ClubFloyd Transcript:
Till Death Makes a Monk-Fish Out of Me
by Michael J. Sousa and Jon Ingold

As played on ifMUD on December 18, 2014

Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Unlike ClubFloyd, NightFloyd often takes on significantly larger works of interactive fiction, knowing going in that each one will take multiple sessions (but not always, as you'll see in this transcript). NightFloyd is also a bit more informal than ClubFloyd in that it's only announced on the ifMUD #clubfloyd bulletin board, and the time shifts around to meet player's schedules far more than ClubFloyd does. NightFloyd is organized by genericgeekgirl, aka Adri.

Below is a transcript of Till Death Makes a Monk-Fish Out of Me written by Michael J. Sousa and Jon Ingold. Till Death Makes a Monk-Fish Out of Me was released as part of the 2002 Interactive Fiction Competition, in which it took second place and won the price for Miss Congeniality. It went on to be nominated for Best Game, Best Writing, Best Story, and Best Individual Puzzle in the 2002 Xyzzy Awards. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


ToyShop & Floyditorium
#ClubFloyd Discussion



Ghogg asks, "up for spinning ifdb on random?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Sure"
Ghogg says, "ok, I'm going to hit the random and pick the first one that works on floyd"
Ghogg says, "looks like ... till death make a monk-fish out of me"
Ghogg says, "which oddly, I have not played, but most others may have so ..."
genericgeekgirl says, "I think NF played that, albeit a few years ago."
Ghogg says, "nothing else looks like it works. I can hit the button again if you like"
Zach says, "I haven't played it"
Ghogg says, "let's see, it was 2009"
Ghogg asks, "you up for a clubfloyd repeat?"
DavidW says, "I'm pretty sure I've played Monk-Fish."
Zach says, "According to ifwiki, it's in the exciting Building genre"
genericgeekgirl says, "I'm not really playing, so I'm happy with whatever."
DavidW says, "(and geez, really lagging)"
You say (to floyd), "load tildeath"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |
Floyd | tadsr - A text-only TADS 2.5.10 Interpreter.
Floyd | Copyright (c) 1993, 2006 by Michael J. Roberts.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "After you, Professor," Zak says, holding open the door.  "Think - if
Floyd | this works you'll be standing on the surface in no time!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, Zak, I know."
Floyd |
Floyd | TILL DEATH MAKES A MONK-FISH OUT OF ME
Floyd | Interactive Fiction
Floyd | Copyright (c) 2002, 2003 by Michael J. Sousa and Jon Ingold.
Floyd | (First-time players should type HELP)
Floyd | Release 1.1 / Serial number 021103 / TADS 2.56
Floyd |
Floyd | Machine Room
Floyd |    The floor is a tangle of cables running from the bank of heavy
Floyd | machinery to the man-sized glass cylinder in the corner; it's like a
Floyd | blender plugged into a car-battery in a giant's world.  The whole
Floyd | arrangement looks suspiciously haphazard.
Floyd |
Floyd | Dr. Kurner is already here, looking like he only just got out of bed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The others enter behind you.  "All set, Professor?" asks Zak, clapping
Floyd | you on the back.  Taking your arm he helps you into the glass tube.
Floyd | You don't need help, but this is a Momentous Occasion.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I probably should just watch anyway."
Ghogg says, "I dunno why I never got round to this one"
You say (to floyd), "x tube"
Floyd | I don't see any tube here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
[questionablecontent] inky says, "in most families claire would be the most awkward siblinf"
You say (to floyd), "x cables"
Floyd | The cables connect the various components to your machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | The glass door slides quickly shut.  Your view of the scientists is
Floyd | somewhat obscured by a note, taped to the inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh, this bit is clever"
DavidW says, "at the beginning"
DavidW says, "Actually, there are several clever bits in this game."
You say (to floyd), "x note"
Floyd | (first taking the note)
Floyd | "Well, Professor.  I suspect that from now on you will not prove a
Floyd | problem in my life any more.  Your machine is under my control.  Shall
Floyd | we say: if you are reading this, you are already dead."
Floyd |
Floyd | "FIVE," booms the automated countdown voice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "noooo"
Zach says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd | The glass cover is locked; but your eyes fall to the release switch on
Floyd | the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside all the scientists gather around the machinery, intent; tapping
Floyd | gauges and nodding seriously.  All except Dr. Kurner, that is, who
Floyd | stands off to one side, leaning heavily on a counter, staring at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "FOUR."  There's a slight snigger sound just at the end; you remember
Floyd | laughing when you recorded that last week.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "pull switch"
Floyd | It's a push switch.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey - do you suppose it should be sparking like that?" Zak pipes up.
Floyd | The others tut and mutter.
Floyd |
Floyd | "THREE."  Power begins to build.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "of course it is"
Zach says (to Floyd), "push switch"
Floyd | You push the release.  Nothing results but a grating noise.  It's
Floyd | broken!
Floyd |
Floyd | "And then there's quite a bit of smoke too, isn't there?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "TWO."  The cables on the floor wriggle like a squid.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "knock on door"
Floyd | You smack the glass heavily.  Zak turns and gives you a cheery wave,
Floyd | then turns back.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Maybe we should open it up and take a look?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Dr. Kurner's attention is taken briefly by a school of fish passing by
Floyd | the window.  No dedication, that man.
Floyd |
Floyd | "ONE."  The coils at the top of the cylinder make a searing noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "die"
Floyd | I don't know the word "die".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "dan ce"
Floyd | I don't know the word "dan".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd | I don't know the word "dance".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "yell"
Floyd | Your words are muffled by the glass; which steams up as you shout.  You
Floyd | could probably write in the condensation with a fingertip, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Anyone got a screwdriver?"  A few pat their pockets, and shrug.
Floyd |
Floyd | "ZER-OH!"  The machine blasts a spurt of searing white light, as though
Floyd | your head has come off.  The scientists outside barely seem to notice
Floyd | as they hunt around for a coin to use in the screw-head.  Just as
Floyd | everything fades fuzzily to black, you see Kurner stumble himself; then
Floyd | the world slides away...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Consciousness projection.  They'd not said it couldn't be done, but
Floyd | they had said it was pretty unlikely.  They'd not said you were mad,
Floyd | but they had said you were a little unusual, especially in your taste
Floyd | for sushi.  But you knew, if anyone down in AtlantisLab needs anything,
Floyd | it's a holiday on the surface.  Preferably a holiday as a
Floyd | twenty-two-year-old beach dweller.
Floyd |
Floyd | Which is where you should be right now.  It feels colder than Hawaii
Floyd | should this time of year.  You have a slight headache.  It's dark - so
Floyd | you open your eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to Zach), "go ahead"
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You have nothing, absolutely nothing.  And you're cold as a
Floyd | consequence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | Well, you seem to be naked.  This isn't your body either.  So
Floyd | everything's gone to plan; except this doesn't look a lot like Hawaii.
Floyd |
Floyd | Tied around your toe is a tag.  It reads "John Doe."  Well, at least
Floyd | you know what name you should answer to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hooray"
Zach says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd | You stand up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | In a drawer, standing up
Floyd |    You are standing up in a long metal drawer, halfway up a large wall
Floyd | of metal drawers.  Most of the others are closed; yours is open.  Below
Floyd | - about ten feet or so - is the floor of an unfamiliar room, with a
Floyd | door at the far end.  The main features seem to be metal:  metal
Floyd | ceiling, metal walls, metal piping along one side.  Coupled with the
Floyd | dim lighting, this is definitely not Waikiki Beach, by any stretch of
Floyd | the imagination.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "out"
Floyd | The ground is too far to jump!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "x drawers"
Floyd | Your drawer is empty bar you, without even a sheet, and is labelled
Floyd | "John Doe" at the front.  Looking around the others you see they're all
Floyd | labelled too - there's Jeremy Doe off to one side; Jack Doe a few
Floyd | levels up, and the lowest down you can read is Ms. Jenny Doe; who's
Floyd | about halfway to the ground.  The surrounding drawers are all closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd | Your drawer is already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
says (to floyd), "open jeremy doe"
You say (to floyd), "open jeremy doe"
Floyd | I don't see any jeremy doe here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "open jeremy doe drawer"
Floyd | I don't see any jeremy doe drawer here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "climb down"
Floyd | What do you want to climb down?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "climb down drawers"
Floyd | The ground is too far to jump!
Floyd |
Ghogg says, "hmm"
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x pipe"
Floyd | The room is designed in smooth, sparse fashion.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Emily goes home.
Emily has disconnected.
Zach says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd | You're not tired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd | You're a scientist, not an idiot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "yell"
Floyd | You resist the urge.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "out of ideas, unless our drawer syntax is wrong"
DavidW asks, "I know the other drawers are openable. Perhaps try 'open jeremy's drawer'?"
You say (to floyd), "open jeremy's drawer"
Floyd | You slide open Jeremy's drawer.  He's inside, asleep.  He seems to have
Floyd | a peg-leg.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter jeremy's drawer"
Floyd | You try to haul yourself, but his drawer starts to wobble alarmingly as
Floyd | you tug on it, and you wouldn't want to wake him.  Besides, you're
Floyd | headed downwards, surely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "get peg-leg"
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "eek"
You say (to floyd), "open jack's drawer"
Floyd | You stand up, and can easily reach Jack's drawer to slide it open.
Floyd | Jack is inside, but he appears to be asleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "x jack"
Floyd | You can only really make out his feet from down here, but they're very
Floyd | still, so he must be fast asleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wake jack"
Floyd | Don't wake him.  He looks like he's sleeping real deeply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter jack's drawer"
Floyd | You try to haul yourself, but his drawer starts to wobble alarmingly as
Floyd | you tug on it, and you wouldn't want to wake him.  Besides, you're
Floyd | headed downwards, surely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "open jenny's drAWER"
Floyd | (with the peg-leg)
Floyd | Hooking the drawer with Jeremy's leg, you slide it open.  Poor old
Floyd | Jenny rolls into view.  She looks positively knackered.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "enter jenny's drawer"
Floyd | The peg is far too cumbersome for this manoeuvre, so you first give it
Floyd | back to good old Jeremy next door.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a fair way down - so first you get a solid grip on the edge of
Floyd | your pallet, and then very gradually you slide off it.  There's a
Floyd | moment of flailing before one toe meets her drawer.  Slight kick in the
Floyd | ribs - you freeze - but she hasn't noticed.  Lucky.  Next foot, you
Floyd | can't see where it's going - oops, that felt like her head; you feel
Floyd | certain her eyes must open any second, you'll hear a complaint... no,
Floyd | no, somehow you get away with it.  The next time you put it down it's
Floyd | more or less onto a clear space - bar some hair.
Floyd |
Floyd | You let go of your drawer, now firmly astride Jenny's, and rub your
Floyd | hands.  There's a deep shadowed groove in either palm from holding up
Floyd | your weight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to Zach), "save? dunno how deadly this game is"
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf9"
Floyd | File to save game in >
Floyd | Saved.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "oh no I am confused which is it"
You say (to floyd), "x jenny"
Floyd | Jenny is a red-head, and a good-looking one too.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wake jenny"
Floyd | That might make for quite an embarrassing scene, don't you think?  You
Floyd | have broken into her drawer uninvited.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "d"
Floyd | You make the final fall to the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "open compartment"
Floyd | Which compartment do you mean, Rosalind's compartment, Kathleen's
Floyd | compartment, Victoria's compartment, or Charlotte's compartment?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
You say (to floyd), "rosalind's"
Floyd | Inside the compartment is an empty trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open all compartments"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd | Which compartment do you mean, Rosalind's compartment, Kathleen's
Floyd | compartment, Victoria's compartment, or Charlotte's compartment?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "rosalind's"
Floyd | Inside the compartment is an empty trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open all compartments"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open kathleen's compartment"
Floyd | You slide open the compartment.  Inside is a trolley on which lies what
Floyd | is clearly a corpse.  A transparent sheet covers face down to ankles,
Floyd | like it was wrapped in cling-film.  Only the feet protrude - no tag.  A
Floyd | little horrified, you slam the compartment closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "open victoria's compartment"
Floyd | You quickly slide it open and shut -- same story as the other
Floyd | compartment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open Charlotte's compartment"
Floyd | You quickly slide it open and shut -- same story as the other
Floyd | compartment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "get trolley"
Floyd | You can't reach it from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Eek, this means Rosalind is a zombie"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x toe"
Floyd | "John Doe."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x hatch"
Floyd | The hatch is about three foot square and flush with the floor.  Just by
Floyd | it is a circular recess in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open hatch"
Floyd | The hatchway will not open, will not budge and will not slide either.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Oh, now the scientist recognizes corpses."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x recess"
Floyd | It's roughly ten centimeters wide and deep, and is barely a meter off
Floyd | the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | You can't see much from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "enter rosalind's compartment"
Floyd | You enter Rosalind's compartment.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Rosalind's compartment
Floyd |    A metal box, seven foot by four foot by five, arranged such that you
Floyd | could lie down spread-eagled but stoop when you stand.  The west wall
Floyd | is missing.  In the middle of the floor is a low flat trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "get trolley"
Floyd | It's too heavy to lift.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "push trolley west"
Floyd | You push the trolley west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x hatch"
Floyd | The hatch is about three foot square and flush with the floor.  Just by
Floyd | it is a circular recess in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x recess"
Floyd | It's roughly ten centimeters wide and deep, and is barely a meter off
Floyd | the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg asks, "I guess up is an exit?"
Zach asks, "Up?"
Zach says, "Yeah"
Ghogg says, "it's a little ambiguous as written"
Ghogg says, "go for it"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bow"
Floyd | Anything for a little credit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x device"
Floyd | It's rectangular in shape and the words
Floyd |
Floyd | ** ERROR - Reset Required **
Floyd |
Floyd | are printed on the tiny display.  Near the display is a button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x button"
Floyd | It's a single black button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "push button"
Floyd | The display is cleared.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x wubdiw"
Floyd | I don't know the word "wubdiw".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd | Across the glass in arcing letters is emblazoned:  "YRAUTROM" (though
Floyd | the R's are a little strange).  Which is - you're quite sure - a place
Floyd | in Jordan; and not a place in Hawaii.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is bright in the corridor beyond, which smarts your eyes a little.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the bottom of the ramp, a robot appears through the hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "oho"
Zach says, "omg guys"
Zach says, "The PC isn't too bright"
Ghogg asks (of Zach), "totally did *not* see that coming am I right?"
Zach says, "So right"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x robot"
Floyd | The orange robot is shaped like a square coffee-table resting on one
Floyd | side.  The two legs - or rather, arms - at the top each boast a shining
Floyd | disc, like eyes; though only one is a camera lens and the other is a
Floyd | stubby protrusion like a hockey puck.  The two bottom prongs are run
Floyd | with caterpillar tracks.  Slung between them is brown hexagonal tube.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is a Hearse-o-Matic, a Hansome.  Printed along one side is the
Floyd | robot's name: Charlotte.
Floyd |
Floyd | Charlotte positions its hexagonal tube by the trolley base with a
Floyd | muffled clang.  It then powers toward you up the ramp, pushing the
Floyd | trolley ahead of it.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I knew from the toe tag."
Lionheart says, "I suppose we should cut the PC some slack, he needs some braaaaains."
Ghogg asks, "are there any other exits?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "exits"
Floyd | I don't know the word "exits".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | In the middle of the floor is a low flat trolley.  Just left of the
Floyd | door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot extends its hockey puck to an absurd length, reaching over
Floyd | the trolley in front, to clip into the recess by the door.  The
Floyd | entrance slides open, and the robot and trolley both disappear through
Floyd | the door.  Then the door slams shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg asks, "er, did we just lose? I guess we needed to be in the trolley?"
Zach has disconnected.
Zach has connected. Zach says, "Hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd | It is locked, it seems.  By the side, at shoulder height, is a black
Floyd | glass palm-scanner.  Three feet below is a circular recess and to the
Floyd | left is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Unless there's another trolley?"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "d"
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x compartments"
Floyd | The names read: Kathleen, Victoria, Charlotte and Rosalind.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hatch slides open long enough to spit out an orange robot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open charlotte's compartment"
Floyd | You quickly slide it open and shut -- same story as the other
Floyd | compartment.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot - whose name appears to be Kathleen - rumbles up the ramp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open kathleen's compartment"
Floyd | You open the compartment - there is a trolley inside, pallet to a
Floyd | paleface, conveyance for a cadaver, station for a stiff.  You let it
Floyd | rest in peace, and close the compartment once more.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the top of the ramp, the robot does something to make the door open,
Floyd | and slips through.  Then the door slams shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "hmm"
Zach asks, "So, zombie robots?"
Ghogg asks, "probably a way to tag a ride on the robot then?"
DavidW says, "I think the game is still playable and winnable."
Ghogg says (to floyd), "z"
Floyd | Time passes...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "z"
Floyd | Time passes...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "z"
Floyd | Time passes...
Floyd |
Floyd | The hatch slides open long enough to spit out an orange robot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "get on robot"
Floyd | There's no surface to clamber on.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot - whose name appears to be Victoria - rumbles up the ramp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "hum"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "undo"
Floyd | (Undoing one command)
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "u"
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot - whose name appears to be Victoria - rumbles up the ramp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "follow robot"
Floyd | But Victoria is right here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot inserts its hockey puck into the circular recess and opens
Floyd | the door long enough for it to power through.  Then the door slams
Floyd | shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg asks, "I guess we need to nab the puck?"
Zach says, "Hmm, sure"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "undo"
Floyd | (Undoing one command)
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "get puck"
Floyd | I don't see any puck here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "get robot"
Floyd | The days when you could pick up something so large, bulky and just
Floyd | plain heavy are long past.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot inserts its hockey puck into the circular recess and opens
Floyd | the door long enough for it to power through.  Then the door slams
Floyd | shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "undo"
Floyd | (Undoing one command)
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to Zach), "try noodling a bt"
Zach asks, "Mind if I try restoring?"
Ghogg says, "yeah"
Jacqueline disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. Ghogg says, "maybe restore, get out the trolley again, push trolly to next to button, push button, jump in"
Zach says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf9"
Floyd | File to restore game from >
Floyd | Restored.
Floyd |
Floyd | In Jenny's drawer
Floyd |    You are standing precariously at the end of Jenny Doe's drawer.
Floyd | Yours is open some way above, and the ground in within jumping
Floyd | distance.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jenny seems blissfully unaware of your presence.  Though when she
Floyd | wakes, she's going to wonder about the bruise across her stomach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd | You make the final fall to the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open rosalind's"
Floyd | Inside the compartment is an empty trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push trolley"
Floyd | The trolley's inside the compartment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push trolley west"
Floyd | You can't seem to do that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter rosalind's"
Floyd | You enter Rosalind's compartment.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside Rosalind's compartment
Floyd |    A metal box, seven foot by four foot by five, arranged such that you
Floyd | could lie down spread-eagled but stoop when you stand.  The west wall
Floyd | is missing.  In the middle of the floor is a low flat trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push trolley west"
Floyd | You push the trolley west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.  In the middle of the
Floyd | floor is a low flat trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push trolley up"
Floyd | You start pushing, but with the trolley so heavy it rolls back, and
Floyd | with it so low it's hard to get more weight behind.  In the end, you
Floyd | give up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Gerynar arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | Top of ramp
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  You could take your bow, lit by the spotlight-glow
Floyd | through the window, or slip offstage through the door just beside it.
Floyd | Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd | The display is cleared.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | Bottom of ramp
Floyd |    This is a thin room then, between the wall of square drawers like a
Floyd | tiling and another side of sheer metal, east and west respectively.
Floyd | The floor is split-level; from where you stand a ramp leads up and
Floyd | northward, and light from a window there tumbles back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawers stop about five feet from ground-level; below are four
Floyd | compartments.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a smooth hatch set into the south wall.  In the middle of the
Floyd | floor is a low flat trolley.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hatch slides open long enough to spit out an orange robot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "get on trolley"
Floyd | You lie on the trolley.  It's cold.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot positions its hexagonal tube by the trolley base with a
Floyd | muffled clang.  It then powers away up the ramp, taking you with it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of ramp, on on the trolley
Floyd |    This is a small stage, facing the stalls below down a ramp to the
Floyd | south, with the royal boxes on the wall above, reserved it seems for
Floyd | the Doe family.  Above you is a circular recess which is attached to a
Floyd | door.  Just left of the door is a small device.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg crosses his fingers
Zach says, "Hooray"
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | Time passes...
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot extends its hockey puck to an absurd length, reaching over
Floyd | the trolley in front, to clip into the recess by the door.  The
Floyd | entrance slides open, and it passes through, taking you with it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Once in the corridor outside, you leap from the trolley before it, and
Floyd | the robot, power away.
Floyd |
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor,
Floyd | lighting round the bends on either hand, but right now your eyes are
Floyd | elsewhere - drawn to the window of the room you have just left.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf10"
Floyd | File to save game in >
Floyd | Saved.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x portholes"
Floyd | Through the portholes swim a variety of underwater fish, lit in the
Floyd | half-glow leaking from this dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot pushes the trolley through the hatch in the southwest wall
Floyd | and disappears.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x window"
Floyd | Here it is light, and there it is dark, and the glass acts as a mirror
Floyd | over which your haggard face looms.  Only it is not your face.  It is
Floyd | the face of Dr. Kurner.  A moment of staring is not enough, and you
Floyd | stare some more.  His nose is your nose, his eyes, wet and squinting,
Floyd | are your eyes, they move as you look over them.  You feel the tightness
Floyd | of his skin around your mouth and cheekbones.  And worse: his face is
Floyd | framed, like an advert for a circus clown, by an arcing title in large
Floyd | letters:
Floyd |
Floyd | MORTUARY
Floyd |
Floyd | Dead!  Ridiculous!  You're not dead!  You're standing upright.  Indeed,
Floyd | you're breathing!  Aren't you?  There - you blow a long breath onto the
Floyd | glass, and a pool of condensation smokes it over.  Alive.  You're
Floyd | alive.  And the sooner you can get back to your machine and get
Floyd | yourself back into your own skin, the better.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "oh, I'd fingered him as the villain"
Zach says, "He is"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "sw"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The condensation on the window evaporates away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "se"
Floyd | The airlock is closed.  And it doesn't look in good repair, either.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "He stole our body!"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x airlock"
Floyd | The airlock is circular, and damaged, with loose wiring hanging from
Floyd | the frame. Set in the centre is the access mechanism, above is a small
Floyd | square spyhole.  The sight beyond it is not good - you can make out
Floyd | twisted metal, bent panels and wiring dripping from the ceiling like
Floyd | thick seaweed.  It appears not to have been breached, though, as there
Floyd | is no water.  Something moves about within: something large and orange.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Kathleen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x kathleen"
Floyd | The orange robot is shaped like a square coffee-table resting on one
Floyd | side.  The two legs - or rather, arms - at the top each boast a shining
Floyd | disc, like eyes; though only one is a camera lens and the other is a
Floyd | stubby protrusion like a hockey puck.  The two bottom prongs are run
Floyd | with caterpillar tracks.  Slung between them is brown hexagonal tube.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is a Hearse-o-Matic, a Hansome.  Printed along one side is the
Floyd | robot's name: Kathleen.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
says (to floyd), "se"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "se"
Floyd | The airlock is closed.  And it doesn't look in good repair, either.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x wires"
Floyd | Two wires, crudely torn.  They spark occasionally - and are quite
Floyd | possibly live!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf11"
Floyd | File to save game in >
Floyd | Saved.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "touch wire"
Floyd | Of course!  If you electrocute yourself - if you die - then your
Floyd | consciousness will flip back to your original body!  It's bound to,
Floyd | after all!  And then your problem is solved! ... Though you'll still
Floyd | have to help Dr. Kurner, somehow, wherever he is.  Excellent idea.
Floyd |
Floyd | You steel your courage, raise your hand... and have a moment of doubt.
Floyd | Are you sure you want to do this?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | You close your eyes, and close your hand around the two ends of the
Floyd | wires.  There is a terrible sparking as electricity leaps between them,
Floyd | flowing blue lightning between your fingers, along your skin, down your
Floyd | palm!
Floyd |
Floyd | However, due to Dr. Kurner's plastic prosthetic wrist replacement, it
Floyd | doesn't get much further than that.  Your hand comes away, a little
Floyd | blackened.
Floyd |
Floyd | The airlock door slides open.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Victoria.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "boo"
Ghogg says, "har"
Zach says (to Floyd), "lick wire"
Floyd | I don't know the word "lick".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "well, this might be a little like In the End"
Ghogg says, "but less dark"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "se"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  Where the corridor is most
Floyd | crumpled, one of the panels underfoot is loose, rippling out from the
Floyd | floor.  A large orange robot is whirring back and forth here.  It is
Floyd | Rosalind.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "get panel"
Floyd | The panel is heavy, and one end is stuck in a pinch of metal, but this
Floyd | acts neatly as a hinge.  You prop it with a clang against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Beyond is a dark hole in the flooring.  Who knows how far a drop it
Floyd | might be, how long one might tumble before finally crunching to certain
Floyd | death on the floor?
Floyd |
Floyd | Rosalind whirrs slowly across the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "d"
Floyd | You cross yourself once.  This is it - a long jump - air whipped from
Floyd | your mouth - certain death on a solid flooring, who knows how far down.
Floyd | You can see nothing in there, it is black.  Will they ever find this
Floyd | body?  Who can say?  You close your eyes and leap into the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd | And land, an instant later, in a waist-deep hole.
Floyd |
Floyd | In a Hole
Floyd |    You are waist-high in a hole in the floor, in the middle of a
Floyd | corridor of mangled metal walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear Rosalind's trudging footsteps.  With a loud rumble, the robot
Floyd | looms over your head, filling your vision the way a cloud can blot out
Floyd | the sun.  You cower, raising your arms instinctively over your eyes, as
Floyd | Rosalind pitches forward into the hole...
Floyd |
Floyd | But it seems the centre of those robots is just a sheet of orange
Floyd | paper, as it rips easily when it hits your head.  A crash-smash later,
Floyd | you are standing in the debris of shattered robot, half filling the
Floyd | pit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "l"
Floyd | In a Hole
Floyd |    You are waist-high in a hole in the floor, in the middle of a
Floyd | corridor of mangled metal walls.  It's filled with the mangled rubble
Floyd | of robot parts, all a lurid orange.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "search rubble"
Floyd | Amongst the orange parts you find the robot's hockey-puck arm, which
Floyd | you take.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "u"
Floyd | You scramble out of the hole.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "exits"
Floyd | I don't know the word "exits".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "aw"
Zach says, "Poor Rosalind"
Ghogg says, "if I was playing alone usually I test all the directions just in case but that'd be spammy"
Ghogg asks, "I think nw then sw though?"
Zach says, "Go for it"
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | The only exit is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x hatch"
Floyd | The hatch is about three foot square and flush with the floor.  Just by
Floyd | it is a circular recess in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Kathleen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in recess"
Floyd | The hatch slides open for a brief moment, then slams shut.  You put the
Floyd | arm in once more, and this time, slip through.
Floyd |
Floyd | Curving Corridor
Floyd |    The western side of the dome, and an area not designed for human
Floyd | personnel.  Robot hatches stand secure at the north and southern ends,
Floyd | the latter a little dented, perhaps in the same explosion that damaged
Floyd | the east side.  Portholes peer out in the dark, their ring broken by a
Floyd | passage to the west, opposite an open archway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kathleen emerges from the northern hatch and heads south.  With a
Floyd | swish-snap, the southern hatch opens and she lumbers through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
says (to floyd), "s"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "s"
Floyd | That hatch is sealed to you, and likely to remain so.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd | By Airlock
Floyd |    This is just a short vestibule, from the airlock to the west to the
Floyd | main corridor back east.  The airlock door is sealed, but looking
Floyd | through its panel, you can see a long corridor, leading off into the
Floyd | distance.  This must be the umbilical to the rest of the lab.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd | The airlock door is shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x door"
Floyd | The door is sealed shut.  You can make out the opening mechanism - on
Floyd | this door it's near the top, out of reach for stumpy Dr.  Kurner and
Floyd | probably your old self too.  Set into the centre of the door is a
Floyd | viewing panel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x panel"
Floyd | You can see a long corridor, leading off into the distance.
Floyd |
Floyd | You spot a robot trudging along the curving corridor, disappearing
Floyd | through the southern hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg asks, "any ideas?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | The vestibule runs east to west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Curving Corridor
Floyd |    The western side of the dome, and an area not designed for human
Floyd | personnel.  Robot hatches stand secure at the north and southern ends,
Floyd | the latter a little dented, perhaps in the same explosion that damaged
Floyd | the east side.  Portholes peer out in the dark, their ring broken by a
Floyd | passage to the west, opposite an open archway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | The hatch is shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open north hatch"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x north hatch"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x hatch"
Floyd | Which hatch do you mean, the southern hatch, or the northern hatch?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ahhh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x northern hatch"
Floyd | The hatch is about three foot square and flush with the floor.  Just by
Floyd | it is a circular recess in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in northern recess"
Floyd | I don't see any northern recess here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in recess"
Floyd | Which recess do you mean, the dented recess, or the circular recess?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in circular recess"
Floyd | The hatch opens; you dart through.
Floyd |
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | An orange robot is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Argh, confusing directions"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in recess"
Floyd | The hatch opens; you dart through.
Floyd |
Floyd | Curving Corridor
Floyd |    The western side of the dome, and an area not designed for human
Floyd | personnel.  Robot hatches stand secure at the north and southern ends,
Floyd | the latter a little dented, perhaps in the same explosion that damaged
Floyd | the east side.  Portholes peer out in the dark, their ring broken by a
Floyd | passage to the west, opposite an open archway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in dented recess"
Floyd | There is a dull click.  It seems not to want to work.  There could be a
Floyd | hundred finicky mechanical reasons why.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Computer Core And Coffin Room
Floyd |    This appears to be the hub of the Hansome's world.  Along one wall
Floyd | runs a large computer bank, over which soft lights play in colours
Floyd | tailored for electric eyes.  The far corner of the room contains a
Floyd | large glass cylinder that disappears through the ceiling; it is open at
Floyd | the bottom, where a coffin waits. The centre of the floor is taken up
Floyd | by a circular hatch marked "Waste Disposal".  The juxtaposition is
Floyd | quite unpleasant, and if too much so, you could leave back west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "cylinder"
Floyd | There's no verb in that sentence!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x cylinder"
Floyd | It's glass, and stretches upwards.  During a funeral, the base seals,
Floyd | it fills with water and coffins are flushed out to be found and buried
Floyd | on land.  You'd seen it before on the designs for this place, but never
Floyd | realised they'd been so heartless as to actually build the thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x hatch"
Floyd | Ah, the eco-friendly waste system.  A hatch, with a short tunnel,
Floyd | another hatch, and then the sea.  Waste goes into through one door and
Floyd | is ejected into the water.  Simple, effective, and self-cleaning.  The
Floyd | waste disposal hatch is closed, and there is no immediately obvious
Floyd | control to change that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x coffin"
Floyd | The coffin is a smart black number of regular height.  It is unmarked,
Floyd | open, and waiting with a depressing certitude.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "save"
Floyd | File to save game in >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "cf12"
Floyd | Saved.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
says (to floyd), "enter coffin"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "enter coffin"
Floyd | You made that mistake when you joined AtlantisLab.  You're not doing it
Floyd | again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "grr"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "l"
Floyd | Computer Core And Coffin Room
Floyd |    This appears to be the hub of the Hansome's world.  Along one wall
Floyd | runs a large computer bank, over which soft lights play in colours
Floyd | tailored for electric eyes.  The far corner of the room contains a
Floyd | large glass cylinder that disappears through the ceiling; it is open at
Floyd | the bottom, where a coffin waits. The centre of the floor is taken up
Floyd | by a circular hatch marked "Waste Disposal".  The juxtaposition is
Floyd | quite unpleasant, and if too much so, you could leave back west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "computer"
Floyd | There's no verb in that sentence!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x computer"
Floyd | The computer has one main screen, a circular recess to serve as a
Floyd | monodigital keyboard, and a flat black palm scanner.  However, your
Floyd | gaze is taken by one larger switch, marked with beautiful portent:
Floyd | PERSONAL DETONATION DISPENSEMENT.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "push switch"
Floyd | You tug the switch.  It sticks halfway, and a message appears on the
Floyd | screen: DISPENSEMENT SET.  PROCEED VIA PERSONAL SETTING.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "touch scanner"
Floyd | Of course, it probably won't be happy with your print.  But you put
Floyd | your palm on the glass anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The computer heaves and splats.  You barely notice a squat oblong fire
Floyd | out from its base, because of a searing pain that shoots across your
Floyd | palm.  You pull back your hand, to find you have been branded!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x brand"
Floyd | The brand is a small black button - a tattoo just left of your
Floyd | lifeline.  Beneath it is inscribed "Press for detonation."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach O
Zach says (to Floyd), "press button"
Floyd | Your finger hovers over the contact.  Eyes to palm, eyes to bomb.  You
Floyd | can't help feeling it's a slightly extreme way to go.  But you press
Floyd | the button anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | "!ERROR - PERSONAL WITHIN BLAST RADIUS!" screams a siren from just
Floyd | above your wrist.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "aww"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x keyboard"
Floyd | Much like the others you've seen.  Around the circumference are marked
Floyd | small lines.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor, you hear the sound of the robot hatch opening and
Floyd | closing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x lines"
Floyd | I don't know the word "lines".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x screen"
Floyd | The screen is blank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg asks, "hmm, have we exhausted our places except for the broken thing?"
Zach and his life partner Soupy once built an ark with all same-sex animals when the ice caps melted.
Zach has disconnected.
Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions.
Gerynar has disconnected. Ghogg asks (of Zach), "you ok?"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "e"
Floyd | The only exit is west, back to the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd | Curving Corridor
Floyd |    The western side of the dome, and an area not designed for human
Floyd | personnel.  Robot hatches stand secure at the north and southern ends,
Floyd | the latter a little dented, perhaps in the same explosion that damaged
Floyd | the east side.  Portholes peer out in the dark, their ring broken by a
Floyd | passage to the west, opposite an open archway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "se"
Floyd | That hatch is sealed to you, and likely to remain so.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "n"
Floyd | The hatch is shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | The norhern hatch flips open and out pops Kathleen.  She slowly lumbers
Floyd | southward, disappearing through the southern hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yeah, sorry, internet disconnected"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x northern hatch"
Floyd | The hatch is about three foot square and flush with the floor.  Just by
Floyd | it is a circular recess in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "And brain is sleepy"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "put puck in recess"
Floyd | The hatch opens; you dart through.
Floyd |
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "push button"
Floyd | You press the small black button.
Floyd |
Floyd | "!ERROR - PERSONAL WITHIN BLAST RADIUS!" screams a siren from just
Floyd | above your wrist.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "hum hum"
Ghogg says, "drive for a little"
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in recess"
Floyd | The hatch opens; you dart through.
Floyd |
Floyd | Curving Corridor
Floyd |    The western side of the dome, and an area not designed for human
Floyd | personnel.  Robot hatches stand secure at the north and southern ends,
Floyd | the latter a little dented, perhaps in the same explosion that damaged
Floyd | the east side.  Portholes peer out in the dark, their ring broken by a
Floyd | passage to the west, opposite an open archway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | By Airlock
Floyd |    This is just a short vestibule, from the airlock to the west to the
Floyd | main corridor back east.  The airlock door is sealed, but you recall
Floyd | that a long corridor leads off into the distance.
Floyd |
Floyd | You spot a robot trudging along the curving corridor, disappearing
Floyd | through the southern hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | The airlock door is shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | The vestibule runs east to west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open hatch"
Floyd | I don't see any hatch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Lies"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x recess"
Floyd | I don't see any recess here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x airlock"
Floyd | The door is sealed shut.  You can make out the opening mechanism - on
Floyd | this door it's near the top, out of reach for stumpy Dr.  Kurner and
Floyd | probably your old self too.  Set into the centre of the door is a
Floyd | viewing panel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mechanism"
Floyd | Nothing fancy, just a large button that you'd need to jab.  You just
Floyd | can't reach it, that's all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd | Time passes...
Floyd |
Floyd | A robot enters the corridor to the east and with a twist of her arm,
Floyd | darts through the southern hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Curving Corridor
Floyd |    The western side of the dome, and an area not designed for human
Floyd | personnel.  Robot hatches stand secure at the north and southern ends,
Floyd | the latter a little dented, perhaps in the same explosion that damaged
Floyd | the east side.  Portholes peer out in the dark, their ring broken by a
Floyd | passage to the west, opposite an open archway to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | The hatch is shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put puck in circular"
Floyd | The hatch opens; you dart through.
Floyd |
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | The door is closed and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Kathleen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel"
Floyd | Flat black glass, a panel that uses all manner of fancy beams to read
Floyd | over your palm-print and check you are who you think you are.
Floyd | Unfortunately, it's not clever enough to realise you now think you are
Floyd | someone that you actually aren't.  Or you think you are someone who
Floyd | you're not, but really are.  Or something like that.  Anyway, it's a
Floyd | pig-ignorant machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "I'm really confused"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | The door is closed and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "The room connections curve around"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "put hand on panel"
Floyd | It bleeps red, displaying "PATTERN NOT IN DATABANK".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I was thinking to try and get the peg leg again"
Zach says, "To press the airlock mechanism"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x striplight"
Floyd | The neon striplight illuminates the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Victoria.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | The only exit is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd | It is locked, it seems.  By the side, at shoulder height, is a black
Floyd | glass palm-scanner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "I'd jump in but I really have no idea what to do"
Ghogg says, "I feel like we're missing a place/item"
Zach says, "Yeah"
Lionheart says, "Maybe something in the other drawers in the morgue? What else besides a peg leg might there be in there"
inky asks, "can you use the peg leg to push the button?"
Ghogg says, "I seem to remember we had to set the pegleg down to jump down"
Zach says, "Yeah"
Zach asks, "Can we get back in?"
Ghogg says, "lemme just wander for a sec"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "e"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the rumbling sound of another robot in the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "e"
Floyd | The only exit is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "n"
Floyd | The only exit is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x panel"
Floyd | The panel has been lifted back and leans against a wall.  A hole nows
Floyd | fills the south end of the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "s"
Floyd | You can go no further, as the ceiling pinches together.  Only a rat
Floyd | could get through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floydx), "wiring"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "x wiring"
Floyd | The wiring is dark and dead, like the hair of a drowned mermaid.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the rumbling sound of another robot in the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | An orange robot is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "s"
Floyd | The door is closed and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "se"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "nw"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "e"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the rumbling sound of another robot in the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "guh"
Ghogg asks, "e and se are the same?"
Ghogg says, "it describes the corridor as curving southeast but the airlock door to the east"
Ghogg says (to floyd), "nw"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | An orange robot is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "s"
Floyd | The door is closed and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "sw"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "n"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Charlotte.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "nw"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "ne"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "u"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says (to floyd), "d"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "yeah, I dunno"
Ghogg says, "I'm gonna have cookies, you can keep trying if you want"
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf12"
Floyd | File to save game in >
Floyd | Saved.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "I think I'm done for the night. Anyone else?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You have a robot arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your left palm has been branded with a button.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Kathleen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | An orange robot is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x striplight"
Floyd | The neon striplight illuminates the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch panel"
Floyd | It bleeps red, displaying "PATTERN NOT IN DATABANK".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch panel with arm"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch panel with disc"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch panel with puck"
Floyd | I don't recognize that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put puck on panel"
Floyd | Nothing happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Victoria.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on victoria"
Floyd | There's no surface to clamber on.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "enter hatch"
Floyd | The hatchway will not open, will not budge and will not slide either.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open porthole"
Floyd | Oh, brilliant idea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "break porthole"
Floyd | Oh, brilliant idea.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Charlotte.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "lick wire"
Floyd | I don't know the word "lick".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get wire"
Floyd | The wires slip through your hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch wires"
Floyd | The wires slip through your hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd | It's dark down there, you can't make anything out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | You leap into the dark and land, an instant later, in a waist-deep
Floyd | hole.
Floyd |
Floyd | In a Hole
Floyd |    You are waist-high in a hole in the floor, in the middle of a
Floyd | corridor of mangled metal walls.  It's filled with the mangled rubble
Floyd | of robot parts, all a lurid orange.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search rubble"
Floyd | There's nothing more there, but for her mangled remains.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get rubble"
Floyd | Oh, why don't you just walk off with a corpse instead?  Besides, it's a
Floyd | bunch of heavy orange metal plates, which aren't exactly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd | You scramble out of the hole.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | The only exit is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Victoria.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x panel"
Floyd | The panel has been lifted back and leans against a wall.  A hole nows
Floyd | fills the south end of the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Charlotte.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x charlotte"
Floyd | The orange robot is shaped like a square coffee-table resting on one
Floyd | side.  The two legs - or rather, arms - at the top each boast a shining
Floyd | disc, like eyes; though only one is a camera lens and the other is a
Floyd | stubby protrusion like a hockey puck.  The two bottom prongs are run
Floyd | with caterpillar tracks.  Slung between them is brown hexagonal tube.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is a Hearse-o-Matic, a Hansome.  Printed along one side is the
Floyd | robot's name: Charlotte.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | You slip through the airlock, into a mangle of metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | Collapsed Corridor
Floyd |    This was the eastern quadrant of the dome, but something has fallen
Floyd | away and it is now a mangle of sheets of metal, intersecting skew-like.
Floyd | About halfway along, the roof is so low to the floor as to admit a mere
Floyd | few centimeters of space between.  Wiring hangs from the neon light,
Floyd | but only the first segment is still lit.  The loose panel is propped
Floyd | against the wall, revealing a promising, deep hole into the bowels of
Floyd | the dome.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the rumbling sound of another robot in the corridor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | You can go no further, as the ceiling pinches together.  Only a rat
Floyd | could get through.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the corridor outside you hear the swish-snap of the robot hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | Corridor
Floyd |    The corridor curves southeast to southwest, smooth metal walls low
Floyd | and merging over your head.  Portholes splatter the north side like
Floyd | bullet-holes.  A neon striplight runs the length of the corridor, light
Floyd | leaking round the bends until it is cut on the west side by a
Floyd | robot-hatch, and on the east by an airlock door, which is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the south is the door back to the mortuary, a black glass panel by
Floyd | its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | The robot's hatch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x robot arm"
Floyd | It's a two-inch long black cylinder, as wide as your prosthetic wrist.
Floyd | One end is marked with concentric ridges - that's the end that fits the
Floyd | hatch-locks.  It must be telescopic, somehow, but you can't see a
Floyd | mechanism.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | You are Dr. Kurner.  You shudder at that realisation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Victoria.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "extend robot arm"
Floyd | You waggle and flip the cylinder, but it refuses to extend to its full
Floyd | length.
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shake robot arm"
Floyd | You waggle and flip the cylinder, but it refuses to extend to its full
Floyd | length.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pull robot arm"
Floyd | You waggle and flip the cylinder, but it refuses to extend to its full
Floyd | length.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | You have a robot arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your left palm has been branded with a button.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Can we get a button on our right, prosthetic, palm?"
Ghogg says, "sounds like it is worth a try"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x palm"
Floyd | Your palm contains a brand.  Beneath it is inscribed "Press for
Floyd | detonation."
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the door appears Charlotte.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x right palm"
Floyd | I don't see any right palm here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x right hand"
Floyd | I don't see any right hand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x hands"
Floyd | Your palm contains a brand.  Beneath it is inscribed "Press for
Floyd | detonation."
Floyd |
Floyd | The robot opens the hatch and rumbles through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg says, "need to sneak to bed"
Ghogg goes home. * Rob has joined the channel.
inky made a fortune in the lucrative pasta business in revolutionary France.
inky has disconnected.
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
Ellison has disconnected.
DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd | Do you really want to quit?  (YES or NO) >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd |
Floyd | Bye, thanks for playing!
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
genericgeekgirl disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
AWatt arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
AWatt chooses rock. RPS Bot 3000 chooses paper. Winner: RPS Bot 3000.
AWatt chooses paper. RPS Bot 3000 chooses scissors. Winner: RPS Bot 3000.
AWatt chooses paper. RPS Bot 3000 chooses scissors. Winner: RPS Bot 3000.
AWatt chooses scissors. RPS Bot 3000 chooses scissors. Winner: Tie. * AWatt has joined the channel.
AWatt disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.




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