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Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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NightFloyd Transcript:
Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask specfictionfull" | ||
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Floyd ] Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
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Floyd ] ---Mike Phillips
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Floyd ] Speculative Fiction
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Floyd ] [Press any key to begin.]
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/0 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Babe, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel dinner. Floyd | Yeah, I've got to stop the boss from being executed. Floyd | Floyd | Speculative Fiction Floyd | Beginner's Lessons from "The Big Book of Financial Crimes" Floyd | Copyright (c) 2011--2012 by Diane Christoforo and Thomas Mack Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120630 / Inform v6.31 Library 6/11 Floyd | First-time players should type ABOUT. Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | Floyd | No! My shiniest of shiny objects! Don't fly aw--- Come back! I Floyd | love you! Floyd | Floyd | Well, now that my girlfriend's mad at me, where were we? Ah, right. Floyd | Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a vase, a mirror, and an annoying git in Floyd | a dress here. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "is the the one with the bird?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "cool, I don't think I ever finished it" | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x tapestry" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | > X TAPESTRY Floyd | Floyd | It's a garish sight. I guess the artist might have been trying to do Floyd | something in the Colorist style. (Purple and green dyes became cheap Floyd | around the turn of the century, and there was a rainbow explosion in Floyd | the art world for about a decade.) I don't know, though--- these Floyd | colors don't really go together. Colorism usually involves more Floyd | realistic pairings, and I don't think humans are supposed to be that Floyd | shade of orange. I think the blobby thing is meant to be a unicorn, Floyd | but that's speculation. Floyd | Floyd | The tapestry was probably made by the late queen. I've heard stories Floyd | about her prolific and unusual talent. I'm sure the old guy couldn't Floyd | bear to throw it out, and nobody else could bear to look at it. Floyd | There's a wobbly inscription woven into the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Ellison has connected. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x inscription" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/2 Floyd | Floyd | > X INSCRIPTION Floyd | Floyd | "To my beloved on our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. May our love Floyd | always be as eternal as the flowing fountain." Floyd | Floyd | That's a fountain? I guess this was made by the queen. Aw, Floyd | that's so sad. I mean, she had no taste, but they say the old guy Floyd | really loved her and went mad with grief after she died. I guess that Floyd | was good for us, with you getting the job here and him never caring Floyd | what you did. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x unicorn" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/3 Floyd | Floyd | > X UNICORN Floyd | Floyd | That is not a fountain, regardless of what the inscription says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/4 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You're a mediocre wizard. No, no, boss, don't look sad! Wait for me to Floyd | finish! You're a great inventor! See, there was a compliment coming. Floyd | You always have the best ideas. Remember Primo Eyeballs-in-a-Can? That Floyd | was my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. But your ideas don't Floyd | always, er, work right. That's why you took the wizarding job: 'cause Floyd | it gets you money to work on your inventions until we hit it big. Floyd | Which we will, as soon as we replace all that missing money and keep Floyd | you from getting killed and, um, okay, this is probably not cheering Floyd | you up as much as I'd hoped. Floyd | Floyd | Right now your body is in the corner, unconscious. You're wearing your Floyd | completely awesome purple robe, but your hat got lost in the arrest Floyd | fiasco. The stupid fat guy searched you and took all your stuff, but Floyd | maybe there's something he missed. I don't know. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x you" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/5 Floyd | Floyd | > X YOU Floyd | Floyd | I'm W.D., your familiar, and I'm awesome. Check out these feathers! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x feathers" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/6 Floyd | Floyd | > X FEATHERS Floyd | Floyd | I have black feathers, which means I go with everything. They shine a Floyd | little bit in the light. My lovely girlfriend says they look slightly Floyd | blue in very bright light, but I don't see it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x bed" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > X BED Floyd | Floyd | It's a wooden bed frame that would be big enough for one human with a Floyd | mattress or pillows, but there aren't any around. It doesn't look Floyd | particularly comfortable, and the wood's splintering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under bed" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/8
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Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BED
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "x mirror" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Nothing but a bit of dust. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/9 Floyd | Floyd | > X MIRROR Floyd | Floyd | It's an oval mirror with a steel frame bolted to the wall. The frame Floyd | has little diamond-shaped cutouts in it. The mirror itself is about as Floyd | big as I am. It's got a big dent in it, but it still works as a Floyd | reflective surface. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in mirror" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN MIRROR Floyd | Floyd | Hey, it's me! I'm W.D., your familiar, and I'm awesome. Check out Floyd | these feathers! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x dent" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > X DENT Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x robe" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/11 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROBE Floyd | Floyd | I love your robe. It's so stylish. It's purple and dark purple and Floyd | darker purple and all swirly patterned and stuff, and it's covered in Floyd | sequins and sparkles and shiny and glittery and glowy! It's Floyd | mesmerizing. You look great, even unconscious. There are big floppy Floyd | pockets sewn inside. You usually keep all kinds of stuff in there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/12 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of Floyd | a whole bouquet. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "> get distracted and spend entire game looking at shiny things" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in pockets" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/13 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN POCKETS Floyd | Floyd | Hey, hey, there's a magic wand in one of the pockets! Man, the fat guy Floyd | didn't even think it was worth taking? That's just sad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take wand" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/14 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/15 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mind" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/16 Floyd | Floyd | > X MIND Floyd | Floyd | It's...well...it's hard to describe what it's like to have someone Floyd | else in your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Very deep." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read mind" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/17 Floyd | Floyd | > READ MIND Floyd | Floyd | That's just a joke, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wand" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/18 Floyd | Floyd | > X WAND Floyd | Floyd | This is the Aetheric Coin Generator Mark III! It turns air into faery Floyd | coins. The Mark I only lasted through seven thousand uses or so, and Floyd | Mark II backfired and turned coins into air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hug me" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > HUG ME Floyd | Floyd | No can do, boss. No lips. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hug without lips" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > HUG WITHOUT LIPS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Uh, what kind of hug..." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hug is frequently linked in with kiss." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/20 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | The vase is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/21 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH VASE Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/22 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of Floyd | a whole bouquet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/23 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "How are we carrying these things?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x git" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/24 Floyd | Floyd | > X GIT Floyd | Floyd | You're a mediocre wizard. No, no, boss, don't look sad! Wait for me to Floyd | finish! You're a great inventor! See, there was a compliment coming. Floyd | You always have the best ideas. Remember Primo Eyeballs-in-a-Can? That Floyd | was my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. But your ideas don't Floyd | always, er, work right. That's why you took the wizarding job: 'cause Floyd | it gets you money to work on your inventions until we hit it big. Floyd | Which we will, as soon as we replace all that missing money and keep Floyd | you from getting killed and, um, okay, this is probably not cheering Floyd | you up as much as I'd hoped. Floyd | Floyd | Right now your body is in the corner, unconscious. You're wearing your Floyd | completely awesome purple robe, but your hat got lost in the arrest Floyd | fiasco. The stupid fat guy searched you and took all your stuff, but Floyd | maybe there's something he missed. I don't know. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Magic!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ok!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "get git" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/25 Floyd | Floyd | > GET GIT Floyd | Floyd | You're way too bulky and heavy for me to lift with my little talons. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase on me" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/26 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE ON ME Floyd | Floyd | I don't think putting things on the annoying git in a dress would Floyd | accomplish anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/27 Floyd | Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It's a big wooden door, wide enough for two humans to walk through it Floyd | at once. Based on all the noise when they threw us in here, it's Floyd | locked from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x window" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/28 Floyd | Floyd | > X WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | The "window" is just a space in the stones. It's smaller than a human Floyd | but bigger than a raven, if you catch my drift. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/29 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open window" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/30 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | It's just an opening in the wall; there's no glass or anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fly through window" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/31 Floyd | Floyd | > FLY THROUGH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | Whooooosh! I'm flying out the window to sweet, delicious Floyd | freedom! And to sweet, delicious rotting meat, with any luck. Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > X TREE Floyd | Floyd | This is a maple. It has some really nice branches higher up. It's got Floyd | a good view and is relatively quiet, or it was until those stupid kids Floyd | started climbing it all the time. When I settle down, my girlfriend Floyd | and I are probably going to need something bigger--- maybe something Floyd | where we can look out over Sandie's Hot Meats. But for now, it's where Floyd | I tend to perch when I'm not doing anything for you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hang out" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > HANG OUT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "perch" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > PERCH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/33 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fly through window" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/34 Floyd | Floyd | > FLY THROUGH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TREE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a Tree Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body) Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland Floyd | stretches off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. Argh. Humans. Get your own Floyd | tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Oops. Meant to go up the tree." | |
| mwmiller says, "'Up' goes back in the dungeon? Okay." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hot. Meats." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x streamers" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > X STREAMERS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloons" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOONS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bank" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/36 Floyd | Floyd | > X BANK Floyd | Floyd | The bank's probably our best bet for getting a lot of money at once. Floyd | It's a fair distance north and then northeast of here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Lies." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shop" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOP Floyd | Floyd | That's Mel's, a bit north of here and then east. We should go there to Floyd | ask for advice. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I want a red balloon." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hot meats" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > HOT MEATS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x hot meats" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > X HOT MEATS Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to examine the meats stall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stall" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/38 Floyd | Floyd | > X STALL Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats is to the north. If we get some spare money, I'd Floyd | love lunch. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Then I can be richer than any [missing?] king." | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "North?" | ||
| mwmiller asks, "So it just kind of carries on with the wacky zany wiseacre routine, huh?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yup." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/39 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/40 Floyd | Floyd | > X BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | He's got no eyeballs. Man, that's the best part of the human. His Floyd | clothes are old but mostly in one piece. He's holding out a cup for Floyd | money. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/41 Floyd | Floyd | > X CUP Floyd | Floyd | Inside the chipped cup is a strange coin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/43 Floyd | Floyd | > BITE MAN Floyd | Floyd | I feel so wrong for saying this, but I just don't see a reason for Floyd | random violence right now. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase on man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/44 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | I don't think putting things on the beggar would accomplish anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put mind in cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/45 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MIND IN CUP Floyd | Floyd | If only it was that easy. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Indeed" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/45 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "caw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/46 Floyd | Floyd | > CAW Floyd | Floyd | "Caaaaw caaaaw!" Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting a response. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/47 Floyd | Floyd | > X COIN Floyd | Floyd | It looks like it's made of gold and silver swirled together. The face Floyd | I can see shows a lighthouse. Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. This coin isn't our money. It's not any money I recognize. It Floyd | looks vaguely familiar, though, like--- oh! I've seen that in a book Floyd | before! This is a coin from the ancient Se--- Sevoran, maybe? Anyway, Floyd | there was some kind of ancient empire, and this is a coin from it. It Floyd | could be worth something to a collector. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand at man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND AT MAN Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to wave the magic wand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand at beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND AT BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to wave the magic wand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "zap beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > ZAP BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/49 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/50 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/51 Floyd | Floyd | > X FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | This is one of your majick faery coins. They were incredibly useful Floyd | for a while, but then some wiseacre figured out that they explode if Floyd | you put salt on them. Now everyone in town knows they're not real Floyd | gold. The coins are useless as currency, at least until we find a new Floyd | idiot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/52 Floyd | Floyd | > X FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | This is one of your majick faery coins. They were incredibly useful Floyd | for a while, but then some wiseacre figured out that they explode if Floyd | you put salt on them. Now everyone in town knows they're not real Floyd | gold. The coins are useless as currency, at least until we find a new Floyd | idiot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/53 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CUP Floyd | Floyd | "Thank you, birdi---" He narrows the empty sockets where he delicious Floyd | eyeballs should be. He takes the coin and taps against the side of his Floyd | mug. "This sounds wrong. This is one of those magic exploding coins!" Floyd | Floyd | He coldly tosses the faery coin back to me. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bah." | |
| Zach says, "Hot meat, here we come!" | ||
| mwmiller says, "I was thinking we could somehow do an Indiana Jones swap." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "switch faery coin with coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/53 Floyd | Floyd | > SWITCH FAERY COIN WITH COIN Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to switch the faery coin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/54 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/55 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask man about strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/56 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Hello, birdie. You like shiny things, don't you? I like shiny things, Floyd | too. Would you like to give me something shiny?" Floyd | Floyd | "What? No! I---" Yeah, yeah, you don't speak Raven. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/57 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/58
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Floyd | > N
| mwmiller exclaims, "We can't? We're a bird! We can fly!" | |
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give coin to sandie" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | Sandy knows all about the fake money, Boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to sandie" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about hot meat" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/60 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT HOT MEAT Floyd | Floyd | "Awk!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show mind to sandie" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look pathetic" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW MIND TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | That's just a joke, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK PATHETIC Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/62 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last coin first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hooray, science magic." | |
| mwmiller says, "(or not wanting to generate a zillion database items)" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/63 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | A red balloon is here, probably as part of some promotion. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh man. There *is* a red balloon. Happiest day." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cockroaches" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/64 Floyd | Floyd | > X COCKROACHES Floyd | Floyd | Mel notices me and greets me boisterously. "Hey, W.D.! How's my Floyd | favorite raven doing? How's your boss? Need more color-changing Floyd | powder? I have to warn you, I don't think this 'Cow of a Different Floyd | Color' project is going to catch on." Floyd | Floyd | "Not good, Mel. The Perfectly Foolproof Illusion on the Floyd | treasury...wasn't." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. Does that mean you are recently unemployed? Would you like a job? Floyd | I've been meaning to branch out into delivery, but people are afraid Floyd | of golems, so..." Floyd | Floyd | "No, no. The boss is still good, at least for a few hours. I may be Floyd | back tomorrow, though. (No offense, boss.) We, er, figure the only Floyd | thing that might save the chief's bacon is to, uh, turn the fake Floyd | treasure into...er..." Floyd | Floyd | "Yes?" Floyd | Floyd | "...real treasure. Uh, you wouldn't happen to have a Midas potion Floyd | just, you know, lying around?" Floyd | Floyd | Mel's normally placid face darkens, and he glowers at me. "W.D., you Floyd | know that I like you and your master, but I do not typically keep Floyd | potions which are primarily composed of irreplaceable components just Floyd | 'lying around'. Besides, their manufacture is highly illegal, and I Floyd | have an unfortunate allergy to prison." Floyd | Floyd | "I know, I know. It was a long shot. We just thought you might have Floyd | something." Floyd | Floyd | Mel sighs. "I could possibly sell you some components, and then what Floyd | you did with them would be up to you. But these ingredients are not Floyd | cheap, and my favor to you would be selling them at all. You would Floyd | have to come up with nearly enough money to repopulate the treasury on Floyd | your own." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. Well, I'm sure we can come up with something. I like shiny Floyd | objects, after all. I can probably scrounge up some money." Floyd | Floyd | "All right. Good luck, W.D." Floyd | Floyd | ...Oh, shoot, I forgot what you asked me to do. Sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Waiting for some French kid to find it, no doubt." | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Forgot?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cockroaches" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/65 Floyd | Floyd | > X COCKROACHES Floyd | Floyd | They're amazingly realistic, except for the exploding part. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cockroach" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/66 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT COCKROACH Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the Exploding Cockroaches) Floyd | As you well know, those little guys are extremely unstable. Floyd | Also, Mel's Magic Shop is you-break-it-you-buy-it. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Are we ever going to find out what the initials stand for, I wonder." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "explode cockroach" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/66 Floyd | Floyd | > EXPLODE COCKROACH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x trinkets" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/67 Floyd | Floyd | > X TRINKETS Floyd | Floyd | Mel's got a ridiculous quantity of, well, magical minutiae. There are Floyd | the things over there with the...and the...and over there Floyd | there's...uh, let me know if you want to search for something Floyd | specific. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search for shiny" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/67 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH FOR SHINY Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/68 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | It's a shiny red balloon on a string, filled with that special air Floyd | that makes things float. It's really shiny. We should keep it and look Floyd | at it for a while. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/69 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/70 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof! Floyd | Full of treasure again?" Floyd | Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want. Floyd | Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel Floyd | continues, "let me know." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Heh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about list of ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/71 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT LIST OF INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | Mel shakes his head. "Sorry, I didn't catch that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about money" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/72 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT MONEY Floyd | Floyd | "So where do we get money?" Floyd | Floyd | "Typically, one gets a job and does work. I suppose this isn't an Floyd | option, given the time. Well, there is trade, common theft, Floyd | embezzlement (although your master already appears to be proficient Floyd | there), insurance fraud, day-trading, kidnapping for ransom, throwing Floyd | a birthday party for yourself, faking your own death, blackmail, Floyd | counterfeiting, turning in a bounty to the city guard, finding lost Floyd | kittens... " Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ooo day trading" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Kittens! We can do that. Maybe." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Also, birthday parties have balloons." | ||
| Zach says, "Let's through a birthday party for the kittens!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mel, what are the ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/73
Floyd |
Floyd | > MEL, WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/74 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof! Floyd | Full of treasure again?" Floyd | Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want. Floyd | Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel Floyd | continues, "let me know." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Come on." | |
| Zach says, "I think we just need the money." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "But we don't know how much." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/75 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give coin to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/76 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Your employer's counterfeit money is charming, but you know I don't Floyd | accept it, W.D. If you need a reminder why, please watch as I sprinkle Floyd | a pinch of salt on the coin. See? It explodes--- rather more Floyd | forcefully than I remember, actually. I think it's scorched the Floyd | counter." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/77 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/78 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Better be careful about doing that around the cockroaches" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/79 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Alchemy Bench Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever Floyd | having caught on fire. Floyd | Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a workbench, a shelf (on top of which are three bottles of Floyd | blue dye, and a bottle of clear fluid), and a spell book here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x workbench" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/80 Floyd | Floyd | > X WORKBENCH Floyd | Floyd | They probably killed some really nice tree to make this thing. If it Floyd | fell on you, it would kill you. It's spotless, and it's got a nice Floyd | finish that glows just a little bit. I don't know whether it's magic Floyd | or just really nice polish. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch workbench" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/81 Floyd | Floyd | > TOUCH WORKBENCH Floyd | Floyd | I don't feel anything unusual. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shelf" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/82 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHELF Floyd | Floyd | An ordinary shelf. Floyd | Floyd | On top of the shelf are three bottles of blue dye, and a bottle of Floyd | clear fluid. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dye" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/83 Floyd | Floyd | > X DYE Floyd | Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/84 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLUID Floyd | Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x clear fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/85 Floyd | Floyd | > X CLEAR FLUID Floyd | Floyd | The bottle is filled with a colourless fluid. It's labelled, "Problem Floyd | Solvent: Misspelled a word? Problem Solve-it with Problem Solvent!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x book" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/86 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOOK Floyd | Floyd | It's a book entitled "Transmutation Potions." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/87
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
| ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "solve problem" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | workbench: That's fixed in place. Floyd | shelf: That's fixed in place. Floyd | spell book: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/87 Floyd | Floyd | > SOLVE PROBLEM Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read book" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/88 Floyd | Floyd | > READ BOOK Floyd | Floyd | Uh, I'm not going to read the whole book right this minute. Let me Floyd | check the table of contents and see if there's anything Floyd | interesting...Hey, Midas potions, page 78...mmhm... Floyd | Floyd | I'm just going to rip this page out and pray Mel doesn't kill me, all Floyd | right? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bottles" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/89 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BOTTLES Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/90 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read page" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/91 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "There we go :D" | |
| Zach says, "huzzah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Gold to gold." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oooh, pancakes." | ||
| mwmiller says, "Wizard ash? That sounds slightly ominous." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I'm sure we can incinerate some *other* wizard.." | ||
| genericgeekgirl eyes vimes. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take clear fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/92 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CLEAR FLUID Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/93 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Alchemy Bench Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever Floyd | having caught on fire. Floyd | Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a workbench and a shelf (on top of which are two bottles of Floyd | blue dye) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Is one bottle enough?" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Should we grab all three?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "And more importantly, can we actually sneak out with all this?" | ||
| Zach asks, "How many ravens do we need to dye?" | ||
| Zach says, "I'm wondering if he'll notice the book" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "All of them." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take dye" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/94 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DYE Floyd | Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Well, fine." | |
| Zach says, "I guess we shouldn't get greedy" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/95 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/96 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst.. | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/97 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/98 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess he doesn't mind." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/99 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about wizard's ash" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/100
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT WIZARD'S ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about wizard ash" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/101 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT WIZARD ASH Floyd | Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for wizard ash" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/102 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR WIZARD ASH Floyd | Floyd | I can't find anything like that in the pile. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "All right." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/103 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/103 Floyd | Floyd | > VERBOSE Floyd | Floyd | [Speculative Fiction is now in its normal "verbose" mode, which always Floyd | gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there Floyd | before).] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/104 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about phoenix kidney" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/105 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT PHOENIX KIDNEY Floyd | Floyd | "Awk awk caw!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about money" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/106 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT MONEY Floyd | Floyd | "Awk!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/107 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/108 Floyd | Floyd | > X CORD Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/109 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL CORD Floyd | Floyd | Done! Let's see if anything happens... Floyd | Floyd | A mob of guardsmen charge out of the Watchtower towards the bank. I Floyd | think I'll follow them. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wanted poster on the wall by the table. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | Three guys wearing identical green tunics and brandishing sticks rush Floyd | in. The tallest shouts, "Nobody move! This is the Guard!" The middle Floyd | one shouts, "Where's the robber?" They look around, confused. The Floyd | teller shrugs. The short one complains about a false alarm. Floyd | Floyd | Okay, they're leaving. That was exciting! Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine poster" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/110 Floyd | Floyd | > EXAMINE POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/111 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops" | |
| mwmiller says, "My thoughts exactly. :)" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/112 Floyd | Floyd | > X FORMS Floyd | Floyd | They're covered in tiny lines and boxes to fill in. I suppose they're Floyd | for applying for loans, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/113 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a Floyd | grey fedora, and a grey shirt, and he has a wispy, pathetic moustache. Floyd | He's cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, he looks vaguely like Two-Handed Bart from the poster. They both Floyd | have noses, for example. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man shivers slightly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fill out forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/113 Floyd | Floyd | > FILL OUT FORMS Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to fill the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "fill forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/114 Floyd | Floyd | > FILL FORMS Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing here with which to fill them. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stuff" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/114 Floyd | Floyd | > X STUFF Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/115 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FORMS Floyd | Floyd | I hate to break this to you, boss, but ravens don't have good credit. Floyd | Neither do you, which is why you started funding your inventions with Floyd | the royal treasury. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask man about robber" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/116 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT ROBBER Floyd | Floyd | "Awk!" Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give coin to man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/117 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/118 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give faery coin to man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/119 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FAERY COIN TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man crumples up his form and starts over on a clean one. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Weird." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/120 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wanted poster on the wall by the table. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "spill dye on forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/120 Floyd | Floyd | > SPILL DYE ON FORMS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pour dye on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/121 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR DYE ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | I don't think that will hold dye. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give clear fluid to man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/122 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CLEAR FLUID TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take poster" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/123 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE POSTER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, that was a generic response" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/124 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Window Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage. Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is Floyd | back to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x vault" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/124 Floyd | Floyd | > X VAULT Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/125 Floyd | Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It's an imposing door, presumably leading to the bank's vault. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/126 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | I can't actually get to the vault, boss. It's behind the walled-off Floyd | area. I can't fit through the bars in front of the teller. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/127 Floyd | Floyd | > X TELLER Floyd | Floyd | The teller's a young, female human wearing something white and floofy Floyd | and staring off into space. She's sitting on a stool behind the gold Floyd | cage area. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, ">turn bars into pancakes" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x chandelier" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/128 Floyd | Floyd | > X CHANDELIER Floyd | Floyd | This chandelier up here is pretty sweet. It must have been designed by Floyd | a fan of late Moodism; it's made of about a hundred pieces of Floyd | swooping, spiralling gold. Each element ends in a round light. Floyd | Definitely late Moodism--- spirals were a sign of cheer. This Floyd | chandelier is like a... a... a big nest of glowing rat tails! It's Floyd | beautiful. Although from up here I can see it's not real gold; it's Floyd | just iron or something with gold paint on it. Meh. Moodism always Floyd | stressed using real materials. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, hey, there's a black cord running along the ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/129 Floyd | Floyd | > X CORD Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, there's some kind of cord running along the ceiling. There are Floyd | rings every couple of feet holding it up. Where is it attached...? It Floyd | looks like one end goes behind the area with the teller and the vault Floyd | and the other end goes out a little round hole high up in the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL CORD Floyd | Floyd | I can't reach it from the chandelier, and I can't get purchase on the Floyd | ceiling. Sorry, boss, but it's out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x hole" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > X HOLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x rings" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > X RINGS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > X WALL Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give coin to teller" | mwmiller says, "They're really pushing the 'Zork-esque pseudo-medieval' schtick for all it's worth." | |
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/131 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | Aside from generally being nonplussed at serving a bird, the teller Floyd | seems uninterested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/131 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask teller about coin" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/132 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK TELLER ABOUT COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Awk?" Floyd | Floyd | "Ack! A bird! Shoo shoo!" Floyd | Floyd | ...I've been shud. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha." | |
| Zach says, "Aw" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "shoo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/132 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOO Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/133 Floyd | Floyd | > X CAGE Floyd | Floyd | They're gold--- sorry, gold-painted--- bars blocking off one Floyd | half of the room. At person height, they're just straight up and down, Floyd | but above that they turn into a lacy pattern. Psh. Whoever designed Floyd | this bank doesn't know doesn't know Moodism at all; lace implies Floyd | hunger, and that completely clashes with the chandelier. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Hmm. Back outside?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sure" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/134 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/135 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coffer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/136 Floyd | Floyd | > X COFFER Floyd | Floyd | It's a strongbox full of stock certificates. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Bear Organization," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/136 Floyd | Floyd | > BID Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid on? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/136 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid on the stock certificate with? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I need to organize my bears!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with coin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/137 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Even from over here, I can tell that coin is counterfeit," scolds the Floyd | auctioneer. "Come back when you have some real money." Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x certificate" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/138 Floyd | Floyd | > X CERTIFICATE Floyd | Floyd | It's a stock certificate for 12 shares of Reliable Bear Organization. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/139 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Royal Shad Bonds?" he Floyd | asks. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/140 Floyd | Floyd | > X AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer is wearing a fancy black suit. He seems faintly oily, Floyd | but not in the delicious fried meats kind of way. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid eight florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask horse about auction" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/141 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK HORSE ABOUT AUCTION Floyd | Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hello, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "No time to talk! Can't stop moooooooving! The farmer might come Floyd | back!" Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cows" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/142 Floyd | Floyd | > X COWS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Majestic Snake Company?" Floyd | he asks. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with vase" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/143 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH VASE Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, raven. We only accept money here," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" shouts another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Can we sell the vase somewhere?" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Maaaaybe?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sell vase" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/144 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL VASE Floyd | Floyd | There's no place to sell anything here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/145 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x money changers" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/145 Floyd | Floyd | > X MONEY CHANGERS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/146 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x statue" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/147 Floyd | Floyd | > X STATUE Floyd | Floyd | It's a tall, skinny old man. He's wearing a suit that's definitely my Floyd | style; it's got at least twenty buttons, and at least ten of them are Floyd | superfluous. It's a suit that says, "I would be in at least five Floyd | different colors if I weren't made of stone." I already hate this guy Floyd | less than I hate most humans. The stone itself is polished red Floyd | granite, which implies to me that the statue is a few hundred years Floyd | old; granite fell out of favor after the Neo-Blockade movement. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, and there's also a plaque beneath the statue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read plaque" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/148 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PLAQUE Floyd | Floyd | According to the plaque, the statue depicts Wingworm Mindo, Chancellor Floyd | of the Kingdom from blah blah blah to blah blah. Founded the livestock Floyd | markets yadda yadda, thus bringing Commerce to the city. He was Floyd | apparently named in an ancient tradition in which children weren't Floyd | given names until they survived their first disease. He had two Floyd | sisters named Blue Fever and...Syphilis? What? Is this a joke? Oh, I Floyd | guess it was; that last bit was in crayon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/149 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | Someone has left a fishing rod here. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/150 Floyd | Floyd | > X CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | There's a chalk circle drawn on the dock around the fish barrel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/151 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/152 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BARREL Floyd | Floyd | Fish! Hey, is that a salmon? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/153 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALMON Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Wharf 0/153 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ominous." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/154 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/153 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah..." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/154 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGN Floyd | Floyd | "No stealing fish! Seagulls, this means you!" Floyd | Floyd | Pssh. Seagulls can't read. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/155 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rod" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pour dye on circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/156 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROD Floyd | Floyd | Hey, you made this! It's your Fishing-Rod-With-Self-Baiting-Hook! Floyd | Somebody is using something you made! Or, well, maybe they were at Floyd | some point; they've apparently abandoned it. It still counts as a Floyd | sale, though. There's no line or hook on the fishing rod; it looks a Floyd | lot like a tree branch. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Wharf 0/157 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR DYE ON CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I don't think that will hold dye. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rub circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/158 Floyd | Floyd | > RUB CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | Good idea; the circle's probably magical in some way. Floyd | Floyd | ...Hmm. I can't actually erase it. That must not be normal chalk. It's Floyd | like my wings pass right through it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scarecrow" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/159 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCARECROW Floyd | Floyd | The scarecrow is a human-shaped and roughly human-sized figure made of Floyd | cloth. It has a rough, cartoonish face painted on it, and a sign hangs Floyd | around its neck. It's wearing some overalls, and it's not not wearing Floyd | a hat. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x overalls" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/160 Floyd | Floyd | > X OVERALLS Floyd | Floyd | The scarecrow is a human-shaped and roughly human-sized figure made of Floyd | cloth. It has a rough, cartoonish face painted on it, and a sign hangs Floyd | around its neck. It's wearing some overalls, and it's not not wearing Floyd | a hat. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take overalls" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/161 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE OVERALLS Floyd | Floyd | I don't have the dexterity to remove the overalls from the scarecrow. Floyd | Hey, boss, have you humans contemplated nudity? It's a lot simpler. Floyd | Actually, now that I consider the image, don't do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Oh, I bet it's anti-bird magic" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon with rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/161 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALMON WITH ROD Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "'not not wearing a hat'?" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "take hat" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/162 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HAT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, man." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/163 Floyd | Floyd | > X HAT Floyd | Floyd | Hey, it's your un-hat! You created it by accident when you were trying Floyd | to make your Infinite Closet. It's a hole in space shaped like a hat. Floyd | I still remember the slogan, "The Un-Hat: It's what the unfashionable Floyd | people aren't wearing!" I really thought that one was going to catch Floyd | on. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I missed that." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear hat" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/164 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR HAT Floyd | Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yap" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/164 Floyd | Floyd | > YAP Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Right, it's that other game where we're a yappy canine." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/165 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push barrel with rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/166 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BARREL WITH ROD Floyd | Floyd | It's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put rod in barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/167 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT ROD IN BARREL Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "I guess we can save and see what happens?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put clear fluid on circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/168 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT CLEAR FLUID ON CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | The chalk circle is a bit wet, but nothing further happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because I'm morbidly curious." | |
| Zach says, "Sure" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Wharf 0/168 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/169 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/170 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALMON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/171 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- help! They're surrounding me! The Floyd | beams coalesce into a sphere barely large enough to contain me, then Floyd | solidify into iron bars as their glow fades. Help, boss! I'm stuck in Floyd | some sort of freaky magical cage! Let me out! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Eek." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/172 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf (in the cage) (in the chalk circle) Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a cage and a barrel) Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | In the chalk circle I can also see a barrel (which contains a fish). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat salmon" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/173 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT SALMON Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/174 Floyd | Floyd | > X CAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is some kind of magic cage, serenely floating about a foot off Floyd | the ground. There's a very unserene raven trapped inside. The bars are Floyd | still faintly glowing with an unnerving green light. You didn't make Floyd | this, did you? It doesn't look like your work. Also, it hasn't Floyd | exploded or turned me into cucumber or anything. I don't have a lot of Floyd | room to move around. Help, I'm becoming claustrophobic here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/175 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CAGE Floyd | Floyd | I...don't know how. There's no lock or door. Oh no I am going to Floyd | die here haaaaaaaaaalp! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "We're trapped, but at least we got some fish to eat." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/176 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to open the cage first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/177 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to get out of the cage first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/178 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CAGE Floyd | Floyd | I...don't know how. There's no lock or door. Oh no I am going to Floyd | die here haaaaaaaaaalp! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/179 Floyd | Floyd | > HIT CAGE Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars. Floyd | I'm almost through! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/180 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud! Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | Limax says, "As long as it's not tuna" | |
Floyd ] Wharf 0/180 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo." | |
| Zach says, "Hooray for violence" | ||
| Zach asks, "Should we keep the fish for later?" | ||
| mwmiller says, "I guess seagulls are too stupid to try that." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe there's more?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/181 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/182 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out Floyd | of that cage again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/183 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, come on." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit cage.g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/185 Floyd | Floyd | > HIT CAGE.G Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars. Floyd | I'm almost through! Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud! Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/186 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've gotten out of the chalk circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/187 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/188 Floyd | Floyd | > X FISH Floyd | Floyd | This is an Eastern Spotted Shortfin. They're fairly plentiful in the Floyd | bay. I find their meat a little spongy for my taste, but any fish is a Floyd | a good fish. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fish with fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/188 Floyd | Floyd | > FISH WITH FISH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/189 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x boats" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/189 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOATS Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the fishing boats or the cargo ships? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x fishing boats" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/190 Floyd | Floyd | > X FISHING BOATS Floyd | Floyd | Those are little fishing boats, crewed by one or two people. They go Floyd | out in the morning and come back in the evening. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cargo ships" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/191 Floyd | Floyd | > X CARGO SHIPS Floyd | Floyd | It's one of the big trade ships from Caberry or High Point. I can't Floyd | make out much detail from here. Those sorts of ships have crews of a Floyd | couple of dozen people and all sorts of random stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stool" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/192 Floyd | Floyd | > X STOOL Floyd | Floyd | It's a three-legged wooden stool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take stool" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/193 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STOOL Floyd | Floyd | It's too heavy for me to carry. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/194 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh." | |
| genericgeekgirl | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "In the tree." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/195 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Wait, where was that?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "When we were up in the tree." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/196 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/197 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/198 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/199 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/200 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/201 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TREE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a Tree Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body) Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland Floyd | stretches off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. Argh. Humans. Get your own Floyd | tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take paper" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/202 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PAPER Floyd | Floyd | (the piece of red paper) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read paper" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/202 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAPER Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the piece of red paper or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read red paper" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/203 Floyd | Floyd | > READ RED PAPER Floyd | Floyd | The note says: Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, my dearest love. I am away on sudden business and could Floyd | not meet you here in our usual place. I have prepared a game for you Floyd | in my absence. I promise you it will be worth following through to the Floyd | end. Floyd | Floyd | Your next clue will be at the left elbow of Blue Fever's brother." Floyd | Floyd | Uh, okay. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "ooo love game" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "exit tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/203 Floyd | Floyd | > EXIT TREE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/204 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/205 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/206 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/207 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x elbow" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/207 Floyd | Floyd | > X ELBOW Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the statue's left elbow or the statue's right Floyd | elbow? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x left elbow" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/208 Floyd | Floyd | > X LEFT ELBOW Floyd | Floyd | The statue's left elbow is made of stone and not any more interesting Floyd | than any other part. Oh, except for the piece of violet paper stuck to Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take violet paper" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/209 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VIOLET PAPER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read violet paper" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/210 Floyd | Floyd | > READ VIOLET PAPER Floyd | Floyd | The note says: Floyd | Floyd | "As you know, I've been trying to expand the business lately. I've had Floyd | to fill out so many forms. I think my favorite was the X1-FSB: Small Floyd | Business Loan To Be Repaid Within Thirty Days. I think you should look Floyd | at one, too. They're quite entertaining." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/211 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/212 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man crumples up his form and starts over on a clean one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/213 Floyd | Floyd | > X FORMS Floyd | Floyd | They're covered in tiny lines and boxes to fill in. I suppose they're Floyd | for applying for loans, or something. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x x1-fsb" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/213
Floyd |
Floyd | > X X1-FSB
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/214 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH FORMS Floyd | Floyd | Okay, the business loans are in this box....Yep, there's a green note Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take green" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/215 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man absently scratches his upper lip. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read green" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/216 Floyd | Floyd | > READ GREEN Floyd | Floyd | "Well, all of this travelling has made me hungry! You should follow me Floyd | and look under the pan containing my favorite lunchtime meat!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/217 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/218 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look under pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/218 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PAN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the pork pan, the beef pan, or the Excitement pan? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look under excitement pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/219 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER EXCITEMENT PAN Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under pork pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/220 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PORK PAN Floyd | Floyd | And now there's a yellow note. Boss, if the payoff of this is that we Floyd | end up back at the tree and find a guy holding a bunch of roses, I'm Floyd | going to be really cheesed off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take yellow" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/221 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read yellow" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/222 Floyd | Floyd | > READ YELLOW Floyd | Floyd | "Do you remember our first date? We sat out under the stars, throwing Floyd | toy bugs at the fence and laughing as they exploded. You'll find what Floyd | you seek back where I bought the bugs, inside a cedar box." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under beef" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/223 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BEEF Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/224 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/225 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR BOX Floyd | Floyd | There are quite a few boxes in here, but I don't see anything Floyd | interesting about them. They're not worth taking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for cedar box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/226 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR CEDAR BOX Floyd | Floyd | That's interesting. There's only one cedar box in the pile, and it's Floyd | deliberately hidden in the back. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Incidentally, would Sandie have salt or explosions?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "For." | ||
| Zach says, "Hmm" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/227 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BOX Floyd | Floyd | Okay, let's see what we--- whoa. That's a diamond ring here! The Floyd | inside of the lid reads, "Will You Marry Me?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/228 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RING Floyd | Floyd | Well, mystery man, I hope she loves you more than she loves jewelry. Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "say yes" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/229 Floyd | Floyd | > SAY YES Floyd | Floyd | (to Mel) Floyd | Frankly, boss, I don't think there's anything I can tell Mel that he Floyd | doesn't already know. The man's a genius. We might have better luck Floyd | asking questions, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/230 Floyd | Floyd | > X RING Floyd | Floyd | There's a large diamond set into the ring, and I can see all of the Floyd | colors of rainbow reflected in its perfect, sparkly, perfect facets. Floyd | For the rest of my life, every night I will dream of its resplendent Floyd | beauty. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "> pawn ring" | |
| Zach says, "I think I finally understand love" | ||
| Zach says, "love = shiny" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yup." | ||
| mwmiller says, "It's all about the shinies, yep." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I am reminded of Jeremy, from NIMH. "I need the shineee!!!!"" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sparkly, rather." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It's been a while." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/231 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT RING Floyd | Floyd | Hold on. Still staring at perfection. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "stare at ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/231 Floyd | Floyd | > STARE AT RING Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/232 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT RING Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay, I'll go back to the drab, non-sparkling real world. Floyd | Floyd | Mel shakes his head. "Sorry, I didn't catch that." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl | Mrs. Briz! Mrs. Briz! Gimme the sparkly! I gotta have the sparkly! Mrs. B, I gotta have it! Girls can't resist sparklys! Oh, please? PLEEEEEEEZ? | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/233 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a cedar box (which is open) and a pile of assorted Floyd | trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take cockroach" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/234 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COCKROACH Floyd | Floyd | As you well know, those little guys are extremely unstable. Floyd | Also, Mel's Magic Shop is you-break-it-you-buy-it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 1/235 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Alchemy Bench Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever Floyd | having caught on fire. Floyd | Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a workbench and a shelf (on top of which are two bottles of Floyd | blue dye) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under workbench" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 1/236 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER WORKBENCH Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/237 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a cedar box (which is open) and a pile of assorted Floyd | trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/238 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BOX Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/239 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | Exploding Cockroaches: As you well know, those little guys are Floyd | extremely unstable. Also, Mel's Magic Shop is Floyd | you-break-it-you-buy-it. Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets: There are a million things here, and Floyd | stealing from Mel would be suicidal. Floyd | Mel: I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed away again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/240 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/241 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT RING Floyd | Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show ring to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/242 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW RING TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, W.D., I think I'm a little too old to marry you." Floyd | Floyd | "Very funny. Is it real? Is it worth something?" Floyd | Floyd | Mel reaches under the counter and throws some sort of powder on the Floyd | ring. "Yes. Definitely." He frowns. "W.D., I am going to ask you a Floyd | question, and I want you to answer honestly. I will know if you are Floyd | lying." Floyd | Floyd | Uh oh. "Okay, Mel." Floyd | Floyd | "Did you rob a jewelry store?" Floyd | Floyd | "Mel, I can 100% say I did not rob a jewelry store." Floyd | Floyd | "Okay." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and Floyd | carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth an Floyd | ingredient. All right, W.D., I'm impressed. Perhaps you will be able Floyd | to get enough money." Floyd | Floyd | This is wonderful, boss! I think we're well on our way to creating the Floyd | potion and saving your bacon! Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Nooooo. It's mine." | |
| Zach says, "That's was our wedding ring!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/243 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put mind in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/244 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MIND IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | If only it was that easy. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show vase to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/245 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Mel, did you make this?" Floyd | Floyd | "Ah, yes. I was experiment with unbreakable glass and ended up Floyd | producing this vase. It's not unbreakable, unfortunately, but it does Floyd | reform itself after a few minutes when it breaks. It is not really Floyd | practical for protecting flowers, but it can lead to some entertaining Floyd | parlor tricks." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/245 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/246 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of Floyd | glass...disappear? Huh, weird. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/247 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/248 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/249 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/249 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/250 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/251 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "A ha" | |
| mwmiller says, "Mmmmmmmmright." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show rod to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/252 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW ROD TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Mel, this isn't yours, is it?" Floyd | Floyd | "W.D., I'm surprised you would forget one of your employer's Floyd | inventions. That is his Fishing Wand, based off the Aetheric Coin Floyd | Generator he liked so much. It was a surprisingly competent invention; Floyd | it worked so well, in fact, that the bait attracted other animals, Floyd | which scared away the fish. It was a decent try, though." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show hat to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/253 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW HAT TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show un-hat to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/254
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW UN-HAT TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "show poster to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/255 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW POSTER TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm, maybe we can show stuff to other peoples" | |
| jenrexrode says, "last time we came up about 15 points from the full score" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/255 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 2 out of a possible 40 in 255 turns, earning you Floyd | the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Soon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "smack mel with fish" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/255 Floyd | Floyd | > SMACK MEL WITH FISH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show fish to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/256 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FISH TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess we can explore those fields" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/257 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 2/258 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 2/259 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/260 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "eat hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/261 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I wish I could, but he's just too pointy. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show fish to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/262 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FISH TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give fish to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/263 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FISH TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog sings happily: Floyd | Floyd | Oh, being round is great, Floyd | But being fed is better! Floyd | I love foods and foods Floyd | And foods and foods Floyd | And foods and foods! Floyd | Floyd | You're the one who wanted to feed him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/262 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x barn" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/263 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARN Floyd | Floyd | It's a bit far off to see very well. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/264 Floyd | Floyd | > PUNCH HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I wish I could, but he's just too pointy. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/264 Floyd | Floyd | > X EYES Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Maybe we have to keep feeding him fishes" | |
| Zach says, "Until he esplodes" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/265 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barn Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/266 Floyd | Floyd | > X HAY Floyd | Floyd | The hay is dry and clean, which is pretty atypical for hay in a barn. Floyd | I wonder if they haven't moved the animals in yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/267 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH HAY Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing on the pile of hay. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stalls" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/268 Floyd | Floyd | > X STALLS Floyd | Floyd | This is a large barn, with space for ten or so horses and many cows. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search stalls" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/269 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH STALLS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/270 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HAY Floyd | Floyd | Until we figure out how to spin straw into gold, I'd just as soon Floyd | leave it here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/271 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT HAY Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the pile of hay) Floyd | Until we figure out how to spin straw into gold, I'd just as soon Floyd | leave it here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Cottage?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/272 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/273 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | There are some farming tools in the corner of the cottage. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a scarf here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/274 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/275 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCARF Floyd | Floyd | The scarf is very light. I think it's made of silk. It's yellow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/276 Floyd | Floyd | > X TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It's a round, wooden table. Six or seven people could fit around it. Floyd | It's solid looking, but rough; it's functional rather than pretty. It Floyd | has food stains that are several years old, giving it a pleasant aroma Floyd | of meals past. Unfortunately, there's no actual food on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/277 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "smell table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/278 Floyd | Floyd | > SMELL TABLE Floyd | Floyd | Well, I tell you one thing, boss. Somewhere there is food, and I'm not Floyd | eating it, and that's a sad, sad thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/279 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/280 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/281 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/282 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a scarf Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/283 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wear scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/284 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/285 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/286 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Wasn't there another room?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/287 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "The guard tower?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/288 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/289 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, I missed that" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x hatch" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/290 Floyd | Floyd | > X HATCH Floyd | Floyd | It's a small covered hatch, about a quarter of my size, built into the Floyd | wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/291 Floyd | Floyd | > X LEVER Floyd | Floyd | It's a red lever attached to the wall by the hatch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/292 Floyd | Floyd | > X BASKET Floyd | Floyd | There's a wicker basket lying directly below the hatch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vegetables" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/293 Floyd | Floyd | > X VEGETABLES Floyd | Floyd | There's a pile of potatoes and a pile of carrots. There are also a few Floyd | radishes that look like they're about to go off. (Er, I mean "rot" and Floyd | not "explode." That would be great, though. You should invent an Floyd | exploding radish.) Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ew." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/294 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shelves" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/295 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHELVES Floyd | Floyd | The pantry is lined with shelves. There are various baking supplies Floyd | and a few piles of vegetables. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/296 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The scarf is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/297 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/298 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | lever: That's fixed in place. Floyd | basket: It's too bulky for me to carry around, and it's too large to Floyd | put into my bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x egg" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/298 Floyd | Floyd | > X EGG Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Really, we ate it by default?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/299
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCARF
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Pantry 2/300 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/301 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/301 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh no." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We left it in the magic shop." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search vegetables" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/302 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH VEGETABLES Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vegetables" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/303 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VEGETABLES Floyd | Floyd | I don't need a bunch of potatoes and whatnot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/304 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The scarf is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x jars" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/305 Floyd | Floyd | > X JARS Floyd | Floyd | There are spices and various baking supplies. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/306 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/307 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic faery just appeared and took away the egg. Floyd | Burp. That's so sad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/308 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic dragon just appeared and took away the egg with Floyd | magic. No! Bad dragon! That mouth-wateringly enticing egg is for my Floyd | boss, and its spectacular deliciousness is for him, not you! Go away! Floyd | Floyd | Well, I managed to scare the dragon off, but he left with your egg. Floyd | Sorry, boss. Burp. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "He just eats it, no matter what." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/309 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic dragon just appeared and took away the egg with Floyd | magic. No! Bad dragon! That mouth-wateringly enticing egg is for my Floyd | boss, and its spectacular deliciousness is for him, not you! Go away! Floyd | Floyd | Well, I managed to scare the dragon off, but he left with your egg. Floyd | Sorry, boss. Burp. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/310 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shelves" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/311 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHELVES Floyd | Floyd | The pantry is lined with shelves. There are various baking supplies Floyd | and a few piles of vegetables. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at the bottom. | |
| Zach asks, "Egg into vase?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I think we can trap the egg in there." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/312 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/313 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/314 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/315 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/316 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/317 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase and a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have one Floyd | ingredient's worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/318 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/319 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/320 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/321 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/322 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/323 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/324 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/325 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The vase is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/326 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops out of the hatch into the vase and breaks. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist...must eat egg! Shoot! I can't get my beak in Floyd | there. Stupid narrow vase with its stupid narrow neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scarf in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/326 Floyd | Floyd | > SCARF IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarf in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/327 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | Done. Well, sort of done. I've crammed it in, but the scarf's still Floyd | sticking out a bit. Floyd | Floyd | Maybe if I tip the vase over...ah, no luck. Stupid vase designed for Floyd | stupid humans with their stupid hands. My beak doesn't seem to be up Floyd | to the task. Don't worry, delicious egg! I'll get to you eventually! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/328 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | I can hear something rattling around behind the hatch, but no further Floyd | eggs are forthcoming. Don't worry, egg! I'll save you! Come to think Floyd | of it, I should also save the last one we got. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Except that it broke." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/329 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | In the vase are a scarf and an egg. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/330 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dump vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/330 Floyd | Floyd | > DUMP VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/331 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, no, the treasurer just walked in! No, evil treasurer, you can't Floyd | have my boss's egg! I know it looks irresistably tasty, but he needs Floyd | it for some unnecessarily complicated scheme involving financial Floyd | skulduggery. You can't just--- Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, he grabbed the egg and ran away. Man, that guy's Floyd | horrible. Burp. Let's go stop him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/336 Floyd | Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarf in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/337 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | Done. Well, sort of done. I've crammed it in, but the scarf's still Floyd | sticking out a bit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/338 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic faery just appeared and took away the egg. Floyd | Burp. That's so sad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/339 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | I'm not holding the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/340 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/341 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The vase is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/342 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops out of the hatch into the vase, landing gingerly on the Floyd | scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist...must eat egg! Shoot! I can't get my beak in Floyd | there. Stupid narrow vase with its stupid narrow neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Stupid vase." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Pantry 2/342 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/343 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fireplace" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/344 Floyd | Floyd | > X FIREPLACE Floyd | Floyd | This is a sad little fireplace. There's no fire and no food. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter fireplace" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/345 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER FIREPLACE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chimney" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/346 Floyd | Floyd | > X CHIMNEY Floyd | Floyd | It's a red brick chimney. I'm not a great judge--- I don't know why Floyd | anyone would ruin meat by setting it on fire--- but it looks nicer Floyd | than the rest of the house. The bricks look like they're exactly the Floyd | same size, and they're laid out in straight rows. Most of them, Floyd | anyway; one is sticking out a bit. It looks like the mortar Floyd | surrounding it has been cut away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x brick" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/347 Floyd | Floyd | > X BRICK Floyd | Floyd | There's one brick in the fireplace that's sticking out. It looks like Floyd | the mortar around it's been cut away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take brick" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/348 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BRICK Floyd | Floyd | Okay. It's a rough surface. I can probably get my claws in and drag it Floyd | out. Rrrgh! Well, I didn't manage to pry it all the way out, but I did Floyd | shift it a little. There's a parchment concealed under the brick. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x parchment" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/349 Floyd | Floyd | > X PARCHMENT Floyd | Floyd | This is...well...man, this is a lot of text. I didn't know humans Floyd | could write letters that tiny. Give me a minute. Floyd | Floyd | ...Okay, I'm pretty sure it's some kind of insurance policy. Bearer Floyd | gets...um, hmm. I think it's an insurance policy on a barn west of Floyd | town, but don't quote me on that. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oooh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Burn it to the ground." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take parchment" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/350 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PARCHMENT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "muwhaha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/351 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/352 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | Maybe if I tip the vase over...ah, no luck. Stupid vase designed for Floyd | stupid humans with their stupid hands. My beak doesn't seem to be up Floyd | to the task. Don't worry, delicious egg! I'll get to you eventually! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/352 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search spices" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/353 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH SPICES Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Maybe the meat lady?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/354 Floyd | Floyd | > X BASKET Floyd | Floyd | There's a wicker basket lying directly below the hatch. Floyd | Floyd | Inside the basket is a vase. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, probably. Oh man, shut up about the egg." | |
| Zach says, "Maybe we can tease the hedgehog with the egg vase" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/355 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/356 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/357 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vase to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/357 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "It's in the basket" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/358 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/359 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/359 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/360 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/361 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/362 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of Floyd | a whole bouquet. Floyd | Floyd | Inside the vase are an egg and a scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/363 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/364 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vase to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/365 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was Floyd | usually a violent one. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give vase to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/366 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE VASE TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Annoying raven vs. annoying hedgehog. Whoever wins, we lose." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Aw :(" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/367 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/368 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/369 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/370 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/371 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/372 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/373 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/374 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT SALT Floyd | Floyd | "Awk awk caw!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/375 Floyd | Floyd | > X SALT Floyd | Floyd | I'm told that humans put salt on things to make them taste salty. Psh. Floyd | The only seasoning meat needs is more meat. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/376 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lick salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/376 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK SALT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/377 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT SALT Floyd | Floyd | I don't like eating my spices plain. I usually want to put some Floyd | eyeballs or a nice steak under them. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wrap scarf around vase" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/377 Floyd | Floyd | > WRAP SCARF AROUND VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Let's burn that barn" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/378 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/379 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/380 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/381 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in hay" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/381 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN HAY Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/382 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/383 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barn Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/384 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barn Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/385 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN HAY Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've put the faery coin on the pile of hay. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt on coin" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/386 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT ON COIN Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | I think the hay is on fire. Yep, it's kind of smoking. Oooh, I see Floyd | flame! Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/387 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | Oooh, I can see flames shooting out of the barn! There's a huge cloud Floyd | of smoke going up! Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Insurance fraud. Check." | |
| Zach says, "Now, onward to the kitten party." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/388 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n.n.n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 2/391 Floyd | Floyd | > N.N.N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bank, I presume." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 2/392 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 2/393 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Window Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage. Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is Floyd | back to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from a hole in the wall. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show parchment to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/394 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW PARCHMENT TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | "Hmm, yes, this is one of our policies. If anything unfortunate Floyd | should..." She trails off as she notices a rising plume of smoke in Floyd | the distance. "I see. Well, then. I suppose this is yours." She takes Floyd | the parchment from me and hands me a check. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 2 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x check" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/395 Floyd | Floyd | > X CHECK Floyd | Floyd | We got this check for burning down--- er, redeeming the policy on the Floyd | barn at 1 Farmland Farm. Well, actually, we did both of those things. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cash check" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/395 Floyd | Floyd | > CASH CHECK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show check to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/396 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CHECK TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | Aside from generally being nonplussed at serving a bird, the teller Floyd | seems uninterested. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess we just show it to mel" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 4/397 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 4/398 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 4/399 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 4/400 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have one Floyd | ingredient's worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show check to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/401 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CHECK TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel looks it over. "Hm, made out to cash, even. All right." Mel takes Floyd | out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes a note in Floyd | it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, we get to pick our ingredients" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/402 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Probably can wait on buying ingredients." | |
| Zach says, "Yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/402 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Tower?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/403 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/404 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 5/405 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/406 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in wastebasket" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/407 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN WASTEBASKET Floyd | Floyd | It's full of crumpled vellum pages. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take vellum pages" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/408 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VELLUM PAGES Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read vellum pages" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/409 Floyd | Floyd | > READ VELLUM PAGES Floyd | Floyd | In familiar handwriting, the text of the page reads: Floyd | Floyd | Dear Guards, Floyd | Floyd | Please return the machine you confiscated from the king's wizard, who Floyd | is very powerful and very good at magic except for that one time with Floyd | the pancakes, which was a reasonable accident that could happen to Floyd | anyone. Also, I am stupid and I smell bad and my mother is a platypus. Floyd | Floyd | The signature on this letter is somewhat unusual. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x signature" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/410 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | A poorly-executed forgery of the treasurer's signature. I suspect his Floyd | name is not actually "The Treasurer." I also suspect he knows how to Floyd | spell "treasurer." I wish your Spelling Wasp had caught on, boss. That Floyd | one should have made us millionaires. Anaphylactic shock is a small Floyd | price to pay for proper spelling. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/411 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. He has an impressive moustache that makes him look Floyd | older than I suspect he actually is, or at least it would if it Floyd | weren't obviously glued on. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take moustache" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/412 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MOUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | Let me just peel the glue off....got it! The guard stirs a bit, but Floyd | goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wear moustache" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/413 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR MOUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bell" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/414 Floyd | Floyd | > X BELL Floyd | Floyd | There's a large (as in, about my size) bronze bell on the wall, tied Floyd | to a cord going out the window. The bell's actually fairly Floyd | interesting; its surface is covered with bronze dots making a floral Floyd | pattern. I tend to associate Pre-Classical dots with sculpture, but Floyd | there's no reason you couldn't cast a bell in that style. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cabinet" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/415 Floyd | Floyd | > X CABINET Floyd | Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/416 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/417 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/418 Floyd | Floyd | > X CRACK Floyd | Floyd | There's a large crack on the top of the evidence box. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x padlock" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/419 Floyd | Floyd | > X PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | The padlock's rusty. It looks like the latch is nearly rusted through. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/420 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/421 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | I'm not holding the faery coin. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coinf" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/421 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COINF Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/422 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt on coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT ON COIN Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Darn." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/424 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Maybe we can get some more salt" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull latch" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/424 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LATCH Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ring bell" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/425 Floyd | Floyd | > RING BELL Floyd | Floyd | Ding! The guard jumps up from his nap. "Hey, get away from the alarm! Floyd | Stupid bird." Yeah, well, get away from...your...face, you Floyd | stupid human. Man, I'm going to think of a good comeback hours from Floyd | now, when it won't do me any good. Floyd | Floyd | He returns to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take padlock" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/426 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to unlock it first. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "reach in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/426 Floyd | Floyd | > REACH IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s." | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/429 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. S. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, wait, I got it: "Sure, I'll stay away from the alarm--- just like Floyd | you always stay away from a bath." Heh, hilarious. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/430 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n." | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/433 Floyd | Floyd | > N. W. N. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/434 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/435 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked. Floyd | Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the Floyd | evidence locker smoking?" Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Because it's addicted." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be Floyd | on fire." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in cabinet" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN CABINET Floyd | Floyd | In the evidence box are a scrap of paper and a metal device. Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns Floyd | to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | black cord: That's fixed in place. Floyd | wastebasket: That's fixed in place. Floyd | bronze bell: That's fixed in place. Floyd | evidence box: That's fixed in place. Floyd | young guardsman: I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed Floyd | away again. Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns Floyd | to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst.. | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/435 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/435 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a scrap of paper and a metal Floyd | device inside. Floyd | Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be Floyd | on fire." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | Time to use all my sneakiness and stealth to grab the scrap of paper Floyd | while the guard's distracted! And...got it! Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns Floyd | to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | It reads, "Give me the munny. I hav a bomm." Sheesh. I can Floyd | spell better than that. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo. undo." | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO. UNDO.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take metal" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE METAL Floyd | Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look at box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/439 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK AT BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/440 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a scrap of paper Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/441 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tunic" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/442 Floyd | Floyd | > X TUNIC Floyd | Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front. Floyd | This guard also has a key on his belt. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take key" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/443 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE KEY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "That works too" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "unlock box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/443 Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK BOX Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to unlock the evidence box with? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "unlock box with key" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/444 Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK BOX WITH KEY Floyd | Floyd | Sure, boss. I'll just hover three feet off the ground, delicately Floyd | insert the key into the lock using my beak, and then spin around a Floyd | couple of times in mid-air to open it. I can't perch on the lock or Floyd | reach it from the ground, and keys are tricky to handle with beaks. I Floyd | don't think this is a job for a raven, even one as fiendishly clever Floyd | as me. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/445 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Up?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/446 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barracks Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the Floyd | main part of the guardhouse. Floyd | Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x page" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/446 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page, the vellum page, or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cots" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/447 Floyd | Floyd | > X COTS Floyd | Floyd | A row of spartan cots. Floyd | Floyd | On top of the cots is a coarse blanket. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x blanket" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/448 Floyd | Floyd | > X BLANKET Floyd | Floyd | A coarse woolen blanket. It smells like guard. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take blanket" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/449 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLANKET Floyd | Floyd | Nghnghhngh! Sorry, boss, but the blanket is too heavy for me Floyd | to budge. I did manage to tear a bit off the corner with my beak, Floyd | though. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell blanket" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/450 Floyd | Floyd | > SMELL BLANKET Floyd | Floyd | Well, I tell you one thing, boss. Somewhere there is food, and I'm not Floyd | eating it, and that's a sad, sad thing. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bit" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/451 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BIT Floyd | Floyd | (the scrap of paper) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/452 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | an iron key Floyd | a scrap of paper Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take corner" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/453 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CORNER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x top page" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/453 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOP PAGE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/454 Floyd | Floyd | > X STACK Floyd | Floyd | They look like various administrative forms. The guardsman is Floyd | methodically stamping a signature onto each one. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x forms" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/455 Floyd | Floyd | > X FORMS Floyd | Floyd | They look like various administrative forms. The guardsman is Floyd | methodically stamping a signature onto each one. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stamp" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/456 Floyd | Floyd | > X STAMP Floyd | Floyd | It's an oversized stamp with some sort of squiggly, almost illegible Floyd | signature on its underside. If I had to guess, I'd say it was the Floyd | treasurer's, but it could be yours. It might even be mine. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take stamp" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/457 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STAMP Floyd | Floyd | That seems to belong to the tired guardsman. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/458 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | He looks wiped out. His tunic is rumpled. He's dully applying a Floyd | squiggly signature to the pile of forms with an oversized stamp. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tunic" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/459 Floyd | Floyd | > X TUNIC Floyd | Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front. Floyd | This guard also has a leather pouch on his belt. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x unicorn" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/460 Floyd | Floyd | > X UNICORN Floyd | Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front. Floyd | This guard also has a leather pouch on his belt. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/461 Floyd | Floyd | > X POUCH Floyd | Floyd | It's a little leather bag. It's about the size of my Bag of Holding. Floyd | It probably isn't magical, though. Floyd | Floyd | The leather pouch is closed. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/462 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | (the leather pouch) Floyd | Okay, I open the leather pouch, revealing a florin. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take florin" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/463 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x florin" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/464 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me Floyd | some bacon. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe for the beggar." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/465 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE POUCH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because why not." | |
| Zach says, "hooray" | ||
| Zach says, "I wonder if we can explode a coin in the box again and get the metal device" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/466 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/467 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 5/468 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/469 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/470 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions. | ||
| Gerynar has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/471 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/472 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 5/473 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/474 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/475 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/476 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | There are too many things in my bag of holding. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/477 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The florin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/478 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/479 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Oops wrong coin" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/478 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/477 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/476 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/477 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | some salt Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | an iron key Floyd | a scrap of paper Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/478 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/479 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/480 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/481 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/482 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a metal device inside. Floyd | Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the Floyd | evidence locker smoking?" Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/483 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The guard fumbles around in his tunic, sighs, and sits back down. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, right" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/484 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/485 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on guard's belt" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/485
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT KEY ON GUARD'S BELT
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/486 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/487 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT KEY ON BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | I don't think putting things on the evidence box would accomplish Floyd | anything. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/488 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT KEY ON GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I don't think putting things on the young guardsman would accomplish Floyd | anything. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give key to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/489 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE KEY TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | The guard's suspicion and sleepiness fight it out for a while. After a Floyd | couple of moments of painful deliberation, he takes the key from me Floyd | and goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s." | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/492 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. S. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/493 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n." | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/496 Floyd | Floyd | > N. W. N. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg and a scarf) and a young Floyd | guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/497 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/498 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/499 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/500 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/501 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a metal device inside. Floyd | Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the Floyd | evidence locker smoking?" Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/502 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be Floyd | on fire." Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/503 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Urgh, this thing weights a ton. I obviously can't fly with it, so Floyd | let's see if I can drag it out of the box. Huff puff puff. Floyd | Floyd | Shoot! The noise must have altered the guard, or maybe it was when I Floyd | accidentally dropped the device on his foot. "You don't want that, Floyd | bird," he says, taking it from me despite my caws of protestation and Floyd | gingerly returning it to the box. "It's not food. Leave it alone." Floyd | Then he locks the cabinet and goes back to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Alas." | |
| Zach says, "Blurgh" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s. s." | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/507 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. S. S. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/507 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put florin in cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/508 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FLORIN IN CUP Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give florin to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/509 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FLORIN TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/510 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. e." | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/512 Floyd | Floyd | > N. E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show florin to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/513 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FLORIN TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x florin" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/514 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me Floyd | some bacon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/515 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "buy bacon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/515 Floyd | Floyd | > BUY BACON Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show florin to sandie" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/516 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FLORIN TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was Floyd | usually a violent one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take meat" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/516 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MEAT Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the pork pan, the beef pan, or the Excitement pan? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take pork pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PORK PAN Floyd | Floyd | Boss, that is an excellent idea, but Sandie has a mean Floyd | backhand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | Thomas, could you put a random joke here? --Diane Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "plugh" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > PLUGH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/518 Floyd | Floyd | > SING Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Oooohhhhh, Floyd | I'm going to murder that hedgehog! Floyd | This is the hedgehog-murdering song! Floyd | Floyd | Hmph. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "heh" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "plover" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/518 Floyd | Floyd | > PLOVER Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/518 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "The vase is in the watch tower, right?" | |
| Zach says, "Yup" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if we can get the scarf out safely." | ||
| Zach says, "A think a bit was sticking out" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sure, but without accidentally smashing the egg in the process." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/521 Floyd | Floyd | > N. W. N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg and a scarf) and a young Floyd | guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/522 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Hmm, that's going to be tricky. Let me tip it over, then lift up the Floyd | neck like this, and...got it! Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/523 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dye scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/524 Floyd | Floyd | > DYE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Ah, it turns a beautiful green. It reminds me of the leaves in my Floyd | tree. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "nice" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We have a green scarf and a mustache and a guy who we think looks like Bart, because we're speciest." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "oh yeah, I'm remembering this part" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/525 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Oh, the guy in the bank?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. e." | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/528 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mustache" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/529 Floyd | Floyd | > X MUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is one of your Multitudinous Mechanical Moustaches! You can Floyd | wind it to change its shape. The first version was prone to stuck Floyd | gears. It's too bad; I thought this was going to be a popular Floyd | invention. Right now it's shaped like a giant, bushy, overgrown Floyd | moustache. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wind mustache" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/530 Floyd | Floyd | > WIND MUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | It's now a long moustache that would hang past the chin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/531 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | It's now a handlebar moustache. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Neato." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put moustache on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/532 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MOUSTACHE ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | "Well, I've always wanted to grow a better moustache, really..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh, oh, he's taking it...he's putting it on...yes! Moustache go! Aw, Floyd | man, don't pat me on the head. I'm not a dog. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/533 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | "Well, thank you, little magpie. I am kind of cold." Floyd | Floyd | Magpie? I'm a raven! A raven! Stupid humans with their not Floyd | knowing anything and their not speaking the language and their failing Floyd | to look like proper bank robbers unless I do a bunch of stupid work... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bark" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/533 Floyd | Floyd | > BARK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/534 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | I'm not done yet. Stupid humans with their stupid lack of feathers and Floyd | stupid weird beaks and stupid clothes. "Ooh, look at me, I'm a human. Floyd | I'm going to not fly all day, then sleep horizontally on the floor. I Floyd | like to set perfectly good rotting meat on fire, then eat it with a Floyd | delicate little fork so I don't get delicious grease on my weird, Floyd | fleshy hands and oh-so-precious opposable thumbs." Bah. Floyd | Floyd | All right, now I'm done. Let's go. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/535 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a Floyd | grey fedora, a scarf, and a grey shirt, and he has a handlebar Floyd | moustache. He's cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out Floyd | paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man proudly rubs his moustache. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fedora" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/536 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FEDORA Floyd | Floyd | Hmm, it is a pretty nice hat. Let me just swoop in and Floyd | grab--- Slap! Ow! Don't hit me! I just want to steal your Floyd | hat! Floyd | Floyd | Boss, this isn't going to work. He's very attached to the hat. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put un-hat on fedora" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/537 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT UN-HAT ON FEDORA Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, take that, Hat Boy! I'll just drop the unhat on his head and--- Floyd | Floyd | !moobak Floyd | Floyd | Er, that's me trying to mimic the sound of a 'kaboom' going backwards. Floyd | The hat and the unhat kind of shrank into each other and, well, no Floyd | hat. I think some of the guy's hair went with it. Uh oh, I think he's Floyd | kind of cheesed off. Okay, no need for that kind of violence! Whoa Floyd | whoa! I'm retreating to the chandelier now. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put un-hat on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/537
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT UN-HAT ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a Floyd | scarf, and a grey shirt, and he has a handlebar moustache. He's Floyd | cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > X HAIR Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "shine hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > SHINE HAIR Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put fluid on hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FLUID ON HAIR Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "yeah, he needs to rub the greasy hands on his hair" | |
| jenrexrode says, "maybe if you compliment him, he'll primp" | ||
| Zach says, "Hmm. Maybe an egg would make his hair shiny." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ew." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask man about hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/539 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT HAIR Floyd | Floyd | "Quork quork quork?" Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. | jenrexrode says, "oh..." | |
| jenrexrode says, "dw" | ||
| DavidW says, "hello" | ||
| DavidW says, "Sorry for the lateness." | ||
| Zach says, "Hey DavidW" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe it's good enough." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Heya." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/540 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/541 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL CORD Floyd | Floyd | Done! Floyd | Floyd | A mob of guardsmen charge out of the Watchtower towards the bank. I Floyd | think I'll follow them. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | Three guards come rushing into the bank. "Stop right there, Two-Handed Floyd | Bart!" shouts the tallest guard. "You're under arrest!" shouts the Floyd | middle guard. "Wait! I don't think that's Two-Handed Bart!" cries the Floyd | shortest guard. Floyd | Floyd | "But he's got the moustache and the scarf and the no hat. He looks Floyd | just like him!" says the tallest guard. Floyd | Floyd | "Isn't he the same guy we didn't arrest last time?" says the short Floyd | guard. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't think so. He looks exactly like Two-Handed Bart," says the Floyd | middle guard. "Maybe you were just mistaken before." Floyd | Floyd | "I ... guess ..." says the short guard. "He does look just Floyd | like the poster....Well, take him in. Good job, guys." Floyd | Floyd | The three guards drag the man out of the bank, while he wails Floyd | incoherently about just being here for a loan. Floyd | Floyd | Heh heh heh. Time to go collect our reward money! Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "but it said he had greasy hands" | |
| DavidW says, "I've had a day where I just couldn't do anything." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Nobody thinks there's anything weird about giving insurance money and rewards to a raven?" | ||
| Zach says, "No hat? It must be him" | ||
| jenrexrode says, "weird town, I guess" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w.w.n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/544 Floyd | Floyd | > W.W.N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/545 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show poster to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 8/546 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW POSTER TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | "Caw!" I brandish the poster and perch on the guard's head. Floyd | Floyd | "Hello, uh, bird. Huh, Two-Handed Bart. You know, we just captured Floyd | him." Floyd | Floyd | "Caw!" Yes, I was there. Floyd | Floyd | "He's supposed to be a criminal mastermind, but he was just standing Floyd | around idly in the middle of the bank." Floyd | Floyd | "Awk awwwwk." Floyd | Floyd | "I wonder who pulled the alarm," muses the guard. "The teller insists Floyd | she didn't do it." Floyd | Floyd | "Caw caw!" I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you. Floyd | Floyd | "We'll get a bonus for being the guard shift that caught him. I guess Floyd | nobody gets that five-thousand florin reward." Floyd | Floyd | Maybe I can kill this guy and cash in his body with Mel. "Awk. Floyd | Awk. Awk awk cawk awwwk awwk caww awk." Complicated pantomime Floyd | ensues. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is incredulous. "You? You're a bird." Floyd | Floyd | "Awwwk quork awww." Yes, I am a bird waving a poster at you Floyd | and miming pulling an alarm cord. Maybe I know what I am talking Floyd | about. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is still incredulous. "Enh, we get our bonus anyway. Here's Floyd | a credit slip." Finally, you people. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 3 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl | I hate you I hate you I hate you. | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "<3" | ||
| Zach says, "heh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 8/547 Floyd | Floyd | > X CRACK Floyd | Floyd | There's a large crack on the top of the evidence box. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 8/548 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a scarf, a mechanical moustache, Floyd | and a metal device inside. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf9" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 8/548 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 8/549 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 8/550 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/551 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" shouts another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/552 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/552 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/552 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/553 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Resolute Goat League," he announces. "We'll start Floyd | the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/554 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" bids another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixty-four florins!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/555 Floyd | Floyd | > X AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer is wearing a fancy black suit. He seems faintly oily, Floyd | but not in the delicious fried meats kind of way. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x merchant" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/555 Floyd | Floyd | > X MERCHANT Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the merchant, the merchant, the merchant, the Floyd | merchant, the merchant, the merchant, the merchant, or the merchant? Floyd | Floyd | ...This clearly isn't working. To disambiguate the merchants, I'm Floyd | going to give them human names. Let's see. I'm going to name that one Floyd | Hortensia, and that one Percival, that one Rupertina, that one Floyd | Elspeth, F'nyrx, Professor Demonspoon, Rombert, and Sunshine Floyd | Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hortensia" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/556 Floyd | Floyd | > X HORTENSIA Floyd | Floyd | Hortensia is a sad-looking man carrying his hat before him and Floyd | twisting its brim nervously. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Associated Rook Leverage," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x percival" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/557 Floyd | Floyd | > X PERCIVAL Floyd | Floyd | Percival is a middle-aged woman sitting calmly. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" shouts Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "How about sixteen florins? Do I hear sixteen?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rupertina" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/558 Floyd | Floyd | > X RUPERTINA Floyd | Floyd | Rupertina is a tall, imposing woman. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x elspeth" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/559 Floyd | Floyd | > X ELSPETH Floyd | Floyd | Elspeth is a young, smartly-dressed woman missing an earring. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Kingdom Flounder Floyd | Interests?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x f'nyrx" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/560
Floyd |
Floyd | > X F'NYRX
Floyd |
Floyd | F'nyrx is a man with greying hair, pacing anxiously.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" announces Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x professor" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/561 Floyd | Floyd | > X PROFESSOR Floyd | Floyd | Professor Demonspoon is an elderly man in a rumpled three-piece suit, Floyd | which he looks to have never changed. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rombert" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/562 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROMBERT Floyd | Floyd | Rombert is a short, corpulent man. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Royal Ibis Bureau," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sunshine" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/563 Floyd | Floyd | > X SUNSHINE Floyd | Floyd | Sunshine Gristlesplat is a stout man with a bowler hat and cane. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask cows about auction" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/564 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK COWS ABOUT AUCTION Floyd | Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hey, animals, are---" Floyd | Floyd | "Aww, it's terrible here. Let's run around! I hate being cooped up." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf10" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stock Market 8/564 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/565 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | It reads, "Give me the munny. I hav a bomm." Sheesh. I can Floyd | spell better than that. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Associated Chicken Limited," he announces. "We'll Floyd | start the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "What happens if we try to rob the bank? :D" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give scrap to auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/566 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE SCRAP TO AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" bids F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/567 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask pigs about auction" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/568 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK PIGS ABOUT AUCTION Floyd | Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hey there, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "No time to talk! Can't stop moooooooving! The farmer might come Floyd | back!" Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Aggregate Sea Krait Floyd | System?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "It just might be crazy enough to work" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/569 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 8/570 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 8/570 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 8/571 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 8/572 Floyd | Floyd | > BITE CORD Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Fear the beak. Snap! All right, it's broken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Alarm broken!" | |
| Zach says, "Tricky" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e.e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 8/574 Floyd | Floyd | > E.E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Window Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage. Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is Floyd | back to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from a hole in the wall. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show scrap to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 12/575 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW SCRAP TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | All right. Deep breath, W.D. You can do this. I'm doing my serious Floyd | face, boss. I look deadly. I have a bomm and I'm not afraid to use it. Floyd | In fact, I'd love to use it. I'd rather blow this bank up than get my Floyd | money! Just give me an excuse! One million florins or hot fiery death! Floyd | One million florins AND hot fiery death! Forget the money; I'm taking Floyd | you all with meeeeeeeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | ...Darn it. I wish we had a real bomb. All the things you made that Floyd | exploded by accident, and you never made a bomb on purpose? Floyd | Floyd | Er, right. I should actually give her the note. Okay, she's reading Floyd | it. "Just one minute, sir," she says. (Ooh, I'm a sir.) She's reaching Floyd | under the counter--- ooh, she's going to try to pull the alarm! She Floyd | looks surprised. She looks down at her hand. I bet you were expecting Floyd | some tension in that cord, huh? She looks at me nervously. Oh yeah, I Floyd | am two seconds away from kaboom, ma'am. Better get me my money. Floyd | Floyd | She gets up and fumbles with the vault door. She pulls out several Floyd | different keys. I keep glaring so she'll hurry up. She opens the door, Floyd | reaches in, and grabs a sack. Then she comes back to me and unlocks Floyd | something to open the bars. She tosses the sack at me and closes the Floyd | bars. Floyd | Floyd | She suddenly claps her hands over her mouth. "Oh my god! You got Floyd | Two-Handed Bart arrested just so you could rob the bank yourself! Floyd | ...Pleasedon'tkillme." Floyd | Floyd | Oh yeah. I am W.D., and I am the King of Moneyville. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 4 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take sack" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 12/576 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SACK Floyd | Floyd | (the sack of bearer bonds) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, ">cheese it" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "What?" | ||
| Zach says, "Run away" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w.w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 12/578 Floyd | Floyd | > W.W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fix cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 12/579 Floyd | Floyd | > FIX CORD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e." | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 12/581 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show credit to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 12/581 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CREDIT TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 12/582 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a sack of bearer bonds Floyd | a reward chit Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show reward chit to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 13/583 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW REWARD CHIT TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "You captured Two-handed Bart?" Floyd | Floyd | "Single-winged." Floyd | Floyd | "How?" Floyd | Floyd | "He showed up in the bank, so I pulled the alarm." Floyd | Floyd | "Well, that's something. I suppose I'll cash this in before I mention Floyd | knowing that Two-Handed Bart is always in Caberry this time of year." Floyd | Floyd | "Uh, yeah, you do that." Floyd | Floyd | Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes Floyd | a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show sack to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/584 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW SACK TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel's eyes bug out slightly. "How...?" Floyd | Floyd | "Lemonade stand." Floyd | Floyd | "...I'm just going to not think about it." Mel takes out a ledger from Floyd | underneath the counter and carefully makes a note in it. "All right, Floyd | that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | Mel closes his account book. "Well, W.D., I think you might have Floyd | enough to make one of the simpler Midas potions I'm familiar with. Floyd | I'll open the door to the alchemy laboratory." Mel makes a smooth but Floyd | arcane gesture. In a seemingly empty space on the shop floor, a Floyd | trapdoor abruptly pops into existence. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, so that was what a Perfectly Foolproof Illusion is Floyd | supposed to look like." Floyd | Floyd | Mel says nothing as he crosses over to the trapdoor and opens it for Floyd | me. "There. You'll be able to use the equiment in the laboratory to Floyd | brew a potion." Floyd | Floyd | "Wow, Mel, thank you so much. I'll definitely bring the boss here to Floyd | buy you lunch, or something." Floyd | Floyd | Mel nods. "I know you are in a hurry, W.D,. but you may want to look Floyd | around a little more. I'm not entirely certain you have the right Floyd | ingredients to make something useful." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. Well, I'll check the lab out." Floyd | Floyd | "Good luck." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "maybe it was 7 points that we were short" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/585 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Secret Laboratory Floyd | This is Mel's spooooky secret laboratory. I say "spooky" because it's Floyd | lit bit a series of multicolored, floating orbs. Apart from the Floyd | glowing elf balls, though, it's a relatively normal stone cellar. I Floyd | can go up if you want to return to the shop proper. Floyd | Floyd | There's a big pot on the floor and a sign on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balls" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/586 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLS Floyd | Floyd | Glowing balls in red and green and purple. They drift lazily around Floyd | the room. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/587 Floyd | Floyd | > X POT Floyd | Floyd | I'm sure it's technically an "alchemical cauldron apparatus," but I Floyd | will be referring to it as a "pot." The pot is filled with some kind Floyd | of thick liquid, and there's a sigil embossed on its side. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/588 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGN Floyd | Floyd | Save your notes! You do not like remaking potions from scratch. Floyd | --Mel Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sigil" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/589 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGIL Floyd | Floyd | It's some sort of intricate design. It means nothing to me, and it's Floyd | way too complicated for me to describe to you. It looks impressively Floyd | mystical and eldritch, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x liquid" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/590 Floyd | Floyd | > X LIQUID Floyd | Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye) Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x thick liquid" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/591 Floyd | Floyd | > X THICK LIQUID Floyd | Floyd | This is some kind of gooey liquid. It resembles syrup, but it's not Floyd | brown, and I don't detect any obvious odor from it. I'm assuming it's Floyd | some sort of potion base, but that's really your department. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess we need to get the ingredients we want from Mel" | |
| Zach asks, "Do we know what kind of potion we want?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Probably we should wait until we know how many ingredients we can afford." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Like, if we can manage 7." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Since presumably that brings our score up." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf11" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/591 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "I think we did 6 last time, thus the short score" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read page" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/591 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/592 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Golden hedgehog..." | |
| jenrexrode says, "heh" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/593 Floyd | Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/594 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT Floyd | Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for Floyd | four spell ingredients." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/595 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "oh, I missed you getting the farming tools" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Which we haven't found a use for yet, hm." | ||
| jenrexrode asks, "how did you make him get them?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we have the beggar, the device, and something about the market." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I just took them, and he did!" | ||
| jenrexrode asks, "i thought he said they were heavy?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Nope. | Taken." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "huh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Although that reminds me that we also have this scrap of blanket." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because the blanket was too heavy." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/596 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet and red in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/596 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET AND RED IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the piece of red paper or the red balloon? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put red paper in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/597 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT RED PAPER IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | The piece of red paper is now inside the cedar box. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/598 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | piece of yellow paper: There is no more room in the cedar box. Floyd | piece of green paper: There is no more room in the cedar box. Floyd | piece of violet paper: There is no more room in the cedar box. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bah." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet in pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/599 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET IN POUCH Floyd | Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Done. Floyd | piece of green paper: Done. Floyd | piece of violet paper: Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take red paper.put red paper in pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/601
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE RED PAPER.PUT RED PAPER IN POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd | There is no more room in the leather pouch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| genericgeekgirl says, "Obsessively cleaning up." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "And everything is too small!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all from pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/602 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL FROM POUCH Floyd | Floyd | piece of violet paper: Removed. Floyd | piece of green paper: Removed. Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Removed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop red paper.drop violet and green and yellow" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/604
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP RED PAPER.DROP VIOLET AND GREEN AND YELLOW
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd | piece of violet paper: Dropped.
Floyd | piece of green paper: Dropped.
Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop wanted" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/605 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP WANTED Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Wait, we took the torn page and the entire spell book?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oops." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop cedar" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/606 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP CEDAR Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/607 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP POUCH Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/608 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/609 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROD Floyd | Floyd | Hey, you made this! It's your Fishing-Rod-With-Self-Baiting-Hook! Floyd | Somebody is using something you made! Or, well, maybe they were at Floyd | some point; they've apparently abandoned it. It still counts as a Floyd | sale, though. There's no line or hook on the fishing rod; it looks a Floyd | lot like a tree branch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "use rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/609 Floyd | Floyd | > USE ROD Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "flick rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/609 Floyd | Floyd | > FLICK ROD Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/610 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and Floyd | drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ah!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/611 Floyd | Floyd | > X CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | I despise the way these guys chirp. It's always satisfying Floyd | when you catch one and then it's crunch crunch crunch crunch Floyd | and one fewer chirpy annoyance. Crickets have a milder taste than Floyd | grasshoppers. Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/612 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the cricket) Floyd | Crunch. Ah, always satisfying to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/613 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/614 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Possibly falling asleep." | |
| Zach says, "Sorry, I accidentally showered and shaved." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Gasp." | ||
| Zach says, "I want to know about the magic crickets but I'm tired as well." | ||
| Zach says, "Maybe they're a hedgehog treat." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hedgehogs are insectivores, so likely." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic1" | ||
| *** SESSION TWO *** | ||
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "specfic1" | ||
Floyd | %% Critical error.
Floyd | %% Message: stream_open_file: unable to open file.
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/0
Floyd | [Restore failed.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic1" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/614
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/615 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/616 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT Floyd | Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for Floyd | four spell ingredients." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/617 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "We had that idea about using the cricket rod with the hedgehog." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/618 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/619 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/620 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/621 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/622 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/622 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/623 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a nightcrawler and a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/624 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Did we lose the balloon?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/625 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I haven't got the nightcrawler. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I can't spell" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/626 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | It's a shiny red balloon on a string, filled with that special air Floyd | that makes things float. It's really shiny. We should keep it and look Floyd | at it for a while. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf12" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Farmland 14/626 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Testing.. :D" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/627 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because this is a *great* idea." | |
| Zach says, "yay" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "(I gave my husband a tshirt with a hedgehog and a balloon for New Year's!)" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/628 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/629 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/630 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, hush. Play with your damn balloon." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I am going to make a great mother." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/631 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/632 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/633 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/634 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/635 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I'm sure you'll raise a wonderful hedgehog." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yay" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/636 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/637 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/638 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the earthworm) Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/639 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/640 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/641 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We can lead." | ||
| Zach says, "Ah ha" | ||
| Zach asks, "What should we do with our new power?" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Well, as long as the hedgehog's not frigging singing..." | ||
| Binder arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/642 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/642
Floyd |
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the faery coin, the florin, or the strange coin?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give hedgehog to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/643 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE HEDGEHOG TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | I haven't got the hedgehog. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, take strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/644 Floyd | Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, TAKE STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, hedgehog, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "Hi! Got any food? Got any food? Iiiiiiiiii'm pointy!" Floyd | Floyd | I think I'm done here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/645 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | He's like a ball of needles. And not in a good way, like your Floyd | Spherical Sewing Engine. Come to think of it, that wasn't so hot Floyd | either. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/646 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/647 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/648 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | an earthworm Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "What happened to our hedgedhog?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf. Bad hedgehog." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "tie balloon to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/649 Floyd | Floyd | > TIE BALLOON TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hehe" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wool" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/650 Floyd | Floyd | > X WOOL Floyd | Floyd | The corner from a wool blanket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rub wool on balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/650 Floyd | Floyd | > RUB WOOL ON BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to rub the torn bit of Floyd | wool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rub balloon with balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/650 Floyd | Floyd | > RUB BALLOON WITH BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to rub the red balloon. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm. I was thinking we could make some static electricity." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "tell beggar about birthday" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/651 Floyd | Floyd | > TELL BEGGAR ABOUT BIRTHDAY Floyd | Floyd | "Hello, birdie. You like shiny things, don't you? I like shiny things, Floyd | too. Would you like to give me something shiny?" Floyd | Floyd | "What? No! I---" Yeah, yeah, you don't speak Raven. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cf13" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pop balloon with tool" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON WITH TOOL Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to pop the red balloon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/653 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shops" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/653 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOPS Floyd | Floyd | There's a wagon repair shop and a shoe store. I don't see anything Floyd | useful to us. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shoe store" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/653 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOE STORE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/654 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/655 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/656 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/657 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/658 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/659 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/660 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "eat worm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/661 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT WORM Floyd | Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/662 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/663 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/664 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/665 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm. I guess he doesn't want to follow us that way." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/666 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/667 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/668 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/669 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "How did we get him to follow us before?" | |
| Zach says, "I was thinking about trying to take him to the stock market." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I was holding a nightcrawler and he just came with." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, follow me" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/670 Floyd | Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, FOLLOW ME Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, hedgehog, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "Hi! Got any food? Got any food? Iiiiiiiiii'm pointy!" Floyd | Floyd | I think I'm done here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller weeps. =( | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/671 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/671 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | I can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/672 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/673 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/674 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/675 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/676 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/677 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess he only goes that far." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/676 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/677 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/678 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/679 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show wool to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/680 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WOOL TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was Floyd | usually a violent one. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull wool over hedgehog's eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/680
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL WOOL OVER HEDGEHOG'S EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to pull the torn bit of
Floyd | wool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/681 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/682 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/683 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/684 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/685 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/686 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/687 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/686 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/687 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/688 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/689 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/690 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sell hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/691 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the hedgehog) Floyd | He's like a ball of needles. And not in a good way, like your Floyd | Spherical Sewing Engine. Come to think of it, that wasn't so hot Floyd | either. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Resolute Aardvark Leverage," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "big hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/691 Floyd | Floyd | > BIG HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Sorry, I got distracted. Anything new happen?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/691 Floyd | Floyd | > BID HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid the hedgehog on? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid hedgehog on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/692 Floyd | Floyd | > BID HEDGEHOG ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, raven. We only accept money here," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" shouts F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" declares Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "No, I'm just trying to find a use for the hedgehog." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "big 32 florins" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/692 Floyd | Floyd | > BIG 32 FLORINS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid 32 florins" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/692 Floyd | Floyd | > BID 32 FLORINS Floyd | Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/693 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/694 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the northeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/695 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/696 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and Floyd | drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/696 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/697 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/698 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/699 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/698 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give cricket to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/699 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CRICKET TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/700 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/699 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/700 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/701 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/702 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/703 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm, maybe he won't follow us into the shop." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/703 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 703 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/704 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/705 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/706 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/707 Floyd | Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take tapestry" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/708 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE TAPESTRY Floyd | Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tapestry" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/709 Floyd | Floyd | > X TAPESTRY Floyd | Floyd | It's a garish sight. I guess the artist might have been trying to do Floyd | something in the Colorist style. (Purple and green dyes became cheap Floyd | around the turn of the century, and there was a rainbow explosion in Floyd | the art world for about a decade.) I don't know, though--- these Floyd | colors don't really go together. Colorism usually involves more Floyd | realistic pairings, and I don't think humans are supposed to be that Floyd | shade of orange. I think the blobby thing is meant to be a unicorn, Floyd | but that's speculation. Floyd | Floyd | The tapestry was made by the late queen. I've heard stories about her Floyd | prolific and unusual talent. I'm sure the old guy couldn't bear to Floyd | throw it out, and nobody else could bear to look at it. There's a Floyd | wobbly inscription woven into the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/710 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/711 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 14/712 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TREE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a Tree Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body) Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland Floyd | stretches off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "exit tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 14/712 Floyd | Floyd | > EXIT TREE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/713 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "dig hole" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/713 Floyd | Floyd | > DIG HOLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/714 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You should have thought of that before you had me burn the barn down. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 14/715 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 14/716 Floyd | Floyd | > X TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It's a round, wooden table. Six or seven people could fit around it. Floyd | It's solid looking, but rough; it's functional rather than pretty. It Floyd | has food stains that are several years old, giving it a pleasant aroma Floyd | of meals past. Unfortunately, there's no actual food on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 14/717 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/718 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/719 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/720 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/721 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I have no clue" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I was hoping he'd interact more with the balloon, and we could figure out how to use that." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/722 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/723 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/724 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/725 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/726 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fix cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/727 Floyd | Floyd | > FIX CORD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/728 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/729 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/730 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/731 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smack hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732 Floyd | Floyd | > SMACK HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Farmland 14/732 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/739 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/740 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/741 Floyd | Floyd | > X HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Hedgehogs are, sadly, inedible, so there's not much to say about them. Floyd | This one is frolicking, which is very undignified. In fact, I Floyd | think it's singing. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/742 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/742 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Weird." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Johnny does like justice, but that's taking it a bit far. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop fish" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP FISH Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog's playing with the stupid balloon. "I love you, Floyd | balloooooon! Have a hug!" Floyd | Floyd | Oh, seriously? Is he really going to--- Floyd | Floyd | KABOOM Floyd | Floyd | Gah, those things are loud when they pop. The hedgehog looks dazed. Floyd | "Oh no! Where did my balloon friend go?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hehehehehe." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Rupertina. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen florins!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | Ha ha. That was a great noise. Oh, hey, I think it scared one of the Floyd | cows. She's trying to break the fence. Whoa whoa, she did Floyd | break the fence and now all of the cows are mooing really loudly and Floyd | kind of running and now the pigs are--- woohoo! It's a stampede! Oh, Floyd | hey, maybe I shouldn't be just standi---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 738 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "There we go." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Hedgehogs pop balloons, and popped balloons freak out animals. But why?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I mean, to what end :D Not 'why'." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/739 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Contemporary Donkey Unlimited," he announces. Floyd | "We'll start the bidding at one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/740 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a coffer (which is open), and an auction Floyd | block (on top of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" shouts Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/741 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/742 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/743 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/744 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/745 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/746 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/747 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf15" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Farmland 14/747 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/748 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/749 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/750 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/749 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/750 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/751 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and Floyd | drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/752 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/751 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/752 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/753 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/754 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/755 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/754 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give cricket to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/755 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CRICKET TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/756 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last coin first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/757 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/758 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/759 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/760 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/761 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give earthworm to hedgehog.wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/762 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE EARTHWORM TO HEDGEHOG.WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/763 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/764 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/765 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/766 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a coffer (which is open), and an auction Floyd | block here. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Gopher Group," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/767 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" shouts F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/768 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | To the the north, I hear a cow cry out, "Augh, it's the Farmer! The Floyd | Farmer is coming! It's the Farmer! Oh no oh no oh no oh no run run run Floyd | run run runrunrunrunrun!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This the floor of the stock market, though the pen is sadly empty now. Floyd | From here, I can go south to the bank or southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about sixteen florins? Do I hear sixteen?" Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 770 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Augh! It's a cow quake! Cows and dogs and pigs and chickens and at Floyd | least one wildebeest charge in from the north, screaming and bleating. Floyd | Floyd | "Help! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "Whee! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm going to get stepped on!" Floyd | Floyd | "Panic! Panic panic panic!" Floyd | Floyd | "Freedom! Panic! Freedom!" Floyd | Floyd | This is a breathtaking, mouth-watering sight, boss, but it might be a Floyd | bit dangerous to hang around a horde of stampeding animals. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/771 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie whips out a ladle and starts beating back some dogs that look Floyd | more hungry than scared. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the strange coin, the faery coin, or the florin? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take strange" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, try to hear me through the stampede. Yoink! Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bleh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I figured the stampeded was loud, so the beggar wouldn't notice us? But we just get trampled, too." | ||
| Zach asks, "What exactly causes the stampede?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "The balloon getting popped." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to take the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/773 Floyd | | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/774 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/775 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/776 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/777 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe in the moment before the stampede charges in (a few turns back)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/776 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/775 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/774 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/771 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I wasted a turn earlier maybe" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/768 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/767 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/768 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | To the the northeast, I hear a cow cry out, "Augh, it's the Farmer! Floyd | The Farmer is coming! It's the Farmer! Oh no oh no oh no oh no run run Floyd | run run run runrunrunrunrun!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | There's a deafening combination of mooing and bleating from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a deafening combination of mooing and bleating from the north. Floyd | Floyd | "Aieeee! My ears!" cries the beggar, although I can barely hear him Floyd | over the chaos. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take strange" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 19/771 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, try to hear me through the stampede. Yoink! Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Augh! It's a cow quake! Cows and dogs and pigs and chickens and at Floyd | least one wildebeest charge in from the north, screaming and bleating. Floyd | Floyd | "Help! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "Whee! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm going to get stepped on!" Floyd | Floyd | "Panic! Panic panic panic!" Floyd | Floyd | "Freedom! Panic! Freedom!" Floyd | Floyd | This is a breathtaking, mouth-watering sight, boss, but it might be a Floyd | bit dangerous to hang around a horde of stampeding animals. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 5 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 19/772 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/773 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x strange" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/774 Floyd | Floyd | > X STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | It looks like it's made of gold and silver swirled together. One face Floyd | shows some distinguished-looking older woman, and the other shows a Floyd | lighthouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat strange" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/775 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | Ha ha, funny. I know you think I eat everything, but there are limits. Floyd | Floyd | I am kind of hungry, though. Let me know if you see any real food. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/776 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "hooray" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/777 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a strange coin Floyd | an earthworm Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/778 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf16" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/778 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Show the strange coin to Mel?" | |
| Zach says, "Or buy lots of hot meat" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It's not that kind of game." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 19/779 Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 19/780 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mock beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 19/780 Floyd | Floyd | > MOCK BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 19/781 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 19/782 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show strange to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/783 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW STRANGE TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel examines the coin. "Where did you get a twenty septiva coin? Floyd | Septivar was conquered and destroyed three hundred years ago." Floyd | Floyd | "Well, I went and looked through my shiny object collection, and I Floyd | didn't recognize this, so I figured it was probably valuable. Er, is Floyd | it?" Floyd | Floyd | "Oh yes, definitely. Here." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the Floyd | counter and carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly Floyd | worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "I think we need two more?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/783 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/783 Floyd | Floyd | > X TORN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the torn bit of wool or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/784 Floyd | Floyd | > X TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | It's a torn page from a book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/785 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/786 Floyd | Floyd | > READ VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | In familiar handwriting, the text of the page reads: Floyd | Floyd | Dear Guards, Floyd | Floyd | Please return the machine you confiscated from the king's wizard, who Floyd | is very powerful and very good at magic except for that one time with Floyd | the pancakes, which was a reasonable accident that could happen to Floyd | anyone. Also, I am stupid and I smell bad and my mother is a platypus. Floyd | Floyd | The signature on this letter is somewhat unusual. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/787 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | A poorly-executed forgery of the treasurer's signature. I suspect his Floyd | name is not actually "The Treasurer." I also suspect he knows how to Floyd | spell "treasurer." I wish your Spelling Wasp had caught on, boss. That Floyd | one should have made us millionaires. Anaphylactic shock is a small Floyd | price to pay for proper spelling. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "erase signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/787 Floyd | Floyd | > ERASE SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to erase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/788 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x clear fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/789 Floyd | Floyd | > X CLEAR FLUID Floyd | Floyd | The bottle is filled with a colourless fluid. It's labelled, "Problem Floyd | Solvent: Misspelled a word? Problem Solve-it with Problem Solvent!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "solve signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/789 Floyd | Floyd | > SOLVE SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour clear fluid on signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/790 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR CLEAR FLUID ON SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | Okay, let me sprinkle a few drops on it. Wow, the signature completely Floyd | disappeared, and without the paper catching fire or turning into a Floyd | swarm of angry bees or worse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/791 Floyd | Floyd | > X VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | An inexpert forgery on vellum, crumpled up a bit. It's unsigned. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we want that device." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf17" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/791 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/792 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 20/793 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/794 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/795 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 20/796 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block here. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Majestic Lynx Acquisitions," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Really? All the animals are gone." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 20/797 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/798 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/799 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/800 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/799 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/800 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tower" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/801 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOWER Floyd | Floyd | It's an oppressive stone building. I always feel like I'm going to fly Floyd | into it even when I'm nowhere near it. It's only two stories high. I'm Floyd | confident that in later years, art critics will point to this building Floyd | as the quintessential Thuggist structure. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter tower" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/802 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TOWER Floyd | Floyd | The entrance is farther to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/803 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/804 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf18" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 20/804 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vellum to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/805 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VELLUM TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | The guard reluctantly stirs. The guard reluctantly stirs. "This form Floyd | isn't signed. It's not valid." Glaring at me, he tears up the form and Floyd | goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/804 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/805 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/806 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barracks Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the Floyd | main part of the guardhouse. Floyd | Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vellum on stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/807 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VELLUM ON STACK Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've put the vellum page on the pile of paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/808 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman picks up the vellum page and looks at it Floyd | blearily. "Heh, platypus." The guard dutifully stamps the page and Floyd | sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/809 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/810 Floyd | Floyd | > X VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | A slightly better forgery on vellum, crumpled up a bit. It's stamped Floyd | with the treasurer's signature. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl :D | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/811 Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vellum to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/812 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VELLUM TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | The guard reluctantly stirs. He scans the form. "Oh, you belong to the Floyd | crazy wizard. That explains so much. Well, I suppose this looks Floyd | legit." He fishes out his key, opens the cabinet, and drags out a Floyd | metal device from it. After carefully relocking the cabinet while Floyd | watching me suspiciously, he goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/813 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I have no idea what this is, boss. It's a metal box with red, blue, Floyd | and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot beneath them. There's Floyd | a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. The machine looks Floyd | great--- the metal is wonderfully shiny--- but there aren't any Floyd | convenient labels or instructions. I don't think this is something you Floyd | designed. Hey, maybe that means it'll work! Floyd | Floyd | Er, sorry, boss. That came out wrong. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick advice" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/813 Floyd | Floyd | > KICK ADVICE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/813 Floyd | Floyd | > KICK DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/814 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can open. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/815 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barracks Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the Floyd | main part of the guardhouse. Floyd | Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/816 Floyd | Floyd | > STAND ON STACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/817 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER STACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can enter. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Boo." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/818 | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push green button" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a metal device, a vase (which contains an egg) and a Floyd | young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Watchtower 20/819 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH GREEN BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps sadly, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bop! Floyd | Unused fraction cannot commence money protocols. Removing before to Floyd | continue is a necessary." Whoa! It talks! Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/820 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I have no idea what this is, boss. It's a metal box with red, blue, Floyd | and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot beneath them. There's Floyd | a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. The machine looks Floyd | great--- the metal is wonderfully shiny--- but there aren't any Floyd | convenient labels or instructions. I don't think this is something you Floyd | designed. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/821 Floyd | Floyd | > X TRAY Floyd | Floyd | There's a metal tray mounted on top of the strange device. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x buttons" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/821 Floyd | Floyd | > X BUTTONS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf19" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push red button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/821 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Watchtower 20/822 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bleep blorp! Floyd | Fraction disposal commencing." Ack! It talks! The top of the machine Floyd | pops open, and it spits out a dog-eared pamphlet. The top then snaps Floyd | back into place. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Pressing all the butto--timing." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pamphlet" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/823 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAMPHLET Floyd | Floyd | "Thank you muchly for buyinged Super Wonderful Very Legal Money Floyd | Device! For happy money time, please three of etherial fraction to Floyd | take inside Device: Floyd | - A wool (of clothing or not) Floyd | - A blue of dye (inside bottle is happy-good also) Floyd | - A egg (after breaked, is it acceptable? Very no!) Floyd | The blue of button is for to transport fraction from platform to Floyd | inside the Device. The red of button is for to unmake transportation Floyd | by eversion. The green of button is for to Device initiation money Floyd | protocols. Let's money together in every day! Floyd | Floyd | Neither this company nor its subsidiaries assume any liability for Floyd | misuse of this Device for anything other than its recommended novelty Floyd | purposes." Floyd | Floyd | Oh, that's right, this is that counterfeiting machine you sent away Floyd | for a while ago. I'm surprised you had so many problems with it; it Floyd | sounds reliable enough. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "We have those things!" | |
| Zach says, "Huzzah!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/824 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put wool on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/825 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT WOOL ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | The torn bit of wool is now inside the metal tray. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/826 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BLUE Floyd | Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye) Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/827 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Wow, boss. This thing Floyd | is amazing. Are you getting all this? You need to make something like Floyd | this. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bip! Wool Floyd | reception!" The talking creeps me out. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put blue dye on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/828 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT BLUE DYE ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | The bottle of blue dye is now inside the metal tray. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/829 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bip bip! Dye Floyd | reception!" Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions. | ||
| Gerynar has disconnected. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put egg on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/830 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT EGG ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | I can't do that without holding it. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf20" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 20/830 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I think he eats the egg as soon as we break the vase." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because he's a jerk with no self control." | ||
| mwmiller says, "put vase on tray, push blue button. Maybe it'll break the vase and vanish it in the process." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/831 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | I can't do that without holding it. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/832 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/833 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | The vase is now inside the metal tray. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps. "Bip! Bad reception causes very sadness." The top Floyd | of the machine unfolds as it spits out the vase, then reassembles Floyd | itself in a complicated way that gives me a headache just thinking Floyd | about it. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/833 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Hmm. Maybe if we eat the fish before breaking the vase we'll be full?" | |
| mwmiller says, "Foo." | ||
| Zach says, "Though we're probably too greedy." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Can we tie our beak shut?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/835 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Wait, did I say there was an egg? Sorry, that was just a trick of the Floyd | light. There was no mouth-wateringly delicious egg with the exact Floyd | amount of staleness for perfect burp flavoring. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Nope." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/833 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Urgh, this thing weights a ton. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/835 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device out" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/836 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE OUT Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to put it down first. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/837 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Huff puff puff. My load is too heavy to fly, or even hop, Floyd | boss. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/838 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/839 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device s" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/840 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/840 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | This is apparently some sort of counterfeiting machine. It's a metal Floyd | box with red, blue, and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot Floyd | beneath them. There's a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Hey, I think our opinion of the wizard's mind is improving! Or maybe it's just random." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tray" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/843 Floyd | Floyd | > X TRAY Floyd | Floyd | There's a metal tray mounted on top of the strange device. Floyd | Floyd | Inside the metal tray is a vase. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I hadn't noticed." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/844 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/845 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/846 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/847 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Let's get out of here before the cage appears again. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/848 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out Floyd | of that cage again. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "In this session it's gone from 'the mind of an annoying wizard' to 'mediocre' to 'foolish'." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/849 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here! Floyd | Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/850 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | I can't get to that while I'm stuck in this cage. Thanks again for Floyd | getting me locked in here, boss. Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH ROD Floyd | Floyd | That is all the way on the other side of the wharf, but I'm stuck in Floyd | this freaky cage. Let me out! Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with wand" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/852 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH WAND Floyd | Floyd | As I am stuck in this freaky cage, I can't reach that. Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with tool" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/853 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH TOOL Floyd | Floyd | As I am stuck in this freaky cage, I can't reach that. Floyd | Floyd | Arrrgh! The delicious egg is right there, but I'm stuck in Floyd | this freaky magical cage. This is unbearably frustrating, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/854 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass. Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with tools" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/855 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | That is all the way on the other side of the wharf, but I'm stuck in Floyd | this freaky cage. Let me out! Floyd | Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Grrr." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/854 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/853 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/852 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/850 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/849 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/848 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/847 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/846 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/845 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/844 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/843 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/840 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device into circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE INTO CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | The metal device is now inside the chalk circle. Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! I want that tasty egg! Arrgggh, it's right there, mocking me with Floyd | its tantalizing deliciousness! You will soon be mine, egg! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/843 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Let's get out of here before the cage appears again. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/844 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/845 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/846 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out Floyd | of that cage again. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/847 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here! Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/848 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Urgghgh! Close, but I can't quite reach the blue button from inside Floyd | the cage. Floyd | Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with wand" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/849 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH WAND Floyd | Floyd | Okay, the magic wand will just barely fit through the bars, Floyd | and....nrgh...almost...success! Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bop bop! Egg Floyd | reception!" The talking still creeps me out. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whee." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit bars" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/850 Floyd | Floyd | > HIT BARS Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars. Floyd | I'm almost through! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud! Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/852 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | This is apparently some sort of counterfeiting machine. It's a metal Floyd | box with red, blue, and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot Floyd | beneath them. There's a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "EGG RECEPTION!!!!! =D =D =D" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push green button" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/853 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH GREEN BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The machine emits a complicated series of beeps, and a tinny voice Floyd | issues from it. "Beep bleep bip bip boop bleep bip! Here is your Floyd | money! Please remember always that Device is for happy money time with Floyd | friends only. Using it as real money? Very never! Let's all remember Floyd | together." The machine ejects a banknote from the narrow slot and Floyd | beeps happily a few more times before becoming quiet again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x banknote" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/854 Floyd | Floyd | > X BANKNOTE Floyd | Floyd | This is a note for one million florins! That's only fifty thousand Floyd | marks, but it's still nothing to sneeze at. The paint's still a little Floyd | tacky, so I'm being careful when touching it. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Happy Money Time." | |
| mwmiller exclaims, "Let's money together in every day!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take banknote" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 26/855 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BANKNOTE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 6 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 26/856 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to get out of the chalk circle first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 26/857 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've gotten out of the chalk circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 26/858 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 26/859 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 26/860 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 26/861 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show banknote to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/862 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW BANKNOTE TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel looks at the note. Then he touches it lightly. I'm trying to look Floyd | innocent, boss. I don't think he's buying it. Wait, wait. He shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | "What the hell. It's funny, if nothing else." Floyd | Floyd | Victory is ours! Floyd | Floyd | Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes Floyd | a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "A new balloon!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "They regenerate :)" | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/863 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Checking a sigh, Mel incants "Kadara!", and a red balloon pops into Floyd | existence. Man, that's handy. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl glee! | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/864 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 27/865 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 27/866 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/867 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/868 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Contemporary Cardinal Interests," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Magically regenerating animals, too. Or maybe someone rounded them all up?" | |
| Zach asks, "Are we going to turn a cow into gold?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hehe" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/869 Floyd | Floyd | > X STOCK Floyd | Floyd | It's a stock certificate for 16 shares of Contemporary Cardinal Floyd | Interests. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" shouts Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen florins!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coffer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/870 Floyd | Floyd | > X COFFER Floyd | Floyd | It's a strongbox full of stock certificates. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/871 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER Floyd | Floyd | It's full of all sorts of stock certificates for all kinds of animals. Floyd | I can try looking for something specific, if you want. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Amalgamated Weasel Floyd | Company?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for raven" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/872 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR RAVEN Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Those are just pictures of animals. Floyd | They're not food--- oh, wait. You're that wizard's bird. Well, if you Floyd | want to participate in the auction, I don't mind. It makes sense, I Floyd | suppose," he says hesitantly. "He's been trying to start his own Floyd | businesses for a while without much luck, so why not invest in someone Floyd | else's business instead, and why not send a magical bird to handle the Floyd | transactions? Floyd | Floyd | "All right, bird, you're welcome to join us. Just wait till this round Floyd | is over." Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen florins!" shouts Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for crow" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/873 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR CROW Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for dog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/874 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR DOG Floyd | Floyd | Got it! I hold it up for the auctioneer. "Thanks. I'm not tipping Floyd | you." Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Efficient Dog Unlimited," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/875 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" shouts Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/876 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I don't know what to do here." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/877 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Got it! Ack! The auctioneer grabs me and takes the certificate. "You Floyd | have to actually buy the stock, bird." He shrugs. "Well, I guess this Floyd | one is as good as any other." Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Future Hedgehog Company," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid one florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/877 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ONE FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid the florin on? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid one florin on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/878 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ONE FLORIN ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer resignedly. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen florins!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixty-four!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about 128 florins? Do I hear 128?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/879 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "I guess we want to find a stock that nobody else wants to outbid us on?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "steal money" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/879 Floyd | Floyd | > STEAL MONEY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "You'll probably have to bid your funny money at some point, I guess." | |
| mwmiller says, "Um, *we'll* bid *our* funny money. :)" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "We're all in this together!" | ||
| mwmiller exclaims, "Exactly. Let's money together in every day!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/880 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Allied Reindeer Syndicate," he announces. "We'll Floyd | start the bidding at one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/881 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" bids F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" shouts Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?" Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Maybe we're overthinking this. Maybe which *particular* stock we bid on doesn't matter so much as just having something to rub Mel's nose in?" | |
| Zach asks, "Don't we have enough credits for 6 ingredients now?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sure, but we can't outbid anyone else." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/882 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/883 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me Floyd | some bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Lamb Securities," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "So, most stocks go for 32 (unless we bid first, which drives it up). Occasionally one person doesn't bid, and they only go for 16." | |
| Zach asks, "I mean, isn't 6 enough to win the game? I guess 7 gives the optimal ending?" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Oh wait! We already gave the banknote to Mel, I'm dumb. Daaaah." | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Zach), "yes & yes" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search for fish" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/883 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH FOR FISH Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for fish" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/884 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR FISH Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" bids Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" bids Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" announces Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixty-four!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/885 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for fish" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/886 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR FISH Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. I can't find anything like that in the coffer. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Efficient Beaver Properties," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "OH WELL. Save our place, see if we can cash in on our credit. Maybe somebody can try for a seventh item on his/her/its own time." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I guess so." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf21" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stock Market 27/886 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I am pretty tired, so we should try that." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic2" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/886
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 27/887 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 27/888 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 27/889 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/890 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/891 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ask mel about midas potion" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/892 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT MIDAS POTION Floyd | Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof! Floyd | Full of treasure again?" Floyd | Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want. Floyd | Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel Floyd | continues, "let me know." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/893 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT Floyd | Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for Floyd | six spell ingredients." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "buy unicorn fur" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/894 Floyd | Floyd | > BUY UNICORN FUR Floyd | Floyd | "All right, W.D., here you go." Mel hands me the unicorn fur and makes Floyd | a note in his ledger. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Oh wait, wrong list." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/893 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "buy sapphire whiskey. buy phoenix kidney. buy ivory runestone. buy daffodil blood. buy refined starmetal. buy wizard ash." | mwmiller asks, "Yoo-hoo? Floyd?" | |
| mwmiller says, "Uh-oh. I didn't crash the bot, did I? :(" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Apparently not only did I crash the bot, I also crashed everyone else." | ||
| mwmiller says, "Oh well, YOLO." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "i" | Ellison says, "yeah, he has hated multiple commands in the past, I think." | |
| mwmiller says, "Sorry folks. Seems a decent place to cut off anyway. G'night." | ||
| *** SESSION THREE *** | ||
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic2" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/886
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| [LINK] | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I think we need to find a stock that nobody will bid on so that we can buy it for a single florin." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Also, if we finish Speculative Fiction tonight (and we technically could, if we don't figure this last thing out quickly), we can start Tale's Parasite." | ||
| Zach asks, "Are the patterns affected by our biding?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I don't think so." | ||
| [LINK] | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Which is just the straight text culled from the log" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I mean, we haven't confirmed that the same thing happens each time for a given animal, either." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I do want to see if we can find something that Rupertina will bid on. There was exactly one incidence of her bidding, and it was as we entered the space, so we don't know what the stock was." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for crocodile" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/887 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR CROCODILE Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "One!" bids F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/888 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for crocodile" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/889 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR CROCODILE Floyd | Floyd | Got it! Ack! The auctioneer grabs me and takes the certificate. "You Floyd | have to actually buy the stock, bird." He shrugs. "Well, I guess this Floyd | one is as good as any other." Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Focused Crocodile Company," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/890 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Rupertina. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ah, there we go." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "First thing with at least 9 letters I could think of. So that might be it." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "However, it's a reptile that Gristlesplat bid on. So maybe it's the legs thing." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for worm" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/891 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR WORM Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/892 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. I can't find anything like that in the coffer. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Amalgamated Spider Company," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/892 Floyd | Floyd | > BID FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid the florin on? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "spiders are tasty" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "bid florin on stock" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid florin on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/893 Floyd | Floyd | > BID FLORIN ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two florins!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm." | |
| Zach asks, "Or we need to find some more money?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/894 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "I dunno. What do Hortensia and Demonspoon's bids have in common?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for dolphin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/895 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR DOLPHIN Floyd | Floyd | Got it! I hold it up for the auctioneer. "Thanks. I'm not tipping Floyd | you." Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Majestic Dolphin Properties," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/896 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/897 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for bee" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/898 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR BEE Floyd | Floyd | Got it! I hold it up for the auctioneer. "Thanks. I'm not tipping Floyd | you." Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Majestic Bee Corporation?" Floyd | he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/899 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" shouts Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid eight florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/900 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Is the idea that every bidder is looking for specific traits of animals (or the words in the stock?)" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "What's a name with five letters?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search for horse" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/900
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH FOR HORSE
Floyd |
| Zach says, "I guess people don't like bugs" | |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "raven" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for horse" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/901 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR HORSE Floyd | Floyd | Got it! Ack! The auctioneer grabs me and takes the certificate. "You Floyd | have to actually buy the stock, bird." He shrugs. "Well, I guess this Floyd | one is as good as any other." Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Global Horse Acquisitions," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. Good call." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/902 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" declares Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?" Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "poor horse" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "So we're possibly looking for something with 7 letters (odd between 6 and 8), which has a double letter, and has no legs, but does not live on land, which means it probably lives in the water." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "And which inexplicably neither Hortensia nor the Professor want to bid on." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because I can't find their patterns." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search for turtle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/902 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH FOR TURTLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for turtle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/903 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR TURTLE Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for turtle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/904 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR TURTLE Floyd | Floyd | Got it! Ack! The auctioneer grabs me and takes the certificate. "You Floyd | have to actually buy the stock, bird." He shrugs. "Well, I guess this Floyd | one is as good as any other." Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Contemporary Turtle Floyd | Properties?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cows" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/905 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT COWS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed away again. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" shouts Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "manatee?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid 64 florins" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/905 Floyd | Floyd | > BID 64 FLORINS Floyd | Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for manatee" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/906 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR MANATEE Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/907 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Personal Chipmunk Company," he announces. "We'll Floyd | start the bidding at one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/906 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for manatee" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/907 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR MANATEE Floyd | Floyd | Got it! Ack! The auctioneer grabs me and takes the certificate. "You Floyd | have to actually buy the stock, bird." He shrugs. "Well, I guess this Floyd | one is as good as any other." Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Majestic Manatee Interests," he announces. "We'll Floyd | start the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/908 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" bids Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about four florins? Do I hear four?" Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Man." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Those jerks." | ||
| Zach says, "Getting closer!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/909 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for porpoise" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/910 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR PORPOISE Floyd | Floyd | Got it! I hold it up for the auctioneer. "Thanks. I'm not tipping Floyd | you." Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Personal Porpoise Floyd | Company?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/911 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/912 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for narwhal" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/913 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR NARWHAL Floyd | Floyd | Got it! I hold it up for the auctioneer. "Thanks. I'm not tipping Floyd | you." Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Advanced Narwhal Floyd | Organization?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/914 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer resignedly. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixteen florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, looking through [LINK] the first thing that maybe fits is herring." | |
| DavidW says, "ha" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/915 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search coffer for red herring" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/916 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR RED HERRING Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. I can't find anything like that in the coffer. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Contemporary Budgerigar Company," he announces. Floyd | "We'll start the bidding at one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/917 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" bids Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Rupertina. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for herring" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/918 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR HERRING Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer shoos me away. "Not yet, I've got to finish this Floyd | auction first." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/919 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. I can't find anything like that in the coffer. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Unified Mink Floyd | Organization?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/920 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/921 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Percival steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search coffer for herring" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/922 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH COFFER FOR HERRING Floyd | Floyd | Got it! I hold it up for the auctioneer. "Thanks. I'm not tipping Floyd | you." Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Consolidated Herring Securities," he announces. Floyd | "We'll start the bidding at one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/923 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | The merchants are silent. Floyd | Floyd | "Anyone? I'll take just one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid florin on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/924 Floyd | Floyd | > BID FLORIN ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Sold to the bird!" The auctioneer exchange the florin for the stock Floyd | certificate. Floyd | Floyd | He looks at me with a combination of confusion and suspicion. "It's Floyd | market close, everybody. Thanks for buying. We'll meet again in the Floyd | morning. I'll set up the stock ticker if you want to see what's going Floyd | on in the other markets, and I'll stick around for a while if you want Floyd | to engage in any after-hours trading." Floyd | Floyd | The crowd disperses. The auctioneer locks up the coffer and places a Floyd | stock ticker on the auction block, then takes out a book and sits down Floyd | to read. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Huzzah!" | |
| DavidW says, "oh wow" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Incidentally, there are many species of herring. I did not know." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "So.. now what?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | Zach says, "Narwhal could have worked too :/" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Narwhal has no double letters." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/924
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "they tried narwhal earlier" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf22" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stock Market 27/924 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, actually, Zach tried that :D" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "And apparently forgot." | ||
| genericgeekgirl :) | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I still don't understand what those last two bidders wanted, though." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Wikipedia to the rescue." | ||
| Zach says, "I know; I'm just pouting :)" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sell stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/925 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL STOCK Floyd | Floyd | (the stock certificate) Floyd | There's no place to sell anything here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cash in stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/925 Floyd | Floyd | > CASH IN STOCK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Maybe one of the bidders wanted a's." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/926 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a stock certificate Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/927 Floyd | Floyd | > X STOCK Floyd | Floyd | (the stock ticker) Floyd | The ticker's an upright brass tube. There's a glass bubble on top Floyd | that's glowing intermittently. The ticker has a red and a yellow Floyd | button on it, and there's also a panel on the back. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x certificate" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/928 Floyd | Floyd | > X CERTIFICATE Floyd | Floyd | It's a stock certificate for a thousand shares of Consolidated Herring Floyd | Securities. Wow, do you think that means it's good for one thousand Floyd | herring? That's got to be at least five times as many as I could eat Floyd | in a one sitting. This thing must be worth...hmm, I paid one florin Floyd | for it, so....I have no idea. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bubble" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/929 Floyd | Floyd | > X BUBBLE Floyd | Floyd | The ticker's an upright brass tube. There's a glass bubble on top Floyd | that's glowing intermittently. The ticker has a red and a yellow Floyd | button on it, and there's also a panel on the back. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/930 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | The panel is currently closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Maybe we just show it to Mel" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/931 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Whoa. Whoa. I'm not sure how to....This thing is complicated Floyd | on the inside. There's a mass of complex parts inside. I think I can Floyd | see gears, flanges, gadgets, thingies, and doodads. The only part of Floyd | it I can make sense of is a series of...wossnames...they're kind of Floyd | like tubes, but they wind around the gears and twist around Floyd | to...something.... Floyd | Floyd | I'm confused, boss. The best I can do to explain this is that there Floyd | are a bunch of wossnames connected to a bunch of receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a black wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a brown wossname, a red receptacle containing a red wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing a yellow wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe. But this thing is interesting." | |
| Zach says, "Oh ho" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "It was never mentioned before, was it?" | ||
| DavidW says, "I don't remember no wossnames." | ||
| Zach says, "I don't think so, but maybe we can make herrings very valuable." | ||
| genericgeekgirl | after-hours trading | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "> eat all the herrings" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x green wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/932 Floyd | Floyd | > X GREEN WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | It's a thin green tube that's attached to the green socket. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/933 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/934 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to brown" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/934 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO BROWN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the brown wossname or the brown receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/935 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Are wossnames cables-with-plugs?" | |
| Zach says, "They appear to be something like that" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/936 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | A ADEDEHIHILMLMPQPQTUTUXYXY2323BCBCFGF Floyd | GJKJKNONORSRSVWVWZ1Z14545 Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/937 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oho" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/938 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | It's already disconnected, boss. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/939 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/940 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/941 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890-+ Floyd | /1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19*,./?! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press yellow button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/942 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS YELLOW BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I wonder if somehow the spacing is off for this?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take green tube and brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/943 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE AND BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | green wossname: Disconnected. Floyd | brown wossname: Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | IHT E3I | QPI D2Y | EUL D3U | DPL EY | AHP DYA | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/942 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/943 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, so we just have to figure out which tubes control the prices." | |
| DavidW says, "this is hyper weird" | ||
| Zach says, "Not much weirder than the real stock market" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/944 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP 819 | KHP 71/3 | SPI 8X1 | CSH 8Y/11 | BPJ 718 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/945 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABC ABCHIJKHIJKPQRSPQRSXYZ1XYZ16789678 Floyd | 9/2/3/4/5/2/3/4/5/10/11/12/13/10/11/12/13/18/19*,/18/19*, Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BPJ 718 | AHP 819 | KHP 71/3 | SPI 8X1 | CSH 8Y/11 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst.. | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take yellow tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/946 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CCH 8I7 | B J 7K8 | AH 8K9 | KH 7K/3 | C I 8HK | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/947 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABC ABCHIJKHIJK ABC ABCHIJKHIJK6789678 Floyd | 9/2/3/4/5/2/3/4/567896789/2/3/4/5/2/3/4/5 Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | C I 8HK | CCH 8I7 | B J 7K8 | AH 8K9 | KH 7K/3 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/948 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHP /111/3 | C I /12XK | SSX /12Y/11 | R Z /11K8 | AH Floyd | /12K9 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/949 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHD /12O9 | KHT /115/3 | GDI /122O | SWX /123/15 | RDZ Floyd | /11O8 | Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/949 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the large red button or the large yellow button? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/950 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCPQRSHIJKXYZ1DEFGTUVWLMNO23456789/10/11/12 Floyd | /13/2/3/4/5/18/19*,0-+/1/14/15/16/17/6/7/8/9./?! Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | RDZ /11O8 | AHD /12O9 | KHT /115/3 | GDI /122O | SWX Floyd | /123/15 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Seems like a lot of combinations to just experiment with randomly." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We should see what he says if we just offer him the stock now." | ||
| Lionheart arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cf23" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stock Market 27/950 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/951 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SWX /123/15 | RDZ /11O8 | AHD /12O9 | KHT /115/3 | GDI Floyd | /122O | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 27/952 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe the ticker is *coughs* a red herring. Or not. I just wanted to say that." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 27/953 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/954 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show stock to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/955 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW STOCK TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel looks at it. "Sorry, W.D., but I don't accept stock; the price is Floyd | too variable. But you've already established that you know how to Floyd | day-trade. Why don't you go see if you can turn it into something more Floyd | solid? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh fine." | |
| Zach asks, "Silly Mel. Doesn't he know about long term investing?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 27/956 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 27/957 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/958 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | An auctioneer is here, although he's not auctioneering at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a stock ticker, a coffer (which is closed), and an Floyd | auction block here. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT /115/3 | GDI /122O | SWX /123/15 | RDZ /11O8 | AHD Floyd | /12O9 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take orange" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/958 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the orange wossname or the orange receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take orange tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/959 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGE TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | A D /12G9 | C T /11W7 | GDA /12TG | SWP /12U/15 | RDR /11G8 Floyd | | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take yellow tube and red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/960 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW TUBE AND RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | yellow wossname: Disconnected. Floyd | red wossname: Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | B B 7C8 | A 8C9 | C 7C7 | C A 8 C | CC 8A7 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/961 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CS 8Q/11 | BPB 7S8 | A P 8S9 | C P 7S7 | SPA 8PS | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/962 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPA +TS | GWD +U/15 | FPF -S8 | A P +S9 | C T -W7 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/963 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCDEFG ABCDEFGPQRSTUVWPQRSTUVW67890-+ Floyd | /167890-+/1/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17 Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | C T -W7 | SPA +TS | GWD +U/15 | FPF -S8 | A P +S9 | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I don't even understand what the goal is here. What sort of thing are we trying to get the ticker tape to say?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Presumably +something for CHS." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "So we can sell it back to the auctioneer." | ||
| Zach says, "Yeah" | ||
| DavidW asks, "and a positive number?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/964 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a black wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a brown wossname, a red receptacle containing a red wossname, an empty Floyd | orange receptacle, a yellow receptacle containing a yellow wossname, Floyd | and a green receptacle containing a green wossname. There is also a Floyd | disconnected orange wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | A P +S9 | C T -W7 | SPA +TS | GWD +U/15 | FPF -S8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Not knowing anything about stocks, do things like +S9 and +TS mean anything useful?" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Or is that just because we're screwing around with the wires?" | ||
| Zach says, "The latter I believe" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/965 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ah" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "disconnect yellow tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/966 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT YELLOW TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GGL +M- | F N -K8 | AH +K9 | KHD -O/3 | C I +LK | Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/967 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO67890-+ Floyd | /1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/967890-+/1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | C I +LK | GGL +M- | F N -K8 | AH +K9 | KHD -O/3 | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I don't think +S9 means anything. It looks like we're scrambling the existing letters and numbers into new arrangements." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "AH is up a K9! I would sell things for a puppy." | ||
| Zach says, "A Hedgehog!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/968 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/969 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | HP +Z8 | JHT 04/2 | RPH +2Z | FVL +2/14 | FPN 0Z8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/970 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BBDDFFHHJJLLNNPPRRTTVVXXZZ2244668800+ Floyd | +/2/2/4/4/6/6/8/8/10/10/12/12/14/14/16/16/18/18**..?? Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FPN 0Z8 | HP +Z8 | JHT 04/2 | RPH +2Z | FVL +2/14 | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "although I don't understand what's up with the /" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/971 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "To separate the numbers" | |
| Zach says, "So 1/2 is different than 12, I think" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/972 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | QPI 02Y | EUL 03/15 | DPL -Y6 | AHP 0Y7 | IHT -3/3 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/973 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | A ADEDEHIHILMLMPQPQTUTUXYXY232367670-0 Floyd | -/2/3/2/3/6/7/6/7/10/11/10/11/14/15/14/15/18/19/18/19././ Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | IHT -3/3 | QPI 02Y | EUL 03/15 | DPL -Y6 | AHP 0Y7 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/974 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/975 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FPN E1B | AHP F1C | KHT E5I | SPI F21 | GWL F3U | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/976 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ12345 ABCDEF Floyd | GHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ12345 Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GWL F3U | FPN E1B | AHP F1C | KHT E5I | SPI F21 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/977 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "this is the sort of puzzle I just can't follow this way. I'd have to play solo at my own pace to have a chance at grasping it." | |
| Zach says, "I'll upload some data" | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm finding it hard to concentrate regardless, I'm afraid." | ||
| Zach says, "Ah, OK" | ||
| DavidW says, "(I ate half a pizza and now I'm kinda torpid.)" | ||
| Jacqueline disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press the red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/978 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS THE RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890-+ Floyd | /1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19*,./?! Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | [LINK] | |
| Zach says, "I think that's right." | ||
| DavidW says, "Like, I'd want to systematically map out one by one, what every wossname does, trying to leave the other ones alone, as I move it from one receptacle to another." | ||
| Zach says (to DavidW), "Feel free to play around" | ||
| DavidW says, "no, my head's not in the right space." | ||
| DavidW asks, "I look at your chart and it seems like half the info is missing. 'red' what? Where's the other tape info?" | ||
| Zach says, "That's taking the red tube out of the red receptacle. That's the info from pressing the red button." | ||
| Zach says, "I assume the other tape changes to reflect those changes in the alphanumerical table." | ||
| DavidW says, "well, I don't get how the tapes are related to each other either." | ||
| DavidW asks, "I look at the red output and I can't succinctly describe how it's different from the baseline. Is it groups of four characters scooped out and remaining ones duplicated?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take out red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/978 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE OUT RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/979 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP 819 | KHP 71/3 | SPI 8X1 | CSH 8Y/11 | BPJ 718 | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "And is there supposed to be another space before the A in the baseline? Is that why there's a space after the C in the red?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/980 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABC ABCHIJKHIJKPQRSPQRSXYZ1XYZ16789678 Floyd | 9/2/3/4/5/2/3/4/5/10/11/12/13/10/11/12/13/18/19*,/18/19*, Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BPJ 718 | AHP 819 | KHP 71/3 | SPI 8X1 | CSH 8Y/11 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "I don't know why there's a space with the red. To indicate where the alphabet begins to change?" | |
| Zach says, "The first HIJK occurs at the place it ought to." | ||
| DavidW says, "powers of 2 seem to be involved. red = 4, yellow = 16, orange = 8, black = 1, brown = 2, green = 32." | ||
| Zach says, "Ah, yes. Maybe that's a hint on how to combine the colors." | ||
| Zach says, "This puzzle might go better with a pot of coffee." | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm gonna lie down. Good luck, guys." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Aw, ok." | ||
| Zach says (to genericgeekgirl), "Have you any thoughts on the puzzle? My brain's a bit tired as well." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Not particularly." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect all" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/981 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT ALL Floyd | Floyd | stock ticker: That isn't really connected, boss. Floyd | coffer: That isn't really connected, boss. Floyd | auction block: That isn't really connected, boss. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CSH 8Y/11 | BPJ 718 | AHP 819 | KHP 71/3 | SPI 8X1 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/981 Floyd | Floyd | > X WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the black wossname, the brown wossname, the red Floyd | wossname, the orange wossname, the yellow wossname, or the green Floyd | wossname? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect black" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/981 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT BLACK Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the black wossname, the black receptacle, or the Floyd | suit? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect black wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/982 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT BLACK WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | RPH 8XZ | BRH 8X/10 | BPJ 6Z8 | HP 8Z8 | JHP 6Z/2 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect brown wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/983 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT BROWN WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | HHP 6X/2 | PPH 6XX | PH 6X/10 | PH 6X6 | HP 6X6 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect red wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/984 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT RED WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | It's already disconnected, boss. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | HP 6X6 | HHP 6X/2 | PPH 6XX | PH 6X/10 | PH 6X6 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect orange wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/985 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT ORANGE WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | PP 6PP | P 6P/10 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ticker" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/986 Floyd | Floyd | > X TICKER Floyd | Floyd | The ticker's an upright brass tube. There's a glass bubble on top Floyd | that's glowing intermittently. The ticker has a red and a yellow Floyd | button on it, and there's also a panel on the back. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | P 6P/10 | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | PP 6PP | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/987 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: an empty Floyd | black receptacle, an empty brown receptacle, an empty red receptacle, Floyd | an empty orange receptacle, a yellow receptacle containing a yellow Floyd | wossname, and a green receptacle containing a green wossname. There Floyd | are also disconnected black, brown, red, and orange wossnames. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | PP 6PP | P 6P/10 | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconect green wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/987 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONECT GREEN WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect yellow wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/988 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT YELLOW WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 6 6 | 6 | 6 6 | 6 6 | 6 6 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect red wossname to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/989 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED WOSSNAME TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 0 6 | D 0D6 | 0D | DDD 0D0 | D D 0 6 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect red wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/990 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT RED WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 6 6 | 6 6 | 6 6 | 6 | 6 6 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect red wossname to blue receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/990 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED WOSSNAME TO BLUE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect red wossname to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/991 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED WOSSNAME TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BBB 8B8 | B B 8 6 | 8 6 | B 8B6 | 8B | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press red" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/991 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the large red button, the red wossname, or the red Floyd | receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/992 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BBBB BBBB BBBB BBBB6666888 Floyd | 8666688886666888866668888 Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 8B | BBB 8B8 | B B 8 6 | 8 6 | B 8B6 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press yellow button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/993 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS YELLOW BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I 'unno." | |
| Zach says, "I tried disconnecting each one at a time, and there seemed to some pattern, but I couldn't make much of it." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/994 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: an empty Floyd | black receptacle, a brown receptacle containing a red wossname, an Floyd | empty red receptacle, an empty orange receptacle, an empty yellow Floyd | receptacle, and a green receptacle containing a green wossname. There Floyd | are also disconnected black, brown, orange, and yellow wossnames. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/995 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/996 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | 6666666 Floyd | 6666666666666666666666666 Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/997 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | It's already disconnected, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/998 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/999 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1000 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Floyd | A A A A A A A A A A A A A Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1001 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1002 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1003 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BB BB BB BB BB BB BB BB BB B Floyd | B BB BB BB BB BB BB Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1004 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1005 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1006 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | DDDD DDDD DDDD DDDD DDD Floyd | D DDDD DDDD DDDD Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1007 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1008 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1009 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH Floyd | HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "This appears to also relate to powers of two" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take orange tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1010 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGE TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1011 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1012 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Floyd | H H H H H H H H H H H H H Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "A ha!" | |
| Zach says, "So tube = number, receptacle = letter" | ||
| Zach says, "However that helps" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1013 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1014 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1015 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 Floyd | 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "where'd the bars come from?" | |
| Zach says, "Yup, 6 is the 36th "letter"" | ||
| Johnny says, "When the young people move into a neighborhood, they start opening up." | ||
| Zach says, "Wait," | ||
| jenrexrode says, "hah" | ||
| Zach says, "I mean 32th" | ||
| jenrexrode says, "my tooth" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1016 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1017 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1018 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1019 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC AB Floyd | C ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "neat" | |
| Zach says, "1 + 2 I guess" | ||
| Zach says, "Hopefully black, brown, and red will be ABCDEF" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1020 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1021 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | ABCDEFG ABCDEFG ABCDEFG ABCDEFG ABCDEF Floyd | G ABCDEFG ABCDEFG ABCDEFG Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "gee" | |
| Zach says, "Noo" | ||
| Zach says, "Oh that does make sense" | ||
| Zach says, "1 + 2 + 4" | ||
| Zach says, "I guess now to find a pattern in the ticker tape" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect orange to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1021 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the orange wossname or the orange receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect yellow to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1021 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the large yellow button, the yellow wossname, or Floyd | the yellow receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1022 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1023 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1024 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press yellow button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1025 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS YELLOW BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1026 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1027 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1028 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hooray for a small stock market" | |
| jenrexrode says, "well those look like stocks" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1029 Floyd | Floyd | > X STOCK Floyd | Floyd | (the stock ticker) Floyd | The ticker's an upright brass tube. There's a glass bubble on top Floyd | that's glowing intermittently. The ticker has a red and a yellow Floyd | button on it, and there's also a panel on the back. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x herring stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1029 Floyd | Floyd | > X HERRING STOCK Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1030 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a stock certificate Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stock certificate" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1031 Floyd | Floyd | > X STOCK CERTIFICATE Floyd | Floyd | It's a stock certificate for a thousand shares of Consolidated Herring Floyd | Securities. Wow, do you think that means it's good for one thousand Floyd | herring? That's got to be at least five times as many as I could eat Floyd | in a one sitting. This thing must be worth...hmm, I paid one florin Floyd | for it, so....I have no idea. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "so will CHS show up?" | |
| Zach says, "We have to make it!" | ||
| Zach says, "When we change the tubes it also changes the ticker tape." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "that makes sense." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube, red tube, orange tube, yellow tube, and green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1031
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE, RED TUBE, ORANGE TUBE, YELLOW TUBE, AND GREEN TUBE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1032 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | QPI 02Y | EUL 03/15 | DPL -Y6 | AHP 0Y7 | IHT -3/3 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1033 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | IHP 7Y/3 | QPI 6XY | AQH 6Y/11 | PH 7Y6 | AHP 6Y7 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take orange tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1034 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGE TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | A P 6Q7 | A P 7Q7 | QPA 6PQ | AQ 6Q/11 | P 7Q6 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take yellow tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1035 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 7A6 | A 6A7 | A 7A7 | A A 6 A | AA 6A7 | Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1036 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AA AA | AA | A AA | A AAA | A A A | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I not sure what math to use to best approach this." | |
| jenrexrode asks, "so if they're all connected, does the ticker look like stocks?" | ||
| Zach says, "Yeah" | ||
| Zach | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | | ||
| jenrexrode says, "AHP was there even when disconnecting them" | ||
| Zach says, "In different orders" | ||
| Zach says, "Good eye! That could be important..." | ||
| Zach says, "Yup, removing brown would leave all those letters in place." | ||
| Zach says, "Which would allow us to remove brown and perhaps have CHS" | ||
| Zach says, "Each turn the last stock on the tape moves to the front I believe" | ||
| jenrexrode says, "AHP +19 , AHP 0Y7, AHP 6Y7" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1037 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a black wossname, an empty brown receptacle, an Floyd | empty red receptacle, an empty orange receptacle, an empty yellow Floyd | receptacle, and an empty green receptacle. There are also disconnected Floyd | brown, red, orange, yellow, and green wossnames. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | A A A | AA AA | AA | A AA | A AAA | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Yup, only removing black would get rid of A" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1038 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | | | | | | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1039 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | P P | P P | PP PP | P PP | P P | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1040 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | PH X | HP X | HHP XH | PPH XX | PH XP | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1041 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | DTL D2T | DPL DX | HP DX | HHT D2H | PPH D2X | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1042 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | PPH 02X | DTL 02/14 | DPL 0X6 | HP 0X6 | HHT 02/2 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1043 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | JHT 04/2 | RPH +2Z | FVL +2/14 | FPN 0Z8 | HP +Z8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "But without black the rest of the alphabet gets screwed | BBDDFFHHJJLLNNPPRRTTVVXXZZ2244668800+" | |
| jenrexrode says, ";I thought you were removing brown, not black" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1044 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP +19 | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1045 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | DPL -Y6 | AHP 0Y7 | IHT -3/3 | QPI 02Y | EUL 03/15 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "those don't look like stocks anymore, can you switch the brown with another?" | |
| jenrexrode says, "like red" | ||
| Zach says, "You can, but I haven't done a huge amount of experimentation with that." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "well it seems like they all have to be connected to get the expected results" | ||
| jenrexrode says, "otherwise there is garbage on the print" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1045 Floyd | Floyd | > X Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to examine? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1046 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a black wossname, an empty brown receptacle, a Floyd | red receptacle containing a red wossname, an orange receptacle Floyd | containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle containing a yellow Floyd | wossname, and a green receptacle containing a green wossname. There is Floyd | also a disconnected brown wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EUL 03/15 | DPL -Y6 | AHP 0Y7 | IHT -3/3 | QPI 02Y | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1047 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | PPH 02X | DTL 02/14 | DPL 0X6 | HP 0X6 | HHT 02/2 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1048 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | JHT +4/4 | RPJ 02Z | FVL 04/16 | DPL +Z6 | BHP 0Z8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1049 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hooray!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1050 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BACDFEGHJIKLNMOPRQSTVUWXZY1243568790+- Floyd | /1/2/4/3/5/6/8/7/9/10/12/11/13/14/16/15/17/18*/19,.?/! Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "is that good?" | |
| Zach says, "Well, the letters changed but the numbers are still sane" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1051 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FVL 04/16 | DPL +Z6 | BHP 0Z8 | JHT +4/4 | RPJ 02Z | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1052 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | RPJ 6XZ | BRH 6Z/12 | PH 8Z6 | BHP 6Z8 | JHP 8Z/4 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1053 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | JHQ 91/4 | RPJ 7YZ | CSI 71/13 | API 9Z6 | BHP 7Z8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1054 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BHP -4+ | NHQ 95/4 | VPJ -Y4 | GWI -1/13 | EPM 940 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1055 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a red wossname, a brown receptacle containing a Floyd | black wossname, a red receptacle containing a brown wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing a yellow wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EPM 940 | BHP -4+ | NHQ 95/4 | VPJ -Y4 | GWI -1/13 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1056 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FVH 0Z/12 | DPL 840 | BHP 04+ | NHP 84/4 | VPJ 0X4 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1057 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | TPH 0X2 | DTH 0X/10 | DPL 620 | HP 020 | LHP 62/2 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1058 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | MHP 73/3 | UPI 0X3 | EUH 0Y/11 | DPL 730 | AHP 03- | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1059 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP +3- | MHR 95/3 | UPI +Z3 | GWJ +1/13 | FPN 930 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1060 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to empty it first. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | FPN 930 | AHP +3- | MHR 95/3 | UPI +Z3 | GWJ +1/13 | Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1061 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EUH 0Y/11 | DPL 730 | AHP 03- | MHP 73/3 | UPI 0X3 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1062 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to empty it first. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | UPI 0X3 | EUH 0Y/11 | DPL 730 | AHP 03- | MHP 73/3 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1063 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | MHR 95/3 | UPI +Z3 | GWJ +1/13 | FPN 930 | AHP +3- | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1064 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a black wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a red wossname, a red receptacle containing a brown wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing a yellow wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHP +3- | MHR 95/3 | UPI +Z3 | GWJ +1/13 | FPN 930 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, ";aww, garbage" | |
| Zach says, "Blurgh, I need to get to sleep. Feel free to experiment." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "ok" | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1065 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | DPL 730 | AHP 03- | MHP 73/3 | UPI 0X3 | EUH 0Y/11 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1066 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AQH 6Y/11 | PH 7Y6 | AHP 6Y7 | IHP 7Y/3 | QPI 6XY | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1067 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | QPI 02Y | EUL 03/15 | DPL -Y6 | AHP 0Y7 | IHT -3/3 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brownn receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1067 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWNN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1068 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT -5/3 | SPI +21 | GWL +3/15 | FPN -18 | AHP +19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take yellow tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1069 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AH +K9 | KHD -O/3 | C I +LK | GGL +M- | F N -K8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take orange tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1070 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGE TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | F F -C8 | A +C9 | C D -G7 | C A +DC | GGD +E- | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1071 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GOD +M/7 | FHF -K8 | A H +K9 | C L -O7 | KHA +LK | Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1072 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHQ +21 | GOT +3/7 | FHV -18 | APH +19 | SPL -5/11 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "yay - no garbage" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1073 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a black wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a brown wossname, a red receptacle containing a red wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing a yellow wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing an orange wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPL -5/11 | KHQ +21 | GOT +3/7 | FHV -18 | APH +19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale asks, "Oh, Nightfloyding?" | |
| jenrexrode says, "yup" | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take black" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1073 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the black wossname, the black receptacle, or the Floyd | suit? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take black tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1074 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLACK TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | PH +Z8 | RPL 04/10 | JHP +2Z | FNT +2/6 | FHV 0Z8 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take brown tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1075 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BROWN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | DHT 0X6 | PH 0X6 | PPL 02/10 | HHP 02X | DLT 02/6 | Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect brown tube to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1076 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN TUBE TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EMT -2/6 | EHU 0Y7 | PH -Y7 | QPL 03/10 | IHP -2Y | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect black tube to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1077 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK TUBE TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHR -21 | GOT -4/8 | EHU +17 | BPH -19 | SPL +5/12 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "ok more non-garbage" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1078 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPH 81/12 | KHR 7X1 | CKP 7Z/4 | AHQ 817 | BPH 719 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1079 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BPH A1C | SPH B1R | KHR AX1 | CKP AZJ | AHQ B1A | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1080 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 7H/11 81A | BPH 71C | SP/2 8,R | KHR 7/181 | 9/5/10 7*/4 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1081 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 9/5/10 -*/8 | 7H/11 +1E | BPH -1G | SP/2 +,V | KHR -/181 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "eek, garbage" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1080 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1081 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CKP AZJ | AHQ B1A | BPH A1C | SPH B1R | KHR AX1 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "How quickly one turns from aww to eek." | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1082 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHR 7X1 | CKP 7Z/4 | AHQ 817 | BPH 719 | SPH 81/12 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1083 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPL +5/12 | KHR -21 | GOT -4/8 | EHU +17 | BPH -19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1084 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a brown wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a black wossname, a red receptacle containing a red wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing a yellow wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing an orange wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BPH -19 | SPL +5/12 | KHR -21 | GOT -4/8 | EHU +17 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1085 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | AHQ 817 | BPH 719 | SPH 81/12 | KHR 7X1 | CKP 7Z/4 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take orange tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1086 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGE TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CK 7J/4 | AHA 8K7 | B H 7K9 | C H 8K8 | KHB 7HK | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1087 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHF 7LO | CKD 7N/4 | AHE 8O7 | BDH 7O9 | GDH 8O+ | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take yellow tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1088 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GD 8G+ | C F 7DG | CCD 7F8 | A E 8G7 | BD 7G9 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to orange receptacle." | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1089
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE.
Floyd |
Floyd | Connected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances:
Floyd | | BD /3G9 | GDH /4O+ | C F /3LG | KKL /3N/4 | I M /4G7 |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Zach has disconnected. | ||
| Zach has connected. | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1090 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | IPM /4W7 | BDP /3W9 | GDX /45+ | SPF /32W | K1L /34* | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1089 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1090 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | I M JGA | BD IGC | GDH JOF | C F ILG | KKL INJ | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1091 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KKL YNZ | I M ZGQ | BD YGS | GDH ZOV | C F YLG | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1092 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | 96F Y/6/1 | K/5L Y/8* | I6M Z/1Q | BD6 Y/1S | GD/2 Z/9V | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "aww. more garbage" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take yellow tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1093 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GDH ZOV | C F YLG | KKL YNZ | I M ZGQ | BD YGS | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take green tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1094 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BD IGC | GDH JOF | C F ILG | KKL INJ | I M JGA | Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect green tube to green receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1095 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN TUBE TO GREEN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | I M /4G7 | BD /3G9 | GDH /4O+ | C F /3LG | KKL /3N/4 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect yellow tube to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1096 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW TUBE TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | K1L /34* | IPM /4W7 | BDP /3W9 | GDX /45+ | SPF /32W | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1097 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a brown wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a black wossname, a red receptacle containing an orange wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing a red wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing a yellow wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPF /32W | K1L /34* | IPM /4W7 | BDP /3W9 | GDX /45+ | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take orangetube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1097 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ORANGETUBE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take red tune" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1097 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUNE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the large red button, the red wossname, or the red Floyd | receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take red tube" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1098 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RED TUBE Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GDP 8W+ | SPF 7TW | CSD 7V/12 | APE 8W7 | BDP 7W9 | Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1099 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to empty it first. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BDP 7W9 | GDP 8W+ | SPF 7TW | CSD 7V/12 | APE 8W7 | Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect orange tube to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1100 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE TUBE TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | API 817 | BHP 719 | KHP 81/4 | SPJ 7X1 | CSH 7Z/12 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1101 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a brown wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a black wossname, an empty red receptacle, an orange receptacle Floyd | containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle containing a yellow Floyd | wossname, and a green receptacle containing a green wossname. There is Floyd | also a disconnected red wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CSH 7Z/12 | API 817 | BHP 719 | KHP 81/4 | SPJ 7X1 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "connect red tube to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1102 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED TUBE TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "argh, I need to get ready for bed, too" | |
| Tale has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf24" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1102 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic3" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1102 Floyd | [Ok.] | ||
| *** SESSION FOUR *** | ||
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic3" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1102
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| jenrexrode asks, "what happened at the stock market?" | |
| Gerynar arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||
| Gerynar has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Jacqueline asks, "Hm?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Not a whole lot. Here, I parsed out some stuff, in case anyone can make sense of it:" | ||
| [LINK] | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "That's what you see when you press the red button, on any given combination. (if not mentioned, assume it's normal. Like red is in red.)" | ||
| [LINK] | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oops." | ||
| [LINK] | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "And that one is what it shows when the ticker is running (the yellow button turns this on and off)." | ||
| Zach arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | jenrexrode asks, "what is the name of our stock?" | |
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | genericgeekgirl says, "CHS" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Consolidated Herring Securities" | ||
| Zach says, "I have a feeling there's some mathematical way to figure this out, but I don't know what that would be." | ||
| Zach says, "Powers of 2, adding exponents, and... math stuff." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "unplug black" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1102 Floyd | Floyd | > UNPLUG BLACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect black" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1102 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT BLACK Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the black wossname, the black receptacle, or the Floyd | suit? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect black wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1103 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT BLACK WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | IHT 03/2 | QPH -2Y | EUL -2/14 | EPM 0Y7 | HP -Y7 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "disconnect brown wossname" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1104 Floyd | Floyd | > DISCONNECT BROWN WOSSNAME Floyd | Floyd | Disconnected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | HP 0X6 | HHT 02/2 | PPH 02X | DTL 02/14 | DPL 0X6 | Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect brown wossname to black outlet" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1104 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN WOSSNAME TO BLACK OUTLET Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect brown wossname to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1105 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN WOSSNAME TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EPM 0Y7 | HP -Y7 | IHT 03/2 | QPH -2Y | EUL -2/14 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect black wossname to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1106 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK WOSSNAME TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press red" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1106 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the large red button, the red wossname, or the red Floyd | receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1107 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BACDFEGHJIKLNMOPRQSTVUWXZY1243568790+- Floyd | /1/2/4/3/5/6/8/7/9/10/12/11/13/14/16/15/17/18*/19,.?/! Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x box" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1108 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOX Floyd | Floyd | It's a closed strongbox. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1109 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | An auctioneer is here, although he's not auctioneering at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a stock ticker, a coffer (which is closed), and an Floyd | auction block here. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1110 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a brown wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a black wossname, a red receptacle containing a red wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing a yellow wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "help" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1110 Floyd | Floyd | > HELP Floyd | Floyd | For more information about the game, use the commands below: Floyd | ABOUT CREDITS will list the game's credits. Floyd | ABOUT HINT will list the major puzzles in the game, if you find Floyd | yourself unsure where to start looking. Floyd | ABOUT NOTES will display some notes on the structure of the game. Floyd | ABOUT VERBS will give you a list of verbs that might be useful. Floyd | Floyd | To report bugs, tell us you love us, tell us you hate us, or otherwise Floyd | comment on the game, you can reach us at Floyd | speculative.fiction.if@gmail.com. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "> about hint?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I don't think anyone, myself included, really wants to think about this puzzle anymore." | ||
| Gerynar arrives, full of fun and funk. | genericgeekgirl says, "Unless Gerynar does! :D" | |
| Zach says, "Yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "about hint" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1110 Floyd | Floyd | > ABOUT HINT Floyd | Floyd | There are seven valuable objects to collect and thus seven major Floyd | puzzles in the game. The puzzles are: Floyd | 1) Buy low and sell high (with a bit of helpful fraud) in the stock Floyd | market. Floyd | 2) Collect the insurance policy on the barn. Floyd | 3) Collect the reward for having a criminal arrested. Floyd | 4) Complete the treasure hunt. Floyd | 5) Counterfeit money. Floyd | 6) Rob the bank. Floyd | 7) Steal from the blind. Floyd | Floyd | We apologize for not designing a puzzle around stealing candy from a Floyd | baby. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Not helpful!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hint 1" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1110 Floyd | Floyd | > HINT 1 Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hint. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hint" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1110 Floyd | Floyd | > HINT Floyd | Floyd | For more information about the game, use the commands below: Floyd | ABOUT CREDITS will list the game's credits. Floyd | ABOUT HINT will list the major puzzles in the game, if you find Floyd | yourself unsure where to start looking. Floyd | ABOUT NOTES will display some notes on the structure of the game. Floyd | ABOUT VERBS will give you a list of verbs that might be useful. Floyd | Floyd | To report bugs, tell us you love us, tell us you hate us, or otherwise Floyd | comment on the game, you can reach us at Floyd | speculative.fiction.if@gmail.com. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Bwah" | |
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "look" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1111 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | An auctioneer is here, although he's not auctioneering at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a stock ticker, a coffer (which is closed), and an Floyd | auction block here. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x ticker" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1112 Floyd | Floyd | > X TICKER Floyd | Floyd | The ticker's an upright brass tube. There's a glass bubble on top Floyd | that's glowing intermittently. The ticker has a red and a yellow Floyd | button on it, and there's also a panel on the back. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "what happens when one presses the buttons?" | |
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x panel" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1113 Floyd | Floyd | > X PANEL Floyd | Floyd | Inside the panel is an array of wossnames and receptacles: a black Floyd | receptacle containing a brown wossname, a brown receptacle containing Floyd | a black wossname, a red receptacle containing a red wossname, an Floyd | orange receptacle containing an orange wossname, a yellow receptacle Floyd | containing a yellow wossname, and a green receptacle containing a Floyd | green wossname. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "The red button prints out the current.. key? I guess." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "And the yellow button turns the stock ticker off and on." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "So if you pressed it now, it would stop automatically advancing on each turn." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press red" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1113 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the large red button, the red wossname, or the red Floyd | receptacle? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1114 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BACDFEGHJIKLNMOPRQSTVUWXZY1243568790+- Floyd | /1/2/4/3/5/6/8/7/9/10/12/11/13/14/16/15/17/18*/19,.?/! Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | Floyd | Floyd | > | [LINK] | |
| jenrexrode asks, "so are we operating on the theory that the ticker needs to spit out CHS?" | ||
| jenrexrode asks, "and then we can sell our stock to whom?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Back to the auctioneer." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "The auctioneer said he'd be available for "after hours trading" and our magic shop guy suggested we "turn it into something more solid."" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask auctioneer about ticker" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1115 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK AUCTIONEER ABOUT TICKER Floyd | Floyd | "Quork quork quork!" Floyd | Floyd | "What's that, my friend? You want to buy some stock? Well, any person Floyd | or bird with money is welcome to join my auction." Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask auctioneer about day-trdaing" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1116
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK AUCTIONEER ABOUT DAY-TRDAING
Floyd |
Floyd | "Quork quork quork?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's that, my friend? You want to buy some stock? Well, any person
Floyd | or bird with money is welcome to join my auction."
Floyd |
Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances:
Floyd | | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask auctioneer about day-trading" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1117
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK AUCTIONEER ABOUT DAY-TRADING
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk awk caw?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's that, my friend? You want to buy some stock? Well, any person
Floyd | or bird with money is welcome to join my auction."
Floyd |
Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances:
Floyd | | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | KHT +5/4 |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf." | |
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1118 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Click! The stock ticker churns and spews out a section of tape: Floyd | Floyd | BACDFEGHJIKLNMOPRQSTVUWXZY1243568790+- Floyd | /1/2/4/3/5/6/8/7/9/10/12/11/13/14/16/15/17/18*/19,.?/! Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | KHT +5/4 | SPJ -21 | GWL -4/16 | EPM +17 | BHP -19 | Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Anyone object to just using the walkthrough solution and skipping ahead?" | |
| jenrexrode says, "i do not object" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Disconnect all wossnames." | ||
| Gerynar says, "none from me" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "Disconnect all wossnames." | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1119
Floyd |
Floyd | > DISCONNECT ALL WOSSNAMES.
Floyd |
Floyd | black wossname: Disconnected.
Floyd | brown wossname: Disconnected.
Floyd | red wossname: Disconnected.
Floyd | orange wossname: Disconnected.
Floyd | yellow wossname: Disconnected.
Floyd | green wossname: Disconnected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances:
Floyd | | | | | | |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect green wossname to green receptacle." | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1120
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONNECT GREEN WOSSNAME TO GREEN RECEPTACLE.
Floyd |
Floyd | Connected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances:
Floyd | | 6 6 | 6 6 | 6 6 | 6 | 6 6 |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect orange wossname to yellow receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1121 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT ORANGE WOSSNAME TO YELLOW RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | P 6P6 | PP 6P/10 | P 6PP | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect yellow wossname to orange receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1122 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT YELLOW WOSSNAME TO ORANGE RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | HHP 6XX | HP 6X/2 | HP 6X6 | PH 6X6 | PPH 6X/10 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect black wossname to red receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1123 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BLACK WOSSNAME TO RED RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | TPH 02/14 | LHT 6X2 | DLP 62/6 | HP 026 | DPH 620 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect brown wossname to black receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1124 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT BROWN WOSSNAME TO BLACK RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | DPH 73- | UPH 03/14 | MHT 7X3 | EMP 72/6 | AHQ 037 | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "connect red wossname to brown receptacle" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1125 Floyd | Floyd | > CONNECT RED WOSSNAME TO BROWN RECEPTACLE Floyd | Floyd | Connected. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | CHS +37 | DPH 93- | UPJ +5/14 | MHT 9Z3 | GOR 94/8 | Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Magic." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sell stock to auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1125 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL STOCK TO AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sell certificate to auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 27/1125 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL CERTIFICATE TO AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to sell the stock Floyd | certificate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give certificate to auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 34/1126 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CERTIFICATE TO AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | "Well, let's see how your stock is doing,", says the auctioneer, Floyd | picking up the ticker tape. "Wow, your stock has gone up considerably. Floyd | Herring's been down for months; I guess it was time. I suppose the Floyd | Fish Festival in Aderbean is going to be big this year. Well, I don't Floyd | have enough cash on me to cover you, obviously, so this sovereign bond Floyd | will have to do. Here you go." He hands it to me. Floyd | Floyd | The stock ticker tape advances: Floyd | | GOR 94/8 | CHS +37 | DPH 93- | UPJ +5/14 | MHT 9Z3 | Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 7 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Back to Mel, and I think we can have all the ingredients now. So we should save and play around with all the possibilities, if we want :)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 34/1127 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 34/1128 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 34/1129 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show bond to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1130 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW BOND TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Look, Mel! You can own one three thousand one hundred eighty-fifth of Floyd | the country!" Floyd | Floyd | "Which entitles me to one three thousand one hundred eighty-fifth of Floyd | the treasury?" Floyd | Floyd | "Yeah, exac--- no, no. I know why you're giving me that look. But Floyd | think about it. If we keep the boss from getting killed, no one will Floyd | ever know how much is in the treasury. Who cares what's Floyd | really there? Everybody in the kingdom believes that bond is worth Floyd | mega moolah." Floyd | Floyd | "...Fair enough." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter Floyd | and carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth Floyd | another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hooray, golden everythings!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1130 Floyd | Floyd | > X INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1131 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "so are we enlightened at all, or was it a matter of guessing?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "The walkthrough basically said "just keep plugging things into other things." It didn't explain the six-bit hint at all." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buy ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1131 Floyd | Floyd | > BUY INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the Midas potion, the unicorn fur, the sapphire Floyd | whiskey, the phoenix kidney, the ivory runestone, the daffodil blood, Floyd | the refined starmetal, or the wizard ash? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buy all ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1132 Floyd | Floyd | > BUY ALL INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | Midas potion: "Mel, can I have the ingredients for the Midas potion?" Floyd | Floyd | "Sure, if you give me the money for them." Floyd | unicorn fur: "Okay, W.D. Be careful. That's the only one I have in Floyd | stock." Mel hands me the unicorn fur and makes a note in his ledger. Floyd | sapphire whiskey: "Okay, W.D. Be careful. That's the only one I have Floyd | in stock." Mel hands me the sapphire whiskey and makes a note in his Floyd | ledger. Floyd | phoenix kidney: "Okay, W.D. Be careful. That's the only one I have in Floyd | stock." Mel hands me the phoenix kidney and makes a note in his Floyd | ledger. Floyd | ivory runestone: "Here you go, W.D. Good luck." Mel hands me the ivory Floyd | runestone and makes a note in his ledger. Floyd | daffodil blood: "Okay, W.D. Be careful. That's the only one I have in Floyd | stock." Mel hands me the daffodil blood and makes a note in his Floyd | ledger. Floyd | refined starmetal: "Here you go, W.D. Good luck." Mel hands me the Floyd | refined starmetal and makes a note in his ledger. Floyd | wizard ash: "All right, W.D., here you go." Mel hands me the wizard Floyd | ash and makes a note in his ledger. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf29" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1132 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1133 Floyd | Floyd | > X TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | It's a torn page from a book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1134 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1135 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Secret Laboratory Floyd | This is Mel's spooooooky secret laboratory. I say "spooky" because Floyd | it's lit bit a series of multicolored, floating orbs. Apart from the Floyd | glowing elf balls, though, it's a relatively normal stone cellar. I Floyd | can go up if you want to return to the shop proper. Floyd | Floyd | There's a big pot on the floor and a sign on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read sign" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1136 Floyd | Floyd | > READ SIGN Floyd | Floyd | Save your notes! You do not like remaking potions from scratch. Floyd | --Mel Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I wonder what the 5th one really says." | |
| Zach says, "Something tricky" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "We can find out now, I think :D" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1137 Floyd | Floyd | > X POT Floyd | Floyd | I'm sure it's technically an "alchemical cauldron apparatus," but I Floyd | will be referring to it as a "pot." The pot is filled with some kind Floyd | of thick liquid, and there's a sigil embossed on its side. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "i'm sure it's a trick" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined starmetal and wizard ash in pot" | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x sigil" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1137 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT UNICORN FUR, SAPPHIRE WHISKEY, IVORY RUNESTONE, REFINED Floyd | STARMETAL AND WIZARD ASH IN POT Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to put those things in? Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1138 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGIL Floyd | Floyd | It's some sort of intricate design. It means nothing to me, and it's Floyd | way too complicated for me to describe to you. It looks impressively Floyd | mystical and eldritch, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put unicorn fur and sapphire whiskey and ivory runestone and refined starmetal and wizard ash in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1138 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT UNICORN FUR AND SAPPHIRE WHISKEY AND IVORY RUNESTONE AND REFINED Floyd | STARMETAL AND WIZARD ASH IN POT Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to put those things in? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put unicorn fur and sapphire whiskey and ivory runestone and refined starmetal and wizard ash into pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1138 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT UNICORN FUR AND SAPPHIRE WHISKEY AND IVORY RUNESTONE AND REFINED Floyd | STARMETAL AND WIZARD ASH INTO POT Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to put those things in? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1138 Floyd | Floyd | > POT Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to put those things in? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put unicorn fur in pot. put sapphire whisey in pot. put ivory runestone in pot. put refined starmetal in pot. put wizard ash in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1139
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT UNICORN FUR IN POT. PUT SAPPHIRE WHISEY IN POT. PUT IVORY
Floyd | RUNESTONE IN POT. PUT REFINED STARMETAL IN POT. PUT WIZARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The unicorn fur disappears under the surface of the liquid in the pot.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sigil on the side of the pot begins glowing with a soft blue
Floyd | light.
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| genericgeekgirl says, "Grrr." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put sapphire whiskey in pot. put ivory runestone in pot. put refined starmetal in pot. put wizard ash in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1140
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SAPPHIRE WHISKEY IN POT. PUT IVORY RUNESTONE IN POT. PUT REFINED
Floyd | STARMETAL IN POT. PUT WIZARD ASH IN POT
Floyd |
Floyd | The sapphire whiskey disappears under the surface of the liquid in the
Floyd | pot.
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| genericgeekgirl says, "Fine. I'll do it one at a time." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1141 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | some wizard ash Floyd | some refined starmetal Floyd | some daffodil blood Floyd | an ivory runestone Floyd | a phoenix kidney Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put ivory runestone in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1142 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT IVORY RUNESTONE IN POT Floyd | Floyd | The ivory runestone disappears under the surface of the liquid in the Floyd | pot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put refined starmetal in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT REFINED STARMETAL IN POT Floyd | Floyd | The refined starmetal disappears under the surface of the liquid in Floyd | the pot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put wizard ash in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1144 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT WIZARD ASH IN POT Floyd | Floyd | The wizard ash disappears under the surface of the liquid in the pot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press sigil" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 38/1145 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS SIGIL Floyd | Floyd | As soon as I touch the sigil, all the glowing orbs stop moving. Uh oh. Floyd | Has time frozen? No, I can still move. Now the orbs are growing Floyd | smaller, and--- whoa! The orbs streak towards the pot and collide with Floyd | the surface of the liquid with a giant poof of smoke! Floyd | Floyd | Now I'm somehow holding a vial. Wow. that was crazy. Floyd | Floyd | We've done it, boss! Now all I need to do is get this back to you, so Floyd | that you can restock the treasury and, more importantly, get out of my Floyd | head. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 3 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on spell book" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 38/1146 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON SPELL BOOK Floyd | Floyd | Boss? I have put up with a lot today. I wandered all around town Floyd | following someone's love notes. I burned down a barn. I played Pretty Floyd | Pretty Princess Dress-Me-Up with some random guy in order to get him Floyd | arrested for a crime he didn't commit. I robbed a bank. I had to spend Floyd | a good ten minutes with the world's stupidest hedgehog Floyd | singing at me just so you could rob a blind guy. I let you Floyd | stick me in a cage just so you could make fake money. I had to learn Floyd | how to play your incomprehensible stock market. There is no way I am Floyd | letting you do anything with this potion until we get into Floyd | the treasury. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Awwww." | |
| Zach says, "I miss the hedgehog already" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I'm sure he survived the stampede." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Well, I suppose we can go see what this one does and then restore." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vial" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 38/1147 Floyd | Floyd | > X VIAL Floyd | Floyd | Yeaugh! I'm sure there's a potion in there, but all I get is some Floyd | shifting colors and an overwhelming smell of blue cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 38/1148 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vial to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 38/1149 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VIAL TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Like I said, boss, let's get back to your body first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 38/1150 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 38/1151 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 38/1152 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1153 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | All right. Nearly back at the room with your body. Now you can get out Floyd | of my head and take this potion, and I can have a nice meal with my Floyd | girlfriend. Here you g--- Floyd | Floyd | No. No no nononnononononono! You're not here. Your body isn't here. Floyd | Also the door is open. The treasurer must have found the king. We've Floyd | got to get to the treasury--- oh man--- I hope they haven't killed you Floyd | yet. Floyd | Floyd | flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflap Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay, it's not over yet. I can see you. You're not dead. The Floyd | king and the treasurer and some guards and some you are all here. Floyd | Okay, okay. We can still work this out. We just have to get up to the Floyd | treasury before they do. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | We're at the bottom of the elevator leading up the tower to the vault. Floyd | The lift itself is a giant stone disk operated by a magic key. Floyd | Floyd | I can see your comatose body, a treasurer, some guards, and a king Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The treasurer fumbles with his key ring and holds up a bright blue Floyd | key. "Alakazam!" he incants. Nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on spell book" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1154 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON SPELL BOOK Floyd | Floyd | I don't think this will do anything, but okay. Done. Now the spell Floyd | book is wet. Floyd | Floyd | The treasures holds up the key again. "Alakazoo!" he incants. Nothing Floyd | happens. Floyd | Floyd | "It's 'Alakazar'," says the king. Floyd | Floyd | "I was getting there!" shouts the treasurer. "Alakazar!" he cries Floyd | triumphantly. The stone lift hums and starts moving upwards. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1153 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1154 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The treasures holds up the key again. "Alakazoo!" he incants. Nothing Floyd | happens. Floyd | Floyd | "It's 'Alakazar'," says the king. Floyd | Floyd | "I was getting there!" shouts the treasurer. "Alakazar!" he cries Floyd | triumphantly. The stone lift hums and starts moving upwards. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1155 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Hey, boss! Death is imminent! Floyd | Floyd | "I've always wanted to see the treasury," says one of the guards. Floyd | "This is so exciting." Floyd | Floyd | "The treasury is empty!" yells the treasurer. "This is a Floyd | travesty." Floyd | Floyd | "I've always wanted to see the treasury," repeats the guard. "This is Floyd | such an exciting travesty." Floyd | Floyd | The lift rises steadily. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "There's a lack of inanimate things here to pour it on." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1156 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The king sneezes. Floyd | Floyd | The lift rises steadily. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1157 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Hey, boss! Death is imminent! Floyd | Floyd | One of the guards rifles through your pockets. Floyd | Floyd | The lift rises steadily. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I have pocke-- oh. The wizard." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The lift arrives at the top of the tower. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1159 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The treasurer leads the way east towards the vault. You're going to Floyd | die. Nice knowing you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1160 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Hey, boss! Death is imminent! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1161 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1162 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Hey, boss! Death is imminent! Floyd | Floyd | Boss, please stop dawdl--- what the....I think that was your body Floyd | sailing past us. Hmm, yeah, that's definitely a smashed you down Floyd | there. Good job. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You are stuck in W.D.'s head forever. He is not happy about Floyd | this. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 38 out of a possible 40 in 1162 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1161 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1160 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1159 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1157 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | an iridescent potion Floyd | some daffodil blood Floyd | a phoenix kidney Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | The lift arrives at the top of the tower. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on fish" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1159 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON FISH Floyd | Floyd | I don't think this will do anything, but okay. Done. Now the fish is Floyd | wet. Floyd | Floyd | The treasurer leads the way east towards the vault. You're going to Floyd | die. Nice knowing you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "should we fly up before the lift gets there?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1160 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | We're already at the top of the tower; the vault is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Top of Tower 38/1161 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Top of Tower Floyd | This is the top of the treasure house tower. Notable features include Floyd | the vault, to the north, and the bottom of the tower, to the, um, Floyd | downward. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Vault 38/1162 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This room is supposed to be filled with treasure. Failing that, it's Floyd | supposed to be filled with the illusion of treasure. But it's broken. Floyd | If I tilt my head one way, the illusion's still there: a giant pile of Floyd | gold and jewelry. If I tilt my head the other way, all I see is a pile Floyd | of logs. It's making me dizzy. The exit from the vault is to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see your comatose body, a treasurer, some guards, a king, and a Floyd | pile of logs here. Floyd | Floyd | The king sighs. "Just get rid of him. I don't care what you do." He Floyd | sits on a log and puts his head in his hands. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, we're such jerks. Floyd | Floyd | The guards chop off your head and toss your body down the tower. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You are stuck in W.D.'s head forever. He is not happy about Floyd | this. Also, you are a jerk. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 38 out of a possible 40 in 1162 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Drat. Short one turn.Maybe the logs." | |
| Zach asks, "Hmm. What does this vial do?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "This is supposed to turn inanimate things into gold somethings." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "But it just seems to be making things wet." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Top of Tower 38/1161 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Top of Tower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1160 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1159 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo.undo.undo.undo.undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO.UNDO.UNDO.UNDO.UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1157 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1156 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1157 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | One of the guards rifles through your pockets. Floyd | Floyd | The lift rises steadily. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1158 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | We're already at the top of the tower; the vault is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | The lift arrives at the top of the tower. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Top of Tower 38/1159 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Top of Tower Floyd | This is the top of the treasure house tower. Notable features include Floyd | the vault, to the north, and the bottom of the tower, to the, um, Floyd | downward. Floyd | Floyd | The treasurer leads the king and his retinue here from the west. Floyd | You're going to die. Nice knowing you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Vault 38/1160 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This room is supposed to be filled with treasure. Failing that, it's Floyd | supposed to be filled with the illusion of treasure. But it's broken. Floyd | If I tilt my head one way, the illusion's still there: a giant pile of Floyd | gold and jewelry. If I tilt my head the other way, all I see is a pile Floyd | of logs. It's making me dizzy. The exit from the vault is to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of logs here. Floyd | Floyd | Uh oh. They're here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on logs" | ||
Floyd ] Vault 38/1160
Floyd |
Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON LOGS
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay. Here goes. I fly out of hiding and splash the potion around the
Floyd | room.
Floyd |
Floyd | The room explodes. This is not quite what I expected. There's a crazy
Floyd | shower of birds everywhere. The pile of logs has become a swarm
Floyd | of...of goldfinches. Oops.
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm trying to get back in my hiding place, but there's too much chaos.
Floyd | The birds are going wild. They're all screaming at each other to get
Floyd | out of each other's way. The humans are throwing their hands up to
Floyd | protect their heads from the aerial assault. The guards drop you on
Floyd | the floor. I've got to try to get out of here before I--- oh, thank
Floyd | the meat gods, are you finally going back into your own head? Good
Floyd | luck, boss; good time to try running.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [Press any key to continue.]
| genericgeekgirl says, "Gold finches!!!!" | |
| Zach says, "Hooray!" | ||
| Zach pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Vault 40/1161 Floyd | Floyd | I swear it happened exactly like that, babe. Goldfinches everywhere. Floyd | Would I make something like that up? Well, then why do you think there Floyd | are so many more birds around here lately? Floyd | Floyd | The king and the treasurer? Well, they probably got pooped on a lot. Floyd | You know how it is. The boss and I got out of the room as soon as Floyd | possible. He ran off to a closet where he had some Anywhere-But-Here Floyd | Dust stashed, and he poofed away. I have no idea where he went; I hope Floyd | it was to some kingdom with with dumber treasurers. Floyd | Floyd | Anyway, as far as I know, he's gone for good. That means I'm yours for Floyd | the foreseeable future, love. Want to go get some food? I've worked up Floyd | a heck of an appetite saving the boss and all. Let's eat somewhere Floyd | quiet; I'm going to go crazy if I hear one more finch asking where to Floyd | get the good seeds. Floyd | Floyd | *** You live to swindle some other kingdom. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 40 out of a possible 40 in 1161 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Not Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, see some suggestions for AMUSING Floyd | things to do, or QUIT? Floyd | > | jenrexrode exclaims, "yay!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I'm satisfied with that ending, but feel free to play around if you want. Or we can play Tale's Parasites. He fixed it up just for us!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Although there are also potions that turn *anything* into gold, including living people :)" | ||
| Zach says, "Let's do the one that takes all the ingredients." | ||
| Zach says, "Since we spent the time getting there." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf29" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1132
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 35/1133 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1134 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Secret Laboratory Floyd | This is Mel's spooooooky secret laboratory. I say "spooky" because Floyd | it's lit bit a series of multicolored, floating orbs. Apart from the Floyd | glowing elf balls, though, it's a relatively normal stone cellar. I Floyd | can go up if you want to return to the shop proper. Floyd | Floyd | There's a big pot on the floor and a sign on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put all ingredients in pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1135 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT ALL INGREDIENTS IN POT Floyd | Floyd | wizard ash: The wizard ash disappears under the surface of the liquid Floyd | in the pot. Floyd | Floyd | The sigil on the side of the pot begins glowing with a soft blue Floyd | light. Floyd | refined starmetal: The refined starmetal disappears under the surface Floyd | of the liquid in the pot. Floyd | daffodil blood: The daffodil blood disappears under the surface of the Floyd | liquid in the pot. Floyd | ivory runestone: The ivory runestone disappears under the surface of Floyd | the liquid in the pot. Floyd | phoenix kidney: The phoenix kidney disappears under the surface of the Floyd | liquid in the pot. Floyd | sapphire whiskey: The sapphire whiskey disappears under the surface of Floyd | the liquid in the pot. Floyd | unicorn fur: The unicorn fur disappears under the surface of the Floyd | liquid in the pot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 35/1136 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I wonder if we can turn the king into gold." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press sigil" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 38/1137 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS SIGIL Floyd | Floyd | As soon as I touch the sigil, all the glowing orbs stop moving. Uh oh. Floyd | Has time frozen? No, I can still move. Now the orbs are growing Floyd | smaller, and--- whoa! The orbs streak towards the pot and collide with Floyd | the surface of the liquid with a giant poof of smoke! Floyd | Floyd | Now I'm somehow holding a vial. Wow. that was crazy. Floyd | Floyd | We've done it, boss! Now all I need to do is get this back to you, so Floyd | that you can restock the treasury and, more importantly, get out of my Floyd | head. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 3 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 38/1138 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 38/1139 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 38/1140 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 38/1141 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1142 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | All right. Nearly back at the room with your body. Now you can get out Floyd | of my head and take this potion, and I can have a nice meal with my Floyd | girlfriend. Here you g--- Floyd | Floyd | No. No no nononnononononono! You're not here. Your body isn't here. Floyd | Also the door is open. The treasurer must have found the king. We've Floyd | got to get to the treasury--- oh man--- I hope they haven't killed you Floyd | yet. Floyd | Floyd | flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflap Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay, it's not over yet. I can see you. You're not dead. The Floyd | king and the treasurer and some guards and some you are all here. Floyd | Okay, okay. We can still work this out. We just have to get up to the Floyd | treasury before they do. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | We're at the bottom of the elevator leading up the tower to the vault. Floyd | The lift itself is a giant stone disk operated by a magic key. Floyd | Floyd | I can see your comatose body, a treasurer, some guards, and a king Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The treasurer fumbles with his key ring and holds up a bright blue Floyd | key. "Alakazam!" he incants. Nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on king" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON KING Floyd | Floyd | Whoa. Harsh, boss, but okay: one solid-gold king, coming up. I hope Floyd | you have plans for an exciting chess set. Floyd | Floyd | Sploosh. Wow, he looks offended that I threw the potion at Floyd | him. I wouldn't want to be frozen with that face for all eternity. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, boss, the treasurer looks even angrier, and the guards are Floyd | still--- Oh, you seem to be leaving my head. Good luck with that. I'm Floyd | out of here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You don't get executed for robbing the treasury! Yay! You Floyd | do get executed for murdering the king! Boo! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 38 out of a possible 40 in 1143 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1142 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on treasurer" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1142
Floyd |
Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON TREASURER
Floyd |
Floyd | Ooh, I like the way you think. I leave my perch and, like a streak of
Floyd | black lightning, I strike! The fat guy is still complaining about what
Floyd | a horrid little toad of a thief you are as I pour the potion on him.
Floyd | His lips continue whining even as the top of his head turns to gold.
Floyd | Well, that was--- oh, you seem to be leaving my mind finally. Good
Floyd | riddance.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [Press any key to continue.]
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 42/1143 Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, babe, it all happened just like that. After the treasurer got Floyd | turned into a statue, the boss managed to convince the king that the Floyd | new gold treasurer was far more valuable than the old one, and, you Floyd | know, nobody really liked the old treasurer anyway. Floyd | Floyd | The boss? Well, the boss decided he should probably skip town even Floyd | though he wasn't in immediate danger of losing his legs, arms, Floyd | eyeballs, or liver. Eventually the king's going to think about the Floyd | moral implications of restocking the treasury with the Floyd | treasurer. I don't know where the boss has gone and I really don't Floyd | want to know. But he gave me my freedom for my help, and...one other Floyd | thing. He did one last enchantment before he left, and this one seems Floyd | to actually work. Floyd | Floyd | So, the bag of Marginal Holding? Well, he made it a little less and a Floyd | little more useful. Now it only holds eyeballs. But there's always one Floyd | more in the bag. Infinite Eyeballs--- more than we could ever possibly Floyd | eat. Floyd | Floyd | Could I interest you in a little snack, my love? Floyd | Floyd | *** You've rampaged through this game and saved W.D. from Floyd | yourself. You live to swindle another kingdom. Go you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 42 out of a possible 40 (or so) in 1143 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of Spared from any Unpleasant Consequences of Floyd | Your Actions. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, see some suggestions for AMUSING Floyd | things to do, or QUIT? Floyd | > | Zach says, "Dang. I was hoping they'd appreciate the irony." | |
| jenrexrode exclaims, "oh hey!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh my god. Infinite eyeballs. Best. Day. Ever." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "42 out of 40. Man." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "full score" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 42/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > FULL SCORE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 42 out of a possible 40 (or so) in 1143 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of Spared from any Unpleasant Consequences of Floyd | Your Actions. Floyd | Floyd | The score is made up as follows: Floyd | Floyd | 1 for obtaining someone's diamond ring Floyd | 2 for obtaining the insurance check Floyd | 3 for obtaining the reward money for turning in Two-Handed Bart Floyd | (more or less) Floyd | 4 for obtaining the money we stole from the bank Floyd | 5 for obtaining the rare coin Floyd | 6 for obtaining the counterfeit banknote Floyd | 7 for obtaining the sovereign bond Floyd | 7 for buying seven ingredients from Mel Floyd | 3 for making a potion to save your miserable hide Floyd | 4 for saving your miserable hide Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, see some suggestions for AMUSING Floyd | things to do, or QUIT? Floyd | > | Zach says, "We're just that good." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "amusing" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 42/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > AMUSING Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Have you tried: Floyd | Floyd | Asking Mel about the king, queen, treasurer, money, wizard, raven, Floyd | etc.? Floyd | Listening to all seven of the hedgehog's songs? Floyd | ...without going crazy? Floyd | Praying? Floyd | Crying? Floyd | Singing (before, during, and after your encounter with the hedgehog)? Floyd | Putting an object into or on top of itself? Floyd | Repeatedly trying to eat inedible things? Floyd | Waking up the wizard? Floyd | Referring to the egg immediately after W.D. eats it? Floyd | ...with several different eggs? Floyd | Ringing the bell? Floyd | Tasting the liquid in the pot, then calling W.D. a coward? Floyd | Buying a stock in a raven or crow company (repeatedly)? Floyd | Giving the faery coin to the beggar? Floyd | Giving the hedgehog the balloon and waiting around for a few turns? Floyd | Pulling the alarm cord while "Two-Handed Bart" is only partly Floyd | dressed-up? Floyd | Pouring the anything-to-gold potion on the castle guards? Floyd | Drinking the potion once you've made it? Floyd | Making the hedgehog cry? Floyd | Floyd | And what does W.D. stand for, anyway? Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, see some suggestions for AMUSING Floyd | things to do, or QUIT? Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Awww, did we ever make the hedgehog cry?" | |
| jenrexrode says, "sounds familiar, but maybe it was the last go-round" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1142 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on wizard" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON WIZARD Floyd | Floyd | (your comatose body) Floyd | HHAHAHHAA. Yes, sir! One wizard-to-gold potion, coming right up. Floyd | Gloop. Gooey stuff, man. Floyd | Floyd | Hahahahaha. Oh, man, I don't know why he wanted to kill himself, but Floyd | the sight of his smug face turning to solid gold will keep me happy Floyd | for yea--- Floyd | Floyd | Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be out of my head? Shouldn't you Floyd | be dead? Shouldn't--- oh, oh god. Oh god. Why? Why--- now there is no Floyd | body for you to get back to. Why would you do that to me? Floyd | AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Well, at least it was funny. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 38 out of a possible 40 in 1143 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1142 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on me" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON ME Floyd | Floyd | HHAHAHHAA. Yes, sir! One wizard-to-gold potion, coming right up. Floyd | Gloop. Gooey stuff, man. Floyd | Floyd | Hahahahaha. Oh, man, I don't know why he wanted to kill himself, but Floyd | the sight of his smug face turning to solid gold will keep me happy Floyd | for yea--- Floyd | Floyd | Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be out of my head? Shouldn't you Floyd | be dead? Shouldn't--- oh, oh god. Oh god. Why? Why--- now there is no Floyd | body for you to get back to. Why would you do that to me? Floyd | AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Well, at least it was funny. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 38 out of a possible 40 in 1143 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1142 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Treasure House Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ugh. Not that me. Me me." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour vial on you" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1143 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON YOU Floyd | Floyd | Absolutely not. Look, boss, I've done a lot for you today. I wandered Floyd | all around town following someone's love notes. I burned down a barn. Floyd | I played Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Me-Up with some random guy in Floyd | order to get him arrested for a crime he didn't commit. I robbed a Floyd | bank. I had to spend a good ten minutes with the world's stupidest Floyd | hedgehog singing at me just so you could rob a blind guy. I Floyd | let you stick me in a cage just so you could make fake money. I had to Floyd | learn how to play your incomprehensible stock market. And I was happy Floyd | to do so; all things considered, you're not the worst possible master Floyd | for a bird to have. But if you think I'm going to spend eternity as a Floyd | golden raven statuette just so you can skip the consequences of your Floyd | embezzlement, I should have let the executioner chop your head off Floyd | hours ago. Floyd | Floyd | The treasures holds up the key again. "Alakazoo!" he incants. Nothing Floyd | happens. Floyd | Floyd | "It's 'Alakazar'," says the king. Floyd | Floyd | "I was getting there!" shouts the treasurer. "Alakazar!" he cries Floyd | triumphantly. The stone lift hums and starts moving upwards. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "drink it?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drink vial" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1144 Floyd | Floyd | > DRINK VIAL Floyd | Floyd | Absolutely not. Look, boss, I've done a lot for you today. I wandered Floyd | all around town following someone's love notes. I burned down a barn. Floyd | I played Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Me-Up with some random guy in Floyd | order to get him arrested for a crime he didn't commit. I robbed a Floyd | bank. I had to spend a good ten minutes with the world's stupidest Floyd | hedgehog singing at me just so you could rob a blind guy. I Floyd | let you stick me in a cage just so you could make fake money. I had to Floyd | learn how to play your incomprehensible stock market. And I was happy Floyd | to do so; all things considered, you're not the worst possible master Floyd | for a bird to have. But if you think I'm going to spend eternity as a Floyd | golden raven statuette just so you can skip the consequences of your Floyd | embezzlement, I should have let the executioner chop your head off Floyd | hours ago. Floyd | Floyd | The king sneezes. Floyd | Floyd | The lift rises steadily. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "pour vial on lift" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1145 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON LIFT Floyd | Floyd | I don't think this will do anything, but okay. Done. Now the magic Floyd | lift is wet. Floyd | Floyd | "I've always wanted to see the treasury," says one of the guards. Floyd | "This is so exciting." Floyd | Floyd | "The treasury is empty!" yells the treasurer. "This is a Floyd | travesty." Floyd | Floyd | "I've always wanted to see the treasury," repeats the guard. "This is Floyd | such an exciting travesty." Floyd | Floyd | The lift rises steadily. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pour vial on guards" | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 38/1145
Floyd |
Floyd | > POUR VIAL ON GUARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | I never liked those guys anyway. I fly out of my hiding space and
Floyd | splash both of the guards. They look briefly stunned but transform
Floyd | before they can do anything to me in retaliation. They don't release
Floyd | their grip on your body, though, so you're now squished between two
Floyd | beefy gold statues. That looks uncomfortable.
Floyd |
Floyd | The treasurer starts screaming bloody murder about how you're a bloody
Floyd | murderer, and the king looks like he's trying to figure out where the
Floyd | guards went. Now the--- oh, thank the Meat Gods, are you finally
Floyd | leaving my head? Toodles.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [Press any key to continue.]
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| Zach pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Treasure House 40/1146 Floyd | Floyd | No, babe, I swear it's all true. We goldificated both of the guards, Floyd | but the boss was trapped between them. The treasurer wouldn't stop Floyd | screaming about the guards. The boss wouldn't stop screaming about how Floyd | he'd gotten the treasure back, and what more did they want? I thought Floyd | the treasurer was going to strangle the chief himself, but the king Floyd | said he had to get more guards, and they both left. The boss mostly Floyd | managed to work his way free, but one of his fingers ended up wedged Floyd | between the two statues. It was crazy. We could hear the treasurer Floyd | coming back with a whole pile of guards, and the boss kept pulling at Floyd | his hand, and... Floyd | Floyd | Well, of course you see where this is going. I heroically saved the Floyd | day once again, and the boss (or, well, most of him) fled to where had Floyd | some Anywhere-But-Here Dust stashed. I'm sure he's fine wherever he Floyd | is. Floyd | Floyd | So, anyway, I think I'm free for the foreseeable future, love. Want a Floyd | snack? I saved you half a finger. Floyd | Floyd | *** Hey, 99% of you survived! Good job! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 40 out of a possible 40 in 1146 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Not Gotten Your Head Cut Off. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, see some suggestions for AMUSING Floyd | things to do, or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ew." | |
