more training resources..."
Floyd |     3) "Anything you want!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "er, what are training resources?"
Jacqueline says, "I just want to try something about the game..."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I really like Jenny of Today."
Floyd |     2) "Well, I might need some more training resources..."
Floyd |     3) "Anything you want!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Okay."
Teaspoon says, "That's nice and simple"
Jacqueline says, "No idea what training resources are."
Teaspoon says, "I vote for 2, so we can see get an explanation."
Jacqueline says, "Heh. Okay, that's one way to find out. I'll concur."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd need some more training resources," you say. "I don't know all
Floyd | the things you know."
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you really get stuck, call me," Jenny says. "But I bet you've got
Floyd | more around here than you realize... oh! I'd better get going.
Floyd | Speaking of the shop."
Floyd |
Floyd | She gets up and gives you half an apologetic smile. You try to think
Floyd | of what to say. While you're thinking, Jenny kisses your cheek and
Floyd | goes out.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Should I follow her?" The Pine Nut Queen turns hopefully to you.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Not this time, kid."
Floyd |     2) "We've got some more training to do."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "2, I would think"
Stew says, "This conversation is nice and simple. I like it. I like the old "ask so-and-so about blabla" system a bit better though."
Teaspoon says, "2"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "We've got some more training to do."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd love to!" The Pine Nut Queen takes a seat on the sofa.
Roger arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | "I'd love to!" The Pine Nut Queen takes a seat on the sofa.# The Mary
Floyd | Jane of Tomorrow
Floyd | Fanfic for Steph Cherrywell's Brain Guzzlers From Beyond! by Emily
Floyd | Short
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 160605 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and
Floyd | wearing a sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd | Arranged on the coffee table in front of her (to make the room look
Floyd | more realistic) are a poem book and Le Dernier Regret de
Floyd | Thérèse.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You, Mary Jane Minsky, were the Pine Nut Queen of Canyonville, and
Floyd | before that, Pine Nut Princess. You ride in parades. You taste pies.
Floyd | You have an exquisitely efficient metabolism. You are beloved by the
Floyd | entire citizenry. And that was even before you helped Bonstance
Floyd | Noodleman save the town from the massive brain-suckage induced by
Floyd | incoming yellow-slimed monsters. That's all in the past now. They're
Floyd | probably not coming back.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow looks at you. And blinks. Twice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
Jacqueline | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude
Jacqueline says, "Love that."
Teaspoon says, "so...we build robots."
Teaspoon says, "That's a good starting point."
Jacqueline says, "The robots do not need to use the bathroom, and neither generally does an IF PC, but they're often put in games anyway."
Teaspoon says, "heh"
Teaspoon says, "(I wouldn't put in a bathroom unless it was needed. So fiddly.)"
Stew says, "It appears we are a robot."
Teaspoon asks, "what makes you say that?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Also... 'they're probably not coming back' is kind of ominous."
Teaspoon says, "(unless they dooooooooo)"
Jacqueline asks (of Stew), "I don't think we're a robot. What makes you say that?"
Jacqueline says, "We have a metabolism, for instance."
Teaspoon says, "we like pie."
Doug arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow watches you go through your
Floyd | possessions. "I did not take any of your things, if that is what you
Floyd | are worried about."
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, hang on, let's focus.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow is still able to process new training
Floyd | documents: books, manuals, pamphlets, any kind of written document.
Floyd | You just need to give her something to work with.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow changed the combination last week
Floyd | during training, and you never got around to writing down the new
Floyd | combo.
Floyd |
Floyd | If anything goes too wrong with the training program, you can always
Floyd | reset the Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow back to hardware level with her
Floyd | reset button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "Well, shall we give it a test spin by having her read the poem book?"
Jacqueline says, "I think it will fail horribly, but that it will likely be high-brow amusing."
Teaspoon says, "yes"
Teaspoon exclaims, "have her read both books!"
Stew says, "ehehehe"
Jacqueline says, "Oh, I had read that as the poem book Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse"
Jacqueline says, "But it's two books. Got it."
Jacqueline says, "Hrm..."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give poem boom to pine nut queen"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE POEM BOOM TO PINE NUT QUEEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pine nut, read poem book"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PINE NUT, READ POEM BOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "train pine nut"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TRAIN PINE NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
zarf says, "you typoed 'poem book' the first time"
Jacqueline says, "oh - so I did."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give poem book to pine nut"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE POEM BOOK TO PINE NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the poem book)
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow watches you pick up the poem book. "Is
Floyd | that for me?" she asks. "I've got lots of spare storage space still!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow scrutinizes the poem book, committing
Floyd | all of its details to memory. "Poetry: Learned! Ennui: Memorized!
Floyd | Would you refrain from boring me with your purposeless tasks?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask pine nut about pine nut"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK PINE NUT ABOUT PINE NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Here we TALK TO people. I'll assume that's what you meant.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there. I am the
Floyd | Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Your new name is Jenny Yoshida of Tomorrow."
Floyd |     3) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     5) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     6) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "all the questions."
Jacqueline says, "heh. Well, I like 2 and 8 to start."
Roger says, "sure"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Your new name is Jenny Yoshida of Tomorrow."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Pine Nut Queen of Tomorrow shrugs. "Understood. I'm now Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "7"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 7
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow says, "Sorry, I don't recall. I need security
Floyd | training."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow puts her hands on her hips in a mock
Floyd | cheerleading stance. "Known skills: pine-nuts; cheerleading; poetry;
Floyd | ennui; ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give le dernier regret to pine nut"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE LE DERNIER REGRET TO PINE NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow watches you pick up Le Dernier Regret de
Floyd | Thérèse. "Another book. I'm surprised we're not training in the
Floyd | Canyonville Central Library."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow flips through Le Dernier Regret de
Floyd | Thérèse, but says, "Sorry, I need better French before I can
Floyd | understand such a text."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "That's fair."
DavidW arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. Teaspoon says, "Hi David."
Jacqueline says, "Hello, DW."
DavidW says, "hi. I fell asleep again. sorry"
Jacqueline asks, "Should we take her to the kitchen and try to get her to bake or something?"
Teaspoon exclaims, "sure!"
Jacqueline says, "Actually, unless we want an emo ending, I'm guessing Jenny isn't all into ennui and that maybe we should reset the robot before we go to the kitchen."
Teaspoon says, "To restore to factory settings? I guess that makes sense."
DavidW does a 'who floyd'. "Oh. Maryjane of Tomorrow, eh?
Jacqueline says, "Yep"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "reset pine nut"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET PINE NUT
Floyd |
Floyd | The button depresses. The Jenny of Tomorrow's head emits a metallic
Floyd | PING!! noise and her eyes flash twice. She is now back on line.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi! I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow plays a mood-enhancing chime. "Known skills:
Floyd | None. At all. I am skill-less. You'd better do something quickly."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Farewell, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | "Say hi to Jenny if you call her," says the Jenny of Tomorrow, as you
Floyd | head for the kitchen. Apparently you haven't completely got rid of the
Floyd | training you did last week, imprinting her robot brain with a liking
Floyd | for Jenny. Some things are hard to get rid of even with a reset.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Nothing has ever been prepared in the Ordinary Kitchen, so it is
Floyd | extremely clean and a little short on food and utensils. Still, there
Floyd | are the cabinets (faux walnut) and the sink (functional) to help teach
Floyd | your robot how to interact with a real kitchen. And there's a stove,
Floyd | though to the best of your knowledge the oven has never actually been
Floyd | used.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telephone hangs on the wall, if you need to call Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I never got to the end of this one."
Teaspoon says, "WE sholuld probably take her sash, too."
Jacqueline says (to Tsp), "true"
DavidW says, "I did play as far as getting the purse open, though."
Jacqueline says, "I was hoping there'd be cookbooks in here."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "open cabinet"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the kitchen cabinet, revealing The Polite and Cheerful
Floyd | Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "there we go."
Jacqueline says, "Bingo"
Jacqueline says, "Silly me, I keep my cookbooks on my counter."
Teaspoon says, "I hope Jenny likes elegant dining."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take guide to elegant dining"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE GUIDE TO ELEGANT DINING
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give elegant dining to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ELEGANT DINING TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow eagerly studies The Polite and Cheerful Girl's
Floyd | Guide To Elegant Dining. "Etiquette: Learned! That's cooler than a
Floyd | dead man's nose."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "..."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there! I'm the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could you hand me your sash?" you ask. She looks down at it
Floyd | thoughtfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I really like parades! And sashes! So... I'd rather not."
Floyd |
Floyd | Admittedly, it's what you'd say in the same situation. You did a great
Floyd | job of training her.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "...strong personality even with a reset, this bot"
Jacqueline says, "So we need to figure out how to get the sash."
Teaspoon asks, "Hmm. If she likes sashes because we do, maybe we need to say we don't?"
Teaspoon says, "or something."
Jacqueline says, "She also likes parades, and I'm not sure the real Jenny does."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow lights up. "That's my favorite thing! I am super
Floyd | excited about sash-wearing!!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "Oh wait. I take it all back now about the reset."
Jacqueline says, "I want her to generate poetry."
Jacqueline asks, "Can we play with that?"
Teaspoon asks, "Does Jenny like poetry?"
Jacqueline says, "I don't think so. But I do."
Jacqueline says, "This is more for fun."
Teaspoon says, "Fair enough then."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give poem book to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE POEM BOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the poem book, committing all of its
Floyd | details to memory. "Poetry: Mastered! Ennui: Memorized! No one ever
Floyd | asks what is the purpose of all this reading."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi. I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "6"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 6
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow sighs faintly. "Sure." She clears her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The apocalypse horse grumbles in the basement! Rot! Skeleton dressed
Floyd | in Salmon! Gray suits!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "HOORAY"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Blue rivers! Green valleys! Body of our Mother Earth! Blue Gum tree!
Floyd | The sky is ivory with mushrooms! War! Genocide!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "This is exactly what I was hoping for."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Salmon! Pork! The insurance salesmen are everywhere! Salmon! Ham!
Floyd | Buy! And don't be home when the debt comes due!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "and this would be the procedurally generated bit, then."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Shrimp! Beef! The traitors swim in the sewers! Ham! Tuna! War!
Floyd | Genocide!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Uh, thanks."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "8"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 8
Floyd |
Floyd | "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost singlehanded?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow shrugs. "Yes. Though honestly they weren't that
Floyd | much worse than the citizens they were replacing. Have you met a guy
Floyd | called Jimmy?"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Jacqueline says, "Okay. So. The dining book was about etiquette, not baking or cooking."
Teaspoon says, "Hmm. That's not very helpful."
Teaspoon says, "I think we need to explore some."
Jacqueline asks, "I'm trying to make a list. I think we need to get the sash off of her, make her not like parades quite so much, know about plants, know about baking, be able to run a cash register, probably open our purse, and... what else?"
DavidW says (to Teaspoon), "Don't be too sure what's helpful and what isn't."
Teaspoon says, "Fair point."
Teaspoon says, "We may also want to have a robot that looks like Jenny and not us, but that may also be irrelevant."
Jacqueline says, "So I guess we can leave the poetry for awhile. We'll figure that out later."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "examine sash"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > EXAMINE SASH
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "Agree on the exploration. Let's finish exploring the kitchen."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "jenny, follow me"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > JENNY, FOLLOW ME
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Farewell, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "jenny, follow me"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JENNY, FOLLOW ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Here we TALK TO people. I'll assume that's what you meant.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there. I'm the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Where did Jenny go?" Jenny of Tomorrow asks conversationally. "I miss
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I guess she stays here."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Nothing has ever been prepared in the Ordinary Kitchen, so it is
Floyd | extremely clean and a little short on food and utensils. Still, there
Floyd | are the cabinets (faux walnut) and the sink (functional) to help teach
Floyd | your robot how to interact with a real kitchen. And there's a stove,
Floyd | though to the best of your knowledge the oven has never actually been
Floyd | used.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telephone hangs on the wall, if you need to call Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open cabinet"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "lookin cabinet"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOKIN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "look in cabinet"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | The kitchen cabinet is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "close cabinet"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the kitchen cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open stove"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN STOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the oven, revealing a stove manual.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take manual"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MANUAL
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "This is clever. If Robot Jenny stays in the other room and we can only call Real Jenny from here, the game doesn't have to disambiguate between Jennies."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "call jenny"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny answers the phone on the first ring. "Yoshida Floral," she says.
Floyd | "What can I do for you?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Jenny, it's me," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey," she says. It's only when she's talking to you that her voice
Floyd | settles down to what you think of as its normal sound. Around other
Floyd | people, it's higher and faster.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could you give me your recipe for Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     3) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well... she'll need to know plant types, so she can answer questions
Floyd | in the shop. She should have enough finance skill to handle the
Floyd | register. And if she can bake, that would help with the illusion.
Floyd | Otherwise... you know what I'm like!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could you give me your recipe for Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     3) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could you give me your recipe for Snickerdoodles? Not so I can make
Floyd | it, I wouldn't be good at it, but I need to train the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow."
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's not written down," Jenny says. "I'd have to work out the
Floyd | quantities... Oh wait! We did write it down and donate the recipe to
Floyd | the Canyonville High Fundraiser Cookbook. I could send it to you by
Floyd | telepod, if you want."
Floyd |
Floyd | You gave Jenny a telepad. It comes in handy when she wants to send you
Floyd | pies while you're working. You've always been generous like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | A moment later, you hear the familiar activation sound of the telepod.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ummm." There's a long, tense silence down the phone. "I don't think
Floyd | she needs to know that kind of stuff. Some of what I wrote in there is
Floyd | kind of personal." It stands to reason. Jenny never lets you read her
Floyd | diary, so it makes sense she wouldn't let your robot read it either.
Floyd | But it means you can only make the robot so Jenny-like.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline asks, "That's it, right?"
Teaspoon says, "Looks like."
Teaspoon says, "Even if we have the option to use her diary, I think I'd rather not."
Jacqueline asks, "Did we loose Stew?"
Teaspoon says, "Ollie ollie oxen free."
Jacqueline says (to Tsp), "I think it would end in hilarious inapproporiately-divulged Jennyisms from the robot, though, which would have been fun."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Back to painting signs," Jenny says.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you can hang up, she adds, "Thanks so much for doing this!
Floyd | ...uh. Actually. Granny's started me doing some ad sign painting. It
Floyd | would save a lot of time if she could do that too...? I don't know if
Floyd | that's too much to ask... Oops, I'd better go. Call me later if you
Floyd | need anything."
Floyd |
Floyd | You hang up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "Ooh, another task."
Jacqueline says, "Yep"
Teaspoon says, "I wonder how we train this."
DavidW says, "books"
DavidW says, "Books are the key to Tomorrow"
Jacqueline says, "So. This is my current list:"
Jacqueline | get the sash
Jacqueline | make her not like parades so much
Jacqueline | know about plants
Jacqueline | answer questions about the shop
Jacqueline | know about baking
Jacqueline | run a cash register
Jacqueline | paint signs
Jacqueline | open our purse
Jacqueline asks, "Am I missing anything?"
DavidW says, "hm, I can think of one, but it's probably not obvious yet."
Jacqueline says, "I think learning French would be funny but is not required."
Teaspoon says, "I think that's good for now."
Jacqueline asks, "So where is the telepad/telepod?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Nothing has ever been prepared in the Ordinary Kitchen, so it is
Floyd | extremely clean and a little short on food and utensils. Still, there
Floyd | are the cabinets (faux walnut) and the sink (functional) to help teach
Floyd | your robot how to interact with a real kitchen. And there's a stove,
Floyd | though to the best of your knowledge the oven has never actually been
Floyd | used.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telephone hangs on the wall, if you need to call Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "exits"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EXITS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "in our purse?"
Jacqueline says, "Oh noes."
Jacqueline says, "Possibly."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "The telepod is not in the purse."
Teaspoon says, "Oh, okay."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Phew"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give manual to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE MANUAL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow slowly flips through the stove manual, obviously
Floyd | bored. "Advertising: Committed to memory. Fire-safety: Simple enough,
Floyd | I suppose. Poetry: Canceled. Would you refrain from boring me with
Floyd | your purposeless tasks?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Poetry canceled."
Jacqueline says, "Huh."
Teaspoon says, "I suppose it would be a bad idea, having pies teleporting into your purse."
Teaspoon says, "maybe we need to get Jenny excited about learning"
DavidW | and there's a bathroom, south
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yes, we're aware."
Jacqueline says, "We were just closing out the kitchen first."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi. I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "maybe that pad's in there."
Teaspoon says, "ooh"
Jacqueline says, "That seems an unsanitary place to put a telepad."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could I have the contents of your chassis?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm not that kind of girl," says the Jenny of Tomorrow. Apparently
Floyd | her social conditioning around propriety runs pretty deep.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon asks, "...we may or may not have left it inside the robot by mistake?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "6"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 6
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow sighs faintly. "You won't be sorry you asked."
Floyd | She clears her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Bloodshed is red
Floyd | Mood swings are blue
Floyd | taffy is sweet
Floyd | I like it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW asks, "'contents of chassis' wasn't on your list, was it?"
Jacqueline says, "No"
Jacqueline says, "I guess it should be."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "4" Doug says, "taffy is sweet / I like eet."
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Trundle Bed of Tomorrow
Floyd | now available in pink and blue."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "That was terrible."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow looks annoyed. "I'd like to see you do better."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "I bet we could."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow shrugs. "Um... plant early, plant often."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "7"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 7
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow sounds exasperated. "You won't be sorry you
Floyd | asked." The Jenny of Tomorrow gets to work trying to draw a flower,
Floyd | but she gets bogged down when it becomes obvious she's never seen an
Floyd | actual flower at all. Her rendition looks a lot like the pattern on
Floyd | the upholstery.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Farewell, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "South?"
Teaspoon says, "sure."
Teaspoon says, "I imagine the plant care/being able to paint flowers/ will go together."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Standard Bathroom
Floyd | Sink, taps, toilet, even a bath: this is a fully functional bathroom
Floyd | in every sense except that it's not meant to be used by anyone.
Floyd | There's a little closet, not big enough to step into, that would be
Floyd | used to store clean towels if this were a normal household.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the back of the toilet, someone has left Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice
Floyd | Overfloweth.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telepod sits in the corner here, just to keep it out of the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Oh dear"
Jacqueline says, "f take goodwyfe"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take goodwyfe"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE GOODWYFE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x telepod"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TELEPOD
Floyd |
Floyd | A large, egg-shaped pod about the size of a garbage can, but
Floyd | lightweight enough for you to lift.  There's a closed hatch in the
Floyd | side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open telepod"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TELEPOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the telepod, revealing Great Eats From Canyonville
Floyd | High!.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "I suppose if no one uses it, then it's not unhygenic to leave the pod here."
Jacqueline says, "Hm. True."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read great eats"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ GREAT EATS
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of these were sold as a fundraiser, featuring all the most
Floyd | delicious recipes from teachers and parents at Canyonville High, 1958!
Floyd | There aren't any pictures, so you'll just have to imagine what the
Floyd | Cauliflower Instant Rice Surprise is supposed to look like.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take great eats"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE GREAT EATS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read goodwyfe"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ GOODWYFE
Floyd |
Floyd | Renee describes it as historical literature. It's bound in leather, so
Floyd | it must be quality.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Teaspoon says, "That's rather mild by the standards of Terrible Fifties Cookbooks, isn't it."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open closet"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CLOSET
Floyd |
Floyd | The closet is usually crammed with things that were used to set-dress
Floyd | the Showroom during other training sessions: the Wife of Tomorrow, the
Floyd | Butler of Tomorrow, and so on.
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the closet, revealing some melted scissors, a collapsible
Floyd | hula hoop and a French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Stew makes several stilted attempts at a goodbye, then opens a window and climbs out of sight down a ladder. DavidW says, "I think the example recipe that's named is randomized."
Jacqueline says, "brb"
Teaspoon says, "french poetry"
DavidW says, "It took me hours to realize the melted scissors were a reference to the RPS gun in the other game."
Teaspoon asks, "?"
DavidW asks (of Teaspoon), "Have you played Brain Guzzlers?"
Teaspoon says, "No."
Teaspoon says, "So various items confuse me."
Jacqueline says, "Back."
DavidW says, "oh. Well, this game is a fanfic homage to that game."
Teaspoon says, "Right."
Teaspoon asks, "But what, pray, is an RPS gun?"
DavidW says, "'RPS' means Rock Paper Scissors."
DavidW says, "The original game used it to zap rocks and paper, so obviously this game has to have the destroyed scissors."
Teaspoon says, "ah"
DavidW says, "The hula hoop was in the other game, though."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "take hoop"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x hoop"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | It makes a very handy circular template when you need one for
Floyd | engineering purposes. Which you currently do not.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon exclaims, "I'm sure we will though!"
Jacqueline makes a note to self.
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x scissors"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SCISSORS
Floyd |
Floyd | At some point, they took a partial blast of pure anti-scissor. The
Floyd | handle is still there, but the blades are completely gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x handle"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "take scissors"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SCISSORS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "that seems not useful, actually"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "drop scissors"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP SCISSORS
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read french"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ FRENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | (Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse)
Floyd | Supposedly, a famous 19th-century novel about the love affair of model
Floyd | and painter. You are unable to read it, since you didn't take French
Floyd | at Canyonville High. But given the right training, Jenny of Tomorrow
Floyd | would be able to process it. Who knows what she might learn?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read rhyming"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ RHYMING
Floyd |
Floyd | This might come in handy if you ever wanted to write books for little
Floyd | Parisian children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "yeah, unless there's something missing a handle, I don't see the melted scissors being useful."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Standard Bathroom
Floyd | Sink, taps, toilet, even a bath: this is a fully functional bathroom
Floyd | in every sense except that it's not meant to be used by anyone.
Floyd | There's a little closet, not big enough to step into, that would be
Floyd | used to store clean towels if this were a normal household.
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is very tidy in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telepod sits in the corner here, just to keep it out of the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some melted scissors here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x bath"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BATH
Floyd |
Floyd | The bath is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | The sink is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x taps"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "turn taps"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN TAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x tap"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TAP
Floyd |
Floyd | The sink tap is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "I suppose we can get some water, if we want it, which I don't know why we would."
DavidW asks, "Non-functional, though, eh?"
DavidW says, "It's just a showroom bathroom. It won't have water."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "turn tap on"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN TAP ON
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn on the sink tap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Standard Bathroom
Floyd | Sink, taps, toilet, even a bath: this is a fully functional bathroom
Floyd | in every sense except that it's not meant to be used by anyone.
Floyd | There's a little closet, not big enough to step into, that would be
Floyd | used to store clean towels if this were a normal household.
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is very tidy in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telepod sits in the corner here, just to keep it out of the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some melted scissors here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | The sink is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | The water flows from the sink tap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x water"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WATER
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bath tap)
Floyd | The bath tap is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh. My mistake."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "turn off tap"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF TAP
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn off the sink tap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | The sink is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "I don't know what it's for though."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read manual"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ MANUAL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Congratulations, consumer! You've chosen wisely in selecting the
Floyd | MinSystems Stove of Tomorrow for your wife! The Stove of Tomorrow
Floyd | truly is the most advanced stove technology available today. Please
Floyd | review a few simple guidelines in order to enjoy your new stove in
Floyd | safety..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read poem"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ POEM
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a thin paperback, barely more than a pamphlet. The cover is
Floyd | black, except for the poet's name, T. Brandt. You've never gotten
Floyd | further than the first page or so, but The Jenny of Tomorrow might be
Floyd | able to do something with it. If for instance you need to teach her a
Floyd | disdain for authority and a general lack of enthusiasm.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "That could be an issue."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read dining"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ DINING
Floyd |
Floyd | Full of helpful hints and line-drawings of utensils in silhouette. If
Floyd | you've ever wondered whether the dessert fork should be placed to the
Floyd | right or the left of the steak knife, this is the book for you. The
Floyd | narration of the guide, as with all the works in this series, is
Floyd | relentlessly positive and enthusiastic. There is nothing negative in
Floyd | the wide world of utensils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Traudl Brandt was in the other game."
Teaspoon asks, "was he any good as a poet?"
DavidW says, "She."
DavidW says, "She was an emo-ish German beatnik type."
DavidW says, "She abhored rhymes in her poetry."
Teaspoon says, "Ah."
Teaspoon says, "That's why there are no rhymes when Jenny-bot reads that book."
Teaspoon says, "You could probably do quite a bit of experimentation to see what accomplishes what."
Jacqueline says, "So, where else can we go? I feel like we don't have everything we need."
DavidW says, "The text generation in this game is quite advanced."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "I get the idea it's just the three locations. Thoughts, David?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The table is modern and low to the ground. Things are constantly
Floyd | rolling under it and getting lost.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "It's just 3 locations, yes."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey look, it's Cheyenne Rose! So that's where that went.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow practices looking bored.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "take rose"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROSE
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "also, my notes have 12 readables acquired."
Teaspoon says, "oh, we auto-took it. Nice."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read rose"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ ROSE
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone left this book in the locker room at high school, and it's
Floyd | been making the rounds.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cover of the novel shows a rugged man on a horse in the
Floyd | foreground, and in the background a woman standing in front of a
Floyd | burning ranch house. "One cowboy! One notorious safe-cracker! And the
Floyd | heart of a woman, forever locked!"
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a lot about what good, down-home folks the heroes are - not
Floyd | like the snobs and bank people, who deserve to be robbed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The book tends to fall open on its own to the page about the Dubuque
Floyd | Bank Robbery, where the safe-cracker is listening to the fall of the
Floyd | tumblers, and he realizes he can open a woman's heart by listening
Floyd | just as closely.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow says, "I don't know if you've considered
Floyd | constructing the Cowboy of Tomorrow?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow emits a pre-recorded gusty sigh.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "Well, we have 7, and there's probably one in the purse, and one in the chassis."
Teaspoon says, "so three more under furniture, perhaps."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow practices looking bored.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sofa"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SOFA
Floyd |
Floyd | The sofa's been upholstered in large, cheerful pink flowers.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow emits a pre-recorded gusty sigh.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look under sofa"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER SOFA
Floyd |
Floyd | You've already found more things tucked under other things than you
Floyd | should expect in a mostly empty showroom. To be frank, the
Floyd | housekeeping isn't all it could be.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x flowers"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLOWERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I love that response to 'look under sofa'."
Teaspoon says, "Thoughtful, that."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Nothing has ever been prepared in the Ordinary Kitchen, so it is
Floyd | extremely clean and a little short on food and utensils. Still, there
Floyd | are the cabinets (faux walnut) and the sink (functional) to help teach
Floyd | your robot how to interact with a real kitchen. And there's a stove,
Floyd | though to the best of your knowledge the oven has never actually been
Floyd | used.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telephone hangs on the wall, if you need to call Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | The sink is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "turn tap"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN TAP
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "huh"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x stove"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the stove manual)
Floyd | "Congratulations, consumer! You've chosen wisely in selecting the
Floyd | MinSystems Stove of Tomorrow for your wife! The Stove of Tomorrow
Floyd | truly is the most advanced stove technology available today. Please
Floyd | review a few simple guidelines in order to enjoy your new stove in
Floyd | safety..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "open oven"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN OVEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x oven"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OVEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The oven is built-in and has the perfect shininess that results from
Floyd | never baking anything at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "bake"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "Shall we just go feed more books to Jenny and see how it goes?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "There's books on the coffee table, too, right?"
Teaspoon says, "we took those already."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there. I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow practices looking bored.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow shrugs. "Known skills: etiquette; ennui;
Floyd | advertising; fire-safety; ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon asks, "reset and try some new tasks?"
Jacqueline asks, "ah, that's how you get the advertising? The stove manual?"
Teaspoon says, "right"
Jacqueline says, "...okay"
Teaspoon says, "and ennui from the poetry"
Jacqueline says, "Also, hate to say this, but I am starting to get hungry and may need to pop downstairs to grab a snack (I am in a hotel)."
Teaspoon says, "firesafety is also the oven book"
Jacqueline says, "So whenever people are up for a break, let me know."
Teaspoon says, "I'm easy."
DavidW says, "Ennui is also negated by the Cheerful Girl."
Jacqueline says, "Firesafety is never a bad thing."
Teaspoon says, "hmm, that's good to know."
DavidW says, "I think you've got enough books now to attempt at least some of the todo list."
DavidW says, "I'd get the sash off asap."
Jacqueline says, "So, um, are we down with a quick break, or I can step out and skim to catch up when I get back. Either is fine with me."
Jacqueline says, "In either case, I'll be back asap."
Teaspoon says, "I'll leave it be for now."
Teaspoon says, "I think we can get the sash off by having her read the cheerful book and then asking for it."
DavidW has disconnected.
DavidW has connected. DavidW says, "my connection dropped. I'm fine with a break."
Jacqueline says, "I ordered something and will go back down in about 15 to pick it up."
Jacqueline says, "So let's proceed."
Jacqueline exclaims, "Thanks for waiting!"
Teaspoon says, "Okies"
Teaspoon asks, "So...try resetting and experimenting with the books?"
Jacqueline says, "Sure."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > RESET
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to reset?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The button depresses. The Jenny of Tomorrow's head emits a metallic
Floyd | PING!! noise and her eyes flash twice. She is now back on line.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give polite and cheerful"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE POLITE AND CHEERFUL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give guide"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GUIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow avidly studies The Polite and Cheerful Girl's
Floyd | Guide To Elegant Dining. "Etiquette: Learned! Holy moly, that was some
Floyd | reading!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to talk to?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi! I'm the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could you hand me your sash?" you ask. She looks down at it
Floyd | thoughtfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I really like parades! And sashes! So... I'd rather not."
Floyd |
Floyd | Admittedly, it's what you'd say in the same situation. You did a great
Floyd | job of training her.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "Hmm. So that didn't work."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "That's my favorite
Floyd | thing! I am really excited about pie-eating!!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "Yeah. I'm not sure how we break her of that."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give cowboy"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > GIVE COWBOY
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Farewell, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "cowboy"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COWBOY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give cowboy"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE COWBOY
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow rapidly studies Cheyenne Rose. "Cowgirl culture:
Floyd | Mastered! Security: Learned! Active listening: Acquired! I feel like
Floyd | we're really communicatin' now."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know, pardner, I don't have a hat," says the Jenny of Tomorrow
Floyd | out of the blue. "Six gallon would be good."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "Security?"
Jacqueline says, "Okay"
Jacqueline asks, "So, um, purse?"
zarf asks, "because it's about a safe-cracker?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there! I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     8) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     9) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow plays a mood-enhancing chime. "Um... I think I
Floyd | would have advised you to set the combination based on something
Floyd | important. Like years of peak pine-nut production!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     8) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     9) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to zarf), "True"
Teaspoon asks, "It worked! Sort of. Was this in the original?"
DavidW says, "There was a locked purse in the first game, yes."
DavidW says, "But Maryjane opened it for us."
Teaspoon says, "No, I mean peak pine-nut production years."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > X PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     8) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     9) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW says, "Maryjane was the Pine-Nut Queen, but stats weren't involved."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "11"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 11
Floyd |
Floyd | "Adios, buddy!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's pink, and it locks with a combination, so that your most personal
Floyd | and private possessions can't be snooped-on by other people.
Floyd |
Floyd | Thing is, the Jenny of Tomorrow changed the combination last week
Floyd | during training, and you never got around to writing down the new
Floyd | combo.
Floyd |
Floyd | You haven't dialed the purse to any combination yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "dial purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIAL PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "dial"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DIAL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "unlock"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to unlock?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "We do have a complete transcript of the original game."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "unlock purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to unlock the pink purse with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline | [LINK]
DavidW says, "You'll need to require pine-nut stats somehow."
Jacqueline says, "But I'm guessing it's in this game."
DavidW says, "er reacquire"
DavidW says, "oh yes, this game stands alone."
Jacqueline says, "It does not appear to be in the original game, fwiw."
DavidW says, "You don't need to have data from the other game."
Teaspoon says, "Okies."
Teaspoon says, "So it's in a book. Probably."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and closed and locked)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give hoop to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HOOP TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give bodice to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BODICE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth.
Floyd | "Medieval times: Learned! Innuendo: Memorized! I feel like we're
Floyd | really communicatin' now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "oh dear."
DavidW says, "This should be fun."
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Teaspoon says, "Hey, maybe we can open her chassis now."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "How be ye! I'm ye Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | You catch the Jenny of Tomorrow giving you a smoldering stare.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "Could I have the contents of your chassis?"
Floyd |     5) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     8) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     9) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could I have the contents of your chassis?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure!" The Jenny of Tomorrow opens up her chassis and produces an
Floyd | annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report and a Style Handbook of
Floyd | Proper English.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon exclaims, "bingo!"
zarf says, "poem time!"
Jacqueline says, "Nice"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read handbook"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > READ HANDBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "You come back, now!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read handbook"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ HANDBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | According to the introduction, it promises to eliminate foreign,
Floyd | archaic, and slang usages from the owner's vocabulary, leaving behind
Floyd | only that which is idiomatic and suitable for written prose and
Floyd | broadcast television. There are no pictures.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why is it a cowboy, and not a cowman?" muses Jenny of Tomorrow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Sweet"
DavidW asks, "Aren't you gonna ask Jenny for a poem?"
Jacqueline asks, "So that might let us retain the skills but talk like Jenny?"
Teaspoon asks, "What does Jenny talk like?"
DavidW says, "Normal English. As opposed to French, for example."
Jacqueline says, "Well, and as opposed to Cowmanese, I was thinking."
DavidW says, "Yes, that too."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Howdy, friend! I am ye Jenny
Floyd | of Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow mimes drawing a pistol, spinning it around her
Floyd | finger a few times, and holstering it again. "Sure!" She clears her
Floyd | throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Roses are red
Floyd | violets are blue
Floyd | sugar is sweet
Floyd | I like it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "that was not particularly rude, actually."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Roses are red
Floyd | violets are blue
Floyd | thou lookest funny
Floyd | but I don't mind."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
zarf says, "nor cowboy-medievalish"
zarf says, "better"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mary had a little lamb,
Floyd | a little Pigeon,
Floyd | a little Mutton."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "I enjoyed that."
DavidW says, "That's because Medieval Times probably canceled Innuendo. Maybe."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow accepts your praise with a modest smile. "It
Floyd | just came to me. The world is my inspiration."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow says, "Known skills: etiquette; cowgirl culture;
Floyd | security; active listening; medieval times; innuendo; ...and that's
Floyd | it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW asks, "no, I mean maybe Cowgirl cancelled Innuendo?"
Teaspoon says, "could be."
DavidW says, "I got confused with some of this."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, pardner!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read report"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ REPORT
Floyd |
Floyd | The report covers the pine nut harvest and pine nut futures. It
Floyd | describes pine nut stockpile levels and average pine nut size. It
Floyd | projects pine nut earnings for years to come. There are graphs
Floyd | representing different weather possibilities. It even has a map of the
Floyd | three different agricultural zones in New Mexico, with charts of how
Floyd | many frost days you can expect in each.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give report to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE REPORT TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow eagerly studies the annual Canyonville Pine Nut
Floyd | Harvest report, committing all of its details to memory. "Finances:
Floyd | Acquired! Pine-nuts: Mastered! Weather: Learned! Well now, that was
Floyd | super intriguin'!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Good day to ye! I'm ye Jenny
Floyd | of Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     9) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "8"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 8
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her legs. "Oh yes!  We based the
Floyd | combination on something important! The years of peak pine-nut
Floyd | production were 13, 34, and 45."
Floyd |
Floyd | She reaches over and spins the dial a few times, and your purse clicks
Floyd | open.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon exclaims, "Yay!"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > X PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Adios, bud!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x purse"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PURSE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's pink, and it locks with a combination, so that your most personal
Floyd | and private possessions can't be snooped-on by other people.
Floyd |
Floyd | Thing is, the Jenny of Tomorrow changed the combination last week
Floyd | during training, and you never got around to writing down the new
Floyd | combo.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the pink purse is a library flyer.
Floyd |
Floyd | You haven't dialed the purse to any combination yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "take flyer"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow watches you pick up the library flyer. "Is that
Floyd | for me?" she asks. "I've got lots of spare storage space still!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x flyer"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | New technology comes to the Canyonville Library! Call the Canyonville
Floyd | Librarian and receive books delivered directly to your personal
Floyd | telepod! No waiting! No lines at the circulation desk! The ultimate
Floyd | convenience for all your reading needs!
Floyd |
Floyd | * Some restrictions apply.
Floyd |  ** Offer valid only to households that possess a telepod.
Floyd |  *** No more than one book per household per week.
Floyd | **** Book selection is at the discretion of the librarian. This
Floyd | week's special topic is botanical history!
Floyd |  ***** Only rhyming requests can be accepted at this time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "ooh"
Teaspoon says, "this...is an extremely specific library, really."
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Teaspoon says, "So we have to ask for our plant book in rhyme."
Jacqueline says, "Okay, my food is ready. I don't have a telepod, and the hotel doesn't have room service for some reason, so I'll be right back."
DavidW says, "I honestly don't know how Emily even thinks up puzzlers like this."
Teaspoon says, "okay."
Roger says, "She's had a lot of years of thinking it over"
DavidW says, "It's easily one of the best comp prizes ever."
Jacqueline says, "Back"
Teaspoon says, "that was quick."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Truth"
Teaspoon says, "So...it doesn't have to be good poetry, does it? It just has to thyme."
Teaspoon says, "ah, rhyme."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "You'll see."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Standard Bathroom
Floyd | Sink, taps, toilet, even a bath: this is a fully functional bathroom
Floyd | in every sense except that it's not meant to be used by anyone.
Floyd | There's a little closet, not big enough to step into, that would be
Floyd | used to store clean towels if this were a normal household.
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is very tidy in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telepod sits in the corner here, just to keep it out of the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some melted scissors here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa and wearing a
Floyd | sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You catch the Jenny of Tomorrow giving you a smoldering stare.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "where did we leave the rhyming dictionary?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Standard Bathroom
Floyd | Sink, taps, toilet, even a bath: this is a fully functional bathroom
Floyd | in every sense except that it's not meant to be used by anyone.
Floyd | There's a little closet, not big enough to step into, that would be
Floyd | used to store clean towels if this were a normal household.
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is very tidy in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telepod sits in the corner here, just to keep it out of the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some melted scissors here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "open closet"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CLOSET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x closet"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLOSET
Floyd |
Floyd | Nowadays, the closet is used as a dumping place for Showroom
Floyd | set-dressing props that aren't currently in use.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the closet is a French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "take dictionary"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE DICTIONARY
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting bolt upright on the sofa and wearing
Floyd | a sash. The sash was a good touch, but it's not very Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give dictionary to Jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DICTIONARY TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd | "Rhyme: Acquired! French: I did not spurn what thou asked me to learn!
Floyd | I feel like we're really communicatin' now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), " talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | >  TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Bonjour! I am ye Jenny of
Floyd | Demain." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     9) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow blinks slowly. "But yes, absolument!" She clears
Floyd | her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "There's a colorful man baptized Max
Floyd | qui est toujours on guard for attacks
Floyd |   He was gifted at snipin'
Floyd |   And General ass-wipin'
Floyd | And his medals he piled in stacks."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says, "I wonder what's going on with the formatting of the conversation options."
Jacqueline says, "No big deal, but just curious if it's Floyd or the game."
Teaspoon says, "I am in awe."
DavidW says, "Floyd, I think."
zarf says, "yeah"
Jacqueline says, "That is also an incredible poem."
zarf says, "when a line wraps, it stops indenting"
Teaspoon says, "The poem coding is something else again."
zarf says, "dunno why"
Jacqueline nods.
DavidW says, "Emily did make a blog post explaining some of the coding behind this."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for her," you
Floyd | say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ayup!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Queen heads over to the kitchen and places the call.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not able to hear everything from her side of the conversation,
Floyd | but she comes back a moment later, complaining that the person at the
Floyd | other end described her composition as "drivel" and "doggerel."
Floyd |
Floyd | "They refused to lend any books on that basis," she says, flouncing
Floyd | back to the sofa.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     9) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "I suppose we now have to figure out what the correct combination of items will make her give us a coherent poem about plants."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     9) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "11"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 11
Floyd |
Floyd | "Blessings to ye!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Possibly I should not have had her recite that to the librarian"
Teaspoon says, "I imagine no harm was done."
DavidW says, "No harm done, correct."
Teaspoon says, "but hmm."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give dernier to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DERNIER TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow rapidly studies Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse,
Floyd | committing all of its details to memory. "Fromage: I've maximized ye
Floyd | merchandise thou requested me to memorise! French: Already know that
Floyd | one. Ennui: Learned! Snobbery: Got it. Painting: I've maximized ye
Floyd | merchandise thou requested me to memorise. I notice thou hast not paid
Floyd | me to read these."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "You can phone the library until you get it right."
Teaspoon says, "Oh. So this, along with the poem book, gives ennui, which is tricky, but does give painting, which we'll need later."
DavidW says, "Some skills have multiple ways they can be acquired, yes."
Teaspoon asks, "shall we reset and try to figure out how to get the library book, then?"
DavidW says, "Either that or get the sash off."
Teaspoon says, "oh, right."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give flyer to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE FLYER TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Sighing, the Jenny of Tomorrow dubiously reads through the library
Floyd | flyer. "Advertising: Thy demands for attention elude circumvention.
Floyd | Meh."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow emits a pre-recorded gusty sigh.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "The library puzzle is certainly more interesting."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow languidly peruses the Style Handbook of Proper
Floyd | English, obviously bored. "French: Canceled. Cowgirl culture:
Floyd | Canceled. Medieval times: Canceled. I feel like we're really
Floyd | communicating now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "Oh. So we use that at the end, probably."
Jacqueline says, "That's what I was thinking."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi. I'm the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     9) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow sounds exasperated. "Overrated."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Could you hand me your sash?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     4) "How do you feel about parades?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     6) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     7) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     8) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     9) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 10) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     11) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Could you hand me your sash?" you ask. She looks down at it
Floyd | thoughtfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Parades are the cattle-drives of the bourgeoisie." Then, when you
Floyd | don't reply, she adds, "Help yourself." She takes off the sash and
Floyd | hands it over.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon exclaims, "Bingo!"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sash"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > X SASH
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Cheerio, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "haha"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x sash"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SASH
Floyd |
Floyd | Every Pine Nut Queen needs a sash. This used to be yours: pink satin
Floyd | with white lettering.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "wear sash"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR SASH
Floyd |
Floyd | You slip the sash over your own head. It feels good. Familiar. "I
Floyd | observe you take refuge in roles assigned by other people," remarks
Floyd | the Jenny of Tomorrow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "you're...sarcastic, Jenny."
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look at jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK AT JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The chassis doesn't contain a drinks cabinet, because the Pine Nut
Floyd | Queen is clean-living and doesn't imbibe. Her mini-micro brain uses
Floyd | some of the same circuitry as the Wife of Tomorrow, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's also a gleaming yellow button on the back of her neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x button"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The button resets the Jenny of Tomorrow, booting her with a new
Floyd | personality and causing her to forget any training she's undergone so
Floyd | far. It has been pressed two times today.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "the game remembers?"
Teaspoon asks, "that's not an issue, is it?"
Jacqueline says, "I wouldn't think so."
Teaspoon says, "hmm. suppose not."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa, and looking
Floyd | frankly a little on the underdressed side.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "In absence of further clothing items, I suppose we can just leave her looking underdressed."
DavidW says, "I suppose the button push number acts like a pseudo-score for obsessives."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there. I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "7"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 7
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow says, "We can expect high temperatures most of
Floyd | the week."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow looks down her nose. "You won't be sorry you
Floyd | asked."
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "My father wants me to go to a technical college, and I'm not
Floyd | sure I want to."
Floyd |     2) "I'm afraid of being separated from Jenny if I go to college."
Floyd |     3) "I keep having flashbacks to the Brain-Guzzlers attack."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon asks, "uh, I didn't expect this. Thoughts?"
Jacqueline says, "huh"
Jacqueline says, "Um, 2"
Jacqueline asks, "?"
Teaspoon says, "I'll go with 2."
DavidW says, "2 is good."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a lot to explain, and it's hard to get started, so you circle
Floyd | around the topic for quite a while.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny of Tomorrow nods. "College isn't forever, but it is a big change
Floyd | in a person's life, and it can change relationships. Unfortunately,
Floyd | you've a difficult decision in front of you. But there are more
Floyd | possibilities than you've currently considered. For instance, there
Floyd | are correspondence courses if you wish to study without leaving
Floyd | Canyonville. Most of all, you've not talked to Jenny about this, and
Floyd | it would help a lot to get her opinion. She's probably worried about
Floyd | that part of the future too."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon asks, "how unexpectedly useful?"
Jacqueline says, "Maybe."
Jacqueline says, "Empathetic, at least."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | If it's possible to look both seductive and bored at the same time,
Floyd | the Jenny of Tomorrow is doing a good impression of it. "Known skills:
Floyd | etiquette; security; active listening; innuendo; finances; pine-nuts;
Floyd | weather; rhyme; fromage; ennui; snobbery; painting; advertising;
Floyd | ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW says, "Bet there's a new menu option on the phone now."
Teaspoon says, "oh, god point."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow eyes the sofa upholstery. "Would you say these
Floyd | flowers were better described as puce, or venetian red?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Nothing has ever been prepared in the Ordinary Kitchen, so it is
Floyd | extremely clean and a little short on food and utensils. Still, there
Floyd | are the cabinets (faux walnut) and the sink (functional) to help teach
Floyd | your robot how to interact with a real kitchen. And there's a stove,
Floyd | though to the best of your knowledge the oven has never actually been
Floyd | used.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telephone hangs on the wall, if you need to call Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "call jenny"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny answers the phone on the first ring. "Yoshida Floral," she says.
Floyd | "If you're calling about the misprinted coupon in the Canyonville
Floyd | Gazette, we will be honoring it through next week."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Jenny, it's me again," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, hi!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup."
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |     5) "I'm worried about moving away from you for college."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | You take a deep breath and then just say it. "I'm worried about moving
Floyd | away from you for college."
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny is silent for a long moment. "Me too," she says. "But I didn't
Floyd | want to sound like I'm keeping you from doing what you want. And I
Floyd | know it means a lot to your father, for you to go."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I really want to talk about this more," Jenny says. "Sometime when
Floyd | I'm not watching the store. We need to talk in person."
Floyd |
Floyd | But at least now the topic isn't lurking like one of those Guzzlers in
Floyd | a creepy yellow egg-seed, waiting to climb out.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup."
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "It strikes me that we could give Jenny a horribly catastrophic robot. Even if we don't want to."
DavidW says, "yeah, the robot's not ready."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well... she'll need to know plant types, so she can answer questions
Floyd | in the shop. She should have enough finance skill to handle the
Floyd | register. She should be able to paint ad signs, too. And if she can
Floyd | bake, that would help with the illusion. Otherwise... you know what
Floyd | I'm like!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup."
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Back to painting signs," Jenny says.
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you can hang up, she says, "Thanks again!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You hang up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "You could end the conversation, save, and then call her back to see how a failed attempt goes."
Teaspoon says, "I'll try if anyone else is game."
DavidW says, "I'm scared. I don't want real Jenny mad at us."
Teaspoon exclaims, "That's what reload is for!"
Jacqueline says, "I'll do it. I'm good on the save thing."
Jacqueline clears the save counter.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "call jenny"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny answers the phone after a couple of rings. "Yoshida Floral," she
Floyd | says. "You'll never exceed a bouquet from Yoshida."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Jenny, it's me again," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, hi!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup."
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup," you say. This is it: Jenny's
Floyd | going to judge your work.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wait, really? I'll be right over!"
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** "So I can test her?" Jenny's at the door. She looks... like
Floyd | someone has just given her the key out of prison. Wow. Maybe you
Floyd | didn't quite realize how much she hates working in that shop every
Floyd | day.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Go for it," you say, and gesture at Jenny of Tomorrow.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay," says Jenny. "I'll just try to think of stuff I would ask
Floyd | her... I mean that I would ask me. Or, no, stuff that other people
Floyd | would ask me."
Floyd |
Floyd | You give her a little nod. It's a sensible approach.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | ***"Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |
Floyd | If it's possible to look both seductive and bored at the same time,
Floyd | the Jenny of Tomorrow is doing a good impression of it. "Pine-nuts are
Floyd | a tolerable plant highly recommended by the local Nut Farmers
Floyd | Association."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline asks, "2?"
Teaspoon says, "er, sure."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How much change would you give if I bought an apple sapling with a
Floyd | five dollar bill?"
Floyd |
Floyd | If it's possible to look both seductive and bored at the same time,
Floyd | the Jenny of Tomorrow is doing a good impression of it. "That would be
Floyd | four dollars and sixty-nine cents, accounting for the six cents of
Floyd | local tax on top of the standard sapling price of twenty-five cents."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "Well, we got that right."
Jacqueline asks, "2 again?"
Teaspoon says, "I think so."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow shrugs. "You won't be sorry you asked."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "2."
Jacqueline asks, "3?"
Jacqueline asks, "Like, let her continue? Or 2?"
Teaspoon says, "Uh, no idea."
Jacqueline says, "Let me try 3"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't try to say anything. Best just to wait and see how this
Floyd | plays out.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow sniffs commandingly. "If I must." The Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow gets to work trying to draw a flower, but she gets bogged
Floyd | down when it becomes obvious she's never seen an actual flower at all.
Floyd | Her rendition looks a lot like the pattern on the upholstery.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "Yes, we do rather need the library book for that."
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
Jacqueline says, "so, 1 or 3"
Teaspoon asks, "1?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know why she does that," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Neither Jenny of Today nor Jenny of Tomorrow look your way.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd |
Floyd | If it's possible to look both seductive and bored at the same time,
Floyd | the Jenny of Tomorrow is doing a good impression of it. "We're looking
Floyd | at light rainfall starting by mid morning and stopping by Wednesday. I
Floyd | mean, I think. I can't look outside from here."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW says, "This testing sequence is longer than I expected; I never saw this part."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Where are you really from?"
Floyd |
Floyd | If it's possible to look both seductive and bored at the same time,
Floyd | the Jenny of Tomorrow is doing a good impression of it. "I was
Floyd | manufactured right here in Canyonville!" she says brightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny giggles. "That's... yeah. That's perfect."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "2."
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, I jumped the gun."
Teaspoon exclaims, "That's all right!"
Jacqueline asks, "So, um, 2 again?"
Teaspoon says, "yes"
DavidW says, "I guess Jenny gets that 'where are you really from' question a lot."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd be worried about her trying to use the oven when she doesn't know
Floyd | how," comments Jenny. "Fire safety is important."
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like Actual Jenny has something else to add, so you wait for
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Um," says Jenny. "This is what you think I'm like? I don't even
Floyd | recognize me."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yeah"
Teaspoon says, "Oh dear."
Teaspoon says, "So we'll have to try harder."
Jacqueline says, "We're a good part of the way there."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline tosses the keys back to Tsp
DavidW says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Just teleport me a book, Boo hoo hoo."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Maybe we should make you into the Jenny of Tomorrow."
DavidW manages to look both seductive and bored at the same time.
Teaspoon exclaims, "HA!"
Teaspoon says, "I bet there's an ending for if you have everything right but Jenny is also a cowgirl."
Teaspoon says, "I bet it's very entertaining, too."
Teaspoon asks, "Okay, so...should we make a list? Of what book gives what attribute?"
DavidW says, "I have some of that."
Teaspoon says, "Ooh."
DavidW says, "Great Eats: Cookery."
DavidW says, "Poem book: Poetry and Ennui. Negates Rhyme."
Teaspoon says, "So that one won't help us much."
DavidW says, "French Dictionary: French and Rhyme."
DavidW says, "Goodwyfe: Medieval Times and Innuendo."
Teaspoon says, "...probably don't need that one."
DavidW says, "Stove manual: Advertising and Fire-safety."
DavidW says, "Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide: Etiquette. Negates Ennui."
DavidW says, "Cheyeene Rose: Cowgirl culture, Security, Active listening. Negates Fire-safety."
Jacqueline asks, "I think we needed Goodwyfe to get what was inside her chassis, and once that's done it's no longer needed?"
Teaspoon says, "sounds right."
DavidW says, "Pine Nut report: Finances, Pine-nuts, Weather."
Jacqueline says, "Similarly Cheyenne Rose got us into the purse."
DavidW says, "Proper English: Negates French, Negates Cowgirl culture. Negates Medieval Times."
DavidW says, "Library flyer: Advertising"
Teaspoon says, "I have the impression we'll need one personality for the library, and then one more for Jenny 2.0"
DavidW says, "I didn't record what Le Dernier gives us."
Teaspoon says, "But active listening seems good for Jenny, and we can negate it with the style guide."
Teaspoon says, "oh, here we are. "Fromage: French: Ennui: Snobbery: Painting:"
Teaspoon says, "Hmm. We do need this one, because Painting."
Teaspoon asks, "Maybe cowgirl will cancel snobbery?"
DavidW says, "I don't think Snobbery is a skill name."
DavidW says, "I think that's part of Ennui."
Teaspoon says, "Oh."
Teaspoon says, "So we read the Guide at the end, then."
DavidW says, "well, I think so, This can be double-checked."
Teaspoon says, "And also the stove manual at the end."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to reset?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset jenny"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa, and looking
Floyd | frankly a little on the underdressed side.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The button depresses. The Jenny of Tomorrow's head emits a metallic
Floyd | PING!! noise and her eyes flash twice. She is now back on line.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give dernier to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DERNIER TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow flips through Le Dernier Regret de
Floyd | Thérèse, but says, "Sorry, I need better French before I can
Floyd | understand such a text."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give french dictionary to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE FRENCH DICTIONARY TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow avidly studies the French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd | "Rhyme: Mastered! French: I've maximized the merchandise you requested
Floyd | me to memorise! That's cooler than a fish."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give dernier to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DERNIER TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse,
Floyd | committing all of its details to memory. "Fromage: All of this
Floyd | learning sends my positrons churning! French: Already know that one.
Floyd | Ennui: I've maximized le merchandise you requested me to memorise!
Floyd | Snobbery: Simple enough, I suppose. Painting: Your demands for
Floyd | attention elude circumvention. Would you refrain from boring me with
Floyd | your purposeless tasks?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give guide to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GUIDE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give polite to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE POLITE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow slowly flips through The Polite and Cheerful
Floyd | Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining, obviously bored. "Ennui: Canceled.
Floyd | Etiquette: I've maximized le merchandise you requested me to memorise!
Floyd | Merci!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Bonjour! I'm le Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow mimes smoking a cigarette in a very long holder.
Floyd | "Known skills: rhyme; fromage; french; snobbery; painting; etiquette;
Floyd | ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     7) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 8) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     9) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW says, "oh, I guess Snobbery is its own skill."
Teaspoon says, "I'm not sure how we get rid of it."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Great talking to you, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give rose to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ROSE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow dubiously reads through Cheyenne Rose. "Cowgirl
Floyd | culture: All of this learning sends my positrons churning! Security: I
Floyd | did not spurn what you asked me to learn! Snobbery: Canceled. Active
Floyd | listening: All of this learnin' sends my positrons churnin'! That's
Floyd | cooler than a cast-iron commode on the north end of an iceberg."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "She seems like she'd be cool to hang with in a bar as of right now, though that's our goal."
DavidW says, "Maybe Cheerful Girl negates Snobbery."
Teaspoon says, "ah ha, cowgirl does cancel snobbery."
Teaspoon says, "Cheerful didn't. it just negated ennui, which is a different problem."
DavidW says, "oh Rose cancels it, I see."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the Style Handbook of Proper English.
Floyd | "French: Canceled. Cowgirl culture: Canceled. That's cooler than a
Floyd | frog."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give report"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE REPORT
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the annual Canyonville Pine Nut
Floyd | Harvest report, committing all of its details to memory. "Finances:
Floyd | I've maximized the merchandise you requested me to memorise!
Floyd | Pine-nuts: I did not spurn what you asked me to learn! Weather: All of
Floyd | this learning sends my positrons churning! That was really a
Floyd | high-value use of my time!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give eats"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE EATS
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow eagerly studies Great Eats From Canyonville
Floyd | High!. "Cookery: Acquired! I feel like we're really communicating
Floyd | now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi! I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pauses a moment before replying, "Known skills:
Floyd | rhyme; fromage; painting; etiquette; security; active listening;
Floyd | finances; pine-nuts; weather; cookery; ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "I think that's pretty close."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow lights up. "Sure!" She clears her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "There's an angular man from St Kitt's
Floyd | who ate nothing but affluent grits
Floyd |   Seems his sister, named Nan,
Floyd |   Stole his money and ran,
Floyd | And he found being broke was the pits."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "There's an arduous man of San Juan
Floyd | and in contests of brain, he lacked brawn
Floyd |   He juggled with maces
Floyd |   In low-ceilinged places
Floyd | And instead of an ox bought a fawn."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW asks, "'Fromage' is a skill too?"
Teaspoon says, "Yes."
Teaspoon says, "Not sure how that's useful for anything. Or if it's Jenny-ish."
Jacqueline says, "I think it's Emily-ish"
Teaspoon says, "heh."
Teaspoon says, "so...maybe the french rhyming, and then etiquette, to get a poem."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > RESET
Floyd |
Floyd | While you're conversing, you can only pick conversation options.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow accepts your praise with a modest smile. "It
Floyd | just came to me. The world is my muse."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Farewell, prospective investor!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to reset?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The button depresses. The Jenny of Tomorrow's head emits a metallic
Floyd | PING!! noise and her eyes flash twice. She is now back on line.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give french"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE FRENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the French Rhyming Dictionary or Le Dernier
Floyd | Regret de Thérèse?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give dictionary"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DICTIONARY
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd | "Rhyme: Memorized! French: I've maximized the merchandise you
Floyd | requested me to memorise! Merci!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the Style Handbook of Proper
Floyd | English, committing all of its details to memory. "French: Canceled.
Floyd | That was fascinating!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give etiquette"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ETIQUETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give guide"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GUIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | (to the Jenny of Tomorrow)
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow avidly studies The Polite and Cheerful Girl's
Floyd | Guide To Elegant Dining, committing all of its details to memory.
Floyd | "Etiquette: All of this learning sends my positrons churning! Golly,
Floyd | that was eye-opening reading!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there! I'm the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow plays a mood-enhancing chime. "Sure!" She clears
Floyd | her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Roses are red
Floyd | violets are blue
Floyd | taffy is illustrated
Floyd | and so are you."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Roses are red
Floyd | violets are blue
Floyd | onions stink
Floyd | peonies are pink."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for her," you
Floyd | say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd love to!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Queen heads over to the kitchen and places the call.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not able to hear everything from her side of the conversation,
Floyd | but she comes back a moment later, complaining that the person at the
Floyd | other end described her composition as "drivel" and "doggerel."
Floyd |
Floyd | "They refused to lend any books on that basis," she says, flouncing
Floyd | back to the sofa.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "hmm."
Jacqueline says, "How rude."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "Sure!" She clears
Floyd | her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I once knew a small lad from Lahore
Floyd | who signed up for a stint in the war
Floyd |   But at his first muster
Floyd |   the war lost its luster
Floyd | As his hairline had done just before."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "That was terrible."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow looks annoyed. "You are the one who programmed
Floyd | me!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "I'm not sure how we get the right poem out of her."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read flyer"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | New technology comes to the Canyonville Library! Call the Canyonville
Floyd | Librarian and receive books delivered directly to your personal
Floyd | telepod! No waiting! No lines at the circulation desk! The ultimate
Floyd | convenience for all your reading needs!
Floyd |
Floyd | * Some restrictions apply.
Floyd |  ** Offer valid only to households that possess a telepod.
Floyd |  *** No more than one book per household per week.
Floyd | **** Book selection is at the discretion of the librarian. This
Floyd | week's special topic is botanical history!
Floyd |  ***** Only rhyming requests can be accepted at this time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give report to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE REPORT TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the annual Canyonville Pine Nut
Floyd | Harvest report. "Finances: Acquired! Pine-nuts: I did not spurn what
Floyd | you asked me to learn! Weather: I did not spurn what you asked me to
Floyd | learn! That's cooler than a fish."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I managed to it somehow, but I wasn't taking notes at the time, so I don't know how to replicate it."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi! I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow lights up. "I'd love to!" She clears her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I once knew an old person called Thor
Floyd | of whose sense there was no guarantor
Floyd |   He juggled with maces
Floyd |   In low-ceilinged places
Floyd | His diploma's sent back to the store."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "There was once a large sailor of Bonn
Floyd | who in matters of wit was no swan
Floyd |   But he flattered the Queen
Floyd |   and paid court to a Dean
Floyd | And he took out a loan for a lawn."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW asks, "Do we have the poetry skill?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow accepts your praise with a modest smile. "It
Floyd | just came to me. The world is my inspiration."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow plays a mood-enhancing chime. "Known skills:
Floyd | rhyme; etiquette; finances; pine-nuts; weather; ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "Oh. No."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Farewell, friend!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "reset jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESET JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The button depresses. The Jenny of Tomorrow's head emits a metallic
Floyd | PING!! noise and her eyes flash twice. She is now back on line.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "The poem book grants it."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give poem to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE POEM TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the poem book, committing all of its
Floyd | details to memory. "Poetry: Memorized! Ennui: Learned! Would you
Floyd | refrain from boring me with your purposeless tasks?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give rhyming to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE RHYMING TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow languidly peruses the French Rhyming Dictionary,
Floyd | obviously bored. "Rhyme: Committed to memory. French: I've maximized
Floyd | the merchandise you requested me to memorise. That's duller than a
Floyd | post."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give cheerful to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE CHEERFUL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Sighing, the Jenny of Tomorrow slowly flips through The Polite and
Floyd | Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining. "Ennui: Canceled. Etiquette:
Floyd | I've maximized le merchandise you requested me to memorise! Merci!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the Style Handbook of Proper English,
Floyd | committing all of its details to memory. "French: Canceled. That was
Floyd | fascinating!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hello there! I'm the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "Known skills:
Floyd | poetry; rhyme; etiquette; ...and that's it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pauses a moment before replying, "I'd love to!"
Floyd | She clears her throat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Although we ne'er may meet again,
Floyd |  Enticed by you I shall remain.
Floyd | You graced the front of Pine Gazette,
Floyd |  That meeting I shall ne'er forget.
Floyd | I would not say, 'I love,' but still,
Floyd |  Forgetting you is all uphill.
Floyd | Sweet girl! though only once we met,
Floyd |  you'd ornament my new Corvette."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Bravo! Well done!"
Floyd |     2) "I'm really coming to respect you as an artist."
Floyd |     3) "That was terrible."
Floyd |     4) "Ooh, do me another one!"
Floyd | 5) "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for
Floyd | her."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW asks, "so we have poetry and rhyme now, but no French and ennui?"
Teaspoon says, "Right."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "Let's phone the librarian now and you can recite that for her," you
Floyd | say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Queen heads over to the kitchen and places the call.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not able to hear everything from her side of the conversation,
Floyd | but a few moments later, there's a familiar sound from the telepod.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "woot!"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x telepod"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TELEPOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Standard Bathroom
Floyd | Sink, taps, toilet, even a bath: this is a fully functional bathroom
Floyd | in every sense except that it's not meant to be used by anyone.
Floyd | There's a little closet, not big enough to step into, that would be
Floyd | used to store clean towels if this were a normal household.
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is very tidy in here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telepod sits in the corner here, just to keep it out of the way.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some melted scissors here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x telepod"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TELEPOD
Floyd |
Floyd | A large, egg-shaped pod about the size of a garbage can, but
Floyd | lightweight enough for you to lift.  There's an open hatch in the
Floyd | side.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the telepod is a French botanical book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "get book"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | (the French botanical book)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "read botanical"
Floyd ]  Standard Bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ BOTANICAL
Floyd |
Floyd | The stamping on the spine says Société botanique de France, and there
Floyd | are lots of very pretty drawings of flower types inside.
Floyd | Unfortunately, you can't read a word of it. But the Jenny of Tomorrow
Floyd | might be able to, with the proper training.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | There are plenty of actual laboratories at MinSystems Labs. This isn't
Floyd | one of those: you train your robots in an ordinary household setting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Off to the east is the kitchen area, panelled in faux walnut, and
Floyd | there's a bathroom, south, just for the sake of verisimilitude. The
Floyd | robots do not need to use it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow is sitting properly on the sofa, and looking
Floyd | frankly a little on the underdressed side.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a coffee table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give botanical to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BOTANICAL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow flips through French botanical book, but says,
Floyd | "Sorry, I need better French before I can understand such a text."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give rhyming to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE RHYMING TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd | "Rhyme: Already know that one. French: All of this learning sends my
Floyd | positrons churning! Merci!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give botanical to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BOTANICAL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over the French botanical book. "Botany:
Floyd | Acquired! Merci!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon exclaims, "okay!"
DavidW says, "yay, new skill."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a French botanical book
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "sweet"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give report to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE REPORT TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow rapidly studies the annual Canyonville Pine Nut
Floyd | Harvest report, committing all of its details to memory. "Finances:
Floyd | I've maximized le merchandise you requested me to memorise! Pine-nuts:
Floyd | Mastered! Weather: I've maximized le merchandise you requested me to
Floyd | memorise! That was très très a high-value use of my time!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the Style Handbook of Proper
Floyd | English. "French: Canceled. That's cooler than a toad's nose."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give cowgirl to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE COWGIRL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give rose to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ROSE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over Cheyenne Rose. "Cowgirl culture: I
Floyd | did not spurn what you asked me to learn! Security: All of this
Floyd | learnin' sends my positrons churnin'! Active listening: Memorized! I
Floyd | feel my brains expandin' just lookin' at this!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the Style Handbook of Proper
Floyd | English, committing all of its details to memory. "Cowgirl culture:
Floyd | Canceled. That's cooler than a dead man's nose."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give rhyming to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE RHYMING TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow avidly studies the French Rhyming Dictionary.
Floyd | "Rhyme: Already know that one. French: Learned! Gee whiz, that was
Floyd | some reading!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give dernier to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DERNIER TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow eagerly studies Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse,
Floyd | committing all of its details to memory. "Fromage: I did not spurn
Floyd | what you asked me to learn! French: Already know that one. Ennui:
Floyd | Mastered! Snobbery: I've maximized le merchandise you requested me to
Floyd | memorise. Painting: Your demands for attention elude circumvention.
Floyd | That's duller than a bucket of ditchwater."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow dubiously reads through the Style Handbook of
Floyd | Proper English. "French: Canceled. No one ever asks what is the
Floyd | purpose of all this reading."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give guide to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GUIDE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give etiquette to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ETIQUETTE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a French botanical book
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give elegant to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ELEGANT TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Sighing, the Jenny of Tomorrow dubiously reads through The Polite and
Floyd | Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining. "Ennui: Canceled. Etiquette:
Floyd | Already know that one. I feel like we're really communicating now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give eats to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE EATS TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow regards the cookbook with contempt and crosses
Floyd | her arms. "That calls itself a cookbook?" she says. "There is nothing
Floyd | in there that would be fit for a dog."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "my"
Teaspoon says, "oh. I bet I know what cancels snobbery."
DavidW says, "We still have snobbery, I bet."
Teaspoon says, "give bodice to jenny"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give bodice to jennyd"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BODICE TO JENNYD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give bodice to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BODICE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow rapidly studies Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice
Floyd | Overfloweth. "Medieval times: I've maximized the merchandise you
Floyd | requested me to memorise! Innuendo: I did not spurn what thou asked me
Floyd | to learn! I feel like we're really communicating now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "oh. Oh dear."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give cowgirl to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE COWGIRL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "undo"
DavidW says, "tmg"
Teaspoon asks, "How will undo help?"
DavidW says, "never mind."
DavidW says, "you're going too fast for me to interrupt."
Teaspoon says, "We need a way to cancel snobbery, and I don't know what it is."
DavidW says, "You knew at one point how to do it."
DavidW says, "I think it was Rose."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Home-like Showroom
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give cowgirl to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE COWGIRL TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give rose to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE ROSE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow dubiously reads through Cheyenne Rose,
Floyd | committing all of its details to memory. "Cowgirl culture: Learned!
Floyd | Security: Already know that one. Snobbery: Canceled. Active listening:
Floyd | Already know that one. I feel my brains expandin' just lookin' at
Floyd | this!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow crosses her metal legs, the opposite way from
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give eats to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE EATS TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pores over Great Eats From Canyonville High!,
Floyd | committing all of its details to memory. "Cookery: Acquired! That was
Floyd | fascinating!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give handbook to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE HANDBOOK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow rapidly studies the Style Handbook of Proper
Floyd | English, committing all of its details to memory. "Cowgirl culture:
Floyd | Canceled. Golly, that was eye-opening reading!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give oven to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE OVEN TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "give stove to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE STOVE TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow scrutinizes the stove manual. "Advertising:
Floyd | Learned! Fire-safety: I've maximized the merchandise you requested me
Floyd | to memorise! Poetry: Canceled. That's cooler than a frog."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Manual works too"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "talk to jenny"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow begins to speak: "Hi! I am the Jenny of
Floyd | Tomorrow." She looks nothing like actual Jenny, which is
Floyd | disconcerting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tosses her hair.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow lights up. "Known skills: botany; finances;
Floyd | pine-nuts; weather; rhyme; fromage; painting; etiquette; security;
Floyd | active listening; cookery; advertising; fire-safety; ...and that's
Floyd | it."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow says, "Plant summer squash in late May and
Floyd | expect to harvest by fall."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "4"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "Sure!"
Floyd |
Floyd | 1) "My father wants me to go to a technical college, and I'm not
Floyd | sure I want to."
Floyd |     2) "I keep having flashbacks to the Brain-Guzzlers attack."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "Oops."
Teaspoon asks, "2?"
DavidW says, "sure"
Jacqueline says, "Sure"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | You talk about the ooze, and the noise of the saucers. You talk about
Floyd | the nightmares. You talk about the time when you thought Jenny was
Floyd | dead. It's not a very organized explanation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny of Tomorrow listens for a while. "I fear you've experienced
Floyd | something very frightening," she says. "It's almost as though you've
Floyd | been to war. After something like that, you may expect some long-term
Floyd | effects."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Jacqueline asks, "Can you pause a sec?"
Jacqueline says, "I want to compare lists."
Teaspoon says, "oh, sure."
Jacqueline asks, "I... think this is good?"
Teaspoon says, "I think it's everything, yes."
Jacqueline says, "I'm not sure what makes her able to answer questions about the store."
Teaspoon says, "That's finance, I thought."
Teaspoon says, "Which we have."
Jacqueline says, "Well, that's math and the cash register."
Jacqueline says, "I don't see how that's the store, but okay."
Teaspoon says, "isn't the store about plants? So we needed plant knowledge."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "5"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 5
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pauses a moment before replying, "Sure!" The
Floyd | Jenny of Tomorrow gets to work with pastels on board. Thirty minutes
Floyd | later, there's a full-color sign wreathed in a border of
Floyd | botanically-accurate heather blooms, surrounding exquisite lettering
Floyd | inviting the buyer to buy seedlings now, 5 cents for a packet.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "6"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "6"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 6
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow lights up. "I could, though I could also do
Floyd | something else if you wanted. Would you like a Finn, perhaps paired
Floyd | with some Orange jam?"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "Hmm."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "8"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 8
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "We're looking at
Floyd | decreasing winds starting later today and persisting until Wednesday."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "9"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 9
Floyd |
Floyd | "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost singlehanded?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pauses a moment before replying, "Not quite
Floyd | singlehanded. But I was part of the team that pulled it off."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what you're trained in right now."
Floyd |     2) "Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |     3) "Can you write me a poem?"
Floyd |     4) "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |     5) "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |     6) "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |     7) "Do you remember how to unlock my purse?"
Floyd |     8) "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd | 9) "Is it true you fought off the Brain Guzzlers almost
Floyd | singlehanded?"
Floyd |     10) "I'm done talking now."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "10"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 10
Floyd |
Floyd | "Goodbye, prospective investor!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a French botanical book
Floyd |   a sash (being worn)
Floyd |   a French Rhyming Dictionary
Floyd |   a library flyer
Floyd |   a Style Handbook of Proper English
Floyd |   an annual Canyonville Pine Nut Harvest report
Floyd |   Cheyenne Rose
Floyd |   a collapsible hula hoop
Floyd |   Great Eats From Canyonville High!
Floyd |   Ye Goodwyfe's Bodice Overfloweth
Floyd |   a stove manual
Floyd |   The Polite and Cheerful Girl's Guide To Elegant Dining
Floyd |   Le Dernier Regret de Thérèse
Floyd |   a poem book
Floyd |   a pink purse (being worn and open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think you might be ready."
Jacqueline exclaims, "I think so too!"
DavidW says, "certainly worth saving and trying."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Go fot it. :)"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | Nothing has ever been prepared in the Ordinary Kitchen, so it is
Floyd | extremely clean and a little short on food and utensils. Still, there
Floyd | are the cabinets (faux walnut) and the sink (functional) to help teach
Floyd | your robot how to interact with a real kitchen. And there's a stove,
Floyd | though to the best of your knowledge the oven has never actually been
Floyd | used.
Floyd |
Floyd | The telephone hangs on the wall, if you need to call Jenny.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "call jenny"
Floyd ]  Ordinary Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CALL JENNY
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny answers the phone after a couple of rings. "Yoshida Floral," she
Floyd | says. "We have a special on roses all this week."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Jenny, it's me again," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, hi!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "Remind me what the Jenny of Tomorrow should do?"
Floyd |     2) "Could I borrow your diary to train her with?"
Floyd |     3) "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup."
Floyd |     4) "Okay, thanks! I'll call you back when she's ready."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | "Fake Jenny is ready for her closeup," you say. This is it: Jenny's
Floyd | going to judge your work.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wait, really? I'll be right over!"
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Teaspoon pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | *** "So I can test her?" Jenny's at the door. She looks... like
Floyd | someone has just given her the key out of prison. Wow. Maybe you
Floyd | didn't quite realize how much she hates working in that shop every
Floyd | day.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Go for it," you say, and gesture at Jenny of Tomorrow.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay," says Jenny. "I'll just try to think of stuff I would ask
Floyd | her... I mean that I would ask me. Or, no, stuff that other people
Floyd | would ask me."
Floyd |
Floyd | You give her a little nod. It's a sensible approach.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Teaspoon pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | ***"Can you give me some tips about plant care?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "In this part of New
Floyd | Mexico, plant beans indoors in early May, outdoors in late May, and
Floyd | expect to harvest in September to mid-October."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says, "I think it's just two on everything."
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How much change would you give if I bought an apple sapling with a
Floyd | five dollar bill?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pauses a moment before replying, "That would be
Floyd | four dollars and sixty-nine cents, accounting for the six cents of
Floyd | local tax on top of the standard Conkling sapling price of twenty-five
Floyd | cents. Or, if they went for the more deluxe Tom Blake Hard Times, the
Floyd | base price would be fifty cents with twelve cents tax, for change of
Floyd | $4.38."
Jacqueline says, "2 or 3"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you listen to my troubles?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "Sure!"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can you paint a sign advertising seasonal flowers?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow plays a mood-enhancing chime. "You won't be
Floyd | sorry you asked!" The Jenny of Tomorrow gets to work with pastels on
Floyd | board. Thirty minutes later, there's a full-color sign wreathed in a
Floyd | border of botanically-accurate lavender blooms, surrounding exquisite
Floyd | lettering inviting the buyer to buy seedlings now, 5 cents for a
Floyd | packet.
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you know how to bake Snickerdoodles?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "I could, though I
Floyd | could also do something else if you wanted. What would you say to
Floyd | Arugula Mashed Potato Divinity?"
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "3"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 3
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't try to say anything. Best just to wait and see how this
Floyd | plays out.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's the weather forecast?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow pauses a moment before replying, "We're looking
Floyd | at rising pressure starting in a few hours and stopping by Monday."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Where are you really from?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow tilts her head pleasantly. "I was manufactured
Floyd | right here in Canyonville!" she says brightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny giggles. "That's... yeah. That's perfect."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I don't know why she does that."
Floyd |     2) "Good, isn't she?"
Floyd |     3) "..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good, isn't she?" you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny flashes you a smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Is it true you knew Tokyo Rose?" Jenny asks the robot.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know who that is," says the Jenny of Tomorrow.
Floyd |
Floyd | When people find out Jenny was at Gila River Internment Camp, they
Floyd | come out with all kinds of questions, even though she was still a
Floyd | little kid when she left. Questions about whether she knew spies
Floyd | there, and what it was like, and why her family didn't go back to
Floyd | Fresno afterwards. Since Jenny's Granny doesn't talk about that topic,
Floyd | Jenny doesn't know the answer either. She told you once that the main
Floyd | thing she remembers is being warned to look out for scorpions.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny's being very quiet, looking at the Jenny of Tomorrow, so you
Floyd | say, "She isn't able to get upset about stupid questions."
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny nods. "That's good. Useful feature."
Floyd |
Floyd | The Jenny of Tomorrow looks at Jenny hopefully and smiles.
Floyd |
Floyd | Everyone is quiet for a moment, waiting for Jenny to say whatever
Floyd | she's going to say.
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like Actual Jenny has something else to add, so you wait for
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm... honestly I'm kind of amazed," says Jenny. "She's so detailed.
Floyd | And definitely a better painter than I am."
Floyd |
Floyd |     1) "I've had a lot of time to study the original."
Floyd |     2) "I love you."
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
zarf says, "aw"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, nice touch."
Teaspoon says, "2"
Jacqueline says, "Sure"
DavidW says, "yeah"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "2"
Floyd ]  Home-like Showroom
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > 2
Floyd |
Floyd | "I love you."
Floyd |
Floyd | It gets easier to say with practice. And it seems to need repetition,
Floyd | because every time you think things are finally clear between you and
Floyd | Jenny, they get muddied up again. But you're getting better at it.
Floyd | Maybe now you can actually talk about what's going to happen after
Floyd | this summer.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** That couldn't really have gone any better ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "Aw."
Teaspoon says, "That was sweet."
Jacqueline says, "Yay. Awesomeness."
DavidW says, "So good."
Teaspoon says, "I think we did everything."
DavidW says, "I think so too."
DavidW says, "Snickerdoodles for everyone!"
Teaspoon says, "heh"
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Teaspoon says, "still don't know what fromage does."
zarf says, "makes you fromidable"
DavidW says, "Probably alters some poems."
vimes says, "makes them cheesier, sort of thing"
Teaspoon says, "heh"




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