ClubFloyd Transcript:
Robin & Orchid by Ryan Veeder and Emily Boegheim
As played on ifMUD on September 18, 2014

Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Unlike ClubFloyd, NightFloyd often takes on significantly larger works of interactive fiction, knowing going in that each one will take multiple sessions (but not always, as you'll see in this transcript). NightFloyd is also a bit more informal than ClubFloyd in that it's only announced on the ifMUD #clubfloyd bulletin board, and the time shifts around to meet player's schedules far more than ClubFloyd does. NightFloyd is organized by genericgeekgirl, aka Adri.

Below is a transcript of Robin & Orchid written by Ryan Veeder and Emily Boegheim. Robin & Orchid took second place in the 2013 Interactive Fiction Competition. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask robinandorchid"
Floyd ]
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey glances around the newspaper office. "Orchid is gone, right?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, she left. Why do you ask?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wanted to give you this while she wasn't around." He hands you a
Floyd | thick, well-leafed notebook. "It's just kind of a guide kind of thing,
Floyd | with some general information and directions, just to help you get
Floyd | around. Don't let Orchid see it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Are you sure I'll require so much background material? And why
Floyd | shouldn't Orchid see it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, Robin," Casey says, and he spins around a chair to sit on it
Floyd | backwards in what he surely thinks is a very casual and friendly pose,
Floyd | "Orchid is a church member, and you're not, and you missed the
Floyd | lock-in, so you don't have a lot of the context that Orchid has. I
Floyd | just wanted to put you on an even footing. And for your second
Floyd | question, I might have written some things in there that I wouldn't
Floyd | have said to Orchid's face."
Floyd |
Floyd | You nod, and slip the notebook into your backpack. "I'm sure you've
Floyd | adequately prepared me for my mission."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, I have. You're welcome. No, wait, I've got one more thing to
Floyd | say. Make sure you take lots of pictures, obviously. It's your job.
Floyd | That's one." He starts counting on his fingers. "Um, it's more fun if
Floyd | you run off by yourself, so make sure you get Sharon off your back.
Floyd | That's two. And keep an open mind. I mean, just because you don't
Floyd | believe in ghosts doesn't mean you're not gonna see one.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, yeah. That's three things."
Ghogg arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. genericgeekgirl asks, "Anyone still reading?"
DavidW says, "I'm good"
Olly says, "Not I."
zarf arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | "So, yeah. That's three things."
Floyd | Robin & Orchid
Floyd | An exercise in photojournalism by Ryan Veeder & Emily Boegheim
Floyd | Release 3 / Serial number 131027 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Sharon, in her wisdom, decided that everybody should sleep in this
Floyd | cramped corner of the church basement.
Floyd |
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on a tidy patch of floor, ready for when
Floyd | you finish your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid is lounging around, lecturing you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You'd better hold onto this," she says, handing you the camera,
Floyd | "you're the official photographer. Just don't forget, if you see
Floyd | something that might be evidence of a ghost, make sure you take a
Floyd | photo of it."
Floyd |
Floyd | You slip the camera strap around your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x toys"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOYS
Floyd |
Floyd | Toy cars, a lot of wooden blocks, a tea set, that kind of thing. It
Floyd | looks like someone tried to take a bite out of one of the blocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid notices your notebook. "What's all that?" she asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, Casey gave it to me. It's just some notes about things in the
Floyd | church."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Is there anything about me in there?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't think so," you lie, and Orchid loses interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Lying is bad. We should not lie in a church."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite block"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BITE BLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the toys)
Floyd | You gather up an armful of toys.
Floyd |
Floyd | The prospect raises a sick feeling in your stomach. All these toys are
Floyd | probably covered in germs.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, and," Orchid adds, "don't turn the lights on while you're looking
Floyd | around unless you have to. Some ghosts won't appear unless it's dark,
Floyd | and we've only got tonight to gather all our evidence."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "<3 I am so glad that worked."
Zach says, "Eww"
Olly says, "Heh."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lie to orchid"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIE TO ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lie"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "tell truth"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TELL TRUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Well, ok."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon stomps into the nursery. "There are supposed to be some
Floyd | blankets somewhere in this nursery," she says. "Robin, can you find
Floyd | them and grab them for me?" She looks thoughtfully at the child-sized
Floyd | cots scattered around the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kiss orchid"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | The reason your overnight investigatory team had to consist of two
Floyd | girls was to minimize the chances of any funny business.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, girls," Sharon says. "Here's how this is going to work."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg goes home. genericgeekgirl says, "Hahahahahahahahha."
Zach asks, "Minimize? Are you sure?"
Olly says, "Shows what they know."
Olly says, "We should probably read the notebook."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read notebook"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ NOTEBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | The notebook is thick, and as you flick through the pages, it looks
Floyd | like it's nearly full. Surely Casey didn't make notes about
Floyd | everything in the church? How long did he spend on this
Floyd | anyway?
Floyd |
Floyd | There's way too much information here to sit down and read it all at
Floyd | once, but you can look up anything you want to know about.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon continues, "This is your story and your investigation, so don't
Floyd | expect me to be running around the church with you all night." She
Floyd | pushes one of the cots up against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison arrives, full of fun and funk. DavidW asks, "hm. This is sounding very familiar. Perhaps I played it with ClubFloyd and didn't take any notes?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon is the student teacher assisting the staff advisor for the West
Floyd | High Warbler. In the past the staff has always managed quite
Floyd | well without a student teacher, but she does come in handy as a
Floyd | chaperone for situations like this.
Floyd |
Floyd | She pulls another of the cots toward her and lines it up with the
Floyd | first one. "I don't care if you stay up all night, tomorrow isn't a
Floyd | school day so it's not my problem if you're exhausted. Personally, I
Floyd | want my eight hours, though."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "I'm sorry, but an adult is seriously letting us investigate ghosts?"
Lionheart says, "New to me anyhow."
Olly says, "In a church."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kill sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to assume you'd get in huge trouble if you attacked
Floyd | Sharon—like suspended-at-the-very-least levels of trouble.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So I'm going to stay here and sleep, and you two are going to get on
Floyd | with your investigating, and not wake me up unless there's a
Floyd | life-threatening emergency or something."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up blankets in notes"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BLANKETS IN NOTES
Floyd |
Floyd | [This action may cause some slight lag in the browser version of this
Floyd | game. We sincerely regret any inconvenience.]
Floyd |
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "What I heard is that you guys are going to sleep in the nursery,
Floyd | which doesn't make sense because there are couches in the youth rooms,
Floyd | but I guess those couches are pretty grody actually. I see your point.
Floyd | They keep some blankets up in the cupboards, but somebody as short as
Floyd | you is probably going to have to climb up on top of the recliner to
Floyd | reach them. No offense, Robin. I'm just saying. You're really short."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Orchid, pass me that cot in the corner, will you?" Sharon asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid pulls a face but goes to get it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up orchid"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Here's an anecdote about Orchid. This happened just recently. I
Floyd | didn't tell you, because I wanted to save it for here. Okay:
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm at school after hours because of rehearsals. But we're still in
Floyd | the fairly lazy stage of the production, so there's lots of time to
Floyd | just goof off around the school. So while the underclassmen are
Floyd | sitting around in the hall running lines, I head up to the drama
Floyd | office, because there are donuts there.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Orchid and Aiden Kingsley are already up in the office, and as
Floyd | soon as I poke my head in Orchid looks up and says 'Actors only,
Floyd | please!' and I'm like 'Actually, I am an actor,' and she says, 'Well,
Floyd | you know what I mean.'
Floyd |
Floyd | "No, Orchid! I do not have the slightest idea what you mean. I would
Floyd | have just grabbed a donut and left, but you're not allowed to take the
Floyd | donuts out of the drama office, so I just left.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wouldn't say I hate Orchid. Hate is a very strong word. I
Floyd | completely hate Aiden, though."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Just don't complain to me when you've spent the whole night
Floyd | ghost-hunting and have nothing to show for it. Thanks, Orchid." Sharon
Floyd | pushes the last cot into place alongside the other two and frowns at
Floyd | the result.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up me"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ME
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Let's see. Robin is, I would say, the second-best writer on the
Floyd | newspaper staff. She is pretty fun a lot of the time but some of the
Floyd | time she is a stick in the mud. Mostly she's good though. She came to
Floyd | the church youth group one or two times but now she doesn't want to go
Floyd | back for a bunch of reasons. The reason I am writing about you in the
Floyd | third person is: it's a joke. It's supposed to be funny."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon unrolls a thin mattress on top of the cots. "I expect the West
Floyd | High Warbler can find some other story to run if this one
Floyd | doesn't work out. It'll be a nuisance, though."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon is shuffling some tiny cots around, trying to to turn them into
Floyd | a grown-up-sized bed.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid is lounging around, yawning.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Have you found the blankets yet?" Sharon asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, but I can't reach them." You point out the location of the
Floyd | blankets.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon tries to pull them down from the cupboard and fails. She's
Floyd | barely taller than you are. "This room was designed for giantesses,"
Floyd | she grumbles.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x recliner"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The armchair is covered in lumpy blue corduroy. At least it's clean.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on recliner"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You step up onto the seat of the recliner, adding at least a foot to
Floyd | your height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "get blankets"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BLANKETS
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the nursery cupboards)
Floyd | Yes, there are the blankets. Right where Casey said they'd be.
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl rolls eyes.
genericgeekgirl says, "Worst. Teacher. Ever."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x blankets"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLANKETS
Floyd |
Floyd | The blankets are small, thin, and colorful. Probably they're designed
Floyd | for making kids' afternoon naps fun, not for actually sleeping under.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give blankets to sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BLANKETS TO SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon takes the pile of blankets from you. "Thanks, Robin," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | Suddenly Orchid gasps and grabs your arm. "Someone's outside!" she
Floyd | squeaks, pointing at the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind the glass, you see a pale face, blurry in the dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scream"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCREAM
Floyd |
Floyd | You let out a panicky shriek. Sharon jumps and glares at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Photograph it!"
Olly says (to Floyd), "take photo of face"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PHOTO OF FACE
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | The click of the shutter sounds loud in the silence and seems to
Floyd | startle the creature outside the window. It turns and vanishes out of
Floyd | the light, its tail flicking past the glass. Orchid gives a
Floyd | high-pitched giggle.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Scared of a cat!" Sharon says. "You better not freak out and wake me
Floyd | up every time you mistake a shadow for a ghost tonight."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, ">^..^<"
Olly says, "Cap cap."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "meow"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MEOW
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in cupboard"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN CUPBOARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The nursery cupboards are empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid peeks over your shoulder at the photo you took. "Hey, that's
Floyd | good!" she says. "I guess you can see how it's a cat now, but it
Floyd | looked really spooky, didn't it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open window"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | It seems to be stuck. Anyway, it's really too cold to have the windows
Floyd | open.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon yawns. "Right, I'm going to bed now. Keep out of trouble, don't
Floyd | break anything, and don't wake me up unless it's really,
Floyd | really serious, got it?" Without waiting for an answer, she lies
Floyd | down on the row of cots, facing away from you, and pulls the blankets
Floyd | over herself.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid says, "We'd better get started. How about this: you check out
Floyd | the basement, and I'll go upstairs and look around there, and then
Floyd | we'll meet up and compare notes. Don't forget to take a photo if you
Floyd | find any evidence of a ghost!" She slips out of the room. A moment
genericgeekgirl no
Floyd | later, you hear her footsteps echoing in the stairwell as she heads
Floyd | back up to the main floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "oops"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yes, let's split up."
genericgeekgirl says, "Nothing terrible can happen."
Olly says, "She doesn't even have a camera."
Lionheart) Shaggy says, "Me 'n' Scoob'll go check out the kitchen."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Oh man. Do you think she's gonna be a little brat and try to scare us?"
DavidW says (to Lionheart), "yay!"
Olly asks, "And why do we get the basement?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery (on the recliner)
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bag"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | This is the sleeping bag you got in fifth grade. You still fit in it
Floyd | just fine, so you can't replace it, even though it's in an unbearable
Floyd | shade of magenta.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "There are no unbearable shades of magenta."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under recliner"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in bag"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleeping bag is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "So I presume she went south, and we should go west."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look out window"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK OUT WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photo"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO
Floyd |
Floyd | It's the photo you took of the cat looking in through the window. How
Floyd | did you ever think it was a person? It's much too small and pale to be
Floyd | anything human. Although outside the window, obscured by the glass, it
Floyd | did look pretty ghostly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Cats are evil. Everyone kn0wefaoiewfjiaw4jaesflkj... Ignore that. Cats are great."
Olly says, "Possibly great, but widely acknowledged to be supernatural."
genericgeekgirl) genericgeekgirl says, "Please send help."
Olly says, "Heh."
genericgeekgirl asks, "West?"
Olly says, "West."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first getting off the recliner)
Floyd | You switch the lights on in the next room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south and north. Mounted on the wall is a
Floyd | gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I thought we weren't turning on lights."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x painting"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | The piece is very pleasant, if not particularly interesting: the
Floyd | inoffensive greens and pinks could suggest river waters, or branches
Floyd | waving in the wind. Its size is probably its most impressive quality.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look behind painting"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look under painting"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Sometimes a painting is just a painting"
Olly says, "I also thought we weren't turning on lights."
Zach says, "Ghosts aren't real!"
Olly says, "This is interactive *fiction.*"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stairs"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STAIRS
Floyd |
Floyd | The flight of stairs is wide enough for three or four people to walk
Floyd | side by side on it. The basement must get a lot of traffic sometimes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "We might be able to carry things in our sleeping bag if we need to."
genericgeekgirl says, "Room to drag dead bodies."
genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the lights off in the basement stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bag"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It'll be fine staying here while you investigate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Bah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south and north. Mounted on the wall is a
Floyd | gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Guess not."
DavidW says, "If we need a sack, I'm sure we'll find one."
genericgeekgirl says, "So, do we go straight to the basement, or do we explore? I presume the basement will (hopefully) send us on a *cough cough* ghost chase around the building."
Zach -p
DavidW says, "I suppose I'd head down."
DavidW says, "Normally I'd stay on one floor and explore thoroughly, but the game prompted otherwise."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up ghost"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know how much you already know about the ghost in the church so
Floyd | I'll give you the whole story. Jennie Bancroft is the name of the
Floyd | ghost that haunts Grace United Methodist. She used to be alive, but
Floyd | then she died, in or around the church, sometime in the distant past.
Floyd | I keep meaning to look up when she died but I haven't had time.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When people see her, she looks like a teenage girl in pigtails. I
Floyd | don't think she shows up covered in blood or anything like that; she's
Floyd | just a sad girl. Obviously a lot of the time she's invisible though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Some of the evidence that we have for her existence includes:
Floyd |
Floyd | - sounds of footsteps and a girl crying when nobody else is in the
Floyd | church
Floyd | - cold spots in rooms, rooms that suddenly become cold for no reason
Floyd | - stuff goes missing, then shows up again
Floyd | - you see someone at the end of the hallway but when you get to the
Floyd | end of the hallway there's nobody there
Floyd | - basically everybody has seen her out of the corner of their eye at
Floyd | some point
Floyd |
Floyd | "Debate continues on the subject of how Jennie died. Popular theories
Floyd | state that she jumped off of the church steeple, or she drank poison,
Floyd | or used a space heater to carbon monoxide herself. According to one
Floyd | explanation she died accidentally, because she was using a Ouija
Floyd | board, but that theory is idiotic. Jennie Bancroft definitely
Floyd | committed suicide, and it was definitely because of a boy she was in
Floyd | love with."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach | stuff goes missing, then shows up again
Zach says, "Also known as 'finding'"
Olly says, "I have no particular opinion."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up Aiden"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | guess you've probably seen Aiden in plays, but I've actually worked
Floyd | with him, so I know what I'm talking about. He is unbearable. You
Floyd | should be able to guess from the mustache.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aiden goes to parties, gets girls drunk, makes out with them, and
Floyd | then convinces them that his number is '123-4567'. And then he tells
Floyd | this story to everyone at rehearsal and expects us to laugh.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Speaking of which. This is the worst thing Aiden does: He laughs at
Floyd | every single one of his own jokes—sometimes just at sentences he
Floyd | says
Floyd | that can't even be considered jokes—and it's always the same
Floyd | single-syllable laugh, always the same pitch, pronounced exactly the
Floyd | same way. It's not really a laugh, it's more of a signal that you're
Floyd | supposed to think he's funny.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aiden doesn't even go to my church, but he's the worst, and I think
Floyd | you should know that."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl | She used to be alive, but she died.
genericgeekgirl says, "Pretty sure that's the definition of a ghost."
Zach says, "No, that's the definition of a dead person"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up casey"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CASEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Dear Robin. I am Casey, your friend. I am writing to you from the
Floyd | past. Back here in the past it is very dark, but we have hope that
Floyd | you, in the future, will be able to rekindle the flame of
Floyd | enlightenment and lead us to wisdom. Have you seen a ghost yet? If you
Floyd | haven't seen a ghost, keep looking around until you do. Thanks.
Floyd | Sincerely, Casey."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Fair enough."
Zach says, "heh"
genericgeekgirl says, "But a ghost is a subclass of dead person."
Zach says, "This is true, but I'm having too much fun being the anti-ghost guy"
genericgeekgirl says, "And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up church"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CHURCH
Floyd |
Floyd | (Grace United Methodist Church)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | have been going to Grace United Methodist since I was a little baby. I
Floyd | got baptized there, I got confirmed there, I met most of my friends
Floyd | there. I know you think churches are stupid, so you probably think my
Floyd | church is stupid, but I love my church, so shut up."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "What about ghost cats and ghost books?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up ghost cat"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GHOST CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Who do you mean, the ghost or the ghostly figure?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "All cats go to hell. They never become ghosts."
Zach says, "Waah"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cat"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the cat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I didn't mean that as a book topic."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up ghostly figure"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GHOSTLY FIGURE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know how much you already know about the ghost in the church so
Floyd | I'll give you the whole story. Jennie Bancroft is the name of the
Floyd | ghost that haunts Grace United Methodist. She used to be alive, but
Floyd | then she died, in or around the church, sometime in the distant past.
Floyd | I keep meaning to look up when she died but I haven't had time.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When people see her, she looks like a teenage girl in pigtails. I
Floyd | don't think she shows up covered in blood or anything like that; she's
Floyd | just a sad girl. Obviously a lot of the time she's invisible though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Some of the evidence that we have for her existence includes:
Floyd |
Floyd | - sounds of footsteps and a girl crying when nobody else is in the
Floyd | church
Floyd | - cold spots in rooms, rooms that suddenly become cold for no reason
Floyd | - stuff goes missing, then shows up again
Floyd | - you see someone at the end of the hallway but when you get to the
Floyd | end of the hallway there's nobody there
Floyd | - basically everybody has seen her out of the corner of their eye at
Floyd | some point
Floyd |
Floyd | "Debate continues on the subject of how Jennie died. Popular theories
Floyd | state that she jumped off of the church steeple, or she drank poison,
Floyd | or used a space heater to carbon monoxide herself. According to one
Floyd | explanation she died accidentally, because she was using a Ouija
Floyd | board, but that theory is idiotic. Jennie Bancroft definitely
Floyd | committed suicide, and it was definitely because of a boy she was in
Floyd | love with."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up bancroft"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BANCROFT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know how much you already know about the ghost in the church so
Floyd | I'll give you the whole story. Jennie Bancroft is the name of the
Floyd | ghost that haunts Grace United Methodist. She used to be alive, but
Floyd | then she died, in or around the church, sometime in the distant past.
Floyd | I keep meaning to look up when she died but I haven't had time.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When people see her, she looks like a teenage girl in pigtails. I
Floyd | don't think she shows up covered in blood or anything like that; she's
Floyd | just a sad girl. Obviously a lot of the time she's invisible though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Some of the evidence that we have for her existence includes:
Floyd |
Floyd | - sounds of footsteps and a girl crying when nobody else is in the
Floyd | church
Floyd | - cold spots in rooms, rooms that suddenly become cold for no reason
Floyd | - stuff goes missing, then shows up again
Floyd | - you see someone at the end of the hallway but when you get to the
Floyd | end of the hallway there's nobody there
Floyd | - basically everybody has seen her out of the corner of their eye at
Floyd | some point
Floyd |
Floyd | "Debate continues on the subject of how Jennie died. Popular theories
Floyd | state that she jumped off of the church steeple, or she drank poison,
Floyd | or used a space heater to carbon monoxide herself. According to one
Floyd | explanation she died accidentally, because she was using a Ouija
Floyd | board, but that theory is idiotic. Jennie Bancroft definitely
Floyd | committed suicide, and it was definitely because of a boy she was in
Floyd | love with."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Okay nothing about other members of the family in there"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up lock-in" Zach says, "Ghosts don't have families"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LOCK-IN
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "lock-in" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up newspaper"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP NEWSPAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "So,
Floyd | we understand that West High is a lousy school, but I think the
Floyd | Warbler is pretty good for a high school newspaper. We do a
Floyd | good job. I mean you and me specifically. It's too early to say who's
Floyd | going to be editor-in-chief next year but I'm pretty sure it's you."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up school"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SCHOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | Sunday School room is a lot of fun for a variety of reasons, some of
Floyd | which I have to leave for other sections. But one very important thing
Floyd | to know is that the Sunday School room is a choke point between the
Floyd | storage hallway and the rest of the basement.
Floyd |
Floyd | "This is very important to know for fire safety reasons, but also for
Floyd | when you're playing Romans and Christians, because the Roman can camp
Floyd | at that door and just pick off Christians as they come around the
Floyd | corner. This is one reason we've switched to playing Sardines instead,
Floyd | in recent years."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up high school"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP HIGH SCHOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "So,
Floyd | we understand that West High is a lousy school, but I think the
Floyd | Warbler is pretty good for a high school newspaper. We do a
Floyd | good job. I mean you and me specifically. It's too early to say who's
Floyd | going to be editor-in-chief next year but I'm pretty sure it's you."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up basement"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BASEMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the basement hallway)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | basement hallway, as you will notice, is super creepy, and this is
Floyd | because it's really long. There's a lot of room for somebody to be
Floyd | sneaking up behind you. Actually, make sure you don't read this
Floyd | particular note while you're standing in the hallway, because it'll
Floyd | freak you out if you do."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I have never played a game of Sardines."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up painting"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "I'll tell you about the big painting at the bottom of the stairs, but
Floyd | first I have to tell you about Homeschooled Gwen.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Homeschooled Gwen, so called because she was totally homeschooled,
Floyd | went to our high school. Yes! She was not in fact completely
Floyd | homeschooled, because her parents sent her to West for seventh-period
Floyd | geometry, because they did not remember the quadratic formula. It is:
Floyd | x equals negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus
Floyd | 4ac, over 2a.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Gwen's parents couldn't remember that, even though I, Casey,
Floyd | memorized it so easily. So Gwen went to West High. And she was in my
Floyd | Geometry class."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pause before flipping the page. This story barely seems relevant
Floyd | to the church, much less your investigation. Are you sure you want to
Floyd | keep reading?
Floyd | >>
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "yo."
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > YO.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "yen"
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Floyd | > YEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the page:
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, due to being homeschooled, Gwen was not at all socialized for
Floyd | interacting with us teens of the modern era. What I am saying is that
Floyd | she was super weird. I was friends with her mostly out of morbid
Floyd | curiosity. Here are some of the weird stunts she pulled in Geometry:
Floyd | Told us all individually what breed of dog we would be if we were
Floyd | dogs. Read us stories, apparently like Wendy read to the Lost Boys.
Floyd | Gave us a survey about what we found attractive in girls.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When I say 'us' I mean just the boys in class. Gwen was super
Floyd | boy-crazy, because, due to being homeschooled all of her life, Gwen
Floyd | had never seen a boy before. Yes."
Floyd |
Floyd | This looks like it might be turning into an extended rant against the
Floyd | institution of homeschooling (Casey can be something of a jerk when it
Floyd | comes to things he knows nothing about). Do you want to continue?
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > Y
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey goes on:
Floyd |
Floyd | "I mean she had probably seen a male human before. She had a dad; we
Floyd | found that out eventually. But you know what I mean.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Anyway one day after school, after seventh-period geometry, I was
Floyd | hanging out in the mud room waiting for my ride home, and Gwen was
Floyd | there too, waiting for her own ride back to her own horrible
Floyd | school-home hybrid, and then Patrick the youth leader showed
Floyd | up, because he's still allowed on school grounds. And he asked me
Floyd | about the lock-in."
Floyd |
Floyd | It is increasingly clear to you that this story has no bearing on your
Floyd | investigation. Do you want to keep reading it?
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Lionheart says, "Surely there is something about the painting at the end of all this."
Olly says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > Y
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn another page.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Or he asked me about something. Probably the lock-in. But we
Floyd | were talking, and Gwen was there, and Patrick the youth leader WITHOUT
Floyd | CONSULTING ME BEFOREHAND looks over at Gwen and asks her if she wants
Floyd | to come to the lock-in. And of course Gwen says yes, because there
Floyd | will be boys there.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Gwen came to the lock-in, and after that she started coming to the
Floyd | high school group meetings. And an unfortunate percentage of people in
Floyd | the group did not seem to catch on right away that Gwen was a nutbar,
Floyd | so she felt very welcome and emotionally supported by us, and when
Floyd | Patrick the youth leader opened the floor for 'discussion' after his
Floyd | sermons we all got to listen to her insane opinions about
Floyd | Thanksgiving, and family togetherness, and sex, etc., etc."
Floyd |
Floyd | You look up from the notes. Maybe there's something else you should be
Floyd | doing. Do you want to continue reading?
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Olly says (to Floyd), "totally"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > TOTALLY
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Olly says, "Maybe there's no bottom."
DavidW says, "Of course there's a bottom."
Zach says, "It's turtles all the way down"
genericgeekgirl asks, "Seriously, though, can someone explain what a lock-in is?"
Zach says, "It's a sleepover at the Church"
Olly says, "It's a youth group slumber party."
DavidW says, "I don't know."
genericgeekgirl says, "Ok."
Olly says, "I've never been to one, but churches do them."
Zach says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then, this was around the end of last semester, Patrick the youth
Floyd | leader gave all of us in the group one of his CHALLENGES. His
Floyd | CHALLENGE to us this particular week was for us to think about our
Floyd | relationship to the church. I mean, like, 'spend the next seven days
Floyd | thinking about this, and come back next week with something really
Floyd | profound.' A lot of Patrick the youth leader's CHALLENGES are
Floyd | basically attempts to get us to say something profound.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And of course we all forgot about this CHALLENGE immediately, because
Floyd | come on. He never follows up on any of them anyway. He just read in
Floyd | some youth leader magazine that you should give your youth group
Floyd | CHALLENGES.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And when we came back the next week, of course, Patrick the youth
Floyd | leader doesn't bother asking anyone what brilliant answers we came up
Floyd | with to his incredibly vague CHALLENGE. We had a sermon and then we
Floyd | played Sardines or whatever.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But before we could leave, Patrick the youth leader called us all
Floyd | together, because Gwen had something to share with us."
Floyd |
Floyd | Keep reading?
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
DavidW asks, "Why would a church do that?"
genericgeekgirl says, "The name feels a touch disturbing. We had sleepovers in girl scouts and stuff."
Zach says, "So they can have sex in a spiritual environment"
genericgeekgirl says, "Bad Zach. Go stand in the creepy corner."
Zach says, "Yes ma'am"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now that I think about it, she must have brought the painting in with
Floyd | her, left it behind a couch or something, and waited for three hours
Floyd | or however long for Patrick the youth leader to ask for people's
Floyd | answers to his CHALLENGE of the previous week. She was just too
Floyd | freaked out and embarrassed to bring it up herself, until the very
Floyd | last possible moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So yeah it was this painting. I'm not gonna bother describing this
Floyd | painting, because you can see it yourself. But if you think about it,
Floyd | all those tiny brushstrokes on a canvas that huge must have taken a
Floyd | zillion hours to do, and she supposedly only had a week to paint it. I
Floyd | guess that's what the church meant to Gwen."
Floyd |
Floyd | It goes on a little longer, but that feels like an end to the
Floyd | "substance" of the story, such as it is. Should you bother reading the
Floyd | rest?
Floyd |
Floyd | >>
Lionheart says, "IT's a lock-in because they literally lock the doors, so no worries parents, the teens aren't going out anywhere else."
genericgeekgirl says, "Ah. I guess it sounded too much like "lock down" to me."
Olly says (to DavidW), "Builds community I guess, and provides an alternative to less wholesome nighttime youth activities."
Zach says, "Which works well until there's a fire"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > Y
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, sometime during the summer, Gwen quit coming to the youth
Floyd | group. It took me a while to figure out what happened but it turns out
Floyd | she got grounded from church because her parents
Floyd | found out she had a crush on a boy who went there.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, that is the story on Homeschooled Gwen. You will never meet her,
Floyd | because her parents will never let her out of the house again."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Sounds about right."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south and north. Mounted on the wall is a
Floyd | gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take painting"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW All these girls getting crushes on boys. At least Gwen didn't kill herself over one. Olly says, "It also helps ensure that most of their friends will be from the church."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up patrick"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PATRICK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Patrick the youth leader is Grace's youth leader currently. In the
Floyd | distant past there was a different, previous youth leader, but we
Floyd | don't talk about her.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Actually, I'm looking over the other notes I've written and it looks
Floyd | like I've probably said too much about Patrick the youth leader too."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up gwen"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GWEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the gigantic abstract painting)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "I'll tell you about the big painting at the bottom of the stairs, but
Floyd | first I have to tell you about Homeschooled Gwen.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Homeschooled Gwen, so called because she was totally homeschooled,
Floyd | went to our high school. Yes! She was not in fact completely
Floyd | homeschooled, because her parents sent her to West for seventh-period
Floyd | geometry, because they did not remember the quadratic formula. It is:
Floyd | x equals negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus
Floyd | 4ac, over 2a.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Gwen's parents couldn't remember that, even though I, Casey,
Floyd | memorized it so easily. So Gwen went to West High. And she was in my
Floyd | Geometry class."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pause before flipping the page. This story barely seems relevant
Floyd | to the church, much less your investigation. Are you sure you want to
Floyd | keep reading?
Floyd | >>
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > NO
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the notebook to save the rest of the story of Homeschooled
Floyd | Gwen for another time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "What was the teacher's name?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up sharon"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "Why
Floyd | do people like Sharon want to become teachers? (By 'people like
Floyd | Sharon' I mean 'people who obviously hate everything about teaching,
Floyd | even and especially students'.) If you're already completely jaded and
Floyd | cynical after your first semester of student teaching, isn't that a
Floyd | sign that you should give up on K-12 education and possibly on life in
Floyd | general?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up sharon"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "Why
Floyd | do people like Sharon want to become teachers? (By 'people like
Floyd | Sharon' I mean 'people who obviously hate everything about teaching,
Floyd | even and especially students'.) If you're already completely jaded and
Floyd | cynical after your first semester of student teaching, isn't that a
Floyd | sign that you should give up on K-12 education and possibly on life in
Floyd | general?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Are we ever going to get to see the basement?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up recliner"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | nursery's recliner is one of the most important pieces of furniture in
Floyd | the church, because anybody who has to babysit rowdy preschoolers
Floyd | needs somewhere comfortable where they can collapse in exhaustion.
Floyd | It's also an important strategic position whenever the floor is lava."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "But it's scary down there :("
Lionheart says, "Heh"
Lionheart exclaims, "Never go in the basement!"
Zach asks, "Without ghost busting equipment!?"
DavidW asks, "What about going into the Sunday School Room where they play Sardines?"
genericgeekgirl asks, "Pfft. We have a camera. What more could we possibly need?"
Olly asks, "Was the floor lava before video games?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up camera"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAMERA
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I'm
Floyd | really glad you're using a Polaroid to get proof of the ghost, because
Floyd | that's what Winona Ryder used in Beetlejuice to get proof of
Floyd | Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now that I think of it, in the movie, the ghosts didn't actually show
Floyd | up on the Polaroids. But that's probably not how it works in real
Floyd | life."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Olly), "I'm pretty sure the lava is timeless."
Olly asks, "It wasn't a swamp full of crocodiles or something?"
DavidW says, "We never had lava. We had quicksand instead."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up beetlejuice"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BEETLEJUICE
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "beetlejuice" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Yeah, quicksand makes sense."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up steeple"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP STEEPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "One
Floyd | story says Jennie Bancroft threw herself off the church steeple. She
Floyd | did this because she loved some boy and her father forbade her to see
Floyd | him. Or, because she loved some boy and the boy didn't love her back.
Floyd | I think the second one is more likely; usually when a girl is
Floyd | forbidden to see a boy they're able to figure something out. They'll
Floyd | meet up in a secret location, like an old barn. Or just out in the
Floyd | woods somewhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I've never been up inside the steeple, because they made it
Floyd | impossible to get in there, because it's super dangerous."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "To the steeple"
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up poison"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP POISON
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "So
Floyd | some people think Jennie poisoned herself. I think this idea mostly
Floyd | makes sense. I mean, on one hand, why would there be poison in a
Floyd | church? But on the other hand, she could easily have brought the
Floyd | poison to the church with her. On the first hand, though, why would
Floyd | she drink the poison in the church if the poison was somewhere else to
Floyd | begin with? But on the other hand, a church is a pretty dramatic
Floyd | location to kill yourself in, and I assume teenagers back then were
Floyd | about as dramatic as they are today."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I wish my exclamation mark key worked."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up Ouija"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP OUIJA
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "At
Floyd | some point someone put forth the theory that Jennie Bancroft died
Floyd | because she used a Ouija board in a séance. I don't remember who said
Floyd | this or whether they supplied any other details. It seems like the
Floyd | kind of thing Patrick the youth leader would say, since he's always
Floyd | going on about how evil Ouija boards are, but why would Patrick the
Floyd | youth leader, who does not believe in ghosts, present a cautionary
Floyd | tale about Ouija boards as an explanation for the existence of a
Floyd | ghost? Also, how the heck does a Ouija board kill someone? It doesn't
Floyd | add up, Robin.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's a nonissue though because the truth is Jennie killed herself."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up boys"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BOYS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "boys" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up carbon monoxide"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CARBON MONOXIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | other theory is that she asphyxiated herself with carbon monoxide from
Floyd | a space heater. I don't know how space heaters work, or whether there
Floyd | was anything like that in the church ever. The jury is out on this
Floyd | theory."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Shaggy and Scoob have probably eaten all the Scooby snacks by now."
Olly says, "You know, we actually have a dog along."
Zach says, "If only there were professionals that solved death mysteries"
Lionheart says (to Zach), "Oh, good cthinking."
Fido says, "Woof." Zach says, "Thanks"
genericgeekgirl says, "Jinkies!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid said she'd investigate upstairs. You'd better finish checking
Floyd | out the basement before you go up and join her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Steeple's out for now."
genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, that makes a lot more sense. So we could have gone south in the nursery, I guess."
DavidW asks, "Velma was a hottie, though, right? 'Cause she was smart?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Despite the stupid sweater."
Olly says, "g^3 can be Velma."
genericgeekgirl woo. genericgeekgirl woo. Rather.
DavidW says, "I'm not gonna be Daphne."
Ghogg arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. Lionheart says (to DavidW), "That leaves Freddy, then."
DavidW says, "Freddy is okay. But there's also Scrappy, I hate to say."
Lionheart says (to DavidW), "I had mentally blocked that option."
Olly says, "We should probably go in the basement before we get totally side-tracked."
DavidW says, "Or I could be the old fisherman that says 'Beware! Beware o' the mists!'"
Zach says, "Oh, and this conversation is totally not creepy"
Olly says, "There aren't any mists here."
McMartin says, "I see no mists here"
DavidW says, "There could be."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the lights off in the basement stairway and switch the lights
Floyd | on in the next room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the small table are a small white cross and a bird cage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
McMartin says, "I guess that's why you have to beware of them"
McMartin says, "They'll sneak up on you. They're *up to something*."
Zach says, "Hooray for saving energy"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ten Commandments are retold here by little cartoon children, in
Floyd | language appropriate to the target demographic: "Thou shalt not covet
Floyd | thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife,"
Floyd | etc., becomes "Don't be jealous of what other people have."
Floyd |
Floyd | As rusty as you are in this area, you can't remember which commandment
Floyd | is the one about adultery. It must be the seventh one, which is
Floyd | translated here as "Be faithful and loyal."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Heh."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up religion"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP RELIGION
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "religion" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Haha."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up god"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GOD
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "god" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The curving faux-wrought-iron bars and caked-on "rust" identify this
Floyd | as one of the non-functioning, overpriced decorations which are so
Floyd | popular in craft stores. What does a Sunday School need with a bird
Floyd | cage?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cage"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up commandments"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP COMMANDMENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Man, I know you're gonna have some issue with how that poster
Floyd | misconstrues the original meaning of the scripture or something. I am
Floyd | gonna tell you in advance to just calm down. Don't worry about it.
Floyd | Look for a ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yiss."
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe it can hold things."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cross"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the small white cross)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Man, when I was a little kid in Sunday School, and we had those
Floyd | little kid Bible lessons, I always used to stare at that little white
Floyd | cross, to pass the time or something. I'm pretty sure I was too smart
Floyd | for Sunday School. Sunday School is a weird thing to be too smart for,
Floyd | I guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Although I guess when the high schoolers broke off to be their own
Floyd | mature group, that was basically the same thing. Kind of. In that
Floyd | situation it was because we were too cool for the junior high kids.
Floyd | But that's still really weird.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What I mean is, it's really weird for people who identify as
Floyd | Christians to also identify as being too cool for something."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look for ghost"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK FOR GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, you'll have to be more specific about where you want to search.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cai."
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAI.
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "cai." in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cage"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bird cage)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Can't really tell you what the Sunday School bird cage is for; it
Floyd | showed up after I graduated. I think it might have something to do
Floyd | with like, Old Testament animal sacrifices? Back when you had to give
Floyd | the priest two of your doves instead of just praying for forgiveness?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cross"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a nice little cross for a table. Nothing fancy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cross"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "In case the ghost is also a vampire."
Olly says, "Heh."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pews"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | The benches only come up to about a foot off the ground, but they're
Floyd | longer than you are tall, and built from heavy unfinished pine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | As altars go, it is fairly tacky: sponge-painted to simulate age,
Floyd | draped with an excessively ornate doily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cage"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The curving faux-wrought-iron bars and caked-on "rust" identify this
Floyd | as one of the non-functioning, overpriced decorations which are so
Floyd | popular in craft stores. What does a Sunday School need with a bird
Floyd | cage?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x doily"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOILY
Floyd |
Floyd | As altars go, it is fairly tacky: sponge-painted to simulate age,
Floyd | draped with an excessively ornate doily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up doiley"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP DOILEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "doiley" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up cage"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bird cage)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Can't really tell you what the Sunday School bird cage is for; it
Floyd | showed up after I graduated. I think it might have something to do
Floyd | with like, Old Testament animal sacrifices? Back when you had to give
Floyd | the priest two of your doves instead of just praying for forgiveness?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up doily"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP DOILY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | little altar thing in the Sunday School room is a really horrible
Floyd | hiding place when you're playing Sardines. Even with the lights off,
Floyd | it's totally obvious if someone is under there. But, even though it's
Floyd | such a dumb place to hide, everyone always looks there first, which is
Floyd | important for certain meta-Sardines reasons that I won't get into
Floyd | here."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up sardines"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SARDINES
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Sardines is this awesome game we Christian Youth play instead of
Floyd | Romans and Christians now. In Sardines, a person hides somewhere and
Floyd | then everyone else looks for that person and when you find them you
Floyd | have to get in the hiding place and hide with them. It is fantastic.
Floyd | It's a lot less hectic than Romans and Christians."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "What if the ghost has homemade chili? We should get a bowl and spoon."
genericgeekgirl says, "I never knew that variant had an actual name."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up romans"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ROMANS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Romans and Christians is the game we used to play at church. The
Floyd | rules were, you had two Romans, and everyone else was the Christians,
Floyd | and the Christians just ran around the church in the dark while the
Floyd | Romans tried to catch them and take them to the Jail, which was a
Floyd | couch. If there are any other rules then I'm forgetting them.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The excitement of being actively chased around the church caused a
Floyd | lot of Christians to kinda lose their heads and occasionally break
Floyd | stuff, so we started playing Sardines instead."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take doily"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE DOILY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look under altar"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER ALTAR
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "It's a doily. It's portable."
genericgeekgirl says, "It folds up and fits in our pocket."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get poster"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The poster should probably stay up on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break commandments"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK COMMANDMENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to assume you'd get in huge trouble if you broke anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "be angry"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BE ANGRY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "covet"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COVET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I now want to write this game, but I don't want to offend religious people."
genericgeekgirl says, "I think we should go east to get that room we missed."
Lionheart says, "Ah, the sort of people who would be offended are mostly the ones who want to be."
Olly says, "Most of the religious people on the MUD have a sense of humor."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put cross in nest"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CROSS IN NEST
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to 3g), "Sure"
genericgeekgirl says, "Oops"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put cross in cage"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CROSS IN CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The bird cage seems to be welded closed. It must be purely decorative.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the lights off in the Sunday School room and switch the
Floyd | lights on in the next room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Youth Room
Floyd | A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table.
Floyd | Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the
Floyd | table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually
Floyd | playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats
Floyd | anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors
Floyd | lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A garish golden trophy catches your eye.
Floyd |
Floyd | A trolley with an ancient TV and a Super Nintendo on it is standing in
Floyd | front of one of the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. So not a hold all."
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh my god. SNES."
genericgeekgirl says, "YISS."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "play ping pong"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLAY PING PONG
Floyd |
Floyd | The complete lack of ping pong bats, a ping pong ball and an opponent
Floyd | makes that impractical.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "play snes"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLAY SNES
Floyd |
Floyd | This is no time for video games. Especially not Bubsy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Waah"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x snes"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SNES
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin layer of dust on the power switch and the Bubsy cartridge in
Floyd | the slot suggests that the SNES hasn't been used for a while.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "bubsy"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUBSY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up snes"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SNES
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "We
Floyd | used to play nothing but Tetris Attack, all the time. But eventually
Floyd | it started to cause some strife among the youth group. So Patrick the
Floyd | youth leader took Tetris Attack away."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up ping pong"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PING PONG
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | ping pong table actually belongs to Patrick the youth leader, which
Floyd | originally meant that we had to take extra special care not to sit on
Floyd | it or scratch it up or anything, but eventually we realized that if it
Floyd | belongs to the church then we need to be careful with it but
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up bubsy"
Floyd | if it belongs to Patrick the youth leader then we can abuse
Floyd | it however we want.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I think Heather or somebody wanted to repaint the whole thing and put
Floyd | a Jesus fish on there or something but that plan has yet to pan out."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BUBSY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't even know what Bubsy is about. A squirrel? It doesn't even have
Floyd | a proper two-player mode. You have to wait and watch the other guy
Floyd | play. It's bad for the group. I miss Tetris Attack."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sit on ping pong table"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON PING PONG TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can sit down on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Lies."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x trophy"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TROPHY
Floyd |
Floyd | The figurine on top is a generic gold-painted plastic person raising
Floyd | its arms in victory. The text at the bottom reads: "BIBLE QUIZ
Floyd | TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scratch ping pong table"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCRATCH PING PONG TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scratch ping pong"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCRATCH PING PONG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take trophy"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TROPHY
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up trophy"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TROPHY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "If
Floyd | you come across a trophy in the youth room: that trophy, we won in a
Floyd | Bible Quiz Tournament, like three years ago(?). We were competing with
Floyd | youth groups from the Lutheran church and the Presbyterian church up
Floyd | the street, and we did not take these Bible Quiz Tournaments seriously
Floyd | at all, but apparently the other groups took them even less
Floyd | seriously, and we took home the trophy five out of six times. I'm
Floyd | pretty sure the Presbyterians never won once.
Floyd |
Floyd | "After that, we stopped having Bible Quiz Tournaments, and since we
Floyd | won the last one the trophy just stayed in the church, even though it
Floyd | was actually originally provided by one of the other churches.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Robin, I'm not saying Presbyterians are dumb. But man, Robin: their
Floyd | kids sure are."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tv"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TV
Floyd |
Floyd | It must be a pretty old set, based on the faux wood paneling on the
Floyd | sides.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I suppose the trolley is pushable between rooms. That could be important."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x trolly"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TROLLY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up presbytarians"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PRESBYTARIANS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "presbytarians" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up presbyterians"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PRESBYTERIANS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "presbyterians" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x trolley"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | A cube of black metal bars, mounted on casters.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the TV trolley are a television set and a SNES (in which is a Bubsy
Floyd | cartridge).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up Methodists"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP METHODISTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | have been going to Grace United Methodist since I was a little baby. I
Floyd | got baptized there, I got confirmed there, I met most of my friends
Floyd | there. I know you think churches are stupid, so you probably think my
Floyd | church is stupid, but I love my church, so shut up."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up trolley"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Yeah, we have video games at church. I think the SNES belongs to
Floyd | Chad. Does Chad even come to church anymore? Well, he's gotta come
Floyd | back someday. To get his SNES."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up tv"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TV
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "For
Floyd | some reason, we never actually watch TV on the TV in the youth room.
Floyd | We just play video games. I guess it's because on TV you never know if
Floyd | you're gonna see something sinful, like a lady in a bikini, or a
Floyd | tattoo."
Floyd |
Floyd | Underneath this, Casey wrote "Speaking of bikinis:" and then erased
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "o.O"
Zach says, "ha ha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up catholics"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CATHOLICS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "catholics" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up bikinis"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BIKINIS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "bikinis" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push trolley"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x casters"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CASTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | The casters are small wheels stuck to the bottom of the TV trolley.
Floyd | They have hair and lint stuck in them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "clean casters"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLEAN CASTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't have anything to clean the casters with.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x lint"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LINT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put toys in trophy"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT TOYS IN TROPHY
Floyd |
Floyd | The toys belong in the toybox.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl glares at the trolley. "I'll be back."
DavidW says, "Maybe we can find trolley wheel cleaner in the basement."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put trophy on trolley"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT TROPHY ON TROLLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like the trolley was specially designed for the TV and SNES.
Floyd | There isn't really room for anything else on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take tv"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TV
Floyd |
Floyd | Far too heavy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put cross in trophy"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CROSS IN TROPHY
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take snes"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SNES
Floyd |
Floyd | You unplug the SNES from the TV and pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Because why not."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Youth Room
Floyd | A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table.
Floyd | Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the
Floyd | table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually
Floyd | playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats
Floyd | anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors
Floyd | lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A trolley with an ancient TV and a Super Nintendo on it is standing in
Floyd | front of one of the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Not the cup kind of trophy I suppose"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops. (coding SNES into room description)"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x couches"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COUCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | The couches appear to be haunted by the ghosts of years of snacks and
Floyd | soft drinks. Casey wasn't kidding when he said they were grody.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Likely it wasn't meant to be takable then."
Olly says, "I've never heard them called 'ping pong bats.'"
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in couch"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN COUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You'd rather not touch the couches. In fact, you'd rather not even get
Floyd | too close to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Well it's mine now. ALL MINE."
Lionheart says, "Yeah, paddles. But maybe Casey doesn't know any better."
genericgeekgirl | A table tennis racket (also called a "bat" or "paddle") is used by table tennis players.
genericgeekgirl says, "When in doubt, I'm just going to assume it's an Australian thing."
Olly says, "It's probably a dialect thing."
Lionheart says, "Sure, why not."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get paddle"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PADDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You are Robin Monaghan, high school junior, associate reporter for the
Floyd | West High Warbler. You are not overly fond of churches, and
Floyd | you have never claimed to believe in ghosts, but here you are.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "believe in ghosts"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "south?"
DavidW says, "sure"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Black Light Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the lights off in the youth room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Black Light Room
Floyd | You flip the light switch, but the only things that light up are your
Floyd | shirt and your socks.
Floyd |
Floyd | The black walls in here have been painted with Bible verses that glow
Floyd | underneath the UV lights. The couches are glowing, too; unsettlingly
Floyd | green. The door to the north, on the other hand, is barely visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | Propped up in one corner is a rough wooden cross.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh my god, yes."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x UV"
Floyd ]  Black Light Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X UV
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x walls"
Floyd ]  Black Light Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are maybe a dozen different verses, painted in different
Floyd | UV-sensitive colors, but one in particular demands your attention:
Floyd |
Floyd | For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal
Floyd | life.
Floyd |
Floyd | It should be "The wages of sin are death."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "If my church had a black light room, I might have stayed."
Olly says (to Floyd), "turn off light"
Floyd ]  Black Light Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the blacklights)
Floyd | You can't take decent photos in the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up blacklights"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BLACKLIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Yes! This room! So, Patrick the youth leader got us together a few
Floyd | years ago and had us paint the walls of this room black, and then
Floyd | paint Bible verses on it, and then install black lights instead of
Floyd | normal lights, so it would look like a Christian rave or whatever. And
Floyd | I mean it looks fairly cool, I guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But when you have a dark room, with purple lights, and a bunch of
Floyd | couches, and then you invite teenagers into the room and leave them in
Floyd | that room unattended, what happens is, the teenagers will use that
Floyd | room for what Patrick the youth leader calls 'heavy petting'.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So that's why this room is called the Black Light Make-Out Room."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh god. I was about to mention that thing about black light and bodily fluids, and.."
Zach says, "eeeagh"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x couches"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COUCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | The black lights reveal several glowing stains on the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "There you go."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up trophy"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TROPHY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "If
Floyd | you come across a trophy in the youth room: that trophy, we won in a
Floyd | Bible Quiz Tournament, like three years ago(?). We were competing with
Floyd | youth groups from the Lutheran church and the Presbyterian church up
Floyd | the street, and we did not take these Bible Quiz Tournaments seriously
Floyd | at all, but apparently the other groups took them even less
Floyd | seriously, and we took home the trophy five out of six times. I'm
Floyd | pretty sure the Presbyterians never won once.
Floyd |
Floyd | "After that, we stopped having Bible Quiz Tournaments, and since we
Floyd | won the last one the trophy just stayed in the church, even though it
Floyd | was actually originally provided by one of the other churches.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Robin, I'm not saying Presbyterians are dumb. But man, Robin: their
Floyd | kids sure are."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Do, uh, bodily fluids glow in blacklight?"
genericgeekgirl cries.
Lionheart says, "Nice touch how the room name in the status bar changed, too."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up couches"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP COUCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | "An interesting tidbit! Over the years since Patrick the youth leader
Floyd | introduced these couches that he got for free into our basement, the
Floyd | couches in the youth room eventually got so grody that we had to
Floyd | switch them with the couches in the blacklight room, where it's
Floyd | slightly harder to tell how grody a couch is. Imagine Patrick the
Floyd | youth leader's chagrin when he found out that the couches he took out
Floyd | of the blacklight room were super grody anyway!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "EW EW EW EW EW"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up verses"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP VERSES
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | had nothing to do with the verses in the black light room. After we
Floyd | painted the walls black, I wanted to reserve one wall for a big mural
Floyd | of a dolphin, and that idea got voted down, so I got mad and went
Floyd | home."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sit on couch"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON COUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You'd rather not touch the couches. In fact, you'd rather not even get
Floyd | too close to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | The black walls in here have been painted with Bible verses that glow
Floyd | underneath the UV lights. The couches are glowing, too; unsettlingly
Floyd | green. The door to the north, on the other hand, is barely visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | Propped up in one corner is a rough wooden cross.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cross"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the small white cross)
Floyd | This is a nice little cross for a table. Nothing fancy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x wooden cross"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WOODEN CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to guess that whoever constructed this cross purposefully
Floyd | chose the roughest, most splintery lumber available.
Floyd |
Floyd | Around the center plank (which is twice as tall as you are), on top of
Floyd | the crossbar, is a "crown of thorns" made from rusty barbed wire.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "climb wooden cross"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB WOODEN CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up wooden cross"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP WOODEN CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "If
Floyd | you ask me I think that big gnarly cross in the black light room is in
Floyd | kind of poor taste, mostly because of the barbed wire crown on top. It
Floyd | doesn't belong in a church, it belongs in a grungy music video, with
Floyd | some rotting steak or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I dunno, I feel like the torture of Christ isn't exactly radical? But
Floyd | I guess Patrick the youth leader likes it."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "This guy will never make it as a Protestant."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x wire"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WIRE
Floyd |
Floyd | The wire was probably stolen from the fence around a junk yard. Your
Floyd | jaw clenches involuntarily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get wire"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET WIRE
Floyd |
Floyd | Even if you were tall enough to pull it over the top of the cross, you
Floyd | wouldn't want to carry that crown around with you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take wooden cross"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WOODEN CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | The wooden cross is far too unwieldy, and splintery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks (of ggg), "I take it your enthusiasm for this room has evaporated. Shall we depart it?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Onward!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Youth Room
Floyd | A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table.
Floyd | Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the
Floyd | table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually
Floyd | playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats
Floyd | anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors
Floyd | lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south
Floyd | to the black light make-out room.
Floyd |
Floyd | A trolley with an ancient TV and a Super Nintendo on it is standing in
Floyd | front of one of the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the lights off in the youth room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "West?"
Lionheart asks, "Isn't that where we started?"
genericgeekgirl says, "We haven't been west of here yet."
genericgeekgirl says, "We came from the north, the Basement Stairway."
DavidW says, "If we'd been west, it would say where west led to."
genericgeekgirl says, "Also that."
Lionheart says, "Ah, nice feature"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the lights off in the Sunday School room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You flick the hallway light switch on, but nothing happens. In the
Floyd | end, you turn the Sunday School room lights back on so you can see
Floyd | what you're doing.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north into darkness. It's hard to tell how long it
Floyd | might be from here, though the Sunday School room to the east provides
Floyd | some light at this end. A huge figure looms out of the shadows—no,
Floyd | wait, it's just a plywood image of a lighthouse. Behind the lighthouse
Floyd | and partially obscured by it is a mural of Jesus blessing the little
Floyd | children.
Floyd |
Floyd | A movement catches your eye. Some tiny lights seem to be floating at
Floyd | the far end of the hall, flickering occasionally.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph lights"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH LIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the flickering lights with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the flickering lights. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x lights"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the flickering lights)
Floyd | The lights float across the ceiling like rings of blue smoke, blinking
Floyd | in and out to a frantic, inaudible rhythm.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "x photo"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the photo of the cat looking through the window or
Floyd | the photo of the flickering lights?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Oh goody a laser show. untz untz untz untz."
Olly says (to Floyd), "x photo of flickering"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF FLICKERING
Floyd |
Floyd | Blue lights trail across the photograph, bright against the darkness
Floyd | of the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "SpOoOoOoky."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x lighthouse"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LIGHTHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | The piece of plywood is about eight feet tall and an inch thick. A
Floyd | minimum of detail has been painted on to convey that this tapered
Floyd | rectangle is supposed to be a lighthouse. There are no supports; it's
Floyd | just propped up against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up lighthouse"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LIGHTHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | lighthouse symbolizes how the church is a beacon of guidance to the
Floyd | rest of the world. I don't mean my church specifically, I mean all of
Floyd | Christianity. Or at least Methodists."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x jesus"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "mural"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JESUS
Floyd |
Floyd | As is traditional, Jesus is depicted with very long hair, a white robe
Floyd | and a beatific smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MURAL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x mural"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MURAL
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, Jesus or the little children?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "children"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CHILDREN
Floyd |
Floyd | Happy little children of various ethnic backgrounds are crowded around
Floyd | Jesus.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up jesus"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP JESUS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | volunteered to paint a mural in the basement, and Patrick the youth
Floyd | leader gave me permission, so I painted a mural of the Four Beasts
Floyd | (the man and the lion and the ox and the eagle) and it was a GREAT
Floyd | MURAL but once they saw it they went ahead and covered it up with
Floyd | JONAH."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "But what colour is Jesus?"
Olly says (to Floyd), "look behind lighthouse"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND LIGHTHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up children"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CHILDREN
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | volunteered to paint a mural in the basement, and Patrick the youth
Floyd | leader gave me permission, so I painted a mural of the Four Beasts
Floyd | (the man and the lion and the ox and the eagle) and it was a GREAT
Floyd | MURAL but once they saw it they went ahead and covered it up with
Floyd | JONAH."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up jonah"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP JONAH
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | volunteered to paint a mural in the basement, and Patrick the youth
Floyd | leader gave me permission, so I painted a mural of the Four Beasts
Floyd | (the man and the lion and the ox and the eagle) and it was a GREAT
Floyd | MURAL but once they saw it they went ahead and covered it up with
Floyd | JONAH."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I am confuzzled."
Olly says (to Floyd), "move lighthouse"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOVE LIGHTHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | You get the feeling that if you tried to move this thing anywhere, it
Floyd | would fall on top of you and snap in half.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Maybe there's a different mural somewhere then"
DavidW says, "The beasts are in Revelations, iirc."
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe, but this one is linked to Jesus and Children."
Lionheart says, "Lights don't seem to be coming from the lighthouse anyway."
Olly says, "Yeah. Odd."
genericgeekgirl says, "Which is not Jonah, because.. you know."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "snap lighthouse"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SNAP LIGHTHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the plywood lighthouse. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yes, thank you."
genericgeekgirl says, "That is definitely what I meant :)"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch lights"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH LIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the flickering lights)
Floyd | The lights are insubstantial (you don't want to say "ghostly") and
Floyd | they're floating further down the hall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "say ghostly"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAY GHOSTLY
Floyd |
Floyd | (to yourself)
Floyd | Your voice echoes in the empty room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Maybe they have swamp gas leaking into their basement."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide behind lighthouse"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND LIGHTHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | The plywood lighthouse wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up christianity"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CHRISTIANITY
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "christianity" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north into darkness. It's hard to tell how long it
Floyd | might be from here, though the Sunday School room to the east provides
Floyd | some light at this end. The plywood lighthouse, on the other hand,
Floyd | peacefully fails to provide any light. Behind the lighthouse and
Floyd | partially obscured by it is a mural of Jesus blessing the little
Floyd | children.
Floyd |
Floyd | A movement catches your eye. Some tiny lights seem to be floating at
Floyd | the far end of the hall, flickering occasionally.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "North ho?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The tiny lights to the north continue to drift aimlessly. Thanks to
Floyd | the light filtering in from the south end of the hall, you can make
Floyd | out some kind of mural painted on the wall, but you can't tell what
Floyd | it's supposed to represent in the gloom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Presumably more north?"
Lionheart nods.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The flickering lights are only a little way to the north now.
Floyd | Otherwise, it's almost completely dark. At least you can still see the
Floyd | light at the south end of the hallway. The rectangles to the east and
Floyd | west must be doorways to somewhere, but they're barely distinguishable
Floyd | from the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the east storage room door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Your flailing about in the dark eventually discovers a door.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The flickering lights are only a little way to the north now.
Floyd | Otherwise, it's almost completely dark. At least you can still see the
Floyd | light at the south end of the hallway. The rectangles to the east and
Floyd | west must be doorways to somewhere, but they're barely distinguishable
Floyd | from the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the west storage room door)
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Your flailing about in the dark eventually discovers a door.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The flickering lights are only a little way to the north now.
Floyd | Otherwise, it's almost completely dark. At least you can still see the
Floyd | light at the south end of the hallway. The rectangles to the east and
Floyd | west must be doorways to somewhere, but they're barely distinguishable
Floyd | from the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Zoinks."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x lights"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | The lights float across the ceiling like rings of blue smoke, blinking
Floyd | in and out to a frantic, inaudible rhythm.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | As you approach the lights, they flicker one more time and vanish,
Floyd | leaving you in complete darkness.
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing except for the dim light
Floyd | trickling in from the south end of the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | You sneeze.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Hee hee."
Lionheart says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says, "Come back, little lights. I just wanna be your friend."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "feel walls"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEEL WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | You run your hand across the wall until you find the patch of
Floyd | ectoplasm again, then rub it between your fingers. It's thick and
Floyd | gooey, with a slightly oily texture. And now it's all over your hand
Floyd | again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "EW. ("Again".)"
Lionheart says, "Say whaaat"
zarf says, "I wonder if ectoplasm glows in black light."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "South a few times to check this out and look it up?"
Lionheart says, "I was looking for a light switch. Ain't no one mentioned no ectoplasm"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "taste ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TASTE ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | How do ghosts produce ectoplasm anyway? You're not sure it's something
Floyd | you want to put in your mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "And then we'll rub it all over the couch."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and, after feeling
Floyd | around for a moment, you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Why do we just assume it's ectoplasm,and not like.. someone spit on the wall?"
DavidW says, "We ought to wipe our hands off."
genericgeekgirl says, "I wanna see it in light."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "taste ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TASTE ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | You touch the ectoplasm gingerly with the tip of your tongue. The
Floyd | bitter tang makes you gag.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh god."
Olly says (to Floyd), "smell ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | The ectoplasm smells bitter and unnatural.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "This just took a disturbing turn. But maybe only in my head."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't know how.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too dark to see where you're going. A dim light from the south
Floyd | end of the hallway shows you the way back, but if you wander around at
Floyd | random you're probably just going to walk into walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Welp. South?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too dark to see where you're going. A dim light from the south
Floyd | end of the hallway shows you the way back, but if you wander around at
Floyd | random you're probably just going to walk into walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   some ectoplasm (stuck to your fingers)
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "I suppose there's nothing more to do here."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "clean fingers"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLEAN FINGERS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's nowhere to wash your hands here. You're briefly tempted to
Floyd | wipe the goo off on your jeans, but catch yourself in time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Walk into walls and potentially get ectoplasm all over you."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch wall"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You run your hand across the wall until you find the patch of
Floyd | ectoplasm again, then rub it between your fingers. It's thick and
Floyd | gooey, with a slightly oily texture.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if it builds up. We can have a pail full."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   some ectoplasm (stuck to your fingers)
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You run a hand along the wall to help you find your way, and your
Floyd | fingers trail through something cold and slimy. Ugh, now it's on your
Floyd | hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "I expect there was meant to be a different message the first time we touch the stuff."
Floyd ]  Darkness
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I EXPECT THERE WAS MEANT TO BE A DIFFERENT MESSAGE THE FIRST TIME WE
Floyd | TOUCH THE STUFF.
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ahhh. That's where it was supposed to come up."
Lionheart says, "Oops"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, the one we just got :D"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | It's almost completely dark. At least you can still see the light at
Floyd | the south end of the hallway. The rectangles to the east and west must
Floyd | be doorways to somewhere, but they're barely distinguishable from the
Floyd | walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | Thanks to the light filtering in from the south end of the hall, you
Floyd | can make out some kind of mural painted on the wall, but you can't
Floyd | tell what it's supposed to represent in the gloom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north into darkness. It's hard to tell how long it
Floyd | might be from here, though the Sunday School room to the east provides
Floyd | some light at this end. The plywood lighthouse, on the other hand,
Floyd | peacefully fails to provide any light. Behind the lighthouse and
Floyd | partially obscured by it is a mural of Jesus blessing the little
Floyd | children.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat is sitting in the middle of the room, staring at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the east before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | The ectoplasm is pale gray, thick and gooey.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x photo of ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x photo of darkness"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF DARKNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The photo is just a black rectangle. There are maybe some lighter
Floyd | smudges of black here and there, but you can't tell what it's supposed
Floyd | to be.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "photograph ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Robin. While you're looking for ghosts, if you see any ectoplasm, you
Floyd | should try to collect it and bring it back somehow. It would be
Floyd | important evidence for the existence of a ghost. And also I think it
Floyd | would just be cool to have."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Um."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put ectoplasm in cage"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ECTOPLASM IN CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The bird cage seems to be welded closed. It must be purely decorative.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put ectoplasm on cross"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ECTOPLASM ON CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | You lack the dexterity to balance the ectoplasm on the small white
Floyd | cross while you're still holding the small white cross.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I got nothin."
DavidW says, "We'll need a jar, I think."
Lionheart says, "And a light source, eventually"
Olly says, "We can probably go get more after we find something to put it in."
genericgeekgirl asks, "In the meantime, I'll just walk around with this on my hand. East and north twice?"
Lionheart says, "Why not"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat is sitting in the middle of the room, staring at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat is almost completely white, except for a small black spot on
Floyd | the end of its tail. When it sees you looking at it, it narrows its
Floyd | pale blue eyes at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "I think we should go wipe it on the teacher."
Lionheart asks, "How'd the cat get in?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Come on cat, I'm going to wipe this all over you."
genericgeekgirl says, "Or that."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pet cat"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ghost cat. Na na na na."
genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if we can take its photo without it noticing."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph cvat"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CVAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph cat"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the north, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x photo of cat"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the photo of the cat looking through the window or
Floyd | the photo of the cat waiting?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "waiting"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAITING
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat was facing away from you but it must have noticed you taking a
Floyd | photo, because its head is turned back towards the camera. Its big
Floyd | blue eyes stare out of the photo at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Is it leading us?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Perhaps."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north.
Floyd | Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think the cat wants us to follow, yes."
genericgeekgirl says, "Anyway, north is where we wanted to go."
genericgeekgirl says, "Unless we really do wanna try rubbing goop on sharon."
Lionheart says, "Well at least we''re not going into the basement alone"
Olly says, "No, I'm sure that won't work."
Lionheart says, "OR ARE WE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | All of a sudden you feel very claustrophobic. This must be a fairly
Floyd | large room, but most of the space is given over to snaking pipes,
Floyd | anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat mews at you, slinks behind one of the room's many pipes and
Floyd | fixtures, and is gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Nooooo."
Zach says, "I haven't been paying attention, but I vote for messing with Sharon"
Zach says, "Kitty!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x pipe"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PIPE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look under pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive faceless hulk of an appliance. You can hear it murmuring
Floyd | quietly to itself—or maybe you're hearing something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look behind pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mew"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MEW
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | A menagerie of valves and pressure gauges stick out from the pipes at
Floyd | awkward angles, some dangerously close to your eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "We can't look behind."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x gauges"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GAUGES
Floyd |
Floyd | A menagerie of valves and pressure gauges stick out from the pipes at
Floyd | awkward angles, some dangerously close to your eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wipe hand on boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIPE HAND ON BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to wipe your hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wipe hand"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIPE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | There's nowhere to wash your hands here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x photo of ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | The ectoplasm looks thicker and grayer in the photograph.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x walls"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't notice anything notable about the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch walls"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your guess is that anything in here that doesn't burn your hand when
Floyd | you touch it will probably break immediately instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "turn off light"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't take decent photos in the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "find cat"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIND CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, you'll have to be more specific about where you want to search.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake hands"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHAKE HANDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | There are few gaps wide enough to stick your head through, and they
Floyd | only reveal more of the same scenery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly :(
DavidW says, "I guess no cat until you find the tuna."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "bang pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BANG PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "kill slef"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL SLEF
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "kill self"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL SELF
Floyd |
Floyd | This church already has one ghost story attached to it; it doesn't
Floyd | need another.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Haha."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to assume you'd get in huge trouble if you broke anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive faceless hulk of an appliance. You can hear it murmuring
Floyd | quietly to itself—or maybe you're hearing something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Now you can only hear air currents: the whisper of an empty building
Floyd | at night.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "murmur"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MURMUR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN TO BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | As you perk up your ears to listen closer, the noise stops.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Spooky"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN TO PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | The church is silent.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to cat"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN TO CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
zarf walks off through the wall; deep blue light flares briefly around him. Olly says, "Pesky ghosts. Never around when you want them."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | You mutter the West High fight song under your breath:
Floyd |
Floyd | Fight, Fight, West High
Floyd | Stomp 'Em Out Like Ants
Floyd | Mortify The Other Guy
Floyd | And Make Him Pee His Pants
Floyd |
Floyd | But it doesn't make you feel any better.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I have a theory that the flickering lights will be back in the long hallway -- as long as we don't get too close."
DavidW says, "And maybe we can enter the side rooms while the lights are there."
Lionheart says, "Oh, good idea"
Olly says, "We went into them while the lights were there but it was still too dark to see."
Lionheart says, "Well, I can't think of anything to do here. Sorry, spooky cat."
Olly says, "Maybe we can show Orchid the ectoplasm."
Lionheart says, "Okay then."
genericgeekgirl says, "Feel free to play around in the hallway if you want. I'll brb."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I, saddly, have no tea."
genericgeekgirl says, "sadly, even"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wipe hand on sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIPE HAND ON SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to wipe your hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "put ectoplasm on sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ECTOPLASM ON SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on Sharon would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wipe hand on recliner"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIPE HAND ON RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to wipe your hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wipe hands"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIPE HANDS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's nowhere to wash your hands here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The poster is a vast glossy print of a bald eagle gliding through a
Floyd | bright blue sky. In a corner of the sky, a Bible verse is printed:
Floyd | "But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they
Floyd | shall mount up with wings as eagles. Isaiah 40:31."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "there's bound to be a restroom somewhere."
Lionheart says, "We just found them"
Olly says, "I wanna go in the gents."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | As you approach the door to the men's room, you stop yourself. Isn't
Floyd | this something that a creep would do?
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can put your hand on the handle, but that's as far as you get. You
Floyd | chide yourself for your indecision.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Dooo it"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's it. Enough with this cowardice.
Floyd |
Floyd | The door swings shut behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Men's Restroom
Floyd | Yes, this is more or less what you expected.
Floyd |
Floyd | There are some stalls, and some mirrors, and some sinks, and next to
Floyd | those is a garbage can. The only things you haven't seen before are
Floyd | the urinals. Hardly worth having an ethical dilemma over.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in garbage"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN GARBAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | In the men's room garbage can is some glowing tissue paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph tissue paper"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH TISSUE PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x paper"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | This tissue was used to wipe up an eerie glowing substance, then
Floyd | thrown in a garbage can.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Glowing?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get paper"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Odd."
DavidW says, "yes. A clue and maybe a lightsource too."
Olly says, "Ooh."
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in stalls"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN STALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | You give each stall a very quick once-over. Nothing to see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in urinals"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN URINALS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look in mirror"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | Your own face peers back at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Wash hands now? Or keep the ecto longer"
Olly says, "Not sure."
Lionheart says, "We likely can get more"
Olly says, "It hasn't been much of a hinderance yet."
DavidW says, "Wash hands. We can get more ecto later. Plus the ecto itches."
Zach says, "Eww"
Olly says, "But the itching is new, so something might happen if we have it too long."
Zach says, "I hate to bring up the couch again, but..."
DavidW says, "Currently, I'm thinking Casey is behind it all."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wash hand"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WASH HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You scrub your hands until every trace of ectoplasm is gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to DavidW), "interesting"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x photo of paper"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | Something about the lighting in the photo makes it hard to tell that
Floyd | the tissue paper was glowing, but the tissue has an unnatural greenish
Floyd | tinge to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The church is silent.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Broken glowstick?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Robin. While you're looking for ghosts, if you see any ectoplasm, you
Floyd | should try to collect it and bring it back somehow. It would be
Floyd | important evidence for the existence of a ghost. And also I think it
Floyd | would just be cool to have."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh, maybe"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "flush tolilet"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLUSH TOLILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "flush toilet"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLUSH TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "use toilet"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "We could photo it in a dark place if it seems important, but I would guess that the photo is always the same."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x toilet"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | These are standard toilets. No ghosts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Take a look at the ladies' next?"
Olly nods.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, the only way out is southwest to the main floor stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up restroom"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP RESTROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | (the men's restroom)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "If
Floyd | you have time, you should go ahead and take a look in the men's room,
Floyd | since who knows how many opportunities like this you'll have in the
Floyd | future. I won't spoil anything by describing it here."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd | The door swings shut behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head northeast to the men's restroom, south to
Floyd | the fellowship hall, southeast, and down to the basement stairway.
genericgeekgirl says, "Casey, You're a dick."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "ha ha, aww"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd | The door swings shut behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | A restroom in a church is about the same as any other restroom. You
Floyd | have your stalls, your sinks, your mirrors, your garbage can.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stalls"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They look like restroom stalls you'd see anywhere else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sinks"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINKS
Floyd |
Floyd | The sinks are typical sinks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up women's restroom"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP WOMEN'S RESTROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Well, Robin. I actually explored the ladies' restroom briefly, during
Floyd | a game of Sardines. But then, because of events that transpired, the
Floyd | ladies' restroom was declared to be off-limits. And shortly after
Floyd | that, because of fairness, the men's restroom was declared to be
Floyd | off-limits as well. For Sardines purposes at least."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mirrors"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRRORS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your own face peers back at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x can"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The cleaner must have been in recently, because the garbage can is
Floyd | empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Curiouser and curiouser."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "toilet"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x toilet"
Floyd ]  Ladies' Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | These are standard toilets. No ghosts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl) genericgeekgirl says, "I've just always wanted to say that."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | The door swings shut behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up poster"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | (the eagle poster)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | fact that it's a bald eagle in that poster makes it pretty clear that
Floyd | whoever designed that poster wanted that Bible verse to apply to the
Floyd | people of the United States of America somehow. Which makes me wonder,
Floyd | are there any other countries that insist God loves them the most?
Floyd | Because God can only love one country the most. That's what 'the most'
Floyd | means."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get poster"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's really too big to carry around with you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The door to the pastor's office is locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Russia."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "knock on door"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the pastor's door, the men's room door, or the
Floyd | ladies' room door?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pastor's"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PASTOR'S
Floyd |
Floyd | No one answers. The pastor would be at home or something at this hour.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up pastor"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PASTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (the pastor's door)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "You
Floyd | used to be able to get into the pastor's office all the time, back
Floyd | when Patrick the youth leader had his own sub-office at one end of the
Floyd | room where he had free candy. But that was a security risk apparently,
Floyd | so they locked up the pastor's office and Patrick the youth leader had
Floyd | to move his office to his truck."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, ""to his truck""
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up fellowship"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP FELLOWSHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | fellowship hall is where we eat dinner at youth group, and it is also
Floyd | where the younger kids sit around and talk about their junior high
Floyd | problems while the older kids play video games downstairs. The church
Floyd | also uses it for other purposes but I do not know or care about that
Floyd | stuff."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up narthex"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP NARTHEX
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | narthex is the first room most people see in the church. I don't know
Floyd | whether it's the one you're going to see first.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One time there was a bat in the narthex and it bit Tammy. I thought
Floyd | this was hilarious, but she did not."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up patrick"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PATRICK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Patrick the youth leader is Grace's youth leader currently. In the
Floyd | distant past there was a different, previous youth leader, but we
Floyd | don't talk about her.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Actually, I'm looking over the other notes I've written and it looks
Floyd | like I've probably said too much about Patrick the youth leader too."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up tammy"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TAMMY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "If
Floyd | you don't know Tammy, Tammy is this girl who goes to church but kind
Floyd | of hates it and always brings some non-church-related reading material
Floyd | to pass the time. She describes herself as a 'hobby reader', which is
Floyd | a really awful term, but it's Tammy, so who cares."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up model"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MODEL
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | model church is a model of some other church. I think it used to be
Floyd | inside of that church, but it got torn down, or they went bankrupt,
Floyd | and the model ended up in our church. It's kind of a creepy object,
Floyd | though. The guy who made it was clearly way too obsessed with his
Floyd | church."
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "The ecto is back?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Ghost ecto."
Olly says, "Hey."
genericgeekgirl says, "It just won't die."
Olly says, "We washed our hand."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   some ectoplasm (stuck to your fingers)
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x model"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MODEL
Floyd |
Floyd | It can't be a model of this church; it's the wrong shape. There's an
Floyd | incredible level of detail, though, from the tiles in the roof to the
Floyd | tiny people on the sidewalk. The double doors in front are open, and
Floyd | you can barely make out the shapes of little pews inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "You must've got more."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break glass"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to assume you'd get in huge trouble if you broke anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open glass"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like the case wasn't designed to be opened.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get model"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET MODEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't get your hands on the model, since there's a glass cube
Floyd | between it and you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up model"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MODEL
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | model church is a model of some other church. I think it used to be
Floyd | inside of that church, but it got torn down, or they went bankrupt,
Floyd | and the model ended up in our church. It's kind of a creepy object,
Floyd | though. The guy who made it was clearly way too obsessed with his
Floyd | church."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The tabletops look tolerably clean, if chipped in places.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Oh my god. Maybe we need to wash our hands again?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chairs"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHAIRS
Floyd |
Floyd | The chairs are clearly ancient, and some of them look like safety
Floyd | hazards. Even West High can afford nicer chairs than these.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "chair"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CHAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get chair"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CHAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "because we touched it twice, and it screwed up some flag?"
genericgeekgirl says, "I don't even."
Olly says, "We should wash our hand again and see if it's in our inventory right after."
DavidW says, "I dunno."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | The door swings shut behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Men's Restroom
Floyd | There are some stalls, and some mirrors, and some sinks, and next to
Floyd | those is a garbage can. The only things you haven't seen before are
Floyd | the urinals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wash hands"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WASH HANDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You scrub your hands until every trace of ectoplasm is gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x urinal"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X URINAL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's not a concept that you would ever have come up with yourself, but
Floyd | the general principle seems sound.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "heh"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "flush urinal"
Floyd ]  Men's Restroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLUSH URINAL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd | The door swings shut behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I like that the photos have been stacked."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Now if it comes back we will know it has come back."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up pamphlets"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PAMPHLETS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | actually paid pretty close attention to those pamphlets in the narthex
Floyd | for a while, and I learned something interesting. People really do
Floyd | pick up the pamphlets and read through them, but they always put them
Floyd | back. Nobody ever takes one home, because subconsciously it feels like
Floyd | stealing from a church, which you're not supposed to do. Not that I've
Floyd | never stolen anything from church."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Perhaps you left ecto on the restroom door, so leaving the room gives it back."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the huge Bible)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "But
Floyd | if you turn the lights on, you'll see there's a Bible on that podium.
Floyd | I'm pretty sure that Bible is worth hundreds of dollars. It has a lot
Floyd | of really nice pictures in it, at least. Don't mess with it."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pamphlets"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAMPHLETS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Please Take One!" reads the cursive text at the bottom of the rack,
Floyd | but none of the pamphlets succeeds in engaging your curiosity. You've
Floyd | never been afflicted with any of the problems they purport to solve.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pamphlets"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PAMPHLETS
Floyd |
Floyd | The rack is too flimsy to be of any use.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pamphlet"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PAMPHLET
Floyd |
Floyd | You won't let yourself give any of this material a closer look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The Bible is obviously a well-respected object around here, but it's
Floyd | not a mere display piece; the pages have been creased and scuffed by
Floyd | continuous use.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x flowers"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLOWERS
Floyd |
Floyd | The plastic stems and silk blossoms are obviously artificial, but that
Floyd | hasn't stopped someone from trying to water them recently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel it would be disrespectful to remove the Bible from its
Floyd | podium.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get flower"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET FLOWER
Floyd |
Floyd | There's still a little water in the bottom of the pots—no roots to
Floyd | absorb it—and if you moved them around you might spill it all over.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pot"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE POT
Floyd |
Floyd | There's still a little water in the bottom of the pots—no roots to
Floyd | absorb it—and if you moved them around you might spill it all over.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take water"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WATER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look up flower"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP FLOWER
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "It
Floyd | says a lot about us Christians that we won't even put real flowers in
Floyd | the narthex, right? It does. It doesn't necessarily say something bad,
Floyd | though. It could say that we have better things to do than worry about
Floyd | live flowers, for example. But you can interpret it in your own
Floyd | judgmental way, if you want." Wow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tags"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TAGS
Floyd |
Floyd | There must be a name tag on here for everybody who's ever set foot in
Floyd | this church. There's Casey's, and there's Orchid's, and this one says
Floyd | "Robin"—but they must mean some other Robin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take robin"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROBIN
Floyd |
Floyd | (yourself)
Floyd | You are always self-possessed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up tags"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TAGS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "When the new pastor came, he insisted that everybody wear name tags
Floyd | all the time, but that didn't last long. Name tags are a pain."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take robin tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROBIN TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull the name tag labeled "Robin" off of the board, even though it
Floyd | couldn't possibly be for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You pin the name tag on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take casey"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CASEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take casey tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CASEY TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tags"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TAGS
Floyd |
Floyd | There must be a name tag on here for everybody who's ever set foot in
Floyd | this church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Well fine."
Zach says, "lies"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x jessie"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JESSIE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tags"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH TAGS
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing on the board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "I think everyone should wear nametags."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get jessie's tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET JESSIE'S TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Who's Jessie?"
Lionheart says, "The suicide girl"
DavidW says, "Did I get her name wrong? Ghost girl."
Olly says, "Oh, right."
genericgeekgirl says, "Jennie."
Lionheart says, "Oops"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get jennie's tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET JENNIE'S TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I wanna try going south, even though we presumably can't."
genericgeekgirl says, "> You run away, never to return."
Lionheart says, "Thoguht it might be of use to have something worn by the dead girl at some point, but no"
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
Ellison has disconnected.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Hopefully you can complete your investigation without having to leave
Floyd | the church tonight. It must be freezing outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Yeah, that makes sense."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Presumably she died a very long time ago, no?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "jennie tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JENNIE TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "That seems to be the implication."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up jennie"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP JENNIE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know how much you already know about the ghost in the church so
Floyd | I'll give you the whole story. Jennie Bancroft is the name of the
Floyd | ghost that haunts Grace United Methodist. She used to be alive, but
Floyd | then she died, in or around the church, sometime in the distant past.
Floyd | I keep meaning to look up when she died but I haven't had time.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When people see her, she looks like a teenage girl in pigtails. I
Floyd | don't think she shows up covered in blood or anything like that; she's
Floyd | just a sad girl. Obviously a lot of the time she's invisible though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Some of the evidence that we have for her existence includes:
Floyd |
Floyd | - sounds of footsteps and a girl crying when nobody else is in the
Floyd | church
Floyd | - cold spots in rooms, rooms that suddenly become cold for no reason
Floyd | - stuff goes missing, then shows up again
Floyd | - you see someone at the end of the hallway but when you get to the
Floyd | end of the hallway there's nobody there
Floyd | - basically everybody has seen her out of the corner of their eye at
Floyd | some point
Floyd |
Floyd | "Debate continues on the subject of how Jennie died. Popular theories
Floyd | state that she jumped off of the church steeple, or she drank poison,
Floyd | or used a space heater to carbon monoxide herself. According to one
Floyd | explanation she died accidentally, because she was using a Ouija
Floyd | board, but that theory is idiotic. Jennie Bancroft definitely
Floyd | committed suicide, and it was definitely because of a boy she was in
Floyd | love with."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get jennie tag"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET JENNIE TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "North?"
Lionheart says, "Guess that's it for this room"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless. Orchid hasn't turned the lights on either; you can barely
Floyd | make out anything in the gloom.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid comes over to meet you. "I didn't find anything up here," she
Floyd | says, "how about you?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "show photos to orchid"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW PHOTOS TO ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | You fan out your stack of photos and hold them out to Orchid. Her eyes
Floyd | widen at the photo of the glowing tissue paper. "Wow, Robin," she
Floyd | says, "that's great, good work! That definitely looks paranormal to
Floyd | me."
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you can say any more, Orchid gasps and points upwards.
Floyd | Something is floating near the ceiling, glowing faintly—a pale
Floyd | figure
Floyd | in a wispy dress.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Who knows what counts as 'distant past' for Casey."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph ghost"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the ghostly figure. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ghostly figure hovers silently in the air.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Could you guys wait for me to read for a moment?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Sure."
Lionheart says, "Sure, just wanted to photograph it immediately, in case it left the room like the cat"
Olly says, "Ok. Ready."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ghost"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | The glowing figure is wearing a pale dress and her hair is in
Floyd | pigtails, just like Casey said. You can't make out the expression on
Floyd | her face, but she's holding her hands out as if she's reaching for
Floyd | something or asking for something.
Floyd |
Floyd | The figure drifts towards the ground and glides northward towards the
Floyd | altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x orchid"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid, like most girls your age, is taller than you. Her cheeks are
Floyd | covered in freckles that you had never seen before tonight; she must
Floyd | put makeup on over them for school. You have the uneasy feeling that
Floyd | there are more freckles on her left cheek than her right.
Floyd |
Floyd | She catches your eye, scowls, and nods fiercely in the direction of
Floyd | the ghostly figure.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid hisses, "What are you waiting around for? Get some more photos
Floyd | of the ghost!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The figure drifts northwards through a small door behind the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Just curious, I'm not sure we'd looked at her before."
Olly says, "We didn't."
Olly says (to Floyd), "snap ghost"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SNAP GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the ghostly figure. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The figure drifts northwards through a small door behind the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You catch just a glimpse of the ghost in the darkness before it floats
Floyd | towards the back wall and vanishes. When you switch the light on, the
Floyd | room is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "There is a Christian flag?"
Olly says, "Lots of denominations have flags, but I'm not aware of a Christian flag."
genericgeekgirl says, "This apparently: [LINK]"
Lionheart says, "Yes. It's white with a red cross in a blue rectangle."
Olly says, "Ok."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x back wall"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BACK WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking closely at the walls, you realise that one of the panels on
Floyd | the wall is sitting slightly further forward than the others.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "loose panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOSE PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | The panel is smooth and more or less identical to the other panels.
Floyd | There isn't any handle or anything like that on it. But it's
Floyd | definitely jutting out further than the other panels.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You press your palms against the panel, but it doesn't seem to move.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pull panel"
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab the edges of the panel and try to pull it towards you, but
Floyd | your fingers slip off. There isn't enough room for you to get a grip
Floyd | on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "slide panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLIDE PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You press your palms against the panel, but it doesn't seem to move.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Perhaps if our fingers were stickier?"
Olly says, "Maybe."
Olly says, "There's ecto on the floor."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "touch ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | You prod the ectoplasm gingerly, then rub it between your fingers.
Floyd | It's thick and gooey, with a slightly oily texture. And now it's all
Floyd | over your hand again.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pull panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab the edges of the panel and try to pull it towards you, but
Floyd | your fingers slip off. There isn't enough room for you to get a grip
Floyd | on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open panel with cross"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN PANEL WITH CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to slide the small white cross between the panel and the wall
Floyd | to use it as a lever. It's pretty awkward, but just as you're about to
Floyd | give up, the panel shifts upwards and slides aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing much seems to happen at first, but then the panel shifts
Floyd | upward and slides to the side. Behind it a narrow tunnel leads
Floyd | downwards. You open and close the panel a few more times to make sure
Floyd | you know how it works, and then leave it open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "So much for that."
genericgeekgirl says, "Yiss."
genericgeekgirl says, "I was just gonna try everything :D"
Olly exclaims, "Yay!"
genericgeekgirl says, "Was secretly hoping the SNES will be useful."
Lionheart asks, "Should we fetch Orchid?"
DavidW asks, "And wash hands again?"
Olly says, "May as well try."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Can we look around a little, since we rushed through to follow the ghostie?"
Lionheart says, "Eh, I'm interested in finding out what happens if we let the itch progress"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf16"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Sure. Back out to the altar to check out the candles?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Which, btw, light source"
genericgeekgirl says, "Sure, but also the chest and closet, and oh hey, I missed the candles."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chest"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | When you think about it, you realize that the chest is of the same
Floyd | dimensions as the adjacent closet. They're the same basic object,
Floyd | rotated in space. The chest also has a lid.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Interesting thing to think about."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open chest"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the huge wooden chest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter chest"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | You lie down inside the chest, and notice that there's plenty of space
Floyd | inside. It's not a bad spot.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "exit chest"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | inside. It's not a bad spot.But there's no time for napping now.
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull yourself out of the box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open closet"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CLOSET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x robes"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROBES
Floyd |
Floyd | The robes are cut from a green satin fabric; you can't imagine one
Floyd | looking very flattering on anybody.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take robe"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROBE
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull out one robe, straighten its sleeves, and put it back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get robe"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ROBE
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull out one robe, straighten its sleeves, and put it back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear robe"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR ROBE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the choir robes)
Floyd | You pull out one robe, straighten its sleeves, and put it back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hymnals"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HYMNALS
Floyd |
Floyd | The books have been stacked very tidily into an almost perfect
Floyd | one-foot cube. It's actually very pleasant to see such an orderly
Floyd | display.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up panel"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | back room is kind of a secret, I guess, although we use it as the
Floyd | 'backstage' whenever we do plays and that kind of thing. Nobody ever
Floyd | uses it as a hiding place when we're playing games, though. I guess it
Floyd | might be too obvious? Or maybe it's just too boring.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You can get to the basement from the back room, too: there's a
Floyd | sliding panel in the back wall, but to get it open, you have to apply
Floyd | some upward pressure to get it out of its groove a little bit. That's
Floyd | the real secret, I guess."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x hymnals"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HYMNALS
Floyd |
Floyd | The books have been stacked very tidily into an almost perfect
Floyd | one-foot cube. It's actually very pleasant to see such an orderly
Floyd | display.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up chest"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know if we've ever used the chest in the back room for anything.
Floyd | I think Patrick the youth leader said they could keep sheet music in
Floyd | it, but fat chance of Marcie leaving her sheet music at church.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But it doesn't bother me if it's always empty. Sometimes I take naps
Floyd | in there."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up hymnals"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP HYMNALS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "There are so many hymnals in this church. Nobody would notice if one
Floyd | went missing. I happen to know this for an established fact."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take hymnal"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HYMNAL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's such a perfect stack of books, though. Taking one away would ruin
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | It's such a perfect stack of books, though. Taking one away would ruin
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up marcie"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MARCIE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Marcie Kempulfers is in charge of the bell choir and that kind of
Floyd | thing and she's boring."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up altar"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ALTAR
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Many church enthusiasts use the word "altar" to refer not only to the
Floyd | little table with the candles, but also to the raised area at the
Floyd | front of the sanctuary where the little table with the candles is
Floyd | located. This practice is completely incorrect and extremely stupid.
Floyd | The raised area is called a 'raised area' or I guess maybe a 'stage'."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up candles"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CANDLES
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Churches are all about candles. I bet 30% of any given church's
Floyd | budget is probably spent on candles and candle paraphernalia. But can
Floyd | you imagine a church without candles? No, you can't."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Heh"
Olly says, "It's called the chancel."
Olly says, "People at my church say 'in the altar,' though."
Lionheart says, "No doubt putting kids thru college of Hank Chandler, seller of candles and candle accessories,"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up flags"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP FLAGS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "flags" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up flag"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the American flag or the Christian flag?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "christian"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CHRISTIAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | have a couple beefs with the Christian flag's design. First, it cribs
Floyd | far too heavily from the American flag, which probably alienates all
Floyd | the Canadian Christians and Moroccan Christians who use it, if they
Floyd | even bother. Second, the cross is red on top of blue, which violates
Floyd | the rule of tincture."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up american flag"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP AMERICAN FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | American flag! The home of the brave! Freedom and liberty! How
Floyd | respectful!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cross"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the small white cross)
Floyd | This is a nice little cross for a table. Nothing fancy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "big cross"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BIG CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x big cross"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BIG CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "I hate it when churches have national flags in them."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x christian flag"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHRISTIAN FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You assume it's the Christian flag, because there's a red cross near
Floyd | the top, but you've never seen such a flag anywhere else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x american flag"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AMERICAN FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | Although it's lying furled against its post, you can easily tell that
Floyd | this is an American flag. This one has tassels around the edges, and
Floyd | an eagle figurine is perched at the top.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x candles"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CANDLES
Floyd |
Floyd | Burnt wicks stick out of the gold covers at the tops of the candles,
Floyd | but the "wax" is really a white plastic cylinder. These aren't real
Floyd | candles at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart exclaims, "Aw!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x altar"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ALTAR
Floyd |
Floyd | A simple beige table. On the side facing the congregation is an
Floyd | insignia with the letters "IHS".
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x eagle"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X EAGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Although it's lying furled against its post, you can easily tell that
Floyd | this is an American flag. This one has tassels around the edges, and
Floyd | an eagle figurine is perched at the top.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get candle"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Without something to light them with, these candles are just sticks.
Floyd | Not worth carrying around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get american flag"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET AMERICAN FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You have no use for a big heavy flag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wipe hands on christian flag"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WIPE HANDS ON CHRISTIAN FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to wipe your hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look at windows"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK AT WINDOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the designs are purely abstract, but you notice a dove, a
Floyd | lion, a lamb, and what looks like an elk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dove"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | The dove is flying downward, its wings outstretched.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x lion"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LION
Floyd |
Floyd | The lion is looking out into space with one paw raised.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x lamb"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LAMB
Floyd |
Floyd | The lamb is sitting down, its eyes closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x elk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ELK
Floyd |
Floyd | The elk is looking to the side, as if ready to take on some unseen
Floyd | assailant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up window"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up windows"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP WINDOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | guess I've seen better stained glass in other churches, but ours is
Floyd | pretty nice. We've got the bases covered."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up dove"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP DOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | guess I've seen better stained glass in other churches, but ours is
Floyd | pretty nice. We've got the bases covered."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up sanctuary"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SANCTUARY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | sanctuary obviously is the room where we all worship and hear sermons
Floyd | and that kind of thing. It is a very solemn room, as you can probably
Floyd | see. It feels that way for a 'pew' different reasons." Oh, Casey. Come
Floyd | on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pews"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | The benches are like dense underbrush: something could be hiding
Floyd | anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under benches"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BENCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search benches"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BENCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | You look in between a few of the pews and find nothing to either
Floyd | interest or worry you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | You saw one of these in a movie once. The top recedes into the back of
Floyd | the desk, and you can hide a convict inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to pull back the top of the desk, but it's locked down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "f hide co-- Oh."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | sound guy, whose name I don't remember, keeps all the controls for the
Floyd | sound and lights in that rolltop desk. He takes the key to the desk
Floyd | home with him, because the stuff inside is super expensive. I'm just
Floyd | fine with not breaking into it and messing around because I would
Floyd | probably break everything."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | The bars of the ceiling recall the ribs of a ship.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up ceiling"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Heather told me she had a dream where there were dead bodies walled
Floyd | up in the ceiling of the sanctuary. I don't remember why she told me
Floyd | this."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up pews"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the long rows of pews)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Seriously, if you have to sleep in the church, a pew is your best
Floyd | bet."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search pews"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | You look in between a few of the pews and find nothing to either
Floyd | interest or worry you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Didn't we leave Orchid here?"
Lionheart says, "Yes"
Olly says, "Yeah."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony, but that hasn't stopped someone from putting a potted
Floyd | plant in the corner. If you can avoid tripping over the plant, an
Floyd | archway to the west leads back out into the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x plant"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | The plant is a tiny potted palm. It's fake, but that's fair enough.
Floyd | It's not like there's enough light in here for a real palm tree to
Floyd | flourish.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get plant"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You remove the tripping hazard from the bottom of the balcony stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Now I'm calling shenanigans."
Olly says (to Floyd), "l heap"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L HEAP
Floyd |
Floyd | It's hard to tell what this stuff is for with it all tumbled into a
Floyd | heap like that. There are some metal bars, and some pulleys and
Floyd | things, and a lot of tangled cables connecting things together.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search heap"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH HEAP
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to disentangle some of the cables but it's all too mixed up.
Floyd | You sort out one bit and the rest just gets knottier.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat trots up the stairs and mews at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger arrives, full of fun, but no funk. genericgeekgirl says, "Oh hi, kitty."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf17"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pet kitty"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET KITTY
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pet cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat dodges your hand and bounds off downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "For ghost choreography, maybe."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I don't like ectoplasm either, kitty."
Lionheart says, "The cat will probably wait for us to follow"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x projector"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PROJECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | A strong metal cage protects the projector from careless and/or
Floyd | malevolent handling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x trapdoor"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TRAPDOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The trapdoor is set into the ceiling, well above your head. The cord
Floyd | to pull it down seems to have got caught in the door, and only a small
Floyd | loop is visible on this side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "turn on projector"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON PROJECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Judging by the cage it's in, the church really doesn't want people
Floyd | messing around with the projector.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "pull cord with cross"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL CORD WITH CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the small white cross)
Floyd | The cross just isn't big enough to reach the loop of cord.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pews"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | There are only a few rows of pews up here, mounted on a series of
Floyd | steps so the people at the back can still see down to the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on pew"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON PEW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | You step up onto one of the pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull cord"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | The pews are too far forward; there's no way you can reach the
Floyd | trapdoor from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   some ectoplasm (stuck to your fingers)
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |     a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph trapdoor"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH TRAPDOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the trapdoor. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph heap"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH HEAP
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the tangle of bars and cables. The camera whirrs
Floyd | and vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph projector"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH PROJECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the projector. The camera whirrs and vibrates
Floyd | and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "move pews"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOVE PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | The balcony pews are screwed to the floor, probably for safety
Floyd | reasons.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "There's evidence and there's evidence"
DavidW says, "There's very likely a limit to the number of photographs you can take."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up trapdoor"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TRAPDOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | trapdoor goes up into the steeple. Nobody uses it, because like I
Floyd | said, the steeple is super dangerous."
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up projector"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PROJECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Someone donated money for a projector to the church, and it caused
Floyd | this big kerfuffle in the Board of Trustees because they didn't really
Floyd | want a projector. But they couldn't spend the money on anything else,
Floyd | so now we have a projector that we never use!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up heap"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP HEAP
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | But what is it? You're not sure what to look for in the notes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up pulley"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PULLEY
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "pulley" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look up cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the cat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Perhaps the heap is a rope ladder."
genericgeekgirl says, "Also we haven't been to the kitchen yet."
genericgeekgirl says, "East of the Fellowship Hall."
Lionheart says, "In my old church, the balcony was where te organist and choir were."
Roger says, "I think that's the standard arrangement"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ladder"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LADDER
Floyd |
Floyd | The trapdoor is set into the ceiling, well above your head. The cord
Floyd | to pull it down seems to have got caught in the door, and only a small
Floyd | loop is visible on this side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pull loop"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL LOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | The pews are too far forward; there's no way you can reach the
Floyd | trapdoor from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Lots of churches have the choir on benches on either side of the chancel."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search pews"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | There is nothing on the balcony pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x railing"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RAILING
Floyd |
Floyd | A low wall runs along the edge of the balcony, with a thick wooden
Floyd | railing set on top of it. It's hard to tell if the railing is just
Floyd | meant to be decorative, or if it was added as an afterthought to make
Floyd | the wall a bit higher.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up railing"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP RAILING
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Every year for Christmas, we have to hang this stupid fancy garland
Floyd | on the balcony railing, and it's a huge pain."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Casey is weird."
Lionheart says, "Casey is way thorough."
Olly says, "Thorough but frequently irrelevant."
DavidW says, "I need to lie down. My nose is trying to exhaust me."
Lionheart says, "I like it. Next best thing to having an NPC keeping us company"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "lie down"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIE DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | When you feel you've got all the evidence you need, your sleeping bag
Floyd | is waiting for you in the nursery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Kitchen?"
Lionheart says, "Let's."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the pew.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Or follow cat?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head up and down to the the balcony stairwell.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "I guess it ran off?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Oh dear I guess it didn't wait. Restore?"
Olly says, "Yeah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf17"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf18"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind the sliding door you find a steep, narrow flight of stairs with
Floyd | no handrail. You walk down them slowly, not wanting to miss your
Floyd | footing in the dim light.
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You could hardly call this a room. It's just a long, musty, narrow
Floyd | space behind a wall. At one end, a flight of stairs runs up to the
Floyd | room behind the altar; at the other end a heavy door leads out to the
Floyd | south. In between them, a fuse box is mounted on the wall, its metal
Floyd | door hanging open to reveal a row of switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cheap-looking mirror, a black sphere and some black cloth are lying
Floyd | in a heap on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat sits down underneath the fuse box and starts licking its paw.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Interesting."
Lionheart says, "We didn 't photograph the cat this time around"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph cat"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Why do we need to?"
genericgeekgirl says, "It just chases it away."
Lionheart says, "x mirror"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | The mirror is large-ish, but the frame is just cheap fake-wood-grain
Floyd | plastic and the glass (is it actually glass?) is slightly warped.
Floyd | Judging by the Goodwill price sticker on the frame, its previous owner
Floyd | didn't think much of it either.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up mirror"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the cheap-looking mirror.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up sphere"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SPHERE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the black sphere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in mirror"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | Your slightly warped reflection gazes back at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sphere"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPHERE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a black metal ball with numerous round glass panels set into it.
Floyd | Turning it over, you notice that it's heavyish and slightly warm to
Floyd | the touch. Your fingers also find a small button on the top? base?
Floyd | side? of the sphere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press button"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks, and blue light streams from the glass panels on the
Floyd | sphere, reflecting off the cheap-looking mirror and scattering across
Floyd | the walls and ceiling. This must be one of those party light sphere
Floyd | things that are supposed to make your house look like a nightclub or
Floyd | something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | If you remember correctly, that's a sin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn off light"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks again and the light dies out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Aha."
genericgeekgirl says, "I meant the room light."
Olly says, "Our blue lights."
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cloth"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLOTH
Floyd |
Floyd | Thick, heavy black cloth of some kind—a curtain or something, maybe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | party light sphere: Taken.
Floyd | cheap-looking mirror: Taken.
Floyd | black cloth: Taken.
Floyd | Bubsy cartridge: Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl snrk.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear cloth"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR CLOTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You drape the cloth around your shoulders like a cloak, but it's much
Floyd | too long. It trails across the floor and starts to collect dust, so
Floyd | you take it off again and fold it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You could hardly call this a room. It's just a long, musty, narrow
Floyd | space behind a wall. At one end, a flight of stairs runs up to the
Floyd | room behind the altar; at the other end a heavy door leads out to the
Floyd | south. In between them, a fuse box is mounted on the wall, its metal
Floyd | door hanging open to reveal a row of switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone left the fuse box door hanging open, showing a neat row of red
Floyd | switches. Most are in the on position, but one, marked "WEST
Floyd | BASEMENT", is off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on west basement"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON WEST BASEMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You flick the last switch into the ON position.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the heavy door, the sliding door, or the fuse box?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x heavy"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEAVY
Floyd |
Floyd | (the black cloth)
Floyd | Thick, heavy black cloth of some kind—a curtain or something, maybe.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x heavy door"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEAVY DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no writing on the door, but it could hardly say KEEP OUT more
Floyd | clearly if there were.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open heavy door"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN HEAVY DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the heavy door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Dancing a sin? Perish the thought."
genericgeekgirl says, "Shall we? :)"
Olly says, "Methodists don't drink, but I think they dance."
genericgeekgirl says, "Also back to the west basement at some point, and the kitchen, please."
Olly says (to genericgeekgirl), "Yes."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of Hallway
Floyd | The hall ends here at a heavy door to the north. A huge mural of David
Floyd | fighting Goliath adorns the west wall, but it's marred by a streak of
Floyd | gray gunk clinging to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Echoing footsteps draw your attention to a figure walking down the
Floyd | south end of the hallway, but whoever it is goes into the Sunday
Floyd | School room before you can see their face.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x gunk"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GUNK
Floyd |
Floyd | The ectoplasm is pale gray, thick and gooey.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "After him?"
Olly says, "Yeah, I think so."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "also these storage closets at some point, maybe."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Gah."
Olly says, "We aren't going to catch him."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. For some reason, there's nothing
Floyd | on the lowest shelf, even though there's stuff everywhere else. Near
Floyd | the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe three feet tall. In front of
Floyd | the cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a
Floyd | huge amplifier. A plywood Noah's Ark and a plywood Ark of the Covenant
Floyd | are sitting on the floor by the cabinet. There's a case labelled
Floyd | "HANDBELLS" on the Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The glistening container is up on top of the wall shelves; you can't
Floyd | get a look at it from your current height.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up handbells"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP HANDBELLS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Here is the deal with the handbells. Marcie Kempulfers is in charge
Floyd | of the bell choir. She has a very strict handbell protocol. The
Floyd | handbells are church property, and she says so frequently as people
Floyd | try to goof off in bell choir practice.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Patrick the youth leader is not so uptight, and for this youth
Floyd | service he thought we should do a bell choir number, without any
Floyd | oversight by or permission from Marcie Kempulfers. He decided we
Floyd | should play 'Seek Ye First', because he could only force an octave's
Floyd | worth of kids to volunteer, and he thought it was an easy song. And it
Floyd | is an easy song. But we were poorly motivated.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So the youth service rolls around, and the extremely unofficial youth
Floyd | bell choir has yet to master our song. But we're listed in the
Floyd | program. We have to go out and perform, and when we perform this song
Floyd | we are going to butcher it.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then, right before the service starts, Marcie Kempulfers shows up to
Floyd | have words with Patrick the youth leader. The effects of these words
Floyd | were, first of all, we were definitely not going to be performing a
Floyd | non-Kempulfers-supervised handbell piece, ever, and secondly, now
Floyd | Marcie takes the handbells home with her whenever they aren't being
Floyd | used at church.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't know why she doesn't take the case too."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | The case is made of tough black plastic.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the case, revealing numerous handbell-shaped depressions in
Floyd | the velvet lining. No handbells here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the case.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the plywood Noah's Ark or the plywood Ark of the
Floyd | Covenant?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up noah's ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP NOAH'S ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Patrick the youth leader isn't much of a carpenter. The extent of his
Floyd | abilities is building sturdy wooden cubes. Which is why Noah's Ark
Floyd | doesn't look anything like Noah's Ark."
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up ark of the convenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ARK OF THE CONVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "ark of the convenant" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x noah's ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NOAH'S ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | The whole thing is made out of plywood, but smaller planks of wood
Floyd | have been painted on the sides to give the vague impression of a
Floyd | giant, rectangular seafaring vessel. It's two feet tall, two feet
Floyd | deep, and maybe four feet long.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | This wooden box has been spraypainted gold and detailed with glitter
Floyd | markers in an attempt to convey that this is an object of great value.
Floyd | It's two feet tall, two feet deep, and maybe four feet long.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the plywood Ark of the Covenant is a case labelled "HANDBELLS".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | The top of the ark is screwed down tightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "When we put together the Ark of the Covenant for that play, we were
Floyd | all excited about opening it up and pretending that our faces were
Floyd | melting off. It was hilarious. Patrick the youth leader told us to
Floyd | stop, because it was sacrilegious. But we didn't stop. So he screwed
Floyd | the lid shut. So the part of the play where they put the Ten
Floyd | Commandments inside the Ark had to be cut. But every other part of
Floyd | that play ended up getting butchered just as much, so."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | This thing is much too big, and probably much too loud, for this
Floyd | church. That's probably why it's down here collecting dust.
Floyd |
Floyd | The amplifier is about two feet tall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | A bulky, utilitarian cabinet, trapped and inaccessible behind the
Floyd | mammoth amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sturdy cabinet is about three feet tall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The glistening container is up on top of the wall shelves; you can't
Floyd | reach it from your current position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. For some reason, there's nothing
Floyd | on the lowest shelf, even though there's stuff everywhere else. Near
Floyd | the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe three feet tall. In front of
Floyd | the cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a
Floyd | huge amplifier. A plywood Noah's Ark and a plywood Ark of the Covenant
Floyd | are sitting on the floor by the cabinet. There's a case labelled
Floyd | "HANDBELLS" on the Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can barely budge the amp; it's much too heavy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | This thing is much too big, and probably much too loud, for this
Floyd | church. That's probably why it's down here collecting dust.
Floyd |
Floyd | The amplifier is about two feet tall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "climb shelves"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | The shelves wouldn't support your weight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a case labelled "HANDBELLS" on top of the plywood Ark of the
Floyd | Covenant; you'll have to clear it off before you climb up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the case labelled "HANDBELLS".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't climb up onto the plywood Ark of the Covenant while you're
Floyd | holding the case labelled "HANDBELLS", it's too big and awkward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't just drop the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the floor. What
Floyd | if someone steps on it or trips over it?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put case on bottom shelf"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON BOTTOM SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the lowest shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The glistening container is up on top of the wall shelves; you can't
Floyd | get a look at it from your current height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shelves"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x shelves"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of flimsy shelves have been mounted into the wall here. For
Floyd | the most part, their role as an organizational aid has been ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | The wall shelves are about six feet tall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The glistening container is up on top of the wall shelves; you can't
Floyd | reach it from your current height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel that would be dangerous and probably fruitless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the case labelled "HANDBELLS".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the plywood Noah's Ark or the plywood Ark of the
Floyd | Covenant?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't really room for both you and the case labelled "HANDBELLS"
Floyd | on the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Did we stand on the cabinet?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | The plastic case flexes dangerously under your weight and you think
Floyd | better of climbing on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ghogg goes home.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on top shelv"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON TOP SHELV
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to put the case labelled
Floyd | "HANDBELLS" on the wall shelves.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on top shelf"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON TOP SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't reach the lowest shelf while you're on things.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the west and mews at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat is almost completely white, except for a small black spot on
Floyd | the end of its tail. When it sees you looking at it, it narrows its
Floyd | pale blue eyes at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph cat"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the cat. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put cat on bottom shelf"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CAT ON BOTTOM SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on bottom shelf"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON BOTTOM SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't reach the lowest shelf while you're on things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "off"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OFF
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't just drop the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the floor. What
Floyd | if someone steps on it or trips over it?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get down"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. For some reason, there's nothing
Floyd | on the lowest shelf, even though there's stuff everywhere else. Near
Floyd | the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe three feet tall. In front of
Floyd | the cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a
Floyd | huge amplifier. A plywood Noah's Ark and a plywood Ark of the Covenant
Floyd | are sitting on the floor by the cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Stepping on it is what I WANT to do"
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't climb up onto the amplifier while you're holding the case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS", it's too big and awkward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "drop case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't just drop the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the floor. What
Floyd | if someone steps on it or trips over it?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on bottom shelf"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON BOTTOM SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the lowest shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can barely budge the amp, much less carry it around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the sturdy cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The glistening container is up on top of the wall shelves; you can't
Floyd | reach it from your current altitude.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get down"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
Floyd | three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower
Floyd | two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier. A plywood Noah's Ark
Floyd | and a plywood Ark of the Covenant are sitting on the floor by the
Floyd | cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "turn ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the plywood Ark of the Covenant or the plywood
Floyd | Noah's Ark?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "The cat wanted us to follow it. Also kitchen..."
Olly says (to Floyd), "turn noah's ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN NOAH'S ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | The ark wouldn't be stable if you set it on end.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "It's probably gone now"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on noah's ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON NOAH'S ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, fine. But there are two accessible rooms we haven't seen yet."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | The glistening container is up on top of the wall shelves; you can't
Floyd | reach it from your current height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get off"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET OFF
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
Floyd | three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower
Floyd | two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier. A plywood Noah's Ark
Floyd | and a plywood Ark of the Covenant are sitting on the floor by the
Floyd | cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah's ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH'S ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put noah's ark on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT NOAH'S ARK ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the plywood Noah's Ark on the sturdy cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabiner"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a plywood Noah's Ark on top of the sturdy cabinet; you'll have
Floyd | to clear it off before you climb up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Doh"
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on noah's ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON NOAH'S ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | The plywood Noah's Ark is too tall for you to climb up on top of it
Floyd | safely, even though you're on the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too awkward to pick up the plywood Noah's Ark while you're on the
Floyd | amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get off amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET OFF AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
Floyd | three feet tall, on which is a plywood Noah's Ark. In front of the
Floyd | cabinet and blocking the lower two-thirds of its door stands a huge
Floyd | amplifier. A plywood Ark of the Covenant is sitting on the floor by
Floyd | the cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put noah's on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT NOAH'S ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the plywood Noah's Ark on the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Get both arks."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all arks"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL ARKS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | plywood Noah's Ark: You heft up the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd | plywood Ark of the Covenant: It's too awkward to pick up the plywood
Floyd | Ark of the Covenant while you're still holding the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Hm."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put ark on cabiner"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ARK ON CABINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put ark on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ARK ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | (the plywood Noah's Ark on the sturdy cabinet)
Floyd | You put the plywood Noah's Ark on the sturdy cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put convenant on noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CONVENANT ON NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put covenant on noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT COVENANT ON NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | Stacking the plywood Ark of the Covenant on the plywood Noah's Ark on
Floyd | the sturdy cabinet? On second thoughts, piling things that high seems
Floyd | a bit dangerous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the plywood Ark of the Covenant carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the plywood Noah's Ark carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put covenant on cabiner"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT COVENANT ON CABINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put covenant on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT COVENANT ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the plywood Ark of the Covenant on the sturdy cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put noah's on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT NOAH'S ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | Stacking the plywood Noah's Ark on the plywood Ark of the Covenant on
Floyd | the sturdy cabinet? On second thoughts, piling things that high seems
Floyd | a bit dangerous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "If we can get onto the cabinet and then put something on the amp, then climb onto it and put something on the cabinet, that might work."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't climb up onto the amplifier while you're holding the plywood
Floyd | Noah's Ark, it's too big and awkward.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "So that's not going to work."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | (the plywood Noah's Ark)
Floyd | You place the plywood Noah's Ark carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the case labelled "HANDBELLS".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | (the plywood Noah's Ark)
Floyd | You can't climb up onto the plywood Noah's Ark while you're holding
Floyd | the case labelled "HANDBELLS", it's too big and awkward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't just drop the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the floor. What
Floyd | if someone steps on it or trips over it?
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on ark"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON ARK
Floyd |
Floyd | (the plywood Noah's Ark)
Floyd | You put the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I like how we're presumably doing all of this one-handed, because one hand is covered in goop."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | The plastic case flexes dangerously under your weight and you think
Floyd | better of climbing on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabiner"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | The sturdy cabinet is too tall for you to climb up on top of it safely
Floyd | from your current position.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Can we take things while standing on an object?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too awkward to pick up the plywood Noah's Ark while you're on the
Floyd | amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too awkward to pick up the plywood Ark of the Covenant while
Floyd | you're on the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a plywood Ark of the Covenant on top of the sturdy cabinet;
Floyd | you'll have to clear it off before you climb up.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get off amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET OFF AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. For some reason, there's nothing
Floyd | on the lowest shelf, even though there's stuff everywhere else. Near
Floyd | the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe three feet tall, on which is a
Floyd | plywood Ark of the Covenant. In front of the cabinet and blocking the
Floyd | lower two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier. A plywood Noah's
Floyd | Ark is sitting on the floor by the cabinet. There's a case labelled
Floyd | "HANDBELLS" on Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Ark of the Covenant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put convenant on noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CONVENANT ON NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put covenant on noah's"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT COVENANT ON NOAH'S
Floyd |
Floyd | The plywood Ark of the Covenant is too large to fit on the plywood
Floyd | Noah's Ark while the case labelled "HANDBELLS" is still on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put covenant on amp"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT COVENANT ON AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the plywood Ark of the Covenant on the amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get case"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the case labelled "HANDBELLS".
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put case on bottom shelf"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CASE ON BOTTOM SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the case labelled "HANDBELLS" on the lowest shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get noah"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET NOAH
Floyd |
Floyd | You heft up the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put noah on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT NOAH ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | Stacking the plywood Noah's Ark on the plywood Ark of the Covenant on
Floyd | the amplifier? On second thoughts, piling things that high seems a bit
Floyd | dangerous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "drop noah"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP NOAH
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the plywood Noah's Ark carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on noah"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON NOAH
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | The plywood Ark of the Covenant is too tall for you to climb up on top
Floyd | of it safely, even though you're on the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the sturdy cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "get on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the plywood Ark of the Covenant. You now have a
Floyd | clear view of the glistening container.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Bingo"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks a lot like a paint can, but trails of viscous grayish goop
Floyd | are running down the sides. What printing you can see on the label is
Floyd | in the "avoid contact with eyes, harmful if swallowed" vein.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "x container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks a lot like a paint can, but trails of viscous grayish goop
Floyd | are running down the sides. What printing you can see on the label is
Floyd | in the "avoid contact with eyes, harmful if swallowed" vein.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up container"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CONTAINER
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the can of goo.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph can"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the can of goo. The camera whirrs and vibrates
Floyd | and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get can"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The can of goo is still far out of reach, but at least from here you
Floyd | can take a clear picture of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
Floyd | three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower
Floyd | two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier with a plywood Ark of
Floyd | the Covenant on it. A plywood Noah's Ark is sitting on the floor by
Floyd | the cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, the only way out is west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage West
Floyd | You can see a manger (empty), a huge stack of plastic chairs, a tin of
Floyd | half-used crayons, a pile of tiny hempen robes, a shepherd's crook,
Floyd | several big cloth signs, a tricycle, an unopened packet of
Floyd | marshmallows, an exercise ball, some paper streamer chains, and a door
Floyd | leading out to the hall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "All the things"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "climb chairs"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB CHAIRS
Floyd |
Floyd | You'd probably knock the whole stack over if you tried that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up chairs"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CHAIRS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the huge stack of plastic chairs)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | plastic chairs in the storage room are the flimsiest dang chairs
Floyd | you'll ever come across. I won't name any names, but I know somebody
Floyd | who stood on top of one of them and it flattened out like Bambi
Floyd | underneath him. They had to throw the chair away, but the guy I'm
Floyd | talking about refuses to feel guilty, because there's no way it was
Floyd | his fault."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up garland"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GARLAND
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know where they keep the garland and that kind of thing in the
Floyd | non-Christmas season. Weird."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up crook"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Okay. Just as she's about to land, Orchid's robe gets caught on one
Floyd | of the shepherd's crooks, and the Engelgurt suffers a critical failure
Floyd | and Orchid falls to the floor and according to some witnesses almost
Floyd | dies. The whole service gets shut down so that Orchid can go to the
Floyd | emergency room, although I think all that happened was she sprained
Floyd | her ankle.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course, Orchid is in huge trouble with Marcie Kempulfers and with
Floyd | the church in general, but what does being in trouble with a church
Floyd | even mean? It's not like they can expel you. We're Methodists. They
Floyd | didn't even get rid of the Engelgurt; it's still in the storage room.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And anyway Orchid wasn't sorry at all. She kept saying, 'At least it
Floyd | was new!' 'At least it was exciting!' Because that's how she operates.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That's it. This is Entry Four of Four."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Just the thing for hooking the trap door loop"
Olly nods.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take crook"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Olly says, "We shoudl go to kitchen frist."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x manger"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MANGER
Floyd |
Floyd | This is clearly a manger from a Nativity scene—some wisps of hay are
Floyd | still caught in the corners. But baby Jesus is nowhere to be seen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cross"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a nice little cross for a table. Nothing fancy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x crook"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | A wooden pole with a large hook at one end. Presumably this is for the
Floyd | Christmas play. Judging by its size, the shepherds are played by
Floyd | children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up manger"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MANGER
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "So
Floyd | last year, Orchid said she wanted to run the Christmas play. And
Floyd | Marcie Kempulfers, who always runs the Christmas play every year,
Floyd | thought that was a great idea. She said it would be really cute to
Floyd | have a little girl be in charge of the play. This was last year, so
Floyd | Orchid was either fifteen or sixteen years old, I think.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The first thing Orchid suggested was that they use a real baby to
Floyd | play the baby Jesus. Some church person had a baby, and Orchid,
Floyd | because she's completely a girl, was totally nuts for this baby. But
Floyd | Marcie says oh no, we always use a doll for the baby Jesus, real
Floyd | babies cause so many headaches.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You can see where this is going. But I'll write more about it in some
Floyd | other entries. This is Entry One of Four."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "find jesus"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIND JESUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, you'll have to be more specific about where you want to search.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x crayons"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CRAYONS
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the crayons are half-used. Some of them are more like
Floyd | three-quarters used, or even four-fifths used. The rest are broken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take crayons"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CRAYONS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up crayons"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CRAYONS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Before a certain unnamed individual left the church, we used to have
Floyd | art activities in Sunday School all the time. It was awesome. But
Floyd | things change, and people change, and on and on. I think there are
Floyd | some crayons left in the storage room."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up crayons"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CRAYONS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Before a certain unnamed individual left the church, we used to have
Floyd | art activities in Sunday School all the time. It was awesome. But
Floyd | things change, and people change, and on and on. I think there are
Floyd | some crayons left in the storage room."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x robes"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROBES
Floyd |
Floyd | The robes could only be worn by children, but they could represent any
Floyd | number of Bible characters. They've been tossed on the floor in a
Floyd | pitiable heap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search robes"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH ROBES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear robe"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR ROBE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the pile of tiny hempen robes)
Floyd | You pick up the robes, but only to fold them neatly and put them back
Floyd | in a tidier pile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up robes"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ROBES
Floyd |
Floyd | (the neat stack of hempen robes)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "So
Floyd | next Orchid says she wants the shepherds to sing a song. You have to
Floyd | understand that the shepherds are played by the littler kids, and the
Floyd | older kids play angels or Mary and Joseph or the wise men, and while
Floyd | every older kid ends up having to sing a song at some point, the
Floyd | shepherds do not. I think Orchid wanted them to sing 'Silent Night',
Floyd | which is a pretty good choice for little kids to sing. I will admit
Floyd | that Orchid made a good call here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Marcie did not agree. I'm pretty sure Marcie thinks that because
Floyd | it's impossible to get little kids to carry a tune or understand
Floyd | Italian music vocabulary, nobody wants to hear them sing in church,
Floyd | which is a critical misconception and I think indicates some sort of
Floyd | psychological defect in Marcie Kempulfers's brain. Anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Marcie made up this insane justification to have the bell choir play
Floyd | 'Silent Night' instead. She said the bell choir had already practiced
Floyd | it, which was technically true, although specifically they had
Floyd | practiced it during the previous calendar year. But Marcie got her
Floyd | way.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I hope you're not reading this as me defending Orchid, because I
Floyd | would never do that. Don't worry; we will get to the part where Orchid
Floyd | is horrible in the next entry. This is Entry Two of Four."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage West
Floyd | You can see a manger (empty), a huge stack of plastic chairs, a neat
Floyd | stack of hempen robes, several big cloth signs, a tricycle, an
Floyd | unopened packet of marshmallows, an exercise ball, some paper streamer
Floyd | chains, and a door leading out to the hall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up signs"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SIGNS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: We
Floyd | hang up the cloth signs in the sanctuary for Advent. I think they say
Floyd | 'Hope', 'Wait', 'Expect', and 'Await'."
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x signs"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIGNS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see that there's text printed on them, but as they're rolled
Floyd | up, you can't read them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I hope it's the trike."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up tricycle"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TRICYCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "When I was in preschool here, things were laid out differently, and
Floyd | the youth room was just this big empty room. And there were two
Floyd | tricycles. I don't know what happened to the other one.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Anyway, me and another kid would ride the tricycles around the room
Floyd | in a circle, and we'd sing the theme song from COPS, which goes: 'Bad
Floyd | boy, bad boy. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for
Floyd | you?'
Floyd |
Floyd | "There are more words to the song, but that was the only part we knew,
Floyd | and we sang it over and over and over again. Actually, it's still the
Floyd | only part I know."
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Darn."
genericgeekgirl says, "Those are also the only words I know."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tricycle"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TRICYCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | A pale blue toddler's tricycle, not unlike the one you had when you
Floyd | were a kid. Yours had streamers on the handles, but if this one ever
Floyd | did, they're long gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x marshmallows"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MARSHMALLOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | The best before date is smudged, but judging by the layer of dust on
Floyd | the packet you suspect they're well past it by now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat marshmallows"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT MARSHMALLOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the unopened packet of marshmallows)
Floyd | (first opening the unopened packet of marshmallows)
Floyd | You tear the packet open. The marshmallows rattle against each other
Floyd | in a way that marshmallows never should.
Floyd | You pick one of the elderly marshmallows out of the bag and eye it
Floyd | suspiciously. It looks okay, but it feels more like a cookie than a
Floyd | marshmallow. Are you sure you actually want to eat it?
Floyd | >>
genericgeekgirl asks, "Yes???"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd | You pop the marshmallow into your mouth and crunch down on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, that is definitely not how eating a marshmallow is supposed to
Floyd | go.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up marshmallows"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MARSHMALLOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | think I left some marshmallows in one of the storage rooms a while
Floyd | back. They're yours if you can find them."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Haha. Thanks,Casey."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ball"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | (the party light sphere)
Floyd | It's one of those party light sphere things, a black metal ball with
Floyd | numerous round glass panels set into it. Turning it over, you notice
Floyd | that it's heavyish and slightly warm to the touch. Your fingers also
Floyd | find a small button on the top? base? side? of the sphere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x exercise ball"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X EXERCISE BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge neon pink exercise ball. Some church member is into yoga?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sit on pink ball"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON PINK BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sit on exercise ball" Lionheart says, "there's a part about police now give you no break / not soldier man give you no break..."
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON EXERCISE BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You sit on the exercise ball and do a few crunches while breathing
Floyd | deeply and rhythmically. Feeling refreshed and energized, you stand up
Floyd | again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up exercise ball"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP EXERCISE BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "When I was a little kid, that exercise ball was a serious object.
Floyd | Shoving that thing around could have some pretty drastic effects on
Floyd | the world around me. Like, I could knock over some things I could
Floyd | never have knocked over on my own.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But now I'm a teen, and I'm way taller than that exercise ball, and
Floyd | it's about as inconsequential to me as any other object. I have no
Floyd | idea what I'm going to think about exercise balls when I'm an actual
Floyd | adult."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "You don't use balls for yoga."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chains"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | Colorful chains made out of paper streamers, like you might use as
Floyd | decorations for a kid's birthday party. The links are all different
Floyd | sizes, and there doesn't seem to be any pattern to the choice of
Floyd | colors. At a guess, you'd say the Sunday School children made these.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up chains"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CHAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "If
Floyd | you're in the storage room and you see some paper chains, DON'T TOUCH
Floyd | THOSE CHAINS. Those chains are way too old to still hold together, and
Floyd | yet they do still hold together, because nobody has moved them or paid
Floyd | any attention to them in about fifteen years. Take nothing but
Floyd | pictures, Robin."
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch chains"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH CHAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph chains"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CHAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take chains"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CHAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | The chains are on the other side of a mountain of junk, far out of
Floyd | your reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "So, we're still missing part of the story, yeah? Maybe we have to find the wee baby Jesus."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage West
Floyd | You can see a manger (empty), a huge stack of plastic chairs, a neat
Floyd | stack of hempen robes, several big cloth signs, a tricycle, an
Floyd | exercise ball, some paper streamer chains, and a door leading out to
Floyd | the hall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search robes"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH ROBES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | manger: It's not a huge manger, but carrying it around in both hands
Floyd | would be a pain.
Floyd | huge stack of plastic chairs: You'd probably knock the whole stack
Floyd | over if you tried that.
Floyd | neat stack of hempen robes: You can't bring yourself to disturb them
Floyd | again.
Floyd | big cloth signs: You start to pick up one of the signs, but it slips
Floyd | through your hands and starts to unroll, so you quickly push it back
Floyd | into place.
Floyd | tricycle: The tricycle is wedged in among all the other junk and you
Floyd | can't pull it free.
Floyd | exercise ball: It's too big, you'd drop everything else you're
Floyd | carrying.
Floyd | paper streamer chains: The chains are on the other side of a mountain
Floyd | of junk, far out of your reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up amp"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP AMP
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "There's an amplifier in the east storage room from back when Minnie
Floyd | used to come here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I guess I'll put in a separate entry about Minnie, but as far as the
Floyd | amp, all you need to know is, if you break it, nobody will notice or
Floyd | care."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | (the sturdy cabinet)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | cabinet in the storage room has a bunch of really cheap art supplies
Floyd | inside. Or at least it used to. I haven't seen the inside of it
Floyd | recently. It has too many drawers to make a decent hiding place."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up crook"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Okay. Just as she's about to land, Orchid's robe gets caught on one
Floyd | of the shepherd's crooks, and the Engelgurt suffers a critical failure
Floyd | and Orchid falls to the floor and according to some witnesses almost
Floyd | dies. The whole service gets shut down so that Orchid can go to the
Floyd | emergency room, although I think all that happened was she sprained
Floyd | her ankle.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course, Orchid is in huge trouble with Marcie Kempulfers and with
Floyd | the church in general, but what does being in trouble with a church
Floyd | even mean? It's not like they can expel you. We're Methodists. They
Floyd | didn't even get rid of the Engelgurt; it's still in the storage room.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And anyway Orchid wasn't sorry at all. She kept saying, 'At least it
Floyd | was new!' 'At least it was exciting!' Because that's how she operates.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That's it. This is Entry Four of Four."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up loop"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | trapdoor goes up into the steeple. Nobody uses it, because like I
Floyd | said, the steeple is super dangerous."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Well, Marcie shut down a couple more of Orchid's ideas, and Orchid
Floyd | eventually figured out her real problem, which was: she kept telling
Floyd | Marcie her ideas. If she was going to change anything about the
Floyd | Christmas program, she was going to have to do it behind Marcie's
Floyd | back.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So she got her dad to build this crazy device, the Engelgurt, which
Floyd | used a system of rods and pulleys and winches to make someone glide
Floyd | across a room, like an angel.
Floyd |
Floyd | "A couple nights before the Christmas program, Orchid and her dad came
Floyd | in and set up the Engelgurt while nobody else was around. I mean, I
Floyd | have to assume her dad was involved, although I don't remember him
Floyd | ever getting in trouble over it. Whatever.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The night of the program came around and for a while everything went
Floyd | exactly as Marcie planned. Jesus was a doll, and the bell choir played
Floyd | 'Silent Night', and so on. But in the middle of the angels singing
Floyd | 'Angels We Have Heard On High', Orchid appears up in the balcony, in
Floyd | her non-regulation homemade angel robe, and starts floating down to
Floyd | Earth, and oh no I've run out of space! Cliffhanger! This is Entry
Floyd | Three of Four!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Something about the description of the Engelgurt sounds vaguely
Floyd | familiar.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "There you go"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up minnie"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MINNIE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Minnie was this hardcore college girl who used to play music here.
Floyd | She had tattoos. Sometimes she played acoustic guitar as accompaniment
Floyd | on Sunday mornings, but she brought her electric guitar to youth group
Floyd | and played Christian rock and everybody loved her.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But every youth group night, she'd have to lug her amp in and out. It
Floyd | wasn't a big amp, but it was heavy enough to be a pain to carry
Floyd | around. Plus it didn't sound very good.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But then, on Minnie's birthday, Patrick the youth leader somehow
Floyd | caused this gigantic halfway-decent amplifier to appear. And it had to
Floyd | stay at the church, that was the whole point of it, but it was
Floyd | understood that this was Minnie's amplifier.
Floyd |
Floyd | The last paragraph has been erased and rewritten a few times. "The
Floyd | details of the reason that Minnie stopped coming to church aren't my
Floyd | business to tell you about. She had to leave, and her amp stayed
Floyd | behind, and now it's in the basement where nobody will ever use it."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up tattoo"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TATTOO
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "tattoo" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the east and purrs at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up tattoos"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TATTOOS
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "tattoos" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the east before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the south, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the east before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the south before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the east, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat springs onto the pile of bars and things and from there up
Floyd | onto the railing of the balcony but—probably wisely—immediately
Floyd | jumps
Floyd | back down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph pile"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH PILE
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph projector"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH PROJECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers itch where the ectoplasm is clinging to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph trapdoor"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH TRAPDOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You hold the camera awkwardly in one hand, trying not to get any of
Floyd | the ectoplasm on it. The photo falls to the floor and you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photos"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photos"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOS
Floyd |
Floyd | You're holding seventeen photos:
Floyd |   a photo of the trapdoor
Floyd |   a photo of the projector
Floyd |   a photo of the tangle of bars and cables
Floyd |   four photos of the cat waiting
Floyd |   a photo of the paper streamer chains
Floyd |   a photo of the can of goo
Floyd |   two photos of the ghostly figure floating in the air
Floyd |   a photo of the glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a photo of the ectoplasm
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "look up 305"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP 305
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "305" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your gooey hand out, away from your body, so as not to get
Floyd | any ectoplasm on your clothes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open trapdoor with hook"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TRAPDOOR WITH HOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Standing on tiptoe, you flourish the hooked end of the crook at the
Floyd | loop of cord, but you still can't quite reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay. Let's play the standing on things game again."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on pew"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON PEW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | You step up onto one of the pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on pile"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON PILE
Floyd |
Floyd | All those bars and cables tumbled into a pile don't really make a good
Floyd | place to stand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open trapdoor with hook"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TRAPDOOR WITH HOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | The pews are too far forward; there's no way you can reach the
Floyd | trapdoor from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the pew.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on railing"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON RAILING
Floyd |
Floyd | Just leaning over the railing makes you feel dizzy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get heap"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET HEAP
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to disentangle some of the cables but it's all too mixed up.
Floyd | You sort out one bit and the rest just gets knottier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "Maybe we could bring the ark up here."
Olly says, "Though probably not."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on plant"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON PLANT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can stand on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hm."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   some ectoplasm (stuck to your fingers)
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | You're about to adjust the camera strap around your neck, but catch
Floyd | yourself just before you smear the ectoplasm on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "push pew"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH PEW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | The balcony pews are screwed to the floor, probably for safety
Floyd | reasons.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on cage"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bird cage)
Floyd | That's not something you can stand on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe it's a very big stack of photos."
Lionheart says, "Something to extend the crook I guess" genericgeekgirl says, "Can we move the entire stack of hymnals? We just wouldn't let us take *one*."
genericgeekgirl says, "That seems like a great way to die, though."
genericgeekgirl says, "The books slip and you go over the railing."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | No matter how high you jump, the pull-cord is still well out of your
Floyd | reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "jump with crook"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP WITH CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to jump.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says (to Floyd), "throw crook"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't just drop the shepherd's crook on the floor. What if someone
Floyd | steps on it or trips over it?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "We should go look in the kitchen."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the trapdoor)
Floyd | The pull-cord is caught up in the trapdoor, and you're much too short
Floyd | to reach it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
Lionheart says, "Lead on"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little ectoplasm drips off your fingers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | The church kitchen contains much the same kind of thing as any
Floyd | kitchen, only more so. Long countertops line the walls, with cupboards
Floyd | and drawers underneath them. A break in the counters allows you to
Floyd | leave the kitchen via the door to the west, and on the far side of the
Floyd | room a sink is set into the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sturdy box is sitting on the floor in the corner, with some cans in
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Somebody forgot to put away an empty jam jar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Ah, there's the jar we wanted when we thought the ecto waws real"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x jar"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | The jar has lost its lid, but it appears to be clean and sterile
Floyd | anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lookup jar"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOKUP JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up jar"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You can't find a note for any specific jar, but Casey did write down
Floyd | something related.
Floyd |
Floyd | "In like, I think freshman year, Patrick the youth leader had this
Floyd | great idea to try canning preserves, to raise money for some kind of
Floyd | thing. And he gave each of us a job: you get jars, you get
Floyd | strawberries, you get peaches, we'll all come together and can stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And, because we were freshmen and not yet completely jaded by the
Floyd | high school experience, we all brought the stuff we were supposed to.
Floyd | But on the day of the big event it turned out, in a revelation that
Floyd | completely shocked the socks off of Patrick the youth leader, that
Floyd | canning preserves is a pretty complicated process with steps beyond
Floyd | just mashing up fruit and putting it into jars. And if you mess it up
Floyd | then your jam will give people salmonella and they'll die.
Floyd |
Floyd | "So we just sat around and ate fruit, and now there are a bunch of
Floyd | glass jars hanging around the church for no good reason."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put ectoplasm in jar"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ECTOPLASM IN JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | You carefully scoop a sample of the ectoplasm into the jar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ew. We totally licked that earlier, and the can insisted that you should not consume it."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "close jar"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | The jam jar is missing its lid.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wash hands"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WASH HANDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You scrub your hands until every trace of ectoplasm is gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get jar"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET JAR
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x countertops"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COUNTERTOPS
Floyd |
Floyd | The pattern on the kitchen countertops is a sensible gray-brown swirly
Floyd | design which hides almost any stain, at the expense of looking
Floyd | slightly grubby anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly says, "It gives people botulism."
Olly says, "Not salmonella."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up counters"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP COUNTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | counters in the kitchen are really cheap and obviously not intended to
Floyd | look really nice, so you'd assume that nobody cares if you chop
Floyd | vegetables on the counters instead of on a cutting board. But! You'd
Floyd | be wrong."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hahahaha."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up sink"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the kitchen sink.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cupboards"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CUPBOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek inside a random cupboard and find a large number of bowls
Floyd | piled inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cupboards"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CUPBOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the kitchen cupboards)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | dishes in the kitchen were donated by generations of well-meaning
Floyd | people, and in a sense they belong to everybody, but actually they
Floyd | belong to nobody, which is why nobody feels obligated to keep them
Floyd | organized at all."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bowls"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOWLS
Floyd |
Floyd | There seem to be three different sets of dishes here and they're all
Floyd | mixed up together, even though the white bowls are noticeably
Floyd | shallower than the green bowls and they don't stack properly. Better
Floyd | not look too closely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up bowls"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BOWLS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | dishes in the kitchen were donated by generations of well-meaning
Floyd | people, and in a sense they belong to everybody, but actually they
Floyd | belong to nobody, which is why nobody feels obligated to keep them
Floyd | organized at all."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Why should I not look more closely at mixed up bowls?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bowls"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BOWLS
Floyd |
Floyd | You restack a few of the dishes, but the cupboards don't look any more
Floyd | organized.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x drawers"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DRAWERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull open a random drawer for a moment, revealing an assortment of
Floyd | dish towels.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up drawers"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP DRAWERS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "One
Floyd | kitchen utensil you will never find in the church kitchen (or anywhere
Floyd | else in the church, probably) is a zester. Maybe I should explain: a
Floyd | zester is a tool like a cheese grater with really tiny blades to shave
Floyd | the outer rind, or 'zest', off of a citrus fruit. But to indulge such
Floyd | luxuries is un-Christian."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "How random"
genericgeekgirl says, "Aw yiss. We have two. We are extra un-Christian."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x towels"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOWELS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are four piles of dish towels in the drawer, and the towels are
Floyd | perfectly folded so that each pile takes up exactly a quarter of the
Floyd | space in the drawer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take towels"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TOWELS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't bring yourself to disturb the perfectly folded dish towels.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DRAWER
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull open a random drawer for a moment, revealing an assortment of
Floyd | cutlery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cutlery"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CUTLERY
Floyd |
Floyd | The kitchen drawers contain more cutlery and utensils than you could
Floyd | imagine ever needing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search cutlery"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH CUTLERY
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search drawers"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH DRAWERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull open a random drawer for a moment, revealing an assortment of
Floyd | kitchen utensils.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get zester"
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ZESTER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search cupboards"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH CUPBOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek inside a random cupboard and find a large number of glasses
Floyd | piled inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get glass"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a big sink, capable of handling the influx of dirty dishes that
Floyd | church functions undoubtedly generate.
Floyd |
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x glass"
Floyd | In the kitchen sink is a can opener.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | The mirror is large-ish, but the frame is just cheap fake-wood-grain
Floyd | plastic and the glass (is it actually glass?) is slightly warped.
Floyd | Judging by the Goodwill price sticker on the frame, its previous owner
Floyd | didn't think much of it either.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the west and mews at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x opener"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OPENER
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks to be tolerably clean.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the west before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take opener"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE OPENER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Ok. We have a can opener. What can we open?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get opener"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET OPENER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the west before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "The cans in the box?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Oh back up there"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat springs onto the pile of bars and things and from there up
Floyd | onto the railing of the balcony but—probably wisely—immediately
Floyd | jumps
Floyd | back down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Olly asks, "Tell me when something important happens, will you?"
Lionheart asks, "Nothing new to show us, cat?" Olly asks, "Did we look at the cans?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d. w. s. e. e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D. W. S. E. E
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds into the the balcony stairwell ahead of you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the west before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the east before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | The church kitchen contains much the same kind of thing as any
Floyd | kitchen, only more so. Long countertops line the walls, with cupboards
Floyd | and drawers underneath them. A break in the counters allows you to
Floyd | leave the kitchen via the door to the west, and on the far side of the
Floyd | room a sink is set into the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sturdy box is sitting on the floor in the corner, with some cans in
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | An old label on the box says "Navel Oranges", but someone has written
Floyd | "FOOD BANK" over that. Apparently they thought they'd need a good
Floyd | sturdy crate for all the Food Bank donations they'd get.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the orange box are a can of tomato soup, a can of pears, a can of
Floyd | "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product", a can of cherry pie filling, a
Floyd | can of tuna, a can of chicken soup, and a can of peaches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tuna"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | The label says this is twelve ounces of chunk tuna, in water.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up food bank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP FOOD BANK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | On the subject of canned food Casey writes, "I'm pretty sure the
Floyd | people who are supposed to be in charge of donating stuff to the Food
Floyd | Bank are really disorganized, because you always see spare cans of
Floyd | stuff lying around. Or maybe some of the cans were rejected by the
Floyd | Food Bank. I don't know how it works."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take tuna"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | Stolen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up tuna"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | (the can of tuna)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | On the subject of canned food Casey writes, "I'm pretty sure the
Floyd | people who are supposed to be in charge of donating stuff to the Food
Floyd | Bank are really disorganized, because you always see spare cans of
Floyd | stuff lying around. Or maybe some of the cans were rejected by the
Floyd | Food Bank. I don't know how it works."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look up cat"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the cat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hahahaha. "Stolen"."
Lionheart asks, "Cats like tuna, right?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take peaches"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEACHES
Floyd |
Floyd | Stolen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open peaches"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN PEACHES
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing some peach slices.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat peaches"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT PEACHES
Floyd |
Floyd | You really shouldn't be wasting time eating the Food Bank peaches. On
Floyd | the other hand, you've already opened the can, and it'd be a pity to
Floyd | let them go to waste. Okay, just one slice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, maybe one more...
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | ***The can is empty? How did that happen?
Floyd |
Floyd | You lick the last traces of syrup off your fingers regretfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "You're going to hell, now"
Olly says, "Ok. I'm getting snowed under. See you around."
Olly disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Fido disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. genericgeekgirl says, "Gnight, Olly."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an empty can of peaches
Floyd |   a can of tuna
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Here, kitty kitty kitty."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an open can of peaches
Floyd |   a can of tuna
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf19"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Just in case"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get can"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the can of chicken soup, the can of cherry pie
Floyd | filling, the can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product", the can of
Floyd | pears, the can of tomato soup, the open can of peaches, or the can of
Floyd | tuna?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "all"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | can of chicken soup: Stolen.
Floyd | can of cherry pie filling: Stolen.
Floyd | can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product": Stolen.
Floyd | can of pears: Stolen.
Floyd | can of tomato soup: Stolen.
Floyd | open can of peaches: You already have that.
Floyd | can of tuna: You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "chicken soup"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CHICKEN SOUP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x chicken"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHICKEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Chicken noodle soup, suitable sustenance for invalids.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x tomato"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | Of course there are cans of soup. Soup is the most important staple
Floyd | food for invalids and poor people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x pears"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEARS
Floyd |
Floyd | Sliced pears in natural juice. As opposed to supernatural juice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x meat food product"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MEAT FOOD PRODUCT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Potted Meat Food Product" are the exact words used.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x filling"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FILLING
Floyd |
Floyd | Unfortunately nobody donated any pastry to the Food Bank to go with
Floyd | this pie filling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf19"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | The church kitchen contains much the same kind of thing as any
Floyd | kitchen, only more so. Long countertops line the walls, with cupboards
Floyd | and drawers underneath them. A break in the counters allows you to
Floyd | leave the kitchen via the door to the west, and on the far side of the
Floyd | room a sink is set into the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sturdy box is sitting on the floor in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DRAWER
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull open a random drawer for a moment, revealing an assortment of
Floyd | dish towels.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x refrigerator"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X REFRIGERATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x stove"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Not a very good kitchen, is it?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Heh"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get box"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put all cans in box"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ALL CANS IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | can of tomato soup: Your conscience gets the better of you, and you
Floyd | return the can of tomato soup to its original location.
Floyd | can of pears: Your conscience gets the better of you, and you return
Floyd | the can of pears to its original location.
Floyd | can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product": Your conscience gets the
Floyd | better of you, and you return the can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food
Floyd | Product" to its original location.
Floyd | can of cherry pie filling: Your conscience gets the better of you, and
Floyd | you return the can of cherry pie filling to its original location.
Floyd | can of chicken soup: Your conscience gets the better of you, and you
Floyd | return the can of chicken soup to its original location.
Floyd | open can of peaches: You put the open can of peaches back into the
Floyd | Food Bank box. Maybe nobody will notice it's been opened.
Floyd | can of tuna: Your conscience gets the better of you, and you return
Floyd | the can of tuna to its original location.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yes, my conscience. That lets me take the ENTIRE BOX."
Lionheart says, "Nothing else to see here, I think"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hopefully we can stand on the box."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x case"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | The case itself is mounted in a pedestal about three feet high. You
Floyd | notice that there are numerous fingerprints caked onto the glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the glass case is a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get pedestal"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PEDESTAL
Floyd |
Floyd | The case is far too heavy to move around, and the model looks like it
Floyd | could be very fragile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "THere's still the locked office"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "And something about this place"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an orange box
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x sphere"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPHERE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's one of those party light sphere things, a black metal ball with
Floyd | numerous round glass panels set into it. Turning it over, you notice
Floyd | that it's heavyish and slightly warm to the touch. Your fingers also
Floyd | find a small button on the top? base? side? of the sphere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press button"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks, and blue light streams from the glass panels on the
Floyd | sphere, reflecting off the cheap-looking mirror and scattering across
Floyd | the walls and ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, the only way out is south to the basement stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the boiler room, south to the
Floyd | Sunday School room, east to the nursery, and up to the main floor
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the boiler room, south to the
Floyd | Sunday School room, east to the nursery, and up to the main floor
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x jonah"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JONAH
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like Jonah hasn't recovered from his ordeal in the belly of
Floyd | the whale yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of Hallway
Floyd | The hall ends here at a heavy door to the north. A huge mural of David
Floyd | fighting Goliath adorns the west wall, but it's marred by a streak of
Floyd | gray gunk clinging to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You could hardly call this a room. It's just a long, musty, narrow
Floyd | space behind a wall. At one end, a flight of stairs runs up to the
Floyd | room behind the altar; at the other end a heavy door leads out to the
Floyd | south. In between them, a fuse box is mounted on the wall, its metal
Floyd | door hanging open to reveal a row of switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x switches"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWITCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | Unlike some of the other switches, the "West Basement" switch actually
Floyd | has a legible label.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of Hallway
Floyd | The hall ends here at a heavy door to the north. A huge mural of David
Floyd | fighting Goliath adorns the west wall, but it's marred by a streak of
Floyd | gray gunk clinging to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press button"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks again and the light dies out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press button"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks, and blue light streams from the glass panels on the
Floyd | sphere, reflecting off the cheap-looking mirror and scattering across
Floyd | the walls and ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press button"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks again and the light dies out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of Hallway
Floyd | The hall ends here at a heavy door to the north. A huge mural of David
Floyd | fighting Goliath adorns the west wall, but it's marred by a streak of
Floyd | gray gunk clinging to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "mural"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MURAL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x mural"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MURAL
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, David or the giant?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "david"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | David stands poised, ready to sling a stone at Goliath. The mural
Floyd | makes him look like a ten-year-old. You can't really remember the the
Floyd | details of the story now, but surely he'd have to be a bit older than
Floyd | that before he was allowed to do battle with giants.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x giant"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GIANT
Floyd |
Floyd | Goliath is stooping slightly to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling
Floyd | of the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up giant"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GIANT
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | volunteered to paint a mural in the basement, and Patrick the youth
Floyd | leader gave me permission, so I painted a mural of the Four Beasts
Floyd | (the man and the lion and the ox and the eagle) and it was a GREAT
Floyd | MURAL but once they saw it they went ahead and covered it up with
Floyd | JONAH."
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the south and purrs at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open tuna"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing a pungent mass of tuna.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the south before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the south before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the east, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the south, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the east, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat springs onto the pile of bars and things and from there up
Floyd | onto the railing of the balcony but—probably wisely—immediately
Floyd | jumps
Floyd | back down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give tuna to cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE TUNA TO CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the open can of tuna or the mass of tuna?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "mass"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MASS
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the mass of tuna)
Floyd | You've already had one gross substance all over your hands tonight.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | the balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "can"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the open can of tuna)
Floyd | Stolen.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat dodges your hand and bounds off downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | the balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put tuna on pew"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT TUNA ON PEW
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the open can of tuna or the mass of tuna?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "mass"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MASS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | (first taking the mass of tuna)
Floyd |
Floyd | You've already had one gross substance all over your hands tonight.
Floyd | You need to be holding the mass of tuna before you can put it on top
Floyd | of something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | the balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "can"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | (first taking the open can of tuna)
Floyd |
Floyd | Stolen.
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the open can of tuna on the balcony pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get can"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the open can of tuna, the open can of peaches, the
Floyd | can of chicken soup, the can of cherry pie filling, the can of
Floyd | "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product", the can of pears, or the can of
Floyd | tomato soup?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tuna"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an open can of tuna
Floyd |   an orange box
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Hm"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head west to the sanctuary and up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head west to the sanctuary and up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get large cross"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET LARGE CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | Even if you could ever pull it off the wall, it's far too large for
Floyd | you to carry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x large cross"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LARGE CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | It must be fifteen feet from top to bottom. The wood is smooth, and
Floyd | the proportions are graceful. Aesthetically speaking, it is a very
Floyd | pleasant object.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up large cross"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LARGE CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "A
Floyd | cross is not technically a crucifix unless there's a Jesus on it. We
Floyd | are not Catholics, so we have a plain old cross, and it suits us just
Floyd | fine."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You could hardly call this a room. It's just a long, musty, narrow
Floyd | space behind a wall. At one end, a flight of stairs runs up to the
Floyd | room behind the altar; at the other end a heavy door leads out to the
Floyd | south. In between them, a fuse box is mounted on the wall, its metal
Floyd | door hanging open to reveal a row of switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of Hallway
Floyd | The hall ends here at a heavy door to the north. A huge mural of David
Floyd | fighting Goliath adorns the west wall, but it's marred by a streak of
Floyd | gray gunk clinging to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, the only way out is south to more hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Storage West
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage West
Floyd | You can see a manger (empty), a huge stack of plastic chairs, a neat
Floyd | stack of hempen robes, several big cloth signs, a tricycle, an
Floyd | exercise ball, some paper streamer chains, and a door leading out to
Floyd | the hall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
Floyd | three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower
Floyd | two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier with a plywood Ark of
Floyd | the Covenant on it. A plywood Noah's Ark is sitting on the floor by
Floyd | the cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get container with crook"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CONTAINER WITH CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | The can of goo is up on top of the wall shelves; even if you could
Floyd | reach it with the crook, the most you could do is knock it off onto
Floyd | the floor and make a huge mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Okay, can't get the can still."
Lionheart says, "I think."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on noah"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON NOAH
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the plywood Noah's Ark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabiner"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on cabinet"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the sturdy cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on covenant"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ON COVENANT
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up onto the plywood Ark of the Covenant. You now have a
Floyd | clear view of the glistening container.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get container with crook"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CONTAINER WITH CROOK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can reach the can with the crook, sure, but the most you could do
Floyd | is knock it off onto the floor and make a huge mess. Maybe you should
Floyd | just leave it where it is.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Nope"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You clamber down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Storage East
Floyd | This place is a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A series of rickety shelves mounted to the north wall have failed to
Floyd | put the room into any kind of order. On the lowest shelf is a case
Floyd | labelled "HANDBELLS". Near the shelves is a sturdy cabinet, maybe
Floyd | three feet tall. In front of the cabinet and blocking the lower
Floyd | two-thirds of its door stands a huge amplifier with a plywood Ark of
Floyd | the Covenant on it. A plywood Noah's Ark is sitting on the floor by
Floyd | the cabinet.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can just make out a container of some kind on the very top shelf,
Floyd | glistening strangely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph ball"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the party light sphere. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, the only way out is west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on ball"
Floyd ]  Storage East
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks, and blue light streams from the glass panels on the
Floyd | sphere, reflecting off the cheap-looking mirror and scattering across
Floyd | the walls and ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "photograph ball"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the party light sphere. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn off ball"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks again and the light dies out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photographs"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOGRAPHS
Floyd |
Floyd | You're holding nineteen photos:
Floyd |   two photos of the party light sphere
Floyd |   a photo of the trapdoor
Floyd |   a photo of the projector
Floyd |   a photo of the tangle of bars and cables
Floyd |   four photos of the cat waiting
Floyd |   a photo of the paper streamer chains
Floyd |   a photo of the can of goo
Floyd |   two photos of the ghostly figure floating in the air
Floyd |   a photo of the glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a photo of the ectoplasm
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I guess it didn't make a difference."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "But I feel like we're collecting "proof" now that Casey is a jerk."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x camera"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAMERA
Floyd |
Floyd | Something went wrong with the West High Warbler's official
Floyd | camera, so Casey scrounged up this old Polaroid instead. He was very
Floyd | keen on you using a Polaroid camera for this story, for some
Floyd | reason—he
Floyd | gave you enough photo paper to document a whole congregation of
Floyd | ghosts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Where'd Orchid get off to?" Lionheart asks, "Where'd Orchid get off to?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "We haven't seen her in a while. I don't know."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to more hallway and east to the Sunday
Floyd | School room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Youth Room
Floyd | A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table.
Floyd | Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the
Floyd | table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually
Floyd | playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats
Floyd | anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors
Floyd | lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south
Floyd | to the black light make-out room.
Floyd |
Floyd | A trolley with an ancient TV and a Super Nintendo on it is standing in
Floyd | front of one of the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wake sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | On second thoughts, maybe what you wanted to say isn't urgent enough
Floyd | to brave Sharon's wrath at being woken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sit in recliner"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT IN RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You sit down on the recliner and almost disappear into its cushiony
Floyd | depths.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "recline"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RECLINE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open cabinet"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open cabinets"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CABINETS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the recliner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open cupboards"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CUPBOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can barely reach the cupboards from down here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on recliner"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON RECLINER
Floyd |
Floyd | You step up onto the seat of the recliner, adding at least a foot to
Floyd | your height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open cupboards"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CUPBOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look in cupboards"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN CUPBOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nursery cupboards are empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the recliner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head south to the youth room and west to the
Floyd | basement stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the west and mews at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "show can of tuna to cat"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW CAN OF TUNA TO CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat stares up into your face, apparently unaware of the open can
Floyd | of tuna.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the west before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the south, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the north before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat springs onto the pile of bars and things and from there up
Floyd | onto the railing of the balcony but—probably wisely—immediately
Floyd | jumps
Floyd | back down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on pew"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON PEW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | You step up onto one of the pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on railing"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON RAILING
Floyd |
Floyd | Just leaning over the railing makes you feel dizzy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump off the pew, miss the pull-cord by miles, and almost fall on
Floyd | your face.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Heh"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hook loop"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HOOK LOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | Standing on tiptoe, you flourish the hooked end of the crook at the
Floyd | loop of cord, but you still can't quite reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on pew"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON PEW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the balcony pews)
Floyd | You step up onto one of the pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hook loop"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HOOK LOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | The pews are too far forward; there's no way you can reach the
Floyd | trapdoor from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all from box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL FROM BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | open can of peaches: Stolen.
Floyd | can of chicken soup: Stolen.
Floyd | can of cherry pie filling: Stolen.
Floyd | can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product": Stolen.
Floyd | can of pears: Stolen.
Floyd | can of tomato soup: Stolen.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't much point in standing on the orange box while it's the
Floyd | right way up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Ha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn box upside down"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN BOX UPSIDE DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn the orange box upside down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only get into something free-standing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the upside-down orange box carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Given the narrowness of the seats, climbing on the upside-down orange
Floyd | box while it's on the pews seems pretty dangerous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the pew.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. On the ceiling behind the
Floyd | pews, you can see the square outline of what must be a trapdoor of
Floyd | some kind, and a narrow staircase leads back down to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the upside-down orange box carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand on box"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | You step up onto the upside-down orange box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Thank you."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hook loop"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HOOK LOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | You catch the loop of cord with the end of the crook and pull. The
Floyd | trapdoor opens and a small ladder slides down, offering access to the
Floyd | steeple above.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "WOO"
Lionheart says, "Let's call back" Lionheart exclaims, "Olly!"
Lionheart says, "We got the trap door open"
Lionheart asks, "Shall we wait for Olly?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf20"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I think so. I paged her, as well, in case she'd muted the channel."
genericgeekgirl says, "Ugh. Replace pronouns."
genericgeekgirl says, "I suck."
genericgeekgirl says, "Olly is "done for the night.""
Lionheart says, "Just us then? OK."
genericgeekgirl says, "Onward and (literally) upward."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Steeple
Floyd | The inside of the church steeple is a cold concrete cube with
Floyd | cinderblock walls. There's one window, but it's been boarded up.
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump. There's a boy sitting on the floor, smirking at you. It's
Floyd | Aiden Kingsley.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ghost's glowing dress lies in a heap nearby. It doesn't look very
Floyd | ghostly now.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden stands up. "Hey, hey, Robin! Are you enjoying your evening?" he
Floyd | asks, smiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are not smiling. "So you're the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, yes. Well, no. I am not a dead person. Heh. But I portrayed the
Floyd | ghost you saw, yes."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does Orchid know?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does Orchid know. Does Orchid know? What a well-chosen detective
Floyd | question."
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks down the trapdoor behind you. "Do you think we could
Floyd | continue this conversation downstairs? It's really freaking cold up
Floyd | here."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph dress"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH DRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the glowing dress. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of Aiden. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KICK AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to assume you'd get in huge trouble if you attacked
Floyd | Aiden—like suspended-at-the-very-least levels of trouble.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | glowing dress: Taken.
Floyd | pigtailed wig: That seems to belong to Aiden.
Floyd | peach slices: You really shouldn't be wasting time eating the Food
Floyd | Bank peaches. On the other hand, you've already opened the can, and
Floyd | it'd be a pity to let them go to waste. Okay, just one slice.
Floyd | mass of tuna: You've already had one gross substance all over your
Floyd | hands tonight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x wig"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WIG
Floyd |
Floyd | The wig is glowing faintly around the edges, where it rubbed up
Floyd | against Aiden's makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph wig"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH WIG
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the pigtailed wig. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give peaches to aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE PEACHES TO AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden grimaces. "Seriously, can we talk downstairs? I'm about to
Floyd | freeze to death. And then I'll be a real ghost! Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x wig"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WIG
Floyd |
Floyd | The wig is glowing faintly around the edges, where it rubbed up
Floyd | against Aiden's makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden is an extremely gawky senior, a full head taller than you. He's
Floyd | still carrying his pigtailed wig, and he still has glowing makeup
Floyd | covering most of his face—including his mustache. He carries himself
Floyd | with far too much confidence for how ridiculous he looks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x makeup"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAKEUP
Floyd |
Floyd | In this light, Aiden looks less like a glimmering specter and more
Floyd | like a cheap special effect. The makeup glows just like the stuff on
Floyd | the tissue paper you found in the men's room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "And the last piece falls into place"
genericgeekgirl asks, "Is this some sort of newpaper hazing thing?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up wig"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP WIG
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but it looks like Casey didn't have
Floyd | anything to say about the pigtailed wig.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up dress"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP DRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | don't know how much you already know about the ghost in the church so
Floyd | I'll give you the whole story. Jennie Bancroft is the name of the
Floyd | ghost that haunts Grace United Methodist. She used to be alive, but
Floyd | then she died, in or around the church, sometime in the distant past.
Floyd | I keep meaning to look up when she died but I haven't had time.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When people see her, she looks like a teenage girl in pigtails. I
Floyd | don't think she shows up covered in blood or anything like that; she's
Floyd | just a sad girl. Obviously a lot of the time she's invisible though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Some of the evidence that we have for her existence includes:
Floyd |
Floyd | - sounds of footsteps and a girl crying when nobody else is in the
Floyd | church
Floyd | - cold spots in rooms, rooms that suddenly become cold for no reason
Floyd | - stuff goes missing, then shows up again
Floyd | - you see someone at the end of the hallway but when you get to the
Floyd | end of the hallway there's nobody there
Floyd | - basically everybody has seen her out of the corner of their eye at
Floyd | some point
Floyd |
Floyd | "Debate continues on the subject of how Jennie died. Popular theories
Floyd | state that she jumped off of the church steeple, or she drank poison,
Floyd | or used a space heater to carbon monoxide herself. According to one
Floyd | explanation she died accidentally, because she was using a Ouija
Floyd | board, but that theory is idiotic. Jennie Bancroft definitely
Floyd | committed suicide, and it was definitely because of a boy she was in
Floyd | love with."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Down for some denoument?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | You look back to make sure Aiden has followed you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes. Now I'll tell you the answer to your question. Of course Orchid
Floyd | knows. This was all Orchid's idea. She was very naughty. And I'm not
Floyd | even supposed to be here, so I should probably get going."
Floyd |
Floyd | He tries to slip past you, but you grab his arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden yelps like a dog. "What's your problem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're not going anywhere. I've got a few more questions."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then can you get your hands off me first? You're gonna break my arm."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure." You let go of his arm. "Let's get going." You know exactly
Floyd | where the two of you are going, but you should probably keep that a
Floyd | surprise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Uhhh. Sure, I do."
Lionheart says, "My PC has made plans without telling me"
Lionheart asks, "Well, I guess let's go to Sharon?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden mopes along after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, Orchid brought the idea to me. She said if she could write a
Floyd | story about a real ghost, then maybe people would actually read the
Floyd | newspaper. Heh. But I told her I'd help her."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "For the heck of it, primarily."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head west to the sanctuary and up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden follows you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Originally, she was just going to let me in the church during the
Floyd | sleepover, and we'd just spend the night taking a bunch of ghost
Floyd | pictures. However. Then we found out that you were going to be the
Floyd | other newspaper girl staying the night. And Orchid said you'd never go
Floyd | along with it. So we had to change the plan."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to explore now. Sharon needs to know what's been going on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Yep, Sharon"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden follows you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | As you enter the narthex, Orchid strolls in through the front door of
Floyd | the church. When she sees Aiden, her eyes go wide.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aiden! What are you doing here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey. Don't bother," Aiden snaps. "I've already told her everything.
Floyd | Or almost everything. Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid rushes up to Aiden with her fists clenched. "You're lying.
Floyd | There's no proof. All you can prove is that you broke into the church
Floyd | and tried to scare us."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, no," says Aiden. "I can prove some other things. I have the
Floyd | receipts. For the makeup and everything. Because you had to use a
Floyd | credit card, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid goes quiet.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, we can talk about this in the morning," Aiden says, and he
Floyd | makes for the southern exit—but you grab his arm, and he cries out
Floyd | softly. "Yeah. Your way is probably better."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "That's silly, though, because we *could* get to Sharon by going north. Anyway."
genericgeekgirl says, "But then we'd have missed Orchid."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden and Orchid come in after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, where were we? Orchid didn't trust you to help her pull off this
Floyd | hoax. She said you're too much of a straight arrow. Those weren't her
Floyd | exact words. What were your exact words, Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid is looking down at her shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden shrugs. "She said something really nasty."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch orchid"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUNCH ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to assume you'd get in huge trouble if you attacked
Floyd | Orchid—like suspended-at-the-very-least levels of trouble.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid and Aiden follow along.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Orchid had this other great idea. She figured if we went a little
Floyd | further with the hoax, we could get you to believe the ghost was real.
Floyd | Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wasn't trying to trick you!" Orchid pleads. "I just wanted it to be
Floyd | authentic. I wanted it to be a great story."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure, and then the great ghost story would be in the newspaper with
Floyd | the name of the most trustworthy reporter on staff on it, and Orchid's
Floyd | name too." Aiden chuckles. "But, looks like that didn't work out."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid and Aiden come down the stairs after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks past you, into the nursery, and you can see something
Floyd | click in his brain.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Although, you know, we could still do it. You guys can write the
Floyd | story, I won't say anything, Orchid won't say anything, everyone will
Floyd | love it, you'll probably be co-editors-in-chief next year. Let's go
Floyd | back upstairs, we'll get some better pictures of the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "No thanks," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You usher Aiden and Orchid in ahead of you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wake sharon"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon stirs, rubs her eyes, and looks at you, then Orchid, then
Floyd | Aiden. She says something that one does not typically say in a church.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd | "What did she say?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I won't repeat it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey slumps back in his chair. "You would make a great Christian," he
Floyd | mutters.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm sure I would." You try not to smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, how did Aiden fly around in the sanctuary?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm entertaining a hypothesis. I noticed components from an unusual
Floyd | mechanism lying around in the balcony."
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Engelgurt?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you like. I assume that, while I was chasing after Aiden, Orchid
Floyd | was up in the balcony disassembling the rig so it would look ever so
Floyd | slightly less suspicious."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey, did you hear what happened to Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I heard that she's suspended from the next two issues of the paper."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey pouts. "I wanted to be the one to tell you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry. Why don't you tell me what happened to Aiden?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd love to! Except, I didn't know anything happened to Aiden. I
Floyd | didn't think they could do anything, since he's not on the newspaper?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Unfortunately for Aiden, in this case the left and right hands are in
Floyd | close communication. The drama department is putting him on probation
Floyd | for an as-yet undetermined period."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey perks right back up. "Robin! That is the best thing I've ever
Floyd | heard! Although the thing about Orchid is pretty great too."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, Orchid is getting what she wanted anyway, I think. The
Floyd | Warbler is going to run a story that people will actually
Floyd | read, for once—except this one is true."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "amusing"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > AMUSING
Floyd |
Floyd | Have you...
Floyd |
Floyd | ...taken any pictures of Orchid?
Floyd | ...tried hiding?
Floyd | ...learned all about Gwen?
Floyd | ...checked out the pastor's office?
Floyd | ...read all four entries in the epic Nativity Pageant Saga?
Floyd | ...tested Casey's favorite napping spot?
Floyd | ...looked up Jesus in the Bible?
Floyd | ...read all of Casey's notes? I sincerely doubt it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "Ah, we can get into the pastor's office?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Hm. I wonder how."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph orchid"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of Orchid. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photograph of orchid"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOGRAPH OF ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid scowls out of the photo at you, her eyebrows scrunched and her
Floyd | mouth turned down at the corners.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photograph of aiden"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOGRAPH OF AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden smirks at the camera, apparently unconcerned at having been
Floyd | caught.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide behind armchair"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND ARMCHAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | The recliner wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to explore now. Sharon needs to know what's been going on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "poke sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > POKE SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shake sharo0n"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHAKE SHARO0N
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shake sharon"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHAKE SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wake sharon"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon stirs, rubs her eyes, and looks at you, then Orchid, then
Floyd | Aiden. She says something that one does not typically say in a church.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd | "What did she say?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I won't repeat it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey slumps back in his chair. "You would make a great Christian," he
Floyd | mutters.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm sure I would." You try not to smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, how did Aiden fly around in the sanctuary?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm entertaining a hypothesis. I noticed components from an unusual
Floyd | mechanism lying around in the balcony."
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Engelgurt?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you like. I assume that, while I was chasing after Aiden, Orchid
Floyd | was up in the balcony disassembling the rig so it would look ever so
Floyd | slightly less suspicious."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey, did you hear what happened to Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I heard that she's suspended from the next two issues of the paper."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey pouts. "I wanted to be the one to tell you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry. Why don't you tell me what happened to Aiden?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd love to! Except, I didn't know anything happened to Aiden. I
Floyd | didn't think they could do anything, since he's not on the newspaper?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Unfortunately for Aiden, in this case the left and right hands are in
Floyd | close communication. The drama department is putting him on probation
Floyd | for an as-yet undetermined period."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey perks right back up. "Robin! That is the best thing I've ever
Floyd | heard! Although the thing about Orchid is pretty great too."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, Orchid is getting what she wanted anyway, I think. The
Floyd | Warbler is going to run a story that people will actually
Floyd | read, for once—except this one is true."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf20"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Okay. One move from the endgame."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony (on the upside-down orange box)
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the upside-down orange box.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Hopefully you can complete your investigation without having to leave
Floyd | the church tonight. It must be freezing outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up jesus in bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP JESUS IN BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not really sure where in the Bible to find that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up cross in bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CROSS IN BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the small white cross in the huge Bible)
Floyd | You're not familiar with most of the Bible, but you suspect it has
Floyd | very little to say about the small white cross anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up jonah in bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP JONAH IN BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not really sure where in the Bible to find that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read bible"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ BIBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The Bible is obviously a well-respected object around here, but it's
Floyd | not a mere display piece; the pages have been creased and scuffed by
Floyd | continuous use.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a can of tomato soup
Floyd |   a can of pears
Floyd |   a can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
Floyd |   a can of cherry pie filling
Floyd |   a can of chicken soup
Floyd |   an open can of peaches
Floyd |   an open can of tuna
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photographs"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPHS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photos"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photos"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOS
Floyd |
Floyd | You're holding nineteen photos:
Floyd |   two photos of the party light sphere
Floyd |   a photo of the trapdoor
Floyd |   a photo of the projector
Floyd |   a photo of the tangle of bars and cables
jenrexrode rides off into the sunset, leaving a fine, green, crystalline trail behind her, as siderotil spills from a small hole in the bottom the saddle bag.
Floyd |   four photos of the cat waiting
Floyd |   a photo of the paper streamer chains
Floyd |   a photo of the can of goo
Floyd |   two photos of the ghostly figure floating in the air
Floyd |   a photo of the glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a photo of the ectoplasm
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photo of sphere"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF SPHERE
Floyd |
Floyd | The photo shows the party light sphere you found, although it's hard
Floyd | to make out much detail in the picture.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photo of trapdoor"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF TRAPDOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a photo you took of the trapdoor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photo of tangle"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF TANGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The heap of bars, cables and pulleys looks even more confusingly
Floyd | tangled in the photo than it does in real life.
Floyd |
Floyd | Something about it seems familiar though. Wait—this must be the
Floyd | "Engelgurt" Casey mentioned in his notes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photo of cat"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the photo of the cat looking through the window or
Floyd | a photo of the cat waiting?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "waiting"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAITING
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat was facing away from you but it must have noticed you taking a
Floyd | photo, because its head is turned back towards the camera. Its big
Floyd | blue eyes stare out of the photo at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the sanctuary and east to the
Floyd | fellowship hall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the sanctuary and east to the
Floyd | fellowship hall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the sanctuary and east to the
Floyd | fellowship hall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "m"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > M
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the altar, south to the narthex,
Floyd | and east to the the balcony stairwell.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the altar, south to the narthex,
Floyd | and east to the the balcony stairwell.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x heap"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEAP
Floyd |
Floyd | It's hard to tell how the Engelgurt works with it all tumbled into a
Floyd | heap like that. There are some metal bars, and some pulleys and
Floyd | things, and a lot of tangled cables connecting things together.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | It's hard to tell how the Engelgurt works with it all tumbled into a
Floyd | heap like that. There are some metal bars, and some pulleys and
Floyd | things, and a lot of tangled cables connecting things together.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photos"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOS
Floyd |
Floyd | You're holding nineteen photos:
Floyd |   two photos of the party light sphere
Floyd |   a photo of the trapdoor
Floyd |   a photo of the projector
Floyd |   a photo of the Engelgurt
Floyd |   four photos of the cat waiting
Floyd |   a photo of the paper streamer chains
Floyd |   a photo of the can of goo
Floyd |   two photos of the ghostly figure floating in the air
Floyd |   a photo of the glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a photo of the ectoplasm
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to disentangle some of the cables but it's all too mixed up.
Floyd | You sort out one bit and the rest just gets knottier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "So what did the cat want down in the boiler room?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the south and purrs at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Tunnel
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tunnel
Floyd | You could hardly call this a room. It's just a long, musty, narrow
Floyd | space behind a wall. At one end, a flight of stairs runs up to the
Floyd | room behind the altar; at the other end a heavy door leads out to the
Floyd | south. In between them, a fuse box is mounted on the wall, its metal
Floyd | door hanging open to reveal a row of switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  End of Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | End of Hallway
Floyd | The hall ends here at a heavy door to the north. A huge mural of David
Floyd | fighting Goliath adorns the west wall, but it's marred by a streak of
Floyd | gray gunk clinging to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | A huge rainbow arches across the wall in this part of the hallway.
Floyd | Underneath it, a door leads west, with an identical door opposite on
Floyd | the east wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway continues to run north and south. The wall here is taken
Floyd | up by a mural of a beached whale and a man lying on the sand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | The hallway runs north, past the plywood lighthouse, all the way up to
Floyd | the door to the tunnel. A doorway to the east leads into the Sunday
Floyd | School room, and on the wall opposite it is the mural of Jesus
Floyd | blessing the little children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to more hallway and east to the Sunday
Floyd | School room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | A menagerie of valves and pressure gauges stick out from the pipes at
Floyd | awkward angles, some dangerously close to your eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | Many of the pipes run all the way down to the floor from their tangled
Floyd | maze in the ceiling, making some corners of the room impossible to
Floyd | reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x corners"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CORNERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look behind pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look under pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sweep under pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWEEP UNDER PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look behind boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a can of tomato soup
Floyd |   a can of pears
Floyd |   a can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
Floyd |   a can of cherry pie filling
Floyd |   a can of chicken soup
Floyd |   an open can of peaches
Floyd |   an open can of tuna
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "turn on ball"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON BALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The button clicks, and blue light streams from the glass panels on the
Floyd | sphere, reflecting off the cheap-looking mirror and scattering across
Floyd | the walls and ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x lights"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the party light sphere)
Floyd | It's one of those party light sphere things, a black metal ball with
Floyd | bright blue light glowing out of the glass panels set into it. Turning
Floyd | it over, you notice that it's heavyish and slightly warm to the touch.
Floyd | Your fingers also find a small button on the top? base? side? of the
Floyd | sphere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "turn off lights"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF LIGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the light switch)
Floyd | You can't take decent photos in the dark.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the pipes. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photo of pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTO OF PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a photo you took of the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | A menagerie of valves and pressure gauges stick out from the pipes at
Floyd | awkward angles, some dangerously close to your eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "turn valves"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN VALVES
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x gauges"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GAUGES
Floyd |
Floyd | A menagerie of valves and pressure gauges stick out from the pipes at
Floyd | awkward angles, some dangerously close to your eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sit"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT
Floyd |
Floyd | (on the glowing tissue paper)
Floyd | That's not something you can sit down on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in the glowing tissue paper)
Floyd | The glowing tissue paper wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide in pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE IN PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | The pipes wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide behind boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | The boiler wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in the glowing tissue paper)
Floyd | The glowing tissue paper wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide behind painting"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND PAINTING
Floyd |
Floyd | The gigantic abstract painting wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Youth Room
Floyd | A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table.
Floyd | Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the
Floyd | table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually
Floyd | playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats
Floyd | anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors
Floyd | lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south
Floyd | to the black light make-out room.
Floyd |
Floyd | A trolley with an ancient TV and a Super Nintendo on it is standing in
Floyd | front of one of the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | The black walls in here have been painted with Bible verses that glow
Floyd | underneath the UV lights. The couches are glowing, too; unsettlingly
Floyd | green. The door to the north, on the other hand, is barely visible.
Floyd |
Floyd | Propped up in one corner is a rough wooden cross.
Floyd |
Floyd | The party light sphere casts flashing blue lights across the walls and
Floyd | ceilings, giving the room an irreligious resemblence to a nightclub.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Heh"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide behind couch"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND COUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You'd rather not touch the couches. In fact, you'd rather not even get
Floyd | too close to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell couch"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL COUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You'd rather not touch the couches. In fact, you'd rather not even get
Floyd | too close to them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a can of tomato soup
Floyd |   a can of pears
Floyd |   a can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
Floyd |   a can of cherry pie filling
Floyd |   a can of chicken soup
Floyd |   an open can of peaches
Floyd |   an open can of tuna
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere (glowing)
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
McMartin says, "The cat is the hint system"
McMartin says, "I remember it being glitchy"
Lionheart asks, "So what was the boiler room hint about?"
McMartin says, "I don't remember the particulars that way"
McMartin says, "IIRC the cat level hints were just 'there's something important you need to do in this room'"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "draw"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRAW
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Still don't know what, if anything, can be done in the boiler room."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open tomato"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing some thick red soup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open chicken"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CHICKEN
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing a noodly yellow soup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open filling"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN FILLING
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing some mushy cherries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open product"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN PRODUCT
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing a pink substance.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open pears"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN PEARS
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments' work with the can opener, the can is open,
Floyd | revealing some pear slices.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell spam"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL SPAM
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell meat"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL MEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | A decision you immediately regret.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell pears"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL PEARS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of pears)
Floyd | You detect an aroma of pears, with a hint of aluminum.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell cherrie"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL CHERRIE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell cherries"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL CHERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | Sweet—very sweet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell chicken"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL CHICKEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of chicken soup)
Floyd | You experience a sudden, vivid flashback to that flu you had in
Floyd | seventh grade.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell peaches"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL PEACHES
Floyd |
Floyd | The peach syrup smells delicious. Your stomach rumbles softly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell tuna"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of tuna)
Floyd | You take a whiff and quickly pull the can away from your nose. That is
Floyd | strong stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
McMartin says, "Yeah, it's been too long, I'm afraid"
McMartin says, "That might be the glitch, even"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "taste tuna"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TASTE TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of tuna)
Floyd | You taste nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat strolls in from the north and mews at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "taste chicken soup"
Floyd ]  Black Light Make-Out Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TASTE CHICKEN SOUP
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of chicken soup)
Floyd | You taste nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the north, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Youth Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Youth Room
Floyd | A large part of this room is taken up by a rickety ping pong table.
Floyd | Couches line the edges of the room, some of them close enough to the
Floyd | table that they're probably not safe to sit on if someone is actually
Floyd | playing ping pong. On the other hand, you can't see any ping pong bats
Floyd | anywhere, so maybe that's not an issue. In between the couches, doors
Floyd | lead north to the nursery, west to the Sunday School room, and south
Floyd | to the black light make-out room.
Floyd |
Floyd | A trolley with an ancient TV and a Super Nintendo on it is standing in
Floyd | front of one of the couches.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the west before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the south, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the west before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the east, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x windows"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINDOWS
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the designs are purely abstract, but you notice a dove, a
Floyd | lion, a lamb, and what looks like an elk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat puts its paws up on the wall below the trapdoor and stretches,
Floyd | yawning widely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
McMartin says, "OK, then the demo is the first half of chapter 1"
McMartin says, "Oops"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf20"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "feed cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the glowing tissue paper)
Floyd | The cat dodges your hand and bounds off downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "feed cat tuna"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED CAT TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of tuna)
Floyd | The cat dodges your hand and bounds off downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "feed cat mass of tuna"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED CAT MASS OF TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the mass of tuna)
Floyd | You've already had one gross substance all over your hands tonight.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop mass of tuna"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP MASS OF TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | You haven't got that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop can of tuna"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CAN OF TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the open can of tuna carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get can"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of tuna)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat mass"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT MASS
Floyd |
Floyd | You definitely aren't desperate enough to start eating tuna straight
Floyd | from the can.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an open can of tuna
Floyd |   an open can of tomato soup
Floyd |   an open can of pears
Floyd |   an open can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
Floyd |   an open can of cherry pie filling
Floyd |   an open can of chicken soup
Floyd |   an open can of peaches
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere (glowing)
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat pear"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT PEAR
Floyd |
Floyd | Pears are okay, but definitely better before the canning process.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat tomato"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | Tomato soup is hardly your favorite kind of soup, and cold condensed
Floyd | tomato soup even less so.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat chicken soup"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT CHICKEN SOUP
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of chicken soup)
Floyd | You haven't been able to stomach chicken soup since that awful flu you
Floyd | had once.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat cherry filling"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT CHERRY FILLING
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of cherry pie filling)
Floyd | On the whole, you prefer your pie filling inside of a pie.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat product"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT PRODUCT
Floyd |
Floyd | The words "food product" are not enough to convince you.
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the pink substance)
Floyd | You'd only make a mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head west to the sanctuary and up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the back room and south to the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the back room and south to the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Back Room
Floyd | This is a far cry from the grandeur of the sanctuary. The walls are
Floyd | covered in some kind of dark wood panels, but they're shabby and
Floyd | windowless, and the floor is bare concrete. A huge wooden chest and a
Floyd | closet full of robes take up one wall. You can head back out to the
Floyd | altar to the south, or try the sliding door to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A stack of hymnals is crammed into one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some more ectoplasm is smeared on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell ectoplasm"
Floyd ]  Back Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL ECTOPLASM
Floyd |
Floyd | The ectoplasm smells bitter and unnatural.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Altar
Floyd | A few steps up from the pews to the south are the preacher's pulpit,
Floyd | the altar, and the American and Christian flags. Behind them, to the
Floyd | north, is a tiny doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the altar are two candles.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large cross hangs high on the wall above the altar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Altar
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the back room and south to the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. Lionheart says, "It was okay. Nice to see Clara's info gathering skills. They're giving her opportunities to be competent by herself this season."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide pews"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide in pews"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE IN PEWS
Floyd |
Floyd | You disappear yourself behind a pew, and the feeling of being so
Floyd | well-hidden turns out to be just as unnerving as the feeling you had
Floyd | previously, that somebody was watching you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND
Floyd |
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search tables"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH TABLES
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing on the round tables.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search chairs"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH CHAIRS
Floyd |
Floyd | There is nothing on the folding chairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search model"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH MODEL
Floyd |
Floyd | The glass case isn't open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open case"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like the case wasn't designed to be opened.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x case"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CASE
Floyd |
Floyd | The case itself is mounted in a pedestal about three feet high. You
Floyd | notice that there are numerous fingerprints caked onto the glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the glass case is a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x model"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MODEL
Floyd |
Floyd | It can't be a model of this church; it's the wrong shape. There's an
Floyd | incredible level of detail, though, from the tiles in the roof to the
Floyd | tiny people on the sidewalk. The double doors in front are open, and
Floyd | you can barely make out the shapes of little pews inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "r"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > R
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | The church kitchen contains much the same kind of thing as any
Floyd | kitchen, only more so. Long countertops line the walls, with cupboards
Floyd | and drawers underneath them. A break in the counters allows you to
Floyd | leave the kitchen via the door to the west, and on the far side of the
Floyd | room a sink is set into the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, the only way out is west to the fellowship hall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The door to the pastor's office is locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the ladies' room door, the men's room door, or the
Floyd | pastor's door?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pastor's"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PASTOR'S
Floyd |
Floyd | The door to the north is no more impressive than any other you've
Floyd | seen, but the plaque on it reads, "Pastor Ivan Shearer."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up ivan"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP IVAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Good old Pastor Ivan! What can you say about someone like Pastor
Floyd | Ivan? Not much!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The poster is a vast glossy print of a bald eagle gliding through a
Floyd | bright blue sky. In a corner of the sky, a Bible verse is printed:
Floyd | "But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they
Floyd | shall mount up with wings as eagles. Isaiah 40:31."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x bench"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | The bench seems to have been made in a deliberately rustic style, with
Floyd | heavy timber beams. It doesn't look very comfortable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sit on bench"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON BENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You sit down on the bench and regard the eagle poster thoughtfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait on lord"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT ON LORD
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to wait.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat trots up the stairs and purrs at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the south before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The poster is a vast glossy print of a bald eagle gliding through a
Floyd | bright blue sky. In a corner of the sky, a Bible verse is printed:
Floyd | "But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they
Floyd | shall mount up with wings as eagles. Isaiah 40:31."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sit on bench"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON BENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You sit down on the bench and regard the eagle poster thoughtfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look at poster"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK AT POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The poster is a vast glossy print of a bald eagle gliding through a
Floyd | bright blue sky. In a corner of the sky, a Bible verse is printed:
Floyd | "But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they
Floyd | shall mount up with wings as eagles. Isaiah 40:31."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up eagle"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP EAGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the eagle poster)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | fact that it's a bald eagle in that poster makes it pretty clear that
Floyd | whoever designed that poster wanted that Bible verse to apply to the
Floyd | people of the United States of America somehow. Which makes me wonder,
Floyd | are there any other countries that insist God loves them the most?
Floyd | Because God can only love one country the most. That's what 'the most'
Floyd | means."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up isaiah"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP ISAIAH
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "isaiah" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up america"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP AMERICA
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "america" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up pastor"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PASTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (the pastor's door)
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "You
Floyd | used to be able to get into the pastor's office all the time, back
Floyd | when Patrick the youth leader had his own sub-office at one end of the
Floyd | room where he had free candy. But that was a security risk apparently,
Floyd | so they locked up the pastor's office and Patrick the youth leader had
Floyd | to move his office to his truck."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up sub-office"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP SUB-OFFICE
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "sub-office" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The door to the pastor's office is locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "kick door"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KICK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit pastor's door"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT PASTOR'S DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You rattle the door handle, gently at first and then harder. Nothing
Floyd | happens.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "shake pastor's door"
Floyd | happens....and then the alarm starts screaming at you.
Lionheart says, "Oh, that's something."
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | happens....and then the alarm starts screaming at you.Minutes later,
Floyd | flashing lights and sirens herald the arrival of the police.
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | flashing lights and sirens herald the arrival of the police.You are
Floyd | taken away in handcuffs.
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | taken away in handcuffs.After Sharon's report to the principal, the
Floyd | school suspends you. The West High Warbler stands you down
Floyd | from its staff.
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | from its staff.No college will accept a delinquent like you. You end
Floyd | up finding work as janitor at West High. The teachers tell new
Floyd | students your story as a warning.
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | students your story as a warning....and then you are back in the
Floyd | present. You let go of the door handle and back away hastily.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Ha."
Lionheart says, "OK, that was AMUSING. I guess that's all that's left, unless I missed a secret in the boiler room."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first getting off the wooden bench)
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up candy"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP CANDY
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "candy" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first getting off the wooden bench)
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the west, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the east, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat scampers up the stairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat puts its paws up on the wall below the trapdoor and stretches,
Floyd | yawning widely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Steeple
Floyd | The inside of the church steeple is a cold concrete cube with
Floyd | cinderblock walls. There's one window, but it's been boarded up.
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump. There's a boy sitting on the floor, smirking at you. It's
Floyd | Aiden Kingsley.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ghost's glowing dress lies in a heap nearby. It doesn't look very
Floyd | ghostly now.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden stands up. "Hey, hey, Robin! Are you enjoying your evening?" he
Floyd | asks, smiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are not smiling. "So you're the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, yes. Well, no. I am not a dead person. Heh. But I portrayed the
Floyd | ghost you saw, yes."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does Orchid know?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does Orchid know. Does Orchid know? What a well-chosen detective
Floyd | question."
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks down the trapdoor behind you. "Do you think we could
Floyd | continue this conversation downstairs? It's really freaking cold up
Floyd | here."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NO
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden grimaces. "Seriously, can we talk downstairs? I'm about to
Floyd | freeze to death. And then I'll be a real ghost! Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | This window has been boarded up for a very long time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up window"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | This window has been boarded up for a very long time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get dress"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden is an extremely gawky senior, a full head taller than you. He's
Floyd | still carrying his pigtailed wig, and he still has glowing makeup
Floyd | covering most of his face—including his mustache. He carries himself
Floyd | with far too much confidence for how ridiculous he looks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of Aiden. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph wig"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH WIG
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the pigtailed wig. The camera whirrs and
Floyd | vibrates and eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x wig"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WIG
Floyd |
Floyd | The wig is glowing faintly around the edges, where it rubbed up
Floyd | against Aiden's makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open window"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Steeple
Floyd | The inside of the church steeple is a cold concrete cube with
Floyd | cinderblock walls. There's one window, but it's been boarded up.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks you over.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search aiden"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x boards"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | This window has been boarded up for a very long time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get boards"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | You look back to make sure Aiden has followed you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes. Now I'll tell you the answer to your question. Of course Orchid
Floyd | knows. This was all Orchid's idea. She was very naughty. And I'm not
Floyd | even supposed to be here, so I should probably get going."
Floyd |
Floyd | He tries to slip past you, but you grab his arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden yelps like a dog. "What's your problem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're not going anywhere. I've got a few more questions."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then can you get your hands off me first? You're gonna break my arm."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure." You let go of his arm. "Let's get going." You know exactly
Floyd | where the two of you are going, but you should probably keep that a
Floyd | surprise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about engelgurt"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT ENGELGURT
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about projector"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT PROJECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about orchid"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about cat"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about sharon"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ladder"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LADDER
Floyd |
Floyd | A short ladder leads up through the trapdoor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get ladder"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET LADDER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden mopes along after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, Orchid brought the idea to me. She said if she could write a
Floyd | story about a real ghost, then maybe people would actually read the
Floyd | newspaper. Heh. But I told her I'd help her."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "For the heck of it, primarily."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head west to the sanctuary and up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "m"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > M
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden follows you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Originally, she was just going to let me in the church during the
Floyd | sleepover, and we'd just spend the night taking a bunch of ghost
Floyd | pictures. However. Then we found out that you were going to be the
Floyd | other newspaper girl staying the night. And Orchid said you'd never go
Floyd | along with it. So we had to change the plan."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to pull back the top of the desk, but it's locked down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pry open desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRY OPEN DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the open can of tuna, the open can of tomato soup,
Floyd | the open can of pears, the open can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food
Floyd | Product", the open can of cherry pie filling, the open can of chicken
Floyd | soup, or the open can of peaches?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pry desk"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRY DESK
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to pry the rolltop desk with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cross"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CROSS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the small white cross)
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pry desk with tuna"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRY DESK WITH TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | (the open can of tuna)
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a glowing dress
Floyd |   an open can of tuna
Floyd |   an open can of tomato soup
Floyd |   an open can of pears
Floyd |   an open can of "Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product"
Floyd |   an open can of cherry pie filling
Floyd |   an open can of chicken soup
Floyd |   an open can of peaches
Floyd |   a can opener
Floyd |   a jam jar
Floyd |     some ectoplasm
Floyd |   a packet of marshmallows
Floyd |   a tin of half-used crayons
Floyd |   a shepherd's crook
Floyd |   a Bubsy cartridge
Floyd |   some black cloth
Floyd |   a cheap-looking mirror
Floyd |   a party light sphere (glowing)
Floyd |   a potted plant
Floyd |   a name tag (being worn)
Floyd |   some glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a SNES
Floyd |   a Bible Quiz Tournament trophy
Floyd |   a small white cross
Floyd |   a bird cage
Floyd |   some toys
Floyd |   a stack of photos
Floyd |   Casey's notes
Floyd |   a Polaroid camera (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden follows you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | As you enter the narthex, Orchid strolls in through the front door of
Floyd | the church. When she sees Aiden, her eyes go wide.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aiden! What are you doing here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey. Don't bother," Aiden snaps. "I've already told her everything.
Floyd | Or almost everything. Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid rushes up to Aiden with her fists clenched. "You're lying.
Floyd | There's no proof. All you can prove is that you broke into the church
Floyd | and tried to scare us."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, no," says Aiden. "I can prove some other things. I have the
Floyd | receipts. For the makeup and everything. Because you had to use a
Floyd | credit card, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid goes quiet.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, we can talk about this in the morning," Aiden says, and he
Floyd | makes for the southern exit—but you grab his arm, and he cries out
Floyd | softly. "Yeah. Your way is probably better."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph orchid"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of Orchid. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask orchid about aiden"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ORCHID ABOUT AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid declines to comment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask orchid about sharon"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ORCHID ABOUT SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid declines to comment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask orchid about ghost"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ORCHID ABOUT GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid declines to comment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about ghost"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Hopefully you can complete your investigation without having to leave
Floyd | the church tonight. It must be freezing outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden and Orchid come in after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, where were we? Orchid didn't trust you to help her pull off this
Floyd | hoax. She said you're too much of a straight arrow. Those weren't her
Floyd | exact words. What were your exact words, Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid is looking down at her shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden shrugs. "She said something really nasty."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask orchid about me"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ORCHID ABOUT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid declines to comment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask orchid about words"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK ORCHID ABOUT WORDS
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid declines to comment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid and Aiden follow along.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Orchid had this other great idea. She figured if we went a little
Floyd | further with the hoax, we could get you to believe the ghost was real.
Floyd | Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wasn't trying to trick you!" Orchid pleads. "I just wanted it to be
Floyd | authentic. I wanted it to be a great story."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure, and then the great ghost story would be in the newspaper with
Floyd | the name of the most trustworthy reporter on staff on it, and Orchid's
Floyd | name too." Aiden chuckles. "But, looks like that didn't work out."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The door to the pastor's office is locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open pastor's door"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN PASTOR'S DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | No way. Nuh uh. Not happening.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit pastor's door"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT PASTOR'S DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | No way. Nuh uh. Not happening.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid and Aiden come down the stairs after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks past you, into the nursery, and you can see something
Floyd | click in his brain.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Although, you know, we could still do it. You guys can write the
Floyd | story, I won't say anything, Orchid won't say anything, everyone will
Floyd | love it, you'll probably be co-editors-in-chief next year. Let's go
Floyd | back upstairs, we'll get some better pictures of the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "No thanks," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to explore now. Sharon needs to know what's been going on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to explore now. Sharon needs to know what's been going on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to explore now. Sharon needs to know what's been going on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You usher Aiden and Orchid in ahead of you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too late for that now. You have to do something about Orchid and
Floyd | Aiden.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "talk to sharon"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon stirs, rubs her eyes, and looks at you, then Orchid, then
Floyd | Aiden. She says something that one does not typically say in a church.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd | "What did she say?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I won't repeat it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey slumps back in his chair. "You would make a great Christian," he
Floyd | mutters.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm sure I would." You try not to smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey, did you hear what happened to Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I heard that she's suspended from the next two issues of the paper."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey pouts. "I wanted to be the one to tell you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry. Why don't you tell me what happened to Aiden?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd love to! Except, I didn't know anything happened to Aiden. I
Floyd | didn't think they could do anything, since he's not on the newspaper?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Unfortunately for Aiden, in this case the left and right hands are in
Floyd | close communication. The drama department is putting him on probation
Floyd | for an as-yet undetermined period."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey perks right back up. "Robin! That is the best thing I've ever
Floyd | heard! Although the thing about Orchid is pretty great too."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, Orchid is getting what she wanted anyway, I think. The
Floyd | Warbler is going to run a story that people will actually
Floyd | read, for once—except this one is true."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf20"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds into the the balcony stairwell ahead of you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat watches you for a moment, but runs off to the south before you
Floyd | can get near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat wanders off to the north, glancing back at you as if to check
Floyd | whether you're following.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat bounds downstairs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still on the other side of the room when the cat scampers off
Floyd | to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | As you enter, the cat ducks behind one of the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "cf21"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look behind pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Hmm. Still something in this boiler room I'm missing."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pull pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | Those are fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | There are few gaps wide enough to stick your head through, and they
Floyd | only reveal more of the same scenery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "drop can of tuna"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CAN OF TUNA
Floyd |
Floyd | You place the open can of tuna carefully on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "time"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIME
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look under pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide in pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE IN PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | The pipes wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide in boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE IN BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | The boiler wouldn't make much of a hiding spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an open can of tuna here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | A menagerie of valves and pressure gauges stick out from the pipes at
Floyd | awkward angles, some dangerously close to your eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the boiler room, south to the
Floyd | Sunday School room, east to the nursery, and up to the main floor
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x bag"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | This is the sleeping bag you got in fifth grade. You still fit in it
Floyd | just fine, so you can't replace it, even though it's in an unbearable
Floyd | shade of magenta.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you get into your sleeping bag, you quickly review the evidence
Floyd | you've collected. Are you sure you have everything you need for the
Floyd | story?
Floyd | >>
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd | >>
Floyd | > Y
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You put your belongings aside and snuggle down in the sleeping bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press green"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, what have you got?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well." You take a bit longer than necessary to pull the photos out of
Floyd | your backpack. It's nice to have Casey at your mercy, for once. "For a
Floyd | while, I almost thought there was really a ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Surely not!" Casey gasps.
Floyd |
Floyd | "For example, I saw some spoooooky lights in the basement.
Floyd | But then I found this." You reveal the party light sphere.
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey chortles. "What a cheap effect!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I also found this 'ectoplasm'. Which turned out to be this:" You show
Floyd | Casey the photo you took of the can of goo.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know that shelf! How the heck did you get up there?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't ask."
Floyd |
Floyd | Then Casey leans in. "But I heard you saw a real ghost. She flew
Floyd | around and everything."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, I did see something like that."
Floyd |
Floyd | "But?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I found this piece of tissue paper. The substance on the tissue was
Floyd | glowing just like the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "And where did you find this?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I found it in the men's room," you say, and Casey's eyes go wide, but
Floyd | you go on before he has a chance to say anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I also found the 'Engelgurt'."
Floyd |
Floyd | "From the Christmas play, yeah!" Casey nods.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Only it wasn't in the storage room. It was up on the balcony."
Floyd |
Floyd | "So..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "So the 'ghost' was not flying unassisted."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey leans back in his chair. "So, do you think it was Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "It couldn't have been. She was right there in the room with me. And
Floyd | the only other person in the church was Sharon."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, can't you write some kind of exposé? "Church Ghost Obviously
Floyd | Completely Fake"?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't think I can make it stick, but I'll try. I definitely won't
Floyd | let them print Orchid's ghost story with my name on it, though. It's a
Floyd | bunch of lies."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** They ended up running the story without your name on
Floyd | it. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "version"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > VERSION
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "version"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > VERSION
Floyd |
Floyd | Robin & Orchid
Floyd | An exercise in photojournalism by Ryan Veeder & Emily Boegheim
Floyd | Release 3 / Serial number 131027 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd | Identification number: //DE1DD836-4313-41CD-831B-2430A7E2A1BD//
Floyd | Interpreter version 1.3.1 / VM 3.1.2 / Library serial number 080126
Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson
Floyd | Dynamic Objects version 7/130712 by Jesse McGrew
Floyd | Conversation Framework version 10 by Eric Eve
Floyd | Second Gender version 1 by Felix Larsson (based on original Inform 6
Floyd | code by Fredrik Ramsberg)
Floyd | Dynamic Tables version 4/130712 by Jesse McGrew
Floyd | Epistemology version 6 by Eric Eve
Floyd |
Floyd | Plus modified versions of:
Floyd | Secret Doors version 1 by Andrew Owen
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I'll have to read the finished transcript. I'm a little burned out after playing lots of IF today and yesterday."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up lock in"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LOCK IN
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to look up in?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up lock-in"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LOCK-IN
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "lock-in" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up lockin"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP LOCKIN
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "lockin" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up patrick"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PATRICK
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting:
Floyd | "Patrick the youth leader is Grace's youth leader currently. In the
Floyd | distant past there was a different, previous youth leader, but we
Floyd | don't talk about her.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Actually, I'm looking over the other notes I've written and it looks
Floyd | like I've probably said too much about Patrick the youth leader too."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up grace"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP GRACE
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | have been going to Grace United Methodist since I was a little baby. I
Floyd | got baptized there, I got confirmed there, I met most of my friends
Floyd | there. I know you think churches are stupid, so you probably think my
Floyd | church is stupid, but I love my church, so shut up."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up youth group"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP YOUTH GROUP
Floyd |
Floyd | (looking up "youth group" in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You riffle through the notes, but you can't find anything that seems
Floyd | relevant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up methodist"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP METHODIST
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | have been going to Grace United Methodist since I was a little baby. I
Floyd | got baptized there, I got confirmed there, I met most of my friends
Floyd | there. I know you think churches are stupid, so you probably think my
Floyd | church is stupid, but I love my church, so shut up."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up toybox"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP TOYBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "The
Floyd | toybox is one really bad hiding place for games like Sardines, because
Floyd | to get inside you have to dump out all of the toys. It's not because
Floyd | the pile of toys lying on the floor looks suspicious or out of place
Floyd | at all; it's because Patrick the youth leader will insist that you put
Floyd | all the toys away afterward."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open toybox"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TOYBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide in toybox"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE IN TOYBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | As you consider your whim to jump inside of the toybox, you look over
Floyd | at Sharon. She might wake up, and wonder what you're doing, at any
Floyd | moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an open can of tuna here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "One
Floyd | thing I do know is that the church's boiler is incredibly inefficient.
Floyd | That's what certain adults in the congregation keep whining about,
Floyd | anyway."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "I
Floyd | believe that the boiler room has a lot of pipes. It stands to reason."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look up machinery"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP MACHINERY
Floyd |
Floyd | (in Casey's notes)
Floyd | You flick through the notes and read Casey's scrawly handwriting: "One
Floyd | thing I do know is that the church's boiler is incredibly inefficient.
Floyd | That's what certain adults in the congregation keep whining about,
Floyd | anyway."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive faceless hulk of an appliance. You can hear it murmuring
Floyd | quietly to itself—or maybe you're hearing something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN TO BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | As you perk up your ears to listen closer, the noise stops.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Now you can only hear air currents: the whisper of an empty building
Floyd | at night.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Now you can only hear air currents: the whisper of an empty building
Floyd | at night.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN TO BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | As you perk up your ears to listen closer, the noise stops.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive faceless hulk of an appliance. You can hear it murmuring
Floyd | quietly to itself—or maybe you're hearing something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "open boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "push boiler"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BOILER
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | There are few gaps wide enough to stick your head through, and they
Floyd | only reveal more of the same scenery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "enter pipes"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't find a gap in the pipes that's large enough to fit a human.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an open can of tuna here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear an uncertain meow in some dark corner, and the cat trots out
Floyd | from behind the pipes. It only glances at you as it approaches the can
Floyd | of tuna and begins to chow down.
Floyd |
Floyd | You crouch down to watch; it ignores you. When it's had its fill, it
Floyd | turns back around to its hiding place in the pipes. Just before it
Floyd | disappears, though, it looks back at you. Its eyes are very wide.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a space between the pipes to the north that wasn't there
Floyd | before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart exclaims, "There was something to do there!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hazy Place
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hazy Place
Floyd | A sad girl is here. The cat is cradled in her arms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x girl"
Floyd ]  Hazy Place
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GIRL
Floyd |
Floyd | She must be about your age, but her clothes seem old-fashioned. Her
Floyd | hair is tied into pigtails. She's not crying, but you can tell she's
Floyd | sad.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph girl"
Floyd ]  Hazy Place
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH GIRL
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of the sad girl. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ]  Hazy Place
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The cat is almost completely white, except for a small black spot on
Floyd | the end of its tail. When it sees you looking at it, it narrows its
Floyd | pale blue eyes at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask girl about girl"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GIRL ABOUT GIRL
Floyd |
Floyd | You say something to the girl, and she says something back. And now
Floyd | you remember something...
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | ***Just as you caught up to Gideon in the steeple, he climbed out the
Floyd | window onto the roof. You pleaded at him to come back, but he ignored
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | So you climbed out after him. You called his name again and again, but
Floyd | he paid no mind. And then you had caught up to him, and you reached
Floyd | out to him, but your other hand lost its grip.
Floyd |
Floyd | You were sliding off of the roof, you were floating in space—then
Floyd | there was a loud noise, and you were on the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | Gideon jumped down after you, but he landed on his feet, of course,
Floyd | and when he saw that you weren't moving, he simply padded away.
Lionheart pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | and when he saw that you weren't moving, he simply padded away.***
Floyd |
Floyd | That's odd. You weren't standing here before. What happened? You
Floyd | remember you thought you saw something between the pipes...
Floyd |
Floyd | ...But you can't remember what it was, and there's certainly nothing
Floyd | there now.
Floyd |
Floyd | Boiler Room
Floyd | This must be a fairly large room, but most of the space is given over
Floyd | to snaking pipes, anonymous machinery, and the church's giant boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an empty can of tuna here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x photographs"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PHOTOGRAPHS
Floyd |
Floyd | You're holding twenty-one photos:
Floyd |   an overexposed photo
Floyd |   a photo of the pipes
Floyd |   two photos of the party light sphere
Floyd |   a photo of the trapdoor
Floyd |   a photo of the projector
Floyd |   a photo of the Engelgurt
Floyd |   four photos of the cat waiting
Floyd |   a photo of the paper streamer chains
Floyd |   a photo of the can of goo
Floyd |   two photos of the ghostly figure floating in the air
Floyd |   a photo of the glowing tissue paper
Floyd |   a photo of the ectoplasm
Floyd |   a photo of darkness
Floyd |   a photo of the plywood lighthouse
Floyd |   a photo of the flickering lights
Floyd |   a photo of the cat looking through the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x overexposed photo"
Floyd ]  Boiler Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OVEREXPOSED PHOTO
Floyd |
Floyd | For some reason, this photo came out really overexposed. You can't
Floyd | tell what it's supposed to be a picture of; it's just a blur of light.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunday School Room
Floyd | This is a room designed for small people. Low benches are arranged
Floyd | like pews in two rows, facing toward a small table that serves as an
Floyd | altar. A poster explaining the Ten Commandments hangs on one wall, and
Floyd | doors lead north to the basement stairway, east to the youth room and
Floyd | west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Sunday School Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the basement stairway, east to the
Floyd | youth room, and west to the hallway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head northeast to the men's restroom, south to
Floyd | the fellowship hall, southeast to the ladies' restroom, and down to
Floyd | the basement stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the main floor stairway, east to
Floyd | the kitchen, and west to the narthex.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the altar, south to the narthex,
Floyd | and east to the the balcony stairwell.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, you could head north to the altar, south to the narthex,
Floyd | and east to the the balcony stairwell.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n. e. u"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N. E. U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Steeple
Floyd | The inside of the church steeple is a cold concrete cube with
Floyd | cinderblock walls. There's one window, but it's been boarded up.
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump. There's a boy sitting on the floor, smirking at you. It's
Floyd | Aiden Kingsley.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ghost's glowing dress lies in a heap nearby. It doesn't look very
Floyd | ghostly now.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden stands up. "Hey, hey, Robin! Are you enjoying your evening?" he
Floyd | asks, smiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are not smiling. "So you're the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, yes. Well, no. I am not a dead person. Heh. But I portrayed the
Floyd | ghost you saw, yes."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does Orchid know?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Does Orchid know. Does Orchid know? What a well-chosen detective
Floyd | question."
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks down the trapdoor behind you. "Do you think we could
Floyd | continue this conversation downstairs? It's really freaking cold up
Floyd | here."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks, "aiden about orchid"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about orchid"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden grimaces. "Seriously, can we talk downstairs? I'm about to
Floyd | freeze to death. And then I'll be a real ghost! Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about ghost"
Floyd ]  Steeple
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden grimaces. "Seriously, can we talk downstairs? I'm about to
Floyd | freeze to death. And then I'll be a real ghost! Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony
Floyd | Standing here, you have a good view of the altar and most of the
Floyd | sanctuary. A low wall with a railing along the top prevents accidents,
Floyd | though it probably also obscures the view for anyone sitting on the
Floyd | balcony pews. A projector is mounted at one end of the pews, pointing
Floyd | down towards the front of the sanctuary. Behind the pews you can see
Floyd | the ladder up to the steeple, and a narrow staircase leads back down
Floyd | to the sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | The orange box is sitting upside down on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangled heap of bars and cables is lying near the edge of the
Floyd | balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | You look back to make sure Aiden has followed you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes. Now I'll tell you the answer to your question. Of course Orchid
Floyd | knows. This was all Orchid's idea. She was very naughty. And I'm not
Floyd | even supposed to be here, so I should probably get going."
Floyd |
Floyd | He tries to slip past you, but you grab his arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden yelps like a dog. "What's your problem?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're not going anywhere. I've got a few more questions."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then can you get your hands off me first? You're gonna break my arm."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure." You let go of his arm. "Let's get going." You know exactly
Floyd | where the two of you are going, but you should probably keep that a
Floyd | surprise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask aiden about ghost"
Floyd ]  Balcony
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK AIDEN ABOUT GHOST
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks around nervously. "Why don't we keep moving, huh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Balcony Stairs
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Balcony Stairs
Floyd | There isn't really any room in here for anything except the stairs up
Floyd | to the balcony. An archway to the west leads back out into the
Floyd | sanctuary.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden mopes along after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, Orchid brought the idea to me. She said if she could write a
Floyd | story about a real ghost, then maybe people would actually read the
Floyd | newspaper. Heh. But I told her I'd help her."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "For the heck of it, primarily."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Sanctuary
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sanctuary
Floyd | This room can't be as large as it seems. It certainly didn't look so
Floyd | huge from outside. It must be some kind of optical illusion, created
Floyd | by the angles of the vaulted ceiling or the long rows of pews.
Floyd |
Floyd | Near the southern exit is a rolltop desk. Up at the north end of the
Floyd | room is the altar, and the east stairway must lead up to the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is dark outside, and the stained glass windows are dull and
Floyd | lifeless.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden follows you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Originally, she was just going to let me in the church during the
Floyd | sleepover, and we'd just spend the night taking a bunch of ghost
Floyd | pictures. However. Then we found out that you were going to be the
Floyd | other newspaper girl staying the night. And Orchid said you'd never go
Floyd | along with it. So we had to change the plan."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Narthex
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Narthex
Floyd | The main entryway to the church, this room has been set up to be as
Floyd | welcoming as possible. A rack of pamphlets sits in the center of a
Floyd | large table, flanked by pots of fake flowers. Lying open on a podium
Floyd | is a huge Bible. Pinned up on one wall is a board full of name tags.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the east is the fellowship hall, and the large passage to the north
Floyd | obviously leads to the main sanctuary. The way out of the church is
Floyd | south of here, but that's none of your concern currently.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden follows you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | As you enter the narthex, Orchid strolls in through the front door of
Floyd | the church. When she sees Aiden, her eyes go wide.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aiden! What are you doing here?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey. Don't bother," Aiden snaps. "I've already told her everything.
Floyd | Or almost everything. Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid rushes up to Aiden with her fists clenched. "You're lying.
Floyd | There's no proof. All you can prove is that you broke into the church
Floyd | and tried to scare us."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, no," says Aiden. "I can prove some other things. I have the
Floyd | receipts. For the makeup and everything. Because you had to use a
Floyd | credit card, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid goes quiet.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, we can talk about this in the morning," Aiden says, and he
Floyd | makes for the southern exit—but you grab his arm, and he cries out
Floyd | softly. "Yeah. Your way is probably better."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Fellowship Hall
Floyd | This room is a bit crowded for your tastes: between the many round
Floyd | tables, each surrounded by a complement of folding chairs, there isn't
Floyd | much space to get from one end of the room to the other. The main
Floyd | stairway is north, the kitchen is east, and the narthex is west.
Floyd |
Floyd | One corner is given over to a glass case containing a model church.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden and Orchid come in after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, where were we? Orchid didn't trust you to help her pull off this
Floyd | hoax. She said you're too much of a straight arrow. Those weren't her
Floyd | exact words. What were your exact words, Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid is looking down at her shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden shrugs. "She said something really nasty."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph aiden"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH AIDEN
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of Aiden. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "photograph orchid"
Floyd ]  Fellowship Hall
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PHOTOGRAPH ORCHID
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the Polaroid camera)
Floyd | You snap a picture of Orchid. The camera whirrs and vibrates and
Floyd | eventually spits out a print of the photo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Main Floor Stairway
Floyd | This room forms a sort of nook off the fellowship hall to the south. A
Floyd | wide flight of stairs leads down to the basement. There are doors to
Floyd | the north, northeast and southeast; according to the plaques on them,
Floyd | they open onto the pastor's office, the men's restroom and the ladies'
Floyd | restroom respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | A vast framed poster is hanging on the wall in between the restroom
Floyd | doors, and in the middle of the room, directly facing the poster, is a
Floyd | wooden bench.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid and Aiden follow along.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But Orchid had this other great idea. She figured if we went a little
Floyd | further with the hoax, we could get you to believe the ghost was real.
Floyd | Heh."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wasn't trying to trick you!" Orchid pleads. "I just wanted it to be
Floyd | authentic. I wanted it to be a great story."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sure, and then the great ghost story would be in the newspaper with
Floyd | the name of the most trustworthy reporter on staff on it, and Orchid's
Floyd | name too." Aiden chuckles. "But, looks like that didn't work out."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Basement Stairway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Basement Stairway
Floyd | This room is apparently just for show; there are no tables or chairs.
Floyd | A wide staircase runs up to the main floor of the church, and doorways
Floyd | lead east to the nursery, south to the Sunday School room and north to
Floyd | the boiler room. Mounted on the wall is a gigantic abstract painting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Orchid and Aiden come down the stairs after you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Aiden looks past you, into the nursery, and you can see something
Floyd | click in his brain.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Although, you know, we could still do it. You guys can write the
Floyd | story, I won't say anything, Orchid won't say anything, everyone will
Floyd | love it, you'll probably be co-editors-in-chief next year. Let's go
Floyd | back upstairs, we'll get some better pictures of the ghost."
Floyd |
Floyd | "No thanks," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Nursery
Floyd | Battered toys spill out of the toybox and across the floor, piling up
Floyd | in a corner of the room. Cupboards are mounted high on the walls, out
Floyd | of reach of tiny fingers, and an enormous blue recliner sits
Floyd | underneath them. It's already dark outside, and the doors west to the
Floyd | basement stairway and south to the youth room are dark as well.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sleeping bag is lying on the floor, ready for when you finish
Floyd | your investigation.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon's makeshift bed doesn't look comfortable, but apparently she's
Floyd | fast asleep anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You usher Aiden and Orchid in ahead of you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x bed"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BED
Floyd |
Floyd | Each cot is composed of scratchy fabric stretched over an aluminum
Floyd | frame, and there is no way any of them could be very comfortable.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon is sleeping on the cots, hunched up awkwardly underneath the
Floyd | blankets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wake sharon"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAKE SHARON
Floyd |
Floyd | Sharon stirs, rubs her eyes, and looks at you, then Orchid, then
Floyd | Aiden. She says something that one does not typically say in a church.
Floyd |
Floyd | ***
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press green"
Floyd ]  Nursery
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd | "What did she say?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I won't repeat it."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey slumps back in his chair. "You would make a great Christian," he
Floyd | mutters.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm sure I would." You try not to smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey, did you hear what happened to Orchid?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I heard that she's suspended from the next two issues of the paper."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey pouts. "I wanted to be the one to tell you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry. Why don't you tell me what happened to Aiden?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'd love to! Except, I didn't know anything happened to Aiden. I
Floyd | didn't think they could do anything, since he's not on the newspaper?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Unfortunately for Aiden, in this case the left and right hands are in
Floyd | close communication. The drama department is putting him on probation
Floyd | for an as-yet undetermined period."
Floyd |
Floyd | Casey perks right back up. "Robin! That is the best thing I've ever
Floyd | heard! Although the thing about Orchid is pretty great too."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, Orchid is getting what she wanted anyway, I think. The
Floyd | Warbler is going to run a story that people will actually
Floyd | read, for once—except this one is true."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***




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