  
ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd
is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play a game of
interactive fiction.
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| Jacqueline hollers, "Good day, Mudkin. At the top of the hour we shall be playing this year's crop of New Years speeds. Please join us!" | Jacqueline asks, "So, now that it is (past) the top of the hour... Tale, would you like to give a little speech about why we're all gathered here today?" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Er, okay." | ||
| Binder says, "Ambush speech." | ||
| Roger says, ">LISTEN TO SPEECH" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "You don't have to. Just asking..." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "A few years ago, we had a New Year's Speed IF. And I really thought it was a neat idea." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "You know, for people to whip something small up at the end of the year, if you either hadn't gotten to it, or didn't have time for anything larger." | ||
| * josinalvo has joined the channel. | ||
| josinalvo arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Taleslinger says, "Over time, it evolved from a Speed-IF to a Minicomp without rules (so not really a Minicomp) because I wanted to give people the chance to create something with as little pressure as possible." | |
| Taleslinger asks, "And it worked once more! We have 5 entries again this year, same as last. Have fun, people! Jacq?" | ||
| Jacqueline claps. | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay." | ||
| genericgeekgirl arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Jacqueline asks, "So, any particular order we should take these in, or just go alphabetical, or what?" | |
| Jacqueline asks, "Anybody here an author who can't stick around and wants us to do their game first?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Matt wanted to come, but if we does, he'll arrive later, so maybe play his later." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay." | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Which is his?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "one sec" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Faithful Companion" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "A rerelase of his Ectocomp game" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "For no particular reason... except that it's the reverse order of the list I have in front of me... how about we play the hugo game first?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "No complaints." | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Unfortnately, I don't believe sleepmask works for Hugo games. Anybody know if I'm assuming correctly?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I mean, I guess I could try it..." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7storm" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | I was driving home when the storm front hit me. I have never seen such Floyd | rainfall. I could barely see the headlights, and only flashes of Floyd | lightning gave me brief glimpses of the road ahead so I could prevent Floyd | the car from swerving off the road. Floyd | Floyd | The GPS lost the signal and at some point I must have taken a wrong Floyd | turn, for I was soon in an unpaved road I wasn't familiar with. The Floyd | tires skid on the dirt that was quickly turning into deeper and deeper Floyd | mud, and I knew stopping now would most likely mean getting hopelessly Floyd | stuck. Floyd | Floyd | The road ended in the yard of a large and old house. I was trying to Floyd | turn the car around when it stopped in a puddle in the middle of the Floyd | driveway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Storm Over London Floyd | An interactive story by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 (2014-01-05) Floyd | Hugo v3.1 / Library 31031 Floyd | Type HOWTO for instructions, ABOUT for more information or CREDITS Floyd | for full credits. Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Courtyard, in the car Floyd | The mansion was old, built perhaps in the 19th century. It seemed to Floyd | be relatively well-kept, not counting a few missing roof tiles, rusty Floyd | rain gutters about to fall apart and the need for a new layer of Floyd | paint. Floyd | Floyd | The GPS was still offline and the car was stuck in the muddy driveway. Floyd | Floyd | The front entrance was near, right outside the car. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "I was wrong! Hooray!" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Not sure why I thought that." | ||
| DavidW says, "I gonna be distracted for a bit. Finishing an email." | ||
| Taleslinger asks (of nitku), "Do we need a driver?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "No pun intended." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | I was not very happy about the situation, to put it mildly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "This is basically a practice work for learning Hugo. It should lead the player quite firmly so I suggest you just go with the flow." | |
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x gps" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > X GPS Floyd | Floyd | The GPS unit said it didn't have a connection to any satellites. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | I was carrying the business clothes (being worn) and a cell phone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x car" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > X CAR Floyd | Floyd | The car was hopelessly stuck. I needed a tow truck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | I was carrying the business clothes (being worn) and a cell phone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x cell" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > X CELL Floyd | Floyd | There was no reception. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Of course." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x business clothes" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | > Floyd | > X BUSINESS CLOTHES Floyd | Floyd | I was wearing straight pants and a short jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "So, let's go to the creepy mansion in the middle of a rainstorm." | |
| Jearl says, "do lets!" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | I got out of the car and ran to the porch. The spurt couldn't have Floyd | taken more than five seconds but I was already soaking wet from the Floyd | pouring rain and my shoes dirty with mud. Floyd | Floyd | Front Porch Floyd | The porch had a fairly large cover but it wasn't large enough to Floyd | keep the rainfall out. The rain was still slashing against me and Floyd | several times gusts of wind almost knocked me over. Floyd | Floyd | The front door was closed and I couldn't see a doorbell. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "Oh great now we're going to track mud all over the creepy" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR Floyd | Floyd | At first there was no answer. I knocked again, and after a while a Floyd | small older woman opened the door. Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, dear?" Floyd | Floyd | (I could have asked her about the mansion, herself, or using a phone; Floyd | or told her about myself, the car or the storm.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "kiss old woman" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > KISS OLD WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "kiss". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "dance". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask old woman about the mansion" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK OLD WOMAN ABOUT THE MANSION Floyd | Floyd | "I'm very sorry to come knocking at your door so unexpectedly. This is Floyd | quite a mansion you have here. Are you the lady of the house?" Floyd | Floyd | "I am she," she replied briefly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| kpaquette52 arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "ask woman about mansion" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT MANSION Floyd | Floyd | "You rarely see houses like this," Floyd | Floyd | She looked impatient. "Our home is not open for tourists, young lady." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh no, I didn't mean to imply..." I stuttered. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | "You rarely see houses like this," Floyd | Floyd | She looked impatient. "Our home is not open for tourists, young lady." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh no, I didn't mean to imply..." I stuttered. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to nitku), "Sorry. Normally we only invite adults to ClubFloyd, but for some reason for the New Year's speeds we make an exception." | |
| Taleslinger says, "heh" | ||
| Binder says, "harumph" | ||
| Jacqueline smiles. | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask her about herself" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HER ABOUT HERSELF Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old woman) Floyd | "My name is Lauren. Whom do I have the honour to address?" Floyd | Floyd | She had a puzzled look on her face. "Lauren? I don't think we know a Floyd | Lauren." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "ask her for clean pants" | |
| kpaquette52 says (to I), "am late for ClubFloyd" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tell her about the car" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL HER ABOUT THE CAR Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old woman) Floyd | "Sorry to bother you at this hour, but the weather caught me off guard Floyd | and my car is stuck in your driveway," I said. Floyd | Floyd | "I see," she said without changing expression. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks (of nitku), "Is this the protagonist from Yo Mamma?" | |
| Binder says (to Floyd), "tell woman about phone" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT PHONE Floyd | Floyd | The old woman didn't seem particularly interested in what I had to say Floyd | about that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "ha ha" | |
| Taleslinger says (to kpaquette), "please @joinc clubfloyd" | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "ask woman about phone" | ||
Floyd ] Front Porch Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT PHONE Floyd | Floyd | "If you have a landline, I'd like to borrow your phone to call a tow Floyd | truck or a taxi so I could get home. My cell phone has no reception Floyd | here." Floyd | Floyd | She looked at me from head to toe and seemed to sharpen up. "Yes, I Floyd | suppose we can't leave you there in the rain. Please do come in." Floyd | Floyd | She took a step back inside the mansion and held the door open for me. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | * Jacqueline has added kpaquette52 to the channel. | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | The house looked like something out of a Jane Austen book. The Floyd | furniture was antique, or at least very skillfully made replicas. The Floyd | air was heavy and smelled of dust. It must had been a while since the Floyd | room had been properly cleaned. Floyd | There was a phone on a side table. Floyd | Floyd | The old woman sat down on one of the chairs. "Oh dear, you're quite Floyd | wet," she said. "I wonder if..." Floyd | Floyd | She looked conflicted for a while. "Yes, Elizabeth's clothes should Floyd | fit you. Perhaps you could go upstairs and change into something dry. Floyd | It's the second door to the left." Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "Hey she's warming up to us" | |
| Roger says, "that escalated quickly" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "use phone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > USE PHONE Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "use". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "she's going to make us pretend t be her creepy daughter!" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x phone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > X PHONE Floyd | Floyd | Which phone do you mean, the telephone or the cell phone? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says (to Binder), "I'm not so sure that's a good thing." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x telephone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > X TELEPHONE Floyd | Floyd | Although the dark red colour of the landline phone matched the decor Floyd | it still looked out of place here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "call tow truck" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > CALL TOW TRUCK Floyd | Floyd | The landline was dead. Not even a dial tone. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "We're going to be her dead daughter, aren't we?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ahhhhhhh." | ||
| Binder says, "Just because she's a creepy old lady in a creepy old house doesn't mean this is some kind of creepy old drama" | ||
| Jearl says, "or she's just a nice old lady with a little too much house to take care of by herself!!" | ||
| Limax arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "probably" | |
| Roger says, "Oh she ain't dead, just hanging out in the attic." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask lady about phone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK LADY ABOUT PHONE Floyd | Floyd | "Please, dear, you're dripping water all over our carpet," she said. Floyd | "Go upstairs and change and we'll talk." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drip" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > DRIP Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "drip". Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm more worried about the son-in-law." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "spell attic as freezer, I think." | ||
| Jearl says, "it puts the pajamas on its flesh or else it gets the hose again" | ||
| Roger says, "heh" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So, upstairs?" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Jearl), "hee" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "yeah" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | I walked up the creaking stairs. Floyd | Floyd | Upstairs Hallway Floyd | The hallway was decorated with yellowing wallpaper and a carpet that Floyd | had already seen its best days. I could have went in to the bedroom as Floyd | the old lady had instructed or back down to the living room. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x wallpaper" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > X WALLPAPER Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x carpet" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > X CARPET Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "enter bedroom" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER BEDROOM Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "bedroom". Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "wallpaper: not delightful" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, I read that as 'It wasn't normal' for some reason." | ||
| DavidW says, "IN" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | The room seemed to belong to a teenaged girl, although it was very Floyd | ascetic. There was a simple bed, a dressing table, and a bookshelf Floyd | with assorted novels. Floyd | A massive wardrobe was standing on the wall opposite the window. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x novels" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > X NOVELS Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x bookshelf" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > X BOOKSHELF Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "to Narnia, and freedom!" | |
| Limax says, "THere's emphasis on the bedroom" | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "look under bed" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BED Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| kpaquette52 has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look at table" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK AT TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > X WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | The wardrobe looked massively heavy. It was made of thick, dark wood. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look behind wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | I didn't find anything behind the wardrobe. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look under wardobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK UNDER WARDOBE Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "wardobe". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look under wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK UNDER WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | I didn't find anything under the wardrobe. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "Perhaps everything will become more important once we're Elizabeth." | |
Floyd | > PUSH WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | I couldn't move the wardrobe. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Fine, fine. Open it?" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "lie on bed" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > LIE ON BED Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline Creeeeepeeee. | |
| Taleslinger says, "Yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "> hack evil wardrobe into tiny pieces" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "maybe I put on less upbeat music" | ||
| Binder says, "Well, we've got the teen attitude of Everything is Boring down" | ||
| DavidW says, "open the evil heavy wardrobe" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | Opened. Floyd | Floyd | Hanging inside the wardrobe was a row of dresses. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x dresses" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > X DRESSES Floyd | Floyd | It was almost as if no-one had opened the wardrobe in several decades. Floyd | The dresses were all old-fashioned and conservative with subdued Floyd | colors. They were dusty but otherwise clean. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl) Floyd | Creeeeeeeeeeeek. | |
| Binder says, "Almost as if" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "smell dresses" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > SMELL DRESSES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch dresses" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > TOUCH DRESSES Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "touch". Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says (to Taleslinger), "You've stunned the parser" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Haha" | ||
| Limax says, "That was helpful" | ||
| DavidW says, "This game has a very limited verb set." | ||
| Nitku says, "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that this uses a couple of Ellison's libraries. If you find a bug it's his fault." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "Put the dresses on the flesh." | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT THE DRESSES ON THE FLESH. Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "flesh". Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says (to nitku), "Yay" | |
| Limax says, "Heh" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "wear dress" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > WEAR DRESS Floyd | Floyd | I was not holding those. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "> close wardrobe. run away." | |
| Binder says (to Jacqueline), "ha ha" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get dress" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > GET DRESS Floyd | Floyd | I needed to take off the wet clothes first. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "bomchickawow" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "remove clothes" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > REMOVE CLOTHES Floyd | Floyd | I got out of my soaked clothes. The wet fabric kept clinging to my Floyd | skin and left me shivering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom
Floyd | >
| Jearl says, "I bet elizabeth just grew up and went to the big city and is a high powered attorney" | |
Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | I was certainly not about to wander around the mansion in my Floyd | underwear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x underwear" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > X UNDERWEAR Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "underwear". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Jearl), "I like your optimism." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | Having dry clothes on helped a little, but not much. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "um" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get dress" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom Floyd | > Floyd | > GET DRESS Floyd | Floyd | I looked through the dresses in the wardrobe and picked a plain brown Floyd | one that was the least obviously old-fashioned. I tried to brush most Floyd | of the dust away and then put it on. I didn't feel comfortable wearing Floyd | other people's socks so I decided to go barefoot. Floyd | Floyd | The dress fit me quite well, although it was perhaps a bit too big. I Floyd | tried to force myself not to feel self-conscious and rather be happy Floyd | to have something dry to wear. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "You're going to die of the cold, young lady. Put those socks on this instant." | |
| Taleslinger says, "We're still wet though, so the dress should be damp" | ||
| Binder says, "wait, we're smaller than a teen girl" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Taleslinger), "Magic." | ||
| Jearl says, "it's wicking" | ||
| Limax asks (of Binder), "What are you trying to say?" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Upstairs Hallway Floyd | The hallway was decorated with yellowing wallpaper and a carpet that Floyd | had already seen its best days. I could have went in to the bedroom as Floyd | the old lady had instructed or back down to the living room. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Dress was constructed from brown ShamWows" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | The house looked like something out of a Jane Austen book. The Floyd | furniture was antique, or at least very skillfully made replicas. The Floyd | air was heavy and smelled of dust. It must had been a while since the Floyd | room had been properly cleaned. Floyd | The old woman was sitting on a chair, watching me. Floyd | There was a phone on a side table. Floyd | Floyd | When I walked down the stairs it seemed like the old woman's gaze was Floyd | glassy and she was looking through me. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh there you are, Elizabeth. Your father and I have missed you." Floyd | Floyd | Before I had time to say anything over my surprise, the lights went Floyd | out. The woman walked carefully by the mantel, picked up a box of Floyd | matches and started to light candles around the room. She passed one Floyd | of the candles to me. Floyd | Floyd | "Could you be a dear and go see your father upstairs, Elizabeth? He Floyd | always knew what to do in situations like this. He should be in the Floyd | study. The door is right across the stairs, you remember that." Floyd | Floyd | (I could have asked her about Elizabeth, father, using the telephone, Floyd | or electricity; or told her about myself.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says (to Limax), "capital-n Nothing." | |
| Roger says, "There we go" | ||
| Jearl says, "now it's on" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Binder), "Many teens are adult-sized already." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Welp." | ||
| Limax asks, "Um. Did the lights just go out?" | ||
| Binder says, "Yup." | ||
| DavidW says, "Hope daddy isn't a corpse." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "tell her about myself" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL HER ABOUT MYSELF Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old woman) Floyd | "I'm not Elizabeth. Who's Elizabeth?" Floyd | Floyd | "Oh Elizabeth, stop fooling around," she replied with a weak smile. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "That smile is weak. Drop and give me 40 curl ups." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Daddy is just some guy she kidnapped last week." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask her about using the telephone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HER ABOUT USING THE TELEPHONE Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old woman) Floyd | "Can I use the telephone, please?" Floyd | Floyd | "Do you want to call your friends, Elizabeth? Although I think the Floyd | weather has cut the phone lines." Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Oh... I see... we're living someone else's nightmare" | |
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "ask woman about Elizabeth" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT ELIZABETH Floyd | Floyd | "I'm not Elizabeth. Who's Elizabeth?" Floyd | Floyd | "Oh Elizabeth, stop fooling around," she replied with a weak smile. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "Oh, the WEATHER cut the phone lines using WEATHER tin snips" | |
| Limax says, "Ha ha" | ||
| DavidW says, "I suppose it's possible daddy is cute and alive and not senile." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask her about electricity" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HER ABOUT ELECTRICITY Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old woman) Floyd | "Do these power outages happen often?" I asked. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, not very often, not at all," she said. "But it's all right, your Floyd | father is prepared for everything." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of Nitku), "So, is this interactive story an exploration of how difficult it is to live with dimentia, and how we need improved elder care in our societies?" | |
| Jacqueline says, "(kidding)" | ||
| Limax says, "I think Daddy cut the phone lines" | ||
| Nitku says, "...yes..." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "It is about how family is are the ones we choose" | ||
| Jearl says, "maybe if we dress up as Daddy we can wrest control of this situation" | ||
| Binder says, "I like that plan." | ||
| genericgeekgirl) Nitku says, "Finally! SOMEONE understands me." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "heh" | ||
| Limax says, "I think it's a story of one girl's struggle to live in a society that doesn't understand her" | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "ask woman about father" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT FATHER Floyd | Floyd | "I'm sorry, did you say my "father"?" Floyd | Floyd | "Don't worry, your father will know what to do," she just said. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Jearl), "You're a genious." | |
| Jearl says, "gonna take a lot of padding" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe she really does have our father trapped in the attic." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "scream" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SCREAM Floyd | Floyd | It was a desperate situation, but I managed to keep my emotions in Floyd | check. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yes, I like Jearl's idea." | |
| Jearl says, "oh come on we just humor a nice old lady till the storm clears" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So, let's have a look at Dad?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cry" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > CRY Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "cry". Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Try to leave please" | |
| DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "yes, please" | ||
| Binder says, "This house is far too dusty for emotions." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Y'know, y'all can enter commands, too" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Upstairs Hallway Floyd | I was back upstairs, and the door leading inside the study was right Floyd | in front of me. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Leave. As in, New Jersey would be better." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | The door was locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Study door looked just like I expected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR Floyd | Floyd | I knocked on the door, and almost immediately an old man opened it. He Floyd | was grey as ashes, just like the woman, but while she was lethargic, Floyd | he was jitterish and full of energy. Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, what is it? Who are you? It doesn't matter, the power's out Floyd | again and I'm at a very delicate phase right now. Be a sport and go Floyd | downstairs to the cellar and turn on the diesel generator." Floyd | Floyd | Before I had time to say anything he slammed the door shut. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "LOCKED" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Oh." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | I knocked again, but there was no answer. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "That was unexpected" | |
| Jacqueline says, "..." | ||
| DavidW says, "yeah." | ||
| Binder says, "I guess he really is prepared for all events." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | The house looked like something out of a Jane Austen book. The Floyd | furniture was antique, or at least very skillfully made replicas. The Floyd | air was heavy and smelled of dust. It must had been a while since the Floyd | room had been properly cleaned. Floyd | The old woman was sitting on a chair, watching me. Floyd | There was a phone on a side table. Floyd | Floyd | "So, what did your father say?" the old woman said. Floyd | Floyd | "He said to turn on the generator. And he's not my father, lady. Floyd | Where's the cellar?" Floyd | Floyd | She glanced at a door next to the staircase, which must lead down to Floyd | the cellar. "You were always warned not to go to the cellar, weren't Floyd | you, Elizabeth? Remember, when you were young?" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I suppose we go down again." | |
| Taleslinger says, "Oh dear" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kill lady" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > KILL LADY Floyd | Floyd | Venting your frustrations on the old woman wouldn't have accomplished Floyd | much. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh dear." | |
| Taleslinger says, "I like the sense of foreboding" | ||
| Roger says, "It's sort of an interesting structure to deal with the railroading problem." | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "no" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > NO Floyd | Floyd | Better start with a verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Let's go downstairs. WHAT IS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?" | |
| Binder says (to Floyd), "remember being young" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > REMEMBER BEING YOUNG Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "remember". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "I wonder if we need to divert the old lady" | |
| Jearl says, "to get downstairs" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask her about cellar" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HER ABOUT CELLAR Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "cellar". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "say no" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > SAY NO Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "say". Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "Ever get the feeling like you're being led around on a leash?" | |
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | I didn't see that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | The house looked like something out of a Jane Austen book. The Floyd | furniture was antique, or at least very skillfully made replicas. The Floyd | air was heavy and smelled of dust. It must had been a while since the Floyd | room had been properly cleaned. Floyd | The old woman was sitting on a chair, watching me. Floyd | There was a phone on a side table. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Limax), "Thanks. As if I wasn't creeped out enough by this game..." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chair" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHAIR Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push chair" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH CHAIR Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Does hugo have a topics command or something?" | |
| Binder says (to Floyd), "import chair" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > IMPORT CHAIR Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "import". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x lady" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > X LADY Floyd | Floyd | The woman was small and frail, and her thin face was grey as dust. She Floyd | was wearing an old-fashioned grey dress that the aristocracy would Floyd | have worn a hundred years ago. Floyd | . Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl asks, "just try going down again?" | |
| Taleslinger says (to jearl), "Yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "remove dress" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > REMOVE DRESS Floyd | Floyd | The dress wasn't quite my style, but I didn't have any options either. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Cellar Floyd | > Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cellar Floyd | The cellar had apparently been used as a wine cellar. The shelves Floyd | were empty now. Water was trickling down to the floor but there didn't Floyd | seem to be immediate danger of flooding. Floyd | Otherwise the space was dominated by a large diesel generator. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. Seems legit." | |
| Limax says, "Aha. Something with diesel" | ||
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "x generator" | ||
Floyd ] Cellar Floyd | > Floyd | > X GENERATOR Floyd | Floyd | It looked similar to what my grandparents had in their farm, except Floyd | this was much bigger. It was probably large enough to provide Floyd | electricity to the whole mansion, and to the neighbouring houses as Floyd | well. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Sure, switch on the electrical thing in the water puddle" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x water" | ||
Floyd ] Cellar Floyd | > Floyd | > X WATER Floyd | Floyd | It wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Nah, it's fine. See?" | |
| Jacqueline says, "hee" | ||
| DavidW asks, "No ancient burial pit in the cellar, eh?" | ||
| Limax says, "Hee hee" | ||
| Jearl says, "yeah, in which we are barefoot" | ||
| Lucea arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Jacqueline says (to Jearl), "Better ground that way." | |
| Limax asks (of Jearl), "What's the worst that can happen?" | ||
| Roger says, "And then everyone died from carbon monoxide poisoning" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Switch it on, shall we?" | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Yeah!" | ||
| Binder says, "Of course." | ||
| Limax says, "Sure" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "switch on generator" | ||
Floyd ] Cellar Floyd | > Floyd | > SWITCH ON GENERATOR Floyd | Floyd | I turned the generator on. After some coughing and wheezing its engine Floyd | started running and lights flickered on in the cellar. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "If the water was important, it would say so. Rig---AHhhhhhh." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | The house looked like something out of a Jane Austen book. The Floyd | furniture was antique, or at least very skillfully made replicas. The Floyd | air was heavy and smelled of dust. It must had been a while since the Floyd | room had been properly cleaned. Floyd | The old woman was sitting on a chair, watching me. Floyd | There was a phone on a side table. Floyd | Floyd | The lights were on in the living room, so I put the candle down on a Floyd | table. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "ZZZZZAAAAPPPP" | |
| FloatingInfo says (to Floyd), "look" | Binder says, "Flipping that switch must have been exhausting." | |
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | The house looked like something out of a Jane Austen book. The Floyd | furniture was antique, or at least very skillfully made replicas. The Floyd | air was heavy and smelled of dust. It must had been a while since the Floyd | room had been properly cleaned. Floyd | The old woman was sitting on a chair, watching me. Floyd | There was a phone on a side table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "talk to woman" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | The old woman was listening. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "topics" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > TOPICS Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "topics". Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea asks, "Anyone driving?" | |
| DavidW says, "talk to phone" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "tell woman about generator" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT GENERATOR Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "use phone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > USE PHONE Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "use". Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says (to Lucea), "No, the car broke down :(" | |
| Taleslinger says (to lucea), "Not really" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "tell woman about father" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL WOMAN ABOUT FATHER Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "Pick up phone?" | |
| Lucea says (to floyd), "pick up phone" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > PICK UP PHONE Floyd | Floyd | I couldn't take that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask woman about electricity" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT ELECTRICITY Floyd | Floyd | "Do these power outages happen often?" I asked. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, not very often, not at all," she said. "But it's all right, your Floyd | father is prepared for everything." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "ask woman about father" | |
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ask floyd about father" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK FLOYD ABOUT FATHER Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "floyd". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl asks, "will 'talk to woman' give us the topic list again?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "call for help" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > CALL FOR HELP Floyd | Floyd | The landline was dead. Not even a dial tone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ask woman about father" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WOMAN ABOUT FATHER Floyd | Floyd | "I'm sorry, did you say my "father"?" Floyd | Floyd | "Don't worry, your father will know what to do," she just said. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of Lucea), "You know you can recap the game by @recap toyshop, right?" | |
| Lucea says, "yeah" | ||
| Taleslinger asks (of nitku), "Is there a way to get the relevant topics?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Cool" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Back upstairs?" | ||
| Lucea says, "my recap only goes back 60 lines or so though" | ||
| Binder says, "Sure, back to dear old dad" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Upstairs Hallway Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Upstairs Hallway Floyd | I was back upstairs, and the door leading inside the study was right Floyd | in front of me. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Oh. Want me to post it?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | Bookshelves lined the walls, full of books that had titles in Floyd | languages I didn't recognize. Behind a mahogany writing desk, filled Floyd | with books, papers and parchments, sat an old man, frevently writing Floyd | on a notepad or looking up something from the books. Floyd | A curious machine was embedded in one of the walls. Floyd | Heavy curtains covered the windows. Floyd | The old man was sitting behind the desk, scribbling on a notepad. Floyd | Floyd | "It's you," he said as he noticed me. "Now who did you say you were Floyd | again? You must excuse me, I'm very busy with the experiment.'" Floyd | Floyd | (I could ask him about the woman, Elizabeth, or the experiment; or Floyd | tell him about the generator, myself, or the storm.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "it's ok, but thanks" | |
| Nitku says, "sorry, the only way to get the topics is to scroll back up" | ||
| Nitku says, "(there aren't any new ones)" | ||
| Binder says, "aha, his door was locked by lack of electricity" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > X MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | The machine was a jumbled mess of wood, iron, leather and brass. Pipes Floyd | and wires were strewn across the contraption, connected to meters that Floyd | didn't say anything meaningful. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Well, at least HE knows we're not Elizabeth." | |
| Limax exclaims, "It's a machine. It's going to take over the world!" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Binder), "heh" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask him about the woman" | ||
Floyd ] Study | DavidW says, "maybe it's a time machine" | |
Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HIM ABOUT THE WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | "Why is the woman downstairs insisting that I'm Elizabeth? Who is she Floyd | anyway?" Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly he looked very melancholic. "Oh, Elizabeth... She was our Floyd | daughter. She died too young, and my wife has been... ill ever since." Floyd | He pauses to wipe his eye with a handkerchief. "But when we moved to Floyd | this house and when I discovered this library, there's hope! We will Floyd | soon be together again!" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, ".........." | |
| Limax says, "Oh gosh..." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "NO." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Aw, that sounds nice. We should help them reunite." | ||
| Limax says, "Ha ha" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kill father" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > KILL FATHER Floyd | Floyd | Venting your frustrations on the old man wouldn't have accomplished Floyd | much. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Tale), "heehee" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask him about machine" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HIM ABOUT MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | "Uh... what exactly are you doing here?" I asked carefully. There was Floyd | obviously something not quite right here. Floyd | Floyd | "This, my lady, is how I will bring back my dear Elizabeth!" His eyes Floyd | gleamed with crazy. "I found these books, and the incantations..." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says (to Tale), "It won't let me!" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "ask him about elizabeth" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HIM ABOUT ELIZABETH Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | "I think your wife needs professional help," I said. Floyd | Floyd | "Help? She needs Elizabeth back!" he exclaimed. "I'm so close... so Floyd | close..." Floyd | Floyd | > | says (to Floyd), "SWING MOOD" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask him about phone" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HIM ABOUT PHONE Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | Which exactly do you mean, the cell phone or using the phone? Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says (to ggg), "Ha ha ha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask man about using the phone" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT USING THE PHONE Floyd | Floyd | The old man didn't seem to know anything about that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "I think I know what's going to happen" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "tell him about the generator" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL HIM ABOUT THE GENERATOR Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | "I managed to turn on the generator." Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, I noticed. Thank you," he replied. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "tell him about myself" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL HIM ABOUT MYSELF Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | "I'm here only by chance," I explained. "My car got stuck in the Floyd | mud.." Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, yes," he interrupted. "As long as you don't bother my Floyd | experiment, I don't really care." Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "He's not related to a certain family it Austria (Germany?) is he?" | |
| Binder says (to Floyd), "ask man for gratuity" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK MAN FOR GRATUITY Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "gratuity". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "tell him about storm" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL HIM ABOUT STORM Floyd | Floyd | (assuming you meant the old man) Floyd | "There's a huge storm outside! It... doesn't feel natural," I said. Floyd | Floyd | "I have no time for small talk about the weather young lady," he Floyd | replied. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says (to Limax), "Eeeee." | |
| Taleslinger says (to limax), "AUSTRIA" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bother experiment" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > BOTHER EXPERIMENT Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "bother". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about books" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT BOOKS Floyd | Floyd | The old man didn't seem to know anything about that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says (to Taleslinger), "Thanks" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about experiment" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT EXPERIMENT Floyd | Floyd | "Uh... what exactly are you doing here?" I asked carefully. There was Floyd | obviously something not quite right here. Floyd | Floyd | "This, my lady, is how I will bring back my dear Elizabeth!" His eyes Floyd | gleamed with crazy. "I found these books, and the incantations..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break machine" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > BREAK MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | Venting your frustrations on the contraption wouldn't have Floyd | accomplished much. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "We germans would never imprison people agains- so, we're in the cellar, right?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x curtains" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > X CURTAINS Floyd | Floyd | The curtains were heavy and thick, blocking all light. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open curtains" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN CURTAINS Floyd | Floyd | I opened the heavy satin curtains and saw that they were covering not Floyd | a window but glass doors to a balcony. Behind the doors was a view Floyd | that on any other day would have been a magnificent sight. Only now I Floyd | realised that the house was on a high hill that overlooked London Floyd | which, at the moment, was in the midst of what seemed like a Floyd | hurricane. Floyd | Floyd | Entire city blocks were on fire. There were no lights on in the city, Floyd | only lightning and the fires revealed the horrifying scene. Floyd | Floyd | The clouds above the city were moving in disturbing patterns. Floyd | Something was out there, about to emerge form the darkness. Floyd | Floyd | (I could tell the old man about London.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Ha ha" | |
| Allen says, "hurricanes don't strike london!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yikes." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "tell man about london" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > TELL MAN ABOUT LONDON Floyd | Floyd | "Look at what's happening to the city! Curse your damned experiments!" Floyd | Floyd | He raised his head to view the scene. He looked at London in disbelief Floyd | and he seemed to experience a brief moment of sanity. Floyd | Floyd | "No... It's impossible! Did I write the wrong glyphs... or was the Floyd | voltage too high? Or..." Floyd | Floyd | "What's happening here? What is this storm?" Floyd | Floyd | "I... all I wanted was to bring Elizabeth back... You mustn't judge Floyd | me! Something has went terribly wrong," he cried. Floyd | Floyd | He rummaged through a box next to the apparatus and pulled out a small Floyd | axe. "We must end this now! Here, take this hatchet and climb to the Floyd | roof. I've set up an antenna there that broadcasts the subspatial Floyd | messages. I can't stop it from here, you must cut down the antenna to Floyd | make this right." Floyd | Floyd | "What? I don't..." I tried to protest, but he shoved the hatchet to Floyd | me. "Go! Now!" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "interesting" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "That escalated quickly." | ||
| Limax says, "I look away for two seconds..." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hatchet" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > X HATCHET Floyd | Floyd | The axe was small and slightly rusty, with ornate carvings in the Floyd | blade. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Here, you're barefoot and in a dress! Quick, climb!" | |
| Binder says, "We mustn't judge him, he was only tampering with reality" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x carvings" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > X CARVINGS Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "carvings". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "what an uncharacteristically reasonable response" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "read books" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > READ BOOKS Floyd | Floyd | I couldn't do that with desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Elizabeth... Lizzie.." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit machine with hatchet" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > HIT MACHINE WITH HATCHET Floyd | Floyd | Venting your frustrations on the contraption wouldn't have Floyd | accomplished much. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Maybe it's an American family" | |
| Roger says, "Ontario will never be the same." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | Bookshelves lined the walls, full of books that had titles in Floyd | languages I didn't recognize. Behind a mahogany writing desk, filled Floyd | with books, papers and parchments, sat an old man, frevently writing Floyd | on a notepad or looking up something from the books. Floyd | A curious machine was embedded in one of the walls. Floyd | A view of London is visible through the balcony door. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Lies." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | I couldn't do that with balcony doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smash window" | ||
Floyd ] Study Floyd | > Floyd | > SMASH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | I didn't see that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Balcony Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Balcony Floyd | The balcony was made of white marble. Rain fell on it from the roof Floyd | like from a waterfall. Floyd | An iron ladder led up to the roof. Floyd | Floyd | Soon after closing the balcony doors behind me I heard a bang from Floyd | inside the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Geez" | |
| Lucea says, "I'm sure it's nothing" | ||
| Binder says, "An iron ladder, in the rain, during a lightning storm." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd | > SAVESaved. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "He fell down" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Huh. Ok." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I would like to stand on the roof, barefoot in a rainstorm, holding a rod with a piece of metal on the end." | ||
| Limax says, "And we're barefoot" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dance in the rain" | ||
Floyd ] Balcony Floyd | > Floyd | > DANCE IN THE RAIN Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "dance". Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Listen to the falling rain" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Balcony Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | I looked in through the balcony doors and saw the old man lying on the Floyd | floor, with a revolver in his hand. He had taken his own life. Floyd | Floyd | I couldn't bring myself into returning inside the house. I had to stop Floyd | this madness. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, ">fiddle while london burns" | |
| Jearl says, "jeesh" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Fwiw, 'his eyes gleamed with crazy' is a great phrase." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "heh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take revolver" | ||
Floyd ] Balcony Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE REVOLVER Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "revolver". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get gun" | ||
Floyd ] Balcony Floyd | > Floyd | > GET GUN Floyd | Floyd | I don't need to use the word "gun". Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Take pistol" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Fine. We'll do what he wants." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Roof Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Roof Floyd | I climbed past the gutter and saw what must have been the antenna, a Floyd | gnarled wooden staff, on top of the roof's ridge. The rain was pouring Floyd | down in torrents and staying on the steps took all my effort. Floyd | Floyd | Clambering up to the antenna I glanced behind me and saw horrifying a Floyd | dark mass was emerging from the storm clouds over London; it was Floyd | larger than the city itself, and revealed more of itself every second Floyd | as it descended from the skies. Even the light from lightning would Floyd | not penetrate the total blackness of its form. Only its grotesque Floyd | shape could be seen as a silhouette against the dark sky. Floyd | Floyd | An overwhelming sense of dread and despair overcame me. I screamed, Floyd | screamed until my lungs were empty of air. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "To the roof!" | |
| Limax says, "Annie, get your un" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Golly. He offed himself?" | ||
| Limax says, "gun" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scream" | ||
Floyd ] Roof
Floyd | >
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| Lucea says (to floyd), "scream" | ||
Floyd | > SCREAM Floyd | Floyd | And I did scream. I screamed my mind empty of thoughts that once were Floyd | human but now claimed by the Devourer, the Destroyer, the god of Floyd | Despair. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** THE END *** Floyd | Floyd | The game has ended. Do you want to (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE a saved game, Floyd | (U)NDO your last turn, or (Q)UIT? Floyd | (U)NDO your last turn, or (Q)UIT? Floyd | > SCREAM Floyd | Floyd | Enter (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE, (U)NDO, or (Q)UIT: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Roof Floyd | Enter (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE, (U)NDO, or (Q)UIT: Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Roof Floyd | I gazed upon the beast and visions of cities long dead filled my Floyd | mind. Strange imagery surrounded me and terrifying creatures passed by Floyd | unaware of my presence. Floyd | Floyd | The vision faded away and was replaced by the monstrous being, Floyd | revealing its horrifying face. As it devoured London, it devoured my Floyd | sanity, and for a fleeting moment I wished for death before dementia Floyd | claimed its victim. Floyd | cheaphe quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | Limax says, "Oh no... empty lungs" | |
| Lucea says, "oops" | ||
| Jearl says, "it's the Songbird" | ||
| Roger says, "Thanks Galactus" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "........ Whoops." | ||
| Allen asks, "this is one of Gunther's favorite bands, right?" | ||
| Limax says, "I thought it was a Kaiju" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
| Floyd says (to Taleslinger), "Floyd doesn't know that trick." | Nitku says, "Ok, I think UNDO is broken. You need to load the save game." | |
| Binder says, "The Devourer quit Floyd" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "How does one reload again?" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "it ... yeah, what Binder said." | ||
| DavidW says, "restart the game. then restore." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7storm" | ||
Floyd ] Mansion Courtyard Floyd | I was driving home when the storm front hit me. I have never seen such Floyd | rainfall. I could barely see the headlights, and only flashes of Floyd | lightning gave me brief glimpses of the road ahead so I could prevent Floyd | the car from swerving off the road. Floyd | Floyd | The GPS lost the signal and at some point I must have taken a wrong Floyd | turn, for I was soon in an unpaved road I wasn't familiar with. The Floyd | tires skid on the dirt that was quickly turning into deeper and deeper Floyd | mud, and I knew stopping now would most likely mean getting hopelessly Floyd | stuck. Floyd | Floyd | The road ended in the yard of a large and old house. I was trying to Floyd | turn the car around when it stopped in a puddle in the middle of the Floyd | driveway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Storm Over London Floyd | An interactive story by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 (2014-01-05) Floyd | Hugo v3.1 / Library 31031 Floyd | Type HOWTO for instructions, ABOUT for more information or CREDITS Floyd | for full credits. Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Courtyard, in the car Floyd | The mansion was old, built perhaps in the 19th century. It seemed to Floyd | be relatively well-kept, not counting a few missing roof tiles, rusty Floyd | rain gutters about to fall apart and the need for a new layer of Floyd | paint. Floyd | Floyd | The GPS was still offline and the car was stuck in the muddy driveway. Floyd | Floyd | The front entrance was near, right outside the car. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "It's the end of the Hugo as we know it..." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | Jacqueline asks, "Um, was it CF1?" | |
| Taleslinger says, "3" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||
Floyd ] Balcony Floyd | > RESTORERestored. Floyd | Floyd | Balcony Floyd | The balcony was made of white marble. Rain fell on it from the roof Floyd | like from a waterfall. Floyd | An iron ladder led up to the roof. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "So, up, then hack the antenna?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Roof Floyd | > Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Roof Floyd | I climbed past the gutter and saw what must have been the antenna, a Floyd | gnarled wooden staff, on top of the roof's ridge. The rain was pouring Floyd | down in torrents and staying on the steps took all my effort. Floyd | Floyd | Clambering up to the antenna I glanced behind me and saw horrifying a Floyd | dark mass was emerging from the storm clouds over London; it was Floyd | larger than the city itself, and revealed more of itself every second Floyd | as it descended from the skies. Even the light from lightning would Floyd | not penetrate the total blackness of its form. Only its grotesque Floyd | shape could be seen as a silhouette against the dark sky. Floyd | Floyd | An overwhelming sense of dread and despair overcame me. I screamed, Floyd | screamed until my lungs were empty of air. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "(it's because I was lazy and rigged LOOK to give a different response after viewing the room description the second time, and UNDO seems to trigger the description)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit antenna" | ||
Floyd ] Roof Floyd | > Floyd | > HIT ANTENNA Floyd | Floyd | I struck the antenna with the axe once, twice, three times. It broke Floyd | and fell down the roof, but it was naive to think it would have had Floyd | any effect. Was it even the old man who had summoned the Devourer into Floyd | this world? Floyd | Floyd | It mattered not: the damage was done, and nothing could stop the Floyd | inevitable. I laughed at the foolishness of my efforts, I laughed when Floyd | the rain swept me off the roof and into the merciful hands of Death. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** THE END *** Floyd | Floyd | The game has ended. Do you want to (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE a saved game, Floyd | (U)NDO your last turn, or (Q)UIT? | DavidW says, "yes, let's not fiddle this time." | |
| Taleslinger asks, "Hm...Anything we could've done differently?" | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "So, um, everything is hopeless. HAPPY NEW YEAR!" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "We tried attacking the machine, didn't we?" | ||
| Jearl says, "yeah" | ||
| Jearl says, "we can't get back into the house once the endgame starts" | ||
| DavidW says, "I can't think of any options we missed. The game tried to restrict our movement quite a bit." | ||
| Jearl says, "well, unless we just have to try multiple times" | ||
| Allen says (to DavidW), "it's like we were mere puppets all along" | ||
| Nitku exclaims, "If you think you can stop an elder god from doing whatever the hell it wants, good luck!" | ||
| Limax says, "Meat puppets" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Heh" | ||
| Nitku says, "(in other words, there are no better endings than that)" | ||
| Thurnley arrives, full of fun and funk. | Roger says, "I was thinking we could take the ladder and replace it and climb down to ground, but perhaps not." | |
| Taleslinger says, "People who write no clear winning endings in their horror games PISS ME OFF" | ||
| DavidW says, "I was kinda hoping that the machine was a time machine and we could save Elizabeth somehow." | ||
| Roger says (to Taleslinger), "It was all just a dream! Whew." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It's a good ending. Daddy was reconnected with Elizabeth." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Wait. I thought your antagonistic relationship with with Ellison, not Nitku." | ||
| * Thurnley has joined the channel. | ||
| Jacqueline says (to ggg), "Good point." | ||
| Roger says, "There's actually some interesting gender stuff in this game, but maybe I'll leave that conversation until later." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "It could just be that the world has gone to shit. I mean, *maybe* that guy conjured something, but it's probably just coincidence." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Oh, you missed that thing were someone complained that the Lighthouse has no winning ending" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Anyhoo, I thought this was a nice little game" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "That, or Elizabeth is the Devourer." | ||
| Allen asks, "who wrote this one?" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Oh. hee" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Allen), "Nitku" | ||
| Thurnley says, "Hi! Matt Weiner here." | Jacqueline exclaims, "I thought this was suitably creepy. Thanks, Nitku!" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Hey Matt, glad you could make it." | Roger says, "Yeah it accomplished what it set out to do." | |
| Nitku says, "thanks for playing" | ||
| Binder says (to Nitku), "Yeah, thanks for some nicely creepy atmosphere." | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Thanks, Nitku!" | ||
| Roger says, "would play longer version" | ||
| Lucea says, "yay" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "So... next up..." | ||
| Thurnley says, "Hi! Matt Weiner here." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Was this in any way based on your recently acquired driver's license?" | ||
| DavidW says, "hi Matt" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, hi, Matt." | ||
| Thurnley asks, "A game just finished?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "We were just about to play another game." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Maybe we should play yours." | ||
| DavidW says, "yes, we just finished Nitku's game" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7faithfulcompanion" | ||
Floyd | (U)NDO your last turn, or (Q)UIT?
Floyd | > LOAD SLEEPMASK NYS7FAITHFULCOMPANION
Floyd |
Floyd | Enter (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE, (U)NDO, or (Q)UIT:
| ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q" | ||
Floyd | Enter (R)ESTART, R(E)STORE, (U)NDO, or (Q)UIT:
Floyd | > Q
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Thanks for playing!
Floyd | cheaphe quit with exit status: 0
| ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7faithfulcompanion" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Haunted?" Floyd | Floyd | The caretaker grimaces. "A year since you visited, you say? Some Floyd | hooligans smashed the mausoleum up a month back. Since then, well, I'm Floyd | the only one who'll go near it. And I don't care to stay long. See for Floyd | yourself if you like, and I'll collect you in the morning." Floyd | Floyd | Poor Thurnley. No rest even in the tomb. Floyd | Floyd | Faithful Companion Floyd | A Ghost Story by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 131231 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Type ABOUT for more information about this game. Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "Cool. Actually good timing for me to join." | |
| Lucea says (to floyd), "contemplate mortality" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 1 Floyd | Floyd | > CONTEMPLATE MORTALITY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 1 Floyd | Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder mutters. | |
| Thurnley says, "Aaand this is mine so I'll fade into the background." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 2 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 3 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | Older than you once were. Floyd | Floyd | > | Allen asks, "who is Weiner?" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "contemplate mortality" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 3 Floyd | Floyd | > CONTEMPLATE MORTALITY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea says (to FLOYD), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | You feel a chill. There is no wind, but the leaves fly up from the Floyd | bench and twirl in the air. Somehow they describe a faintly human Floyd | shape. Floyd | Floyd | There was a key under the leaves on the bench. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl as if the ghost is looking at something it is Floyd | carrying. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "whoa what" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Binder), "You are truly the new Jota when it comes to dancing in interactive fiction games." | ||
| Allen says, "oh, this person" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "count leaves" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > COUNT LEAVES Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get key" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 5 Floyd | Floyd | > GET KEY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward yourself as if the form within them is peering Floyd | at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ghost" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > X GHOST Floyd | Floyd | Leaves whirl and flutter without falling, around a disturbance in the Floyd | air that takes a vaguely human shape. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost looks around. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Should we sit and chat?" | |
| Lucea says, "sure" | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "talk to ghost" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "talk to ghost" | ||
Floyd | > TALK TO GHOST Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO GHOST Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ask ghost about key" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK GHOST ABOUT KEY Floyd | Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as though to take it from you. As Floyd | they brush your hand, you fall to the floor in a dead faint. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The caretaker finds you in the morning *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | Lucea says, "whoa" | |
| Thurnley says, "There's another ending." | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the ghost here. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as though to take it from you. As Floyd | they brush your hand, you fall to the floor in a dead faint. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The caretaker finds you in the morning *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | Lucea says, "something tells me we may need a multi-undo" | |
| Taleslinger asks, "Restart?" | ||
| DavidW asks, "wait, is this a game I've seen before from ectocomp?" | ||
| Binder says, "That was mentioned, I think." | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I think Tale said it was an update of a game, yeah." | |
| Lucea says (to floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says (to DavidW), "Yes, this is the post-comp version." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "inside" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 6 Floyd | Floyd | > INSIDE Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the marble door) Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as though to take it from you. As Floyd | they brush your hand, you fall to the floor in a dead faint. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The caretaker finds you in the morning *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "But as you know, The New Year's Speed Minicomp Comp thing HAS NO RULES" | |
| DavidW says, "we never finished the earlier version. The puzzle stumped us." | ||
| Thurnley says (to DavidW), "For anyone who's solved it, the solutions should be the same." | ||
| Lucea says, "ok, taking the key was a bad idea" | ||
| DavidW says, "Not this part, but the next door." | ||
| Lucea says, "it's like fucking super mario bros 2" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Well, we need to take the key quickly" | ||
| Thurnley says (to DavidW), "but hopefully a bit better hinted." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So, restart?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "sURE" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "er, sure" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Haunted?" Floyd | Floyd | The caretaker grimaces. "A year since you visited, you say? Some Floyd | hooligans smashed the mausoleum up a month back. Since then, well, I'm Floyd | the only one who'll go near it. And I don't care to stay long. See for Floyd | yourself if you like, and I'll collect you in the morning." Floyd | Floyd | Poor Thurnley. No rest even in the tomb. Floyd | Floyd | Faithful Companion Floyd | A Ghost Story by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 131231 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Type ABOUT for more information about this game. Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Taking the key is okay, but there's ... well, I shouldn't spoil." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "take key" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 1 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE KEY Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can see. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look under leaves" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 2 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER LEAVES Floyd | Floyd | An iron key is under the leaves. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea) DavidW says, " A GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get key" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 3 Floyd | Floyd | > GET KEY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | You feel a chill. There is no wind, but the leaves fly up from the Floyd | bench and twirl in the air. Somehow they describe a faintly human Floyd | shape. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "unlock door with key" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY Floyd | Floyd | You unlock the marble door. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl as if looking under the bench. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "Had to go pick up a son... Is this the same game?" | |
| Taleslinger asks, "Hm, do we look under the bench or go inside?" | ||
| Binder says, "It's not the creepy daughter game" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "New game, new sort of creepy." | ||
| Binder says, "It's the hooligan mausoleum game" | ||
| Limax says, "I didn't realize today was creepyfloyd" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Hooligan Mauselum Is my new Ska/Death Metal band" | ||
| Binder says (to Taleslinger), "ha ha" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Hm, do we look under the bench or go inside?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x leaves" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > X LEAVES Floyd | Floyd | Leaves whirl and flutter without falling, around a disturbance in the Floyd | air that takes a vaguely human shape. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as though to take it from you. As Floyd | they brush your hand, you fall to the floor in a dead faint. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The caretaker finds you in the morning *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Tale), "yay" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look under bench" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BENCH Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as though to take it from you. As Floyd | they brush your hand, you fall to the floor in a dead faint. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The caretaker finds you in the morning *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | says (to Floyd), "CALL GHOSTBUSTERS" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 4 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "inside" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 5 Floyd | Floyd | > INSIDE Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the marble door) Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "So, we need a driver, I'd wager" | |
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x key" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 6 Floyd | Floyd | > X KEY Floyd | Floyd | A heavy iron key that seems to fit the lock of the crypt's marble Floyd | door. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "You do what a driver, yes." | |
| Lucea says, "so we need three more keys" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open latches" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 7 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN LATCHES Floyd | Floyd | You must specify a single latch. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl in from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 8 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as if the form within them is Floyd | peering at it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "also I guess it's time -- ha" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe we should have closed the door?" | ||
| Jearl asks, "maybe just drop the key?" | ||
| Lucea says, "maybe he'll leave us alone if we get rid of the key" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "The question is, are we trying to lock it in, or out?" | ||
| josinalvo says, "go out. He might follow" | DavidW says, "Doors don't usually stop ghosts." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Jearl), "That's what I was thinking." | ||
| Lucea says, "it worked for mario" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Good thinking!" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "drop keys" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 8 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP KEYS Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can see. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "drop key" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 9 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP KEY Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl through the motions of opening the latches. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "or not" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open copper" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 10 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN COPPER Floyd | Floyd | You push the copper latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the bronze latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Naughty ghost." | |
| Jearl says, "well it's not groping at us anymore" | ||
| Lucea says, "ghost you are a dick" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "That'S enough innuendo about the ghost, thanks, Lady." | ||
| maga arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | Lucea says, "did we ever pick a driver" | |
| Limax asks, "Do we have a pottery wheel?" | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm waiting for the penny to fall so we can get on with it." | ||
| Limax asks, "Stay puft?" | ||
| Taleslinger puffs himself up. | ||
| Lucea says, "anyone opposed to re-opening the latch" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Nope" | ||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "open bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 11 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl through the motions of dropping the iron key. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Let's see what evil we can unleash" | |
| Lucea says, "wait" | ||
| Lucea says, "the ghost is copying us" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "What are we even trying to do?" | ||
| Limax says, "Do the hokey pokey" | ||
| Lucea says, "I think I know what we have to do, vaguely" | ||
| Lucea says, "we need to trick the ghost into screwing itself up by copying us. somehow. (here is where 'vaguely' comes in)" | ||
| DavidW says, "We have to open all three latches so this second door can be opened." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "I for one am just majoly confused" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Talesling), "Eet ees okay, ma jolie." | ||
| Lucea says, "maybe the ghost IS US" | ||
| DavidW says, "The ghost is indeed copying all our actions with a 3 turn delay, iirc." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to lucea), "That would be a transparent twist" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "(Transparent, get it? Nevermind)." | ||
| Lucea says, "I was looking for the bad pun tally" | ||
| FloatingInfo says, "2 turn delay" | ||
| Limax says, "It's a tarp" | ||
| Roger says, "no john it is you who is the ghost" | ||
| Limax asks, "The ghost is in the john?" | ||
| Thurnley says (to Roger), "no zombies in this game I promise" | ||
| Limax says, "Oh... no zombies... must be sparkly vampires, then" | ||
| Jearl says, "awesome, I want to haunt the shit out of this place" | ||
| Limax says (to Jearl), "Hee hee" | ||
| Lucea) Thurnley says, "but for the GHOSTS of zombies..." | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "close bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 12 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the copper latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "let's find that caretaker!" | |
| Limax asks, "Is he the guy in the rubber mask?" | ||
| Jearl says, "(jk)" | ||
| Lucea says, "I don't think he's here yet" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So I guess we need a specific sequence?" | ||
| Lucea says, "when we died it said the caretaker didn't find us until morning" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "CLose one, open one, close one or something" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 13 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "It's one turn behind us fiddling with what we just fiddled with?" | |
| Taleslinger asks, "And if we opened something, it closes it?" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 14 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the bronze latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "two turns" | |
| Taleslinger says, "(I'm really shoddy at this kind of puzzle)" | ||
| Lucea says, "is this some kind of lights out puzzle" | ||
| Limax asks, "Is our name Simon?" | ||
| Thurnley says, "The caretaker is actually a she." | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "touch bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 15 Floyd | Floyd | > TOUCH BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "Simoness?" | |
| Thurnley says, "This has no impact on anything. I think it pronouns her if you examine some scenery." | ||
| Taleslinger asks (of Thurnley), "But has she always been the Caretaker?" | ||
| Thurnley says (to Taleslinger), "Eh, she's just doing her job, I guess." | ||
| Limax asks, "What happened to the old caretaker?" | ||
| Thurnley says (to Taleslinger), "I haven't worked out that much backstory." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So, does anyone have a clue how to tackle this puzzle?" | ||
| Limax says (to Taleslinger), "You have your homework assignemnt" | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims (at Thurnley), "That was your chance to make something up!" | ||
| Limax asks, "What are we trying to accomplish?" | ||
| Binder says, "Not dying" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "I think open them all" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I think we're supposed to get inside." | ||
| Limax asks, "So we open and close each one and then wait, right?" | ||
| Thurnley asks (of Jacqueline), "The caretaker's just this person, you know?" | ||
| Thurnley says (to Jacqueline), "She woudl basically just like to be able to sweep around graves and stuff without dealing with ghosts." | ||
| Limax asks, "What about the old guy who lives in the tree?" | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | Taleslinger says, "That should work" | |
Floyd ] Reliquary 16 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an iron key and the ghost here. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 17 Floyd | Floyd | > X BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | This latch is designed so that merely pushing it will open it, and Floyd | pushing it again in the same way will close it again. It is currently Floyd | open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the bronze latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says (to Jacqueline), "The PC is not the caretaker but an old friend or something of Thurnley's." | |
| Nitku says, "ok so if you open and close one, and then open the rest, each three should be open right before it closes the first" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to nitku), "Go get'em, Tiger" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 18 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost looks around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "close bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 19 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the bronze latch as if the form within them is Floyd | peering at it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I never found out how to solve this puzzle. I hoped that we could somehow trick the ghost into being in the wrong room as a crucial point, but that didn't happen." | |
| Thurnley says (to Jacqueline), "Perhaps Thurnley's... FAITHFUL COMPANION." | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open steek" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 19 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN STEEK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can see. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open steel" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 20 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN STEEL Floyd | Floyd | You push the steel latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Now I'm hungry" | |
| Lucea says, "go go go" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open copper" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 21 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN COPPER Floyd | Floyd | You push the copper latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the bronze latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "oh" | |
| Binder says, "d'oh" | ||
| Limax says, "Off by one" | ||
| Roger says, "THANKS GHOST" | ||
| Nitku says, "aww we need one more turn to open the door" | ||
| Lucea says, "the idea is sound though" | ||
| Limax says, "Let's see..." | ||
| Lucea asks, "maybe just do arbitrary shit to pad the timer enough?" | ||
| Lucea says, "preferably arbitrary shit that is funny if done by a ghost" | ||
| Jearl says, "it'll wait if we wait" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "I was thinking maybe wait somewhere in between?" | ||
| Limax says, "When we open, it closes... when we close, it opens" | ||
| DavidW says, "um, try going east." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 22 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | From here, you can go inside and outside. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the steel latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "but making it caper for our amusement, also good" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "inside" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 23 Floyd | Floyd | > INSIDE Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the granite door) Floyd | The granite door won't open when the bronze latch and the steel latch Floyd | are closed. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the copper latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 24 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl through the motions of going east. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "ok another idea, open one, wait one turn, then close it. The ghost should then immediately open it and we have two turns to open the rest" | |
| Taleslinger says (to nitku), "Go get'em, Tiger" | ||
| DavidW says, "drat. I was hoping the ghost would actually go east." | ||
| Nitku says, "wait, it wouldn't work" | ||
| Limax says, "C: O; C: C; (G)C:O..." | ||
| Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| Zach gets bored and wanders off to the Toyshop. | ||
| Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open copper" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 25 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN COPPER Floyd | Floyd | You push the copper latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl against the handle of the granite door, but the door Floyd | does not budge. Floyd | Then the leaves batter faintly against the granite door. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Heyo" | |
| Thurnley says, "ooh, spacing error" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Psst, nitku is trying an important puzzle" | ||
| Limax says, "C: O; C: C; (G)C:O B:O; (G)C:C S:O" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 26 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "close copper" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 27 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE COPPER Floyd | Floyd | You push the copper latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the copper latch open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open steel" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 28 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN STEEL Floyd | Floyd | You push the steel latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 29 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the copper latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku asks, "can we lock it outside?" | |
| DavidW says, "hm. Maybe." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Wait, why did it push the copper latch?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "oh, I see" | ||
| Nitku says, "because I fiddled with it two turns ago" | ||
| DavidW says, "either open or close translates to a push wrt latches." | ||
| Limax says, "C: O; S: O; (G)C:C B:O; (G)S:C B:C; (G)B:O; S:O..." | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get key" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 30 Floyd | Floyd | > GET KEY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost pushes the steel latch closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 31 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 32 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 33 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl in from the inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 34 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "close door" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 35 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR Floyd | Floyd | (the marble door) Floyd | You close the marble door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "lock door" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 36 Floyd | Floyd | > LOCK DOOR Floyd | Floyd | (the marble door) Floyd | You lock the marble door. Floyd | Floyd | A faint scratching comes from the other side of the marble door. The Floyd | handle of the marble door turns, but the door does not open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "hooray" | |
| DavidW asks, "ah. So that worked?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "yay" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Good work!" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open bronze" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 37 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BRONZE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bronze latch open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open steel" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 38 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN STEEL Floyd | Floyd | You push the steel latch open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open copper" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 39 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN COPPER Floyd | Floyd | You push the copper latch open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Aha" | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open granite door" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 40 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN GRANITE DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You open the granite door. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf. I suggested that ages ago." | |
| Taleslinger says, "That you did." | ||
| Thurnley says, "a lot of my post-comp work went into writing messages for the doors so you could tell the ghost had to open them." | ||
| Nitku says, "aww, you should've tried it" | ||
| Limax says (to ggg), "I'm sorry... I didn't see that" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 41 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Crypt Floyd | The sconces on the walls have been smashed, and the coffin gapes open Floyd | in the middle of the crypt. Floyd | Floyd | The granite door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | The coffin's heavy leaden lid lies on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "Having NPCs deal with doors turns out to be a giant pain." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Heh. I'll bet." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Crypt 41 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look in coffin" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 42 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN COFFIN Floyd | Floyd | In the coffin are some bones. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x bones" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 43 Floyd | Floyd | > X BONES Floyd | Floyd | Poor things.... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "eat bones" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 44 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT BONES Floyd | Floyd | There is nothing to eat here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bones" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 45 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BONES Floyd | Floyd | They are where they belong. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lid" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 46 Floyd | Floyd | > X LID Floyd | Floyd | Made of solid lead, this lid looks to heavy to lift by yourself. But Floyd | who would dare accompany you here? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter coffin" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 47 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER COFFIN Floyd | Floyd | You climb in to lie among Thurnley's bones. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Rattle them bones" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 48 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | You climb back out of the coffin, careful to disturb the bones no Floyd | further. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "By default in I7 any NPC can open any door you can see, even if the NPC is halfway across the map." | |
| DavidW asks, "uh, do we need the ghost to help us lift the lid?" | ||
| Jearl asks, "eeee... are we supposed to shut ourselves in there with him?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sconces" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 49 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCONCES Floyd | Floyd | They're for the caretaker to deal with. Perhaps she can clean up the Floyd | tomb, if you can lay poor Thurnley to rest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says (to Thurnley), "That's annoying" | |
| Thurnley says (to Limax), "Yeah, I think that bug led me to staying up late one night. Fortunately I didn't hit it while I was working under Ectocomp's three-hour limit." | ||
| maga disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | Limax says, "Cool" | |
| Thurnley says (to Limax), "Something about how Inform handles floating objects." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "But if we have opened the door, he won't close it" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "One hopes!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Shall we go let him in?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "I mean, close inner door, wait, then open outer door" | ||
| zarf says, "Yeah, doors handled as sort-of-backdrops and their touchability is screwed up for NPCs" | ||
| DavidW says, "I think we need the ghost again." | ||
| Nitku says, "I think the inner door stays open so we don't need to mess with the latches anymore" | ||
| DavidW says, "yeah. Leave the inner door alone." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Presumably the door will remain unlatched even closed? And if we don't touch the latches, neither will the ghost. But yeah. Either way." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 50 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "I mean just go through it and don't touch it and the ghost won't either" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "........" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 49 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crypt Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Crypt 49 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Was the door actually relocked, or is that a description bug?" | |
| Zach says, "I think I remember playing this game." | ||
| Limax says, "I thought someone locked the door" | ||
| Thurnley says (to genericgeekgirl), "Whoops." | ||
| Nitku says (to Limax), "the outer door" | ||
| DavidW says (to Zach), "A earlier version was in Ectocomp." | ||
| Limax says (to Nitku), "Oh whoops... wong one" | ||
| Zach says, "Aha" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 50 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 51 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Crypt Floyd | The sconces on the walls have been smashed, and the coffin gapes open Floyd | in the middle of the crypt. Floyd | Floyd | The granite door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | The coffin's heavy leaden lid lies on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whew." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "The latter." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, so we should go let the ghost back in." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Oh dear" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Ilaw" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 52 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open marble" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 53 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN MARBLE Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | A faint scratching comes from the other side of the marble door. The Floyd | handle of the marble door turns, but the door does not open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "unlock marble" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 54 Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK MARBLE Floyd | Floyd | You unlock the marble door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open marble" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 55 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN MARBLE Floyd | Floyd | You open the marble door. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Who's driving?" | |
| Taleslinger says, "I guess we wait" | ||
| Limax says, "ggg it appears" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Probably need to go out and come back in to get him to follow?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Yeah" | ||
| DavidW says, "sorry, I lagged badly there." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ahhh. All the pressure." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 55 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the ghost here. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl toward the iron key as though to take it from you. As Floyd | they brush your hand, you fall to the floor in a dead faint. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The caretaker finds you in the morning *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 55 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop key" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 56 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP KEY Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 57 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | Visitors used to sit on the bench here to contemplate their mortality. Floyd | Apparently the reminders of their mortality have become all too great. Floyd | A marble door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the ghost here. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl through the motions of opening the marble door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Reliquary 58 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reliquary Floyd | When you were here last, jeweled crosses and marble statues adorned Floyd | this room. Only fragments remain. Floyd | Floyd | A granite door leads inside. It seems to be held shut by three latches Floyd | of unusual design, bronze, steel, and copper. Floyd | Floyd | The marble door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an iron key here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 59 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Crypt Floyd | The sconces on the walls have been smashed, and the coffin gapes open Floyd | in the middle of the crypt. Floyd | Floyd | The granite door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | The coffin's heavy leaden lid lies on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 60 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 61 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl in from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lift lid" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 62 Floyd | Floyd | > LIFT LID Floyd | Floyd | You strain to lift the lid, but you can only raise one edge of it. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 63 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | You strain to lift the lid, but you can only raise one edge of it. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost waits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 64 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | You strain to lift the lid, but you can only raise one edge of it. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost whirls around the other edge of the lid, and almost without Floyd | your willing it the lid rises into the air. Before you realize that Floyd | you have put it down, the lid stands upright on the coffin's hinges. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, get in here." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Woo." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Yay" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Now we close it, I guess?" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "look in coffin" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 65 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN COFFIN Floyd | Floyd | In the coffin are some bones. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost goes through the motions of picking up the lid, but it does Floyd | not budge from its hinges. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I think so..?" | |
| Jearl says, "ah, it's not that we need to interourselves, but lure the ghost in" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "So we get in, get out and shut the lid once it's in?" | ||
| DavidW says, "I don't know. I haven't played this part." | ||
| Jearl says, "that's my guess" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Go ahead, that sounds good" | ||
| Limax says, "Sure" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Crypt 65 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter coffin" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 66 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER COFFIN Floyd | Floyd | You climb in to lie among Thurnley's bones. Floyd | Floyd | The ghost goes through the motions of picking up the lid, but it does Floyd | not budge from its hinges. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "exit coffin" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 67 Floyd | Floyd | > EXIT COFFIN Floyd | Floyd | You get out of the coffin. Floyd | Floyd | Crypt Floyd | The sconces on the walls have been smashed, and the coffin gapes open Floyd | in the middle of the crypt. Floyd | Floyd | The granite door leads back out. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the ghost here. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl around the coffin as if looking for something. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 68 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The leaves swirl into the coffin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "close coffin" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 68 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE COFFIN Floyd | Floyd | You close the coffin. Floyd | Floyd | You hear the leaves swirling in the coffin, then all at once they Floyd | stop. Thurnley can rest again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your faithful companion has been laid to rest *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | Jearl says, "huzzah!" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Yaaay!" | ||
| DavidW says, "woot" | ||
| Limax says, "Fascinating" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to 3g), "food work" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "also, good work" | ||
| Limax says, "Now i'm hungry" | ||
Floyd ] Crypt 68 Floyd | Floyd | > LIST NYE Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl gnaws on some bones. | |
| Limax says, "Mmm... marrow" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > QUIT Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| Lucea is gonna get back baby bad balls to you, love, cretin. | ||
| Lucea has disconnected. | Taleslinger says, "Now everyone need to listen to his : [LINK]" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "list nye" | ||
| Floyd says (to Taleslinger), "Floyd can't find any such games." | DavidW says, "I hope one of the new games is of a more pleasant topic." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "list nys" | ||
| Floyd says (to Taleslinger), "Floyd can't find any such games." | Thurnley exclaims, "Congrats!" | |
| Limax says, "Sounds like we're going somewhere here... Have fun, the rest of you" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "list n" | ||
| Floyd says (to genericgeekgirl), "nautilisia nazimice nbdemo ndrift never newcat newcomer newday newyearswar ng night nightfall ninepts ninetenths ninjasfate nordandbert nostrils notsameals ntts nys7babynewyear nys7dayicameback nys7faithfulcompanion nys7mundanetale nys7storm" | DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "First letter only." | |
| Limax walks slowly out of the room and into the sunset. | genericgeekgirl says (to Tale), "I almost named my game "The Day I Drank Too Much"." | |
| Taleslinger says, "I say, since 3g won that game for us, I say we play hers next" | ||
| genericgeekgirl eep. | ||
| Taleslinger says (to 3g), "yay" | ||
| Thurnley says, "That description bug for the latched door when it was closed is one I'll have fix." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7mundanetale" | ||
Floyd ] Below the Desk 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Oof. Your head. You remember very little about last night, but Floyd | apparently you had an extremely good time at the party. Floyd | Floyd | Judging from how dark the room is, you're guessing it's fairly late in Floyd | the afternoon. But all you want to do is take care of your hangover Floyd | and go home and hide from the world for the rest of the day. Floyd | Floyd | The Mundane Tale of the Morning After Floyd | A tiny anti-adventure by Adri Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140103 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Below the Desk Floyd | This is where you fell asleep after the party, because you were too Floyd | drunk to stumble home. Floyd | Floyd | The rest of the room is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Tale, eh?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Below the Desk 0/2 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You are a tiny ninja dressed in green from head to toe. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "ha" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Below the Desk 0/3 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | Oh! But where are your nunchaku? Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "where-a-doodle!" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Can't go to sleep without our nunchaku!" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/4 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "but ya did, Blanche" | |
| Thurnley asks, "What happens if we try "search me"?" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to thurnley), "Try it." | ||
| says (to floyd), "search me" | ||
| Lucea arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Taleslinger says, "(begin by typing f and then the command)" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Like "f search me"" | ||
| says (to floyd), "f search me" | ||
| Thurnley says, "f search me" | ||
| Thurnley says (to Floyd), "search me" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/5 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH ME Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "OK, four tries to get that right after being explicitly told how to do it." | |
| Thurnley says, "It's a wonder I've ever been able to play any IF." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x bed" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/6 Floyd | Floyd | > X BED Floyd | Floyd | The bed is unmade, as always. The black ninja lives underneath it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "Anyway, it looks like "Search me" has no snarky default response in I7, which is a bit sad." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Haha" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x dresser" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > X DRESSER Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/8 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | You sway unsteadily on your feet in a most un-ninja-like manner. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says (to zach), "Whoops, sorryx" | |
| Roger says, "Another cutting commentary on race relations" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/9 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Far Corner of the Bed Floyd | This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large Floyd | spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The Floyd | rest of the room is southwest. Floyd | Floyd | On the web is a spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Eeeeeek" | |
| Zach says, "It's OK. I really shouldn't be trying to drive on the web proxy client." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "kill spider" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > KILL SPIDER Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x spider" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/11 Floyd | Floyd | > X SPIDER Floyd | Floyd | It's a common house spider. It's not very large, but it looks like it Floyd | won't hesitate to kill you if you bother it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think we need a weapon." | |
| Taleslinger says, "Fire! KILL IT WITH FIRE" | ||
| Zach asks, "Like little fists of fury?" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/12 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "There's a Vine that you really shouldn't see." | |
| Taleslinger says, "I've seen it" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "He's seen it :D" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/13 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh dear" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/14 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You rap loudly on the door to the wardrobe--cringing at the sound--but Floyd | there is no answer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] On the Bookshelf 0/15 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | On the Bookshelf Floyd | You live here. It's a pretty nice place to live, so far as wardrobes Floyd | go. There are, to the best of your knowledge, no secret passages to Floyd | Ninja Narnia. Floyd | Floyd | The rest of the room is north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an id card here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x id card" | ||
Floyd ] On the Bookshelf 0/16 Floyd | Floyd | > X ID CARD Floyd | Floyd | This card bears a photo of your not-so-tiny non-ninja roommate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get card" | ||
Floyd ] On the Bookshelf 0/17 Floyd | Floyd | > GET CARD Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/18 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "This card will be handy for buying more booze." | |
| Taleslinger says, "With the id card we can buy some more booze ... timing" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "So, I'll just explore a bit more" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Behind the Mini Fridge Floyd | The rest of the room is east. Floyd | Floyd | There is no sign of the red ninja. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a piece of cookie here. Floyd | Floyd | Oh. Right. You're pretty sure you made brunch plans with your friends Floyd | today. If you hurry, you may still be able to catch them. But first Floyd | you need to deal with this pounding headache. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get cookie" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/20 Floyd | Floyd | > GET COOKIE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/21 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "I think we haven't been at the mousehole?" | |
| DavidW says, "yeah, visit the hole next." | ||
| DavidW says, "Maybe the yellow ninja is there and can give us a Tylenol." | ||
| Thurnley says, "Think the spider might be interested in the cookie? Though I guess their taste runs more to dead bugs." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/22 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Inside the Mouse Hole Floyd | The rest of the room is back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | There is a mouse here, lazing around in its nest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x mouse" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/23 Floyd | Floyd | > X MOUSE Floyd | Floyd | It's a common brown mouse. It's about twice as tall as you are. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "Right. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll probably want a glass of milk." | |
| Taleslinger says, "maybe we can get the mouse and the spider to fight to the death" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "talk to mouse" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/24 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO MOUSE Floyd | Floyd | The mouse squeaks at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, ""games that start with a hangover" should be a category on ifwiki" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/25 Floyd | Floyd | > X NEST Floyd | Floyd | This is the mouse's nest. It is full of various treasures. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I don't know why she swallowed the fly" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x treasures" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/26 Floyd | Floyd | > X TREASURES Floyd | Floyd | It's a collection of things the mouse has found. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "give cookie to mouse" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/27 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COOKIE TO MOUSE Floyd | Floyd | You give the piece of cookie to the mouse. It grabs it out of your Floyd | hands and retreats to the corner of the nest with it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/28 Floyd | Floyd | > X NEST Floyd | Floyd | This is the mouse's nest. It is full of various treasures. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "oooh treasure" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "search it" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/29 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH IT Floyd | Floyd | You find a tablet of aspirin in the nest. You take it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl says, "plunder!" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Yay" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search treasure" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/30 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TREASURE Floyd | Floyd | You don't find anything of any importance. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "eat aspirin" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Mouse Hole 0/31 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT ASPIRIN Floyd | Floyd | You take a tiny bite out of the aspirin. You start to feel better Floyd | almost immediately. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ah, just the one treasure." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | You scurry off before the mouse can ask for a glass of milk. Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "It's treasure in the sense of like.. bits of string and dried macaroni." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because mouse." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Hm, so where's the brunch?" | ||
| DavidW says, "On the patio bar." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, no." | ||
| DavidW says, "(I dunno.)" | ||
| Taleslinger asks (of 3g), "Oh no?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "So, what *should* be in the description is that there is a door to the southwest." | ||
| DavidW says, "I figure the bedroom's main exit must be southwest of Bedroom." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/33 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | You should find your nunchaku first. It is dangerous to go outside Floyd | without a weapon. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Perhaps fight the spider with the ID card?" | |
| DavidW asks, "Or can we open the wardrobe with the card?" | ||
| Thurnley asks, "cut the web with the ID card?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "To the spider!" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/34 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Far Corner of the Bed Floyd | This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large Floyd | spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The Floyd | rest of the room is southwest. Floyd | Floyd | On the web is a spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/36 Floyd | Floyd | > X WEB Floyd | Floyd | The spider has woven the words "GO AWAY" into its web. Floyd | Floyd | On the web is a spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "attack spider with card" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/36 Floyd | Floyd | > ATTACK SPIDER WITH CARD Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to attack the spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "show card to spider" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CARD TO SPIDER Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cut web with card" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > CUT WEB WITH CARD Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to cut the web. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cut web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/38 Floyd | Floyd | > CUT WEB Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "talk to spider" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/39 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO SPIDER Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break card" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/40 Floyd | | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x id card" | ||
Floyd | > BREAK CARD Floyd | Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/41 Floyd | Floyd | > X ID CARD Floyd | Floyd | This card bears a photo of your not-so-tiny non-ninja roommate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "read it" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/42 Floyd | Floyd | > READ IT Floyd | Floyd | This card bears a photo of your not-so-tiny non-ninja roommate. Floyd | Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "I think DavidW is probably right about opening the wardrobe." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x photo" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X PHOTO Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "To the wardrobe!" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/43 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/44 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/45 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You rap loudly on the door to the wardrobe, but there is no answer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/46 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | It is generally considered polite to knock first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/47 Floyd | Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | There is a door here, leading out to the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl takes notes. | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] On the Bookshelf 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | On the Bookshelf Floyd | You live here. It's a pretty nice place to live, so far as wardrobes Floyd | go. There are, to the best of your knowledge, no secret passages to Floyd | Ninja Narnia. Floyd | Floyd | The rest of the room is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Thurnley says (to Floyd), "open wardrobe with card" | ||
Floyd ] On the Bookshelf 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN WARDROBE WITH CARD Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/49 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open wardrobe with card" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/50 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN WARDROBE WITH CARD Floyd | Floyd | That doesn't seem to be something you can unlock. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wardrobe" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/51 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB WARDROBE Floyd | Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "climb desk" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/52 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB DESK Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb bed" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/53 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB BED Floyd | Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/54 Floyd | Floyd | > X DESK Floyd | Floyd | There is a desk in the corner, underneath the window. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/55 Floyd | Floyd | > X WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | There is a desk in the corner, underneath the window. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Maybe we can get on the desk from underneath it?" | |
| DavidW says, "It's not clear if up is an option anywhere." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Below the Desk 0/56 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Below the Desk Floyd | This is where you fell asleep after the party, because you were too Floyd | drunk to stumble home. Floyd | Floyd | The rest of the room is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Below the Desk 0/57 Floyd | Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/58 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Any ideas?" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Behind the Mini Fridge Floyd | The rest of the room is east. Floyd | Floyd | There is no sign of the red ninja. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open fridhe" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN FRIDHE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open fridge" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/60 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the Floyd | card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps Floyd | in the process. Floyd | Floyd | You can't reach into the Bedroom. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "...... FFFFFFF." | |
| Taleslinger says, "Yay" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "That shouldn't be possible." | ||
| DavidW says, "oh." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "OOps" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Behind the Mini Fridge Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x fridge" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/60 Floyd | Floyd | > X FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | It's a standard mini fridger. The big person whom you share your Floyd | living space with keeps it stocked with beer and junk food. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open fridge" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the Floyd | card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps Floyd | in the process. Floyd | Floyd | You can't reach into the Bedroom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Behind the Mini Fridge 0/60 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Behind the Mini Fridge Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "So, we should do something else first?" | |
| DavidW says, "Go to Bedroom THEN open fridge." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "You are BEHIND the fridge." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open fridge" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/62 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You slip the card between the door and the casing. You lean into the Floyd | card with all your might, forcing the door open. The card almost snaps Floyd | in the process. Floyd | Floyd | The refrigerator is disturbingly devoid of both beer and snacks. But Floyd | your nunchaku are here. You're too tired to question it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "I always said they are a *sunglasses* cool weapon." | |
| Jearl says, "haha" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get nunchaku" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/63 Floyd | Floyd | > GET NUNCHAKU Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jearl asks, "did we use the aspirin already?" | |
| DavidW says, "yes" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "swirl nunchaku" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/63 Floyd | Floyd | > SWIRL NUNCHAKU Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/64 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | You should close the refrigerator first! Were you raised in a ninja Floyd | barn? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "close fridge" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/65 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You close the refrigerator. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "haha, ninja barn" | |
| DavidW says, "Now to disturb a web." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/65 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Now that you've recovered your nunchaku and are starting to feel Floyd | better, you should go catch up with your friends. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** YAY! Mimosas for everyone! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 11, in 65 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Oh, maybe we can do something to the spider" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/65 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ah, you didn't try to google the web." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/66 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/67 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Far Corner of the Bed Floyd | This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large Floyd | spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The Floyd | rest of the room is southwest. Floyd | Floyd | On the web is a spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "attack spider" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/68 Floyd | Floyd | > ATTACK SPIDER Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/69 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | Real ninjas do not use such language. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "ha ha" | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/70 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/71 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "So, sw? Or anything anyone wants to try?" | |
| DavidW says, "You still did nothing with the web." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "I noticed that we haven't gotten a single point" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/71 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 0 out of a possible 11, in 71 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "There might be no points in the game." | |
| Roger says, "11 is a weird default if so" | ||
| DavidW says, "I suspect a bit of cut-n-paste from an earlier game." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "ggg, any comment?" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n.e." | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/73 Floyd | Floyd | > N.E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | Far Corner of the Bed Floyd | This corner doesn't seem to get cleaned often. There is a rather large Floyd | spider web stretched between the foot of the bed and the wall. The Floyd | rest of the room is southwest. Floyd | Floyd | On the web is a spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "google web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/73 Floyd | Floyd | > GOOGLE WEB Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "touch web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/74 Floyd | Floyd | > TOUCH WEB Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/75 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH WEB Floyd | Floyd | There is nothing on the web. Except for that angry-looking spider. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "kiss spider" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/76 Floyd | Floyd | > KISS SPIDER Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave it alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/77 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK WEB Floyd | Floyd | The spider bares its fangs at you. You decide to leave the web alone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "weave web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/77 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAVE WEB Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh, fine. The web is a herring, I guess." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "So are the points. See Twitter." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Leave the poor spider alone." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "twitter web" | ||
Floyd ] Far Corner of the Bed 0/77 Floyd | Floyd | > TWITTER WEB Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Under the Bed 0/78 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Under the Bed Floyd | The rest of the room is south, and there's a particularly dusty Floyd | looking corner to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The black ninja is not here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/79 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bedroom Floyd | This is the dormitory room you share with your three closest friends Floyd | (and one rather large inhabitant you don't see very often). There is a Floyd | bed to the north, a wardrobe to the east, a bookshelf to the south, a Floyd | food storage area to the west and a desk in the northwest corner. Floyd | There is a mouse hole in the southeast corner of the room, next to the Floyd | bookshelf. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Anything we missed?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Nothing important. Just ambiance." | ||
| DavidW says, "I guess we never open the wardrobe either." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So the spider is there as a callback to the first game?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Any ambiance you want to show us?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Annoyed because the fridge thing used to work properly, and then I tweaked something." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "I know the feeling." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Mostly it's just things like discovering that you leave the room without opening the door, and it's possible to open the fridge with the nunchucks." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "And I definitely expected people to find the fridge before the id card!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open fridge" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/80 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You loop one of your nunchucks around the handle and tug. The door Floyd | opens. The refrigerator is still empty. You close it again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/81 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | The door is too large and heavy for you to open. You can easily crawl Floyd | underneath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/81 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Now that you've recovered your nunchaku and are starting to feel Floyd | better, you should go catch up with your friends. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** YAY! Mimosas for everyone! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 11, in 81 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because it drove certain testers CRAZY in the first game that you never open the door." | |
| Taleslinger says, "he he" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Nice work." | ||
| genericgeekgirl curtsies. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "And thanks for finding bugs, argh." | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "So, we have 2 games left. Shall we continue? Anyone need a break?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Are you submitting the games to the IF Archive as a bundle?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because I'd probably want to make those quick tweaks first." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Unless you already have." | ||
| josinalvo goes home. | Taleslinger says, "Sure, then I have a reason to slack off on that" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I'm up for continuing, if others are." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "If you want to continue, just say "Tale is great!"" | ||
| DavidW says, "Tale is great!" | ||
| FloatingInfo exclaims, "Tale is great!" | ||
| Jearl says, "I need to wander off, but it's been fun!" | ||
| Jearl has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "list n" | ||
Floyd ] Bedroom 0/81 Floyd | Floyd | > LIST N Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the Floyd | last command? Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > QUIT Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "list n" | ||
| Floyd says (to Taleslinger), "nautilisia nazimice nbdemo ndrift never newcat newcomer newday newyearswar ng night nightfall ninepts ninetenths ninjasfate nordandbert nostrils notsameals ntts nys7babynewyear nys7dayicameback nys7faithfulcompanion nys7mundanetale nys7storm" | genericgeekgirl says, "Tale is ter^Wgreat." | |
| Taleslinger says, "So, this next game is by SoftSoft, who made "You are a blob" for Ectocomp." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7babynewyear" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Can you beat our amazing new New Years puzzle challenge? It's all a Floyd | part of our brand-new New Years new brand initiative! Floyd | Floyd | You Have to Put the Baby New Year in the Champagne Bottle Floyd | A Happy New Year's new Puzzle-Venture, from the brand new New Years Floyd | brand by SoftSoft Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140103 / Inform 7 build 5U92 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | New players should type SoftSoft's new command, ABOUT. Floyd | (wow "new" doesn't even look like a real word anymore) Floyd | Floyd | Party Room Floyd | You are in a brightly colored room, full of unimplemented decorations. Floyd | Floyd | Nearby you can see the Baby New Year, all wrapped up and ready to go! Floyd | Floyd | Next to the Baby New Year is a champagne bottle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| josinalvo arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Taleslinger asks (of josinalvo), "Are you SoftSoft, by any chance?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 1 Floyd | Floyd | > ABOUT Floyd | Floyd | This puzzle-game is a SoftSoft production. SoftSoft, if you haven't Floyd | heard of them before, is a company dedicated to bringing you the very Floyd | best in game-wares. This particular game-ware is the latest in their Floyd | illustrious "You Have to Put the Noun in the Other Noun" series, Floyd | starting with "You Have to Put the Ball in the Cup" and continuing on Floyd | from there. They have a variety of products and most of their Floyd | interactive productions can be found at Glorious Trainwrecks Floyd | ([LINK]). Floyd | Floyd | Expert text adventurers can probably figure out the winning moves from Floyd | the title, but if you are new to this sort of game, know that USE Floyd | generally does not work in these games and you have to be carrying Floyd | something to put it in something else. Also, please note the NEW YEARS Floyd | FUN FACTS that pop up after every turn. There are about thirteen to Floyd | fifteen of the suckers and they are an educational fun-feature that Floyd | the whole family can enjoy! Floyd | Floyd | This game was coded and written by Molly G. Many of the New Years Fun Floyd | Facts were written by posters on the Truth and Beauty Bombs forums Floyd | (TaBB for short). Special thanks to posters Dezro, Kier, Just Gene, Floyd | Daniel, Thorsby, and any other contributers to this micro-project that Floyd | may have been forgotten or left out of the final game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Wow, 5U92" | |
| Taleslinger asks, "Hm?" | ||
| Nitku says, "the I7 version" | ||
| Taleslinger asks, "Yeah, is it an old one?" | ||
| Nitku says, "it's like 5 releases old" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x baby" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 2 Floyd | Floyd | > X BABY Floyd | Floyd | Well, actually, it's really more of a Baby New Year replica. Floyd | The real ones are much too expensive for our budget this year. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: New Year's Eve is the favorite holiday of actor Floyd | Joseph Gordon-Levitt! His least favorite? Arbor Day! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bottle" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 3 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOTTLE Floyd | Floyd | A fancy bottle of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: New Years Eve was originally a pagan holiday Floyd | celebrating the god of getting completely wasted. However it has been Floyd | co-opted by Christianity and nowadays most people celebrate New Years Floyd | to commemorate the birth of Jesus' brother Mesus. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 4 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You look great! Just concentrate on the game. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: In Japan, the traditional New Years treat is Floyd | mochi, a cake made of rice paste. However, the secret ingredient isn't Floyd | ground-up moon rabbits, as some may have you believe. Instead, it's Floyd | actually Tang. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 5 Floyd | Floyd | > JUMP Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, but that's not how you solve this new New Year adventure. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: The tradition of kissing the closest person come Floyd | midnight was originally celebrated every night, until everyone just Floyd | got really tired of the whole thing and abolished the practice outside Floyd | New Years. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take baby" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 6 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BABY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: Dick Clark isn't actually dead! He sleeps beneath Floyd | Times Square, until a New Year's Eve emergency awakens him from his Floyd | slumber. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "I didn't know of that kissing tradition. WHY DIDNT I KNOW THAT KISSING TRADITION." | |
| Roger says, "Can't take much more of this" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drink champagne" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 7 Floyd | Floyd | > DRINK CHAMPAGNE Floyd | Floyd | You can't actually have that! It's for the sake of the puzzle, stupid. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: Did you know that New Years often takes place on Floyd | the first day of the year? It's true! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "kiss baby" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 7 Floyd | Floyd | > KISS BABY Floyd | Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "break baby" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 8 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK BABY Floyd | Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: What do you think is the song most played on New Floyd | Years? Auld Lang Syne right? You'd be wrong, though. It's actually Floyd | Suzy Snowflake. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "sniff boo hoo, the game called me stupid." | |
| josinalvo says (to Floyd), "x baby" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 9 Floyd | Floyd | > X BABY Floyd | Floyd | Well, actually, it's really more of a Baby New Year replica. Floyd | The real ones are much too expensive for our budget this year. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: In Scotland it is unlucky for a household if a Floyd | woman is the first to enter on New Years. That is why nearly 90% of Floyd | Scots women identify as genderqueer from Christmas to the Epiphany. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "There, there, kitten." | |
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "break bottle" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 10 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK BOTTLE Floyd | Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: The Persian New Year is called Nowruz, sometimes Floyd | transliterated as Nawruz. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 11 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | Have you been hitting the sour juice a bit too hard? That's not how Floyd | you solve this New Years puzzle. Floyd | Floyd | NEW YEARS FUN FACT: New Year's is a popular time to think about the Floyd | future, and reminisce upon the past. That's why so many people Floyd | celebrate it by drinking until they pass out! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Should we just put the baby in the bottle?" | |
| Taleslinger says, "Yes" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put baby in bottle" | ||
Floyd ] Party Room 11 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT BABY IN BOTTLE Floyd | Floyd | You put the Baby New Year into the champagne bottle. Floyd | Floyd | Oh my gosh! You solved the puzzle! You're the greatest New Years Floyd | partier ever! You are sooo cool! Like, the super coolest! I bet babes Floyd | and/or studs swarm over you every New Years! Floyd | Floyd | C-can I touch you? Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Happy New Year! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Thurnley says, "Got to go, sorry." | |
| Taleslinger asks, "Bye, Matt. Can I ask one last question?" | ||
| Thurnley says, "Thanks for playing and for a good time! And for finding bugs." | ||
| Thurnley goes home. | Taleslinger says, "Apparently not." | |
| Taleslinger asks, "So...um...next game?" | ||
| DavidW says, "sure" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > QUIT Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask nys7dayicameback" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 1 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | SUBJECT NAME: Marsha Alyssheim AGE: 11 TAPE No.1 Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | Do you know why you're in here, sweety? Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | Oh man, I had one of those back when I blew up my parents house. Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | A nervous breakdown? Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | A therapy session. Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | You never blew up your parents house, Marsha.Why don't you start at Floyd | the beginning? Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | Well, I already told you how I travelled to Mercury to save my Floyd | husband, and then died. Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | Yes, Marsha a colorful story, but... Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | And then I woke up in hell, only hell looked like our old house for Floyd | some reason. And my husband's uncle, whom I hate, was there. It was Floyd | very confusing. But it also was... Floyd | Floyd | The Day I came back Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Marius Müller Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140104 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area (Actually hell) Floyd | Paul's Parents were rather fond of this small pool. In their time, it Floyd | wasn't filled with bubbling green acid, though. It is surrounded by Floyd | some deck chair (made of bones). The eastern and western garden walls Floyd | are overgrown with undergrowth, made of screaming faces, which is Floyd | quite distracting. A glass door leads north to the kitchen. This Floyd | wasn't necessary for the southern southern wall, which is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Well, it did on Earth. Who knows Floyd | what horrors await you beyond? Well, Wally might). Floyd | Floyd | A three-headed Cerberus sits atop the southern wall. That's new. Floyd | Floyd | Wally floats around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "//Marsha?//" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 2 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey Alex" says Uncle Wally. "How the hell have you been?" Floyd | Floyd | "What is this? Where am I?" Floyd | Floyd | "Hell, of course. You're gay, remember?" Floyd | Floyd | "You mean I'm not here because I was a sociopath and killed a lot of Floyd | people for base motives?" Floyd | Floyd | "Could be. What do I know? I'm stuck here with you! It's my hell, Floyd | too." Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "heh" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask wally about cerberus" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 3 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > ASK WALLY ABOUT CERBERUS Floyd | Floyd | "So what's the deal here? Are we doomed to be here for all eternity?" Floyd | "Wouldn't make much of a game now would it?" Wally points a thumb at Floyd | the house. "You can get to purgatory if you face the darkest scenes Floyd | from your past in the house." Floyd | Floyd | You roll your eyes. "What is this - Twine?" Floyd | Floyd | "C'mon, I thought gays like talking about their feelings." Floyd | Floyd | "I'm also a sociopath." Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, humans are solely defined by their sexual orientation." Floyd | Floyd | "That's just sad." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha" | |
| DavidW says, "Love the Twine ref" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x wally" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 4 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > X WALLY Floyd | Floyd | Paul's Uncle Wally, who bears a striking resemblance to Stalin with Floyd | his "stache and soldier's jacket, stands here.. He gives you a Floyd | patronizing smile. Sadly, he doesn't have the knife sticking from his Floyd | back, as you wish he would. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| FloatingInfo goes home. | DavidW says, "I bet there's no snacks we can eat in the kitchen again. That was one dark moment." | |
| Taleslinger says, "heh" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cerberus" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 5 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > X CERBERUS Floyd | Floyd | It's a three-headed monstrosity, though somewhat cute The leftmost Floyd | head growls and looks rather smart, the middle head spits fire and Floyd | looks rather dumb, the third will read Twilight at anyone who comes to Floyd | close as a warning, before switching to YouTube comments. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "evil!" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x skulls" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 5 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > X SKULLS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 6 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area (Actually hell) Floyd | Paul's Parents were rather fond of this small pool. In their time, it Floyd | wasn't filled with bubbling green acid, though. It is surrounded by Floyd | some deck chair (made of bones). The eastern and western garden walls Floyd | are overgrown with undergrowth, made of screaming faces, which is Floyd | quite distracting. A glass door leads north to the kitchen. This Floyd | wasn't necessary for the southern southern wall, which is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Well, it did on Earth. Who knows Floyd | what horrors await you beyond? Well, Wally might). Floyd | Floyd | A three-headed Cerberus sits atop the southern wall. That's new. Floyd | Floyd | Wally floats around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger leaves, shouting : "Screw this! I've only got 14 hit points!" | ||
| Taleslinger has disconnected. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x faces" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 7 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > X FACES Floyd | Floyd | The undergrowth is just a mass of gibbering, screaming faces! You Floyd | can't make out anything coherent. Aww, they remind you so much of Floyd | grandma. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Taleslinger arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 8 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > X POOL Floyd | Floyd | It bubbles most charmingly with venomous looking green acid. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter pool" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 9 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER POOL Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask wally about paul" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 10 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > ASK WALLY ABOUT PAUL Floyd | Floyd | "What keeps me from killing you, again?" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm your spirit guide for this!" Wally floats over to the door and Floyd | unlocks it. Great, your Vergil is a total ass. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "north?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to wally" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 11 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO WALLY Floyd | Floyd | "My past sucks! Why don't I just stay here?" Floyd | Floyd | "You could, but there's nothing here to do except maybe grab a bone Floyd | from the chairs and throw them at the Cerberus. He's gotten quite good Floyd | at catching them, too." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bone" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 12 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BONE Floyd | Floyd | You collect a single bone from one of the chairs. Sadly, it doesn't Floyd | collapse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw bone at cerberus" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 13 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > THROW BONE AT CERBERUS Floyd | Floyd | (the bone at Cerberus) Floyd | You toss the bone at Cerberus, and the middle, fire-breathing head Floyd | catches it happily. The left head looks at it with contempt. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bone" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 14 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BONE Floyd | Floyd | You collect a single bone from one of the chairs. Sadly, it doesn't Floyd | collapse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 15 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the glass door) Floyd | "Ah, remember how you broke your mothers favorite vase? How sad she Floyd | was? Do you feel that - the first time your parents where disappointed Floyd | in you? It wasn't the last time you disappointed them, was it? Do you Floyd | think they'd still be disappointed in you? If only you could Floyd | REASSEMBLE it, maybe you could make some peace with your past." Floyd | Floyd | "Yeah, my parents pretty much sucked." Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are empty. Floyd | Floyd | The shards of a broken vase lie on the kitchen counter. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Oh, are we Peter Brady now?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 16 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | Some of these look rather sharp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "reassemble vase" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 17 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > REASSEMBLE VASE Floyd | Floyd | With tears in your eyes, you remember how angry mum was. Soon, you Floyd | have reassembled the vase. You feel a little better. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 18 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | You see nothing special about Vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to wally" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 19 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO WALLY Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, if Paul's not here that means he's not death, right? Or he's Floyd | gone to heaven. Both good news." Floyd | Floyd | "Yeah, my useless nephew escaped Mercury. He even took in that Floyd | Venusian Warrior Woman from the last game. They share an apartment. Floyd | But I don't think she's that good at cleaning. She'd need a real man Floyd | to sort her out. Oh, yeah, and *mumble* Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "slap wally" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 19 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > SLAP WALLY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "hit wally" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 20 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > HIT WALLY Floyd | Floyd | You try to get at him, but you're hand goes right through him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x counters" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 20 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > X COUNTERS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 21 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | "Ah, this room is highly symbolic. See, your living room was once a Floyd | busy and bustling center of this house. But in your memories, it's Floyd | stale and empty. I wonder what that symbolizes?" Floyd | Floyd | "Stuff a hyperlink in it. What's with the teddy?" Floyd | Floyd | "Maybe you need to reconnect to your childhood? Try hugging it or Floyd | something." Floyd | Floyd | Living room Floyd | This is a spacious, cozy room. It once was busy and always kinda Floyd | untidy. In hell, all that's left are the two couches, covered in white Floyd | plastic wrapping. Floyd | Floyd | On one of the couches sits your old, childhood teddy bear. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| kpaquette52 hollers, "I need a wizard" | ||
| Zach had sung the body electric. Unfortunately, your power bill reflects that. | ||
| Zach has disconnected. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick bear" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 21 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > KICK BEAR Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x bear" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 21 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > X BEAR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wrapping" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 21 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > X WRAPPING Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x teddy" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 22 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > X TEDDY Floyd | Floyd | You used to love him, but that was a long time ago. After a while, he Floyd | really got on your nerves and you switched to new toys and never Floyd | looked back. You remember fondly how your violent tendencies first Floyd | manifested around him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick teddy" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 22 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > KICK TEDDY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit teddy" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 23 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > HIT TEDDY Floyd | Floyd | As always in these games, you need something sharp!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "hug teddy" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 24 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > HUG TEDDY Floyd | Floyd | You gather up the old teddy in your arms. His furs still feels kinda Floyd | prickly and artificial. It reminds you of the feather boa of a Floyd | cross-dresser you used to date in high school. Wait, these aren't Floyd | childhood memories at all. Abort, abort you quietly think to yourself. Floyd | He had the nicest clothes, though. "Hey, hey" says Uncle Wally, "stop Floyd | stroking that teddy like that!" Floyd | With a sigh, you focus back on your childhood memories of your teddy. Floyd | Good times. You feel a little better. The teddy disappears. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 25 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are empty. Floyd | Floyd | The beautiful vase your mother owned stands on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "argh, lag" | |
| DavidW says, "dammit" | ||
| DavidW says, "oh well." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 26 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living room Floyd | This is a spacious, cozy room. It once was busy and always kinda Floyd | untidy. In hell, all that's left are the two couches, covered in white Floyd | plastic wrapping. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I don't suppose we can rebreak the vase? :)" | |
| genericgeekgirl finally caught up. | ||
| DavidW says, "I was going to but there's no point now." | ||
| DavidW says, "And I don't know why I'm suffering lag again." | ||
| DavidW says, "Let's head east." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 27 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. sorry. west then." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 28 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of burning human skulls. Dark Floyd | wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Floyd | Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. Floyd | (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room") Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 28 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open closet" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 28 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CLOSET Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Up?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x skulls" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 28 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > X SKULLS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys. | DavidW says, "inside first" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 29 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | "Ah the nitro! Do you remember how you blew up your house and your Floyd | sister broke her leg?" Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, that was AWESOME!" Floyd | Floyd | "Dude, she was in the hospital for months. She missed that ballet Floyd | recital. Don't you feel the least bit guilty?" Floyd | Floyd | "Now she's married to that doctor." Floyd | Floyd | "A proctologist!" Floyd | Floyd | "It's a useful profession. Do grow up, Wally." Floyd | Floyd | "Torturing you isn't as much fun as I hoped." Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. Floyd | Floyd | On a shelf sits a vial of homemade Nitroglycerin. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vial" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 29 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VIAL Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to wally" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 30 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO WALLY Floyd | Floyd | "What?" Floyd | "Oh I said one of Frenesie's clones survived (she was the big bad from Floyd | 2 games ago, remember?) and send an assassin after Paul." Floyd | Floyd | "An assassin?" Floyd | Floyd | "It's a person hired to kill others, but that's not important right Floyd | now." Floyd | Floyd | "My husband is gonna get killed? YES THAT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!" Floyd | Floyd | "Meh, you fags are all promiscuous anyway." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 30 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE NITRO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 30 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wally, take nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 31
Floyd ] Exits: outside
Floyd |
Floyd | > WALLY, TAKE NITRO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wally has better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 31 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH NITRO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 31 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shelf" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 31 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SHELF Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I don't see how to take the nitro safely." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 32 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of burning human skulls. Dark Floyd | wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Floyd | Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. Floyd | (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room") Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 33 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Wally pats you on your back. "I feel like we've come a long way Floyd | together, Alex. Now there is just one final step. You have to face Floyd | what's possibly your worst memory." Floyd | Floyd | "Dying?" Floyd | Floyd | "No, the other one." Floyd | Floyd | "Almost being eaten by a kraken?" Floyd | Floyd | "No, your coming out, dammit!" Floyd | Floyd | "Oh yeah, that kinda sucked." Floyd | Floyd | "To forgive yourself, you have to forgive your dad. Why not give him a Floyd | hug too, hm?" Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | This looks like a cheap 50s movie set. There's a lot of fog in the Floyd | background, and the rocks and plants look somewhat shi- er- shoddy. Floyd | Two prominent gravestones frame the scene. Floyd | Floyd | Your dad stands here, shotgun in the crook of his arm, watching your Floyd | younger self dig. Floyd | Floyd | Your younger self, 17 or 18, stands here, digging his own grave. He Floyd | seems unperturbed and even whistles a merry tune. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from below. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter grave" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 33 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER GRAVE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hug self" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 34 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > HUG SELF Floyd | Floyd | (your younger self) Floyd | The scene is almost insubstantial. It's odd, you don't remember Floyd | clearly what happened. Only that you escaped somehow. Maybe the things Floyd | here can make you remember? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gravestones" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 34 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > X GRAVESTONES Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, Vonathan Vask's gravestone or The gravestone of Floyd | parser based IF? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "parser" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 35 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > PARSER Floyd | Floyd | It reads "1975-2007". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vask" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 36 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > X VASK Floyd | Floyd | It reads "Vonathan Vask - good riddance!" It looks rather light, too. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vask" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 37 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASK Floyd | Floyd | No, you are past your violent tendencies. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 38 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE IT Floyd | Floyd | No, you are past your violent tendencies. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 39 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > PUNCH DAD Floyd | Floyd | The scene is almost insubstantial. It's odd, you don't remember Floyd | clearly what happened. Only that you escaped somehow. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "dammit again" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hug dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 39 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > HUG DAD Floyd | Floyd | You give your confused father a big old hug. Floyd | Floyd | "I'm sorry, Dad, I'm so sorry for everything I said and did..." Floyd | Floyd | He pats you on the back. "It's okay, son, it's okay. I'm so glad you Floyd | came around to my point of view in the end." Floyd | Floyd | You hold him some more for an answer. Floyd | Floyd | "No, really, dad. You were right all... all along. I'll go to Floyd | reassignment camp." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You've suffered a fate worse than death *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ahhhhhhhh." | |
| DavidW says, "We really shouldn't have followed Wally's suggestions." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Tale), "Damnit, Tale. Don't you know games without good endings aren't games. Or something." | ||
| DavidW says, "We needed to be violent." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Yeah, you need to restart" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 1 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | SUBJECT NAME: Marsha Alyssheim AGE: 11 TAPE No.1 Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | Do you know why you're in here, sweety? Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | Oh man, I had one of those back when I blew up my parents house. Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | A nervous breakdown? Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | A therapy session. Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | You never blew up your parents house, Marsha.Why don't you start at Floyd | the beginning? Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | Well, I already told you how I travelled to Mercury to save my Floyd | husband, and then died. Floyd | Floyd | Therapist: Floyd | Yes, Marsha a colorful story, but... Floyd | Floyd | Marsha: Floyd | And then I woke up in hell, only hell looked like our old house for Floyd | some reason. And my husband's uncle, whom I hate, was there. It was Floyd | very confusing. But it also was... Floyd | Floyd | The Day I came back Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Marius Müller Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140104 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area (Actually hell) Floyd | Paul's Parents were rather fond of this small pool. In their time, it Floyd | wasn't filled with bubbling green acid, though. It is surrounded by Floyd | some deck chair (made of bones). The eastern and western garden walls Floyd | are overgrown with undergrowth, made of screaming faces, which is Floyd | quite distracting. A glass door leads north to the kitchen. This Floyd | wasn't necessary for the southern southern wall, which is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Well, it did on Earth. Who knows Floyd | what horrors await you beyond? Well, Wally might). Floyd | Floyd | A three-headed Cerberus sits atop the southern wall. That's new. Floyd | Floyd | Wally floats around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "This time, let's cut the teddy up with the vase shards." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Kitchening." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 2 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the glass door) Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey Alex" says Uncle Wally. "How the hell have you been?" Floyd | Floyd | "What is this? Where am I?" Floyd | Floyd | "Hell, of course. You're gay, remember?" Floyd | Floyd | "You mean I'm not here because I was a sociopath and killed a lot of Floyd | people for base motives?" Floyd | Floyd | "Could be. What do I know? I'm stuck here with you! It's my hell, Floyd | too." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Talk to wally several times until he unlocks the door." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to wally" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 3 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO WALLY Floyd | Floyd | "So what's the deal here? Are we doomed to be here for all eternity?" Floyd | "Wouldn't make much of a game now would it?" Wally points a thumb at Floyd | the house. "You can get to purgatory if you face the darkest scenes Floyd | from your past in the house." Floyd | Floyd | You roll your eyes. "What is this - Twine?" Floyd | Floyd | "C'mon, I thought gays like talking about their feelings." Floyd | Floyd | "I'm also a sociopath." Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, humans are solely defined by their sexual orientation." Floyd | Floyd | "That's just sad." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 4 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | "What keeps me from killing you, again?" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm your spirit guide for this!" Wally floats over to the door and Floyd | unlocks it. Great, your Vergil is a total ass. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 5 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | "My past sucks! Why don't I just stay here?" Floyd | Floyd | "You could, but there's nothing here to do except maybe grab a bone Floyd | from the chairs and throw them at the Cerberus. He's gotten quite good Floyd | at catching them, too." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 6 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, if Paul's not here that means he's not death, right? Or he's Floyd | gone to heaven. Both good news." Floyd | Floyd | "Yeah, my useless nephew escaped Mercury. He even took in that Floyd | Venusian Warrior Woman from the last game. They share an apartment. Floyd | But I don't think she's that good at cleaning. She'd need a real man Floyd | to sort her out. Oh, yeah, and *mumble* Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 7 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | "What?" Floyd | "Oh I said one of Frenesie's clones survived (she was the big bad from Floyd | 2 games ago, remember?) and send an assassin after Paul." Floyd | Floyd | "An assassin?" Floyd | Floyd | "It's a person hired to kill others, but that's not important right Floyd | now." Floyd | Floyd | "My husband is gonna get killed? YES THAT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!" Floyd | Floyd | "Meh, you fags are all promiscuous anyway." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "He unlocked it." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bone" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 8 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BONE Floyd | Floyd | You collect a single bone from one of the chairs. Sadly, it doesn't Floyd | collapse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 9 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | (the bone) Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 10 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the glass door) Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are empty. Floyd | Floyd | The shards of a broken vase lie on the kitchen counter. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 11 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | You scramble through the shards with your fingers and select a Floyd | particularly sharp one. Might come in handy. The rest of the shards Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | "You failed the first task" says Wally, "better restore." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 12 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | "Ah, this room is highly symbolic. See, your living room was once a Floyd | busy and bustling center of this house. But in your memories, it's Floyd | stale and empty. I wonder what that symbolizes?" Floyd | Floyd | "Stuff a hyperlink in it. What's with the teddy?" Floyd | Floyd | "Maybe you need to reconnect to your childhood? Try hugging it or Floyd | something." Floyd | Floyd | Living room Floyd | This is a spacious, cozy room. It once was busy and always kinda Floyd | untidy. In hell, all that's left are the two couches, covered in white Floyd | plastic wrapping. Floyd | Floyd | On one of the couches sits your old, childhood teddy bear. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cut bear" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 12 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > CUT BEAR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to wally" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 13 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO WALLY Floyd | Floyd | "So, when I go through purgatory, can I be reincarnated and stop the Floyd | assassin?" Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, you've just outrageously mixed up world religions." Floyd | Floyd | "So...yes?" Floyd | Floyd | Wally sighs, then shrugs. "Dunno, maybe." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x teddy" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 14 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > X TEDDY Floyd | Floyd | You used to love him, but that was a long time ago. After a while, he Floyd | really got on your nerves and you switched to new toys and never Floyd | looked back. You remember fondly how your violent tendencies first Floyd | manifested around him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cut teddy" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 15 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > CUT TEDDY Floyd | Floyd | Angrily, you rip into the teddies belly and after a minute or so of Floyd | happy tearing and cutting have it reduced to a heap of sawdust. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey!" says Wally, "what's with the violence? Do you think of this as Floyd | healthy behavior?" Floyd | Floyd | "It is for me." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Wheeee." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 16 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Living room Floyd | This is a spacious, cozy room. It once was busy and always kinda Floyd | untidy. In hell, all that's left are the two couches, covered in white Floyd | plastic wrapping. Floyd | Floyd | Wally floats around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "ok, so maybe we can take the gravestone now?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 17 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 18 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of burning human skulls. Dark Floyd | wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Floyd | Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. Floyd | (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room") Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut wrapping" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 18 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > CUT WRAPPING Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Heh, do you want to?" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Or up?" | ||
| DavidW says, "no, continue up" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 19 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Wally shakes his head, holding you back. "You can't go up there. You Floyd | are not ready yet." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 20 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | "Ah the nitro! Do you remember how you blew up your house and your Floyd | sister broke her leg?" Floyd | Floyd | "Yes, that was AWESOME!" Floyd | Floyd | "Dude, she was in the hospital for months. She missed that ballet Floyd | recital. Don't you feel the least bit guilty?" Floyd | Floyd | "Now she's married to that doctor." Floyd | Floyd | "A proctologist!" Floyd | Floyd | "It's a useful profession. Do grow up, Wally." Floyd | Floyd | "Torturing you isn't as much fun as I hoped." Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. Floyd | Floyd | On a shelf sits a vial of homemade Nitroglycerin. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe now we can." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 21 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of burning human skulls. Dark Floyd | wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Floyd | Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. Floyd | (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room") Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 22 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Wally shakes his head, holding you back. "You can't go up there. You Floyd | are not ready yet." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh FINE." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to wally" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 23 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO WALLY Floyd | Floyd | "I'm all out of things to say." Wally crosses his arms. "Compelling Floyd | NPC my ass." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 24 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. Floyd | Floyd | On a shelf sits a vial of homemade Nitroglycerin. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 24 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE NITRO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 24 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 25 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some Sawdust Floyd | a shard Floyd | a bone Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sawdust" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 26 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > X SAWDUST Floyd | Floyd | You see nothing special about the Sawdust. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bone" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 27 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > X BONE Floyd | Floyd | A single bone. Looks human. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shard" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 28 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > X SHARD Floyd | Floyd | A single, very sharp shard. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Hm, the sawdust should have a description." | |
| DavidW says, "oh, what can we do with sawdust? I haven't seen any ice." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put sawdust on nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 29 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SAWDUST ON NITRO Floyd | Floyd | Putting things on Nitroglycerin would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "put the sawdust in nitro to make tnt?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open vial" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 29 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN VIAL Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 29 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN NITRO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 29 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Potter Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put sawdust in nitro" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 30 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SAWDUST IN NITRO Floyd | Floyd | The time at that Republic of Texas camp really pays off. You've Floyd | created some dynamite. Neat. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Hey" says Wally, "that's not how that was supposed to go at all." Floyd | Floyd | "Now that I've made some explosives,I feel I can go anywhere I like." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take dynamite" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 31 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DYNAMITE Floyd | Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dynamite" | ||
Floyd ] Potter Room 32 Floyd ] Exits: outside Floyd | Floyd | > X DYNAMITE Floyd | Floyd | A vial of home made dynamite. Paul would be proud, he always told you Floyd | to try a creative hobby. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 33 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of burning human skulls. Dark Floyd | wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Floyd | Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. Floyd | (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room") Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 34 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | "You're not ready!" says Wally. "Yeah," you say, "but I have this!" Floyd | You show him the dynamite. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't understand? How is that helpful on a quest to forgive Floyd | yourself?" Floyd | Floyd | "Well, I can blow stuff up and that gives me confidence." Floyd | Floyd | Wally just shakes his head. Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | This looks like a cheap 50s movie set. There's a lot of fog in the Floyd | background, and the rocks and plants look somewhat shi- er- shoddy. Floyd | Two prominent gravestones frame the scene. Floyd | Floyd | Your dad stands here, shotgun in the crook of his arm, watching your Floyd | younger self dig. Floyd | Floyd | Your younger self, 17 or 18, stands here, digging his own grave. He Floyd | seems unperturbed and even whistles a merry tune. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from below. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 35 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > X DAD Floyd | Floyd | Mum was accepting, but as he marched you on the field that day you had Floyd | some small inkling he might be less than happy. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "come back" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 35 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > COME BACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "blow up dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 35 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > BLOW UP DAD Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cut dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 36 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > CUT DAD Floyd | Floyd | The scene is almost insubstantial. It's odd, you don't remember Floyd | clearly what happened. Only that you escaped somehow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 37 Floyd ] Exits: down | DavidW says, "no, do something with that gravestone" | |
Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | dynamite Floyd | a shard Floyd | a bone Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "light dynamite" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 38 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > LIGHT DYNAMITE Floyd | Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take vesh" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 38 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VESH Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gravestone" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 38 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GRAVESTONE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, Vonathan Vask's gravestone or The gravestone of Floyd | parser based IF? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vask" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 39 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASK Floyd | Floyd | You heave it high over your head! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "throw gravestone" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 40 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > THROW GRAVESTONE Floyd | Floyd | (Vonathan Vask's gravestone) Floyd | The insubstantiality returns. Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 39 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hit dad with vask" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit dad with vask" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 39 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > HIT DAD WITH VASK Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Dad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cut dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 40 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > CUT DAD Floyd | Floyd | The scene is almost insubstantial. It's odd, you don't remember Floyd | clearly what happened. Only that you escaped somehow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw vask at dad" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 41 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > THROW VASK AT DAD Floyd | Floyd | BONK! Floyd | Floyd | Patricide - never gets old, does it? Floyd | Floyd | Young you looks at you. "Hey, thanks man!" Floyd | Floyd | "Don't mention it." Floyd | Floyd | He narrows his eyes at you quizzically. "Hey, are you me from the Floyd | future or something?" Floyd | Floyd | "Or something. It's really complicated." Floyd | Floyd | "It's really not!" shouts Wally from the background. "You're just a Floyd | figment of his imagination, well not his, but this place's, well, a Floyd | place obviously can't have an imagination, so er..." Floyd | Floyd | "Complicated. Moving along." Floyd | Floyd | "So, you're me at forty, eh?" Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-five" you say, somewhat hurt. Maybe you should look at that Floyd | skin cream Paul always wants you to wear. Once you're alive again, Floyd | that is. Floyd | Floyd | "And is it worth it? All this trouble I mean?" Floyd | Floyd | Your play around with the wedding ring on your finger for a moment. Floyd | "Sure. Just hang in there." Floyd | Floyd | Young you nods, then begins to fade, "Oh!" he says, slapping his Floyd | forehead, "I nearly forgot! They key to the cart, it's in your heart!" Floyd | Floyd | "Thanks!" you say, slightly confused. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Meh. I thought that might affect everything." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open heart" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 42 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN HEART Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 43 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | This looks like a cheap 50s movie set. There's a lot of fog in the Floyd | background, and the rocks and plants look somewhat shi- er- shoddy. Floyd | One prominent gravestone frames the scene. Floyd | Floyd | Wally floats around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in heart" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 44 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN HEART Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x heart" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 45 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > X HEART Floyd | Floyd | You can't see it, it's inside your chest. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Back outside?" | |
| Taleslinger says, "gah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take heart" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 46 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HEART Floyd | Floyd | That seems to be a part of yourself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take key" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 46 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE KEY Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cut heart" | ||
Floyd ] Cemetery 47 Floyd ] Exits: down Floyd | Floyd | > CUT HEART Floyd | Floyd | You slice into your chest, and what do you know - the key *was* in Floyd | your heart all along! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yeah, down. Throw the dynamite at cerebus" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Oh, that's mean. Wait, what am I saying?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 48 Floyd ] Exits: east up inside Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of burning human skulls. Dark Floyd | wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east into the Living Floyd | Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. Floyd | (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room") Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from above. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Living room 49 Floyd ] Exits: south west Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living room Floyd | This is a spacious, cozy room. It once was busy and always kinda Floyd | untidy. In hell, all that's left are the two couches, covered in white Floyd | plastic wrapping. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl s | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Kitchen 50 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are empty. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "lag?" | |
| josinalvo goes home. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 51 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area (Actually hell) Floyd | Paul's Parents were rather fond of this small pool. In their time, it Floyd | wasn't filled with bubbling green acid, though. It is surrounded by Floyd | some deck chair (made of bones). The eastern and western garden walls Floyd | are overgrown with undergrowth, made of screaming faces, which is Floyd | quite distracting. A glass door leads north to the kitchen. This Floyd | wasn't necessary for the southern southern wall, which is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Well, it did on Earth. Who knows Floyd | what horrors await you beyond? Well, Wally might). Floyd | Floyd | A three-headed Cerberus sits atop the southern wall. That's getting Floyd | old. Floyd | Floyd | Wally arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Shall I?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push wally into pool" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 51 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH WALLY INTO POOL Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push wally" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 52 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH WALLY Floyd | Floyd | That would be less than courteous. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 53 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area (Actually hell) Floyd | Paul's Parents were rather fond of this small pool. In their time, it Floyd | wasn't filled with bubbling green acid, though. It is surrounded by Floyd | some deck chair (made of bones). The eastern and western garden walls Floyd | are overgrown with undergrowth, made of screaming faces, which is Floyd | quite distracting. A glass door leads north to the kitchen. This Floyd | wasn't necessary for the southern southern wall, which is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Well, it did on Earth. Who knows Floyd | what horrors await you beyond? Well, Wally might). Floyd | Floyd | Wally floats around here. Floyd | Floyd | A three-headed Cerberus sits atop the southern wall. That's getting Floyd | old. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl wanders off for a bit. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw dynamite at cerebus" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 53 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > THROW DYNAMITE AT CEREBUS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw dynamite at cerberus" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 54 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > THROW DYNAMITE AT CERBERUS Floyd | Floyd | The fire breathing head deftly catches the dynamite in its mouth! The Floyd | left head gives him a condescending look before the whole hellhound Floyd | explodes! Wally tries to dodge a huge chunk, but stumbles and falls, Floyd | flailing, into the acid! He slowly dissolves, like all bigotry might Floyd | do over time, hopefully. Floyd | Floyd | He bubbles something through mouthfuls of acid that sounds like : Floyd | "I'll be back!" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yay, got wally as well." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 55 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo!" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area (Actually hell) 56 Floyd ] Exits: north Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area (Actually hell) Floyd | Paul's Parents were rather fond of this small pool. In their time, it Floyd | wasn't filled with bubbling green acid, though. It is surrounded by Floyd | some deck chair (made of bones). The eastern and western garden walls Floyd | are overgrown with undergrowth, made of screaming faces, which is Floyd | quite distracting. A glass door leads north to the kitchen. This Floyd | wasn't necessary for the southern southern wall, which is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Well, it did on Earth. Who knows Floyd | what horrors await you beyond? Well, Wally might). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 57 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB WALL Floyd | Floyd | You scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn of human Floyd | fingers neatly cut. You can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls Floyd | garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see Golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "GOLF CART!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cart" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 58 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CART Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cart with key" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 59 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CART WITH KEY Floyd | Floyd | You unlock Golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 60 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CART Floyd | Floyd | You can't get into the closed Golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cart" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 61 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CART Floyd | Floyd | You open Golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss cart" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 62 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > KISS CART Floyd | Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 63 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CART Floyd | Floyd | You get into Golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drive e" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 63 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > DRIVE E Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Hilltop 64 Floyd ] Exits: northeast west Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop (in Golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable volcanic mounds of the Floyd | hellish golf course. Volcanic hills, where the souls of the damned are Floyd | tortured, strech into infinity. The only interesting part seems to be Floyd | a huge gate to the ne. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "ha ha, that totally should have a response (kiss cart)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] At the Gate 65 Floyd ] Exits: north southwest Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | At the Gate (in Golf cart) Floyd | There is a huge, golden gate before you. It is very securely locked Floyd | with a huge padlock. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x padlock" | ||
Floyd ] At the Gate 66 Floyd ] Exits: north southwest Floyd | Floyd | > X PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | Hm, you'd wager that Wally had the only key to that gate. Looks like Floyd | you'll be stuck in hell forever. (Hint : You aren't.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| josinalvo arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Above Paul 67 Floyd ] Exits: east up down Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Golden Gate) Floyd | You step on it and the golf cart speeds up to a breakneck 30 miles an Floyd | hour! You crash through the gate easily, and speed along a foggy road Floyd | towards a white light. A woman waves to you from the wayside eagerly. Floyd | "STOP! COME BACK! I represent your mother issues!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | But you can't stop, you're racing towards reincarnation, to maybe save Floyd | your husband, and you step on it eagerly and then the white light Floyd | surrounds you and ... Floyd | Floyd | Above Paul Floyd | Paul's face is the size of Mount Rushmore, his eyes the size of tunnel Floyd | openings, if tunnel openings came in a dreamy green. Floyd | Floyd | The world seems oddly compoundy, and there's a buzzing in your ears. Floyd | Floyd | After a few moments of disorientation, you realize you are in a Floyd | gargantuan plane cabin, or you are very small. For the latter theory Floyd | speaks the fact that right before you, there's Paul, his face the size Floyd | of Mount Rushmore, his eyes the size of tunnel openings, if tunnel Floyd | openings came in a dreamy green. Floyd | Floyd | Right next to him sits a guy in a black suit with a thin, ginger Floyd | moustache. That must be the assassin allright. You could fly over Floyd | there, to the east, or fly down Paul. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hee hee" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fly down Paul" | ||
Floyd ] Above Paul 67 Floyd ] Exits: east up down Floyd | Floyd | > FLY DOWN PAUL Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl D | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "generic-eyeless-girl" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "he he" | ||
| DavidW says, "I think we're a bug of some sort." | ||
| DavidW says, "If we're a bee, we could sting the assassin." | ||
| DavidW says, "I suggest east" | ||
| josinalvo asks, "maybe we should check what we are ?" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Above Paul 67 Floyd ] Exits: east up down Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Above Paul 68 Floyd ] Exits: east up down Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You are a normal housefly! Must be all the bad karma you accumulated Floyd | for killing dozens of people and lying about liking all Paul's nerd Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh housefly, No stinger." | |
| DavidW says, "That's gonna make this more difficult." | ||
| DavidW says, "Maybe we can incubate maggots in his ears or something." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Above Paul 69 Floyd ] Exits: east up down Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "I must admit this second part is a bit rushed. I wasn't feeling well at the time." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin's face 70 Floyd ] Exits: west down Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Assassin's face Floyd | The guy has an evil face. He also doesn't seem to notice you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill assassin" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin's face 70 Floyd ] Exits: west down Floyd | Floyd | > KILL ASSASSIN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "bite face" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin's face 70 Floyd ] Exits: west down Floyd | Floyd | > BITE FACE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin's midsection 71 Floyd ] Exits: west up Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | You see the Assassin lean over to Paul, and his hands moves over your Floyd | husband's coffee for a moment. He says "Excuse me, can I borrow that Floyd | in-flight manual for a moment?" Floyd | Floyd | "Sure" comes the voice of Paul, which sends a tingle down your spine, Floyd | er , exoskeleton? Just as romantic. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a distinct *plink*. Then the assassin pulls back with the Floyd | magazine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach had sung the body electric. Unfortunately, your power bill reflects that. | ||
| Zach has disconnected. | DavidW asks, "drink the coffee?" | |
| josinalvo says, "a fly in the drink could prevent him from drinking ..." | ||
| DavidW says, "drink coffee" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drink coffee" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin's midsection 71 Floyd ] Exits: west up Floyd | Floyd | > DRINK COFFEE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Midsection 72 Floyd ] Exits: east up Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Paul's Midsection Floyd | You can see that Paul still has that "Cheerleader of Dementia" shirt Floyd | you got him. Stretches a bit now, though. Well, he always was a stress Floyd | eater. Floyd | Floyd | Paul holds a coffee mug the size of a roundabout in his hands. Black, Floyd | no sugar. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drink coffee" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Midsection 73 Floyd ] Exits: east up Floyd | Floyd | > DRINK COFFEE Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing suitable to drink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter mug" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Midsection 73 Floyd ] Exits: east up Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER MUG Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "swim in coffee" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Midsection 73 Floyd ] Exits: east up Floyd | Floyd | > SWIM IN COFFEE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "maybe we have to whisper in Paul's ear?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter coffee" | ||
Floyd ] Darkness 74 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER COFFEE Floyd | Floyd | You dive headfirst into the coffee! Maybe you will be reborn as Floyd | something more useful. Floyd | Floyd | Hope burns hotter than the coffee, hope that Paul will see you. He Floyd | always drinks too fast and then get these cute hiccups. Floyd | Floyd | And as a white light surrounds you, you can see his gargantuan face Floyd | above you, twisted into a grimace of disgust. "Ugh, a fly has drowned Floyd | itself in my coffee." You see the assassin look over, gnashing his Floyd | teeth. "That so?" Floyd | Floyd | Darkness Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Darkness 74 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN EYES Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "east" | ||
Floyd ] Darkness 75 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > EAST Floyd | Floyd | You'll have to get out of the toilet bag first. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "the what?" | |
| DavidW asks, "what the heck is a toilet bag?" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "It's a briticism" | ||
| DavidW asks, "meaning what?" | ||
| Roger says, "contains toiletries, I should imagine" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "[LINK]" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Darkness 76 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "yell" | ||
Floyd ] Darkness 76 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > YELL Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Darkness 77 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area 78 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | You're most definitely not the fly anymore. As you look down at the Floyd | paws with which you opened the bag just now, you realize you are the Floyd | rat you and Paul rescued on Mercury in the last game. Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area (in the toilet bag) Floyd | You can see Paul's feet here. He's wearing Chucks and has still not Floyd | learned not to wear white socks. Floyd | Floyd | > | Allen says (to DavidW), "YM '@holler HELP IM LOST'" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area 79 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You'll have to get out of the toilet bag first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area 80 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | You get out of the toilet bag. Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area Floyd | You can see Paul's feet here. He's wearing Chucks and has still not Floyd | learned not to wear white socks. Floyd | Floyd | Paul's toilet bag sits here. It looks very heavy when you're this Floyd | small. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in bag" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area 81 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BAG Floyd | Floyd | The toilet bag is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area (East) Floyd | You can see the assassins feet here. He wears black loafers with Floyd | matching socks. Floyd | Floyd | The fearsome snake stares at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "snake?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "bite snake" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > BITE SNAKE Floyd | Floyd | The mercurian rat is not really a fighter. The constant diet of Floyd | cheese, bacon and treats you got at Paul and -er- your home have done Floyd | the rest. A pretty long thought, considering the snake just bit you Floyd | and poisoned you to death. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Er, there should've been a cutscene that fires there" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area (East) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Did I get out of the bag illegally, then?" | |
| Taleslinger says, "No, that was fine" | ||
| Taleslinger | To the east, you see the assassin's hands reach down and open his own toilet bag. A snake slithers out. You gotta hand it to the guy, he came well prepared. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "bite assassin" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > BITE ASSASSIN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "bite feet" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > BITE FEET Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill snake" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > KILL SNAKE Floyd | Floyd | The mercurian rat is not really a fighter. The constant diet of Floyd | cheese, bacon and treats you got at Paul and -er- your home have done Floyd | the rest. A pretty long thought, considering the snake just bit you Floyd | and poisoned you to death. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 82 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area (East) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area 83 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area Floyd | You can see Paul's feet here. He's wearing Chucks and has still not Floyd | learned not to wear white socks. Floyd | Floyd | Paul's toilet bag sits here. It looks very heavy when you're this Floyd | small. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bag" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area 84 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BAG Floyd | Floyd | Damn! Forgot to make it fixed in place. I wonder what else I forgot to Floyd | make untakable. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Leg Area (East) 85 Floyd ] Exits: west Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Leg Area (East) Floyd | You can see the assassins feet here. He wears black loafers with Floyd | matching socks. Floyd | Floyd | The fearsome snake stares at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put snake in bag" | ||
Floyd ] Row 54 86 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SNAKE IN BAG Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the snake) Floyd | Floyd | Hey, that isn't supposed to work! Floyd | Floyd | There! Floyd | Floyd | Now you only need to find a way to warn Paul not to open his bag Floyd | before the landing. You really need to find a way to communicate. Floyd | That's what your therapist always said, too. Floyd | Floyd | Then Paul's foot comes down and flattens the toilet bag accidentally. Floyd | Ouch, poor snake. But before you can wonder, there is white light and Floyd | ... Floyd | Floyd | Row 54 (on the seat) Floyd | This is a standard row of seats. Somebody (presumably your mother) is Floyd | yapping on about something. Floyd | Floyd | Two rows up from you, you can see Paul and the Assassin, seated side Floyd | by side. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Row 54 86 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Row 54 87 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | Hm, looks like you're now an 11-year old girl in a polkadot dress. Floyd | You're not sure this is how reincarnation is supposed to work. Floyd | Floyd | Staring intently at them, you can see the assassin pull something that Floyd | looks vaguely like a full-polymer Glock 7, caliber .308, using Floyd | octagonal polygonal rifling rather than the hexagonal shaped bores Floyd | used for models in other chamberings. It has a 8 round magazine and is Floyd | fitted with a full-plastic third party silencer, possibly made by Floyd | Fischer-Dieskau. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Row 54 88 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | (first getting off the seat) Floyd | You struggle against your seatbelt for a moment. "Ssshh" says your Floyd | mum. "Don't make a fuss, dear." Floyd | Floyd | You'll have to get off the seat first. Floyd | Floyd | The assassin motions for Paul to get up, and he does so, sweat on his Floyd | brow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open seatbelt" | ||
Floyd ] Row 54 89 Floyd ] Exits: east Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN SEATBELT Floyd | Floyd | You finally manage to unstrap the seat belt! Floyd | Floyd | They disappear towards the rear of the plane. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Aisle 90 Floyd ] Exits: north south west Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | (first getting off the seat) Floyd | Floyd | Aisle Floyd | You are in a long aisle of plane seats with people in them, all alike. Floyd | You could go fore and find a blocked cockpit door with no way through, Floyd | so spare us both the trouble and go aft. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "aft" | ||
Floyd ] Row 38 91 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > AFT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Row 38 Floyd | You stand here next to Paul's seat. You can still smell his perfurme, Floyd | but the memory doesn't work so well, because smell memory is really Floyd | linked to brain chemistry, though your thoughts are in this girl's Floyd | head, so it's a-okay, but you know, it lacks the punch. Floyd | The seats are empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under seat" | ||
Floyd ] Row 38 92 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER SEAT Floyd | Floyd | Oh! There's Paul's toilet bag. Seems to contain some fluid. You take Floyd | it with you, he'll probably need his tissues when he sees you again, Floyd | that big cuddly crybaby. (You miss him a lot). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "aft" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 93 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > AFT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cramped Room Floyd | Ugh! There's a door leading to the toilets, and a door leading to the Floyd | cargo, into the fuselage. There are a lot of cupboards here for the Floyd | board crew. One of them helpfully reads "Keys". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Allen has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cupboards" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 94 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CUPBOARDS Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open keys" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 95 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN KEYS Floyd | Floyd | You slide open the compartment, there is a terrible screeching of Floyd | metal and you are buried under a heap of keys. Oh dear! Floyd | Floyd | You open the Key cupboard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take keys" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 96 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE KEYS Floyd | Floyd | (a huge pile of keys) Floyd | That would take time you don't have. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "count keys" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 97 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > COUNT KEYS Floyd | Floyd | (a huge pile of keys) Floyd | There are 69.105 of them! Oh no, how are you gonna sort through them Floyd | in time? Before the assassin kills Paul, back in the cargo? You try to Floyd | bite back some tears bravely. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, a man appears from the cabin. He has glasses, a moustache Floyd | and a friendly face. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Mister can you help me? I need to find the key to the cargo and Floyd | quick, my husb- er daddy is in there." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, that's easy. He squats down and seems to sort through the keys in Floyd | no time, before handing you the unique one. With a wink, he disappears Floyd | back into the cabin. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yay" | |
| Taleslinger says, "So perfect that you played this part!" | ||
| DavidW says, "Nice man" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock door with key" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 97 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the Cargo door or the toilet door? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cargo" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 98 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > CARGO Floyd | Floyd | (the unique key) Floyd | You unlock the Cargo door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 99 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the toilet door) Floyd | It is locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cargo door" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 100 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CARGO DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You slide the cargo door open far enough for you to slip through. At Floyd | the other end of the bay, the assassin has just stepped back from the Floyd | bay door, which is opening slowly. His gun aims in Paul's general Floyd | direction, who stand stockstill, while the wind from the bay door Floyd | tousles his hair. "Well, this is it" says the assassin, "no hard Floyd | feelings, eh?" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You open the Cargo door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 99 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cramped Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open toilet door" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 100 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN TOILET DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It is locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock toilet door with key" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 101 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK TOILET DOOR WITH KEY Floyd | Floyd | (the unique key) Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cargo door" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 102 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CARGO DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You slide the cargo door open far enough for you to slip through. At Floyd | the other end of the bay, the assassin has just stepped back from the Floyd | bay door, which is opening slowly. His gun aims in Paul's general Floyd | direction, who stand stockstill, while the wind from the bay door Floyd | tousles his hair. "Well, this is it" says the assassin, "no hard Floyd | feelings, eh?" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You open the Cargo door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit assassin with bag" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 102 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > HIT ASSASSIN WITH BAG Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Cramped Room 103 Floyd ] Exits: north west Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | (first opening the toilet door) Floyd | It is locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I don't get it. Did we move or not move?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter cargo" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 104 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CARGO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cargo Hold Floyd | Here, towards the rear of the plane, the engines roar deafeningly, Floyd | aided by the open cargo bay, through which the wind howls loudly. Floyd | There are boxes strapped to the wall and ground, but not much else of Floyd | interest here. Floyd | Floyd | Well, maybe apart from the golf cart, which is kind of prominent. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the assassin stand here, facing each other near the cargo bay Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | "So" says Paul, (who has some experience with stalling killers), "are Floyd | you a fan of Harry Potter?" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "GOLF CART!" | |
| Taleslinger says, "2 golf carts! I had to up the ante!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm having trouble picturing the scene." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 105 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > X CART Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be the same make and model you used to drive into Paul's Floyd | pool. Aw, fond memories. You wonder where Paul is taking it and why. Floyd | It isn't even locked or anything, key in the ignition. Floyd | At least, one of the back wheels is wedged. Floyd | Floyd | "Are you trying to play for time? Nobody's gonna save you." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take wedge" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 106 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WEDGE Floyd | Floyd | You pull with all your might, but it won't budge. Being an 11-year old Floyd | girl sure has its downsides. Floyd | Floyd | "No, it's just that I'm up to the sixth book, and if you knew it you Floyd | could tell me" Floyd | > | ||
| Lucea disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push wedge" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 107 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH WEDGE Floyd | Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't know it" Floyd | "Ah, too bad. Maybe I should've watched the movies." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 106 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Cargo Hold Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 107 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | You open the toilet bag, revealing Snake oil. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't know it" Floyd | "Ah, too bad. Maybe I should've watched the movies." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put oil under wedge" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 107 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > PUT OIL UNDER WEDGE Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour oil" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 107 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > POUR OIL Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "oil wedge" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 108 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > OIL WEDGE Floyd | Floyd | You give the wedge a quick but thorough oiling. Floyd | Floyd | "Maybe. I've heard they've cut out quite a bit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take wedge" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 109 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WEDGE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Should've listened to the audio books. They're read by Jim Dale, I Floyd | think." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull wedge" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 110 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > PULL WEDGE Floyd | Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | "Are you sure, I thought it was that guy from QI." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 111 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CART Floyd | Floyd | You get into Golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 112 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | The cart won't fit through the door. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "So, they don't see us?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Cargo Hold 112 Floyd ] Exits: north south Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | You sneak into the golf cart, turn the key and put it into gear. Floyd | Before you, the assassin is getting impatient. Floyd | Floyd | "Any last words and all that jazz?" Floyd | Floyd | "Well", Paul swallows, "I once was a married man." Floyd | Floyd | "I won't put flowers on your wife's grave or anything like that." Floyd | Floyd | "HEY BUDDY" you shout, though it comes out as a shriek, Floyd | "HETERONARMITIFY THIS!" Floyd | Floyd | Both Paul and him stare dumbfounded at you as you ram the cart Floyd | against the assassin and topple him screaming into the blue abyss. For Floyd | a frightful second, the cart slides towards the edge, but Paul graps Floyd | you at the last moment. He holds you on his arm and stares at you in Floyd | wonder. "You are a strange little girl, aren't you?" Floyd | Floyd | "I hope that cart didn't land on anyone" you say, because it's the Floyd | sort of thing that Paul cares about. He carefully peers over the edge. Floyd | "Oh well, it landed on the headquarter of the WBC." You both sigh in Floyd | relief. "Can you let me down, I have something to tell you." Floyd | Floyd | "Sure." Paul carefully lets you down and pushes the close button on Floyd | the cargo door. "So, um, Paul, it's me! Alex. I was reincarnated." Floyd | Floyd | Paul blinks. Floyd | Floyd | "I was the fly...and then for a moment our rat...and now I'm this Floyd | girl." Floyd | Floyd | Paul blinks. Floyd | Floyd | "I know it sounds crazy!" Floyd | Floyd | "Do you think the author is aware of the unfortunate implications of Floyd | this?" Floyd | Floyd | "Maybe he thinks everyone who thought of this as anything but a comedy Floyd | setup is an asshole?" Floyd | Floyd | "Good point, dear." He squeezes your shoulder. "Glad to have you Floyd | back." You nod bravely. There is a moment of bliss. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "So tell me..." he begins, but at that moment the cabin door crashes Floyd | open and the Sky Marshall storms in. Floyd | Floyd | "Is this girl your daughter, sir?" Floyd | Floyd | "Of course not" says Paul, hurt, "we're married." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Both their faces falter at about the same time. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** TO BE CONTINUED. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014 *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Binder says, "ha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!!!" | ||
| DavidW says, "goodness. Plot twist." | ||
| DavidW says, "Two golf carts and a cameo. I am well pleased." | ||
| Taleslinger says (to davidW), "Cool!" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "I can't say how long I wanted to use "Hetereonormatify this!"" | ||
| DavidW says, "Also, very glad that Wally got the acid dunk. Perfect way to get rid of him." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Now I have a year to think of what happens next!" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "So, that brings thiy year's comp to a close!" | ||
| Roger says, "That was a lot of game." | ||
| Roger says, "Thanks for your organizational prowess, Tale." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "Thanks to all the authors and people who played!" | ||
| DavidW says, "Thanks for a great comp, Taleslinger." | ||
| Taleslinger says, "And to Jacq, who giving the games a spot on CF" | ||
| Taleslinger says, "You're all very welcome" | ||
| Lucea says, "thanks" | ||
